Thread 215861785

lil carmine edish

whatever happened there with your brother billy

a pint of poo please

a pint of poo please

Feels like the Premier League's been gone for ages

If your bellend stinks and soaps not helping then dip the bellend in alcohol. That will get rid of the smell.

didn't know tango did lollies

>>215861736
>>215861766
Yours might be different. The ones we have are mainly from Guadeloupe and Martinique and are descendants from black slaves mixed with white colonialists. Because these are proper french territories they are fairly well integrated and other than a few things like food are culturally very similar. They don't commit more crimes here.
I believe British colonies in the Caribbean didn't have the same level of mixing and integration

>>215861931
can you get drunk by doing that

Need to watch the 'pranos so I can join in with all the hilarious banter

Early morning (real early) early new (kindaaa early :/)

I KEEP ON WORKING LIKE THE WORKING MAN DO
I'm actually sitting around doing fuck all

What beer is complete without a healthy dose of hepatitis

>>215861905
goatshe

>>215861913
>Premier League
It feels like no one cares about it anymore. It gets repeated too often it got boring now.

>>215861945
Just watch The Public Enemy starring James Cagney.
The Sopranos basically rehashes everything from that film over and over for 5 seasons.

>>215861905
vile

>>215861953
me? standing around doing fuck all
mentor is on holiday you see, don’t have much to do yet still get paid

>>215861913
>>215861963
NEED the super league

>>215861943
No.
That reminds me it has to be spirits. Dipping it in beer or wine won't work.

>>215861939
>il croit dans la Négritude
C'EST FINI
CESAIRE SAL NEGRE DE MERDE

guy who still needs to hold his hands up to his face and do an L shape with his fingers and thumbs to work out which way is left and right

>>215861982
That would be far more boring

>>215861995
WRONG

football's shite

>>215861913
>>215861963
>>215861982
qrd?

>>215861989
*holds up an L-shape on my forehead looking directly at you*

What actually is the difference between the Greens and 'Your Party'

need to lose weight
need to get a gf
love women so much its unreal, hate them

need my neighbour out of business

raping my arse with a blokes arse

look at him go

i need a hero
i'm holding out for a hero til the something something
amd he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be fast and

>>215862018
men kick the ball

DRAINAGE ELI

>>215861971
fag homo

>>215862014
I know but still need it back

I'm following the 94/95 premier league season, watching all the matches on the same days and at the same times as they happened.

>>215862059
https://youtu.be/DJsn1QivbKM
hehe

>>215862086
kick your own ball

full of depression and rage

>>215862102
rape

full of poo and farts

>>215861987
Es ist tatsächlich vorbei

spaki testing out his spambot in preparation for the cp spam

>>215862102
rat in a cage (despite all your rage)

>>215862015
>>215862040
>>215862085
>>215862092
>>215862104
>>215862118

bragley spam again is it

/brit/ not /brad/

thousands of hymens enduring violence

Just breached article 7 clause C of the Toilet Misuse act and shit around the rim of the seat

sir shoplifter

>>215862143
>>215862161

Are we about to experience a new gimmick
It'll be shit I reckon

>>215862165
thought he was banned

we gotta go down to woolies

Sir Bradley Poster (singular)

>when you push dat phat oval into katy and feel the hymen break

mmhmm, anuva hymen sorted

>>215862200
scre

Sir Spammer/Flooder

going to get back on my standing desk routine. Not today of course. Another time

>>215862191
leftypol loves this

whats a good album to listen to while incel walking

>>215862247
Abbey Road

might read a book

>>215862247
OK Computer

connor

>tfw u hear di hymen snap and break apart
mmhmm, anuva hymen sorted

>>215862247
Portishead - Third

>>215862226
sir report announcer

>>215862247
bladee's icedancer

>>215862247
bowery electric - beat

>>215862247
skyrim ost

enjoy the humilation ritual

>>215861785 (OP)
Whatever happened there.

might apply for this

>>215862297
Nobody here leaves the house

>rorke thinks if a yute stabs another yute he isn't integrated
Scousers, mancs and glasweigens stab each other and no one questions Irish integration into English culture

