Thread 215889908

laurence llewelyn bowen edition

poo smells lmao

alright then lads how’s today looking

still baffles me that people go online and tell others to kill themselves over arbitrary shite
what would be the point

>>215893568
Lovely fella, just lovely

toilberg got me on the ropes today simply can’t be arsed with it

it all makes sense when you realise the belgian virgin is “Timmy” and “Katy” represents the girl he wanted but couldn’t get, he’s telling us a tale of woe

>>215893636
he will never have sex :( Katy must be his school crush that never noticed him

>>215893591
yes and welsh
imagine that

luv tom skinner so much

bosh!

>>215893775
have you met him in person?

>>215893775
did you see his rant gone mental

willy has been smelling foul recently and is always smeggy

We’re all in here then wahey

Slept dodgy on my shoulder ffs

>>215893891
I would rub it for you with my warm hands but my hands are cold right now :(

>>215894624
It’s real lad, all of it

>>215893838
wash it you vile evil incel

nth for the baddiedem

>>215894670
>68. Oliver
>69. Oliver

um?

>59. Stev
um

>>215893550
Been a rough couple days so far, just tired

>>215894691
Stevie lol
>>215894696
Back to back Olivia’s lad get in

um

>>215893550
Today's boring and slow, hoping toilberg lets me WFH tomorrow so I don't have to take the tube and I can stay at home with my jammies on

leftypol be like "pave the lot, get the tower blocks up, move the pakis in"

>>215894719
Rorke stacking Ls(downvotes)

there's no objective reason why 'people of color' is acceptable but 'colored people' is racist, it's just leftypol being a miserable control freak

overslept like fuck again
i guess my body needed it

ftm trannys be namin they self edward and alex and shit
mtf trannys be namin they self after anime women and pornstar names

irrefutable proof that men are more autistic and porn addicted

Shagged a lad called Keir me

>>215894719
no point debating leftypol really
just let him fade into obscurity whispering delusions to himself

>>215894719
TraineePilot_Jessica had crangert on the ropes

I’ve actually got 2 Stevie’s, strange name

time to start my list for santa

>>215894763
Sir Keir Shagger

Sir Lad Shagger

>>215894670
Yeah no sure it is bud

>>215894670
Kek I also keep a shag list
Good to know im not the only one, thought I was a bit weird for it

>>215894740
Cronem boxing glove when Katie begs for some rough treatment in Timmy's bedroom

>>215894719
you have to wonder how different the world would be if women were never given the vote

even jeff bezos'ses bank balance started at one point at $0, lads

NEVER stop the grind

umchickens being fed along an abattoir conveyor belt and dropped into industrial meat grinders

>>215894799
Not sure it's a female woman thoughbeit

>>215894759
na ftms are the freakiest niggas you will ever see on this planet

Are you seriously replying to reddit screencaps? Grim, bleak even

western europe is the new soviet union

Just not true though is it mate

you can tell when someone is a neo-Rorke when they're obsessed with being right all the time and debating
TRVE Rorke's like myself who've been doing it since 2010 have long outgrown that phase

ftm are so desperate for even a shred of validation that you can do pretty much anything you want to them if you just say "good boy" now and then
of course you have to get in before they chop their tits and start growing their face hair

Noticing a strong correlation between the biggest slag names and most common girls' names
Weird that innit

>>215894831
this nigga using a whole loaf of bread for a sandwich

>>215894834
trvke im ready to take to the streets by now

I'm AutismMan and my superpower is the ability to spend 18 hours a day on a Laotian crochet bulletin board

>>215894789
What’s your most common name?

>>215894719
Nah he did you there tbf
He's off to shag his missus and you're rattled

>>215894831
people will say dont get fancy stuff then but the items he's buying should be dirt cheap tbf and you shouldnt have to settle for fucked up goyslop versions

>>215894831
no one who eats fucking salmon sandwiches is complaining about the price of food

>>215894817
yh thats a whole nother box of frogs

having short term sexual relationships with dozens of girls is demonic

been rorkeing since 1990

>>215894816
good shout
replace the vote with shutting down mental asylums

Windrush
The lionesses
Gareth Southgate
Gogglebox
Big John Fisher
Our NHS
British Values


State enforced normalshittery

BOSSSSH

>>215894831
this mong shopping at some independent wanky deli and complaining about food prices

>>215894875
80 of them lad, you’re not wrong I am a bit messed up from it all

>>215894860
not at all what I'm saying
gain a clue mate

>>215894875
it's very unhealthy

>>215894803
turn those bitches into umburgers

>>215894880
*makes a bit of a face as your old man smell hits my nostrils but says nothing for politeness’ sake*

I'm ludo-Rorke
That is, I'm Rorke for the fun of it and my goal is to get a rise out of leftypops

>>215894786
>these names
Do you live in rural Gloucestershire or something?

