Thread 215869586

Mozart edition

neoliberal bull logging in

'zart

>>215869586 (OP)
scrotezart

>>215869562
Better get jeremy vine on smugly telling you what a bad person you are as you impotently sit in traffic and drive back to your cold flat and he cycles to his lovely georgian townhouse

>>215869562
serves you right i walk to and from work so this is never a problem for me.

>heyyyy anon
>I haven’t seen you since school closed out back then!
>wow, you’ve really grown
>I will say this, you’ve got a real energy around you since school
>I was thinking, perhaps we could arrange a day to meet and talk about past days?
>im sorry if that’s bold I’m just taken by surprise to see you there
>so what do you say?

mozutt

>>215869562
Cagie moment

>>215869710
pack it in

>>215869676
How do you sit in traffic not impotently?

>I haven’t seen you since school closed out back then!
ESL please leave

>>215869724
How do you not stand still as a statue. Makes you think

my kid in year 4 got this at school today

>>215869794
Yeah did they?

>>215869794
>grade 4
FOY

>>215869794
Well you don’t have kids so let’s stop that one right away. Are Twitter gammons really making fake schoolwork to try and fool people how fucking pathetic lmao

>>215869814
?

Immigration poses no threat whatsoever

first the police/intelligence "radicalise" (i.e. blackmail or direct) someone, then that someone does the provocation attack, then the news pick up those attacks AND they remind you of court case progress of previous such attacks, then they switch the news to absolutely, totally, undoubtedly organic bottom-up demonstrations of 100 people "against immigrants" and in the finale, immediately after, the next news piece is about how the government is trying to counter "the surge of the far-right".

You're being played like a fiddle.

vpn is going for a 'dit wank

Have a shave. Get a haircut. Gain a clue.

goldman sacks

>>215869835
:)

>>215869835
Ain’t reading all that dawgggg

cvp flow rate about to increase

>>215869856
done one of these but can't be arsed doing the other

where is everyone

>>215869901
getting dinner ready

>>215869901
abandoned thread in anticipation of CP getting posted
at least thats why im going

Should I buy it?

>what the hell's that?
>ew, squish it!

lovely sleep with the gf last night lads, sleep so much better when she’s around

Very interesting

>>215869676
Sara Cox will be on at this time. Jeremy Vine is already at home talking to his daughter about Sir Keir Starmer and the rest of the days news.

*looks to the left*
*looks to the right*

Looks like it's WASTEMAN night in /brit/ tonight

>>215869963
Get a new map lil nigga
This one is wrong

What's your k/d ratio?

fat fucking giant obese cunt at my toil who fancies me keeps viewing my girlfriends TikTok profile and I have to keep explaining to my gf I have no affiliation with this women what the actual fuck

>>215869710
oh so you were shagging gigachads all throughout your 20s but now you're pushing 30 suddenly the nerd with the nice office job is appealing

how about you take this
*farts in her face*

>>215870033
including insects?
5/0
excluding insects?
6/0

>my girlfriends TikTok profile
Omds

>>215870035
get that hog slammed and make your gf watch

>>215870005
But did you look up? *elbow drops you into oblivion *

>>215869936
Only if you plan to paint it like Warhammer

BF6 gameplay looks too fast for me

>>215870072
ELBOWDROPPES THAT FREAK INTO A COMA

another miserable day in my dogshit incel life

>>215870035
You work at the same place as your mum?

sold my ps5 when i was broke so I couldn’t even play bf6 even if i wanted to

>>215870036
very true for this particular women actually, I know of her IRL, shags blokes on the first date all the time

any based boy in

>>215870125
Nice one lad

>>215870125
DONE

HE'S FUCKING DONE

>>215870136
Bf is a shit Reddit franchise for regards and spackers. Only playstation games I'm interested in are Digimon, Ghost of Yotei and Death Stranding 2.

Is there an uber like app but for black cabs?

economic libertarians party

>>215870178
I’m wondering who asked?

Dating frustration is almost always the result of not being attractive enough relative to what you want.

Increase your attractiveness and odds are incredibly good your dating experience improves accordingly.

