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>Explain Louisiana.
Exiled Baptists outnumbered the Catholics, which proved fatal. Louisiana (1) still existing and (2) long history of suppressing catholics with the KKK demonstrates that France is both a latin country and a catholic nation. Louisiana would have worked if the French aristocracy was not fixated with black cock and only put French prisoners and converted natives there, as Spain did with New Mexico on the other side of Texas. Correspondingly, both NM and LA had large uncontrolled territories used for banditry and piracy, but NM got it under control much sooner because anyone who couldn't speak Spanish correctly was killed or sent to OK. LA couldn't do that, because there were no schools in LA, and nobody could speak French correctly in the first place. This is also why French died out in LA whereas it has grown (massively) in NM and surrounding states including yankee ones like Colorado.
If the French government had bothered to build a proper capital in Louisiana that doesn't flood complete with a cathedral, school and hospital a quarter of Americans would be speaking French now.