Thread 215875402

Homer Simpson edition

get the biomass battery farmed

mousey meltdown

Connor sub edish

Doesnt get more perfect than mid-October.

forgot it was friday today

Every woman claims to travel constantly these days, but where do they get the money for it? Even flights cost a fortune beyond Europe.

Gay porn.

how the fuck is it already halfway through october
it's so over

this the new then is it?

im asking you to think about what you are doing - when you say "fomneg" at me and every one of my posts, because when you are saying that - and calling someone an evil nonce during it - you are not looking good right in the eyes of our lord. when you die you will be judged and things like that are bad for the permanent record and soul. I get that you dont have a soul, but do better or at least try, especially if you do. what I mean is, you should be a man instead of a goyim that got raped from 4chan and made to be this way, and go break free, otherwise it will not look good in the eyes of God, our lord

>>215875378
>>215875378
>>215875378
Heatherpaedo vpn posting about Irish diaspora on the board

nth for the baddiedem

CONNOR

Don’t really like the mousey slander, absolutely no reason to refer to him as a ‘ghoul’

YA BILSH

coffee in hand
at quartre to eight?
what a mad cunting bastard I am

>>215875402 (OP)
marge

scraniel will return
one day

>>215875412
maybe their gym is a swimming pool

do you have a sister?

forgot it was Frida today

>>215875472
the bar job they got handed simply for being a woman

Heatherfag turning anons into shadow chasing schizos

Tantrum :/

>>215875485
I'll be 33 in a few months, very grim

>>215875463
no its wednesday

>>215875472
lass in toil is part time and goes to dubai for a week twice a year
she's either being a glass table girl or is slinging things up her doot on onlyfans on the side

when you die and go to meet god in heaven how do you think it is going to look for you when you make fun of a raped victim just because he became a bad/annoying person by making fun of him for what has been done to him, and calling people evil/nonce/ghoul when they ask you for what you are doing that to him for, when he is still a human being like I am (and maybe you but thats to be seen)
it wont look good and you should change, for the sake of your soul

>>215875487
It's not about the fact that he got raped it's about the fact that he's a paedophile who got raped and now spams 'p whenever someone makes him have a melty

>>215875402 (OP)
Can't believe Homer Simpson would do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjgA-ToMdvQ

bought the fizzy guinness by accident

>>215875553
She's definitely eating her bodyweight in Saudi turds to fund it

yeah they're being heinous
yeah gammondem's calls are ignored
yeah the adjustment is permanent

>>215875539
very interesting Connor my little mate yes, yes interesting

>>215875563
so instead of ignoring him, you go on a missionto get the second person you do this to upset so that he posts cp

>>215875558
is it true your not a virgin? did you shag a girl or a man?

where's rorke
*turns head to the side with my hands cupped on either side around my mouth*
rorke!
*turns head to the other side*
rorke!

where is the anatomical evidence that mr blobby is a man?

>>215875527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coNLfyVb5C8

>>215875487
Fomnyeg

got a jenny nicholson on

>>215875595
not sure about "doing it so he gets upset and posts it"
it's to make sure he knows he's not welcome here because he posts cp you evil ghoul

>>215875599
*oi bhenchod*
*rorke finally appears*

>>215875630
so ignore him

the government MUST step in

could the lad who got steaming last night please come forward there are questions to be answered

>>215875629
where even is she

Women can be funny.

updated my linux kernel

why is mousey an evil ghoul?
he seems quite harmless considering the other oddballs we have

there's no fuckin way toby is religious

reckon the heavens gate lads had it all figured out

if you actually sit down and listen to all 30 hours of 'beyond human' it all makes sense

If you gave me an all expenses week-in-Dubai ticket I'd say no thanks. I'd rather visit Eastern Ukraine

and im not god but you can see how it would look in the eyes of the law

Had one of the worst days at toil in recent memory

>>215875666
there was a brief period when he planned to visit a mosque and ask them questions

>>215875662
I went to 6.17 a couple days ago x
You?

>>215875662
protecting your virginity is it?

>>215875665
when he was off his meds 2-3 years ago he was insane

GCHQ got him a full time carer about a year ago so he rarely meltdowns anymore, he might not seem like an evil ghoul today but he definitely was and still is

>>215875701
How so?