>>215894742
whenever i used to post on reddit i'd always downvote my message instantly so i'd never appeal to vain consensus seeking wankstains, my wisdom was only accessible to those who didn't care about the number of doots

>>215894786
chatgpt generate me a list of female names that i can copy into my notes app

also pic rel is my list

>>215894889
>Don't be racist Del, the Muslims are alright

>>215894902
you aint a real rorke

selling a grocery bag full of diarrhea on ebay

New gimmique is it? 2/10 so far

also keep a bit of a shag list myself

>>215894864
I do believe Mohammad is the most common name on Earth

nice one lads here's mine

>>215894942
>grocery bag
F O Y
O
Y

>>215894893
Don't like any of those things
Don't even know who John Fisher is

>>215894930
That was my point? List of names in a notes app doesn’t prove anything

get the gay labubus raped

anyone else a clumsy cunt?

two left hands me

>>215894964
fat geezer, says bosh

>>215894941
what are you gonna take to the streets and do then sunshine

had a good post about australia several hours ago but there were no australians to see it so i held off on posting it
but now i forgot what it was and i doubt i'll ever remember

Why is nobody talking about the fact that 5% beef mince went from £3.50 to £5.50 for 500g in the blink of an eye?

>>215894893
You will support the football team
You will drink the overpriced pints
You will shop at the Sainsbury's
And you'll be happy

>>215894983
That was my point? List of names in a notes app doesn’t prove anything

Get the London 2012 opening ceremony watched, Rorke

>>215894786
Predicted your post when I last updated the note in 2023 did I

got the floyd on (animals)

>>215895001
doubt it was much good with you being an american and all

>>215895003
not poor so i don't really pay attention to such little details

>>215895012
charade you are

>>215894986
mad to think these are real animals that managed to not go extinct until now

>>215894986
bamboo shoots are delicious

It's Thursday, you WILL be clapping for the NHS later, right?

trimmed my nails and can’t reach my favourite booger crevices anymore. proper gutted

no idea how badly i wanted to skull fuck and throatpie the woman from "bones" when i were about 12
also the goth chick from ncis
loved my crime shows so i did

Team I'm in wetherspoons is this table 89 or 68?

I think 68

Russia, China and others are secretly British cryptocolonies

>>215895038
This nigga a panda lmao

>>215895017
YY

>>215895041
got my horn on standby

WTF happened to the hawk tuah girl

>>215895070
shut it you man

>>215895092
exposed as a cia experiment like timmythick

>>215895092
Crypto rugpull and early retirement

shoving decapitated barbie doll heads up my arse

>>215895086
Hate this era so much it's unreal

>>215895092
does your mum know that you saved that photo to your phone and posted it on 4chan

>>215895011
kayleigh is it too late to say I'm sorry and kayleigh can we get it together again?

>>215895092
is chatgpt broken

Everyone in ilkeston just got pissed and did coke by the reservoir
One lad got absolutely battered and fell in with about 400 squid worth of sniff in his pocket

Remember in Australia they were 1000x worse during Covid than even we were
Putting down dozens of dogs in case they possibly maybe happened to probably have Covid
BONUS: remember those early Chink videos of people shaking to death in the streets with Covid which the Aussies entirely believed

3 names lost to the sands of time here it’s very sad

>>215895122
i replied to the wrong person me oh well

feel sorry for this new generation of lads. not one of them will ever be able to have a gf that hasn't had an onlyfans
the absolute grim state of it

>>215895011
I predicted your post too mate
>>215895007
My bad dawgy

>>215895140
>remember those early Chink videos of people shaking to death in the streets
Now there's a memoryhole

>>215895140
I reemmber lol

need to get my wank schedule sorted

>>215895119
2020-21 was peak fucking clown world

>>215895140
yeah, we're retarded, what's your point? England t'weren't shippin their best 'ere

>>215895164
how about clearing it and getting a hobby

>>215895149
shite bait or 35 year old shut-in autist?

