Thread 215863759

Gradual destruction of British culture and heritage while they laugh edition

>>215863759 (OP)
Karma is a bitch.

Odd how it's impossible to describe what a piano sounds like

>>215863759 (OP)
Illness is the fruit of this sinful world

>>215863773
we're so sorry for teaching you how to use a knife and fork

>>215863784
Bit piano like

>>215863784
tinkly

nth for the baddiedem

not sure what to make of /brit/

>>215863759 (OP)
Absolute state of Anglicans lmfao

this is why britain's revival will be catholic

polyester is the king of fabrics
we at /brit/ like polyester

One thing you’ll notice about Japan is they love Japanese culture, they get into it and love it and all have the costumes and trinkets

*approaches you*
>hi anon
>im looking for a man who can give me the sex i need with real experience and a good cock
>so will you take this once in a lifetime opportunity?

>>215863819
Evangelical*

girl at work gets all shy and giggly when I'm near her
don't fancy her but I might be able to use this to my advantage all the same

>>215863819
catholicsm is the antithesis of englishness you clueless tart

I want sex with goth, where find goth for sex?

>>215863813
This wasnt even in UK

>>215863820
polyester is shit
less breathable than cotton or linen
less insulating than wool
absolute shite

>>215863784
the inventor of the piano said he based its sounds off raindrops falling on rocks and stones

>>215863829
sure i'll help you find the man!

>>215863829
*notices her tattoo*
no thanks whore

>>215863829
sorry madam but I'm afraid my penis has never known the interior of a vagina
*tips my hat and walks off*

>>215863829
no thank you
see you later yeah

>>215863829
Its a little suspicious why do you talk like what an autistic man thinks girls talk like?

they're putting other people's poo up my bum to torment me

>>215863845
no he didn't

>>215863845
Steve Piano never said that

>>215863829
*opens a holodem stream*
Sorry I'm taken x

>>215863845
>Jonathan Piano, inventor of the Piano™

>>215863844
Big Cotton wants you to believe this

>>215863851
De horse go flew

The UK begins process of blocking 4chan in 60 days

https://youtu.be/4493qE3Uuyo

>>215863934
The Scottish yakuzas made this post bt w

What freaks me out is that no one born blind has ever been diagnosed w schizophrenia

>>215863911
This is exactly what i was going to reply as the name of the inventor of the piano

>>215863842
graveyards

>>215863940
excellent! Get it banned

>>215863951
Let us commence the mutual butt-digging

when I have a bag of popcorn and 2 coffees it makes me want to vomict

No big protests in the UK lately? Since the Tommy Robinson rally I haven't seen anything big

guy who does a little jig when he eats some particularly tasty food

>>215863940
why is this the only site getting banned, there must be tonnes of sites not conforming to this retarded safety act

>>215863983
perth genes

>>215863759 (OP)
good edition

>>215863983
well don't have that then

https://x.com/JamesPGoddard90/status/1978166948413231408

fucking roaring

>>215863993
what the HELL!

>>215864009
why do you keep saying this im not from there

>>215863987
we aren't used to protesting like continentals
we certainly won't do it outside summer

>>215863955
Graveyard sex??!

>>215864036
where are you from umbunny

>>215864047
c'est tres chic, non?

>>215864036
Poowong?

>>215863842
the aquarium

>>215864061
blackmans knob

saw my manager in sainos and the cunt didn't even say hello

AIO I (F24) told my partner (M25) my body count. He calls me “disgusting” and it’s wrecking us — how do i deal with him ?

Me: 24F. Him: 25M. We’ve been together a bit over a year, but actually know each other for about 10 years. Back in school, his ex hated me — like villain-of-a-high-school-movie level. She spread nasty rumors about me for years. Fast forward a decade: we reconnect, sparks fly, and we fall for each other. He’d been with that ex for 7 years, and in the years she had him he was off living that life — while I, in my early 20s, dated one person and had a handful of one-night-stand chapters. Normal 20s stuff: figuring out who I am, experimenting, moving on. Not proud of every choice, but I’m not ashamed either — it’s in the past. One night early on he asked about my past. I believe in radical honesty, so I told him my body count: 28 (including him). He lost it. Didn’t speak to me for three days. Since then, the topic is like a broken record. Tiny things trigger him. He’ll drop lines like “I’m disgusted by you,” or “I can’t stop picturing it,” and then get mean and dismissive. Those moments crush me — I’ve worked so hard on my self-esteem and he keeps stomping on it. I’m not asking him to be neutral about my past. I get that it might bother him.