Don't think Yu-Gi-Oh booster packs are worth it really. Might get the occasional one. Structure decks and singles are the best option IMO.

>>215870072
DEAN
GIVE IT TO ME

nathan mate honestly

>>215870162
More of a traditionalist myself

Mental how Malala Yousafzai was shot in the head and continued to make more of her life than I could ever imagine, falling upwards at every turn and even marrying into huge wealth

any suggestions on how to make my dinner more cheeky? (i plan to make pasta)

The men will return to kicking the ball THIS Saturday!

>>215870361
Make it a cheeky pasta bake

big willy style

>>215870178
you will never BF (be female)

cats are coming home earlier this week for warm cuddles, we must be moving into autumn proper

any confirmed bachelor (non-euphemistic, not gay just a vf) man in?

>>215870349
>Over the past decade, the UK has invested £900 million in girls’ education and broader education systems reform
Mad how much they take

>>215870361
what type of pasta?
what type of sauce?
I need details if you want me to answer your question properly.

>>215870374
could care less

Who's this "Nathan" person then? Is it the new "Adam"?

>>215870394
stupid low iq (you) giver

>Immigration poses no threat whatsoever
>first the police/intelligence "radicalise" (i.e. blackmail or direct) someone, then that someone does the provocation attack, then the news pick up those attacks AND they remind you of court case progress of previous such attacks, then they switch the news to absolutely, totally, undoubtedly organic bottom-up demonstrations of 100 people "against immigrants" and in the finale, immediately after, the next news piece is about how the government is trying to counter "the surge of the far-right".
>You're being played like a fiddle.

HIGHLAND REGIMENT!

my spunk came out like hand soap

>>215870414
It’s Connor’s preferred name

It sad
He'd of worked all his life if not for tmau
Sheffield university 2005

Absolute state

>>215869540
rum little thing

Anyone else have the libido of a teenager into their 30s? I'm horny constantly, popped a boner earlier when the gf took off her socks to scratch her feet ffs

>>215870463
Made me sad seeing what happened to him on the train. It knocked his confidence. At least the ticket guy on the train was nice and it was a positive interaction which benefited his mental health.

>>215870463
Where’s he from originally

>>215870448
Are you posting your pictures in /brit/?

charging my shaver

>>215870537
No it's you mate, learn the culture, might help you enjoy your time here

>>215870523
Mansfield mate

>>215870516
I missed this, what happened? :(

>>215870555
The new Charlie Kirk I’m told

>>215870577
It seems more like you though

>>215870463
>>215870516
What happened?

>>215870555
big old schnoz

>>215870587
he's leagues ahead of charlie kirk

>>215870578
Don’t say mate it’s not ladylike

This is genuinely horrifying mark should never have switched to 4k recording
It not for me de lads

>>215870466
not that I side with leftypol but it is a bit odd that these people are so invested in this shit
I think their lives are quite empty desu

>>215870555
haley joel osmand looking ass

>>215870580
>>215870602
He sat down on the train and a woman moved away from me due to his smell (caused by TMAU). He tried to find a quiet seat away from people but couldn't so he waited by the train door near the train staff member and he told him about his disability and struggles. The guy was very kind and understanding.

>>215870643
what happened after that?

Mark has a bird doesn't he? How's he managed that when he stinks of spread arse

>>215870661
He got off the train and went for a Trekkie brekkie.

>>215870662
he's the creampie king

>>215870643
Sounds like a made up disease to get welfare, why doesn't bro just shower?

is r9k's thread down

>>215870662
it's very one sided

>>215870627
what should their lives be full of

>>215870643
Reckon it's more likely she moved away because she didn't want to sit near some mental case talking to his phone rather than his fake disability

>>215870643
>moved away from me due to his smell
howling

>>215870627
same mongs that made not wearing masks or getting jabbed their entire personality five years ago
they've been reprogrammed to flagshag

ktim @ 27:45

https://jp-films.com/watch-i-love-it-from-behind/server-vip-1-sv1.html?svid=2

i've got poo odour syndrome

before you have a go at mark you’d do well to remember he literally has the title “cream pie king” he’s shagged a fair amount

>>215870729
poo smells haha

Saddest Mark moment was when he tried killing himself on Christmas Day a few years ago

>>215870692
He does shower regularly he also has to wash his arse in the sink frequently

Nothing wrong with it if I only think about it

Imagine how many creampies he'd do in Tokyo

>>215870755
If the smell is coming from his arse he's obviously not wiping it properly is he?

