Thread 215874728

cleavage edisi

>>215874728 (OP)
SUSU

>>215874728 (OP)
i hate fake tits, i would rather have a flat girl

I want to go to Pattaya and spend one week having sex with lots of thai female and lady boy that wear very short and revealing outfits and high heels

>>215875073
turdworld problem

>>215874964
>>215875022
>>215875073
some pinay women are just busty like that
probably latinx admixture o algo

>>215875149
OP's look fake

>>215875232
thats a man

SHUT THE FUCK UP FAT

>>215875248
girl
15-16 yrs old IIRC

>>215875221
yeah
definitely looks like bolt ons

>>215874728 (OP)
learn to ffmpeg properly

>>215875337
I could still get her pregnant, not sure what the big deal is

ai won

>>215875475
the big deal is my cock won't fit in her

sup im@stroon?

>>215875479
in your dreams

stop being tsudere

Jewish women will trivialise the holobunga just to have an excuse to show off their tits to random goyim men on the internet

>>215875403
this dude was like the gay michael jackson back when I was a kid.

>>215875816
>>215875418
>>215875345

>>215875922
>>215876056
1999 vibe
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FdCjW-0OFo

>>215875073
She needs Asian fit glasses

another 1999 kino
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ht5RZpzPqw

>>215877528
sloppa

/bharat/ fucking died lol
https://youtu.be/QXSlkjPbpkA

goodnight fuckers

>>>215874728 (OP)
Now Then, In the Name of that “Jupiter-Neptune”:
Those who bless the Tagalog-men are blessed in all ways,
As those who curse the Tagalog-men are cursed in all ways. Selah.
> And All of That, is because I am the “Wisdom”! Amen, so must it all-ways be.

>>215875816
>>215875922
>>215876056
>>215876253
>>215877221
>>215877639

>>215875022
> i would rather have a flat girl
Same


>>>215875811
Maybe it's their tribe's strategy to survive akin to rats
:\

uhh guys?

Good morning saars

total malaysia confrontation right now

G'morning fren

there's a filipino bulgogi copycat but she lives in a literal shoebox

bulgogi is getting fat and her tits are getting bigger

Any takers? Whites need not answer.

>>215883057
Looks like an even more bogged version of Orei

>>215875073
>>215875232
das a dood


>>215877136
>she

>>215883057
She's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.

>>>215883057

Either a chink or a jew will """marry""" her

Is YouTube down?

having social anxiety in the third world is a non issue when nobody wants to talk to you in the first place

Gms

considering recent earthquakes and public works scandals, most buildings probably don’t have proper earthquake safety measures right?
so manila would be completely fucked when muh big one™ finally hits them right?

>>215883931
>so manila would be completely fucked when muh big one™ finally hits them right?
and majority of anything that's standing in the country that isn't designed by a decent architect or engineer

>>>215883931

It's practically no diferent from getting bombed by CCP's nuke.

There is little edit war about this section

do the needful and redeem the sepoys saar

>>215884210
God I fucking hate India.

ngga boleh rasis

nigga?

What is your IQ?

>>215885192
76

81

>>215883931
good, once everything is destroyed we should seize the opportunity

pinoy posters on 4chan be like

Poor brat :(
Pray for Steph

>>215885939
keracunan mbg juga kak?

whomst?

My waifu

>see grade schoolers doing PE class
>their teachers are zoomers in their 20s

>their teachers are zoomers in their 20s
It's a third world country where young people die more often what did u expect

fortnite dances in PE class

you're dead from overworking but then you're reincarnated as a little girl in other part of this world (not magical world) while retaining your current knowledge right before you're dead. what will you do?

'other part of this world' is none other than india/pakistan btw

they're included btw but for this iteration, you've successfully reincarnated in Japan in an abandoned house somewhere at the countryside on an island full of cats. What comes to your mind?

