Thread 215866646

Gibraltar edition

>>215866646 (OP)
kek

>>215866646 (OP)
GIBRALTAR ES ESPAÑOL

>>215866689
>>215866702
Botnet script fail

The lad from last night who admitted to spending all his money on Pokémon cards only to end up spaffing on them is a proper mental case.

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/215852621/#215855094
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/215852621/#215855179
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/215852621/#215855202
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/215852621/#215855238

>pedro's getting nowhere near my ole
someone post on cuckerchan

>>215866716
kek the fact he was gonna buy a 400 pound card of an 11 year old girl next was just the icing on the cake

Fighting against Russia as Nationalist Ukraine in Kaiserredux

Will I win?

you know what they say give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day give a man seven fish and he'll eat for a week

>>215866814
you give a fish to me and i'll fuck it!

>>215866814
or get mercury poisoning

>>215866790
VGH

>>215866790
Depends, who is Russian leader?

>>215866646 (OP)
me every time i meet a spanish

>>215866869
Lozovsky. I have Melnyk. They are fighting a couple of wars so I am not facing the full brunt of their army, but I'm holding them and getting stronnger.

cock bumming

>>215866814
I don’t like fish got any chicken

>>215866911
>>215866934
Feel awful for this lad. Just eats a slug as a joke with the lads and ends up monged.

>>215866943
You can do it

>>215867001
and to think you didn't even need to do the slug eating part
haha nah just messing lad x

Just had some kfc, love that disgusting slop I do

>>215867001
are you British living in America?

>>215867006
Thank you brother

>>215867026
KFC has massively gone down in quality relative to the price lately.

>>215867026
y'all got no popeyes??

>>215867028
No I’m a yank using a facsimile of British slang because I’m posting in /brit/.

>>215867050
not had it in over 10 years but their chips were the best

Ok l havent smoked in 12 hours l think l deserve some weed now

>>215867091
Changed them to skin on ones but they're not even that bad

Oh my god have you seen these new £30 Bigham's feasts?

Oh wow that's lush! That's really really lush!

>>215867091
mate they have awful chips now

>>215867090
frankly the same level of racism as blackface

Give it a rest Adam obviously no one cares.

>>215867091
BK chips were the best but they went woke over a decade ago

>>215867124
shame

mcdonalds chips are the best

things are too expensive someone should do something

Losing it

>>215867148
i wouldnt dream of polluting my body with any of that filth

>>215867167
they'll do nuffink

>>215867148
Over 3 pounds for a club sandwich? That's grim.

had a wank im afraid

>>215867202
Its a meal deal anon, no one's buying that on its own

Zuttin' about

>>215867167
gubment subsidised tesco meal deals

>>215867226
i am as i don't drink pop

>>215867218
nothing to fear its perfectly normal for a boy your age

>>215867097
Lookin forward to my post work zoot

your parents ever smack you?

Love it when mark sits down and tries to have a candid discussion about TMAU but it always comes across as complete bollocks

>>215867243
NONCE
O
N
C
E

evri bloke didn't even knock
twat

>>215867302
just 30 minutes of him saying "Y-Y-Yeah guys.... S-S-Stink of sh-sh-shit some days"

>>215867301
No because I have always been a good boy. That's why I'm a depressed 30yo virgin you see.

We're the flids in America WOAH OH

>>215867301
no, they probably should have

charlie bighams for me tonight my lads

>>215867351
i wouldn't either being paid 50p per parcel

>>215867301
On occasion when I deserved it

bet the pg tips are leaky

>start game
>stuttering 20 - 40 fps
>turn off ray tracing
>solid 120

ah yes

>>215867338
I'm more of an underclothing examiner myself

Warning: Adam will be periodically spamming his dire and unfunny 'Charlie Bigham' failed gimmick for the rest of the day in a hopeless attempt to get it to catch on. Suggest you get it filtered

>>215867417
You gonna try their new beef wellington?

bet the yardie cronem are showering

>>215866646 (OP)
Gibraltar is Spanish
Las Malvinas are Argentine
The "Anglo"norman islands are French
Akrotiri and Dekhelia are Greek
South Sandwich islands belong to the penguins

>>215867464
You're actually mind broken LOL

>>215867468
maybe as a treat, it is 30 pounds. But it's worth it for a good meal isn't it?

bet the 3 pm clapmeat is on bus 25

>>215867158
pedro pls stay away from my ole

why do they hate us so much

>>215867491
Afternoon Adam, has the carer been yet?

