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I love Olivia Rodrigo

>>215877800
Hot but is probably a massive bitch

self driving cars are getting pretty good...

I'm completely disconnected from pop culture. I couldn't tell you who the top spotify artists are or what the top Netflix shows are these days

hello

just realized I am unironically addicted to 4chan
I can't do anything without tabbing out every few minutes to check for (You)s
I need to get out of here bros

>>215877996
Then go out anyway

My life is so fucking gay

cummypies, im drinking covfefe

>>215877996
Just get banned

>>215877928
It's all tranny shit you're not missing anything

>>215878060
I got a 30 day for threatening someone on /o/ and I still came back after/never stopped browsing
I never actually /tried/ to quit in the past 15 years but I think it might be time
4chan is to me what tiktok is to zoomers

>>215878129
I quit 4chan for 3 years after escaping virginity and then came back after getting an office job…

>fishtank subhuman
i’ll pay for the sledgehammer that you can use to smash your computer if you want.

Is describing coursera or edX or nooc achievement on resume meaningful in your cunt job hunting?

>>215878129
>>215878232
Who’s this ugly bitch and what the fuck is fish tank

>>215878232
I only watched glimpses of it after season 1
I just find some of the pics funny you sniveling freak

@grok saar is it true?

>>215877853
She cute, I like her more than Sabrina Carpenter - looks wise, I haven't heard one of their songs.

Youtube is becoming worthless. Everything is AIslop made by jeets.

>>215878365
it’s depressing how many classic channels are now using AI to make thumbnails.

>>215878365
I just get animal vids, footage from boats , archival footage from early 20th century, and weird music
But I did have to block like a gazillion channels to get my feed this way

>>215878518
What's gayer?
Soyface reaction?
or AI slop tumbnail?

Ummmm I don’t like this one bit
I may be pro-immigration but that’s only if the immigrants are brown and don’t speak a single word of English

>>215878365
Or wannabe influencers. Or clickbait with AI thumbnails

>>215878559
based if true

>>215877727 (OP)
browsers are such a shitshow nowadays, you either get something that spies on you or has zero extension support
firefox is just the least harmful poison in current year

Ever thought you get AI slop recommended because you watch shit content?

>>215878158
Lol me except about 5 years

>>215878365
The internet will not survive all 1.5 billion jeets coming online

>>215878559
Sweet, I can claim asylum after the government persecuted me for honking in Canada

>>215878721
I got unlucky because I was put in a single desk office right out of college and the boredom brought me back
Went right to /cum/

>>215878801
Tell Trump you support Poilievre and hate Indians

What's your guys favorite and least favorite /cum/ obsession? Politics, trannies, jeets, religion, micro /cum/ personalities etc

Eric the midget was only 3’5 yet he had more heart and more love for life than most people who are 6’5. Brings tears to my eyes to think about how beautiful he was

/cum/ died when Janny brought the hammer down on dora posting

>>215878897
The Stern crew definitely tormented him pretty bad at times. Artie during the heroin phase was brutal and wouldn't even let Eric get his bit in. Not as bad as how they were with Hank though

>>215878874
Politics and /cum/ personalities. Tired of seeing people post retarded twitter rightoid shit.

>>215878963
Idk it was complicated. The stern show definitely gave him opportunities but also probably fucked him up in many ways

>>215879017
Was Stern better than O&A, I've only listened to O&A clips and it was pretty funny.

me in my cunt

>>215879102
literally me

I’ve been posting on 4chan for 18 years
There are posters who were born after my first 4chan post

>>215879071
In my opinion yes, O&A were nothing but stern imitators after all

>>215878897
Actually he was genuinely a really spiteful and unpleasant little fuck, hard not to be when the universe deals you a hand that fucked

>>215879150
Absolutely grim. Will be me in 8 years.

about to rip a hangnail as hard as I can to get it out

>>215879166
Mid-late 2000s O&A became more of a NYC comedian hangout and its own thing

>>215879216
O&A was really funny when Patrice was on with other comedians. Also I like how they trashed each other.

>>215879179
he played up the anger because he knew that was a surefire way to get on the show. he was a tragic figure in many ways

>>215879010
You're just butthurt because you lost a debate

>>215879265
I don't engage in politics slop on here.

>>215878874
Personalities.