They've got Timtams in the UK now lads
Saw an advert for them today

>>215875701
yet

>>215875666
30-somnething mentally unstable virgin loser has existential crisis and turns to religion to cope. Sad. Many such cases.

>>215875645
>biscuits
:|
>biscuits American
:O

>>215875402 (OP)
i know he is father of kiefer sutherland
kiefer sutherland starred in a remake of a korean film called mirrors

Might get some spanish language rap on, vatos

>>215875720
every single part of this post is wrong and I feel sorry for you

genuinely insane how quick life passes you by as a neet
Age 19 - 24 has felt like 1 year

>>215875735
the fabled brexit benefit

Remember when mousey accidentally doxxed himself haha

>>215875656
More forehead than me and I'm a norwood 3

cvp flow rate spiking

>>215875767
FOLC

>>215875650
what questions

>>215875665
Heathermong and Ziedy are chronic shitposters, mousey lives in actual squalor

>>215875775
Belgium flag did that last night lol they can’t help themselves

WEAPONS FREE, SUPPRESSING FIRE!

screaming
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.gay

>>215875767
Ktim
Now in employment education and training clawing away at lifeberg like a wounded animal

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/cdr61pdxp7dt#player
some big lads here

qt at toil today said "I'm so glad you're here, Anon"

>>215875739
Diego and who else?

tilly norwood is bald ifyouknowwhatimsaying

Got the gay porn on

>>215875767
I was a NEET between 18 and 22, have no memory of that time, no idea what I did every day or what happened.

>>215875656
looks like that sidney sweenie lass

aff tae oxford tomorrow
x

what's the fucking point

>>215875739
Nothing wrong with seeking solace with your Creator

>>215875802
the cuckspammer?

>>215875701
barely slept last night because of how much I was dreading toil

had to work from 8am to 6pm as well and it was really busy but surprisingly I felt ok

why was toil so bad for you

>>215875859
FONT

>>215875881
yeah accidentally posted on a YouTube live chat with his real name the moron

the monkeydem

>>215875886
fairly sure someone saw me wanking in the toilets and have a mystery hr invite for tomorrow

>>215875859
wait for me at the train station

Cute

>>215875530
Wish I had a sister. Would have been interesting to see what a female me would be like.

who tf cares omg

Sir Day Drinker

>>215875866
>Get a clue, have sex, get a life
or
>Start believing in 2000 year old Jewish myths
Quit the dilemma hmmm yes

>>215875665
i think originally it was because of the way he'd angrily respond when people said he was spamming or avatarfagging and it kinda snowballed from there culminating in the peterposting arc where he constantly talked about stealing, shooting people, doing terrorist attacks etc.

>>215875900
lmaaooo
got a link to the thread by any chance?
Does my nut in that bloke

mental how there's nothing after death and nothing in life that makes it ultimately worth living

>>215875924
Would she act like this?

>>215875530
Yh

>>215875826
What’s employment education

>>215875921
platform 4 male toilets
5pm.

>>215875900
thats not his real name you mong

ive always been a catholic but when I say that people dont think im being serious so I keep it to myself

My given names been Connor for three decades so I'd highly appreciate if you'd all stopped memeing the name, ta x

>>215875530
You have a fetish for this don't you? If I ever pop into sverigetraden for a shitpost you always ask it.

>>215875967
Yh, to annoy me

>>215875954
nah, last night 10-12 sometime. I’ve dm’d mr smelly about the poster ‘Connor’ in his live chat and he’s responded, think he’s going to give some more info about it

connor is a pikey name

imagine having a name like connor or josh or nathan kek

>>215876000
See >>215875967

>>215875916
howling
why you wanking at toil

used to fancy my sister and wank with her knickers

Wee specky barm fella

>>215875978
Learning what a job is

Ring the fat fucking bastard alarm I just made too much bolognese (and I'm going to eat it all)

>>215875983
was this meant to be posted under your Brit flag mate?

>>215876017
>>215875971
I see
>>215876000
No, that's a different thread meme, I don't partake.

Sir Poo Steaming

Sir Netflix Drama

>>215875949
i genuinely think he had a major breakdown during the peter poster era

he claimed to be from london, doxxed himself, and to this day claims the peter poster isnt him

connor isn't a belgian name though is it?

