Thread 215886978

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defend yourself at all times

Finally watched Spiderverse, I enjoyed it. Might watch the second one tomorrow

People were posting a lot of really sick shit last thread
Let's try and keep it comfy chill vibes this thread

downloaded the man they called a monster but it only has one actual story

I'll figure it out tomorrow. I can't be bothered with this shit right now. I'm just going to watch a movie and go to bed.

no wonder Jason is such a big fan of him

Just found out skewango

what's my name

>>215887017
>>215887017
GAY PORN GAY PORN GAY PORN

>>215887017
hell yeah, based and wholesome post

nice pants

sybau there's no such thing as soup season

>>215887073
poor guy

you just gave me the ick

>>215887086
man sluts need to be executed, no different than woman sluts

I’m wearing one of those basketball player headbands. Honestly pretty cool. Let’s all have gay sex together right now,

ermmmm sweatyyy!!!!

women are allowed to have sex with people other than you y'know

>>215886998
*keeps my hands down and eats hits to the face*
Fuck you gon do bout it

rather displeased that I have to fast the next 60 hours

On Monday I was publicly complimented by 4 women in one day. I think that might be a personal record. But they all thought I was gay

>>215887137
we take those, chat

>>215887088
Yes they are stupid. Outrageous laws to exclude people that would take better care of them. Best to just do it anyways and ignore the laws and the falcon clubs or whatever

>>215887122
Any case law that supports this claim?

>>215887137
I remember a group of my female coworkers were huddled together, and one of them approached me and said, "If one of the guys here were to be trans, the most likely one would be you." I have no idea how I should feel about that.

Touch gloves if you’d like

what if we touched tips bros

kek this nigga voted 'most likely to be trans' lmaoo

>>215887185
I would probably moan really loud

>>215887168
>If one of the guys here were to be trans, the most likely one would be you
brutal

>>215887168
you should feel like a bitch at first and later come to the realization that the conversation they were having is braindead and childish and that their opinions are therefore not to be respected

>>215887168
try to get them all fired. say that they were squinting with their fingers near their eyes and saying "ooooh me rikey flied lice"

>>215887214
nah he's just a bitch

my banana bread is almost gone

>>215887168
Are you known to be a gamer or an internet guy? That would probably be the reason. Most nu-trans girls are just autistic internet weirdos who went to deep into their porn.

It costs zero dollars to be a hater

>>215887244
what a deal!

>voted most likely to be trans
maybe you should just trans out tbqh

>>215887168
Women just be sayin' shit

>>215887241
You again!

>>215887168
Where do you work? Can't imagine having to deal with women still doing high school bullshit like that.

>>215887278
whats up

Thread getting kind of incel-ish
Let's try and bring the chill comfy vibes back!

>>215887235
sort of? I'm pretty friendly with the ladies here and I know visually I'm not the most manliest guy, but I don't think I give off the feeling that I'm a tranny. Though some of them did think I was gay before.
>>215887284
Burger flipper who puts the fries in the bag.

Kids stare when they see me and their parents try to lead them away

Did you know Spain was once ruled by Muslims

>>215887228
I'm sorry for your soon to be loss anon

I have long hair and used to play in Smash Bros tournaments. I’m an internet gamer guy. I’m kind of a loner who struggles to get pussy. And I have weird sexual trauma in my past. Very few people are more likely to troon than I am.

But I will #nevertroon ! That’s a promise!

My lemon bread slices were depleted in a day

>>215887293
>Burger flipper who puts the fries in the bag.
They're still all teens or early 20s then?

>>215887293
if it makes you feel any better, when I was a young twink looking guy, girls always asked to dress me up in girly clothes and do my makeup.

I was 6'2" with a super deep voice lmao

>>215887285
not much. you?

I already trooned out then detransitioned

>>215887036
That's bad for your sleep

>>215887303
Who did you main in Smash

>>215887319
a okay

me? i'm a normalfag

>>215887309
grim

>>215887299
I packed 6 bananas into the bread. I have one banana leftover in the freezer so I need to buy another hand of bananas and let those rot so I can bake more. I'll probably freeze it to keep it handy if any /cum/fies come and visit I'll have some ready

>>215887297
babies always stare at me, and giggle

FEET?

