Thread 215878947

big gay following edition

>>215878947 (OP)
Just did a really long fart.

>>215878947 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKqj2Ih0piE
good edish

>>215878843
don't panic it will be ok

Whats the point of toil if you arent making $100 per hour

Vex Manor

/brit/ meet up location

>>215878947 (OP)
>you fancy a bum?

cooooorrrr

>>215878992
i dont want to go i look like shit

>>215878964
using hitchen's razor on this, you provide no evidence of your long and stinky fart to my nostrils then I can just discard the claim

>>215879001
He doesn't have to lift up too high to gain access
In fact he doesn't need to lift up at all given his size

for me it was neg's urban sports

>>215879045
ohhh
she on some wexit shit

>>215879049
$10 million or a chance to wait that table?

just played a steam demo

>>215879027
i'm sure you look lovely

Very funny how Graham Lineham was a lefty but then dipped his toe in with a bit of TERF and is now a full-on muslim-hating rorke
Lost his career, wife and kids too haha

>>215879079
i was there

>>215879090
Would love to give those convos a nice sniffing

my brother-in-law keeps slappig my niece's buttcheeks and I find it disturbing
am i wrong?

if the UK had brexit and it ended up with less EU migrants and literal boatloads of Middle eastern and African migranrs what'd happen to western Canada if they do wexit cause they already sort of get that along with Indians

>>215879055
Wish the bunny boiler would come up to me

>Watching The Hoobs to reminisce a bit
>Get to this shit
>https://youtu.be/zNRMrca1uzA?si=qo1baJBvCC7sbjVS&t=637

I cannot describe the hooble-motions I am going through watching this

Even better, near the end of the episode, they visit some tiddypeeps eating watermelon, and it's a fucking black kid lmao

Wow

>>215879114
I bet they smelled great
Like Crimon Victory by the House of Cronem

>>215879055
couldn't do that now because of woke

Thinking of ways to sponge more money off a government that wants my ethnic erasure. Already get £400 standard UC, £560 PiP, full HB, zero tax and half price internetty. Was looking at ESA but think they just take that out of your UC. Will be kindly asking motherberg to ring about disability premiums next week (disability claimants who ring themselves get their applications thrown in the bin), shall be looking into bus pass and rail discount too.
Government hates me so they can fund my neet lifestyle! lamoo.

Was it absolutely inevitable that after Brexit, immigration from brown countries would increase?

>>215879021
int this Noel Gallagher's daughter?

>>215879162
Oh no! Surely that is the end of the white race!

.

>>215879227
according to sod's law I think so yeah

>>215879055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfD8pq6oZhw

>>215879192
LOL

>>215879174
Never watched this, fuck off being up at 5am to catch it. Pisstake.

the blue one hates it when i post the M one

>>215879227
under the tory-labour thousand year reich, yes. under a rational government acting in the interests of it's people, no.

gymtoil done so yeah there's that

>>215879021
why does it say tokyo on her arm

>>215879223
How do you splurge your money?
It's hard not to go over the 6k savings limit for UC when you get UC, PIP and full HB

dey smell great like da coco butter dey rubbin on each other batons and battys x
ohh it steamy in dere xx

We like gold and diamonds because we stem from Kings

>>215879223
Need to get yourself on Motability lad

Watching Kurt Angle vs Chris Benoit at the 2003 Royal Rumble

>>215879027
Where are you off to for the toil trip lad

I DESERVE TO BE SUCKED

mmhmm get dat money scamming lil timmy x

>>215879223
Based

>>215879313
(near) oxford x

>>215879314
me at the black hole getting annoyed that time and space is deforming around me but im unaffected

>>215879227
yes
the country is dying the only way any politician can keep the line going up is importing more workers. people like this mong >>215879223 are the problem

>>215879281
she competed in the tokyo olympics

>>215879339
s

more of a yazoo boy myself

thinking about going for a little night walk (near) oxford

this idiot has been here spamming since 7.30am fucking kek, your dad must be the most disappointed man in his son on earth

Thats four mars bars and half a pack of digestives down the gob
Also some dark chocolate cos its healthy

wtf

>>215879392
platform 4 toilets 5pm tomorrow.

what's the point
what's the fucking point in it all

Oh no they released rapelad

Have to sit for a wee because im bricked up for no reason

>>215879404
wrong
there are white men with hapa offspring

>>215879392
hello literal retard (near) oxford doesn't make sense in your sentence
spacker

>>215879420
In freedom lies clarity
Loosen up a bit

off to /asean/ for a wank

>>215879440
not sure that’s worse than this desu

Why did you go to school?