Mr Smelly is now aware of a potential pedophile who posted in his live chat last night under the name “Connor” and is willing to cooperate LOL ur fucked mate

corr traitors in an hour
reckon kate garroway is getting booted out pronto

at end of day

>>215876018
Just checked the archive, not really sure how he's doxxed himself there but I'll take your word for it. Hopefully he fucks off

>>215876093
No, it's Irish - originates from the ancient Gaelic King Conchobar, Con meaning hound and Hobar desire - Lover of Hounds. Badass name with Indo European connotations (mannerbund)

>>215876073
do deanoid yanks larp as/idolise tony soprano like how our deanoids larp as tommy shelby or does it not translate culturally

>>215875949
he still threatens to do terrorist attacks, last month he alluded to something with sir keir starmer
earlier this month he was talking about injecting pregnant women to make them have a miscarriage
he is MENTAL

>>215876138
based

>>215876036
Seriously? I never heard of that

Is this a realistic outcome?

why’s he stopped posting

>>215876141
No

>>215876147
the keir one was me

>>215876138
>Conchobar

no thanks mate I'll take a snickers

>>215876161
im still here

if he does its ban evasion by the way

>>215876167
righto

>>215876149
Right? Love my name. No chance in hell anyone cucked is called Connor

>>215876170
how long did that one get you in the can

who's mr smelly

DESPISE how little time there is after toil. Had a shit, a shower, read a chapter of a book and I can't be bothered to do any lifting because it's already 8pm!

>>215876138
>Lover of Hounds
should be a white woman's name haha

>>215876209
20 years

My name has a Latin etymology

>>215875701
tell us what happened lad

Mr smelly is filing a report as he is aware a pedophile posted in his chat

Remember posting in Heatherfag's podcast chat one time and they all wondered where the heck I came from, looked all confused and shii

2 nights at a posh hotel for toil and i get my own room while most people have to share
get in

>>215876236
>pedophile
foy

>>215876224
An alternative translation is Master of Wolves. It doesnt mean lover in the shagging sense

>>215876230
well the thing is that I can differentiate you from the person I asked. not saying how but I can.

>>215876236
Didn't know your dad watched Mr Smelly

he’s gone quiet

>>215876223
I know your pain lad
just try to do some exercise at least, even if it's just a few reps x

Missus got scared by the GP that she might have bowel cancer. Camera up the arse appointment to be confirmed in 4 weeks.
Mad how slow things are in the NHS but fortunately I don't reckon she's actually got it because her blood in the stool number wasn't actually above the threshold where they think cancer is very likely and a test she did a while ago didn't show anything.
Still, bit of a scare when the GP told us about it, the GP was a useless black woman I've never seen before like and her patient manner needs huge improvement

no idea how people drive with hands stuck at 10 and 2
proper NPCs

>>215876232
gimpus runtus?

>>215876055
What's your deal bro

catberg being awfully chatty tonight. meow this, meow that.

sacked tranny reusing his only dogshit zinger

>>215876269
your dad raped you so hard up the arse you turned into a woman

>>215876223
sat down for a bit and got cozy and not even made dinner yet but its dark

think i have chicago town minis in the freezer to scran

>>215876269
you are fully rumbled mate

>>215875886
IT issues mate, I don't even work in IT but spent 2 days with IT support troubleshooting toilberg's laptop (worked until 10pm yesterday to catch up on work I should have been doing) and this morning got called an idiot for changing a password (to a personal hotspot) in front of the entire office. They later apologised to me in private for flying off the handle.

Because I'm the only one in the office who knows how to use a computer its somehow my fault when things go wrong and our IT company can't fix it straight away so I'm getting shat on from all sides. Sick to the bastard death of it

>>215876247
very nice lad
get yourself an escort

girls are just guys who are more happy to have their bodies exposed

>>215876280
I struggled with this a lot during lessons.

Was quite shocked the other day someone on Reddit said they'd had 20 driving lessons and people were saying that was excessive yet I had weekly lessons for over 2 years without a practical driving test

had a dominos pizza for the first time in ages and feel a bit sick
think I've gone off the slop good and proper

>>215876295
Local catberg always chatters when he walks by me, reckon hes slandering me

>>215876317
any good ladyboy ones in oxford?

when I was a little lad I remember I would casually walk around bollock naked in front of my sisters and neither batted an eye

>>215876276
best wishes lad hope it's not cancer

>badass
bit cringe

>>215876280
for me? it's the 8 and 4

time to wipe the hard drive Connor

>>215876340
hard word to use very rare

>>215876336
they fit?

