Thread 215877040

trolleys edition

>>215876925
does it reward your main character?

I'm shorting the /brit/ stock
I just don't see any value in this proposition, I don't see any growth, I don't see a market.

Demic

Belgium flag caught red handed.

Do not listen to his false flag attempts saying him and thread co-ordinated it.

Say his name - Connor

>>215877076
you've doxxed yourself, justeat
what a stupid name

>>215877011
omds how many tries has she had for malenia now?

feeling anxious

might shag an escort then kill myself

nth for the holodem

>>215877163
dont do that but sorta based

>>215877163
Take me with you!

might kill an escort then shag myself

>>215877163
why

screm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_eFU7MwO7s

remember lads

toil looms

>>215877153
ktim

>>215877201
dont think thats screm worthy

im playing Pokemon Go right now

I don't think my protein shake has got lead in it, I can't remember

>>215877164
out of all the personalities you always strike me as the most incongruous with /brit/ as a whole

>>215877223
it not right

>>215877076
fat cunt

might become an escort then shag and kill people

>>215877241
we don't sign our posts here

cronem neoliberally spreading cleet on -4

>>215877044
No it's just for the challenge
>>215877080
How do you it wasn't just someone from here having a laugh and it was Belgium?
>>215877097
howling
>>215877217
Nice nice
>>215877223
massive fishy neek

>>215877255
s

>>215877164
who the hell is this

watching the sumo wrestling lads. hope yet for all the fat bastards out there

>>215877264
kys massive nonce

cringe

this is the sad one when there's new aris :£

Never wage. Never EVER wage. Neverwage.

Curled up in bed despondent. Lump in my throat. Whimpering but tears won't fall.

does his... blackness... make you... feel... less than?

>>215877266
I was there, he was spamming about how much he was screaming because mr smelly was reading his comments it’s all there

Really want to be a civil 'gineer

>>215877266
cringe

>>215877128
Korone's at around 322 IIRC, she must beat malenia with yubi yubi

>>215877219
How so?

>>215877276
Nodoka replacement

>>215877310
>I was there
so you will also recall that heathermong asked for someone to put it in the chat

just seen a lovely video of an adorable horse but it was posted by somebody i dont like so wont be giving a you

the state wants to turn us all into serfs

>>215875848
get in there son

*to the tune of rock me amadeus by falco*
nigger anus nigger anus
oh oh oh, nigger anus

>>215877335
Connor mate I was there when you realised after you had made your first comment in the live chat that you’d fucked up and quickly invented an accomplice. Don’t try it lol

>>215877341
she spotted a small boat

>>215877329
i think it’s because you seem like a discord zoomer

>>215877329
>Nodoka
she didn't last long

what gets you up in the morning
what keeps you up at night

>>215877359
>invented an accomplice
its publicly available on the archive

>>215877385
Link it

>>215877354
fuckin referenced th wrong post meant this
>>215875838

>>215877399
It's okay, I like you

>>215877383
>what gets you up in the morning
eventually i need to piss
>what keeps you up at night
the fact that there's no way out

>>215877403
>>215850512

Debating hiring a prostitute and having her cuddle me and scratch my hair and back. Will they laugh at me?

>>215877383
toil

dont cry little purple horse :,

at the chicken shop, you want anything?

am bottom

need a cycling gf

*adds a pinch of beggartick blossom to the thread*

>>215877432
UM x

>>215877428
ask an older woman, remember someone I know randomly saying in the group chat something like 'spent an hour crying and hugging an older woman in bed'

im not wanted
no one cares

>>215877427
>deleting all the posts before that one
Oh my days mate
Also this is you

>>215877355
appreciated this post

>>215877451
would love to see her face bisected by the bonnet of an '04 hatchback

>>215877428
she'll tell all her friends on the romanian group chat LOL

>>215877468
Wouldn't mind that desu but I'd be shy if it wasn't transactional

was on the tube on Saturday when a huge group of about 30 somalis came on, mostly 8-10 year old kids with about 3 adults
the kids were jumping around and stepped on my shoes and were drinking juice cartons that they just dropped on the floor when they were finished with them
picked it up from the floor and gave this 10 year old kid a dirty look as I put it in the bin

not even a rorke but I was genuinely wondering what the fuck has to be wrong with someone to come to a foreign country and act like that and not discipline their kids, genuinely had me fuming

>>215877383
toil
toil

rorke pinap berrying all of the ??? event Pokemon to get lots of berries for the Pokemon which doesnt matter at all its literally a pumpkin bag, and even though he had 1000 candies for it

