Thread 215873059

Jason edition

Previous: >>215861174

Incels be like I’m not gonna date a sub 5 girl while they’re 2/10 and smell like unwashed buttcherks and BO

>>215873150
>>215873128
The basic purpose of life is to reproduce and you’re failing to do that

>>215873190
Can you prove that as a fact?

>>215873132
>Literally never even try to have sex even one time
They are just volcels

Bitch I'm the shit
Poop

"Reproduction is the meaning of life" is one of the saddest larps to come out of this site
99.9% of parents didn't have kids "because I need to preserve my bloodline", over half of kids are accidental and the remainder are they just wanted kids, not for some philosophical reason
None of the people who say stuff like that are even married or have kids themselves

>>215873194
I made that pepe a few years ago, always nice to see my frogs spreading.

>>215873025
Everything I've heard seems to show Egypt has a lot of theft, scams, and crimes against women. It's not a travel destination for beginners.

>>215873247
Rare based self-aware jeet

>>215873221
Which basic function is organism from single celled amoeba to the blue whale able to do, barring the infertile mutants?

>>215873132
>>215873237
I'm not attracted to below average women. If those are my only option I will remain a virgin for life

>>215873194
How is he fucking Germanic

>>215873237
Incels hate looksmatching
Being ugly doesn’t make you an incel, lots of ugly men have ugly wives and ugly kids or else ugly people wouldn’t exist
Nobody is an incel
It’s always in your control

>>215873301
You are agreeing with me and proving that you are a volcel. Nothing wrong with that, just pointing it out.

>>215873298
Just live
But why make any assumption about purpose either way

>/cum/ has devolved into normies trying to rewrite the definition of incel
would be a lovely thing if the internet just collapsed entirely

>>215872991
Pederasty involving little kids isn't that common. Legal young guys on the other hand... Lots of 30yos into guys in their early 20s

Organic Eggs now 0.5€ a piece (58 cents US). Are prices spiralling out of control in your country?

Like a virgin

Touched for the very first time

>>215873352
>Nobody is an incel
This I disagree with slightly but I agree with your general premise. The vast majority of people claiming to be incels are volcels, especially in Western countries.

>>215873357
I'm not a volcel for stacy tho

>>215873252
>this site
This is a basic fact of biology but you wouldn’t know this because you never went to college or paid attention in high school
>>215873301
So you’re choosing to not have sex? Therefore it’s not involuntary?
>>215873365
Because life exists to reproduce
Why is evolution based around who’s able to have reproduce the best?

>>215873383
>would be a lovely thing if the internet just collapsed entirely


>I don't have the self control to just stop using it so I must ruin it for everyone

do my /cum/fies use a wool blanket for these trying times?

>>215873461
No, I would feel too hot

>>215873396
Trump will fix this

>>215873448
>Because life exists to reproduce
assumption on your part, where's the life instruction manual that says this is a fact
>Why is evolution based around who’s able to have reproduce the best?
Why is life's purpose dependent upon evolution?

Reproduction is the only biological "purpose" of any organism, yes
That doesn't necessarily mean it is the only philosophical purpose, otherwise you fundamentally aren't human if you can't derive meaning from anything else because you are incredibly primitive
If you can't differentiate between the two then you're a midwit and I'm not gonna bother arguing with you

>>215873287
Rare ghetto Memphis pepe

>>215873451
your journal is in the other window, sis

/cum/'s greatest minds discussing the meaning of life. We are the true /int/ellectual general

sovl

You're retarded if you think Chad is fucking fat whores unless he has some sort of BBW fetish.

>>215873578
filtered

>>215873527
Geh me dat

>>215873605
Depends on your cutoff/definition of Chad. You seem to be implying the top 1%.

/cum/ and /mu/ used to be the only places I liked posters here
then it was only /cum/
now...

>>215873676
Sure though my definition of Chad would be like 0.1%
But really I'm just trying to mean any man who has enough options available that means he doesn't need to fuck fat women. So is he a "volcel" for fat women?

>>215873487
how come?