Flipbros I have an idea: how about we make a video essay about how Ralph Recto is passing the military pension burden onto us so the average flip atleast has self awareness because they can't be bothered to read anything

>reincarnated in japan
>as little girl
>with all my knowledge from previous world
Ez i'll live a yuri romcom life in there

kek

>>215887062
Trvly THE LOST TRIBE

isteri indo selingkuh mulu

just be white is law in the philippines

>>215883931
This is well known. That's pretty much the only reason the big one is the meme it is. The idea is that when it hits Manila is not just fucked but big time FUCKED.

>>215886865
It was Duterte's fault tho

only special to me are spanish and chinese visitor

My new phone is literal garbage

>>215887465
Oh yes our Chinese friends did such great things here
https://www.vixio.com/insights/gc-philippines-busts-another-pogo-scam-compound-torture-alleged
Please mr. stinky chinky come here and make me your slave

How do i get rid of ants?

>>215887517
You don't. Terro is somewhat effective if you want to control the problem in a specific area of your house.

fake asukafag

wtf just got rejected from alfamart

young iwan fals makes me wet

Mustang/Corvette or Challenger?

>>215874728 (OP)
I read this as esidisi

Alô?

Clean your house and never leave any food crumbs behind like a slob

I thought you've went pass your asukaphase?

Coffee time

>>215887833
Coffee enema time

I have a date with a Malay girl. How do I impress her? Reciting quaran? Telling her how she needs to cover up more? Talking shit about Chinese people?

>>215887782
The problem is the level of cleanliness required. It's different when you live in a tropical climate. If you ever lived someplace else you would understand. Like how cereal comes in a box and a plastic bag. Living in a tropical climate the best thing you can do is have a separate plastic container to transfer it into after opening it. If you don't live in a tropical climate you can just roll up that plastic bag it came in without worrying about ants invading it. That's the problem. You're always just one mistake away from them showing up.

malingshits like to say that we are drinking piss because we treat and recycle sewage, but what they fail to realize is that since we supply them with treated water, they have, in effect, been drinking our piss for some time now

dah masuk got noh
fix presiden

chicken rice (with extra rice) for lunch

>>215875232

Those glasses look retarded

I'm buying this.

>>215888304
boleh jogging sama2 nanti

LOL

>KDM
Kang Dedi Mizwar?

>>215887517
>>215887920
Use this if you suspect an infestation. Our local pest control did jackshit when pharaoh ants invaded our home despite months of spraying everywhere but this little wonder did the trick in less than a week. You can also buy cheap fipronil powder online when they start getting picky. Just make a circle around the fresh bait and make sure the little critters come into contact with the poison.

>>215888304
How much is that?

>>215888386
Genestealers = Filipinas looking to have a child by expat

welsh

>>215887386
What did the gook expect honestly. Novelty fades, only microdick remains.

>>215888519
usd 804k

>>215888519
Rm 3.4 million. Or 1.09 million Singapore dollar.

>45 million petot for a property that's barely 800 sqm in lot size
Putaaaang ina

>>215888608
She sex

ANYA NOOOOOOO STOP RUMMAGING THROUGH YOUR MOM'S STUFF!!!

Im gonna buy the rog xbox ally x

hmm

>>215887917
lol please show her you can recite quranic verses by heart
how about that one where muhammad (pbuh) says it's rude to dally in his house
that would make her extremely wet

i always set my teams status to appear away

>>215887917
She's dating a white man, I doubt she's that religious.

Few things more annoying in this world than a friend sending me a message on telegram one second after a gcash otp comes through because I'm trying to buy something.

>>215885939
>>215886144
what the fuck was she doing anyway? T_T
poor brat

Imagine how you would feel if 20 years from now you went back and read all your old 4chan posts

>>215887997
>I just turned 32 three days ago

Grim

anyone from Cavite infected with the flu here?

>>215890864
Qorona?

>>215890864
Aids?

'sup?