>>215870766
Leftypol's latest opp

>>215870755
He remarked recently that he'd showered 3 times in 3 days at if this were unusual
So showered frequently might be a stretch

>>215870740
the only cream he's had is cream cakes

>>215870797
He is, the problem is with the enzymes in his body. It's not really a matter of hygiene he has very limited control over his odour

um uh joris bohnson

nun dey cud do

>>215870832
Load of bollocks

>>215870740
Quite impressive for some who apparently has people move away on the train from him

nth for the holodem

>>/lit/24800760
right well Rorke is finished

>>215870705
Class struggle

>>215870715
As opposed to?

Enzymes in my body making me pull my willy out to wank over anime girls again

Lets get stuck in

>>215870869
>>>/lit/24800760

>>215870755
he doesn't have to wash his arse in the sink at all. that's something he chooses to do. Also you say he showers regularly but he also roots around in his own shit, drinks an insane amount and eats like a fucking pig. Can't help can it?

>Unrelated fecal smells are an often misinterpreted self reported symptom associated with TMAU
if he smells like shite then he's just a dirty mong

>>215870766
>pele soccer
what goes on here

>>215870943
it's the worlds greatest soccer store

>>215870828
it’s well documented that he’s a big shagger, lots of proof on YouTube

Why is that disgusting transexual defending a man that smells of fish?

is this handsome young lad the Belgium flag posters new obsession? he cute. I’ll allow you to keep posting if it’s him

he's spamming cp again, I would suggest everyone leave and come back alter

>>215871008
because he wants him to shag his arse

>>215870627
I think they can see that something has fundamentally gone wrong in the UK despite all the propaganda and diversity is our strength they understand that actually England and being English is something important but probably are unable to articulate that (especially when msm interview the biggest spackers they can find)

so true

おまえなんて日本語が習えないぞ

Which video should I jerk off to?

>>215871054
I think you’re giving them too much credit

>>215871018
>he's spamming cp again, I would suggest everyone leave and come back alter
Not sure how what's happening in your family group chat applies here mate

horrible day at toil
sick of it

>>215871112
bash one out

>>215871109
HE'S ON A ROLL

Holy diver
You've been down too long in the midnight sea
Come home and eat you tea

>whos that keeps popping up on your Snapchat anon who the fuck is Chloe show me your phone
>no show me your phone you would show me if you didn’t have anything to hide
>show me the messages now or I’ll leave and you’ll never get anyone as good as me

>>215869586 (OP)
Was there a 'red scare' in your country?

>>215870463
why is it sad
I have it on good authority that his life is lush

>>215869794
actually i reckon youve saved that off X

>>215871146
>eat you tea

See? Cultural differences.

>>215871183
Technically the labour party in the 1920s

>>215869794
>exclusionary agendas

It's FUCKING CLASS WAR. CEOs and landlords don't belong!

>>215870162
>Societal Axis: Progressive
retard

Y'all ever give off Rockstar Vibes?

>>215870643
>moved away from me due to his smell

>>215871255
I give off Bawls vibes

>>215870463
why can't he work at a chippie
perfectly normal smell in that environment

>>215871222
Umm I thought that was a coalition government of socialists and conservatives

>>215871088
Little T

>>215870790
Soph Aspin

>>215871112
Afghan Dan

>>215871008
Millie B

>>215871255
Callymansam

quick wash up then straight to bed I reckon

steak pie and mash on go and then it’s getting tucked in bed for me corrr it cosy night

>>215870886
仮名知ってる?それとも教科書をで習うつもり

The fucking bitch Emma Raducanu

>>215871304
>>215871381
its not even 6mp

oh my days

>>215871293
fish isn't supposed to smell

quiet everyone cookingmong is speaking

>>215870886
what about the russian and romanian

>>215871418
that haircut makes guys look like thunderbirds. no exceptions

>>215871412
been working lad I wanna get in bed and get cosy

It's not illegal to think about it

>>215870463
hate this dosser freak

>>215871505
erm

wonder what it's like to have a pregnant gf/wife (assuming she's carrying your child of course)
Do you worship her or is she disgusting?