>>215873513
Any "purpose" is a philosophical assertion

Gibbz me Dat nigga

>get invited to lunch with coworkers
>they are all talking
>they never listen to each other, so everything has to be repeated
>conversations repeat like 3x before a simple point gets across
>person A says something, person B misunderstands it then says something, person A doesn't understand it, Person C tries to explain what A meant but now both B and A are talking about 2 separate things to each other.
It's all so tiresome...

What's worse, girls never giving you attention, or girls giving you attention but you scaring them off with your autism superpowers?

>>215873864
scaring them off is user error
never having a chance is losing the genetic lottery

>>215873755
He's not an anything "cel" because he's not celibate lol

>>215873864
>girls giving you attention

>>215873799
I always feel warm, so I rarely use blankets

>>215873754
Why would anyone care?

>>215873506
do you mind if I save your posts? I'm making a video about midwits.

>>215873893
I would define incel as you can't get women that you actually find attractive
If you had really retarded standards then you would be a standardcel though

>>215873943
>caring enough to reply
you do, apparently

>>215873964
That's... not the definition of incel at all thoughever

>>215873864
i have gotten attention from girls since high school and they werent even attractive girls

>>215873947
I accept your concession

>>215874004
nigga I've been on looksmax.org for years at this point I am more well-versed in this shit than you

>>215873864
never received attention desu

>>215874004
normies love to use words they don't understand

>>215874111
So do I
Like gobbledygook

>>215873864
the latter

>>215874150
>gobbledygook
Bit racist that

>>215874111
Your definition is wrong thoughever
I've been on incel forums for nearly a decade now

>>215874025
That wasn’t me dumb dumb
You’re just genuinely uneducated so it’s pointless to talk to a retard
Every single organism reproduces and the purpose of life is to reproduce or else that wouldn’t be true
Life exists to replicate and continue living
You’re an abject failure because you’re the first organism in your billions of years old lineage that couldn’t breed lol

>>215874226
what a waste of a decade

>>215873936
I bet you're nice to cuddle with then

>>215874229
>Every single organism reproduces and the purpose of life is to reproduce or else that wouldn’t be true
Then why isn't the purpose "breathing" or simply "existing"
Your preference for reproduction is arbitrary

thinking of sepuku

>>215874295
sepuk on this dick *pulls it out*

>>215873936
>>215874254
Cute exchange but all I imagine is two gross incels cuddling

There is no such thing as an incel
Everyone is a volcel
Only thing that changes is whether or not you can get girls you find attractive, which is your own fault because it’s 99% controllable factors like being fat or unsocialized

>>215874254
Foids like holding my hands because they are always warm, unlike their icy hands. Women have cold hearts.

>>215874323
spoken like a true normie

>>215874323
Severely disabled/disfigured people would still be incels even in that definition thoughbeit

>>215874323
incels hate women THO

>>215873059 (OP)
hi

>>215874312
>>215874005
>>215874093 (him without his VPN)
>>215874118

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thanks

>>215874278
Because many forms of life don’t breathe lol
You mean respiration?
That’s a function that’s purpose is to keep something alive long enough to breed
Is the purpose of climbing a mountain reaching the peak or is it simply arriving to the location of the mountain? Is the purpose of cooking to eat or is it to heat food up and stop there?

>>215873059 (OP)
thread theme
https://youtu.be/AQfgJBoCzkE

I know what I want and I want it now
I want you cause I'm mr vain

>>215874399
Foid detected

>>215874319
i'm cute and I know the leaf is too
>>215874345
my hands are warm too

>>215874396
Lots of disfigured people who have had sex

>>215874437
not an argument

>>215874463
you didn't

>>215874420
>That’s a function that’s purpose is to keep something alive long enough to breed
Or just to keep something alive?
>Is the purpose of climbing a mountain reaching the peak or is it simply arriving to the location of the mountain?
Some would say the purpose is the journey itself. Albeit, it's your assumption that reproduction is the "peak"

>>215874443
I'm not cute
>[Verification not required]

its not actually gay for a straight man to put things in his ass

>2:15pm
>still no statement on the expiring hiring freeze
Is orange man actually going to let it expire?!?!? I am losing my mind right now.

>>215873754
/ck/ felt like I was at home, /mu/ and /soc/ felt like I was at school.

