Thread 215895406

Do you have a favorite 'dith in your country?

>>215895406 (OP)
>sexpest Timmy still trying to force this meme
You’re dying out and we’re replacing you and the babies in your womens wombs

>>215895444
You have to go back

>>215895444
You mean immigrant women are stealing euro semen given how euro man-foreign woman couples are twice or thrice more common than the opposite

>>215895406 (OP)
Always gives me a giggle

>>215895444
he's a jeet, dummy
t. knower

>>215895406 (OP)
does anyone have the soyjak of that bible verse where the guy summons two bears to kill 42 children for mocking his bald head?

>look at me look at me i'm blaspheming the Holy Prophet of Allah (PBUH)
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>215897424
I did it
I raped Muhammad

>>215898868
>I raped Muhammad
in the ZUTTHOLE???????

>>215895840
>>215897424

>>215895444
Lol what?
It's Indians and Blacks who tend have successful relationships with white women
Women here get the ick from anything muzzie lmao

>>215895444
Taiwanese are Timmies now?

Gem

>>215895806
What did he meant by this ???

'utt on the 'log

>>215899052
>Indians and Blacks who tend have successful relationships
kek

>>215899052
yes very true saar

>>215895444
You're not gonna have consensual sex Ahmed

>>215895406 (OP)
People rightly clown on those stupid muslim fairytales but then they read about a prophet living in the belly of a whale and they are like ''yeah nothing strange with that''

Trvke

>>215895444
Turkish men give women the ick

>>215904850
Probably right on that one.

"The Prophet said, 'I looked at Hell and saw that the majority of its inhabitants were women.'"

>>215903606
No one believes that dumb shit dude

>>215903606
The Old Testament at least has literary value, what the fuck does the Quran have?

>>215904850
Right, you let zutt men do it to you.

>>215905086
It's like poetic in its native language or something

>>215895444
>muzzie calling anybody else sexpest
Go back to your country and then look at a mirror

Muhammad's dating tips

>>215895444
You really thought everyone would support Palestine or whatever because eurocucks do?
Nah bitch you and the Jews are equally repellent to me

>>215895969
Goofy ahh loaves and fish

>>215902802
schizokino

>>215895444
>sexpest
Meanwhile Muslims

>>215895444
Zuttbroken

>>215897424
The saaaaaaar slayer was just a paki lmao

I was only fifty-four years old. I loved the ZVTT so much, I had all their merchandise and stories. I'd pray to Allah every night before I go to bed, thanking him for the life I've been given. "ZVTT is love", I would say, "ZVTT is life". My abu hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion for the ZVTT. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in my head in Abdullah's lap and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's the ZVTT. I'm so happy. They whisper in my ear, "तस्य मोचनार्थं समय". They grab me with their powerful Gypsy hands, and put me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for the ZVTT. They penetrate my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for the ZVTT. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against their force. I want to please the ZVTT. They roar a mighty roar, as they fill my butt with their love. My abu walks in. The ZVTT look him straight in the eye, and say, "It's all redeemed now". The ZVTT leave through my window. ZVTT is love. ZVTT is life.

>>215895444
>chinkoids are "timmy" now

>>215907471
he's unironically an indian mudlism.
yes, saarhunter is indian.

>>215908150
Did he actually live in Finland or was he a VPNfag?

>>215895444
Zutt status?

Was prophet Mohammed actually raped by Indians?

>>215908421
He could've been into it

>>215908421
Only the camel knows for sure

>>215908501
Let me rephrase that then.
Prophet Mohammad engage in sexual activities with several Indian males?

>>215906376
btw this is an extremely common thing historically, almost every single society had sanctioned pedophilia before christianity became a thing

>>215908591
>historically
this is still a contemporary issue in Islamic countries

>>215908585
Yes

>>215908644
in contemporary times it only survives as a custom in shitholes like afghanistan
arabia and iran are more modern than you are aware of

>>215908708
>Yes
Yuuuge if true.
Islam now officially the cucked (by Indians no less) religion.