>>215877483
what do you mean deleting all the posts before that ne

>>215877399
Umm

>>215877473
haha same

>when u feel her hymen puncture
mmm anoda one sorted

don't see many "ah yes" posts these days

>>215877449
I'm tired boss

YAY

>>215877501
They're niggers. End of.

you haven't lived until you've seen a dead body

CARLOS MARX

THERE'S ONLY ONE CARLOS MARX

genuinely dont understand this theres another Australian comedian Dave woodhead who has abbo features but looks white and talks negatively about white people all the time. Are you considered black in Australia if you have one drop abbo blood?

>>215877538
scream

>>215877530
love this lil nigga in rezzy 4

>>215877451
Fit as fuck her

>bought a ps vita to mod on Vinted 5 days ago
>still not posted

HURRY UP YOU FAT SLAG

>>215877501
>not even a rorke
why not

>>215877551
wonder what he is doing with that muscial instrument maybe might going AEEEOEOEOEOEE OOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOE OEOEOOOOOOOH OOEOEOOEOEOO EOEOEOEEOEOEOE AOEEEOEEOEOEEO to no pattern at all while giggling

the spunk wall

want sex
need sex
need love

>>215877551
aussies are fucking weird about this

>>215877501
imagine how undisciplined they'll be with katy when they grow up x

>>215877545
seen some cadavers but i suppose that's different. held a brain

>>215877501
Had a kid on my bus today blasting youtube slop out loud on his phone. I've got noise cancelling headphones and I could hear it through them and music. Thought about saying something but don't fancy my face plastered everywhere and people calling me racist. So fucking tired of it. It's not even just minorities, white people do it too, act like utter scum. Cannot get out of London quick enough.

>>215877547
not my favourite jewish schizo must admit

>>215877568
What you gonna play lad

>>215877355
dr zaius dr zaius!

>>215877582
LOL meanwhile cronem using katy as spunkdoll

>>215877582
Did this for a good seven years in my childhood bedroom, it dissolved the wallpaper and the paint on the skirting board

>>215877582
why do you keep posting my wall from like 10 years ago lad

abos would sing about whitey but they havent invented colors yet

gaming is a vice like any vice it's fine in moderation but the moment you turn a vice into a habit you have a problem and the moment you turn a vice in to a virtue you have a BIG problem.

Sir Auto Trader

>>215877610
move to cape town like i did

>>215877632
im black tho

Big Brother on in 10 lads

>>215877359
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/215849195/#215850512
Tbh I'm not really seeing where you're getting Connor is Belgium from
Just looks like a dude doing what was posted in the thread and people laughing at him for having his name on

Also I was in this thread but somehow don't remember any of this and only remember the picture of the man putting his fist in his arse, how odd

>>215877538
hypothesis does not match reality
met plenty of nice black lads

it's 100% a cultural thing not a racial thing

>>215877575
toil takes up too much of my time for me to dedicate myself to any kind of rorkery

>>215877594
mad how you always find a way to bring interracial sex into every conversation Connor

>>215877610
like I said its a cultural thing. fuckers not disciplining their runt offspring

>>215877643
it’s entertainment. no more a vice than watching films

>>215877643
vice city
now THAT was a game

Right
Which of these cunts do I pick and what do I name them

>>215877663
>it's 100% a cultural thing not a racial thing
Um ok then lol. Guess culture and race are entirely independent and do not influence one another's development

>>215877688
pancham

>>215877688
left one and call it timmy

alright lads, 80 women shagged lad here. Long day at toil just getting in bed now had enough yes I have

>>215877703
right well he's not an option is he clearly as evidenced by being BEHIND them
>>215877704
i'm not gay

>>215877379
I don't like posting in discords, my post history would be there for all to see

>>215877380
Nodoka dipping shortly after A-chan pretty much implied hololive has turned into a souless corpo is an oof. This new girl seems like an upbeat lass so I wouldn't expect her to last long either

>>215877688
please pick chikorita

>>215877688
Middle & call him Lil T

>>215877726
I dont care then

remember that time i spoke to home energy scotland and the guy sounded just like jamie from the thick of it. so much so and because he was actually new to the job that i was convinced it was really the actor researching a role

>>215877643
Everything not in moderation is a vice you moron that's what moderation means.