>>215874488
He's a faggot so his standards are non-existent

>>215874463
That's why I said severely , imagine if your dick was burned off in a chemical fire. You'd be an incel.

i hate it when the woman lick the asshole in porn. shit is gay af frfr

>>215874487
Little man doesn’t understand the difference between the philosophical meaning of life and biological purpose of life
>>215874483
I’ve had sex and I’m not disfigured unlike you (poo colored skin)

>>215873578
I knew a Korean guy in at my college named Sam. Are you him?

>>215874541
"Purpose" is a philosophical assertion in any case

>>215874529
You could theoretically have oral sex

>>215874531
Everything in mainstream porn seems to be getting nastier tbqh.

why do northern euros have such large poops?

>>215873237
I just cant talk to foids. Im super aspie

>>215874588
Women wouldn't let you lol mfer talmbout letting freddy Krueger eat box

>>215874568
Not when I specifically said “biological purpose of life”
Sorry that reminding you of your failure to do something your millions of ancestors have been able to do but you’re seething at your own thoughts here buddy

>>215874660
>Not when I specifically said “biological purpose of life”
Yes it is

>see cute girl playing in front of my house with her cousins
>think about how happy I would be with a cute girl like her, but she would never look at me
>her cousins scream at me she thinks I'm cute
>rush inside the house while saying nothing
>weeks later see them in front of their house a couple of houses away from mine
>HEY ANON DO YOU LIKE HER SHE LIKES YOU!
>virgin walk inside the house without saying anything again
Those memories from my teens will forever haunt me.

virgins

>>215874646
Who said anything about women?
Also there’s definitely people who are into cripples
Remember that tiny freak in a wheelchair?

>>215874599
my guess is from all the fiber in their rye bread

>>215874722
Gay shit is gay nigga nobody talkin bout dat no homo

>>215873605
My brother is a chad (has had like 60 girlfriends) and he's plapped some absolute hogs. Chad just fucks anything

>>215874677
That other anon was right
You’re a fucking midwit retarded nigger unable to have a discussion because you’re too blinded by the fact that you’re a genuine failure at the one thing every single living creature has in common

>>215874754
I accept your concession

Simply stating that reproduction happens would be biology, but introducing purpose or meaning requires philosophy

hi (again)

>>215874753

ban evasion (him without his VPN)


thanks

>>215874526
They do be fucking everything, even kids (male)

>>215874792
Damn this retarded nigger here has a philosophical debate in his head every time someone says that the purpose of a toaster is to toast
The purpose of life is to breed, this midwit attempt at philosophy makes you seem like an even bigger retard then you are
You don’t know anything about biology or philosophy so you can’t even make an actual philosophical argument

>>215874563
I'm not Korean, gov brought me here.

>>215874846
Take it easy man you'll live longer

The meaning of life is reproduction
Amoeba don’t care about personal fulfillment or finding happiness

>>215874846
>Damn this retarded nigger here has a philosophical debate in his head every time someone says that the purpose of a toaster is to toast
But that is a philosophical assertion
We make philosophical assertions all throughout our day that we take for granted.

benis in bagina

>>215874900
Amoeba can't into conscience

>>215874904
Saying something is a philosophical assertion doesn’t make it one
You don’t know anything about philosophy and you have never read a philosophical book nor have you ever been involved in a philosophical debate
You’re a retard
Simple as that
The purpose of life is to breed and so is the meaning
You failed at the purpose of life and are therefore trying to cope by finding another meaning like the never breeding homosexual you are

>>215874952
Life isn’t about consciousness lmao you retarded fucking nigger

>>215874981
>Saying something is a philosophical assertion doesn’t make it one
And saying something is life's purpose doesn't make it so

The reason it's a philosophical assertion is because you can only assert meaning and purpose through philosophy. The scientific method itself being true or valuable is a philosophical assertion, because science can't prove value or goodness

Listening to porn atm

>>215874936
>tfw born in the last millennium

grim thread

>>215875033

>doesn’t know the difference between meaning or purpose
>doesn’t know the difference between life and consciousness
Lil nigga here thinks flowers either seek personal fulfillment or aren’t alive
Just stop replying retard

>>215875061
What are (you) doing to make it better?