>>215908585
Yes. Unironically.

>>215904850
But arap women love anal

Zuttbros... not like this...

>>215895744
>>215897306
>>215905294
Everything makes so much more sense when you operate on the notion that Muhammad was severely autistic.

>>215908770
>shitholes like Afghanistan
You mean like shitholes that pride themselves on living as Islamically as possible?

"Allah gave me the permission to fuck your wives" - Muhammad

>>215904850
>pedophilia good, buttsex bad

Reminder that this exists:
https://zutted.com/

>>215908947
>burn me if you want mohammed, it won't unrape you

>>215905069
raisin-head bros, we fucking won

New jinn lore

>>215895806
lmao

>>215895969
>What if we copied that famous jesus story but made it weird and disgusting

Loremasters, how does the jinn thing work in islam? I thought jinns were beings from pagan middel eastern myths. Are they just another form of angels?

>>215895444
It's so funny you think that white women aren't going to absolutely ruin you like they did us
Single motherhood minimum, psychologically damaged kids forever. They're going to turn your mosques into LGBTQA+ safe spaces, they will divorce rape you into the stratosphere.
We used to have to burn especially evil witches at the stake. You people have no natural defenses against the curse that is white women and you run straight into their evil lairs blindfolded

>>215909964
How were pebbles used when wiping yourself after answering the call of nature? I don't understand how pebbles could help the cause in any way.

>>215904850
>anal is only for prophet of Allah (receiving)

>>215910385
Kek

If Muslims spent more time worshipping Allah rather tham Mohamed and only followed the Quaran rather than Hadiths their religion might not be so supremely retarded.

>>215909964
Same logic for sea shells I hear.

>>215910434
what does this even mean?

>>215910517
alone, a Muslim is like a stick, easy to break. together, they form a mighty faggot

>>215910540
Kek'd

Reminder that for some reason being a polite house guest for Muhammad is in the Quran, the perfect eternal revelation and the only thing connecting humanity with our divine creator for the rest of eternity.
No time to say slavery is bad but there's enough time for this.

>>215910434
how many fucking satans are there

>>215903606
Jonah was dead in the belly of the whale, are you stupid?

>>215895444
Its very very rare to see a muslim man with a swedish woman

>>215910778
I think they use Shaytan in the literal sense of an adversary.

"Wash your penis, bucko"

>>215911233
>Umar became sexually defiled at night
Was everyone just randomly getting fucked at night by the Zutt?

>>215911313
Idk but there a lot of hadiths about touching penises

>>215901503
Islam is a cult with Muhammad at its center, so whatever Muhammad did is morally correct. This is useful when arguing about things like vegetarianism or which foods are healthy or spiritually clean.
>um excuse me, I don't think it's right to eat meat
>well the prophet ate chicken, so you're wrong o algo

I love this one. Imagine a nagging wife complaining about her husband only to get scolded by his future harem of magical space bimbos

>>215895840
>>215895444

>>215911527
>the rock
It can't be the same one, can it?

>>215905086
>The Old Testament at least has literary value
EXTREMELY questionable. Some passages in a handful of books maybe, yeah. But the entire Bible is frankly embarrassingly blandly and sloppily written, and frankly just disappears when put side by side to something as elegantly lean yet somehow endlessly profound as the Daodejing. It's like a whole booklet of only Gospel of John incipit-level poetically theologico-philosophical writing throughout and nothing else.

>>215911620
Ecclesiates and Job are good. The section with Moses was interesting when I read it. Albeit that was a while ago

>>215911682
>Moses
Pure Zutt ancestry

>>215911708
VGH...THE ZVTT BVLL ROAMS THE SINAI PENINSVLA

>>215903606
>

>>215895406 (OP)
>>215895744
>>215895806
>>215895969
>>215897306
>>215905086
>>215911383
>>215911596
>>215911712

>>215911712
poor donkeys

>>215911596
No, they're using the ass washing rock

>>215902734
This one is true thoughbeit.