>>215879447
you've done it now lad
best wear a buttplug to keep him out

"bricked up" is such a shit term for having a stiffy

>>215879469
LOL

I poo standing up

>>215879480
>>215879438
sometimes do this for a treat

might get some backyard ballistics on then

cronem outside
timmy inside

>>215879339
laughed
>>215879440
my dad would message oriental girls on facebook and flirt with them while my parents were still married so if I had hapa children he'd probably find it based

mad how i spent 10 years in the army acquiring skills that are non transferable to life post service, proper con really one way or another we all end up in an office

>>215879488
didn't know you aussies said stiffy
bet yanks don't say that

>>215879469
girl in the pink is communicating telepathically with girl in the jeans jacket
she's telling her what they'll gonna do to onyx 14 at breaktime

>>215879452
I've got a hairline like the lass on the right but im "balding" according to this anti-white clownworld

got a 3 day ban for reporting heathermong again
might have a melty x

>>215879542
Calm down Liam Neeson

>>215879404
Telling on yourself a little bit here mate x

this is jokes, the level of autism this must take are off the scale

>>215879568
*slowly retreats into the bushes*

ok i will catch it !!

know this is a virginous question, but any man use hyprland?

Can't believe MrSmelly wrote down Connor's fragrance suggestion

>>215879566
>mlp
>ban evading
>announcing a report
>complaining about the moderation

>>215879566
fucking nightmares

>>215879542
still got more skills than I'll have working as a "business analyst"

>>215879566
LOL get rekt minimod freqk

please dont say that word little purple horse :c

anyone here quit wanking? I want to just don’t know if it’s worth it

>>215879547
Suppose the more culturally unique term is "cracking a fat"

>>215879615
I'm also 4chan staff and 15 years old

kill this poster in real life>>215879609

plant bombs in keir starmers car

>>215879570
I’ve done a days work lad lol, I had a look on here this morning this loser is up going mental at 7.30 and 15 hours later he’s still going. I’m quite impressed desu he’s the single biggest loser I’ve ever seen

I'm catching it

>>215879632
haven't done it in over a year, simply don't want to

>>215879632
in what way is it not worth it

>>215879332
used to live in Oxford
its a right shithole outside of the centre

>>215879542
bet you’re a fat mong

thousands of hymens about to endure violence

>>215879641
And how do you know he hasn’t done the same?

>>215879632
It's only worth it if you're confident you can get a shag. If not then keep wanking or you'll have an incel melty

>>215879642
thats a sheepuff

Have a nice evening /brit/

>>215879657
Er.. you don’t get to wank anymore?

cronem 2 stepping and getting jiggy wit it
lil timmy wanking at home x

>>215879681
Is he ok?

>>215879632
Quitting's easy I've done it loads of times

>>215879642
what specific pokemon game is this and what's your favourite pokemon game, never played anything other than pokemon go myself for a couple weeks

>>215879632
yeah do it every now and then but what's the point I'm 33 years old and never had a shag not even once

Dulcinea sexarse

>>215879695
For me? Pokemon HeartGold
And this is Legends Z-A
New one
Pirated it tho not paying

>>215879656
Do you have sex
>>215879657
I mean like this >>215879674

thousand hymen dressing

Mental how I know for a FACT that tens of women (if not hundreds) have masturbated over my cock and begged me to worship it (probably a few bent men as well) yet I’ve never had sex - not even a single time!

>>215879542
>early departure payments every month
>fat pension waiting
both things the average office drone won't receive

>>215879673
because I’m not a spastic, I know he’s a NEET freak

>>215879223
>a government that wants my ethnic erasure.

The "government" doesn't want anything else but making profit and oppressing. The state and the bosses don't want you dead. They don't want you alive. They want you functional and squeezable.

>>215879682
Does she fuck blacks

>>215879721
LOL

timminem goose stepping and getting weird about it
lil Ziedy sweating in the basement

>>215879714
>I'm 33 years old
ktim
>never had a shag not even once
ktinm

>>215879542
these kind of skills?

