Thread 215886991

merkava edition

>>215885098

>>215886991 (OP)
CLEAN IT UP, JANNY!

This is what toronto and calgary will look like when America begins the russification of itself but hey its still better of it's current state filled to the brim with zutts

Making a coffee to eat…


…with my ass!

>>215886991 (OP)
what tank models are those?

>>215888934
merkava

>>215888394
t. Zhang

>>215888934
T55

>>215888394
Bro Singapore your airport is crazy! Calgary will just spread out forever so it shouldn’t become a trash mountain. Instead it will be strip malls and condos as far as the eye can see.

>>215888967
looks like merkava

>>215888946
i prefer the tiger 1

modern day dinosaurs
grim

>>215889000
i like the abrams

>>215888995
VGH

>>215889017
abrams is boring

>>215889027
t. seething germoid LARPer

I will not be demoralized

Anyone here seen the super Mario bros movie

>>215889023
lol. I love that particular ‘jak.

>>215889082
its ok

>>215889043
??

I will not consider my life lived until I finally know the taste of a woman's toes

Canadians started to dismember Mexicans, be careful

I'm using mobile data and suddenly it said that I'm banned so I checked out the post that got the IP banned and someone posted a rotting neovagina on /x/ while I was posting an appeal it suddenly said that I'm not banned anymore

>>215889126
I look like this

>>215889000
I like the t90

Just learned a furry foot fetish artist I follow is black

>>215889192
Is it zp92?

>>215889097
You’re a Giants fan? My team is the Eagles. I can’t believe you fuckers beat us last week. Dart and Skattebo were pretty awesome.

>>215889205
Yeah lol

Dogberg is having a nightmare

Evens I wake him
Odds I let him suffer

Covert CIA operations in Venezuela now have the presidential seal of approval.
God bless President Donald Trump.

>>215889223
That's nuts I've been gooning to his work for 10 years

>>215889192
>>215889205
>>215889223
>>215889236
absolutely horrendous

>Mention a complex concept to someone.
>Realize what I said doesn't make sense without context.
>Even worse, I have to explain three different topics before I can connect it back.
A college education can't fix autism.

>>215889223
How did you find out that he's black

>>215889253
You’re just too smart…

The inside of my body is mostly goop. I’m a big goopy spooky skeleton in a skin envelope.

>>215889261
He posted pictures of himself at a con on X

>>215889277
Post it

>>215889269
No, only us midwits get in this situation.

>>215889277
Alright I didn't mean to post with that image attached but that's really funny

>>215889014
Kazuarysaur.

>>215889253
>okay so basically the third moon is lorkhans corpse from the last kalpa but you cant actually see its true form because it would blow your mind
>sir this is wendies

penis!

>>215889308
so true

just realized the wet wipes are in the upstairs bathroom
would have preferred not to be in this situation

>>215889282
Find it yourself, you know his username

>>215889317
Use water and soap

>>215889335
What's the issue

I’m taken a shit

>>215889335
Lazy bitch

>>215889299
chad kazuary vs beta ostrich

Did you the water doesn't need to be hot for noodles to be done? You can add room temperature water and wait...

>>215889362
okay

>>215889351
omg sameeee!!

>>215889362
Urine is warmer than room temp so it’ll go faster
Little piece of advice

Sorry didn’t want to kill the thread

fk just made a horrendous post

>>215889423
not your fault bud

>>215889431
I didnt see it

>>215889431
when doesnt he

Aunt May kinda hot

>>215889442
>215889389


>>215889450
odd behavior for someone who's trying for kids

>>215889431
I've seen jason, brian, mousey, and midfoid. who is fk?

>>215889451
Which one?

>>215889467
From Spiderman

>>215889466
footkraut, german flag who likes feet
no idea why this anon thinks that mexican is footkraut

Live your myth in Russia

>>215889485
fk is on an italian vpn

>>215889478
Hell yeah

i dont remember if i was supposed to put the rubber bands on my braces over 2 teeth on the top or on the bottom

CIA, Queen, and Jalisco is OG /CUM/.
USA, Canada, Mexico.