>>215875045
salsa?

thank you

Forms of life seeking to reproduce and care about nothing else: every single living creature since the origin of life excluding humans
Forms of life trying to find another meaning to life: humans

>>215875087
im cumming on your tummy

>>215875072
Feel free to continue information to the discussion. This is just bluster

>>215875061
Gutta skip this one

>>215875133
Contribute*

Nanalan

any birdie fans in?

My life is grim
It’s my fault
But I don’t really want to change it
I’m retarded

>>215875133
Sweetheart…cutiepie….you little baby….
It’s time to stop
You mentioned consciousness as if it’s a requirement for life…..
You’re obviously a retarded lil nigga who read the intro paragraph of the Wikipedia article for Philosophy

da jays

>>215875190
That wasn't me, I replied to you separately. Pretty obvious

>>215875208
Seething little retarded faggot with no point
You’re wrong and I’m right
Purpose of life is breeding
Everything breeds (except for you)
Every single form of life cares about reproduction and only reproduction

>>215875131
Homofaggotry is the worst type of posting.

Anyone know that video of the black guy in Toronto drunkenly yelling at some Indians dudes in an Indian accent and pretending to Indian. He kept saying "I am from Jhundahla" or something like that. He said at one point "Tell me what you are telling me" and I think about that constantly. Need to find that video.

>>215875280
you didnt specify your gender THOEVER

>>215875266
Calm down

I can tell this is Jason because because this could only be the posts of a mentally ill HRT brained retard who doesn’t realize he’s retarded

We are all Jason

>>215875354
He represents the worst in us

I do not care for your pictures of Mexico

I'm every jason

Imagine how awful Jason’s mother feels about her son being the way he is

I can knock you out bitch

>>215875439
You’ve literally never ever been in a fight

>>215875426
But does she take any responsibility in her failure as a parent ?

>>215875280
One could say it was off topic.... Low quality even. Wonder what janny would think. I'm just saying!

>>215875462
Half true
I have but I was only a kid. Nonetheless I’d knock you out

>>215875465
Im assuming she does that’s why I think she feels awful
If she didn’t, she would’ve kicked him out by now
He’s almost 30 years old

Jason isn't even posting he's playing world of warcraft

Imagine if Jason got swatted

>>215875544
He’s kinda based

I saw a ghost last night

>>215875507
You’re a weak out of shape little faggot and would be gassed within 30 seconds of a fight starting you don’t even know what the fuck goes on in a fight between two adult mrn

>>215875306
There are no girls on the internet

>>215875544
This is Jason
His usual routine after losing an internet debate is to pretend he’s doing something else, usually video games or saying he was asleep

A half finished house you can buy

>>215875612
I would literally KO you then rape your mother the filthy whore. You would cry but I dont show any mercy

I feel like I've beaten Jason in about 3 or 4 debates and he might have beaten me in 1

Jason hasn't engaged in a debate in YEARS and he posts anime pictures at least every other post.

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>>215875585
>>215875466

interesting
https://apnews.com/article/madagascar-protests-rajoelina-ab1e1eb1aca45fe7e80e81314ebdb0c6

>>215875644
proof?

>>215875715
At least you’re honest. A lot of people refuse to admit they’ve lost debates to Jason

>>215875726
>>215873000

just finished watching american psycho

why are euros such degenerates?

>>215875799
Is Bateman literally you

>>215875812
yes. i am literally pat bateman

>>215875754
>2025
>rule 30 is forgotten

Should I get a burger from Jack in the box or Chinese food

>>215875810
All the consumerist hedonism of Americans with none of the Puritanical streaks to moderate it

Whether you like it or not Jason is the official mascot of /cum/ general

>>215875885
depends on if it's a good chinese place or not

>>215875963
It's panda express
It's mid but I like Chinese food

>>215875915
grim

sup gaylords hope you're having a good day and not being to gay

have americans ever seen a transexual in their life? personally, and in every day life. not in gay parade.

>>215875972
oh I would never take jack in the box over panda express

>>215876101
Every time I look in the mirror.