>>215862297
Don't care. Still voting Reform.

mhmm quick necksnap

>>215862325
Nobody here as in you?

wonder what went wrong in this cunt’s life for him to end up spending his days constantly fantasising about black men raping underage girls

>>215862329
>no one questions Irish integration into English culture
not really true though is it

>>215862318
Alri Zack xx

nth for the gyaldem

he has to do the rituals or his family will die in an accident

>>215862329
maybe we should start questioning it

>>215862363
seen her suck a weiner

>>215862343
idk but i find comfort knowing he'll still be doing this in 10 years until either 4chan shuts down or he kills himself

whats a yute

bro treats 4chan spamming like his full time job and does it for free

>>215862398
yanks call them pickup trucks

Katy's supple console being manipulated every which way by illiterate small boat goons

Reckon there's multiple posters, one is creative and quite funny but often it's just completely artless

>>215862351
Blud's flag is named after a 1000 year old empire that never occupied of its current territory

>>215862420
Green lads love changing their name don't they

dey soft and smoove like dat
yellow goon eyes fixed on dem... dey plottin deviousness

>>215862391
That was her sister

>>215862398
A young lad

>>215862455
they are not attractive

... breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses was watching Paw Patrol on channel 5 on SkyGo in sideroom in hospital ...

Why are all these women converging on the same face

>>215862285
>not crest

>>215862455
what does em think about kate sucking a willard on camera for money

>>215862455
they're absolutely hideous mate

>>215862420
good for her xx

Picked up some new clothes in M&S
Do they look alright?

sup crodie
hey yodie, wah u call wen nubian baton clarten a katy hymen? is it strawberry or raspberry jam?

>>215862479
crest is naff tbf
exeter is his best album

Don't know who any of these characters are
Don't know who the Tiktok girls are
Don't know who the hospital spaz is
Why am I even here

>>215862472
they adopt the paedophilic weeaboo egirl aesthetic to lure sexless terminally online autists into buying their onlyfans

>>215862503
*starts sucking you off*

>>215862490
love these posts xx

>>215862512
leftypol seen better days

Might try to stop my brain from rotting before it's too late

14 onyx literally not fitting
coconut oil drizzling all over di batondem

we're halfway through the week already

how are these ads allowed on YouTube

neighbour and his fucking dog returned RIGHT after I fixed my sleep schedule so it could torture me as effectively as possible

I’m thinking of making the switch to reddit which will be a shame for you lads because i make some banging posts

The lunatics have taken over the asylum

>>215862577
>no bush

>>215862297
You have to do this if you come here and pay £10 for it

>>215862584
Is there anywhere on reddit you're allowed to be funny

>>215862596
why is he called clarkemicah

>>215862584
Don't bother mate, got banned for making a joke because people didn't know it was a joke as I forgot to put the joke indicator (commonly written as /jk or /s)

The scran

>>215862481
She supports her, "get your bag sis"

>>215862463
>>215862483
They're cute af

>>215862625
ethiopian scran

feeling a bit dizzy. did someone put something in my drink?

>>215862596
the smart brother died

Do you remember the good old days before the ghost town

>>215862619
>>215862610
I know it’s rubbish for posting but I’m just as happy lurking, feels like /brit/ just isn’t what it once was

>>215862420
Omds

>>215862420
in her lane. thriving

>>215862647
only one more sugar

the scran(dle)

Is 'Soogs' that's always posted on /sp/ related to them or do they genuinely all just look the same

they signed up a small boat cronem as a tutor

>>215862501
Nah that's gluee mate

>>215862702
bet it would smell like fish in there

>>215862690
Cheesy cheese vs bready bread

>>215862718
one day fish
one day shit

>>215862702
why are they always together

When was the internet last any good

>>215862702
Can someone explain to me why you wouldn't get in this car?
Genuinely curious, I very rarely see women like this.

Where’s DTFIC?

