Thread 215882471

my parents are aliens

>>215882471 (OP)
NO EDISH YET AGAIN
YOU'VE FUCKED IT

>>215882471 (OP)
>tranny
>tyranny
coincidence?

>>215882493
autism

>>215882493
The edition is My Parents are Aliens

sic semper trannyis

I THINK NOT!

>>215882471 (OP)
This is from the abysmal later Mel-less years
Though before the even more abysmal 8th series which is never repeated nor remembered

>>215882510
It doesn't say that
it just says my parents are aliens
how am I meant to know it's an edition? for all I know, /brit/ could be dedicated to discussion of my parents are aliens?

>>215882509
what about when I say I build and collect robots?

>>215882516
elite level sex

Rubbing Warhammers on my fanny lips

Just played Battlefield 6 for the first time

Supremely kino game. Just wish the maps were a lot bigger

>>215882526
If you’re building them to fight each other then her fanny squirts like Niagara Falls

get in

give the bankers their bonuses

Can't believe it's already Friday. Where has the week gone?

Anyone ever ridden on this type of bus

>>215882573
fuck no niggapops

lot of runegame talk recently so I logged back in
:) :)

>>215882573
The CuckBus

b-b-b-bosh ;_;

Sorry lads couldn't hold it in.

>>215882587
>1 slayer
omds

was watching a lot of pokemon when i first started wanking

used to imagine fucking a pikachu from behind and getting electric shocks when i spunked

>>215882587
>f2p

any braindead slugs in

>>215882587
noob if I saw you in the wildy i would merc you

>>215882614
Think everyone's been there at one time

>>215882614
Can’t imagine being attracted to non human women me

*plays some traditional Japanese music*
*hits a gong*

thread just got weird

>>215882509
And he has a cheap polyester St George flag on his otherwise blank wall

>>215882606
NAPPY POO ATTACK

>>215882614
been into wanking on pokemon cards, the more expensive the better

What's wrong with Warhammer?

I have a gym bunny gf and I have like 2500 miniatures.

>>215882600
this the fat chinese cunt?

>>215882587
Based
Played a bit of runey over the past 2 weeks. This streamer gave me a free bond which was based, got a lot of quests and levels done
Hoping to do Legend's Quest, never done it before in RS2 feel like it's a landmark

>>215882600
why would he post that, i'm all for being sincere and what normlings would call 'vulnerable' but bit like a 14 year old girl rant on tumblr that is

Can’t actually imagine rape being that painful, it’s just a willy going in a hole. It’s probably small as well and is probably over pretty quickly

>>215882659
Grow up

>>215882614
you remember when there was a ton of pikachu transforming into a woman art going around? I always thought it was a strange gimmick, like they wanted to fuck it but only if it looked nothing like it normally does.

>>215882516
Fuck I hope that's a natural born female woman or Spaintard might have a point that being gay isn't gay or whatever

>>215882655
none of this is true

>>215882659
>>215882617
>>215882609
>>215882587
if you dont have a quest cape then i dont want to hear your opinion on runescape

>>215882678
shan't
need to complete the quest then i'm a real man

>>215882617
don't really have the time to play anymore so I didn't bother with mems
Took me months just to get this far through afkscaping
>>215882659
get in lad get the fuck in

>>215882677
For me willys hurt if they go in too quick at once and I have to ease them in. Can imagine it being quite painful to have it all forced in at once

>>215882701
GLASGOW
L
A
S
G
O
W

>>215882571
You got me I checked fuck

Any Aryan beast man in

>>215882692
i had a quest cape in 2007 you lower your tone when talking to me runt

>>215882730
xir yes xir

wtf is a aryan beast

>>215882736
unc wilding

>>215882652
Wonder if rich people buy paintings and rare books and just jack off onto them

staying up for no reason and gonna feel like shit award

>>215882730
Aryan warlord of Hyperborea reporting for duty mamn

>>215882509
I collect warhammer and I have a BF :)

leftypol lying in bed cuddling his long term girlfriend about to fall asleep

rorke staying up until 4am as usual with a planned wank somewhere around 2am to futa again

>>215882778
ktim

>>215882778
Leftypol getting xis prostate touched by Tyrones foeskin.

