Thread 215895978

british people

poo smells lmao

>>215895945
Mate you've literally been exposed
Sit the fuck down

>not desperate for anything
No sure that’s just why you never shut up about it and have posted about 40 screenshots

Last digit decides which story of my sexual escapades I bore you with

brushi brushi bat was the father i never had

might start referring to rorke as 'rorkeypoppers'

Once more, current life plan
>learn German/Hungarian
>get a job in Vienna
>find a wife in Hungary
>retire in the Hungarian countryside

ooof wrong pic

Can't understand how you can be worth tens of millions of pounds and then kill yourself? wtf? That's retarded!

>>215896060
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>215896011
you accused me of being someone who "whined about other gimmicks" then seethed when i said that isn't me
you just make yourself sound like a schizo
not sure who you think i am but whatever
reply to this post if you eat poo

>>215896033
that's cute!

>>215896067
Mental elves

>>215895957
Austria-Hungary collapsed 107 years ago mate.

>>215896060
OMDZZZZZZ

>>215896060
>Still falling for Employed Woman's tricks
She's got this general wrapped around her finger

And it's curtains for Rorke!

Got an hour to sit in this office before I can home. Just playing chess on my own me. Don't know anyone here

>>215896094
trip on fella

>>215896090
Yeah I know, thing is though Austria offers high wages, and Hungary cheap land and an anti nigger population. Reckon its the best I can do in this pozzed world.

knob's been really lifeless last few days, winter knob as it were

>>215896067
Boxers are fucked in the head from getting micro tears all their career. Depression is a common symptom of TBI and other forms of brain damage

>>215896060
SCROMMIMG OMGGGFFFHGGG

/brit/ word of the day: doldrums

>>215896060
Common spaino L

Also for those of you who weren't on late last night it was also revealed that spaki has been the MLP spammer this whole time.

>>215896094
and the doctors got his severed knob he pocketed from the gender reassignment frozen in his freezer

also video related is me in finland in 21 on a comfy nightwalk x

UK is a completely failed state, it'll only get poorer, browner, and more authoritarian

>>215896126
get it some tlc

>>215896080
Lol rattled

>>215896060
HAUWLIN HAHAHAHAHA

>>215896159
it's in the doldrums

>>215896154
you seem short

>>215896164
yeah? at least i don't eat poo

>>215896159
the countryside needs upgrading

just realised i haven't had a nosebleed for years. another thing destroyed by woke.

>>215896154
Stay the fuck away from Finland or I'll behead you, fucking rancid cunt

Motorists who drive sports utility vehicles (SUVs) or other large vehicles could be charged more to park in Cardiff, if changes to parking permits are approved.

The city would be split into three new zones with resident permits in the city centre scrapped and students entitled to fewer permits.

The lobby group, Clean Cities said it believes Cardiff is the first city in the UK to put the proposals about larger cars and SUVs to a Cabinet vote.

The 10-year plan affects residents, commuters and visitors but new permits for carers and NHS workers would be created.

Resident permits in the city centre would be scrapped and existing permits would be phased out when the holder moves.

water is a vice

caught a glimpse of my hairline in the mirror and had a panic attack again

>>215896133
Should fucking keep their guard up then shouldn't they. Fucking mongs

>>215896205
no no you're thinking of ice

Nigella Farage

>>215896201
you couldn't pay me to park in cardiff

>>215896240
trio of fitties on the right :)

>>215896240
god this country is such a shithole

>>215896242
don’t know how to drive?

putting my bollocks in a vice

nth for the holodem

>>215896201
>The 10-year plan affects residents, commuters and visitors but new permits for carers and NHS workers would be created.
The new aristocracy

tittyfucking rorkes nan

aliens and ufos are real

>>215896278
s

>hes older than 18 and he hasn’t passed his driving test
oh
My DAYYSSSSSS

inviting rorke over to paint warhammers then raping his skinny arse to smithereens

would you vote for Mary Rees-Mogg if she stood as a Reform candidate?

>>215896268
she hasn't been a holodem for over 4 years now

mumberg just called my black gf kunta kinte, there was a massive row and now they hate each other

LMAO just looked up what the fuck that schizo was talking about
turns out he's started seething about "neoliberal teeth" unprompted because he himself got called out for thinking heatherfreak spam is a gimmick
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/215453219/#215453776

rorke setting off car alarms twerking to the terraria jungle biome soundtrack

>>215896308
scream

>>215896309
go outside

>>215896309
imagine explaining this to your parents mate

>>215896302
corr his daughter is well fit

>>215896303
Once a holodem always a holodem xx

PUTTERING

Mental how boomers could just own cool cars and drive them and park them where they liked whereas we will be forced to lease shit cars we don't want and then be sanctioned by the state because we didn't want to cycle 20 miles to work every day and turn up stinking of shit

get the ghosts scanned

>>215896302
no but i would shag her up the arse (if she is above the age of consent)

hawk tauh

selling niggers on ebay

>>215896335
i couldn't because i'm still baffled by that schizo

connor mcheather

little tundae risking life and limb in a small boat for THIS

>>215896240
>>215896259
kek where is that? Looks fucking grim

the government is collaborating with alien lifeforms

>>215896413
that's how we were able to come up with computers
alien mind information transfer
possibly through the DMT realm, yet to be confirmed

>>215896344
being a paedophile is not a gimmick

Time for my favourite pairing other than peanut butter and marmite, a wank and then a poo.

looking for Italian gf in pasta shops

>>215896422
This country has fallen

>>215896309
Neoliberal teeth is a dire gimmick but it is actually funny seeing how much this guy gets arsemad over it

>>215896448
just plant some pasta in your garden and grow your own

Any celebrity traitor fans in?