>>215879282
Because you're afraid of being btfo

>>215879216
When they had a good comedian on it was definitely great. when they were on their own it was usually shit because they did no preparation whatsoever

>>215879309
And because they hated each other

N

Recently watched when Borat was on O&A and it was very funny.

https://youtu.be/2AhXO4naIi8?t=463

https://youtu.be/2AhXO4naIi8?t=1153

>>215879150
>4chan for 18 years
18 years is 2012.
My first post was in 2010. Still posting, one day I'm just gonna die posting here while I rot on my bed

Wish Jim Norton and Patrice went on the prime stern show
They both would have been great in the Artie seat

>>215879380
quit cryin lil bitch

I am drunk and I wouldn’t be surprised if everyone knew it

>>215879380
reminds me of this

>>215879410
Sent that crybaby freak flying

>>215879416
You are not a good person

>>215879402
patrice went on once or twice

>>215879402
Yep, Norton is so fast
Sucks that Patrice died so young...

>>215879450
Patrice never went on the stern show, you're having Mandela effect

I post on 4chan when I’m doing nothing else so I’m not missing out on any life experiences

>>215879442
Neither are you

>>215879435
I tried to being a normie and exiting. College and employment but nothing worked out, so I'm back here

>>215879410
>>215879441
Fuck you cunts

>>215879477
stupid ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKZH-DLFePw

>>215879491
im pretty sure some of us are destined to never graduate to normiedom

>>215879514
WTF

>>215879514
nice

>>215879538
apologize

>>215879491
>>215879530
Dw at a certain point in your 30s you just stop giving a fuck, it's liberating

bbc messaging me on grindr award

I care too much. That’s my problem

>>215879573
I'm sorry sir

watchin destiny

Pokémon go glitched out and now I’m at level 50

>>215879664
In every human relationship, whoever cares more loses

>>215879591
oh i dont care but dadberg seems to care. he has brought up the gf topic but the frequency has been steadily decreasing

Nig Nogs

>>215879530
>>215879591
Idk desu. I'm watching everyone my age get married, kids, houses, stable jobs. Everything I do ends in a rejections.
I'm having a hard time coping with it. Why am I being punished? Somedays I just want to walk out and go be a hobo or die

>>215879732
>Everything I do ends in a rejections.
explain

>>215879708
My family hasn't asked me that in years. I don't even remember the last time they did. I'm 28 now.

>>215879708
Yea they will eventually give up hope eventually too lmao, give it time

wish I had a nice twink ass to fuck or alternatively a nice twink to fuck MY ass

>>215877800
>girl writes comfy sad songs by herself
>gets some attention, puts together an band, more attention and success
>decides to take on a pop star whore aesthetic
very disappointing. she seemed like a good one at the beginning there for a short while.

>>215879871
jason is available to satisfy all your sexual needs

>>215879909
what part of twink don't you understand?

>>215879769
>was a NEET for almost 5 years
>went to college for shitz
>did make some frens but they eventually moved on
>idk could've gotten pussy but too autistic
>can't find work for over a year now
>saddled with edudebt
This is as an old incel zoomer all I do is sit around and shitpost. No prospects no nothing

>>215879901
>>girl writes comfy sad songs by herself
>>gets some attention, puts together an band, more attention and success
>>decides to take on a pop star whore aesthetic
that's the natural progression for most women

>>215879928
see >>215876375

i'm gonna goon if you guys keep making mopey posts
don't force my hand

being alive sucks cock. love, a sense of accomplishment, transient joys are the only things that make it bearable. i have none of these therefore i should kill myself

>>215879901
I enjoy her sexualness

fuck a fucking duck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know some smart people

>>215879989
Let me vent. Go have a sadfap

>>215879901
This is literally every female pop artist and most of the other genres too. Just look at Miley Virus or Billy Eyelash

>>215880043
I wanna plap Billie so hard. I love that resting bitch face, it reminds me of someone.

>>215879938
grim. have you tried /fit/maxxing?

>>215878811
For me it was WFH

>>215880091
She likes negroes unfortunately

>>215879984
Is that you? He's cute. I'd suck him off for sure

>>215880172
That don't bother me, If she wasn't famous I think I would have a chance in the right circumstances.

>>215880197
that's jason

>>215880105
Yeah I'm relative /fit/ lean but I'm a manlet so that's a big nerf. I think about talking to someone at the gym but idk would probably backfire

We need some anti-fag pogroms. Somebody get Czar Drumpovich to organize a few.

>>215880214
I know I was just joking

we need some anti-chud programs

>>215880237
Planning on kys?

