Thread 215884390

the best song we did was blaze of glory

bit early

das scrandemic

>>215884422
dire chips to burger ratio
sort it out yeah?

>>215884422
Here that looks decent but dust your telly mate fuck sake

this thread's on a timer

also did a few oasis songs cos we went to the final wembley show and it was cool being there. whatever and slide away were the best songs for me.

>>215884422
You're always posting beige food in beige lighting

>>215884422
Rustlers burger and chips?

Nobody reply to him it will properly drive him fucking mental he's been in a foul mood all day.

>gif
um

>>215884447
forgot pic

>>215884367
what the fuck

No women has ever said this to me irl

>>215884485
>selfie with noel

>>215884390 (OP)
my culture :')

why do fat people only ever eat beige food

>>215884507
Apple pie comes from England

Mental how every faustian gael came out of ulster and the irish catholics never did anything ever

>>215884514
You know what else comes from England?

>>215884514
And so do a lot of Americans?

>>215884514
Humans come from Africa, does that make you African?

who would like to read aloud a passage from genesis 11 with me?

>>215884501
i'm not in my photo of the band 'oasis' lad you are mistaken that was a photo from my position in the stands watching the band called oasis play the songs by the band called oasis

>>215884537
They come from China actually, scientists discovered earlier human skulls recently

>>215884542
I was only joking lad. Glad you had a good time :)

>>215884527
ugly women

just caught my water bottle in the right light and I think there's mold in it so I might have been drinking moldy water for the last week or two

>>215884552
scientists also discovered youre gay mate

Not sure why the mongs running the leebot don't try to make it less obvious they're running a bot
Same bait every time, it always responds to the OP image, but never the hundreds of ponies posted here a day
Get a grip

>>215884555
i will fucking shank you m8

>>215884552
The discovered skull of a different kind of more recent human ancestor. The earliest human ancestors come from Africa.

best friends! >.<


https://youtu.be/8Ow5OhwrWCQ&t=37

>>215884580
UM

fligu gigu

have to admire Labour knowing they're about to be decimated and just ruining the country as much as they possibly can in the short time they have left

mad how you lads are my only friends

60 days left.

>>215884609
I don't admire that, actually

>>215884633
yeah well you live there so it's a bit different tbf

live with me parents but i don't have to hide my drinking because they don't care
get in

chrismas soon yay!

>>215884628
Christmas is going to be so fucking boring without being able to scroll /brit/ on my phone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcmG1MwV_Ho&list=RDLAggzuJYsxo&index=21
What do you know about this tune

>>215884628
what happens then?

>>215884628
no leebait
get a grip

Then Yahweh came down to see the city and the tower that humankind was building. And Yahweh said, ‘Behold, they are one people with one language, and this is only the beginning of what they will do. So now nothing that they intend to do will be impossible for them. Come, let us go down and confuse their language there, so that they will not understand each other’s language.’ So Yahweh scattered them from there over the face of the whole earth, and they stopped building the city. Therefore its name was called Babel, for there Yahweh confused the language of the whole earth, and there Yahweh scattered them over the face of the whole earth.”

what us the lesson to be learnt here brit?

>>215884670
Ofcom blocks 4chan

might put something in my arsehole
not sure

>>215884390 (OP)
Sir Cheese Misser

>>215884675
mankind will never be united no matter what
the globalists have failed before they started

>>215884512
I just murdered some incredibly red vaguely hungarian chicken with jalapenos, shallots, garlic, red cabbage and malt vinegar.

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1760556206204032.webm
umm is this what leftpol really wants the uk to become?

>>215884704
yeah baby

>>215884667
i always like to take pics of the lego thing my mum buys for me and my brother in law and post my one here

sbeve

schmnoove

>>215884720
i don't really rate her as a musician

>>215884659
get super drunk and sleep in their bed

i remember being home alone once and getting the drunkest I've ever been and I was being loud and cackling and voice chatting and such and also throwing up twice which I know can be heard through the walls cause I heard a neighbour throwing up once well anyway the next day i heard the nieghbourberg complaining to another nieghbour that my house was a 'casa de locos' (house of crazies) because of me and also because my mum is a bit off and lied and cried to the neighbour when the neighbour complained our dog barked too much she'd complain about it then mumberg claimed it was her mental support dog and started bawling (a lie)