>>215876328
mad a mcdonalds recently and nearly shit myself for the first time in years

>>215876325
>yet I had weekly lessons for over 2 years without a practical driving test
Oh my days LMAO youre an invalid. I passed with three minors after 40 hours of lessons and that was definitely excessive

>>215876295
ever get the odd "mrrrow"? That's my favourite type of cat noise

>>215876276
>the GP was a useless black woman I've never seen before like and her patient manner needs huge improvement
That's every GP in the country now mate. We're fucked.

>>215876276
Hope she's okay

>>215876355
nah

>>215876366
were the two events connected or was it just a coincidence?

>>215876232
Apologise to the people that defended you over the years. You've made us look like mugs.

would you date a tall woman?

>>215876280
9 and 3 is the correct position

>>215876280
Me? One handed 90% of the time
Built different init

>>215876336
doubt they had a microscope on them at all times to see your knob tbf

>>215876366
mcdonalds is proper grim, probably the worst of all the slops available

>>215876336
they're used to bigger and blacker things

english people dont wash they bath towels after they use them

Copano Rickey

Looks
Like ..

Inugami Korone !!

>>215876367
I have mental health problems and I was learning to drive during a difficult time in my life with two suicide attempts taking place in the two years I had lessons

>>215876311
is there no HR
wouldn't tolerate someone calling me an idiot in front of everyone me
reckon you have a legitimate case there

>>215876393
HAGAHAHGAGGBSAF

>>215876428
knock knock
mr smelly sends his regards

>>215876412
even james webb space telescope the most powerful optical instrument ever devised by NASA and ESA's finest minds couldn't resolve my miniscule cock

>>215876325
I passed with no lessons with an instructor. Are you sure your instructor isn’t just fleecing you

the battery that came with the Pokemon Go++ lasted all this time and its run out of battery, all I do when it turns off is turn it back on though
thats like 3 months off this battery. probably going to buy another one of them for another battery and to not run it on no power next time

>>215876435
Alright my point still stands then doesn't it?

>>215876395
Yes

>>215876447
Pretty sure that was the case and after I refused to kill a pigeon they took early retirement because they couldn't cope with me anymore

>>215876440
gave heathermong attention award

>>215876275
Might do a little.

>>215876303
Sitting down is a bad idea.

up to combat level 18 in OSRS x

the couponed mcdemic

imagine it was running on nuclear energy

how degenerate is ordering a takeaway for dinner then getting steaming and ordering a second later in the night? not all the time, just once every couple of months or so

>>215876480
that’s my mate connor

>>215876479
Apologise >>215876393

confused pink ribbon

people call me Mr Smelly... I have TMAU you see

>>215876457
Evening Mousey. Hope you had a good day mate.

>>215876498
You're fucking pathetic.

>>215876491
lightweight

>>215876491
he's done it again!

small boat tutor

i should have become a streamer

>>215876491
>(for two)

>>215876491
How did that only cost £6.73?

>>215876491
Patriot

>>215876491
You had the same yesterday did you not

cant save images anymore becausae my computer has like 2G of space left

>>215876485
only on 14 me but i’ve mostly been doing quests

>>215876395
i'm 5'10", could tolerate a woman the same height or 5'11" but no taller

>>215876491
fat git
that's Iike 3000 calories

>>215876393
I don’t get it

>>215876485
Get in lad
f2p?

>>215876531
oh look its sir hymen snapper

mad

>>215876336
Absolute freak behaviour in your family bet your dad touched up your sisters mate fucking disgrace

>>215876395
This is AI

>>215876546
done Imp Catcher, Restless Ghost etc, i'm trying to get my levels up a bit x

>>215876568
yeah
even when I was a kid I never finished all the F2P quests

>>215876395
saw a woman at aldi the other day and she must've been at least 6'5 and my dick's never been harder

leftypol real quiet about Hamas murdering Palestinian civilians as soon as israel withdraws

draynor gang

>>215876436
Didn't use that exact words but words to that effect. Honestly mate I'm too much of a downtrodden toilsman to do anything about it. Absolute state

>>215876537
i've become an expert at obtaining and using promo codes for these companies. reckon i've had about a grand off them over the last 2 years
the mayo chicken was free with any purchase over £15

>>215876540
yes mate they sent another 2x £10 off to another justeat account i made

>>215876563
i'll be saving the little burgers for later

Sir Andrew Gower
Sir Rune Scaper

>>215876564
People have been defending EW from the abuse he gets here for years. Turns out he was the one giving himself abuse without his trip on all along. It not right.