>>215877730
hm ok for you and what name

we can talk around all we want but it doesn't change the fact that black men are highly represented more than any other race across sports

Can't wait until this shitehole dies forever

>>215877754
pancham

>>215877551
Australia is like every other globalist country and harshly discriminates against white people
If you can do literally anything to associate yourself with another race then of course you would because the government will just chuck money at you

>>215877676
all entertainment is a vice you mong

>>215877754
green

>>215877688
Is it out?
Thought this comes out tomorrow

>>215877754
green

>>215877782
define vice

>>215877282
it's actually really good wtf

>>215877534
HAG LOVE

>>215877688
Totodile(my fave second gen starter), name: filthy archosaur

>>215877652
Why on earth would you do that

>>215877752
the opposite of moderation is not vice you mong cunt

>>215877782
no it isn’t

Reckon I'd be happier if I were uglier and dumber. I'm actually quite handsome, and have enough brainpower to learn most anything, but my disgusting maladaptive negativistic personality prevents me from utilising either, & knowing I am capable of more leaves me feeling constantly unfulfilled and ashamed of myself

nobis pro lemma vobis

>>215877815
ok green it is
>>215877808
Um yes it's out
>>215877821
I picked chikorita because the asked 3 times sorry

need an update on green the chicodile

>>215877702
Exactly

>>215877817
where i'll put your balls if you dont shut your trap

>>215877832
Yes it is. Anything in excess is by definition a vice. Christ you're thick. If you drink water in excess, it is a vice. If you read in excess it's a vice.

no one understands me

>Moment XL Bully is shot dead by police after nine-stone dog escaped and went on rampage around street

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15195641/Moment-XL-Bully-shot-dead-police-nine-stone-dog-escaped-went-rampage-street.html

>>215877849
kys paedo

POV: you're about to hear an absolutely terrible take

>>215877817
vice1
/vʌJs/
noun
immoral or wicked behaviour.
"an open sewer of vice and crime"

ive always liked chikorita she is very cute :>

>>215877870
in excess =/= vice
you dont know what the word means

>>215877870
vice is an immoral behaviour it has nowt to with amount
gamers always seething thats how you know i speak the truth.

the lady doth protest too much me thinks!

new business idea: gex
it's a portmanteau of gay and sex how has this not become a word yet honestly

>>215877881
ah yes the dog of peace

glod

>>215877918
So eating in excess is not a vice? Drinking in excess is not a vice? You have a room temperature IQ. You are unironically too thick to understand what I am saying.

Last friday I fell down the stairs in mcdonalds and ripped my jeans down the middle in front of a table full of women obviously about to go out, I tried to walk it off but my belt lip caught on the stairs as I walked away and I lurched back and ripped my pants further at the gring. I held in my sobs as I limped out

green won her first fight
not that it was particularly challenging

>>215877881
>Zaherali also pleaded guilty to malicious communications after posting a series of messages online targeting the officer who shot her pet.

absolutely deranged

do you lads hold any crypto

and if so, were you impacted by Fridays crash?

>>215877967
>So eating in excess is not a vice? Drinking in excess is not a vice?
funny how you've picked those two which have clear spiritual and health implications and not 'drinking water' - almost like you are aware of the difference and too stubborn to concede

vice city

selling kreara wings 7000000000

>>215877716
Bed at 10 to 9? Jesus wept. A far cry from the life you lived back in your twenties. I suppose when you've lead a life as full as yours there isn't much that piques your interest. No, better to settle down for an early night. I've got a career now. First in the office. Last to leave. A morning jog. A stranger greeted. An Oxford shirt. A green tea. A clue gained.

>>215877619
Simpsons Hit and Run

>>215878009
Feel like I remember this post from years ago

>>215877967
I'm shagging in dearth

>>215878025
Drinking water in excess is also a vice you mong. You literal actual knuckle dragging cretin. Anything in excess is by definition a vice.

In excess is the same thing as a vice.

>>215878065
>Anything in excess is by definition a vice
how so

>>215877967
oh no i accidentally watched too many family guys one single time it's my vice

>>215878065
Is praising god in excess a vice?

>>215878016
ok... keep me updated....

>>215878091
Yes, because that's what in excess means.

ordered an excess of meat for my restaurant, need to kick this vice me

>>215878105
why have you been avoiding proving this?

>>215878113
pretty weird for uma mara

bent pop song of the day is ...