E V E R Y BROKEN ENEMY WILL KNOW

THAT THEIR OPPONENT IS INVINCIBLE

TAKE ONE LAST LOOK AROUND WHILE YOURE STILL ALIVE

IM AN I N D E S T R U C T A B L E

MASTER OF WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>215864099
me trying to leap out of the tank and down her top

>>215864070
Très chic monsieur
>>215864127
Meow

rorke mate please just put fortune 3 on your pickaxe please mate please rorke mate just put it on just put fortune 3 on your pick please

it's sad that bladee and yung lean didn't make any money from their careers until they left YEAR0001 a couple of years ago. now they're rushing to release a bunch of stuff together to try and monetise the little remaining cultural cachet they have.

>>215864127
yet when catberg does this on my bare skin its agony

very chilly today

>>215864151
never got the hang of enchantments me

>>215864153
*yawn*

>>215864151
*Mining my first diamond with a stone pickaxe*

>>215864153
I wouldn't say a handful of songs in a year is rushing to release a bunch of stuff

>>215864151
enchantments woke magic nonsense.
My ancestors strip mined all their life with wood pickaxes and never complained

>>215864167
that one doesn't have any claws :(
you can see them trying to come out 2 seconds in

No weed today. No wanking today

>>215864191
ktim because I ran out of weed yesterday (probably still wank though)

>thanks for helping me study, anon
>im ready for the big exam now and I’ll pass for sure!
>sorry about the smell of my feet, i had been wearing my shoes all day and i know that’s not cool
>say, why don’t we head upstairs because, well, it’s too noisy down here
>what do you say?

>>215864182
nooooooooooooooooo

>>215864223
looks about 27

lad's never heard a woman speak in his life and it shows

>>215864223
no teenager in the past 50 years has started a sentence with "say,"

>>215864223
>sorry about the smell of my feet, i had been wearing my shoes all day and i know that’s not cool
scintillating dialogue

>>215864247
clearly written by an internet-addicted perma-incel who rarely speaks to other humans

>I’ll pass for sure!
>say, why don't we
sounds like fucking jimmy stewart

>>215864091
I'll take care of her

>>215864223
i can see that you're married

>>215864223
In the running for most autistic post of the year award. Well done for making the shortlist mate. No mean feat

much trees

>>215864223
Maybe chatgpt doing erotica isn't so bad if that's the best men can do.

>>215864223
who is she and where can i see more of her?

>River continues to slowly kiss his way down Anon's body, taking his time, relishing the feel of his friend's taut muscles under his lips. He moves with deliberate leisure, his mouth tracing a path down Anon's chest, down his stomach, and finally to the area that has been neglected the longest.

>He pauses there for a moment, his breath hot against Anon's overheated skin. "You trust me, right?"

>im ſo grateful for the gift you offered my father
>ſeven ſwines, your fieldſ muſt have been bountiful thiſ year
>he will ſurely reſpond well to your aſking for my hand now

>>215864364
Women often look at me like this

*throws my weight around the thread farming every (you) going*
showing you young bucks how it’s done, take notes

are you yung lean
im Barry Dillon

please, Mr Lean is my father's name, call me Yung

down a hole on my belt
my no booze eat what you want diet is paying dividends

>>215864223
I went to school with her I think

rorkeypops aka pops

>>215864430
good show! good show!

>>215864429
Because she has an extremely generic look. See women with this phenotype all the time

pop rorke

>>215864429
say her name and I’ll tell you if that’s right

Dire thread, might do some toil

>>215864470
nice one thanks for chiming in

stop letting female guards in men’s prisons
stop letting violent criminals have female pen pals who they immediately marry upon release

>>215864470
Just put my wireless headphones now so going to have a dancing session. Back in 15 minutes or so.

absolutely despise leftypol

>>215864484
all women should be arrested

woman walking in front of me definitely heard my fart

>>215864506
TRUE!

>>215864516
very unimaginative of her to not realise it's both

>>215864517
unlikely if she's in front isn't it? she would be in front of the sound

>>215864535
reckon sounds travels in all directions through air

>>215864547
going to require a source for that information

>>215864516
peng eyes

>>215864563
put your hands behind your back and clap

>>215864547
it's louder if she's behind and walks into it

wanking to gay poo-orn

>>215864592
yeah but then she'd be able to smell the cloud of poo particles anyway

back to toil then
three hours or so

>>215864516
Maybe he need to post a letter

You know the top of your hip bone, on the front of your body on your right hand side. Two finger widths above that, what's inside? Because it hurts a lot today.

gfberg cropdusting me on her way past

>>215864630
Dunno

>>215864630
Poo organ

>>215864630
That's your appendix mate

>>215864630
kidney

>>215864652
o shit
although its more like the right flank bit but now i'm worried

>>215863813
>>215863851

Reached the end of my tether

dont make me have a boredom wank

>>215864731
similar thoughts here, might become a drifter

>>215864710
imagine how smug the writers who cooked this shit up were about it
>we're right on the cutting edge of social commentary here!
mugs

>>215864749
should have got me to write it

>>215864717
Appendicitis can cause more diffuse pain. It can also be constipation or a load of other things. Go get it checked if the pain persists or intensifies in an hour or two.