>>215867483
Fuck off Venezuela

“Because *** out”, the cute Ekbo is lost, the idol of the idol is lost! A sense of misfire has arrived.

bet the gammondem are clueless

>>215867521
LOVE me Winona

>>215867508
You posted that they wash each others cocks recently. Is this accurate?

>>215867464
he has been at it for 2 hours now, not a single (You)
honestly just feel bad for him

Walking into the offices during Evri's "Women in Industry Recruitment Drive" saying "Whitney Houston and walking out

slav + indian = indian

I've learned something today

>>215867542
was talking to her the other day, she said she hates you

>>215867559
haha timmy's crush hahaha

>writing story
>feel guilty for making bad things happen to the characters

>>215867453
cow-banger me

Business idea: Britchan
It's like 4chan but only for British people

>>215867574
would cry if that were true

>>215867599
sooooooy

>>215867090
genuinely hate you

acts of violence scheduled tonight x

>>215867301
Yes, even though Mumberg denies she ever did. She also denied raiding my savings account I had when I was 6 or 7 years old, which I let her do because she promised to pay me back. She never did. Vile hag!

>>215867634
after they've finished washing each others cocks yeah?

afternoon nathan. how's it going adam? you alright toby?

>>215867496
Well said

>>215866911
it's over for rorke

>>215867648
contain your homosexuality

>>215867599
write the happy ending first

>>215867674
You're the one who posted it originally, not me. I'm just trying to keep up to date on what they're up to

what happened to the traffic light nutrition label that used to be on everything?

>>215867001
I don't, he was probably an arrogant cunt before he ate the slug and got his comeuppance

>>215867682
not everyone gets to be happy

>>215867338
>examiner of underclothing
>fifty-two years an imbecile
>sampler of drugs
>fatuous pauper
>running about
>beef twister
all me

the scrandemonium

sky news has had the same ugly photo as their top story for 12 hours

>>215867711
>open and enjoy
sum cronem finna do tonight

>>215867735
Yeah on each others batty apparently LOL

>>215867515
i feel like this whole sequence was contrived by foxtrot so he could do his little spiel

HELLO HELLO
We are the Cronem Boys
HELLO HELLO
We are the Cronem Boys
And if you are a straight white man we'll hate you 'cause we're gay
We are the gay black cronem

um

slippy batons wagging on katy's iphone 17 pro (paid for by timmydem)

is it unwise to get a hair transplant in the UK?
turkey's so far away and I am a BUSY man.

What's the name of the character who accuses everyone of being Adam?

He's might be the most unwell person here

>>215867773
Don't get it

>>215867811
Was flying back from Istanbul and half the plane was gross bald men with disgusting bloody heads. People are so vain these days

>>215867811
idk but your waves have to be done in peckham

>>215867757
lmao this cunts actually gay for black men

>>215867811
yes

>>215867837
no that was a pic you saw on twitter

>>215867811
haha baldy baldy baldy

>>215867828
Ironically, it's Adam

bro does his gimmicks one after the other, day in and day out, barely scraping by on a liveable amount of (you)s. This much effort for so little acknowledgment, that’s proper mad

He's here

>>215867837
vanity?
We live in the Tinder age. Hideous men did just fine every generation up until this one. All of a sudden men's looks matter as a snapshot of their face is what they're judged on.

You think it's a random coincidence that these transplants/plastic surgeries soared simultaneously with the growth of dating apps?
Us ugly niggas are just trying to survive lad.

rapid kinetic movement

>>215867876
Got Master only playing her for all my placements yesterday
Won 9/10

>>215867811
doubt you're that busy if you're on /brit/ at 3pm

anyway a good turkish hair transplant surgeon is just as good as one you will get in the UK, theres like 4 or 5 surgeons that are widely known and you can see every one of their results on reddit

t. baldcel

off for a groomish sesh with the horsebergs

where are we going when 4chan gets banned?

>>215867921
To hell, I hope

>>215867904
3 master players on brit looks like we got some real pro gamers

having negative thoughts about the government

might have a 'ank

Would yall mind if I called Rorke 'Rorkeypoodle'

>>215867921
out into the world

don't mind being bald me, one girl said I have a nice head, I get no vagina thoughbeit :)

>>215867921
Might try going outside

i aint even gon get mad
im young black and rich

>>215867909
how do I find these 5 mysterious chaps?
You ever give it a shot?

