Thread 215880615

distraction edition

1st for poo

nappynonce in?

first for bum

atb soon

still can't believe uncle ted died 2 years ago

poo smells
bums smell
why do you enjoy the stench of recycled food?

https://i.4cdn.org/x/1760562440762856.jpg
/x/ is a dark and terrifying place

>>215880672
Lol

>>215880672
rorke turning a blind eye to this one

ah

>>215880672
want to batter you for sending that

eating a packet of seabrook and there's fuck all flavour to them
really disappointed by this

>>215880672
imagine being mogged by your own poo

Daiichi Ruby Granger

Not sure if I should click that

>>215880700
what flavour are they meant to be?

>>215880721
it's a lad holding a poo next to his erect cock

>>215880730
cheese and onion

215880668
I'm coming for some Chelmotherapy next month while I figure some shit out. Might see if I can get my paperwork in order and just "move home".

-2 cronem quicktap baton timmy mum rapid clart

>>215880735
forgot that he has extreme phimo

>>215880672
cock and poo mogs me

>>215880748
ayet they're shite. Spring onion ones are decent

>>215880712
whats the real?
the puppy looked superimposed so I kept watching thinking it was like the roller dog

How many servings of fruit and veggies do you get per day?

mad how them on north sentinel island are just left to exist happily and aren't forced to toil like the rest of us. how is that fair they should open a call centre there

ultrawide straight up violating -4 intactness

RAIN3OW STAR (LOVE IS ALL)

>>215880778
they need to be immigrated here
it's the right thing to do

>>215880783
kys

>>215880773
0

been here for ages and i still don't know what cronem means

man I’m so happy when me and my gf are cuddled up in bed, best feeling going

>>215880773
couple packs of crisps and a fruit winder

>>215880800
kys gingerpaedo

ah the rap i was thinking about days ago when we were talking about jacob rees mog was just recommended to me randomly on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fheLTRiSfr0

>>215880773
fuck off ipsos mori

more pokemon cards on the way

>>215880845
don't

14 onyx stoically forcing dem wey pon m4
the initiation is heinous and irreversible

>>215880867
who are you even quoting no one said that

won't lie to you lads, just need a woman who will treat me like a toddler
just need a strong woman to take command of things

Anyone got any horror movie recs that are actually a bit scary?

get the fitties posted

>>215880876
skibidi zutt

>>215880892
OK Ranjeet

KWAB

>>215880906
yeah

>>215880906
just turn on the news

>>215880920
Will you post them for me?

cronem punching cervix like it owe him a drug money x

do machines dream of electric sheep?

>>215880906
Just look in the mirror

>>215880906
>horror movies
>scary
lmao grow up

can't believe the only reason I'm here os because upon moving to spain when i was 13 some guy next to me in maths class had kek written on his pencilcase and i asked what it meant and he introduced me to this site, most damaging question I've ever asked in my life poor 13 year old me

>>215880948
erm
i have that's why I don't find them scary and I'm looking to be scared

>>215880970
try looking in a mirror

>>215880959
I'm here cause I got groomed by a weird woman who used 4chan and used to send me weird porn off efukt
12 years ago! Ridiculous!

>>215880783
mmhmm as it shud be
>>215880878
damn dats a heinousdem

>>215880977
ktim when i click on futa hentai and it turns out to just be shemale

>>215880906
The Witch is great. Not sure it's scary but great atmosphere and quite intense.

>>215880992
FONT

>>215880985
pooniggerscream

>>215880937
LOL no mercy luh katy screamin legs wrapped tight round cronem's waist

Anyone see a face when they look at the bus seat pattern.