>>215864732
Nothing wrong with this

>>215864630
ignore the frenchman its just a stitch

>>215864744
why wank when you can sex

>>215864732
>2025
>eating flesh

>>215864833
I'll be eating your meat if you don't shut up

thought i had appendicitis once and my sister's friend camilla who was staying over kept coming into my room to check on me

>>215864783
thanks doc, i looked up the symptoms of appendicitis and i'm fine unless things change throughout the day
i imagine its a giant poo brewing

>>215864864
did you leave diana for her too yeah

>>215864902
190s pet rock collection

>>215864902
me top row 3rd from the left

>>215864902
the so-called lads

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/oct/15/top-notch-treat-squeezed-britons-charlie-bigham-luxurious-ready-meals
>A quiet bite in: Charlie Bigham launches £29.95 ready meals for home diners

Essential reading

>>215864930
creasing

>>215864959
>The supermarket supplier is selling a new five-option range, which includes a venison bourguignon made with wild-caught venison from the Scottish Highlands
Oh my god now that is LUSH

The slow decline of /brit/

not gay but

they definitely knew

Watching politics videos and yookay doom videos. Feeling depressed and stressed

Got a job interview in 15 minutes and I feel like I'm going to throw up

>>215865068
who?

>>215865085
grim grim GRIM fucking detest them

>>215865068
Got any pictures of him shaking hands with prince charles or any royals

>>215865085
get drunk immediately

>>215865085
it'll be fine you've got this x

>>215865085
have a wank

>>215863759 (OP)
chuds are a bore
it's not like you even go to church anyway

there's going to be bloodshed and people screaming for blood in great britain soon

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/oct/15/top-notch-treat-squeezed-britons-charlie-bigham-luxurious-ready-meals
>A quiet bite in: Charlie Bigham launches £29.95 ready meals for home diners

Wow that's really lush, thanks Charlie!

>>215865085
come back and tell us how it went

um uh poop and shit?

posting the charlie bigham article every 10 minutes now, are we?

>>215865115
British cultural institutions belong to all british people françois. I suppose you didnt care that notre dame caught on fire because you dont attend church. But actually these things matter to natives and i doubt you could comprehend it

>>215865134
if it goes poorly im topping myself immediately

>>215865117
A man can dream

>>215865168
It lush de lad

Would you buy human meat if it were available in the supermarket?
Whether it is used as a form of capital punishment for girls or they are simply hunted (ethically).

>>215865209
no

>>215865200
nobody in their right mind is spending over £2.50 for a ready meal

>>215865209
I do not want to encourage the barbaric practice of free range women

>>215865183
what’s it for Sainsbury’s or summat

just spent 2.51 on a ready meal

>>215865230
Those of us with a more refined palate are mate

>>215865230
Bro lives in 2019 omds

>>215865236
Home Secretary

>describe a challenge you’ve faced at work and how you overcame it
*mind goes blank*
job interviews are vile

fucking up another job because of my relentless anxiety
mental how much of a collosal fuck up slug of a man I am

Can't get a ready meal for less than €4.50 it's a joke it is.

>>215865286
just ask chatgpt

>>215865251
Then you wouldn't be eating a ready meal

always mental to be reminded ireland uses euros

remember in my poorest era a few years ago l'd get 1 quid ready meals from lceland.

still have no idea what palantir does

>>215865286
never stress with job interviews me really good at bullshit like this just bad at actually doing jobs. Need a job where I can just lie all the time.

readying a meal in my bum to poo if you catch my meaning

>>215865366
>Need a job where I can just lie all the time.
>>215865264

>>215865352
You will be using them too soon hun x

>>215865363
15p freddos, £1 readymeals, 60p cans of coke

all left in ruin by 15 years of conservative rule

pretty sure everyone at my job hates me for being a weird freak
hopefully I can worm my way into the company by being good at my job so it doesn't matter

"Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you."