I'm bored and lonely

It's not even cold out even though it's fall, this is like south brazil weather thank you

>>215889498
he claimed to be in naples, but apparently he has nothing better to do then post here

>>215889498
I’m on vacation you smelly doodo

I’m feeling manic. I want to play baseball. We need a /cum/ baseball team. We could rape all the other boards in a baseball league! 4chan baseball league. I want to be a dual-threat pitcher/hitter like chinese Shohei Ohtani. I’m a fuckin beast I need to go lift weights.

>>215889591
I will be the pitcher, I can pitch a spitball into Jason's face

I'm so blue if I had a son his name would be blueberry

I am absolutely retarded at tying knots. Or anything that involves working with my hands. I think growing up as a shut-in who sat at his computer all day stunted he part of my brain responsible for those skills.

>>215889591
I played beer league slowpitch and I couldnt even get it into the outfield

hopefully thats just because softballs are heavier

>>215889620
I'm blue da ba dee da ba da

>>215889620
Would you also have a blue house with a blue window and blue being the color of all that you wear?

I haven't been outside in almost 1 month I'm going nuts

>>215889591
lol

>>215889646
You are what you eat

>>215889631
It just takes practice. Hitting in baseball is really hard. A batting average of 30% makes you a star in the big leagues.

>>215889627
That started way earlier with parental neglect in fostering your fine motor skills as a young child

>>215889591
nothing wrong with being bi-winning

Ooohh massa you gonna make me squirt

>>215889673
japanese schoolgirls?

>>215889694
Why is black pussy so creamy

>>215889659
its funny, I made it a rule I had to get on base at least once a game over the season, and I managed that at least. Just wish I had batting cages or someone to practice with. Ive been doing tee-off pitches to myself since I was a kid but never had people to play with that threw fast

>>215889670
what kind of things should I have been doing back then? I was not an ipad kid, I had physical toys and friends to play with when I was very young.

>>215889704
What does it taste it?

>>215889703
nah theyre smoking cigarettes so they cant be in school

goodnight

>>215889713
I’ll never know unfortunately. Only speaking from experience by pornography.

>>215889718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMBqnAYxR8M

>>215889739
Not willing to slurp up an ebony hookers pussy cream?

>>215889746
fun song :)

>>215889756
I’m a man in a committed and loving relationship with my pregnant fiancée.
I have missed out on this experience for good!!!

>>215889787
Footkraut?

>>215889579
looks a bit dumpy

>>215889802
Yes hello Sir I am posting from the toilet in my Naples Airbnb. The pizza fritta and frittatine for dessert from yesterday are taking their toll.
Luckily there is a bidet to my right.

Longest you've stayed awake? For me it's like over 50 hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNUyi70i9XE
this guy is good vibes

>>215889737
Same. gn.

>>215889787
>with my pregnant fiancée.
oh shit you forget to wear a rubber now you're gonna have kids and no time for /cum/ posting all night smdh

>>215889834
The whole city looks like shit.
Every square inch is full of graffiti and trash is everywhere.
>>215889845
That’s INSANE.
Doubt I’ve ever stayed up even 20 hours.

>>215889845
maybe 24, probably less. why were you awakre for 50?

>>215889883
It was intentional. We bought ovarian cycle test strips and I force nutted for a week.

>>215889909
erm aren't you supposed to marry her first

>>215889845
i stayted awake to get a character to 60 in week 1 molten core and i was awake for about 70 hours straight but then the items in the game started talking to me so i took a 8 hour rest

>>215889891
>>215889898
I was traveling somewhere and could not sleep on the flight and just stayed awake for over two days
For me once I get over the initial sleepiness, then it's tough to sleep

>>215889935
Lmao you're insane

>>215889935
fukkin nerd

>>215889845
30 I think I already started to have hallucinations and see things moving at the corner of my eyes

>>215889891
>The whole city looks like shit.
>Every square inch is full of graffiti and trash is everywhere.
why are italians so messy

Maybe I should become a garbage peddler

>>215890000
you should become a digits getter on 4channel.org you're already doing well at it

>>215889957
>>215889974
that's not that bad, is it?

>>215889991
>picrel
lel

Hmmm maybe I should sell all my assets, fuck whores in foreign countries, and then blow my head off once I use up all my money

skywars and hunger games used to be so fun

>>215890069
>69
Nice bro!