>rorke staying up until 4am as usual with a planned wank somewhere around 2am to futa again
ktim

>>215882471 (OP)
That mum played a lesbian in the first episode of Bottom

>>215882766
do this at the weekends

literally no reason why but will sit up to 4am on a saturday morning watching shit films and wanking then ruin the next day

just occurred to me than you can lucid dream and get fucked into the arse by a duplicate of yourself and excess versa

cold can't sleep

might play some boomer shooters

>>215882766
Woke up at 9pm me

Not being funny but I could easily snap the fucking neck of every single one of you online faggot boy bitches and that is a true and real fact

>>215882546
Nessa cute

>>215882834
get the windows closed and the heating turned on

>>215882471 (OP)
Dan Miller that brushed aluminium cyber prick
Mel was fit though, want her to dom me

>>215882516
bogged with bolt-ons now, of course

>>215882834
Cosy in my warm newbuild

>>215882841
sure :)

>>215882834
It is quite cold
Make sure you put an extra blankie on? Turn on the heating?

>>215882855
sad

>>215882701
Yeah not to mention that is a woman's most sensitive area so jackhammering into it can be hurtful despite what porn shows young men

rorke lying in bed cuddling his long term girlfriend about to fall asleep

leftypol staying up until 4am as usual with a planned wank somewhere around 2am to child porn again

>>215882843
Ruth Jones really got fat over the years

>>215882864
you'd be the first in line for a neck snappin

fat arse and small tits is the kino combo

>>215882881
do you ever get that feeling of deja vu

>>215882881
and what are you doing, grown adult man?

>>215882891
you probs get your dad to snap your kitkats mate

>>215882881
Rorke is the one who has 5 terabytes of loli on his drive

>>215882895
for me its fat tits small arse

For me it's fat arse, far tits, fat cock

>>215882908
i get ur mum to do them with her puss

>>215882919
bizarre little man you are

When round the twist came on, I knew I had to start heading for school

>>215882776
Does he hold your purse while you destroy geeks?

For me its lads with a fat arse and small cock

Not so Green anymore...

>>215882908
Utterly carpet bombed that cunt

>>215882919
Trash opinion

because if you cant pay, they'll take it away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP6a-7MP91g
luv this song so much

>>215882938
We play loser bottoms

>>215882932
do you

>>215882956
the baliff was round taking pictures of my house today had to send him off the runt

How the fuck did Justin Trudeau manage to get Katy Perry

>>215882956
Grimmest show on tv, poverty porn

>>215882943
go on son

>>215882919
small tits small arse supremacist here i do like arse but it's gross and garish when large same with breasts

Ah yes thus begins the 6 months of the year when your hands are never quite warm again.

>>215882984
yeah? well your gay

Can’t wait till my Waitrose starts selling the new 30 quid Bighams, it’s gonna rattle Connor so much when I buy one and post it here haha

>>215882976
pakis getting their restaurant equipment or cars seized

pure rorkefuel

always wake up during the night to piss
such is the reality of getting old

>>215882989
Let me know how it tastes, bet it's gonna be lush

just hollowed myself out with the big shit I just took. sank a few spuds so I did

>>215882959
I can't wank to that.

Do you go to board game cafes?

>>215882983
kind of weird that islam hates gays but muhammad got blacked by 5 bbc indians

>>215882993
When I've seen it its like single mums having their sofa repossessed

This shit's getting crazy how sick people are getting of him

genuinely excited for the christmas menus in kfc, subbers and the like

genuinely will be trying them all

>>215882962
ye

>>215882974
Did you not see her 20 years ago after a night out in Brands bed?

Dog rough. Trudeau is getting dregs

>>215883012
Bmi?

who can stop him

Why's John Cleese had this bizarre meltdown lately
I thought he was actually based when he was with the SDP lot but now he seems to have gone back to the Lib Dems and is parroting Carole Cadwallr of all people

stramer is a faggot and a nigger muslim lover
i wish one day british peole can be free again

>>215883006
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khawal

>>215883012
Why? Everyones terrified of salt these days nothing tastes good

>>215883008
what the UK needs is more feelgood leftoidism which is why I'll be supporting the Greens

why are there muslims in every fringe political party no matter if its right wing or left wing

why is an african in charge of the tories

>>215883040
mental that people have been fooled into thinking salt is bad for you when its necessary for your body to fuction

>>215883034
There's a joke somewhere in there about dead parroting but whatever

>>215883037
it is over for us pls let us come to poland to clean toilets

Fucking armpitberg absolutely killing me

>>215883078
you know why

need to drown in a pile of soil women's knickers

>>215883078
non-whites should be completely banned from holding office, voting or owning land or property

doesn't even make sense to leave my house anymore. if I witness something amazing and film it people will just say it's AI.