>>215888406
Enak yah di filipina, advion lengkap. Di sini ngak ada tuh advion ant. Cuma ada optigard ant.

>>215890257
Knowing her, she prob fell from her 'big' bike. She's the type who can't sit still, anyway. Just like a naughty brat. T0T

SEAbros, what goes on here?

I know they're an absolute monarchy and have a lot of oil, but what else happens here?
A Malaysian once told me it's like a cheap, and extremely boring version of Dubai.

Sup losers.

Hi

>>215892045
fathin lives there

just saw the local BVLL cat on the streets got neutered

>>215892045
fathin lives there

Planning to buy my dad honda navi since hes a beginner in motorcycles... Is it a good choice? should I go straight for honda click 125 or adv160?

stop being tsundere

>>215893605
>>215893625
>>215893655

>>215890257
>>215886144
>>215885939
kayak gini recovery cosmetic nya susah, cantik2 bego banget

I'm the stupidest smart person you will ever meet

ė̛͇̬͆̂̓̀͗v̩̔͝͡ẹ̡̡͔̉͛͢͡n̘̫̳̤̓̌̈́i̓_͖͇̤̋ͩͬͧ̄̒̚͟n̛͈͙̺̖̘̳̭̠̩̬̿̏̈̿ͩ͟͟͟͞͝g̶̷̸̢̨͕̦͕̘͉̻̫͓͕̥̻̈ͧͯͫͬ̈ͪ́̇͆͑̊̀ c̵͙̻̫̹̙̜̰̦̪͌̇ͬ̾̉ͩ̍ͦ͞ȏ͞f̰͐̿f̣̀͐͆̈ȩ̡̛͕̯͖̰͖́̈̐ͧͮ̏̂̾͐ẹ̢̢̠͎̼̮͖̜͓̹̏͗̽͊ͩ̂͋̋͋͛̓ͫ̚͟͢͝͡

>>215893777
Kenapa mukanya aneh bener?

gonna take a nap, all that coffee didn't do SHIT

Sexo with SEA women

>>215893803
are you me

The army just killed 14 papuan rebels.

>>215894491
SEA women aren't real. Wake up, anon.

>>215894563
They were interior decorators.

>>215893601
That thing looks like fun
But click/Vario is more practical here in my cunt when I need to haul up water gallon and lpg tank

free west papua chud

>>215893777
Yg penting masih bisa ngevtuber

>>215894563
Reminder that the propaganda machine is real:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3YsTIfXGBk

If you’re confused why there are so many hateful comments against papua, veronica koman, and so on in Indonesian internet community. It’s disgusting.

200 times is crazy.

Are there any decent casino related jobs that won't get me into a chinese ball torture camp in this country?

>>215895394
>public school
>no niggas went in or passed by the toilet during the entirety of the 200x stabbing
Times change...

>>215895423
Maybe go work in a regular ass casino instead of a chink internet one

>>215895616
I know but In the future everything here will be owned by chinks

>>215895423
All casinos here torture you. Filipinos aren't capable of opening one because the house always wins.

>>215895394
Was there rape involved?

Dumbest crash out ever.

I have a life of brian story idea but instead it takes place in the philippines and the main character is born from a 13 year old single mom in tondo

anyone interested?

>>215896079
yes dm me

>>215895394
Is culprit the usual race (type m)?

>>215896003
Literally who?

>>215896170
>his gf gets pregnant
>she wants to keep it
>he crashes out and kills her
>it turns out the kid wasn't even his
and now he just got sentenced to death, kwab of the year candidate.

>>215896203
>Do all that just to realize he's been cucked all along
>He could've just dodged the bullet and walked away all this time
That's fucking rough, goddamn.

>>215896003
Killing the girl who cucked you is pretty based. Just walk away and do better bro type is the vibe i get from you

>>215894310
Berarti elo bukan target marketnya~ bang

>>215896350
He only found out he got cucked after the fact, he killed her to hide the baby.