>>215887297
Same, it's weird growing older and becoming the creepy crusty ugly bastard
In high school I was a dork

>>215887326
Played Melee. Mained Marth. And a little bit of Puff but mostly Marth.

>>215887338
dangerously based

if there were a really hot tranny i would be down to suck on their penis
haven't ever seen any hot trannies irl thoughever

pajeet thread

>>215887355
you just smashed the right trigger didn't you

>>215887369
Right trigger is shield on the gamecube controller. So no, lol. I was never very good though, I can say that.

I failed at life

>>215887326
kirby

if the mere thought enters my mind that the person I'm looking at might not be a woman my erection begins to fade
if this does not happen to you I'm afraid my prognosis will have to be you are homosexually afflicted

i'm drinking scotch

>>215887383
Everyone eventually fails
Even the most successful alpha could die randomly or have his skull caved in easily

>>215887383
You'll die just like someone that "succeeded" at life. Don't worry about it.

>>215887381
oops not trigger but right joystick, the yellow one. marth was so powerful with it, it'd make my buddy so mad STOP USING THE NOOB STICK REEEE

>>215887400
at least those who succeeded get to enjoy existence while they have it

guys who watch porn are cucks because they are fapping to another man fugging women that he (the fapper) finds attractive. so basically the majority of men are cucks.

>>215887414
Yeah that’s it. Definitely used that move a lot haha. But that doesn’t really work against good players.

>>215887424
are you a cuck

>>215887383
Jason...

>>215887424
couldn't be me

Jason won

>>215887431
dont reply to goshcel

Elaine it's me family guy

>>215887424
You just imagine it's your own penis you psychically project your penis in your mind

Space Marine Chapter of choice?

why didn't you make a youtube channel in 2007

>>215887445
yo it's me ur dog i'm so pretentious xDD

>>215887461
why is it 0$ now

Gonna look for futa on male or trans top content on /gif/ I'll report back in a moment

>>215887461
for me, it's destiny

When newsom gets elected we are sending all nazis to the virgin islands to build an incel ethnostate

>>215887491
Who will be the President of Gay Sex Island? Who is the incel king?

I’m punk rock

going for an incelwalk

>>215887461
Im not an influencer
The second someone would start drama about me I would cry and quit

honestly you shjoiuldn't be watching porn and fapping. all that time oculd be spent learning about fitness, mathematics, christ, birds, fixing cars, whatever you want. take the canada geese family structure. the male and female form a strong bond, with the female incubating eggs while the male guards the nest. they form lifelong monogamous relationships and often incliude other families for a daycare-type system. they aren't watching porn and fapping and they'd be worse for it

>>215887479
Didn't find any but there were some gay threads and a lot of racemixing threads

>>215887475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ClrdKBzT9k

>>215887520
What do you recommend?

>>215887506
suck my fucking dick

>>215887461
I was 4

Whites refuse to breed
Men and women hate each other
Ai is taking all the jobs

Human race is over cummies. Hyperfertile browns are too dumb to maintain white civ when we die off then they will collapse and be killed by robots and climate change

got my level 5 suit

>>215887549
That was the plan all along

>>215887549
Browns literally invented civilization dumbass

>>215887500
Based!

>>215887541
Faceless gay threads are my go-to, don't care for racemixing unless its gay

>>215887552
Bought this game three years ago and I don't think I ever finished it

>>215831472

Drug detox was weird, it was mostly white people and there were probably 500 dvd’s BUT the only movies they played were movies with an exclusively nigger cast.

>>215887549
>Hyperfertile browns
browns aren't having kids either, only africans are

>>215887544
lmao

>>215887520
check out /d/

>>215887549
Bro the entire plan is for that to happen so the jews can exterminate everyone else and have their own private utopia to themselves

>>215887566
Mongols killed all the smart ones
The last hope is china. The government will force chinks to breed at gunpoint and sacrifice some of the girls to the ai god they create

>>215887549
this should be important to me because? total humanoid death btw

>>215887591
I need animations thoughbeit, still images don't cut it anymore

>>215887506
It's 30 minutes out of my day as I'm going to sleep
I will not be learning anything before bedtime
If you are suggesting that we should be keeping ourselves horny to feel more motivated to talk to women, you are forgetting that most people on 4chan are atypical in some way and are either ugly, mentally ill, or both. It is not an option for most of us.