>>215867811
Just accept you're going bald. Nothing more tragic than a middle aged man ashamed of his own body

>>215867921
/brit/craft server will be online by then

Parents always had this in the house, and never even tried it

was looking at trans vaigna surgeries just then, basically 99% look abominable but theres on surgeon who makes them look genuinely real, think he was korean or something, shot is bizarre

>>215867945
>one girl said I have a nice head, I get no vagina thoughbeit :)
then it means nothing

>>215867967
I'm nowhere near middle aged though. I'm still in my 20s and a kissless virge.
Going bald confirms I die this way.
I've got the money anyway. Let me be grenouille.

>>215867960
Dr Kaan Pekiner [Turkey]

Dr Abdul Muttalip Keser [Turkey]

Dr. Gokhan Gür [Turkey]

Dr. Dogan Turan [Turkey]

r/hairtransplants

>>215868007
oh my days

>>215867982
good on pancakes, or for a sandwich.
people say to add bananas. I like it without.

>>215868007
The lads as it were

just creosoted the garden table

>>215867982
nice on porridge

gonna stop buying starbucks and save for a house

>>215867995
Every man loses his hair starting in his 20s and you being a virgin has nothing to do with your hairline. Yes you will die bald, most men do. Just accept it and stop worrying so much about it. You know what's worse than balding? Being scared of being bald to the point you're willing to spend 4 figures to get a fucking transplant.

>>215867982
Went woke

drinking an orange julius

As such, consumed by the spirit of vengence

>>215868065
been on the pret filter and mcds 'fee lately me, mortgage slavery here I come

>>215868071
Depending on how much hair you will lose eventually, you'd probably be only spending £7000 for a full head of hair, forever

i like women with big thighs

you know what's worse than balding? genocide

>>215867960
>>215868007
And yes I will almost certainly be using whichever is the most recommened at the time in a couple years, right now minoxidil is doing its job

>>215868120
nobody like women

turns out the same guy moaning about 4chan being shut down is the same one spamming /tv/ with Ginger Snaps images.
Wow imagine that.
He's mentally ill.

I got news for you baby
You're looking at the man

full head of thick hair me

>>215868120
nobody can deny this

>>215868127
debatable

>>215868130
why not fin too?

ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Follicle Genocide

>>215868120
For me? Andasrose. Great thighs on her

mental how trannies can get their nob and tits lopped off on MY tax but im forced to shill out several grand to stop myself becoming a social dalit

just not right

toil ends soon, whos excited?

filthy beasts

>>215868256
I don't work, I'm NEET, you see.

>Reports of sexual offences on trains up by a third since 2015
wonder why this is

>>215868256
Not me. When toilfreaks get on it's truly dire here.

>>215868280
very based, on the bennies?

>>215868280
state

>>215868275
ai

>>215868256
Last day tomorrow then 3 day weekend, love the 9 day fortnight me

>>215868297
See it. Say it. Sorted.

>>215867982
its peng

>>215868256
Not really, don't know what I'll do tonight. I'm a bit bored with all this to be honest

imagine being a baldy LMAO

Reading some stoic philosophy while I drink a beer

imagine being named Ian

phimosis burger for tea

>>215868256
>>215868256
got made redundant (MARS actually) me

receiving £27k in redundancy pay though so not complaining

>>215868422
Lucky bastard

utterly insane that there are lads here who don’t work during the day and have no gf to see in the evening wtf do you do

eating my microwaved runtslop

>>215868422
is that a lump sum

>>215868454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO59ITNCxzk

we listen to country

>>215868422
alri Angela Rayner

>>215868454
Don't understand the question

farting on my hand and smelling it

Thoughts on the new jumper?

>>215868459
ahaha great stuff

Anyone got any special interests?

COD or HADDOCK???

corrrr getting made redundant with a fat payout now that’s the dream

So we’re all getting those new 30 quid Bighams aren’t we yeah?

>>215868537
bf6

>>215866646 (OP)
I found out everyone thinks I am Mexican or Russian because I am 25 percent Asian

gonna miss you lads ;_;7

>>215868467
yeah, they offered me six months' gross pay to resign. counts as redundancy pay so won't be taxed.

the only painful part is the contract we signed contains a non-disparagement provision so I can't talk about the shitshow that led to me leaving. but the company is teetering in the edge of collapse anyway so if they go out of business I suppose I'll be able to talk about it anyway.