>Mein Prophet... the donkeys were eaten.
I sleep
>Mein Prophet... the donkeys were eaten.
I sleep
>Mein Prophet... the donkeys were consumed.
REAL SHIT

>>215895806
inshallah may it be finger licking good

>>215912078
what was his problem with donkeys

>>215912176
Moe was a devient

>>215912141
Problem?

why is satan everywhere

I cannot believe my coworkers follow this religion

No 3 May Allah have mercy upon yous for you my good sir

>>215912390
Lmao

>>215912078
Lmao
>>215912135
>>215912176
Incredible, it's like you two synchronized to seek the TRVTH kek, wow

The power of Allah compels you!

>>215912390
Whoa... deep...

>>215912498
first donkeys now puppies... baka

>>215912390
how is he so wise???

>>215912615
He's not a very permissive fellow.

>>215912650
how do they wank then

>>215912670
Regular zuttings

>>215912670
anally

>>215912650
BUT HE SURE WAS OKAY WITH TOUCHING IT WITH HIS OWN PROSTATE

>>215911764
gem

He also persecuted gamers

The consequence of regular zuttings.....

>>215912610
who knows.....

>>215912812
how does this relate to sheep

>>215912817
me when i'm playing counter-strike

>>215912871
truke

>>215906376
>what else could I do?
You could have said NO!
Or better yet, call out others deranged behavior too.
You disguising cattle.

>>215912899
I had a morocan coworkers claim that every morrocans life was in danger if they ever critisised the king and that he is the rule of law.

>>215912902
Eau de Al Zutt

>total snake death
>except the ones in your house
???

um....

>>215912790
Muhammad must've been real bad at that game

>>215895406 (OP)
Gem thread thank you Anon
>>215911931
>Yaneek
Egypsy paws made this. Based and ass-pilled.

The one that basically says
>Muhammad is kind of shy about asking guests to leave so please don't stay super long
Actually it might be a Quran verse which makes it even funnier. If Islam is true then God directly spoke just to tell someone to get the fuck out because my prophet is autistic. If Islam is not true then Muhammad pretended to have a revelation because he was too autistic to tell someone it was time to leave the normal way.

>>215913244
he was a cult leader making shit up as he went, how the fuck did he gain a following

>>215911998
I remember some anon claiming that supposedly the later verses override the earlier ones, so quran is full of contradictions, but they just take the latest text and ignore the previous ones

>>215913464
>but they just take the latest text and ignore the previous ones
Muslims don't read the quran, they keep a mini one next to their bed when they sleep but theyve not even skimmed it

>>215912356
who outjewed who here

>>215913346
>O people of Arabia i have been sent with revelations from Allah!
*Cricket sounds*
>O men of Arabia! Whoever straps on his sword and follows me shall get much war booty, 72 smoking hot babes in heaven, and many sex slaves from all the caravans we'll capture. It's from Allah btw.
ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!!

Rinse and repeat until you've conquered a good base of followers, build an army, then invade a neighboring province. If you can afford to replace the conquered peoples (like in the sparsely populated Arabian peninsula) then offer them the choice between the sword or Islam. If you can't afford to replace them (Ethnic Arabs were numerically tiny compared to Egypt, Levant, Persia, Anatolia, etc) then instate a dhimmi protectorate system and slowly convert them with tax breaks and occasional sectarian violence as a carrot and stick strategy. Hope this helps in your future endeavors, and may Allah strengthen your hand (and your Zutthole).

>>215912817
does that really work

dont die im cooking

>>215903606
t. never read Jonah

>>215908421
Can't rape the willing

>>215911620
wow you're right man the bible is badly written because some pastaman on the internet said so
I guess all those educated theologians and experts in ancient literature don't know what they're talking about!

>>215905059
it's not really dumb thoughever. not like believing the universe just randomly poofed into existence out of nowhere for no reason is any better

>>215907866
How is EVERY Aisha narration a banger?

>>215913111
What is the calculus for witnesses in Islam? They always seem to need them for everything and sometimes even multiple.