Also our geese are regrettably assholes and I do not wish to emulate them

if you did introduce such vices into the geese, the results would be immediate and disasterous. the parents would no longer march their geese. the goslings would no longer march in a neat, single row line. the geese wouldn't look both ways before crossing roads, etc. their feathers wouldn't be sleek, pristine and shiny. so if bad for geese why wouldn't the same be for us?

>>215887614
that's a man

>Canadians can't win at hockey or baseball
haha

>>215887628
>>215887391

>>215887639
Nigga we just crushed the mariners last game and are going to take the rest

>>215887013
yeah it's pretty kino, and the animation is incredible.
I haven't seen the second one but its 2 and a half hours long, thats fucking long for a kids movie

What's your favorite FNAF game

>>215887608
>Also our geese are regrettably assholes and I do not wish to emulate them
they are tough, but fair. they are just protective of their babies (just like humans, at least the 'moral' ones not hooked on drugs, etc) they hiss if you get close to their nests but wouldn't you do the same? I think there's a lot to learn from them. why would you feel horny just because you stop fapping and watching porn?

I really hate boomers.

>>215887639
they literally just beat the memeiners, and even the laffs won

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EMgA-c98Hg
kek

>>215887578
spooked you too much?

>>215887664
https://youtu.be/AYetVPMhh7w
>why would you feel horny just because you stop fapping and watching porn?
because that is how the human body works

powerful and brave

9 x 8 =72

>>215887710
yes that's correct

>>215887710
trvke

>>215887706
When did they let troons turn fantasy worlds into cosmopolitan faggot menageries?

>>215887706
controversial take
dungeons and dragons loses the plot when theres more than 1 town and more than one dragon
sometimes you can have more than one dungeon but even thats dangerous

>>215887710
Uhh... 6 7?

>>215887706
is this DnD or FagSex Simulator?

listening to Silversun Pickups right now
finna go through another 2000s alt rock phase

>>215887690
>passes out
the idiot horse killed that goose. that's really sad to see the other goose clearly in distress. how do you know that horse wasn't where it should've been?
>>215887690
>because that is how the human body works
I used to get really horny when I stopped fapping;porn at night time because I sleep naked (I hate sleeping with ANY clothing on) but it's just a sensory thing and probably withdrawal. after a while you get less horny (but it still hapeens sometimes)

bout to rip a bowl of dudeweed and play videogames
yes i'm a failure

>>215887739
always heard their songs but never heard of that band until recently they were doing promos on pandora lol

>>215887739
I'm listening to pinkpantheress

in case any of you seamen are planning on sailing the seven seas in the near future:

>>215887784
if you lose, might as well stop playing

voided my bowels
thank you for your attention to this matter

>>215887819
excellent work anon

>>215887791
>promos on pandora
hope they're doing alright, I'm sure their new stuff is mediocre, no band can put out good music for decades on end. but their 2000s output will always be top-tier
>>215887795
what kind of music does pinkpantheress make

>>215887810
pretty interesting. im surprised they used silver and not copper

>>215887810
I’ll keep it in mind

>>215887830
>what kind of music does pinkpantheress make
Pop

ever since i started my transition i've been better at games :3
no wonder trans girls dominate gaming

Shocking

>>215887810
what's the book name?

>>215887866
what kind of pop?
I like indie pop and synth pop, not top 40 though

Brutal moggings

>>215887843
>im surprised they used silver and not copper
idk it says silver ions in the coins purify the water, maybe copper just doesn't do that?
But also who'd have thunk

wonder if it'd be handy to have some silver coins in an end of the world scenario

>>215887890
maybe listen to it retard

>>215887795
>I'm listening to pinkpantheress
do they sing "PInk Pony Club?"

So please please please let me let me let me get what I want

>>215887895
get his ass

>>215887895
I'm in the middle of listening to an album by another artist, so right now I just want to discuss music and hear his opinion

>>215887906
you want dessert

>>215887893
>wonder if it'd be handy to have some silver coins in an end of the world scenario
you can also make charcoal by packing wood with mud and then plugging the air holes slowly and then break that charcoal up and run water through it to purify it as well, at least partially. i think copper does do it cause when i do art i put pennies in my whet palette to keep the water from getting icky and it works.