>>215880970
i don't find them scary anymore therefore most of them are boring, some have a good story though like the shining so I like those, I actually liked the film Mama too it interested me, both the american and japanese version of the ring is good too you should give those a watch

>>215880935
Horrors don't really scare me. I watched some pretentious art house film which was quite weird and gave me "bad vibes", recently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1SkNS7vsEg

>>215881012
being groomed is not normie
normies have normal relationships
be nice

>>215880906
Scully’s Philippino Experiment

>>215881016
mmhmm timmy neva mek her feel dat wey

https://youtu.be/-fMkyL1q0eU?si=yZQKGXyvhv6TxZVO
tonights entertainment has been sorted

up to combat level 20 in OSRS lads

my feet proper stink

New Bigham's just dropped
Charlie's done it again

jaundice eyed khat addicted small boat cronem facetiming his cousin back home with the flashlight on showing off the eager pale ting dem a bout to bash shmoove open, all in his tongue clicking language

>>215880959
Are you 25?

SUDONESE NUTS HAHA!!!

>>215880843
>cronem is a combination of crip and cronem
stupid clanker

Is this a cronem?

>>215881115
Odd question

>>215881127
spottemgottem! :)

>>215880845
Just buy my sealed Dark Charmeleon I got in a packet of cheese in 2000

>>215881115
22 me, why did you ask that

>>215881138
Kek emerged as a meme in [s4s] in 2013

just sent an email to the online store cancelling an order and asking for a refund because they delayed a product release that was supposed to happen in october back to february
hopefully it all goes well xoxo

the read

mad that he'll be back in less than 5 minutes because some retard posted the nonce botnet

*ting ting*
fly my bruddas

thinking about Greekettes

abysmal thread

>>215881209
For me, it's the woke Penguin edition

>>215881230
Do you mean wirhout end?

the chase is gay there I said it

takes the bloody piss it does

>>215881256
yeah it's fab

we at /brit/ love the taste of lemsip
it's the most underrated hot beverage in the world if you ask us

>[Deleted]
What was it

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fLB6DJ22TcQ
HOWLING

R.I.P Countryliner

>>215881300
load of ziedbelg's posts

>>215881299
Corr that and Calpol. Wish I were unwell just so I could take it

£5 Pints, forever

>>215881301
kek cracking up over that

protect are women n that init

>>215881301
hooting

>>215881363
Never been to Faversham
Just one of those places you hear of but never go to

>>215881327
>calpol
>hot
what?

>>215881365
fucking dire troon that one

>>215881337
That really rustled his Jackies.

>>215881384
I know it's not hot, but it's tasty medicine

my auntie told me to get on plenty of fish

>>215881398
don't you mean danny?

>>215881365
fucking hell that ozempics good isn't it

>>215881398
she is extremely fit have wanked to her many times

>>215881337
dogberg furious
he on a diet

>>215880992
How is ya mam?

if you don't like our flag them fu*k off you cun*

>>215881381
Don’t go they have muslamic ray guns there

>>215881363
what's so divisive about your country's flag

on my sissy hypno grindset

>>215881398
you would fuck it if you were locked in a prison cell together

>>215880768
its not real, its entirely AI

Drinking French wine but I'm not gay

>>215881484
anon finally its you
how you doing there sausage

>>215881005
whats the difference

>>215881398
yeah spammer never posts any of the top tier ones

pumpkin webm

>>215881489
ᵤₘ

>>215881494
fuck i love cum

>>215881519
what are you banging on about now hm

neighbours dog keeps shitting all over the shared carpark
feel like stepping in it on purpose to make a point

>>215881464
Gammons who’ve never cared about the flag their entire life suddenly started flying them and painting them everywhere to intimidate non English people

>>215881494
that garlic breed is burnt!

>>215881492
well ones gay and ones not

>>215881464
We have lots of shitskins and lefty middle class retards who hate us

>>215881534
>Seething pajeet

>>215881522
BAWS

Carly Rae Jepsen has not posted in weeks even though her new album "Emotion 10th Anniversary Edition" is out tomorrow

“oopsie I forgot” she said

>>215881534
>Gammons who’ve never cared about the flag
wtf try again spaintwat
dire bait lmao

>>215881581
He's been here all day in a foul mood because his stupid Charlie Bingham gimmick didn't catch on

>>215881570
It's the early onset Alzheimers

Fly/ paint an England flag somewhere in your town.