>>215876607
draynor gang for life man

>>215876577
just checked mine and I'm at 7.693M blocked, mental. Dread to think what it's like these days browsing the web without ad and script blockers

>>215876595
saw a woman at aldi the other day and she had a beard and moustache

>>215876431
Get the live button pressed

Any wasted potential terminally online freak mongboy nightwalker man in

this lad pushing 40 and still doing a madness

Btw I have to go to sleep around 12:00 am tonight as I have a driving theory test tomorrow morning

>>215876531
that's going to be a grotesque deformation procedure.... i'm all for it

>>215876653
what race is this?

>>215876637
sounds like that was a fella

>>215876625
That’s dicked up

>>215876655
blog on

All in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0-AhtIsQbU

>>215876625
mate.. it’s a character.. good lord

>>215876491
Send some my way you fat cunt xx

>>215876652
*jumps up and down while pointing at my laptop*
ktim! ktim! ktim!

All this ire directed at the Belgian is scaring me as we share names. Please don't dox me my accident

>>215876582
it's pretty normal for a young family to be naked in front of each other. Obviously it would be weird to continue doing it past puberty though

>>215876638
I watched this one play Scarlet and Violet the night before it released in the UK because I was very excited to play it myself.
And some white fox character, she caught a shiny

>>215876711
No you’re alright lad, mr smelly has the account details of the Connor we’re looking for and is passing on that information not yours

obviously
she's out of my league

>when you push dat phat oval into katy and feel the hymen break

mmhmm, anuva hymen sorted

off to the incel gym to pump my incel muscles full of incel blood by lifting heavy incel objects

>>215876756
you need help

Sir Darkest Hour: A Hearts of Iron Game

>>215876768
skinny yardie goon hurling through hymens meanwhile

>>215876735
fubuchan

mods

>>215876749
Give him hell

what have I missed here then? nathan been rumbled has he

Can’t believe DTFIC isn’t here to see heathermong’s downfall, he worked so hard for it :(

>>215876735
Basado

Remember one time my sister's TV was very loud and woke me up so I went into her room to ask her to turn it down a bit, and when I got back into my own room I noticed the front buttons on my boxers had come open and my cock was hanging out
thankfully she didn't mention it so I convinced myself she didn't see but she probably saw to be real

post hidden

>>215876735
>white fox character
shirakami fubuki

>>215876838
has the holodem beat malenia yet

what's Grid Master in OSRS?

mhmm sodium nitrate exit bag ordered for his 40th birthday xx

fitmongs exposed

>>215876826
that's from crime and punishment isn't it

>>215876854
i she saw it her mouth would have wrapped around it in seconds dw

>>215876535
>4million

>>215835727

>>215835727

>>215876891
yes

RORKE SPOTTED!

>>215876884
Think it's a self imposed challenge where you have to complete every activity in a set area before you can move out of it

>>215876854
This happened to me once at school, wore some boxers to school where the cock flap had ripped a bit and so my cock was hanging out and right before going into a career advice session with three fit girls from my year I went for a wee and left my fly open. So my cock was out the entire time. I have a pretty small one as well and I’m circumcised so it would have given them a good laugh if they saw it

newberg
>>215863193
>>215863193
>>215863193

come on don't be silly

the post that broke /brit/ coming up next thread

>>215876883
Not yet, Korone didn't stream elden ring last weekend

CC is fighting Godfrey

Nimi is cheesing DLC with river of blood, mimic tear and summons. She talks about elden ring every stream but is discouraged streaming it cause of clip comments (prob not too appreciative of her cheese)

>>215863193
>>215863193
>>215863193

poo

I just wanted to come here to tell you all that I am glad brit will die in 60 days, frequenting /int/ was literally one of the worst phases I have went through in my life

>>215877052
Lol

new
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>>21587540
>>21587540
>>21587540

>>215877011
lol grow the fuck up you pathetic specimen

>>215877040
>>215877040
>>215877040

dreading toil next week know it's going to be a shit one
dreading toil tomorrow and every day to be frank but it's too close for me to fret about it now

>>215877040
>>215877040

>>215876616
teach me