>>215879717
consider pokemon black 2 or pokemon white 2
last 2D games and arguably the best ones x

>>215879724
tell us more

33 and shagged 80 women me

>>215879682
pics like this make me think about how long the average girl spends on getting ready in the morning

must be an absolute age, cannot fathom how they have the energy

my eyes are bloodshot from how tired I am for several hours in the morning and that's on a good nights sleep, literally feel like a zombie until midday

>>215879734
If you’re talking about the Belgian he isn’t a NEET, he’s paid well by his sponsors to post here. And he has other hustles going on

80 and shagged 33 women me

>>215879624
what does a "business analyst" do

>>215879756
Well, I like them both and own them physically and they're great games but Pokemon Black and White 1 left a sour taste in my mouth cause I couldn't use my old Pokemon for a while

Ive personally shagged 81 women

>>215879778
give it a rest

>>215879768
thought you said you were going to bed

small boat cronem chillin in five star canary wharf hotel paid for by timmy

downloaded an emulator to play pokemon black but it was gay as fuck how can you play that if you're older than 12 years old

>>215879778
aye he rents his arse, we know that

>>215879632
cut down on wanking a lot when I moved out
feels grim doing it when you live with strangers. will probably wank like mad when I eventually live alone though

>>215879784
why can't we liquidate both groups?

These are the people who want migrants to have an A-Level in English

>>215879808
I’m in bed, not asleep yet however

>>215879755
the majority of benders i came across were american, closely followed by australians

>>215879632
You should quit eating first

>>215879788
same but i respect the attempt at a soft reboot
bw2 are heaps better than the first game in many ways

Doing a poo

>>215879826
Believe they call this Bational Bocialism

Shieys music is fucking WANK
Nigga needs to stick to train hopping and exploring abandoned nuclear bunkers

>>215879717
looks fun honestly
>>215879720
no and don't even want to either

>>215879831
they should drop the pretense that it's for this reason or that reason that they don't like immigrants
they should just come out and say they don't like brown people full stop

Zack Polanski? That’s my favourite politician mate

>>215879826
Need a bigger blender. License is in the post.

AND DID THOSE FEET IN ANCIENT TIME

Might take up trainhopping

>>215879866
What do guys like him and David Cameron do all day now that they're no longer in politics?

What do they know of Europe?
Who only Europe know?

wearing my new stripy white brown and orange autumnal jumper tomorrow
:)

Come to the University of Leicester

The best part of 10 grand a year for this

what do you lads think Bashar al Assad has been getting up to recently

ask me anything you want and I will answer truthfully (no dox)

Is a shag counted only when you cum inside?

>>215879786
i basically just go into a project and ask questions about what the business needs and why and.... erm ....make documents that no one reads

Zac Polanski is a midwit by Jewish standards but a big brain to goyim brainlets

>>215879912
Your fault for picking a joke course
Retard

>>215879839
yeah some of the designs are quite good on gen 5 pokemon
personally favourite? Scrafty
Got a mega

>>215879912
One of these is not like the others

the very finest birds eye tempura chicken steaks have just entered the chamber to be fried by air

No I will not watch the Traitors or the Celebrity Traitors

>>215879927
Are you on UC and PIP?

>>215879922
it's been reported that he's playing vidya in moscow, the good ending honestly being a dictator must be a massive headache especially one in a state that's at war

>>215879929
personally I think having sex with a condom isn’t really losing your virginity, your penis doesn’t touch the vagina.

>>215879912
Elliot Roger famously a leader

>>215879922
Shagging his wife ten times a day and performing surgeries on wealth Russians - good on him, he never wanted to rule Syria

>>215879786
Asking copilot to do up pivot tables

>>215879912
LMAO
You pay to be indoctrinated? To become stupider?

>>215879877
get nato left
get gaza sorted
get the breasts enlarged
get the sexes changed
forget the green policies

'bout to spark up

who's nathan
who's connor

>>215879935
Genuinely don’t care mate. He’s my GOAT

>>215879946
i like chandelure and scolipede :-)

lulz

>>215879966
No I’m in full time employment

99% of people saying they have autism don't have it
If you're not memorising whole telephone books in minutes like Kim Peek then you don't have autism

>>215879947
Only one can claim to be a supreme gentleman

>>215879959
Thai nuggies? Excellent choice sir.

>>215879976
what if you had sex with a grown mans arse raw at 16 because you were bicurious then never had your willy in anything since?