>>215890069
how will you get a gun outside of america?

I told the bartender I was bummed out that I threw out a joint in an old cigarette pack because I forgot it was in there, so she gave me one.

>>215890100
weedheads these days

>>215890100
>i suffer in mexico

eating ramen

Im going to need 3 references and a cover letter to hire you for this $21 an hour job. Btw your supervisor doesnt speak english

>1 AM
good night

>>215890017
It is desu but who gives a fuck

>>215890161
You forgot the 1-3 years of experience

I think the longest I've stayed up was 24h straight in vegas and then I immediately fell asleep on the plane and slept all the way back home

You can see a little bit of my house toward the upper right corner

>>215890233
>1-3 years of experience
>Bachelor's minimum in a related field
>Must be blah blah blah certified

>>215890279
Nobody cares

>>215890165
The night is young!

>>215890326
Have you ever left the disney resort part of Mexico where 90% of the economy is based around tourism and gone anywhere cool?

>>215890372
This is my nearest neighbor's house, how does the land does this look to you?

>>215890372
The neighbors below.
Friends of mine that live in Puerto Vallarta use my house as a vacation spot sometimes.

>>215890401
Looks like he hasn’t been to friendly with the narcos and that’s why he can’t rebuild

>>215890401
>fake stone wall
Prop for the gringoyim. May as well have stayed in California you insufferable faggot. Keep it on facebook

>>215890428
The house doesn't have running water or electricity
>>215890432
You're an idiot.

I posted the muy authentico stuff earlier today

give me a job

>>215890192
i give a little bit of a fuck i guess because its sad to be not normal

Y’all need Jesus or ayahuasca

>>215890612
i need a big ol bullet ricocheting through my cranium

>>215890577
The jeets need jobs more than you do, cracker.

>>215890741
give me a quest then

Jeets hire each other
They build businesses and care for their community
White people just whine around

i don't want to be lazy af anymore

>>215890750
sing a song from the peak of a mountain within 7 days

>>215890774
kys footjeet

I think I can become chad through sheer willpower.

>>215890786
i live in iowa

>>215890774
>Jeets hire each other
white only neighborhoods, businesses, and cities are actively destroyed becuase theyre too much of a threat to the inferiors
every race plays like a mafia in the west except for natives. its time to end it

You bitches are like little labubus to me

>>215890817
that's why it's a quest.

>>215890880
what happens if i fail

LOL this is gold

Personally I like a woman with a little thickness

>>215890903
Like what degree

bored
hope i die soon

>>215890982
You’re gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul

wish i was in a concentration camp
i know i'd be a kapo anyways so it wouldn't be that bad

>>215890915
That's good

>>215891050
Living in the gulag would prob be pretty nice in the summer.

>>215890915
I can tell she has BPD just from her face

I don’t feel so good. Haha just a little weird.

>>215890310
>>215890534
Vgh

>>215891163
Big Phat tiDdies

https://youtu.be/Yc5OyXmHD0w
Big fan of this song.

>43F
Divine weather.

Breakfast idea: English muffins with toejam

What does “VGH” mean? I’m out of touch on the newest 4chan lingo and google was zero help.

>>215892680
VVGGGHHHHHH......

why cant episcopal into charity?

>>215892793
>the New Canadian Empire
HEIL.

Need me an extremely hot desi gf tb.h

>>215893339
She got that yummy yum

>>215893339
would redeem

>>215893339
Disgusting!

Got a refreshing 3 hours of sleep

give me money

>>215894381
lol

get this gay shit off my screen

>>215894538
Gay sex.......

Just learned people from Dublin are called shaggers. Fucking why lol?

>>215895059
Praise Somalia

>>215895191
Shaggers love eating faggots!!

I need to get my mother a birthday present but I don't know what
>inb4 sex toys

i ate a pound of pie for breakfast

kind of hard to wrap my mind around the fact that countries exist where the average IQ is in the low 60s
I know that they are not exactly functional countries but still, that is borderline mental retardation tier

>>215895298
get her me in a cake and ill burst out and strip for her

>>215895298
Give her sex

>>215895298
seriously though is she hot

>>215895298
does she wear perfume? this year I got my mom a bottle of daisy by marc jacobs and a bundt cake and she loved it

>>215895298
take her out to dinner and a show

>>215895354
Bit racist, blacks are trying their best ok?