>>215896003
he does look like a fag and it deserve him tbqh

>>215896326
what's the best place to live?

>>215895394
>>215896003
Chink-on-chink violence. When will it stop?

>>215896429
the ocean

>>215896003
From CHUD to CHAD. He got more charisma with his shaved head.

>>215896350
>Killing the girl who cucked you is pretty based
Not really. From a purely calculated perspective you sacrifice ever seeing a vagina again for the bitch suffering for a short period of time. Not worth it. Real revenge is like fucking her sister or her best friends.

>>215896516
>Real revenge is like fucking her sister or her best friends.
the real revenge is to force the guy who impregnate her to deep-throat your dick

>>215896535
If I'm being real he helped me dodge a bullet but if he's DTF you know I am too and the bitch is gonna hear all about it.

>>215896503
Wtf is wrong with his face.
Anyways I googled the case. I’m starting to think you guys are posting fake photos and news. No websites mentioned anything about cucking.

>>215896574
There are two different cases being discussed here right now.

>>215893777
jadi scarface entar wkwkwk

rice with chicken curry for dinner

>>215896574
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.astroawani.com/berita-malaysia/pemuda-ke-tali-gantung-kerana-bunuh-bakar-kekasih-hamil-543093%3famp=1

this >>215896003 is old case, happened 2 years ago and unrelated to the school stabbing. however the court just gave the sentencing yesterday

>Had nasi lemak the other day
You malayfags aren't kidding, it's pretty good.

>monitor starts flickering
>car's coolant keeps disappearing slowly and i can't find the leak so im gonna replace the radiator and hoses just to be safe
>unofficial gf quit her job because i ignored her irl
>only ignored her because she left me on read on whatsapp and i just want her to msg me like she did earlier this year when i ignored her
>her ex boss and friends probably hate me now because they know she quit because of me
>some village dude probably hates me now because i didn't smile back at him because i wasn't ready
>two people are expecting me to fix their car for cheap but i don't have time (and i simply dont want to) and now i'm trying my best to avoid them and they'll probably start hating me too
>life falling apart one passive aggressive event at a time
How is your year going my niggas?

long posts hurts my brain

>>215896659
asal pengobatanya di thailand apa korea aman sih, mereka jagonya plastic surgery

>>215896726
wait until you tried nasi lemak with ikan tongkol sambal - terengganu specialty. it's almost impossible to get outside of terengganu.

nasi dagang is pretty good too. i hate it when people here glorify nasi kandar.

Why is it that I can find the energy to go on obsessive trolling campaigns on this website but not to do things that will improve my life? I think it's because I'm comfortable enough. I could have better things. But my life is not bad.

>>215896846
is it because you afraid to give all your effort in life so that if you fail, you can attribute it to you not doing your best, not because of you are not good enough

>>215896503
Looks malay

>>215896928
I guess I like games where I win by default. In work etc there is trial and error. Something failing might not be because I am not good enough but because it was a bad idea in the first place. Breakthroughs come from experimentation. Solving problems causes frustration. It's satisfying when you finally do it. I guess it's like jacking off versus having sex. One is low effort, one is high effort, similar reward but only one truly fulfills you.

>>215896732
Don't do anything drastic, riff
https://youtu.be/ac7NV_XS4xg

>>215897045
I've probably aged 5 years in 2 months because of depression and I was already ugly as hell.

>>215896732
weekly episode of laughing and sitting in the shower.

Manila?

>>215896846
Philippines as a whole does not reward people for working hard or putting effort unlike inclusive societies like USA.

First we have to go back 500 years and what we were under Spanish rule; we were simply an outpost of the Spanish Empire for access to China and India. We never had institutions that would have improved our culture.


In colonial USA the Europeans weren't able to find gold like they did in the pyramids of Mexico so everyone had to put more labor and effort. Therefore they had to put institutions that reward people for working hard and value their own colonists more, including the African slaves.