>>215895140
Mental to think back on.

destroy anime

There are still mask and social distancing signs near the Tescohen I go to, nobody ever bothered removing them

Trolls fuming. I'll be back on the road soon enough and I shan't be killing any wildlife

>>215895201
What’s tescohen

>>215895201
its the new normal rorke

>>215895153
shagged 80 women mate it is known

>>215895140
>those early Chink videos of people shaking to death in the streets with Covid
Insane to look back on those. The severity of them is how politicians still talk about Covid and yet those specific videos I don't think get any proper coverage.

>>215895212
nothings tescohen with me, what's tescohen with you

>>215895187
32 and not autistic (never been tested thoughbeitblatt) but you've got absolutely no idea about modern women. hold your tongue

leftypol complaining about people not masking anymore on bluesky

>>215895188
omg she is literally hitler

>>215895060
Zoomers crashing out over 2 digits

for me, it's china intentionally leaking a virus from one of their labs and suffering 0 consequences for it

blud implied tesco is a jewish consiracy
what level of incel is that

>>215895180
>hobby
you just know the clown that posted this hasn't any hobbies of his own

>>215895246
as if western governments werent complicit from the start

the flat rorke theory

>>215895246
china stays winning
if youre not on team china in 2025 youre FINISHED

>>215895188
holy fuuaaaarrrrrrrkkk Keira looking MINT

>>215895246
Orange Man said they did it while the WHO said they didn't (then later said they might've)

>>215895201
These things tend to stick. Here we have military patrolling the streets since 2015 and it has never gone away, it became the new normal. Rules that were presented as extremes required by exceptional circumstances became law

:-]

For me it was when you could sit down in a pub or restaurant but if you wanted to stand up you had to wear a mask

Tesco is short for TesCOHEN

>>215895188
Handled that question much better than Emma

lots of aggressive grim rodents in here trying to btfo one another

>>215895224
you don’t have to be actually autistic to be a clueless autist
you’re living in a cartoon world if you seriously think a significant portion of women are fingering themselves for men online

>>215895267
why are you so annoyed lad I’m all ears if you want to have a chat with me

shoved an entire test-tube worth of covid early on

The bri'ish population are curtain twitching busybodies
I would imagine most brits to be entirely happy in East Germany

>>215895153
let's have makeup sex and we can write eachothers names in our shaglist x

>>215895173
remember at school we'd have to wear them all day aside from when we had to eat in the cafeteria and we were all literally sat besides and across from each other then you had to put them back on again to go and hang around at lunch and you'd get teachers coming up to you saying if you keep taking your mask off you'll be sent inside for lunch, the zoomers I was with all thought it was tarded but the teachers genuinely took it seriously

>>215895246
no it just happened to be from some mangy bat that was used in a soup in Wuhan and certainly not from the Wuhan Institute of Virology where they were literally conducting experiments with the stuff, then you had people saying it say racist to blame it on chiner

>>215895219
So have I mate it’s known look at my notes app

>>215895308
5% of british women are on onlyfans

>>215895307
btfo’d your mums arse lad night #donehim #done #stickaforkinhimbecausehe’sDONE

Why don't all the supermarkets merge and then they'll be able to charge whatever prices they want?

If I ever get an interview at one then I'm going to suggest that

>>215895330
#rapedhisbum

>>215895308
delusional, odious little runt you are mate. been with plenty of women and spent time around plenty too, unfortunately. women are evil demonfolx who should all be lined up against the wall and shot dead in front of their own children, god willing

>>215895320
they don;t see the benefjits of it
also all nightclubs were build years ago and are pretty grotty these days

I'm Preston Garvey, I'm with the Minutemen

>>215895333
noooo shop at Kraut budget supermarche which don't pay taxes here and has dogshit quality control!!!!!!!!!!

>>215895348
tremendous post

lil bro thinks everyone is sad enough to edit images and that boys and girls don’t have sex in the real world oh dear xx

>>215895303
Goyslop for the shabbos goys

>>215895330
SENT THAT NIGGER FREAK FLYING

Still nothing at toil. Still posting on here.