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1760498100488709.mp4 leftypol singing

>>215881606
Folk would rub shite on it

>>215881602
>because his stupid Charlie Bingham gimmick didn't catch on
God that shite was dire. He's such an unfunny twat without an ounce of wit

Genuinely don't understand what rattles you all so much about the bigham posting
It's a bit unfunny but it's literally just a bloke posting food

Member when we hated the polish and told them to stop stealing our jobs
Look who is laughing now

>>215881625
Give it a rest Adam obviously it wasn't funny.

>>215881625
You don't get it, everything must point back to spaino, the new 190

>>215881570
imagine that mic was a massive bbc she was going to suck on instead then fuck her until she forgets her name

>>215881630
Rorke got egg on his face now

*melts into the undergrowth as spaincunt takes the flak for my hugely successful bighams gimmique*

>>215881558
White and not seething
>>215881581
What’s the bait. Oh you’re trying to tell me painting every roundabout with the St George flag is just something that’s always been done

>>215881625
it's funny because it rattles the cage of several different kinds of autistic retard

lmao this is probably the same paki retard who complained because the flags were 'low quality polyester' or some shite

>>215881570
Carly Rae Jepsen once DMed me and asked me to send her google gift cards

>>215881664
Yawn

there is nothing gay about liking a good looking cock

>>215881625
the autism spectrum runs rampant on /brit/

get your fuckin willy out for the ira

>>215881702
Get some sleep bud

Niggawank

me when she goes balls deep with her gock

>>215881693
no, that's me
not a paki and low quality flags just look like shit
glad to see you're still rattled because I dunked on your £5 flag

>>215881630
Reckon Brits should be able to move to any country with large immigrants either now or during EU membership.
It makes sense we shouldn't be able to live in Spain, but why not Poland? Let us bask in your economic upturn, Polacks

>>215881703
big thick cocks are actually incredibly feminine
bountiful, floppy, soft, and then quivering, alluring, glistening and round
in a way loving cocks is a straight thing

>>215881543
how so

>>215881751
Loool I knew it was the samepaki
Can smell your rancid curry breath through the screen

Anyone who is 'intimidated' by the sight of a British or english flag flying should fuck off and leave. Enough said.

there is nothing straight about being gay you fucking queers

>>215881771
just said I wasn't either, didn't I?

>>215881421
>she

not terribly impressed by this GPT thing the younglings are going crazy about

>>215881751
Was actually cheaper than £5

>>215881767
well ones a bloke the others a woman with a willy

Hang all pakis

>>215881779
you can see his cock practically

>>215881680
I did find it funny but I didn't want him to start saying it was me posting it, but he did anyway.
Anyway I got psyoped into buying the tikka and it was poo so

>>215881608
lovely vibrato leftypol

zack Polanski? That’s my goat you’re talking about

>>215881761
nothing better when they are glistening

>>215881816
This sight makes Londonpaki seethe uncontrollably.

aff tae bed
back sunday night xx

>>215881703
>>215881761
is this like a gay joke or do gays actually think like this
is it because they associate being gay with badness so much from back in school that theyve convinced themselves that theyre not gay despite sucking cock?

all this talk of cocks has me peckish

i mean saturday night xx

>>215881829
Give it a rest spaki ffs.

my flag doesn't look shite does it lads?