America, give me a green card.

>>215876114
The ultimate cheeseburger is peak slop tho
So is Chinese food but I been eating it a lot lately

>>215876101
yeah, several. used to work with a couple. actually one of my friends trooned out. we haven't spoken since.

>cheeseburger
>"slop"
Every part of a burger is healthy.

>>215874936
Don't fucking remind me

>>215876101
Used to work with passable tranny, he tried to trick me into sexual mischief

>>215876142
>peak slop
I'm not sure you know what "peak" or "slop" means
>So is Chinese food
okay you definitely don't know what "slop" means

>>215876197
Not the buns

>>215876197
bread is not healthful. no, not even eurobread.

>>215876212
>zoomers are becoming boomers and there's nothing they can do about it
you love to see it

Redditjeet vs Jason in a debate

>>215876215
>>215876174
>>215876123
interesting

$5 cheeseburgers and fries tonight at the local juke joint

>>215876306
They have nothing to debate about. Redditjeet hates Christianity and so does Jason. Redditjeet loves faggot shit and so does Jason. I think the only difference is redditjeet won't denounce Mohammed.

>>215876222
>>215876256
Bread is healthy.

t. Bread eater

I could kick the shit out of Redditjeet

There was a time when I would find US pennies and 20, 10, and 5 Mexican cents in the ground pretty often. They were seen as worthless coins and nobody bothered picking them up.

Just saw an off topic post

>>215876410
What is the topic at hand?

>>215876375
gross. put your shirt back on.

>>215876375
I'd like to know the percentage of the 4chan demographic that are twinks. It seems every other poster is one.

>>215873527
i made those yesterday

>>215876460
leave him alone!

>>215873527
>eating out of (((plastic)))

>>215876467
46.8%

>>215876381
Not too difficult for anyone but I like the zeal

>>215874936
I’m 28 years old

should study but really don't feel like it

>>215876560
Hello fellow 28 yo zoomer.

>>215873059 (OP)
hello /cum/, i have been trying to adjust my music taste to better attract a north american white alt wife, these are the artists i am studying right now, but i am afraid that i could be wasting my time with artists that aren't "in vogue" right now:
- magdalena bay
- chapell roan
- charli xcx
- tailor swift(although i stopped since she is out of favor with my target group now)

preferable areas:
- vermont
- new england
no "white passing" latinas please.

> you are never going to get one
watch me try, once my whitening cream arrives i will look like one of those e-boys that are so popular with these women.

> they don't want a 30 year old
i look young for my age, and once my hair system arrives they won't even know that i am balding.

>>215876489
I'm not the one who just assaulted everyone's eyes

>>215876600
They dont like slavejeets

>>215876290
Never. Boomers had the summer of love and economic freedom while we had the fucking scamdemic lockdowns and debt

A jezebel once stole my achy breaky heart

>>215876600
we're full. you won't be coming

>>215876600
none of that music is "alt"

>>215876650
damn, chat gpt lied to me, i will try grok.

>>215876629
stop getting all of your information about the world from twitch streamers. they're all retarded.

>>215876600
Listen to Olivia Rodrigo

>>215876720
too mainstream and brown coded.

I hate people who occupy both walking lines.

>>215876600
If you want a Vermont gurlie you need to listen to Noah Kahan, he's from there

>>215876714
Boomers lived in objectively better times except the cold war scam

>The Tron franchise sacrificed itself to end Jared Leto's career
Was it worth it /cum/?

>>215876600
dunno if i should laugh or cry

finally set up a media server

>>215876801
>end his career
He definitely has video of Bob Iger sucking off a horse. He will be back

MY MINDS TELLING ME NO
BUT MY BODY

>>215876801
Hope so, he is a bad man and a rapist

>>215876873
I don't believe the allegations against him because he's not a chosennite

how many spam calls do you get per day?

>>215876873
He loves his underaged pussy doesn't he folks?

I eat bread and I'm healthier than you.

>>215876850
plex?

Do most people really only prefer coffee or tea and not drink both?