>>215879912
It's Elliott with two ts and Rodger with a d

>>215879784
>AI flags

what do you lot do for work

>>215880010
Why would I memorise a list of everyone your mum has had sex with?

>>215880007
Not that I care about trannies but this is extremely bizarre behaviour

>>215880024
your virginity grows back if your willard goes unused for two years

>>215880037
software engineer

>>215880037
officially or reality?

>>215880037
watch tv

>>215880024
Penis in bum isn’t sex is it, it’s putting a penis in your bum, could well be a gearstick or any other object. Still a virgin.

>>215879760
Not really much to tell other than I love showing my cock off on the internet and have cammed with multiple women, plus I have a reddit account and a free onlyfans where I post my cock and lots of women have messaged me saying they flick their beans over my pics and videos. Shame I’m too much of a sperg to have anything with them, and most of them are foreigners anyway

>>215880037
doss about as an analyst

>>215879963
the normdrones at toil love their traitors and their married at first sight

>>215880037
work for the FBI
(female body inspector)

HAHAHA

>>215880037
i'm a professional rapist

>>215880037
I wank horses

tried out my halloween costume. think it came together pretty well

I'll never feel secure in my masculinity because I never confronted my father. If I were a man, I would have beaten him half to death once I reached adulthood. My chance at redemption died with him.

anoda hymen sorted

>>215880037
meek worm

>>215880037
if i told you then i'd have to kill you

Nottingham University

>>215880037
wfh spreadsheet chad

>>215880048
It's why the chans don't belong outside of the internet.

>>215880065
you must have a big dick to be so confident showing it off. how big is it?

>>215880044
Crushed that cunt in a cartoonishly oversized vice

my cool wine aunt has a new fella
he is black
and has a sexy half cast daughter

>>215880037
Min wage office role at a temping agency

>>215880079
Corrr

>>215880084
what did he do that was so bad that made you want to beat him half to death?

>>215880110
Yeah I have a very aesthetic willy, 9 inches and 7 inches thick (genuinely). It was balanced out by me being an autistic manlet

>>215880037
Primary school teacher

>>215880122
Sounds really grim

>bbbut he’s Jewish
Not bother bud
>bbbut he used to be a hypnotist!
Okay? Don’t care
>bbbut his parents changed his name as a kid and when he was 18 he changed it back to his real name!
Right?

Can tell the reform gammons are threatened by my goat

>>215880148
have you ever used it cos that would destroy a fanny

>>215880007
sad

>>215880100
me

my cool wine aunt and my sister still pop over to mine a few times a week

>>215880148
Wow that's impressive
How big are your loads?
And how short are you?

Washington has great wages but a dilapidated trailer in 200 million dollars

>>215880079
I am scared stiff!

I’d be scared of blood loss to the brain if I got a boner with a 9x7 penis wtf is that

stop being gay

>>215880173
what degree is this

>>215880162
He's got negative canthal tilt, nasolabial folds and a Norwood 3 Vertex.

>>215880201
Minecraft ah ah penis

do you remember having a big dick even as a young un? did your parents ever comment?

>>215880194
This is why I can’t quit wanking

>>215880203
never !! >:333

>>215880194
>>215880079
would burn a cross with her

>>215880146
Beat me, psychologically tortured me, went out of his way to humiliate me in front of my peers, threatened to kill me in my sleep regularly from an early age, forced me to stay silent about how he treated me to the rest of our family, made it clear he didnt love me and that my childhood home wasn't my home, I was a guest and once I turned eighteen drove me out

So, how do we achieve Total ZOG Destruction and finish the work started on 30th January 1933?

its my birthday getting drunk alone very sad

>>215880215
Doesn't matter because he's Jewish
And gay

It's a g-g-g-girl!

love love LOVE 7%+ beers

>>215879178
Nemora tier aura

>>215880224
Remember when i was like 11 my dick was stinging and i told my mum so she told my dad to look at it and he said he didn’t want to so i just cried in my bed alone because of the pain

wen -4 say gammondem left home

>>215880241
grow up

>>215880037
just boring admin with a load of women

>>215880249
should have shagged a prostitute. thats what i did for my birthdays in my 20s.