I wonder

nah not watching that

>>215871412
been up since four and toiling hard

>>215870886
your dads dead LMAO

Newly purchased first home has reduced to only 17k increase. It was 30k increase only a few months ago.
Absolute fucking fuming.
Get more boat people in NOW. Increase the housing demand. Bring in more landlords. Relax Buy to Let rules

>>215871505
are they retarded

>>215871505
wtf were they doing
surely multiple people went to prison here

>>215871505
OH SHIT

>>215871505
Why are Americans like this?

>>215871539
Not a nice thing to say is it

anyone have any experience with shaving your head
do you just go at it with an electric shaver or what

>>215871638
no i pluck each hair individually with tweezers

>>215871623
get your trip back on you sadact freak, you dad died in agony LOL

guy who is holding up the line at the shops by paying in cash and is stood there counting pennies one buy one and is adamant he has the exact change needed

>>215871505
Another sacrifice to the modern Moloch

>>215871638
followed this tutorial when I did it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgpDCu_wLvo&list=RDbgpDCu_wLvo

right well Employed Woman is learning Japanese now is he? that's the latest development from Spaino is it?

>>215871510
Why? Dossing is a noble path

>>215871656
Weird little man you are

>>215871675
He so obviously has run out of steam with the character it's embarrassing. He should just retire it if he's not going to bother doing anything interesting with it

>>215871418
sup crodie
hey yodie, wah dey call it wen nubian baton clarten a katy hymen? is it strawberry or raspberry jam?

>>215871695
youve literally tried to kill yourself at work multiple times mate, you have no right to call anyone anything

>>215871675
Did he finally become fluent in russian?

>>215871638
yes lad, baldcel reporting in
cut it off as short as you can with clippers then use something like pic rel, it's called a skull shaver, they cost £40-£60ish and keep your head shaved, use it once every couple of days to maintain the shavedness
you can use a razor but make sure it's one of the flexible ones if you do

>>215870886
Sorry mate going to have to put you in the filter

Not because your posts are particularly bad but because loads of boring virgins make a hubub whenever you post and I can't be arsed with the whinging

>>215871717
sup crodie
mmhmm dem a call crimson victory paint x

>hello anon
>you’ve been working hard and it hasn’t gone unnoticed with me
>I’ve been here waiting for you right here
>come unwind tonight it’s something you’ve earned
>let’s make a pact, we’ll stay in bed until sunrise
>what do you say then anon?

>>215871638
no because I started taking oral minox and fin two years ago and now I have a thick head of hair again

>>215871725
no I havent
im unemployed

>>215871768
oh my DAYS hahahaha

>>215871760
grown man writing this gay shite fuck off you boring virgin

the moment i norwood im jumping off a tall building in london

>>215871619
>>215871542
they can't see over the bonnets of their stupid fucking trucks

>>215871768
https://vocaroo.com/1j6UOYQUzoOH
he wrote it down

>>215871768
ffs forgot I wrote that
was pished last night

the 38 year old man giggling at another man reading his paedophilic comment again?

>>215871779
sacked you say? a tranny you say?

we don’t care
blud has 10 viewers he thanks you for the engagement on his stream

>>215871814
im literally screaming LOL

eating poo

>>215871744
I shave my head every three days with a straight razor. Very therapeutic feeling.

His POV:
>Crimson.... Victory.... Cronem

>>215871891
sc

might go bald as a joke

>>215871844
I didnt say either of those things

shaving my bum with a gay razor DAILY

Anyway what’s the plan tonight then anon?

yowling and bawling at mum to put the fucking tea on, her poor son is slowly starving upstairs while she's sat playing bingo on her ipad

my bum,
has gotten gaped by BAMEs,
and i don't know,
if i can take the pain

kids outside playing with whistles

>>215871928
Piss about on 4chan and youtube whilst Battlefield 6 is installing
Get it played tomorrow

>>215871984
that's the neighbourhood ruined then
get them banned (kids)

is it too late now to say sorry?
cos i,
did a shit all over your body

>>215871675
>is le [random british personna] doing thing xD

get your head checked

>>215871950
tell her to pull her finger out and get the bigham's on

The Great Male Renunciation is the historical phenomenon at the end of the 18th century in which wealthy men of the Western world stopped using bright colours, elaborate shapes and variety in their dress.