Gen alpha so brain rotted they don't even laugh at jokes anymore, they just repeat numbers or words they have learned

67

>>215883098
are you the one with the weird abscess in his armpit

>>215883122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKArmbL-kp4
shit is wild

>>215883130
Yh and i've still got to toil

seems comfy

>>215882509
my mate who got me into warhammer is getting married in a few months tbf

>>215883153
This is ADX Florence innit
Giving them black and white telly seems a bit petty

>>215883153
Where Charlie Kirk's killer will be spending the rest of his biological life and everybody already forgot about it already. Think he regrets it lol?

green

>>215883182
yeah feels like you'd have to go out of your way to get a black and white telly

>>215883191
Nah they only lock up the mass murderers in ADX Florence
Unabomber, Ramzi Yousef, etc

>>215883159
PINK!

Gen Alpha is cooked

>>215883191
yeah certainly he's not gonna be in there ate 75 and think yeah this was all worth it spending decades in a small room doing nothing and i took out some guy who wasn't even a politician, actually grim fate

>>215883159
why is she scared? :(

>>215883225
shall keep quiet on this one

>>215883121
This used to be common sense

new youtube ui is worse than before
tale as old as time really

>>215883191
media cycle is fucking brutal
60+ years of your life for like 7 days of infamy
bro won the genetic fucking lottery as well and threw it all away to impress some losers on discord

>>215883225
what the fuck is a 12 year old girl doing out in the middle of a city at 3am
charge the parents

>>215883238
why do they fix things that aren't broken, must be the UI designers just doing stuff so they can justify their job as they change things for no good reason every year

do the ADX florence prisoners watch black and white MLP on tv

>>215883238
it's for phone users

sex? simply not on the table for me

might grab a choc ice out the freezer you gay tart

>>215883239
>>215883191
He will very likely be getting the death penalty, it was in Utah.

>>215883238
>>215883270
Get on Revanced

can't believe uncle ted hanged himself even though he was 80 years old with cancer and was due to die naturally any day without automatically condemning himself to hell

Got a Yu-Gi-Oh structure deck today based on Jack Atlas' deck from the 5Ds anime.

It's pretty good. I like how well the red dragon archetype works together. My only complaint is that it lacks some decent early match monsters with decent attack. I'm talking level 4-6 monsters with 1800+ attack.

Ah.
License well spent I see.

>>215883277
>Utah
Reminder that Mormons believe you don't go to hell and if you're an awful person you just go to a version of heaven where you have no cock and balls

wish i wasnt such a spastic

>>215883305
Don't know much about Yu Gi Oh, but I'm glad you have something that makes you happy. Good on you mate

>>215883317
Was she on still game?

damn it feels good to be a nigga

can't believe uncle ted didn't grab a sword and shield and die in glorious battle for sosij rolls at Gregg's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR_NQOLrc-s&list=RDbR_NQOLrc-s&start_radio=1
My gf
love her so much

crimson victory on amazon prime next day delivery

going for a big smelly poo

>>215883317
They keep putting it as like the 4th story on BBC news each day.

I would love an hour with these thicko journalists to see what makes them tick

>>215883191
memoryholed because nobody bought the fabricated texts narrative

real gangsta has niggas never post in fuckin /brit/ cos real gangsta ass niggas don't do poos

leave the fair sack of potatoes alone you fiends

Today's Yu-Gi-Oh monster of the day is...Red Dragon Archfiend!!

Wow! Did you know Red Dragon Archfiend has the highest attack of all the signer dragons!? So cool! In Japanese it's called Red Demon's Dragon.

Well done Red Dragon Archfiend!!

youtube vids aren't loading, boring bastards have countered my adblocker which will last for about 1 hour before they're blown out again but it's boring until then

>>215883371
tits are sagging more than my cum sock

new qt girl at work is a gamer
accused her of being an incel loser

I was reliably informed that playing vidya games as an adult was neek behaviour. Here we've got pretty girls tapping away on their gamestation boxes and whatever the fuck.

What's happening?