>>215884668
top 5 trance track, lad

>>215884527
Macaroni cheese.

business idea: cheese on pasta and then you bake it in the over to crisp it up

>>215884809
so a pasta bake then

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1760482548781028.mp4
SCREAMING

>>215884720
Erm, dua.....your lipas are showing

>>215884537
also means you aren't American, by that logic

shant

>>215884791
>tomato
no place in that dish m8 you might as well put a poo in it not macaroni cheese it's just pasta and cheese and tomato or pasta and cheese and a poo it's all the same bastardisation fucking monsters you are

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q8L4bMegWBY

idk bout you but works for me

>>215884824
You're correct. Humans don't come from America. They come from Africa. No American human can be FROM America.

>>215884447
I went to the second Cardiff show. They were great. D'ya Know What I Mean and Stand By Me were my favourites.

I'll be posting with a Spanish flag next week. Don't accuse me of being Spaino agian, you cunts

why does anyone care about a 30+ year old, third rate beatles cover band?

White man really raped the land didnt he

>>215884850
You the lad who ended up spelling out /brit/ in torn up leaflet on his hotel floor?

>>215884849
final wembley show was genuinely excellent. such a good set of songs, all played perfectly. shat far too much money on bevs and a stupid bucket hat that doesn't even fit my massive head but it was the best night out i've had in ages. whole stadium singing and having a lovely time.

>>215884850
Why not? They accuse me of being dtfic... I'm starting to wonder if I am and I just don't know it.

>>215884879
No mate. I could do that for a laugh though

>>215884854
stupid cat

>>215884867
it was the 90s in britain. you wouldn't understand.

>>215884879
genuinely one of the fucking funniest things I've ever seen on here

everyones ignoring my posts, fed up

>>215884784
>casa de locos
are you actually a brit who lives with his mum in spain? is that something that happens?

>>215884901
link me up lads. I missed this

>215884902
welcome to /brit/ you boring bastard

spoke to a girl for two hours today

umm
>>215884816

women are cunts

flock of seagulls on vh2

>>215884915
I talked to my alcoholic auntie on the phone for 2 hours.

>>215884900
I lived in Cornwall for two of those years and Chelmo for three. I still don't understand.

>>215884884
aye okay dtfic

>>215884929
mine was with a BPD friend (oneitis) from years ago

>>215884930
no you didn't. i hope your chemo went well though.

>>215884929
I'm glad mine just wants sex. 2h on the phone with a drunk relative sounds like an upper-middle circle of hell.

I'd buy that for a dollar

>BPD
bad personality disorder

>>215884944
Coming back for round two of Chelmotherapy next month... maybe just for November, maybe till New Year's, maybe TIL I DIE.

Warm salt water compress will be applied to armpitstein here shortly. If i dont update, it killed me

>>215884952
um

>>215884974
If you encourage him, he'll just keep doing it.

>>215884937
anything interesting? my aunt has been destroying mens lives as per usual. wouldnt be surprised if she has been diagnosed bpd.

>>215884952
were underclass at best. i work part time, live in a hovel and take lots of drugs. my aunt is a dole dosser alcoholic but manipulates the system to perfection. meanwhile she traps men in her net like a spider.

>>215884989
I will always back my fellow flags

>>215884904
yeah english dad and spanish mumberg me, sold the house to indians in london which was bought in perhaps 2001 or something and made a profit and moved to spain
now im applying to jobs as I browse /brit/ and not having much luck as i don't even have a levels

>>215884909
likewise to this

>>215884993
what's she doing in rorke's room?!?!?!

mental that when my parents die thats it pretty much over for me

>>215884995
I wish I could afford drugs. The only shit in my price range is just a timebomb with a short fuse.

>>215885013
Same. Got a sister who hates me, that's it

>>215885012
she's clearly a white rorkette slag which garish tattoos on her pony arse cheeks so what do you think she's there for?

>>215885004
me? parents moved us to new zealand in 2002 when i was 10. i stopped going to school at 15 to take and sell drugs. not got so much as a gcse. thankfully working class employers in the UK dont give a shit about education and look down on people with worthless bits of paper from schools and universities. its reverse snobbery.

>>215885029
Obviously planning to picket the local women's health centre.