>>215897310
Well I am making around 20k per month. I can have more. I am basically leaving money on the table right now. It's not a lot but my bills are paid. There's food on the table.

>>215895394
What's the reason for the crash out?

>>215897180
Tret. Or tazarotene. I think Malays can buy Chinese tazarotene online. Brand is lewei.

Are there any decent jobs that don't require a college degree, decent pay, no abuse and no mandatory unpaid overtime under a crap college educated pinoy employer in this country?

>>215897565
I ride on your cock once a month and pay you 50k

>>215897565
Being a barang femboy

>>215897565
Self taught IT work. Learn to set up CCTV systems. Learn how to set up a Mikrotik router. Learn how to run the ethernet cables.

Master installing gentoo and you'll get a job soon

>>215897954
I mean you're not wrong. In this country knowing how to install Ubuntu means you are a step above a lot of college graduates. If you go into business using open source shit means you pocket whatever money would have went to software licenses.

still hungry
will probably buy snacks later

>>215898005
free operating system, poor, idea?

>>215898005
let them rich IT, what about others?

>>215897954
POS system for sari-sari store

>>215898135
I don't think they will ever have those. But the piso wifi setups they use are running small cheap Linux devices like Orange Pi.

>>215898085
>>215898114
Everything you need to know is on YouTube.

why don't konbinis here have automatic doors like in japan
it would remove the poors begging in front of them

>>215898321
They would still linger just outside the doorway begging. The real solution is for the owners to have the guards shoo them away. But it seems like the guards are collecting part of what they get from begging. I have seen them give coins to the guards.

>>215897753
>>215897648
easy way, sex always sells
>>215897866
>inb4 learn 2 code

>>215898444
Well you don't need to know how to code. I suggest these two things. Get a good understanding of how the web interfaces and software used by common products in business environments in the Philippines. Anybody can buy them off Lazada or Shopee but not everyone knows what to do with it. A good understanding of networking is important too. Many professionals here do not have it and I amuse myself by exploring their shitty setups and trying to hack them while I'm sitting around using public wifi. I can tell it's not hard to get a foot in the door in that business. The only problem is competing with others.

>>215898079
Ate two portions of nasi goreng and still ordered a piece of fried chicken and chicken skin skewers

>>215898559
how much for all of that

>>215898780
19 singgit

>>215898559
You need vegies brur

>>215898443
grim

Malem Jumat Kliwon ges
Banyak film-film Halloween

The Philippines does have it's own unique hacking culture. It has almost always centered around the theft of internet service. This started with the iloveyou virus which was merely an attempt by it's creator to harvest dial up credentials that spiraled out of control. As the country moved into the broadband era cable and DSL connections were not very accessible. But 3g and wimax networks were. These were subject to constant attacks. Mac address cloning on wimax. VPN connections that punched through without any prepaid credit on 3g sim cards. USSD floods to trigger glitches that allowed access to prepaid services without payment. Also sometimes zero rating schemes gone haywire, like pinging twitter.com which was zero rated causing free access to all websites. We can't forget Globe zero rating it's own website using cloudflare IPs resulting in free access to 4chan itself.

Boughted a fantech MP903 mousepad and a g502 mouse. Will these make me game better?

>>215899526
We had something like that too
I used to use VPN software called ultrasurf to have unlimited data on provider Three
It goes out of fashion now that local unlicensed isp subscriptions are more accessible and relatively cheap

>>215899724
I remember ultrasurf used to work on smart sometimes I think but it was pretty slow compared to a lot of the good VPNs we used. Nothing like downloading all these GBs over a VPN to the US with a ping of like 400. When I last used these kinds of methods the popular setup was HTTP proxy + SSH tunnel. I am pretty sure this software was made by someone from Indonesia and the Android equivalent is made by a Filipino.

>agile calls it a sprint
>it's actually a marathon, but at sprinting speed

>>215899663
>fantech
White label chindo brand. Have some self respect.