Mental thinking back to school

All that stress, worrying about coursework and exams, pressure to perform, expectations, feeling hopeless, feeling stupid

Didn't matter fuck all in the end, not one bit

>>215883388
how do you know all of this

>>215883378
Mate that's a Chinese woman

>>215883317
British society is based on poo and farts
I was on an army forum website for soldiers and there were people in there saying they'd eat the corn from priti patel's shit if it meant they could eat her arse
then they were talking about which weather girls they wanted to shag

Warhammer and MtG are incel hobbies

Shaggers like Yu-Gi-Oh

The fent reactor

>>215883388
pain in the arse

>>215883414
because whenever youtube vids aren't loading it means that they're trying to interfere with your adblocker, and whenever youtube actually gets the upper hand over ublock origin (practially a once a year experience), they are knocked back into the abyss very quickly

you know very well,
poo poo fart,
don't let it hold you down,
reach for the stars

new
>>>/mlp/42677017
>>>/mlp/42677017

>>215883438
I remember in the pre-internet days when the mandem were wanking to Amanda Holden off BGT
those were dark days

/brit/ posters on the titanic b' leik: right well that's a bloody icebergberg that's just gone and sunk us hasn't it?

>>215883413
i skipped so much school me, i was even in the year below the one i was supposed to be in due to how much school i just didn't even go to, spanish social services are crap and didn't get their stuff sorted out with me to force me to toil at school

>>215883388
Just turned ad block off. First ad had a Pajeet in rural England

What? No fuckin ziti?

>>215883259
they need to keep them on staff so they can rapidly implement the latest attention-retention psychological manipulation techniques from marketing, but most of the time they have to spend pretending to be useful

>>215883440
mental that ive seen george floyds willy

bloody bhenchod bastard bitch

>>215883440
remember when the cronem paid to have an independent autopsy report completely made up after the official one said he died of a fent overdose

>>215883494
fniggured such

>>215883484
this is unironically demoralization that will do genuine damage to my mental health so I can't see it, I just have to wait for ublock to get it back under control. haven't had to see ads in a decade and especially not our dystopian uk propaganda ads

>>215883500
do not redeem the gol saar

>>215883439
mental how there were never any trannies into yugioh before they started adding tranime archetypes like sky strikers and dragon maid

>>215883400
shes got a bf

>only 3 videos now shown in recommended at the end of the video
They are deliberately trying to make it shit right? There's no way someone approved this and thought this was an improvement?

>>215883588
natural consequence of jeet infiltration into a company

>>215883400
im going to throw out a guess that she plays either minecraft or overwatch

>>215883606
enjeetification

Might try a "warm compress" on the ol' armpitowitz

>>215883588
too many zoomers watching far right content

what did you eat today brit?
curious about brits diet

>>215883400
it's been this way for a few years, girls play vidya now

>>215883633
2 ham sandwiches, chinese beef and udon noodles, chicken goujons

>>215883588
somebody said it was for phones but thats not right because they want people on phones to use their app. more likely is theyre merging as many aspects of the app and website UI as possible to make it easier to maintain (so they can employ less people and less competent people to do it)

There are some drunken cunts literally SHOUTING a conversation to one another at full volume outside.
I'm consistently stunned at how selfish and inconsiderate some people the capability of being.

>>215883633
A cheese and ham toastie. A steak beak. Chicken balls and chips with sweet and sour sauce from the chinkies.

>>215883633
Marmite porridge with two poached eggs. Minestrone Cup a Soup. Two cheese and ham sandwiches with Colmans mustard. Penguin.

What about you?

>>215883648
corrr

>>215883663
Nice. Prefer pork balls to chicken balls. When did chicken balls become popular?

>>215883690
those ones look really peng
where from?

>>215883633
banana
5 rich tea biscuits
pot noodle
chicken salad
4 samosa
2 piece toast
half tin beans

might get Jamaican food tomorrow
do they accept white patronage?

>Marmite porridge
might be sick
uhh

eating less than 1k calories a day and still not losing weight as a massive fat cunt, could my metabolism really be so fucked?

>>215883698
Home made lad

>>215883729
corr, need to do my own
proper fried or air fried

oh lawd dem rangs

>>215883746
proper fried. just rest them on kitchen roll for a bit when they're done

ever tried to wipe yoir arse with kitchen roll

fuck mate i need some chicken tendies and ranch right now
maybe some pizza on the side
fuck

>>215883800
yes its fine but never blue roll

>>215883808
My tendies will be ready in 6 minutes

me at three years old dancing to this banger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jDz8ObTogQ

just pissed into a bottle and half of it went into the carpet

>>215883971
god i wanted to shag her when i was a wee boy

>>215883690
>>215883698
Excuse me those are my tendies and they're like SFC or something

