Thread 215860498

Muslims live in a literal zuttopia and still claim they suffer

where is your local zuttopia enclave?

>>215860528
I will not send you a pic of my butthole, stop asking

Lmao, what's with Westerners and their insatiable hunger of being c#cked by a BBC, Not a single scholar in fourteen centuries, not Ibn Kathir, not Bayhaqi, not Tabari, not one of the actual giants of Islamic knowledge ever took that hadith to mean anything sexual.
Every last one of them, fluent in the language and steeped in its meanings, understood it exactly as it’s meant: a spiritual encounter, not your cuckoldry fantasy.
But somehow a clueless ret#ard who can’t even read Arabic thinks he’s uncovered what a thousand years of scholarship missed?
You can’t tell the difference between a metaphor and a verb, yet you think you’ve outsmarted people who lived and breathed this language.

>>215860717
the language itself comes from zuttland

>>215860717
Absolutely ZUTTbroken.
Sad!

>>215860717
this is mostly correct
mohammed only bragged of zutting boys because it was unseemly to be the passive partner, let alone for a prophet and military leader

>>215860528
At home

>>215860717
SAAAAAW go immolate yourself for palestine

>>215860717
Nice pasta bro

>>215860717
be quiet little mooslum, your colonoscopy exam is coming soon

>>215860934
I saw it and thought it was fitting
we need some kind of seethe to have fun because the muslims aren't doing anything

>>215860870
brb moving to morocco

Tell me you guys are terminally online, without telling me you're terminally online xD

Zutt boy summer

>>215860870
>>215860984
LET ME IN

>>215861030
come xD i shaved my legs and currently BACKING THAT ASS UP for ZUTT

>>215860957
There are no muslims on 4chan you retards how many times do we have to tell you

He tryna blow my fucking lungs out
I be like , spread my cheeks and put yo dick in
fuck that , suck his dick and suck the cum out
when he nut, I get to sipping suck his sons out
I’m always sucking dick I fucked a nigga and he ain’t pull out
Cream was coming out my ass sucking till he run out
I just got a brand new dildo
That’s a 12 inch
Call me Mr. Pull your mans
I suck ZUTTS
You can send a straight man
You gon lose your boyfriend

Im gonna suck his dick
Ima gonna his dick
That’s how I suck ZUTTS

>>215860717
malding + zutted lmaooo

>>215860717
Don't slam the keyboard too hard, zutt boy.

>>215861251
>>215861395
samefag

>>215861251
>>215861395
samefag

>>215861408
>>215861420
Samezutt

>>215861408
>>215861420
I know it's hard to believe, but more than one person has internet here

>>215861434
>>215861615
I'm so gassy

>>215861434
>>215861615
I am ALSO very gassy and fat and gay

Thinking of creating a crypto currency called Zuttcoin and then do a rug pull

Do you think it could work?

>>215861727
/biz/ is way ahead of you buddy

>>215861847
no way LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>215861847
Lmao

>>215861847
Damn these guys are fast

>>215861136
I heard Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) saying,
"He tryna blow my fucking lungs out
I be like , spread my cheeks and put yo dick in
fuck that , suck his dick and suck the cum out
when he nut, I get to sipping suck his sons out
I’m always sucking dick I fucked a nigga and he ain’t pull out
Cream was coming out my ass sucking till he run out
I just got a brand new dildo
That’s a 12 inch
Call me Mr. Pull your mans
I suck ZUTTS
You can send a straight man
You gon lose your boyfriend

Im gonna suck his dick
Ima gonna his dick
That’s how I suck ZUTTS"
-as narrated Ibn-Anonymous (Al-Buckhari)

>>215861847
LOL