>>215881809
The lads

Had more suicidal thoughts than usual today. Not like proper ones but just like fucking hell I'd love to be under the wheels of that bus right now, I wonder what people would say about me if I killed myself in a violent way

>>215881869
Iron it to remove the creases

>>215881852
I am 100% serious and also 100% completely straight

>>215881837
remember at school in london some paki who lived near me would run up to me if he saw me walking to school and he was mentally disabled and had some weird skin condition so his head was always shaved with od patches on it and it'd ruin my zombified morning walk to school, now I know how prevelant inbreeding os within the pakistani community so wouldn't suprise me if his parents were cousins

>>215881882
poggers

>>215881868
Schizophrenic

>>215881887
ay this nigga is dodging taxes

>>215881882
same here mate
horrible day
maybe it's the approach of winter

does london paki still post here
or LOLpaki?

>>215881888
what even is being straight if it cant be defined by not wanting to suck cock?

>>215881906
gotcha Adam ;)

>>215881877
It missed Gordon Brown

>>215881917
what if i like willies but not the male form entirely?

>>215881917
being straight means being masculine and loving feminine things like big tits and big round bollocks and thick arses and shapely knobs and so on and so forth

>>215881917
I do want to suck cock, but no handsome fat lads want me to, so I am not allowed to be gay.

>>215881852
both
gays are often in the closet until their 30s and attracted to straight friends hence the whole straight-but-not-straight roleplay is attractive

we posting flags?

>>215881942
I despise this more than most other things

just suck the knobs rorke for fuck sake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef4lPUtoNwE&list=RDef4lPUtoNwE&start_radio=1
tuneage

>>215880615 (OP)
Anyone go to normal working class school in the 90s and have a period where everyone got mad on Parker fountain pens?

i see the shit stabbers are gaslighting again
these are the same niggas who took the "no homo" joke too seriously and turned themselves into faggots

>>215882001
got one on my wall but I shan't be posting it

>>215882008
no went to private school me

I'm sick of being accused of being gay because I think that cocks look aesthetically pleasing.

>>215882026
tarq cunt

>>215882016
the whole "shit stabber" thing doesn't really work nowadays given that straights love anal now

>>215881914
Literally pay zero tax
(Literally earn zero pounds)

Get the flag in

>>215882001
*rancid curry stinking paki voice*
ummm akshually the polyester lines on that are too creased, therefore it's cringe

Anna Knight needs to sit on my face

>>215882005
Where you been mikey? Word on the street was you got gay porn popped

>>215882063
rattled freak
here's my st. george's cross that didn't cost a quid from ebay

>>215882061
do you identify as celtic

>>215882088
Can see your Warhammer figurines on your desk you utter gaylord.

>>215882001
Iron it to remove the creases.

>>215882088
Looks shit and cringe mate

>>215882107
Done him there tbf

one of my favourite fantasies is that i work at a wank factory and my job is to wait for huge footlong knobs to poke through a hole in the ceiling so I can hook them up to wanking devices and then sometimes I get a stubborn one that I have to put some elbow grease into

>>215882107
don't know how to play just like painting them
>>215882125
Can't help but notice you haven't posted yours

>>215882008
Remember when the Guernsey WHSmith first stocked Parker pens. It was a big day for the lads

>>215882086
https://voca.ro/17CrsdqLO39q

>>215882040
that's not gay though, you can find a building like the houses of parliament or the duomo in florence attractive, doesn't mean you want to stick your cock in them though

>>215882107
That's him done then

>>215882133
Mines is that im living some other life with a mother with a fat cock and we sneak away from a family event to our masturbation stations in a secluded hut far on the property and have a wank battle.

>>215882096
Nah Welsh
>>215882142
Literally have m8

my farts are really, really bad today

need a video game to play

Adam now LARPing as fake mikey because he's in a foul mood

Got a bit of burzum on before bed

>>215882181
>welsh
laffin

>>215882161
If you wouldn't fuck the dome, you're 100% gay.