>>215895492
She loves too far away
>>215895465
No but she does smoke a shit load of weed

>>215895546
Lol

Having parents that do drugs is so trashy and SAD

Picrel is one of the hardest images to ever exist imo

>>215895649
If you’re 14 and just discovered Slipknot maybe

>>215895354
IIRC at least one of those estimates was done using a study of kids in a group home for retards in Spain

laid down a bed of tp to protect my bum from poseidon’s kiss

>>215894538
Zamn

i often wear the same undies for weeks

Boomers really eat up that AI slop like it's gourmet

So anyway is spinster here? Been thinking about her

waiting for an apointment with my shrink

>>215896402
Trust me redditjeet, non-jeets know

gooned for 15 hours yesterday
i can't do that again

>>215896808
Did you think of me?

have begun adding cacao powder and cinnamon to my coffee
soon I will be so antioxidated that my oxidation is in the negatives

Don’t understand simps.
Feels like a personal death.
I am cold as stone.

>>215896808
Yeah you can break out of it

>>215896952
sounds delish

What are black people names that you actually like?

For me it's Miracle

>>215897081
I like Abraham, Elijah, Moses. Anything like that from the Old Testament.

Me the father

>>215897081
I was gonna say Tyrone but that's Irish isn't it

>>215897190
what is this

>>215897081
O’Neil is a banger

>>215897190
Niggas will walk into hell completely oblivious just to get pussy

>>215897249
Eddington

>>215897081
Nigerian names are kino
>Goodluck
>Godswill
>Listen-God
>Bountiful-Joy
They're like the pilgrims naming their kids Temperance and Charity

Nobody would be upset if fk was stabbed by a nafri

>>215897498
He'd end up being arrested for racism while the Nafri was let out with community serivce

pork mogs beef in a bolognase

Schizojeet is back tripfagging
>>215896296
>>215890120

I don’t give my attention to fools.

>>215897889
https://youtu.be/Z0mrOFZuNJo?si=lA69_pyIxOoS-H3t

i liked obama

Conservatives be like:

>>215897190
This movie was fucking hilarious

>>215898318
I do that

>>215898318
>Conservatives
>the wandering jew seething at Aryan creativity

I’m an awful fucking person. Just totally irreparably broken. I endured trauma that made me this way. But I alone bear responsibility for my shitty actions. And now I’m totally cold and alone, which is the justice I’ve earned.

>>215898421
Ok

ケモ改変ってまじでどうやってるんですか
今度くうたくんケモ改変したいんですよね

cummypies i am drinking covfefe

>>215898728
Ok

i wish i were 7 feet and 9 inches tall

I like bridges

Breakfast was oatmeal, cottage cheese, two kiwis, milk, and tea

I went through TSA and the detector thing showed a red box over my pp. Any other certified big pp havers in here?

>>215898825
Ok

>>215898874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVEkCujOHkg

>>215898883
Last time I flew in the US, this happened to me. A tall kween was the one who flagged me and told but the guy had to pat me down. It should have been the Shaniqua!!!

>>215898825
so you can bump your head everywhere and not fit in any seat or bed?

>>215886991 (OP)
It's honestly cute that latinxes think they're the successors of Rome
They're obviously not, but it's cute they think that and act like the Spanish Empire was superior to the British one by posting a meme in English

>>215899178
>Rome conquered England in 43AD
>Rome finished conquering Spain & Portugal in 19BC
Yet, if you say England was also Roman they chimpout

I love unknown callers

>>215899241
Spain and Portugal also notably didn't have significant Mesoamerican DNA

>>215899326
They have 2 distinct copes for this:
>100% Spanish conquistador DNA SENORRRRRRR!
>50% Conquistador chad and 50% Aztec chad I am pure conqueror unlike you other Europeans. Also you genocided the natives which is somehow bad now o algo.

last bit of family moved away feel alone

so today one of my gangstalkers tried sneaking a photo of me with his phone and when i confronted him about it he punched me with brass knuckles

>>215899434
Honestly Greeks might be better than Romans because unlike Italians and Spaniards I don't see this cope from Greeks anywhere

>>215899497
Greek neo-pagans are also the only non-faggot larper pagans in Europe. It's still bullshit, but at least they somehow make it seem respectable

>>215899598
It's funny though, most Greeks love when you talk about how cool Ancient Greece is but they won't like you worshipping Hellenic gods because a lot of them are devout Christians
Like how Latin is the basis for Western Europe country's languages, Greek is the basis for the Cyrillic alphabet

im hungry nigga

>>215899664
Eat this bussy

Who put this cum inside my balls?