>>215862748
zoomers aren't allowed to express conventional attraction to women so they have to pretend to be disgusted and scared of women

>>215862746
before obama

>>215862765
Sounds about right desu

>>215862746
the cutoff was the RWT runescape update in 2007

>>215862759
on ye olde ‘nce ‘tnet

>>215862644
remember how that general on tv got deleted because some troon on lbgt complained that it's basically transphobia general
good riddance it was dogshit anyway, just same ritual posting every thread

>>215862746
early 2010s was the last good era
things shifted with the 2016 election and the socially engineered culture war that went along
no fun allowed

>>215862692
They look nout alike

>>215862702
CORRRRRRR GYAL X BADDIEDEM

>>215862748
They hate anime

need a new keyboard

>>215862848
what's the difference between the gyaldem and the baddiedem
or is it the same group

>>215862827
Corrrr

>>215862528
Might unironically become a Twitter poster in 2020+5

>>215862875
software engineer looking guy with the zoomer pants is nasty

>>215862875
best timmy cud do

When I was in the US with my Hispanic exgf we went to eat with a couple where the lad was Mexican and the girl was white, we had a little laugh about it and it was all fine

If you had to take one member from the Japanese idol group Fruits Zipper as your lawfully-wedded wife, who would you choose? You can identify by color if you wish.

Me? I choose blue.

>>215862827
>>215862848
ugly bloke and michael jackson with aids. is this satire? genuinely wondering if youre posting these bitches ironically

>>215862919
>Hispanic exgf
I need to know the story of how a /brit/ came to date a Latina. Such a rare paring.

Last week a girl at toil asked if I was autistic because I have the same "walk" as her brother who is autistic
Then she said I remind her a lot of her brother. Been very conscious of the way I walk since and trying my hardest not to act autistic even though I'm already not autistic
which makes me think I might be autistic

>>215862963
We met online it's not really that interesting

>>215862932
orange

/bharat/ has fallen. The day of the flush is upon us!

>>215862966
lol, lmao

>>215862963
Not that rare. Latinas love white guys

anyone remember captain tom

>>215862966
Hope this isnt a real story anon

...yh

birmingham council is in so much debt because everyone in the city registers their residence as a place of worship so they dont pay council tax lmao

>>215862059
that's my brother right there

Pretty sure I work with Heathergod. He's always making AI generated pictures of people in the company with a similar style to the ones posted here.

did a cum to a femboy cock

>>215863082
howl

>>215863082
Think that's quite provably untrue rorke mate

what is council tax?

no cap

>>215863118
tax paid to your local council

>>215863118
don't know. i think they take care of it for me or i might be exempt.

rorke donning his bishop's hat when the council comes knocking

funny how sex between family members is a horrible taboo EXCEPT between spouses when it's suddenly the most normal thing ever

really makes you think

>>215863028
I was in year 8 when he did his walking and we all had to do some to contribute to the charity

ktimmers

mad how retarded my inner thoughts are just nothing of value going on in there at all

>>215863156
FOLC

off to tesco

>>215861785 (OP)
why are wypipo so obsesser with the sopranos and then insults Is online

gay porn burger for lunch

You lads reckon she likes White men?

what is tesco?

>>215863175
I barely have what you could call "thoughts". Just a general feeling of unease and a repeating loop in my mind trying to figure out why LOL!

>>215863190
I feel fantastic
Hey hey hey

>>215863156
Um

>>215863158
moments before disaster

sick of Indigo White popping up on my feed the fake bitch

was dreading going to dentist after avoiding it for 6 years but all I need is one tiny filling and a clean
no clue how people end up with goblin gnashers tbqh

>>215863205
General feeling of ktim to this

>ChatGPT will soon allow erotica for verified adults, says OpenAI boss
Good news for you horrible little incels

they'll call you a racist but never a liar

>>215862247
Skinheads - White Power

>>215863246
>Want me to offer suggestions on the best way to wank yourself off?

>>215863246
Grokberg already allows this

>>215863246
Pretty much what l use AI for anyway

>>215863235
Not brushing and eating junk
Haven't gone in 3 years myself, don't think I need to but I should it's covered by my insurance anyways

>>215863246
never needed anything more than my pre-ai wanksites tbqh

>>215863246
Simply give the ai overlords your details of course we dont log your chats... of course we wont retain your details. Look you can indulge your sexual desires now thats all you want you monkey

>>215863224
larping aside she is still quite shaggable imo

>>215863246
Could've done that for years by running it locally. Not that I need to, my imagination is strong enough

>>215863294
not like you have any mates is it so why would it matter for you

>>215863314
mad that she tricks some people into thinking a boy can move his hips like that

people who like dr pepper
why?