John Flügel asserted that men "abandoned their claim to be considered beautiful" and "henceforth aimed at being only useful".

>>215871829
He also read out your comment asking if he'd tried Eau de Gherkin lol

running a bath me

reminder Belgium flag started chatting in the YouTube stream last night with his real name ‘Connor’ and quickly backtracked pretending that he and someone else were coordinating messages to send (no one likes him enough to do that)

>>215872055
alri millionaire

>>215872049
screamig

sat in my subterranean laboratory experimenting and working on solving mankind's greatest struggle, transmuting poo into crisps

>>215872066
no that was me i was steaming last night

mas que nada

>>215872024
I agree with the sentiment but its BINGHAMS

>>215872103
sure thing mate yeah got a screenshot to hand that quick have you

this is /brit/ nigga we watch clips of Young Sheldon up in this bitch

sarah connor

>>215872121
yeah because im on youtube and it takes two seconds

not a fan of any other microwaveable ready meal besides Tesco microwaveable ready meals

>>215872139
yeah nice one, post a screenshot of your 4chan tab, the whole thing

thought on getting poo steaming lads?

>>215872156
they're all disgusting mate

very odd defensiveness from this lad who was supposedly steaming last night wow he was quick wasn’t he

relaxing in discord with a /brit/guy

>>215872158
not sure what you mean

>>215872208
um

>connor
>lewis
>nathan
no wonder you're all freaks with bent names like that

>>215871985
I need to live like this
Keep getting obsessed with doing more

klarc

Got fresh food to cook but still got a korean takeaway on its way

>>215872283
rumbled lad, it’s alright no one seems to be paying attention anyway

>>215872346
wy

My name is "Clay". I'm "Clay the British-American".

>>215872293
No you really don't mate
My twenties are passing me by and I blame toil for beating me down and crushing my spirit

yes my crodie connor answered the call and and by jove what a fine job he did

>>215872352
what would a screenshot of my 4chan tab prove i dont get that

drinking Asahi super "Dry"

my names carlton banks
baron of bel air

connor is an irish diaspora name

>>215872359
Trust me not relaxing and being super neurotic crushes your spirit more

>>215872382
curious that it is called dry when in fact it is wet

posting a peter selfie

>>215872367
it’s alright Connor mate it’s end of discussion. I know, you know.

>>215872382
asahi means morning sun
they named it this because a can of asahi is supposedly as refreshing as the morning sun

>>215872384
B E A E N K E S
no E

Ummy Wummy
Ummers
Umkins

Mad how Belgium isn’t posting and there’s a very defensive lad suddenly appeared when someone outs him as ‘Connor’ ITS MAD

>>215872399
concession accepted

>>215872413
Stop it "C".
;)

>>215872399
ah yes classic worcesterlad behaviour blaming everything on this invented "conner" person

/brit/ is a aggressively dogshit right now

can't see you, i'm blocking out the haters

>>215872424
yeah heard you the first time boring twat

Trevor mate can I borrow fifa

They call me connor
connor suckyanob please

can we stop this gimmick of making up random names, nathan, etc, just cringe

>>215872508
lol fred seething

>>215872508
Shut up Clyde

Rob's had his day

>>215872508
fuck up callum

sir wankard pooser

peter meltdown

let's see if "connor" gets banned for spam/flooding at the same time shall we

Er… New? Where’s the fucking new? Get it done immediately

>>215872599
will you concede when you are proven wrong

>>215863193
>>215863193
>>215863193
New

>>215872599
good lad, keep an eye on it

>>215872647
>>215872647
>>215872647

>>215872627
of course not

>>215872627
even if connor isn't heathermong he's still a cuck freak for humouring him

>>215872662
you spend all day larping as a private investigator and giving heathermong attention 24/7

see? he's already setting up the deflection