>>215868588
you can tell us lad, it’s anonymous after all ;)

>>215868588
>a non-disparagement provision
yh but you're gonna spill the beans for us anyway because you're a good lad x

>>215868588
shut due to woke

>>215868616
He's so cool

get in

>>215868607
my boss got accused of awful shit but it turned out to be false so they tried to get me to testify lies against him and then tried to fuck me over when I refused.

ohhh rorkeypoppers...

>>215868659
British culture status?

>>215868659
rorkeyplops

>>215868659
ktim

>>215868659
all me

>>215868659
oh my days

>>215868732
>>215868720
>>215868708
>>215868704
>>215868703
cringe kill yourself asap

>>215868645
it seems they've decided they like money after all

is the new Alan Partridge worth watching?

wasn't a fan of his fake talkshow show

dva rule34 futanari huge_insertion animated blender

sex with women

no, don't do it
i'm a virgin

^_^
iykyk

>>215868759
rorkeyplopper meltdown

might wank to some jav. maybe a doujin or two

>>215868088
have you actually had one i was thinking they look peng

>>215868645
yeah send them your passport to get verified then all your porn chats with it will get leaked by the russians

/brit/ is circling the drain

>>215868917
ur not jokes mate, here have a pity (you) you need it LOL

So let me get this straight

Adam is the one accusing everyone of being Adam because he wants Adam (himself) to remain relevant?

Oh my DAYS

>>215868943
so?

>>215869004
go to bed nathan

The leftypolfu claims to be working with a 'literal Nazi'

>>215868982
thanks rorkeyplodder

nathan turbo melty

>>215869004
nathan meltdown

lots of gemini energy in the thread right now

https://x.com/AaronBastani/status/1978082407094894917

is leftypol realising the corpos are using him?

cronem about to do some tek dat and some gib mi dat

ali'

:3

>>215869085
you arent tho

>>215869117
oh my DAYS

>>215869082
He never realises anything because he's thick as fuck

posted it again award

>>215869079
what does that mean

>>215869117
tonight im not
cronem tired

ummy

>Let’s try some rorke posting
nope no traction
>let’s try the Belgium flag

>>215869082
Don't care, I'm still middle class.

>>215869136
you're always saying this lol
"too tired from toil" is another one you said
sounds like virgin cope LOL

>>215869005
dirty bugger

>>215869172
You know what's coming next

>>215869156
he needs his dick sucked

>>215868901
Saw an old bloke in a field obviously looking for shrooms the other day. I didnt stop to chat because I was driving past in an Asda van.

Sorting out all my meme folders

Any thoughts?

i do 300 pushrups every morning

>>215869215
Youll go bald

>>215869029
>>215869062
Hi Adam!!

Got me

darren

>>215869245
you’re not much of a noticer are you lad, lurk more and pay attention

am i weird for liking wanks more than shags?

>>215869245
How did you know

>>215869172
rinse and repeat 15 hours a day, every day, his entire life LOL

We're just saying random first names now then
Graham

>>215869299
i have never shagged so i cant compare

>>215869338
nathan damage control attempt

connor

lewis

>>215869338
"Nathan" is Adams pathetic attempt to deflect from the fact he's being caught

>>215869346
toby!

>perfect blue was released as parfuketo buru in japan
lol

*performs an ancient ritual to attempt to revive the alistair gimmick*
blarrrrr... hobgoblins... warhammer... discworld...

>>215869380
go back in the archive and see the origins of the name nathan in the recent weeks mate stop being stupid

>>215869215
holy cortisol

hate you lot

>>215869419
i am risen

>>215869437
>MKultra activation

i'm going beast mode

>>215869483
wish you would go tidy your room mode

>>215868120
same, also like referring to a woman's legs as "gams" and sometimes "wheels"

>Now scientists redefine 'obese' - and they've made up to 60% more people 'fat'
it's over just about not fat lads

>>215869502
well that's me done

squibbed tae fuck

>>215869540
:(

Yeah love that

>>215868120
You know what I like even more? Big knees and calves oh my god built legs on a woman make me crazy

>>215869540
roaster

nathan false flagging as an anon that’s caught adam but claiming it’s adam posting as a false flag. my days

>watching grand designs series 16 episode 3
>a black man appears
>closes the video
just not a fan

I want to smell Emma Watson’s poo.

>no football today
:o
>no football tomorrow
:O
>no football the day after that
D:D:D:D:

>>215869431
>do your /brit/ homework
Lol fuck off

>>215866646 (OP)
kek

Russia has been defeated. Andriy Melnyk has established Greater Ukraine.

>>215871022
did rorke make the nazis win in a map game? fascinating