>>215887892
Who's mogging who?

Black lives matter

anyone here worked for walmart?
do they tell you if your application has been rejected or do they just leave you hanging?
my application has been "under review" for 10 days and I'm wondering what is taking so long. maybe there's a long queue of other people who applied before me and they're interviewing each of them before they get to me?

I'm an attractive white woman and I like Indian men.

>>215887967
call them and ask

absolutely horrible thread tonight

Gotta wash off makeup from rehearsal

>>215887967
yeah I did...like 20 years ago in high school. fuuuuck

I’m gonna go lift weights! If I lift enough weights then maybe one day I’ll finally be worthy of love.

>>215887975
would like to avoid doing such a thing

>>215887990
bitches didn't tell me you have to use like makeup remover it doesn't just come off in the shower so I showed up to work the next day with eyeliner still on everyone roasted me

>>215887967
I remember not hearing anything from them until my application expired.

>>215888011
you're going to have to get used to talking to hr if you want a job
just call them tomorrow it'll take like 5 minutes

>>215888006
personality and character are what make you worthy of love but lift those weights anyway. I will do the same right now.

Please, go take your medicine. You'll feel much better. I promise.

>>215888006
>>215888033
you're already worthy of love but you should lift weights anyways because it's healthy and you;ll feel a lot better

>>215888051
My mom took Tylenol while she was pregnant with me and now I have autism.

>>215888033
>>215888061
Okay thank you boys.

>>215888051
My only prescribed medicine is finasteride for my bald

>>215888077
That’s adorable. Best buddies haha

I haven't been on a date or had any kind of romantic or sexual encounter in ten years

my cousins and aunt are finally moving out after occupying our house for 3 months

It's just me and three hotties in the bar unfortunately two are lesbian and one is my friend's girlfriend. One of the lesbian bartenders is rubbing on me while making out with their girlfriend, and the other one I want to talk to has her phone to her face, I'm in hell.

>>215888115
just nut up and turn them hoes into bisexuals

>>215888115
threesome time

>>215888051
im not allowed to take medicine because something bad will happen if i do

Be kind to yourself, forgive others who have trespassed against you, and most of all forgive yourself. You are loveable, and worthy of love from others.

I watched Videodrome and lost my mind

>>215888155
fuck off bitch

>>215888155
go away

>>215888127
Puppy attention span lol

>>215888155
I am unable to forgive myself because I’m emotionally retarded. Go make love to your wife.

>>215888163
>>215888162
Have sex

>>215888155
>You are loveable
people would have me believe otherwise

donald trump

>>215888155
can you fuck off

>>215888030
I wish I could just sign up for toil without having to go through a personality assesment, but I know you're right. Do you think calling them (assuming I don't come off awkward) will put me higher in the queue because they'll think I want the job more?

>>215888127
so so so so cute omg!!

>>215888181
stop spamming

>>215888195
>Do you think calling them (assuming I don't come off awkward) will put me higher in the queue because they'll think I want the job more
It won't change anything on their end unless you say a racial slur or something, but it will give you closure.

>>215888155
you're a nice guy anon but as I told you your message is falling on deaf ears

how am I supposed to pregame before the bar if its a 30 minute transit ride downtown to get to the bars? my buzz will wear off before I even step foot in the door

It do be like that

everybody STFU, Im watching my anime

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cologne_school_massacre
holy shit
Germans have us beat with school shootings, this guy massacred a classroom with a fucking flamethrower

everybody STFU, i'm gooning to futa

noticed my extra strength lotion smells a little like fish
then I remembered they also use fish skin to treat burn victims. so whatever the healing properties that shit has is in my lotion. been using it on my chapped lips instead of lipbalm and it's worked a lot better.
pretty neat

>>215888282
ewwww stop using that fishy fish fish

Only retards mike anime

>>215888291
i like mikes hard and mikes harder

Everybody keep talking, I’m not watching anime or porn

>>215888282
My pussy smells like fish as well.

>>215888288
I'm fishmaxxing. I'm a greasy little fish anon

>>215888294
mike's doesnt do shit for me

Who wants to eat me out?