It’s unfortunate that Salafism; the branch of Islam that affirms all these hadiths is so popular nowadays

>>215908421
'fraid so

>>215913346
He was the medieval equivalent of Andrew Tate.

>>215911971
lmao

>>215907471
>>215908150
He used to threaten to behead muslims and any non-Europeans. He changed up his shitposting, but he's not a Paki.

>>215909892
Kek

>>215912078
great, we got jak cooking pots now

>>215895406 (OP)
Mods why haven't you deleted this thread yet how many reports will it take. Bunch of vpn shitting pajeets and murtads sucking them off to look cool all of you will go to hell

Post the one where Mo says that your wife having an n-word child is actually ok.

>>215916114
Every goddamn time it's Aisha, my brain imagines her as Greta

>>215910161
>filename

>>215910499
I don't get it

>>215919135
George RR Martin genetics

Seriously, how can fucking muslims recover? This is the most retarded shit ive ever come across. At least jewish and hindu shit has SOME fucking good stuff(some) and non-culty USA Christianity as well. Catholics seem pretty gay though but maybe its just because of being subverted.

>t. Gnostic Christian Chad

>>215919748
they dont have the IQ to understand why it's retarded
those with a triple digit IQ are already crypto-atheists

>>215919748
>Catholics seem pretty gay though but maybe its just because of being subverted.
Yes
>>215920229
Mohammad himself was an atheist fraud, let's be honest

>>215895444
Why are timmies staunchly denying this simple truth rather than just have sex to counter that like Jews are doing?

>>215919748
Islam leaned more into historical proofs and scholarly transmission than mysticism or theology. They just wanted a verifiable chain of authority, but that required witnesses for everything. It's not mystical at all, Jesus/John the Baptist were likely Essenes which was a mystic branch of Judaism, Muhammad was instructed by his uncle who was married to a Catholic and basically created the first working model of decentralized authority that didn't rely on monasticism. It's like if Byzantine caesaropapism was a revealed religion rather than the mystery ridden elitist mess that is Catholicism.

>>215902802
What?

>>215910161
The hell

>>215910686
Kek

>>215895444
I have unironically never seen a mixed race baby where the father wasn't white in my city. we don't interbreed at all chud

>>215920545
You could say Arab women get a little... horny

>>215911938
Arent donkeys haram to eat?

>>215903606
Christians don't take what is in the Bible literally, they see it as allegory that must be interpreted hence all the denominations of it

>>215912141
Donkeys are beautiful smart and gentle creatures, they are much smarter than horses.

Mohammed the Doctor

>>215911313
run from it, hide from it, the ZUTT comes in you all the same

My favorite

>>215911708
wtf Jesus was native American?

>>215920763
Kek

>>215920890
What amounts of khat made him imagine such things ?

>>215910311
How else were you gonna wipe your arse in the desert? With sand?

Why is Quran full of this schizo babble? What is anyone supposed to learn from this garbage?

>>215920890
It has a sequel
>>215921581
>"you need to be at high level of knowledge and faith to truly understand this"
>"it's a divine wisdom that no one but allah can possibly understand"
these are always the two answers that you will get for NOOOTICING things

>>215895406 (OP)
did you know that if you get crushed by a falling building you're considered a martyr? this is a special status that comes w/ certain privileges

>>215911931
Keeeeeeeek

>>215911931
What even is this? It doesn't look like a hadith

>>215895406 (OP)
Islam makes a lot more sense when you realize momo was a faggot.

>Dog hatred was probably due to them barking when his bf Dihya al Kal-err I mean "jibril" would meet up with him at night to"discuss the finer aspects of theology"

>>215895744
I fucking die laughing with this:
https://youtu.be/ZPTnA98TVgY

>muslims believe Satan runs away farting when he hears the islamic wailing over a speaker (call to "prayer")

>>215899052
>>215901592
>>215902763
He's partially right, if you see a Spanish woman without a Spanish guy, it'll be some latino or a nigger (more likely a latino).

He's wrong because I don't even think we have indians just pakis (who are permaincels working at kebabs).