Lost like 15-20lbs by not drinking for 6 months

I can contribute

>>215880346
Based

>>215880286
>Minor spelling mistake
Chud supremacy wins again
>>215880294
>no u
Wittiest cock-smoking butt pirate

>>215880346
What were you drinking

>>215880410
Aristocrat vodka

>>215880237
you're just a chud and you can't get laid so you're pent up. let me suck your cock.

I drink every single day and I weigh 158lb
(I’m 5’11.95)

>>215880443
What do you drink

>>215880434
I have a gf, miss me with that homo shit unc frfr

>>215880456
Vodka

>>215880471
You don’t feel an urge to eat after drinking ?

lmfao

I CAN't BREED AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

unbelievable that we’ve never seen blackops2cel ‘jakked. that idea could have serious legs

does anyone wanna be twitter mutuals with me :3

>>215880565
Ya :3

>>215880571
what’s yours :3

yep

>>215880565
I don't have personal twitter.
>>215880586
would drink a beef and smoke some cigarettes there after eating tacos

>>215880492
Sometimes but only if I haven’t eaten, and even then I don’t keep eating after feeling full, I also smoke weed every single day and it never leads to “munchies”

>>215879938
College is a scam, its only good for fucking around when you're young (only if you have those abilities)

>>215880610
We all agree the reboot is non-canon right?

keep in mind that this girl was sending me underwear pics and telling me how hot i was up til last thursday before we were gonna hang out on friday before she ghosted

>>215880619
I'm in the background of one of the many pictures you've taken but never said anything.

>>215880649
correct

>>215880619
>Rio Culo

>>215880565
sure, my @ is loneliest_fart

are dead people smarter than living people?

>>215880658
>that soy ass reply
If she's already ghosting (you), might as well go out with a bang

>>215880676
post selfie. you looked pretty handsome in your last pic.

>>215880658
fucking hoe, you shouldn't have written that message, you should've said just OK

>>215880687
No, dead people have 0 IQ. Living people tend to have an IQ higher than 0.

watching cop cams

>>215880565
@BWC_bully

>>215880693
it’s called playing the long game. i know we’ll fuck eventually and when i do ill show her bf our messages and block her

>>215880658
>texting someone who’s ghosting you
Never did that myself but I also ghosted a lot of women

>>215880733
Based

>>215880747
i aint clicking that shit nigga

>>215880701
One was enough

>>215880750
>i know we’ll fuck eventually and when i do ill show her bf our messages and block her
bro is diabolical

>>215880811
planning on banging that aussie chick?

>>215880789
Twitter IT jeets trying to keep my BWC content down but allow any bbc stuff smdh

>>215880676
>>215880811
SOVL

I support carthage over rome

>>215880851
Fucking fuck...I've never had any of these

>>215880874
>supporting semitic baby killers
Just like Israel! Classic America

>>215880747
ngl you're not very active on twitter

>>215880893
>t. fell for roman propaganda

>>215880658
Should've just ghosted her

>>215880929
>just ignore the thousands of years of semitic child sacrifice bro
Moloch's strongest soldier here

>>215880956
there is nothing wrong with sacrifice to the gods. rome also did it

>>215880965
post selfie you faggot

>>215880901
I will be honest with you, I just made that account up.

>>215880565
Yes

>>215880994
lol

OH MY FUCKING DAYS, MATE. I JUST CAN'T FUCKING BREED.

>>215880829
No, she's just a friend, and she's not down here yet. This was an emergency trip it was unplanned, I'll be here a week and then I'll go home for 8 days then I'll come back again and see her here

>>215880967
>sacrificing your kids is the same as sacrificing a goat or cow
I was joking before but this is a suspiciously semitic post

>>215881044
I bet she's making something tasty

>>215881044
thought you all hit it off the other night

jesus was a jew and supported israel's right to self-determination

>>215880990
Maybe later this week

Every day, I wake up happy and open two gifts from God: my eyes.

I’m in love

>>215880658
>I'm in a relationship
>lemme send nudes to some dude
Kazakhstan

>>215881131
They do be like that unfortunately

>>215879770
Im 25 my mom stopped asking me right around when I hit 23
Now she just stares at me with eyes of deep disappointment but never says anything

>>215881086
trvthnvke

>>215881068
Yeah this place is very traditional and they have good food.
>>215881084
She just likes hanging out with me when she see here

>>215881145
Why? Just be single and fuck around no problem. I'm an incel and I don't get it

>>215881174
you're a handsome faggot. she just wants your dick

>get a random call
>it’s about a job application I put in two months ago
>moved 300 miles away and got a job that pays more already
HR whores….