>>215876913
I started blocking them so not much anymore

>>215876930
only covfefe

>>215876865
You must be correct. He was alright in Mr. Nobody but he has way too many box office bombs under his belt just to be a coincidence that he's still working.

going to rip a volcano bag and watch a movie methinks

>>215876923
jellyfin, plex was a pain last time I tried it (granted it was years ago)
jellyfin only took me like 5 minutes

>>215876913
used to get at least one a day but i think i finally blocked all the call centers since i havent gotten any in probably close to a year now

>>215876913
They always seem to call in bunches

>>215873059 (OP)
sinistercels actually look like this

>>215876976
This Andy Cohen guy is a real wild card

>>215876930
i drink tea only when i'm sick

So I always used firefox in private mode because I'm paranoid but I'm forcing myself to use it in normal mode. Not like anyone uses my shit.
Just autist things.

>>215877009
He's a cokehead chosennite that molests young POC

zutt

>>215877029
>Firefox
Lmao look at this unc

>>215877029
i once forgot to switch to private mode while watching porn. looked at my history and saw redtube

>>215876913
Not many from the domestic scammers anymore, but recently, they started calling with numbers from California, Arizona, and Quebec. I have never answered those international scammers, but I'm curious why they are calling from there.

I use brave

I also use brave.

>>215877093
I'm a zoomer faggot. Firefox is just better

>>215877096
Kinda fear someone looking at my shit too

i only use firefox

I use Opera because I trust the chink more than you know who.

Is sake good

>>215877186
>more than you know who.
Mexicans?

>>215877113
>California, Arizona, and Quebec
theyre likely from bumfuckistan realistically

>>215877216
for?

>>215877234
does it taste good

>>215877216
>Is sake good
not really. if you really like white wine a lot you might like it, it's similar to that. but tastes like shit to me.

I use brave because it runs well. I don't care about privacy, I'm not a pedophile.

>>215877113
That’s usually flips and jeets with number spoofers, they started doing that because they realized nobody is going to pick up the phone of the number starts with +91 or +63

remember when that meteor hit russia and fucked up a bunch of buildings n shiet

>>215877302
Based Phoebe

>I'm not a pedophile.
we all know this is false, pederast freak

thinking of rewatching the taxi driver

i need boyfriend free new-england alt girl in life..

>>215877400
why

>>215875609
Tell us more

That said, windows 11 is garbage and if 12 isn't better I'll switch to mint or cachy

>>215877418
the heart wants what the hear wants.

>>215877426
I'm still using 10 and I refuse to upgrade

>>215877438
das retarded

AI is fun and cool
fuck the haters

>>215877446
I'm also on 10 for now, yeah
11 is unusable

i 100% support AI replacing artists

make the new

>>215877462
It’s soulless

>>215877458
you are a latrino who wants to marry his sister off to a rich man like me so you can mooch off my bread(street speak for money).
once i land in the US of A i will find a boyfriend free alt white girl and go around working class neighborhoods with her to report illegal handy men.

>>215877529
You’re genuinely Indian at least Latrinos are partially human

>>215877567
indians in, latrinos out!
his majesty Trump's orders.

have decided
shall be watching this

>>215877598
not taking your tranny pills, MAHA!

>>215877529
>latrino
Lol

>>215877426
>and if 12 isn't better
it almost certainly won't be unless the world changes in some dramatic way and windows 12 is made by non-jeets. which is very unlikely

>>215877426
Im thinking of switching to linux
I recently realized windows 11 has copilot enabled by default in notepad
Shit is ridiculous it didn't even ask me, it just has that on by default
The bloatware is also insane
When i gog my new laptop I had to spend like a full day just uninstalling and disabling all the crap

>>215877666
we all switched to arch in july little bro, try to keep up.

>>215877638
you okay? your yapping is nonsensical

>>215877666
11 LTSC + debloat from the /g/ thread might help, but I'd rather just stay on 10 for now.

>>215877599
Actually the Jeets need to leave too :)
$100,000/year please

NEW
>>215877727
NEW
>>215877727
NEW
>>215877727

>>215877719
i am already being interviewed for a $250k total comp developer position, $100k is nothing for a guy like me.

>>215877256
MANY such cases

>>215877472
What is wrong with it