>>215895333
think they can't do that

Genuinely think most people have just completely forgotten any of it happened

To think some posters were in school when covid happened. Might explain why some are so autistic

I'm beginning to have my doubts about "80WomenAndLivedMyTwentiesToTheFullestLad" AKA "8020"

>>215895373
s

>>215895366
thanks da x

>>215895348
TRVTH NVKE

shagged ~120 women but wouldn't say I lived my twenties to the fullest tbqh

>>215895348
right well this is all completely true of course but you’re conveniently forgetting your egregiously incorrect onlyfans remark thus making you the odious little wormish slug of a man in this scenario

>>215895396
I’m real and here, suggest a way I can prove it and I’ll go about it

Slept with 9 women from 8 different countries
Mr worldwide me

i was 30 when covid happened

i'm the only honest man here
they call me honest abe

>>215895435
ktim

Only shagged three birds cause I'm a romantic. Kissed a good two dozen though.

>>215895435
Brother-in-lawberg's 30th was on Blue Monday during covid, just not on that

lifting a nigger midget above my head and ripping it in half

>>215895395
I was autistic before covid during school though

A lot of girls have been interested in me, but I became mentally stunted in school and have rejected all of them.

>>215895452
i've shagged four
two were one night stands

>>215895421
I'm not sure 8020, maybe someone more creative than me can think of a solution.
>>215895416
We will call you 120.
>>215895430
You can be called "9 (Global)".
>>215895452
Ok, we will call you "3ButKiss12Anon".

shagging 120 girls hasn't done me much good tbf should have just been normal and got a gf as young man

I can post some old insta dms, should’ve replied to this one

>>215895476
Not bad lad. One of mine was a one night stand. Ive had sex maybe 500 times total

stfu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJsloJmMbis

>>215895417
yeah? meet me at Town Hall Station in 15 minutes and i'll HEEM your nigger brains in

fucking mozzies are eating me alive
i should be home in my ancestral arctic homelands of great britain not suffering in a desert wasteland

>>215895470
Yeah we could tell mate x

>>215895510
Yeah but here it's the fucking muzzies

>>215895510
australia is your ancestral home mate don't let woke tell you otherwise

>>215895452
i don't shag much, just prefer copping gobbies, that eay i don't get the slag preggers and I don't have to make her feel good by fucking her. fucking hate women, they're all dogs!

>>215895510
Your women are so sexy though

kin ell
Wasn’t interested in her offers, trollop

>>215895521
Are you a swan?

>>215895490
30 year olds don't receive messages like this.

Free money

>>215895534
Types like someone off a council estate

>>215895543
Is this a horse or some gay leftypol thing

I dunno what it is about Roisin Conaty but I fancy the pants off her. Don't understand how she's single.

>>215895534
mate... we all know that's you talking to yourself on fake profiles. get a fucking grip will ya, pull ya fucking socks up mate

Anyone who’s genuinely shagged 80 women would never be so desperate to prove it on the anonymous unemployed incel forum

scotsmen in thick eskimo fur coats struggling through knee-deep snowdrifts to get home to their igloos in spring

>>215895543
Last time you said free money I put the bet on and it didn't come through

Wtf is she cracking up at?
>>215894031

>>215895560
already shagged her, non-consenual ofc

coating the floor with poo and sliding around in my socks

>>215895560
yeah she does it for me as well just something about her

>>215895564
never underestimate the lengths some failed normies on here will go to try and make themselves feel the king of the virgins

>>215894986
>we NEED these things to breed
um, why exactly? just import brown and black bears if you really want bears shitting in your woods for some reason.

>>215894986
what's the actual story behind how these bears became so hopeless did we just breed the retarded ones only

anyways I’ll leave it there, just a peak behind the curtain of an ex shagger enjoy your day lads

>>215895630
Were you free?

>>215895008
I was 19 when it happened and I think it was the first time I became aware of the NHS as a state religion

>>215895630
christ fuck me you didn't crop out her face well enough lad and I can see why you didn't respond

>>215895630
Mate I can see she's a fucking nigger minger from the pfp, youre pathetic bragging about this

>>215895648
probably mate but I’m pretty sure I turned down far more birds than I ever shagged, lazy you see

need a film to watch

>>215895560
She has the exact same voice as Alison Hammond

>>215895665
>>215895660
yeh she doesn’t look great does she lol, didn’t go near her

>>215895679
crimson victory directed by cronem

>>215895201
Was in America earlier this year and still saw many people in cities wearing them
Even our shitlibs aren't that entrenched