>>215883991
i used to hate her and only cared about sporticus but then I grew up enough and started wishing she was my girlfriend

got dindins delivered lads

>>215884025
i would scran that tbf

fart simpson

down to my last scrumpy jacks

chicken nuggets are the perfect food arent they
just brilliant beige bastards arent they
all that cheeky chicken coated in banging bread crumbs and batter
corr crikey chicken

youtubestein keeps buggering up

>>215884025
can smell the unemployed council estate from here

>>215884066
this lads never been sorted out from his nan you poor little wretch

>>215884037
for me it's chicken wings
meat off the bone tastes so fucking good

>>215883633
>Brekkie
Banana
Coffee
Toast

>Morning Tea
Tea
Bikkies
Apple

>Lunch
McSpicy
Chips
Coke

>>215884064
Same. Fucking cunts. Can't have anything

>>215884064
ah so it's not just me then, are you getting video unavailable too?

ADULT ONLY

>>215884064
trying to watch angry indian scammers

>>215883660
I hate the drunks too but they're better than the crackmongs I prefer the heroinmongs to the crackmongs

>>215884083
thought it might have something to do with my adblocker but i tried it without adblocker and it's still cunted
>>215884091
aye

>>215884127
is this where i use the word cronem?

>>215884123
nuggies
arent they bloody beautiful

Only midwits and povvos are afraid of AI

Was going to study and listen to music but youtube isn't working so I'll start playing the new pokemon game instead

works in my machine

Los Angeles was built by the Irish

>>215884191
someone in here was already playing it, looked fun

>>215884197
pipe down showoff

>>215884185
I always say thank you to chat gpt so I'll be plugged into an eternal wanking machine as a reward.

The time of streaming is over. The day of the Youtube to Mp3 chad...has arrived

>>215884204
The current team

you heard that joke about indians smelling nice and freshly showered

got hammered and ended up in a karaoke bar with the gf. good laugh knocking out bon jovi songs together x

youtube need to fuck off i will NOT watch your gay ads

>>215884234
Describing your last Sims game are we?

>>215884226
looks like some mobile ai gacha slop

another miserable day of my dogshit incel life

Youtube seems to be working now, lads

>YouTube adds in 2025
kek

>>215884191
>>215884226
How does it run? I held off buying it because people were saying it was gonna run like dogshit.

>>215884238
i forgot it even had ads i've been using brave browser for years now

>>215884262
chin up lad

>>215884272
I'm emulating it because I cba giving Nintendo money, heard reports of it being fine but there's a lot of pop ins

>>215884262
new pokemon is almost out so look forward to that

>>215884246
no lad my evening with the mrs. how was your night?x

feelin a little saucy

can't believe people still use chrome in the year 2025

>>215884308
Fuck off Adam

im young black and rich

>>215884320
my name is not adam. what is your name? do you have a gf you can do impromptu karaoke with?

>>215884320
lol good shout

>>215883633
Had a lovely calzone

had a dream wherr I was lying in bed projecting some youtube history video on the wall and the next day I'm watching old commercials and one of them was really cheeky and horny and suddenly I'm in a room full of baddiedems and gyaldems and all these stupid gimmick dems and they're all making moves but I'm autistic and just sit with poker face so they make fun of me and then there's an all out orgy and one of them gets fucked by a huge tranny and it makes me seethe cuz I didn't score anything and then it's suddenly empty and I have run away from some puking kazakh who begs me to let him in but I've been told he'll puke all over me and I eventually lock myself in a room but there are spiders because of course there are and I managed to wake before I started screamign like a girl

nary a syllable

>>215884367
meds now

>>215884390
>>215884390
>>215884390

>>215884393
OI! You got a loicence for this early new?

they are sexy though

unbelievable cunt

A lot of brothers in Zion

Lol Adam got fucking nuked. Also the MLP spammer is spaino as well.

why janman?

the fuck jannardberg that thread had 100 posts

>>215885054
outrageous arsehole

And sisters!

reckon its over when i see a troon wanking off on to a donut then eating it and i get hard

>>215885089
too much time on the internet lad

>>215885102
yeh might give it all up desu

>>215885065
Quite a plot twist I must say, I'm a premium spaki noticer and I didn't have him pegged as that

>>215882493
>NO EDISH YET AGAIN
>YOU'VE FUCKED IT
>YOU RIGHT FUCKED IT HARRY

It's because the OP pic was a gif that flashed a pony picture after 15 seconds
Could have just deleted the file though instead of nuking the thread when it's already 100 posts in

>>215885138
>>215885138
>>215885138

>>215885117
when sir poo barmer shuts down 4chan that might be it for me