"goodnight n go" by "ariana from the album "sweetener" !!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXJ2hajo6rw

>>215878105
is wanking four times a day a vice?
asking for a mate

>>215878044
Hmm interesting post lad, none of that nonsense though. Oxford shirts and green teas no chance, I’m still a miscreant even though I’m older. Hate working too won’t stay a minute later

>>215878120
shoo spaki

>>215877903
mad how common this photo style is

>>215878126
If you can name me one thing you do in excess that isn't then also a vice then I will literally PayPal you £100. You can't because by definition anything that is in excess is also a vice.

>>215878159
drinking water

https://www.oed.com/search/dictionary/?scope=Entries&q=vice
dunno not seeing it

>>215878150
no I'm new there's another spain flag in here now clue in

>>215878159
>You can't because by definition anything that is in excess is also a vice.
again avoiding this? prove this without repeating your assertion 100 times

>>215878021
>>215878021
yes but not enough to really care

>>215878144
Do you remember number 7 and number 46? My gf has hers written in her notes on her iPhone.

>>215878044
>First in the office. Last to leave
your free will is exercised at toilberg's discretion
no better than a dog

wish we could get guns here so i could shoot myself in the head

getting pure fucking steamed because my on-call week starts tomorrow

Connor, do you go on Joey Cannoli's livestreams?

>>215878168
You drink too much water and die from water intoxication. Next.

>>215878173
i believed you once but i can clearly see your spaki nature now

cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7nrD9sfGio

>>215878221
based

My hair is so fucked and im not even balding really

>>215878159
doing good deeds for people who need help

get fucked set me 100 bob now

who put vicelad in charge of what is and isn't a vice?

>>215878236
damn I watch this lass odd that you sent her in

>>215878237
screaming

Crodie what does spreading cleet mean?

A school prom photo from Donegal, Ireland

a vice is damaging or unproductive activity. it has nowt to do with how much you do it. it gets worse if you do it more but it's still bad the first time you mongs

>>215878177
Still up for grabs. Name one thing you can do in excess that is also not a vice.

>>215878237
mmhmm

>>215878206
that’s extremely doxable info if it was to line up lol, tell me your gfs first name and I hope she isn’t as high as 46

>>215878278
saying 'among us'

>>215878278
drinking water

anyone else getting more homophobic with age?

>>215878269
Heathermong was right all along

>>215878271
gaymers btfo

mental

>>215878302
See >>215878230

>>215878278
breathe

>>215878230
drinking water in excess is not a vice
I forgot the original thing but also you virtue signal by drinking water (im not the original person you were replying to)
I forgot what I meant but it was like, water isnt a vice, you drinking a lot of it and it becoming toxic isnt drinking water because its a vice

got the mental health today lads

>>215878159
Insurance

Um, based?

>>215878269
Do you have a higher resolution version? I want to rate the white girls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh6DDbOuN3w

She's back

>>215878309
he found out she been boppin on dem soul poles

>>215878315
yeah but drinking water's not a vice

>>215878309
mad leafs

im a completely broken human

150000000trillion

>>215878278
Get sunlight

>>215878342
I'm not and have never been a "pyro pup"

>>215878324
If you drink too much water you will literally die.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication

>>215878321
If you breathe too much you will hyperventilate and die.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperventilation

>>215878347
No, but drinking too much of it is a vice. Because literally anything done in excess is by definition a vice. Because that's what 'in excess' means.

>>215878269
All the male white incels at the back

>>215878339
wtf I love russia now

>>215878271
it’s an immoral activity. basically means the same thing as sin just has implications of weakness of character rather than evilness

>>215878309
better than a cold tubbed murder i suppose

>>215878368
why did you ignore my among us post

>>215878368
doesnt make it a vice, and you drink water every day, hypocrite

women in my family too loud and argue too frequently does my nut in slightly might have to buy those noise cancelling ear defenders autistic people wear at this point

>>215878368
Your vice

Is...

Autism !!

>>215878309
usual suspects

An advert for a room specifying ‘no Irish’ need apply from the bad old days of 2025

Wish i had an office job. It's like an adult daycare where you just run on the little hamster wheel for goldstein and get money.

>>215878368
vice =/= in excess. stop with this you mong cunt

hilarious gamer cope from you. shut you trap

>>215878368
avoiding my reply to get out of paying me 100 quid, ey Connor?

>>215878417
I accept your concession. Read more books it will help your literacy skills

>>215878414
cute!!

consequences will never be the same

>>215878368
ok what about gay sex

>>215878433
>>215878298

what the fucking shit are you retards quibbling about now

>>215878342
Reckon this thing is an absolute pig in real life
kill yourself

>>215878269
Ireland is so stupid man
I bet their little brains don't even know why they let in all these immigrants. They were told to do it and just complied
You wouldn't see a smart country like Israel doing this

True...