>>215895660
>>215895665
Seething virgins

>>215895560
she has neoliberal teeth

>>215895696
why's that me old chiner

>>215895711
Your gimmick is shite mate
Don't bother samefagging about how hilarious it is
We know it's you

>>215895696
Nah mate, calling yourself a shagger after shagging fifty mingers is like calling yourself well travelled after taking fifty day trips to the seaside. The Aryan male follows K selection

No practical tests available in any of my local test centres

>>215895733
you’ll note no response was given to her, shagging was for the pretty girls only

>>215895749
The raped

PICK TWO FLAVORS

>>215895728
why does it make you seethe so much
do you have very large gums? is that why you're a virgin?

>>215895749
*locally tests my boot on your skull*

>>215895586
That's a dude mate

>>215895756
Alright fair enough then mate

>>215895756
yeah? prove it then stop posting convos with mingers you didn't shag

>>215895627
A panda just rolls down a hill much for the same reason a tank just rolls over a trench. They can.

Due to the terrain they evolved in, pandas are specialized in rolling and tumbling about. Their body is adapted for tumbling easily and safely, so that's what they do, both deliberately and accidentally. They're not careful to avoid bumps and falls because they're not just not very dangerous to them.

>>215895773
Doesn't make me seethe just think it's funny that you were whining about every other gimmick and when asked to provide an example of a good one named your own which nobody had heard of or paid attention to
Very sad behaviour

>>215895761
Mint chocolate. Vanilla.

he's a big guy for you

>>215895761
For me it's Candy Cane-Spookies 'N Cream which is technically an impossible combination since they're both seasonal flavours and will never be available at the same time.

Women only flirt with me when I'm out with other people. Don't want to abandon my friends for pussy, but I also want pussy. It's quite the conundrum.

>>215895816
when have i ever done that you weirdo
it's not even "my" gimmick
seems like you're projecting?

Started a thread on /s4s/

>>>/s4s/12578247

Haven't had sex in 2,186 days

drinking milch
volkisch

>>215895844
Lol yeah sure thing mate

Women only flirt with me when

>>215895836
I bet the spooky one is just the same as cookies and cream but colored orange

>>215895855
i accept your concession

>>215895838
Mate your 3 friends aren't going to be that devastated if you leave night at the pub #237 early to get a bit of skirt

>>215895848
Try 12067

>>215895879
Fuck off mate

>>215895819
a solid choice
three flavors in one

>>215895871
I want the Spookies though. They sound delicious.

>>215895801
I’m not going to post faces am I, here’s a girl telling me I’ve got her pregnant lol. she’s actually fit but again I won’t dox lad

Incels who never leave their bedrooms talking like working class northerners again is it?

I accept your concussion

Haven't been comfortable dating in many years, as I am too lonely and love deprived to effectively filter out unsuitable partners. Kept getting spurned, and once heartbroken.

favourite femboy thats actual male not a girl pretending?

>>215895900
Aren't you an incel tranner who never leaves its bedroom? Lmao

>>215895896
well you'll have to wait till hollow ween

>>215895933
I'm literally sat in a wetherspoons right now

>>215895890
>Doesn't make me seethe
>proceeds to seethe

>>215895933
bodied that ugly tranny

Men talking like women again is it?

>>215895933
finished him

>>215895897
No one believe you mate. No real shagger is this desperate for randoms to believe his stories

Current life plan
>learn German/Hungarian
>get a job in Vienna
>find a wife in Hungary
>retire in the Hungarian countryside

>>215895933
no they're a top shagger tranny who went to spoons only an hour ago so they do leave their house you transphobic runt

>>215895949
done himm

>>215895933
launched that freak to the men's toilets

>>215895978
>>215895978
>>215895978

>>215895940
Who with? I'm posting from my work breakroom

>>215895897
>shagging two days before Christmas
Get a grip mate, you should be at your family home drinking mulled wine and eating mince pies not chasing tail
That pregnancy scare was god's punishment
Let me guess you aborted it without a second thought
Vile man

>>215895954
not desperate for anything just sharing my story with you. Have a good one anyway

>>215895940
you're a bloke dressed as a woman sat in wetherspoons looking at /brit/ on your phone and you're trying to insult other people?

>>215895882
We're 30. We're not going out to shag like uni students. It's a different mood now.

>>215895819
Based me too