>>215899634
Mostly because Orthodox Christianity is deeply intertwined with Greek identity, they are not separable. They aren't even keen on Catholics and those are as close to Orthodox as you can get in practice.

Hey, hey
I want a Chinese takeaway
Hey, hey
Wooo wooo wooo
Hey, hey
I want a Chinese takeaway
Hey, hey
Wooo wooo wooo

I just saw an Instagram reel by a big boob bitch saying the jeets are coming to Mexico.

Help.

>>215899767
To be fair Catholics argue with Orthos all the time as well
>>215899834
Not so fun when a bunch of people from a country shittier than yours come over, huh?

>>215899834
Before Brandon was deposed, Jeets were the fastest growing illegal group entering from Mexico and the 3rd largest nationality

>>215899834
They're going there to get here. No one willingly stays in Mexico

>>215886991 (OP)
/int/ became a mossad playground

>>215899861
>To be fair Catholics argue with Orthos all the time as well
Do you mean LARPers online? Because the Catholic Church is incredibly friendly to the Orthodox Church nowadays, meanwhile the Orthodox seethe if one of their Patriarchs even makes the slightest gesture towards the Catholics. Ecumenical is an insult for Orthodox.

I’m cold

>>215899948
Yeah probably larpers online

>>215900065
I only learned this recently but the contrast is sorta hilarious
>Catholics: We welcome our brothers in the faith, our beloved and ancient Orthodox Church. We regret our past conflicts and hope to move forward in an Ecumenical spirit of Christian Unity.
>Orthodox: There is a peril much greater and more hideous than all the sects taken together, than even the satanists. That is the contemporary heresy, characteristic of our time – the heresy of ecumenism.
>Ecumenism is a common name for the pseudo-christianities, for the pseudo-churches of Western Europe. Within it is the heart of all European humanisms led by the Papacy. All these pseudo-christianities, all these pseudo-churches are nothing more than one heresy next to the other. Their common name is pan-heresy.
Like damn

hello

>>215900256
Salut

Does anyone else dream of falling in love

i think i’ll commit my life to painting like van gogh did. he started at 27 you know

>>215900049
You're gay

>>215900300
hows it going?

Why not just set up automated turrets that shoot at everything all along the border

>>215900314
i dreamt of my best friend falling for me. i domt have friends

>>215900405
What was your best friend like in the dream

>>215900394
They’d kill a bunch of cows

>>215900405
what about me

>>215900330
He was already an accomplished sketch artist in early childhood

Anyone who has ever accomplished anything meaningful had already started before 25. Hell, on average they were barely even 20. Conquerers, inventors, artists, architects, astronauts... that's the truth of the matter. If you haven't done anything with yourself by 25, it's too late. You're a failure on a genetic level and there is no such thing as a "late bloomer".

>>215900394
that would be a hecking racism and who will work for slave wages do you really want corporations to pay american citizens a livable wage you fucking chud?

>>215900414
she was a beautiful, smart lady

>>215900377
Breddy gud, hbu?

200 seconds left until I can make the new

>>215900575
for me its 105 seconds

>>215900510
sounds like me haha ginger right

>>215900414
>>215900510
*religious as well

>>215900429
lmao you're a genuine loser if you actually believe that
those guys typically "started young" because they were practically born into it or born into wealthy families or inherited fortunes and businesses
life is about playing the hand you're dealt and if its a shit hand you can still make a great play as long as you're alive

>>215900615
latina

>>215900510
I’m not beautiful or smart but I can be your lady

>>215900650
you aint a woman either

This new better be epic

New
>>215900686