>>215878433
you need to read, specifically the dictionary so you can see that vice has nowt to do with excess

qed

argument solved by and lost by you

>>215878433
I accept your concession. Read more books; it will help your literacy skills.*

Green is actually a fucking male
It's over we're done

>>215878470
It's been very funny following r/Ireland over the past few years its gone from extremely left wing "let them all in so long as they're not brits :P" to "it's never been so over" in a very short space of time

gay people really

>>215878457
i made an erudite point about video games and they gaymners took it personal like they always do trying to defend their drug problem

didn't even eat today too busy with toil

>>215878478
>had a dumpy ass

>>215878504
Italians are so kino

Irish grannies are the type of people who say mixed-race babies are the cutest
They have no racial survival instinct, and now with increased immigration to Ireland it's really starting to show

snorting a video game

>>215878490
UM x

>>215878478
haha so he was a timmy

>>215878504
she is so fucking fit

If vice means in excess then virtue would be the opposite
So actually starving to death is a virtue x

>>215878504
>vogues
classy bird ar meloni

It not right

>>215877688
Absolutely nothing about that game looks good, mental how shite Pokémon is now

>>215878557
um

>>215878557
Um!! xx

doing video game box black plastic heroin with a cyanide

>>215878558
why not it's just some pokemons in a line

>>215878498
They're so stupid and fickle, man. Their thoughts change like the wind.

>>215878557
FUCKING UM

>>215878557
fucks sake lad

I hate to say it but 'in excess' lad is right. It's like saying 'name a circular object that isn't round'. All circular objects are also by definition round.

>>215878478
would love to see her face all bloody after being fucking smashed with a cricked bat

how do you delete a post

>>215878478
White men act more and more like women every day

just remember to be out tomorrow to clap for the nhs
a lot of people have left it out, but not me, out there clapping at 8pm as usual

can't fucking wait till brits are banned

>>215878643
alri kier

Slavoj Zizek explaining ethnic toilets at three times speed.

Connor, were you in Joey Cannoli's livesteam a few weeks ago?

lots of things we take for granted still blow my mind
computers
batteries
indoor plumbing
satellites

mad

>>215878646
look at that
italian, would fuck like a minx

>>215878646
id be like a rat up a drain pipe with her

>>215878646
UM xx

How many immigrants from India and Nigeria did the country known as Israel take in 2025? And how many did Ireland take?
Their populations are more or less the same.

>>215878676
>>215878697
you just know she goes like the clappers too

>>215878708
Israel has almost double Irelands population

Imagine his cock plunging into her
Would absolutely fucking demolish her

>>215878708
israel isn't full of stupid certin goyim so take a guess

>>215878620
Can't believe you've baited this reply out of me
Round and circular aren't the same thing

>>215878726
um whhy are you pla ying as a girl

>>215878461
She's got some meat on her

>>215878486
My nihas

>>215878747
i am a girl

someone get the new thread posted

>>215878747
That is NOT me!

>>215878725
Oh shit yeah
They'd I'd expect Israel to take in proportionately more immigrants from India and Nigeria

/brit/ lil bit spicy tonight….

>>215878755
Meant for >>215878557 x

saving it like the tiny little happy horse i am

>>215878726
why's my bredrin got a tail

>>215878666
i dont know who that is

How do so many videos fit in the computer? How does that not take more atoms than are available?

>>215878708
Israel didn't have an empire. Ireland did.

>>215878809
It's his hair he's 3000 years old
And never had a haircut

x <3 :3

I have 5000 tickets now (costs 150000000 trillion/33000)

panicking about the toil trip for some reason

>>215878726
Umm

>>215878729
Irish too so even more cretinous

>>215878675
youre black (posted this before the next thread)
post wrist. they are so obsessed with satellites and space
nothing out there in space

WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE POST THE NEW THREAD

>>215878675
for me it's electricity just makes no sense

>>215878885
you

we're going for 500 posts

for more it's video recording equipment. just makes no sense.

>>215878885
are you threatened by its redness?

hold tight lads I'll sort it

>>215878868
bizarre post

>>215878947
>>215878947
>>215878947

>>215878926
it scares me

Ireland sucking in thousands of migrants from the third world with a giant vacuum cleaner while Irish fiddle music plays

>>215877615
He was an atheist actually