>>215881174
It looks fucking great man, I love places like that.
>>215881183
Idk, some girls are just hoes, they like the attention and the fact they have choices.

>>215881200
I agree, she wants that dick.

>>215881161
>Now she just stares at me with eyes of deep disappointment but never says anything
Lol my mom once said to me "Anon you used to be such a happy kid. What happened? Now you're just weird?"

Lmao just getting my ass beaten at home, school and just about everywhere did not help

>>215881235
>Idk, some girls are just hoes, they like the attention and the fact they have choices.
I'd say most would if they can get away with it

im starting to workout
and im gonna bake some salmon tonight

The broken tree on the right that got damaged in the last storm that's called a gringo tree. It has reddish brown bark that's really thin in it peels off.

Only one video posted on sharty so far

>>215881086
>Modern Israel is the same as Biblical Israel
Fell for it again award

i can't breed

Anyone here watch the Argentina murder video or livestream? What did he even do?

>>215881535
You already posted this

>>215881233
My friend got a call a year after his application.

>>215881161
My parents are a bit nicer than that. My dad hardly says anything, but occasionally might say something that signals he wishes I would do more with my life.
My mom just wants me to be happy. She also will often say I used to be so happy when I was a young child.

>>215879915
I voted for this.

>>215881710
I already posted this
What are you going to do about it pobrecito?

>>215881737
Meant to quote >>215881293 as well

>ChatGPT is set to become more permissive. Starting in December, Open AI's AI system will also allow erotic content. This was announced by Sam Altman, CEO of Open AI, on the X platform. This content will be accessible to “verified adults.” Altman said that the company wants to follow the principle of “treating adults like adults.”


Altman just killed women.
Chuds won.

Crazy how Filipino niggas be like hello my name is Jacob Garcia

You will never represent a girl's erotic dream. You will never be wanted. Girls will never look sexually at you. No girl will touch herself at night over you. You will never be loved, valued or cared about at all. You're an incel who never even got close to a wet pussy, you rot at home and jerk off to fetish-porn all day long in your dark basement, because women are naturally repulsed by your inferior genes.

anyone else here cooked salmon before?

>>215881851
Yup!! Salmon is yumyum!! :P

>>215881851
Yea

>>215881823
Named something like Ryan Bingobingo Rodriguez

>>215881841
Wrong on literally every single thing you just mentioned

>>215881851
several times

>>215881841
Not true for me

>>215881841
nonsense
>>215881851
yep

>>215881899
>Jason Badabingo De La Cruz

>Wrong on literally every single thing you just mentioned
>Not true for me
>nonsense

>>215881902
I own this boat

>>215881841
i honestly stopped caring

>>215881791
Just shows they're getting desperate for revenue that isn't coming in.

I am going to die alone

>>215881791
Sam Altman needs to fuck my ass

>>215882009
You deserve it

>>215881943
Can me and my Amiga go with you on it?

I have never bothered on looking up the translations of lots of English words I learned because I don't speak with anyone here.

>>215882011
Zaddy…!!

>>215882014
This (you)?

>>215882023
Klaro k siiii
El Papi Chupando invites you both

>>215881940
lol

Wait you guys actually never had any girls send you pictures or videos of them flicking their bean and telling you to come over in college? Did you not have a FWB at any point?

Why do (You) care about girls so much?

>>215882082
I'm a truecel you dumb cunt

>>215881841
It was destined to be this way.

>>215882082
I never went to collage but I've been to dorms and what not

>>215882034
Need more context
It said I pick it up but never specified if I put it back or keep it out

>>215882085
Its in my dna

fuck these "only type the letters with a white circle above them" captchas

>>215882085
We're biologically programmed to want them.

>>215882253
Why are they ignoring him

>>215882295
He's a sub8 whale

>>215882085
I don't. They're a waste of time and money.

>>215882307
huh?

>>215882343
recessed maxilla + ick vibes

>>215882343
He's referencing girls ignoring any guy who isn't at least an 8/10.

>>215882363
His mandible not his maxilla you dumb chud

>>215882363
>>215882371
lol, but he isnt, hes cute

>>215878365
youtube's been dead for years.

What ever happened to Emma Watson?

>>215882426
I gave her dick so good she decided to retire from the showbiz

>>215882426
She got old and lost her youthful beauty as happens to all women with time.