>>215888214
Christ loves all, he will make breakthroughs

Some people have a genetic disorder that makes them stink of fish constantly

>>215888337
you are not christ thoughever

>>215888344
Your mom has that

>>215888344
thats called a vagina

saaar bros....

>>215888344
It comes with being from the Indian Subcontinent

>>215888344
I learned about that from The Holdovers because Paul Giamatti’s character has that condition. Very good movie.

>>215888391
I wish so much this didnt run like ass on PC

Conservatives love having secret gay sex with transwomen

drinking milk

1am we meet again

niggaz in /cum/

>>215888449
its 10 o clock

>>215888463
Same here
We live on the west coaaasstttt

>>215888463
>>215888471
fools. it's clearly 11

>>215888391
Which game is this?

>>215888397
Works perfectly on my machine just limit the refresh rate to 60 in the graphics option also go to pcgamingwiki and follow the guide to fix the broken brightness and mouse aiming

>>215888463
>>215888471
>>215888478
>>215888449
it's cum o clock

>>215888485
Dead space (2008)

>>215888492
>works perfectly after I force 60hz on the refresh and tweak the broken controls

>>215888494
the wise one hath spoken

>>215888509
Worth buying? It's on sale rn

>>215888511
Yes works perfectly after 3 small fixes most people on the steam forums cry about getting soft locked but I haven't experienced it

>>215888155
shut up you retard

>>215888521
Yeah but you will have to patch it and there's a possibility of getting soft locked in certain chapters so make sure to have multiple saves

>>215888214
no he's not. those kind of empty platitudes are entirely self-serving.

>>215888548
bitch made

>>215888548
So true

>>215888224
no doubt

>>215888557
What about the 2023 remake on PS5 it's like 20 bucks

>>215888557
>and there's a possibility of getting soft locked in certain chapters so make sure to have multiple saves

>>215888462
I want to be treated kindly by boys

>>215888597
So true.

>>215888590
i dont know i never played the remake
>>215888596
they are most likely not limiting their fps to 60 thats what breaks the game

>>215888596
typical for games of that era

>>215888615
uh...no?

BREAKING NEWS!!!

>>215888626
go on

fap or no, tonight?

>>215888640
Flip a coin

>>215888640
roll?

>>215888640
Save that cum for your girlfriend

Evens I brush my rotten teeth
Odds I don't

You are fuckin transgendah! You fuck! You’re chinese

Everyone here deserves better, and are worthy of a better life for themselves.

>>215888671
I do the opposite of what the numbers tell me

>>215888682
Easy for you to say

>>215888620
uh...yes? uhh sweetie?? literally every bethesda game from that period locks up all the time without a billion patches and you have to spam quick save

>>215888682
I wish I looked like this

Guess I'm wanking

>>215888653
Yeah no I'll be saving for life

>>215888695
but then an monke would eat u

>>215888682
ai slop gross

>>215888682
Is that a heckin bananasaurus rex!?

Anyone else hyped for the huggy wuggy skin to drop on the fortnite store?

are 4k youtube videos real 4k

>>215888739
no

hehe you guys are funny.
don't show up to /cum/ tomorrow.

>>215888747
ok

Might get a pizza today

>>215888690
>bethesda
wow, a shitty dev makes broken games that need millions of fixes? whats next? an EA game with MTX?

Women are sexual objects

>>215888737
Are they doing evil boxy boo?

>>215888782
4u

>>215888773
you only got an hour and a half left, better hurry

listening to linkin park

>>215888785
just huggy

>>215888792
For Chad and Jerome

>>215888799
Crawwllinggg inn my skinnnn

>>215888793
It's 1:30 here bucko

>>215888808
That’s cool. I don’t even know what game those characters are from. But it’s crazy how much content is in Fortnite.

Stupid dogberg is taking up half the bed again I'm sick of this nigga

deedee...megadoodoo

>>215888860
back to the cuckchair with you

>>215888860
get a shock collar

>>215888867
Haha I remember that one

I’m such a cumdiddly diggler. That’s what my dad said. He also said “breungh” and “baba weeow bobo” because he’s a fucking retard! My dad is not a brain guy, folks!

recycle

>>215886991
>>215886991
>>215886991

>>215888860
kick him off? you're in charge

>>215888689
I said deserves. Forgive yourself and live happier.