>>215899526
i did not pay 5 years worth of internet due to wimax mac cloning and ultrasurf vpn bypass

>paid all bills
>have enough money to get wasted for the month
>real gf is coming over for sex
>other gf is not pregnant
life is good

Is dual shock 5 adaptive trigger worth it for PC gaming?
I like playing racing games, thinking it would give a good throttling feeling

>larping on /asean/
life is not good

>>215900178
I'm not paying rm100+ for a piece of cloth to put my mouse on though :/

just get a steering wheel o algo

bought two fish red bean ice creams, one vanilla and one matcha
also got 3 corndogs and 1 long swirly potato

FAT

FAT

stop spamming chuds

>>215901029
family mart ke?

just whipped my cock out and there lingered a fishy smell

is this normal?

>>215901096
>tfw family mart is gone
owari da

>>215901100
congrats, your hrt works

>>215901100
medfag here
yes that is pretty normal
start worrying once it smells like fermented fish

hujan gan

>>215896732
>munkaew

Go to bed

>>215901329
my cat can't do that
stupid cat

>>215901021
That could work too
How much for that?

>>215901428
>he doesn't know

>>215901483
>>215901520
WTF I could buy a new GPU with that much money

>>215901122
sucks man, i wanted to try a famichiki, hopefully it returns someday
ministop rebranded after japan pulled out but it's still better than 7/11
only lawson is good nowadays

>>215901627
Welcome to the pain of driving sim.

>>215901587
me and who

>>215901541
>>215901587

honk

>>215901627
>>215901842

>>215900527
I wish I started the wimax stuff earlier instead of VPNs. It was faster and more reliable, at least at first. In the last days it was messy.

hej hej, asean, how we doing today?

were sleeping

if you're all sleeping how come people are posting? curious

idk its midnight/11pm here oredi

why aren't you sleeping, chud, are you a neet o algo?

>>215901652
>ministop rebranded after japan pulled out
at least we ain't missing much
ministop even in japan is run down

i slept in the afternoon doe

wdym, is your sleep schedule fucked o algo?

stop saying o algo if youre not latinx chud

how do you know im not latinx, chud, maybe i identify as a subhuman o algo

>>215902353
Business as usual

racists arent welcome here chud

>>215903580
I just assume everyone is a pajeet or SEAniggers here. Irrespective of the flags.

>>215903620
you came to this city
>>215903636
all latinx is racist, chud

that is so us

>>215903642
pajeets give themselves away because they start screeching about pakis at random intervals

new/baru/bago
>>215903681
>>215903681
>>215903681

>>215903642
im honorary SEAChad, chud

Who the fuck is proud of being a Latinx though


Better be born a flip than latinx, lol

>>215903701
>dead thread before I breathed life into it
>creates a new one
dios mio

>>215903717
flips are white, chud

>>215902066
>>215903667

its autosage already o algo

we go to page 10, chud, respect 4chan site design, chudipino

move
>>215903681
>>215903681
>>215903681

>>215903656
Well, u see. Still got some unfinised business here.

i stay here until page 10

>>215903925
You bring the Feed and I'll bring the Seed.

>>215903866
filipinos think they are above the rules and norms. Explains why their country is such a shithole. Same case with ours.

>>215904069
so true so true, my inDOG sistah

>>215904020
Nah, mate. I don't think u pass the vibe check.

>>215904130
you want vibes? i'll show you to Chuck's. you want to change the world? then Sneed's got whatchu need

weirdos

we built asean on durian and dragon fruit, you weirdo

i agree we need more inCuties rather than inBitches, more Sneedy girls rather than Chucky girls

>>215903956
>i stay here until page 10
based

>>215904530
I will not let dirty aseans tarnish the honour of the 4channel rules, standard will be upheld

>>215901653
the eternal exploitation of simulator games autists

I kneel, whitie.

only when standards are upheld will asean prosper, until then suffering will be your company