>>215882455
pedo freak

>>215882426
She now looks like a handbag

I am going to kill myself

>>215882452
he gave her that peccorino romano

>>215882483
look at those skin wrinkles dawg

https://youtu.be/fWg7iDUwk0s

Hasan really should just man up, take L and piss off back to Turkey

>>215882506
He should finger my ass with his dick

>>215882537
Ooookay weirdo

why do people like this lie so much about chicago
like sure if you stay in the loop or go up north it's fine
but south really isnt very nice
i went to hyde park which is like the nice part of chicago and even just as a visitor i could tell
the university was more like a fortress than a school place was absolutely crawling with security like ive never seen on a campus before
probably cause the school is surrounded by nogs
i took the bus to get back to the subway station and yeah... didnt seem so nice to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEIhHB-j_PU&t=54s

My closest neighbor's house

>>215882568
this is it for me
them cali folk do be like that

>>215882568
I had sex there

>>215882582
looooool

>>215882506
He should fight Sam Hyde and if he loses he fucks off back to Turkey

Bottle of Corona down the gullet
Love me Pißwasser

>>215882537
Destiny...

>>215882469
Statistics show that the median age of "peak attractiveness" for women is 21.
Attractiveness in women on it's most basic level is a combination of neoteny and curvature. The ideal of this along the spectrum is different for every man, but there is a median. What usually distinguishes a woman who still seen as attractive even in older age is how curvy she is. It's why the stereotypical image of a sexy milf is very voluptuous. As youth (an aspect of neoteny) fades the emphasis on curvature in woman's attractiveness rises in proportion. If you lose one thing you need to compensate by having a lot more of the other.
And if you're a girl who is rather flat, well you should try to really focus on taking care of yourself and your skin and extending your youthful look for as long as possible. It's important to act your age for other reasons but for sexual matters they should play into acting more girly and cutsey.

>>215882613
Good beer, Pauliner and Erdinger are some of my favorites, and Hoegaarden

crazy that this guy has enough money for 2 properties but only a wide enough social net to blog to us

group chat got leaked

>>215882687
>only a wide enough social net to blog to us
?
/cum/ is a prestigious and very sekrut club

>>215882687
He's annoying tbqh

>>215882555
they have to pretend like crime isn't real in order for their goody worldview to make sense

>>215882720
blogfags tend to be (see the selfie-posting foid, jason, schizojeet, etc)

>>215882506
hasan should kill himself since he is a leach and literal psychopath

>>215882745
absolutely deranged if you think anyone is reading this
kys cunt or congrats or w/e

>>215882712
did you say the n word?

>>215882771
when you see it, you'll shit brix....

I'm back, back in the new york groove.

>>215882809
No you're not

>>215882771
looks like a mosquito infested hell hole
hate those little shits

At the grocery store today I saw a tall and skinny 20 something latina who moved about the aisle like a nymph. I wonder if she's a ballerina, I've never seen someone move so gracefully and melodically. it was like she was floating on air

>>215882857
She's getting fucked by Chad, Jamal, and Sergio (Latino Chad)

>>215882633
This is all true. Did you type this or copy and paste from somewhere?

>>215882831
Its a song, retard.

>>215882789
Was there a Jaguar sneaking up on me?
>>215882849
I've never had a mosquito problem just a few biting gnats

Finito

>>215882857
it was a latinx and youre a faggot

>>215882910
fags can't move like that, the male skeletal structure doesn't allow it

>>215882907
Oh okay

>>215882857
She was excited to be fucking me later tonight

When and why did the term “jailbait” fall out of fashion?

Oh boy

new
>>215882992
>>215882992
>>215882992

>>215882985
a lot of porn sites banned the term because people were posting cp and theres no way to really check from a video if someones 15 or 18

>>215882985
it was probably around the time the jailbait subreddit got banned

>>215882894
Read it on a woman's blog. She believes in objective standards of beauty. Is a chud in her own way. You can tell she believes in natural law and hierarchy. Even wrote a piece saying there is nothing wrong with human enhancement and that the ugly, stupid, deformed, etc. should be genetically/biologically engineered away and that AI will enable that kind of power to modify humans. She defends girls getting whatever cosmetic surgeries they need to improve their looks.
She wrote a piece meant to help girls improve their sex appeal where I took that info from. You can have whatever opinion of her you want, but it does sound convincing when you read it. Can't post link because filter thinks it's spam.