>>215882188
baldurs gate 3 tranny edition

>>215882213
Why’s that

yhe binble

Anyone else here own a sword

You wouldn't fuck a building.

dinner time with rorke :)

>>215882045
nah we were working class but I got a scholarship since I was a genius

>he was rattled this whole time because he has a shite rayon flag
Fucking howling

>>215882088
stunning

>>215881964
but bollocks and knobs are inherently masculine things, because theyre only on men. can you see why somebody might think you're self-deluding?
>>215881946
you're bisexual at least. straight men don't like cock. that's completely inherent to straightness and in fact the sole component

>>215882161
Mad logic

>>215882201
https://voca.ro/1cku6aI3d4Jq

>>215882232
>pol
*scared bradders hiding behind desk.png*

>>215882232
yeah well not real swords but for fencing

I can appreciate a man's attractive facial features without being gay
I can appreciate a man's muscular frame without being gay
I can appreciate a man's aesthetic penis without being gay

>>215882144
mental. Now look them up. £50

>>215882270
it's sound though, you can think a 25 year old arnold schwarzenigger is a good looking bloke doesn't make you gay though it's just thinking certain things are aesthetically pleasing, ergo finding knobs aesthetically pleasing isn't gay unless they make you randy

>>215882268
>you're bisexual at least.
i dunno trannards dont do it for me either

can’t believe the person who was talking shit about my flag is actually some fucking little geek who paints action figures would smash his fucking head into the wall if I saw him

just done a poo finally after some constipation
tasted great too

A man takes a woman home and asks for the sexual position known as 'a 69' and she's Chinese and she says 'I not cook beef and bloccori at this time of night!!' and he says 'no I mean to lick your genitals while you suck my genitals' then they did that act.

recognising the visual appeal of a cock does not mean I want to put it in my mouth and/or anus

>>215882244
did he just blast me with piss

gay boy desperately trying to prove to himself he isn't gay
many such cases

>>215882291
Keep goin
At some point you'll be rearranging his foreskin after a piss without being gay

It's not my fault they are sexy

>>215882305
ooo you'm hard

I hate faggots.

not gay myself so only like the occasion feminine woman's penis

>>215882312
more like Rhiannoff, get it? me neither.

>>215882305
sorry 'ard

>>215882313
did they get married

>>215882339
self loathing twat

sick and tired of pretending they aren't sexy

>>215882305
you wouldn't find him because he'd be too busy painting his dolls in his bedroom

>>215882339
ihatefags.com
godhatesfags.com

My high capacity bladder and long johnson make for an excellent fie hose/ melee weapon.

>>215882348
>>215882338
go get the action figures painted boys

Not straight but I sometimes wank to straight porn and women squirting on big dildos

>>215882315
Sure I get ya. I don't want to do either of those but I would like to use my hands on one if it's nice enough.

>>215882377
Quality build

>>215882367
what, horses?

>>215882378
i've got some sheep you can paint with you spunk if you want big man

>>215882334
I can appreciate the physical display of two men having sex with each other without being gay

If a cutie with a booty want to shake that ass
It shouldn't be illegal to watch jus wat im sayin

>>215882380
if you like women riding dildos you like women riding cocks and if you like cocks then your a big gay

>>215882377
quality naan bread filling

>>215882232
yea
me great-grandfather accepted a few surrenders with swords and sidearms... a few kids with a few kids and a few more kids each later, and we all got a walther and a bayonet for our 16ths.

>>215882397
oh no I’ve been done he called me a sheepshagger

>>215882412
you really got rattled by that didn't you

Blumpfs done nothing to address the rising cost of tendies

I'm not gay. I only like men with soft features, wide hips, thick thighs and fat asses.

>>215882471
>>215882471
>>215882471

>>215882447
rattled your mums arsehole last night mate

if you think about trannies are actually ultra straight, they're so not gay that they chop their knob off and install a faux vaginer in its sted and it turns them. also I just realized do people who went through a sex operation can no longer can have an orgasm? explains why the suicide rates are high

>>215882458
Sounds like tyranny to me. You know what you have to do.

>>215882297
I reckon there's a lot of expensive high end versions and then a lot of broad market appealing pens aimed at self employed builders trying to impress 90 year olds

>>215882479
weak