>>215880241
He's done you

>>215880084
Tragic.
I'm a big dude, but I still think I could be manlier or at least more secure and self-assured. Probably doesn't help that I've torqued my stepdad's shoulder out of joint because he took a swing at me, but I can't convince a single fat dude to have sex with me.

>>215880241
How badly did he beat you?
Sounds as if he was just playing a hard-man role that he learned somewhere. A lot of lower-class boomers did this.

Imagine being some Stone Age savage throwing spears at the next tribe to get their collection of seashells and then this behemoth parks itself next in the sea next to your mud hut settlement. Your descendants would keep going on about colonialism and reparations but you lost fair and square

>>215880241
are you sure he was your dad or did your mum have an affair that spawned you

>>215880148
how old were you when you first wanked it?

>>215880285
New dtfic lore drop

wish i could've been a white south african during apartheid

playing rematch really badly and getting bullied and mocked by my teammates for my lack of skill and horrible kit
it's like being back in PE at school

>>215880269
Why was your dick stinging? Are you 9-inch lad?

>>215879045
Do the mambo jive

>>215880241
chin up me old china you could always kill men who are like him, certain serial killers are like that, kill women who were sort of like mummy and they hated mummy from the abuse

>>215880325
Can’t really remember. Years later I realised I had phimosis so it could be connected to that

nth for the gyaldem

>>215880324
*pantses you*

>>215880293
Bunch of coastal locations around me that are named after first contact conflicts

>>215880293
The worst thing is that it’s not even some crazy tech using rare earth metals you haven’t yet discovered. It’s made of the same trees you see every day

ENOUGH

Just post the 9 inch dick and let us decide

the only nuclear reactor in south africa now being managed by africans doesn't seem very sensible

>>215880293
if a ship like that full of sailors pulled up to your stinking incel abode they'd pop you and your dad upside down in a barrel of swill and rape your mum

dont trust people who served in the military me, how do you know they didn't kill someone and if they did it once they could do it again no don't like that at all veterans need locking in asylums simple as

>>215880290
He was a diagnosed psychopath. Slapping, ear twisting, dragging me by my ears, kicking and shoving
>>215880295
100%, I look just like him

>>215880374
could be a good time

>>215880386
I’m sorry for you lad, yeah you needed to batter him once you matched him physically. At least you know it, you’re gonna be alright

X (former twitter) not happy about the minorities being voted out on traitors

>>215880361
It's not as simple as making a Man'O'War on a crafting table in Minecraft though
And trees were an equivalent strategic resource to what rare earths are now

>>215880100
Where do you get these?

>>215880293
would set fire to it

>>215880374
who else would manage it

>>215880421
dont watch the zogbox mate

>>215880341
My childhood would not be out of place in the early life section of a serial killers Wikipedia page

>>215880285
Well lad you could definitely be manlier

>>215880435
Could be worse you could have been raped

>>215880037
Fork lift driver

>>215880351
Grafted hotel hymn

>>215880470
I was molested but it was by a fellow child, she was two or three years older than me

a thousand horrid curses upon the wicked wicked gyaldem

wicked mentioned

>>215880500
>she
why are you complaining?

>>215880351
can't look at her the same way

Billionaires on megayachts don't rag their notability BMWs up and down my road all hours of the day and night, let their feral children run wild on public transport or take over the highstreet with their grim butchers, barber shops and phone shops so I'll take them any day of the week

>>215880361
Not all english sat down and just decided to build big ships to express their collective creativity. Many peoples were seafaring in crafts that reflected their social context. Western colonial powers developes warships and killing technology in general (their only real technological output) because they were antagonising each other on who could steal first and keep the loot.

gyaldem? i filled 'em

Ohh a piece of candy

>>215880518
When we were caught I got the blame and was chastised and humiliated by her father and my father. If that hadnt happened I'd have been fine. I was five.

>>215880435
spill the tea sis

cock just filled with blood

>>215879566
>>215879243
End your life

sipping on an out of date cuppa soup
its okay but I think I've convinced myself it tastes weird

>>215880560
leave me alone

uh oh

DTFIC james webb space melty

>>215880535
This could be me with a harem of fat lads in Chelmsford right now, but no, toilsborough had to hold on for one last month to scrape the copper out of the walls before a complete collapse.

i have a long foreskin

>>215880560
relax

>>215880615
>>215880615
>>215880615

>>215880577
sphagettios

>>215880577
sent the runts FLYING

>>215880601
chelmo mentioned