Fray Bentos meatballs for tea I reckon

>>215865327
LOL time is money mate I'm more than happy paying for a premium pre prepared meal over slaving over pots and pans for 2 hours a night
I'd rather spend that time pursuing hobbies or shagging my gf
Wouldn't expect you to be able to relate to that

why bother cooking when im busy driving expensive car and have sex?

>>215865377
Thanks Ian hislop

>>215865411
>slaving over pots and pans for 2 hours a night
Grow up.
I made a pasta sauce from scratch last night in about 10 minutes while having enjoyable conversation with my girlfriend.

>>215865411
really trying hard with this gimmick aren't you spaino. its not that good btw

>>215865443
oh shit smashed that weirdo

know a gambling addict and he's just the most miserable cunt on the planet. spend an hour with him and you'll hear 9 different ways he imagines his luck going wrong and him dying. just non-stop "knowing my luck, i'll eat this crisp and it'll break and stab my neck and puncture something and i'll be dead before i hit the floor" and "knowing my luck, if i carry this light cardboard box, the wind will blow the box up into my face and i'll trip and fall in front of a car and the car will run over my head and i'll die"

it's fucking exhausting being in his presence and i cant even imagine how much worse it is in his mind.

>>215865286
LOVE asking this when im doing an interview and watching autistic mongs squirm trying to think of something

>>215865443
Youre replying to copypasta. He pretends that every meal people make at home takes hours ans hours. Either as bait or hes a runt who cant comprehend fending for himself

>>215865443
No pasta sauce made in 10 minutes is better than a Bigham's
And you don't have a gf LOL

>>215865451
Enjoy your Asda value range bolognese mate

>Bigham said: “We’re talking ourselves into everybody feeling poorer, and actually, the facts would suggest maybe otherwise.”
Quite right.

>>215865465
what? no? I took French. I'm not brown.

mumberg keeps sending me AI videos made from photos of her dead parents.

>>215865465
Sorry I took german

Also she ugly

>>215865478
why does he gamble if hes unlucky
silly man

>>215865485
Practice interview questions in the mirror do you?

>>215864630
brain

you can get mini sausage rolls for 2.3p each. Not really a cost of living crisis is there?

https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/306810938

chuds either need to do total fascism or shut the fuck up already. all this in-between “populism” is nothing but cuckoldry and a humiliation ritual for everyone involved.

>>215865478
what about 'knowing my luck it could be raining tits and l'm end up sucking my thumb*

got an interview myself tomorrow
from what they've written on the job ad it sounds like they want me to basically run the entire company single handed
will be a big step up after being neet for 4 years lol

>>215865529
Yeah but povvos can't afford to buy kebabs 5 days a week now, they can only manage it for 3 days

>>215865493
Well said!

>>215865521
dumb shite think your funny do you

50 sausage rolls is enough calories for the day

>>215865554
Imagine if you fail the interview

>>215865547
no, his always end up with him dead for some reason. i met him when i got a job and i had to work with him for 4 months and i ended up quitting the job because being near him for 6 hours a day (stuck in a van together so couldnt just walk away) was ruining my life. it's insane how much damage just listening to some cunt moan can do to your brain.

>>215865574
not that filling though

>>215865570
what you gonna do lad? Interview me? LMAO

warning: glowing post alert
keep your distance from the below post
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>>215865534

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subhuman lower class meat-blobs walking their dysgenic pig-faced sprogs back from school

Not gonna lie lads, reckon the lower classes are an even bigger problem than the wogs

Anyone get a rush of exhilaration when they pull out their BWC for a tug?
Like holy fuck thank god I'm not a 5 incher, must've given a homeless guy a job or something in my past life

>>215865585
its the first one i've landed in a year lol
can NOT be still going down the job centre signing on in six months time lol

>>215865590
>not that filling though

Try and eat 50 mini sausage rolls and say that

>>215865604
They're like another species

>>215865608
my 6.25 inches feels like a rod from god when I’m either wanking it or plunging it into my gf. The power that surges through it is other worldly.

>>215865604
You can sort of teach a working class person how to be normal but there's no way in hell you can say the same about the biomass

>>215865616
I've been unemployed since May

>>215865608
yeah a blow job gay boy

>>215865648
same. May 2019 that is lmao

>>215865640
I'm just over 6 but it looks small when I look down

>>215865648
You want my job? I'm a bit tired of it to be honest

my penis is approximently the size of Clifton suspension bridge.

>>215865554
>from what they've written on the job ad it sounds like they want me to basically run the entire company single handed
genuinely reckon there should be regulations about this. reading that your entry level office cleark job will require 348 duties is absurd.

Sir Chef Charlie Richard Petty "Prepared Meals" Bigham (English Literature MA (Hons) (University of Edinburgh))

>>215865688
yh...