Maybe he meant mestizos?

>>215903606
1) the laughing at islam is precisely because many of these are some camel piss drinker coming up with ridiculous shit on the fly
2) the story of Jonah isn't some "oy, if you drink urine you'll be healed"
3) you can't even compare the Bible to the Quran, that non-brainwashed arab speakers agree is a jumbled, disjointed, awkward mess with the few pretty parts lifted from Imru al Qais
4) the Tao Te Ching is ridiculous, I own it and have read it several times (it's tiny). I'm not a muslim so I don't chest thump saying the Bible is a literary miracle, but plenty of books are wonderful reads.

You're that "Italian" ALWAYS seething when I insult pisslam that was upset I brought up Raymond Ibrahim and started going a tangent about Saladin.

>>215908770
KEK nope, common in islamic societies.

>t. Befriended muslim immigrants in Uni in Germany, heard an obscene number of stories from all over the islamic world, everyone agreed it was normal

>>215910451
What? The quran is insane.

Just a few things you get quranically (specially tossing out hadiths):

>You can marry and rape an infant (no minimum age), even babies
>You are entitled to raping women (wives + non-muslim women)
>You have to follow impossible mathematics for inheritance calculations
>You're obligated to murder any non-muslim that refuses to be a slave

>>215910778
islam has a very different concept of satan/iblis/demons/etc.

Also, according to them Iblis (Satan) has a penis on one leg and a vagina on the other and he rubs them together to produce more offspring.

>>215915974
you are fine with the belief that god either did just this for funsies or existed eternally into the past, as if this makes more sense than "and then god just became a thing because uhh well he just did ok"
Both beliefs rely on the uncaused causer to start all things, the only difference is that the atheist will say the uncaused causer is the big bang while you will say it's god

>>215919748
Both logic (yes, literally) and the mere act of questioning the quran are illegal in Islam, and they make you an apostate. And since apostates get executed, they don't even have any choice.

>>215924989
Don't forget every muslims will have a Jew and a Christian take their place in the islamic hell

>>215924258
So... what is their cope explanation for that one? He's literally a shirt-lifter lol

>>215902802
Holy fuck what an absolute schizo. How do Muslims feel about their "prophet" being an autistic and schizophrenic murderous pedophile who liked getting his asshole stretched out in gay gangbangs? Seriously?

>>215925684
>"He was just showing affection, not my fault you're too gay to show affection to your male friends"

>>215919748
>>t. Gnostic Christian Chad
waht?

>>215923009
someone replace the afghan with the turkish original

why the fuck did he like moving/talking objects so much?

>>215899052
very good saaar!

Goddamn no wonder they're all retarded

>>215895444
>>215895406 (OP)
I don't know who is jeeting who.

>>215905086
>six or seven

>>215910097
They are just another kind of living beings. Jinns also worship Allah, for example.

>>215912078
>>215918917

>>215935744
gemerald

>>215935744
This shit is too funny. Among the funniest pieces of literature I've ever read, I hope anons keep making new ones

These threads are why I come here. So damn funny.

>>215935744
never change islam... never change

>>215905069
>>215909859

>>215923937
Wtf I thought it was made up when I heard it in that video of the Egyptian chef

>>215935744
kino

>>215923009
Kek I made both the ruble and drowing wojaks

>>215928999
I have seen probably a dussin iterations the meme. Israelis, Palestinians, Iranians, Afghans, Pakis, you name it.

>>215935744
Oh please Allah, show mercy for my sides

>>215910892
The girl was futa?

>>215938715
Thank you for destroying my sides.

>>215910097
Mesopotamian folklore spirits momo added to his rework of baalism

>>215910892
>>215939402
Pedro, to suckle means to nurture by the means of the breast, not to suck dick.

>>215919069
>Prophets...
>Assemble!

Absolute gem thread

>>215919686
zoom

The Prophet was gangbanged in the sweltering summer of 692?!

>>215912817
counter the eternal jew with one simple trick

Someone please jak this

>>215941279
kek