>>215863361
us

>>215863363
whats the worst that can happen?

>>215862873
Whole gimmick originated as soogs(man utd) vs puppiwi(Liverpool) /sp/ shitposting. There was an /sp/ manure fan who posted soogs in game threads cheering on man utd. Anons posted puppiwi to counter him out of ABU(anyone but united) spirit. I liked the gimmick and scaled it up a bit. With manure getting battered everywhere they go soogs began being recognised as an anti man u hex. The OG soogs has since poster disappeared and still anons post her as a /mug/ mascot

They're different egirl groups, in that pic the gyaldem are the twins and the rest are baddiedem

The twins were part of gloom-e-girl(gyaldem) , the rest except for valky were in ditzy(baddiedem)

If they have collab with soogs a lot and aren't associated with any group I class them as baddiedem still(pic related soogs and cinnanoe). Likewise a lass is gyaldem if they collab with puppiwi or join gloom-e-girl successors digitaldemons egirl group. Soogs and puppiwi are sorta pillars cause of /sp/ shitposting

Baddiedem are generally lewder with their OFs

>>215863389
Does God have a Tiktok account

>>215863386
You need help lad you a wrongun

>>215863386
what causes this?

>>215863386
seek help

>>215863331
Bizarre non sequitur

Roy Borbison

>>215863368
What are they commenting on

have you ever heard somebody use the phase 'then I've got a bridge to sell you' and not be a gigantic cunt?

>>215863246
Women will love this

>>215863340
>mad that she tricks some people into thinking a boy can move his hips like that
oh ye of little faith

>>215863451
Did the boomer make fun of you?

>>215863448
thicc latina who is clearly not a child

Well Rorke?

>>215863386
>soogs(man utd) vs puppiwi(Liverpool)
thought they were the same person

…true

>>215863412
Please don't post that pic, there are sparwlerkeks in this thread

>>215863445
VVVVVVVVGH ARCHOSAURIA

>>215863472
ZAMN

>>215863496
yeah?

weird thread.

ready for the new thread

>>215863496
...it's crazy but it's true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2mBBCzuqgQ

>>215863495
Specsavers offer £20 off vouchers

>Small boat migrant in angry court tirade at Nigel Farage when jailed for threatening to kill Reform UK leader
>The sentence provoked a furious outburst from Khan, who claimed he now wants to return to his family in Afghanistan and suggested the case against him had been fixed.

Odd that, as soon as their actions catch up with them they're desperate to return home
I thought they were in grace danger if they returned home though?

>>215863601
stop noticing things and asking questions rorke

sorry lad you made a spelling mistake so...

>>215863596
>watch the video
>only one of the mums is actually British

>>215863593
Need poopywee to sit on my face and let loose.

>>215863615
I will stop doing neither

leftypol cooked with this one

>>215863644
Looks like he's crossing it out though as in he doesn't agree with it

>>215863616
>>215863628
Oh piss off

>>215863644
This would hit different if he was 190cm+ tall and fit, clean shaven.

UM x

>>215863666
Would look performative cause if you’re good looking you don’t have to do allat

might become the uk equivalent of nick fuentes

Can feel a hangover coming on, thinking a big pot of chili might sort me out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1LNQBX8JwE
got the girly tunes on in my grotesque incel hovel #white #thug

>>215863678
Trvth.

>>215863639
Blud's a ManUre fan omds

>>215863690
Become the UK Charlie Kirk instead

2 umpickles in the hydraulic press listening to their panicked ums getting louder as it slowly squishes them

>>215863644
he loves all those things but not his dad

>>215863706
fuck off leftypol

>>215863644
he's in competition with this fella to be the leftypol final boss

>>215863726
>IMG_6172.jpg
post IMG_1

>>215863644
There's no such thing as 'trans' people though.

>>215863726
I'M TELLING NORA

>>215863644
>I love murder