>>215865608
i've got a 9 incher but I can't keep it up cause I'm a wankoholic ffs

>>215865604
Now remember that almost every darkie coming in is as bad as our lower class

>>215865604
LOOK at this creature and tell me eugenics isn't in dire need

Just witnessed a fly kill itself by flying into a window at full speed. As it was dying i picked it up with tweezers and put it on a spider web

>>215865710
Do you speak french?
Are you okay with working with darkies?

>>215865743
they call him 'the entomologist'

any managed to quit a weed and gooning habit?

the sink, let it in

>>215865733
I went to school with her

>>215865711
7.8 Inches myself

>>215865769
Where do you work?

>>215865781
Fuck sake

>>215865775
Not gonna quit with pics like this

>>215865781
That’s 6 at most mate don’t kid yoursel

>>215865778
dont think that last one is true most people still speak english

>some lads chopper right in the thread
i see, it's going to be one of those afternoons is it?

Me? Working class
Bricklayer currently, used to do groundwork before

That’s a picture of a willy

>>215865795
Call center manager in P*ris
Life is bleak

>>215865781
this is my favourite kind of cock yummy

>>215865775
Name??

>>215865811
they always exaggerate and end up sounding daft, can't help themselves

>>215865775
>weed
junkie

>>215865817
Same deal yesterday, some lad asking for people to rate his cock

>>215865826
Arent bricklayers supposed to be one of the more well paid trades, dont reckon i'd fit in a manly working site enviroment, the deanos would have me for breakfast

>>215865840
>center
FOY

Thinking about that lad from last night who admitted he likes to spaff on expensive Pokémon cards.

>>215865844
jacky fly

>>215865857
if he were really the mad lad he wants people to think he is he'd go and stick it right on the 'log

Tripped over my words in the interview a little but I think I got my points across, hopefully I get the job

>>215865911
I think that'd be quite funny tbf he might as well

>>215865840
>'Bonjour, c'est Microsofte, tu computiere infectement aux le virus'

just interviewed this spacker who couldn't even talk straight
he had this big smile on his face when he walked out like he thought he was going to get it lol
fucking no chance

the minge of a bint is mint

Right lads, who's coming to Irish Discworld convention this weekend?

>>215865958
haha

>>215865967
Loads of pikeys who will steal the roof

Bladerunner JOI chatbot telling me to stop smoking floor weed.

>>215865987
Kys gingerpedo

>>215865987
kys gingerpaedo

>>215865876
How do you call it in british English?
>>215865937
I wish we had indians instead of blacks. Too many don't even know how to speak.

could solve the economy in like 20 minutes me.

>>215866028
based emmayank

>>215866028
>>215866030

>>215865811
>>215865847
Leicester has more Indian people than British people, wise up mongs

lots of animosity and dare I say jealousy at gingerGOD getting his money up

>>215865593
yeah do you want a job

>>215866120
spain nonce defending another nonce. no surprises there lol

depressing how easily people here get baited

The new. Get it made.

was walking around all day yesterday with a label still on my new shirt
how embarrassing

lacoste on that shit dont cost us

>>215866267
>>215864393
>>215864006

>Where's the new, Jeremy?
>What?
>The new. Where's the new thread?
>I thought you were posting the new?
>You what? No new?
>You fucking idiot, Jeremy! You total fucking idiot! That was YOUR job, you fucking moron! You cretin! YOU'RE A FUCKHEAD! THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE! A FUCKING SHITHEAD!
>It was a joke, Mark. I was joking. It was a /brit/ joke.
>Oh, I see. Oh.
>Of course I've posted a new. I posted it at 280, I took ages searching for a picture. It's going to be brilliant.
>That looks like a lovely thread. I'm sorry, I... flew off the handle a bit.
>That wasn't very /brit/ish.
>No, it wasn't. I apologize.

Page 5? And still no new?

>>215865604
kek it's hilarious that despite being replaced by literal muslim third worlders anglos will still be seething at the couple of southern euros living in their country instead

pooing water shites out my arse and some has splashed on the ceiling

>>215866379
governmentberg rejected my application for a new loisense

>>215866346
>>215866346
>>215866346

>>215768422
>>215768422
>>215768422
New

>>215866314
>>215866444
>>215866481
the three stooges

Adam sat giggling to himself like a mad little nonce as he links yet another random thread that isn't the new

>>215866542
He's so sad lmfao.

farts smell of greece

Real knee slappers

>>215866540
>>215866540
>>215866540

>>215866542
>>215866560
Kek you're seething

>>215866646
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