>neoliberal teeth
oh my days, it’s a real thing too

the govnerment sends lizard people and greys to rape me violently every night

i thought it was neoliberal bull

eat more vitamin c

mad how dogshit heathermongs presence makes the thread even when hes not doing his gimmicks

eat more protein

ribeye steak, jacket potato and 3 fried eggs for dindins xx

>>215896517
Ricky Gervais is literally half-french you retard

heroically outrunning a morbidly obese nigger rolling down a shopping centre escalator like indiana jones and the boulder

>>215896183
5'10

>>215896192
finking of going again to be fair babes x

video related me in some woman's basement in a town near kokkola and one of her three catbergs, she also owned a dog and a snake

>>215896541
Not Norman though is he
Doesn't fit the Norman description does he
Hang yourself.

>>215896517
whenever I see steve merchant I hear the combine harvester song in my head

>>215896541
grim, would hate to be half-frog me, almost as bad as being half-irish

>>215896545
*waves my hands around in the air like a big blowey fella outside a car shop*
racismlad

>didn't know you're supposed to pull back your foreskin and clean your bellend until i was 14
>didn't know you're supposed to wear antiperspirant until i was 15
>didn't know you're supposed to brush/scrape your tongue until i was 20
makes me cringe thinking how much of a eggy breath BO little gremlin freakoid i was growing up, not much better now i suppose but at least i have a basic grasp on hygiene

>Gervais's father was Lawrence Raymond "Jerry" Gervais (1919–2002), a Franco-Ontarian of French Canadian and Iroquois descent who grew up on a farm in Pain Court, Ontario near Chatham, Ontario. Lawrence emigrated to the UK while on foreign duty during the Second World War.
mental
never clocked ricky as being part red indian

>>215896551
>finnishbasement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RkvOuYCAcA

>>215896570
did your mum and dad die on the way back from the hospital or something

I'm gay for pay

how do you even scrape your tongue

You should create a telegram channel in case /brit/ actually does get shut down

>>215896588
no they just never told me these things

>>215896565
I wouldn't mind because I place the French higher on the racial hierarchy than British because they were more advanced than us and they achieved things we couldn't like proficiency in the arts like cuisine and classical music.

he's an iroquois?

>>215896607
no thanks? I wouldn’t want to keep in touch with anyone here

>>215896607
the only website with more glowies than this one

>>215896579
Dances With Colleagues

>>215896601
tongue scrapers are shit the best thing to do is just scrub the shit out of your tongue with a manual toothbrush gets way more of the gunk off, tongue scrapers i've had hardly worked

>>215896556
he barely has a west country accent at all though

>>215896579
the meme calls karl a swarthy aboriginal when the native was actually germvais
lets see him do stand up to his tribe

>>215896588
Not that anon but my parents were morons who just expected me to magically know things as an adult
Proper pissed me off whenever I'd say I don't know something and they'd go "how do you not know this you're 20-something" err because you never fucking taught me this you stupid cunts

>>215896616
not even me?

>>215896634
not a valid excuse when you have access to the internet

>>215896626
it's very noticeable to me

Labour have made us a laughing stock, we're the Man United of countries

>>215896609
Yeah but the French also pretty much disprove the Irish diaspora meme.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negrophilia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Négritude

dont care about stephen merchants accent just want to know why he looks like a mutated lizard

>>215896609
they're poncy wankers is another way of putting it

Ricky gervais is blatantly not a normal straight bloke, something going on there

Woman at toil blaming the roadworks on Reform

we’ve lost our #2 generator, commander
the rape mainframe is losing power

I bet he's only 1/32 iroquois like me and my cherokee heritage

>>215896634
>because you never fucking taught me this you stupid cunts
you should tell that to them instead of us next time

Toilberg accepted my request for wfh because I'm a good little wagie
Any of you work from home?

>>215896723
I’m “working” from home right now

>>215896710
heya hoya ass nigga

>>215896302
I won't ever vote for anyone who went straight from schooling into politics.

>>215896698
he wants to be david sylvian

>>215896680
im a historylet but i have never heard of the english fetishising blaqs like this
thank god im a bong
>>215896710
>only
one drop rule
americans are not white

Simon Cowell's father was jewish

AGHH THE ARCTIC CAMP PEOPLE REJECTED MY JOB REQUEST IF I DON'T FIND EMPLOYMENT I'LL BECOME ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BROWSED THIS FOR YEARS

I'm Anasazi
Sorry I mean a Nazi

lol

proud celto-germanic man me, no foreign muck

>>215896775
>spanish
hello ahmed

>>215896735
The dream. What are you supposed to do? My work is 99% sending emails I don't see why my boss us si opposed to just giving me two days of remote work a week.

>>215896752
I used to feel betrayed when I'd look up a normal looking actor and they'd be Jewish. It's always people you never thought would be like Daniel Radcliffe or Beckham. Now I'm more surprised if a famous person isn't unless it's extremely blatant like someone like Ed Sheeran.

would like a chicken wing pipeline in my kitchen tbph

=)

Bro needs to look them up lmao

i am 50% english 25% welsh and 25% cornish (if you count that as being distinct from english) and on my mums dna test she got some scandi danish and german so that passed down to me too
whitest person in existence me

anyone ever look at a painting or read a book and refuse to believe it was created by a normal human, reckon the divine spirit takes control in some cases and you just become a vessel for it

>>215896775
>>215896821
Ancestry is shit you need to do 23andme.

>>215895978 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoweGN8cm5g

might get back into habbo hotel

>>215896837
pretty sure that entire concept has been discussed at length throughout history

>>215896854
They're all shit mate

fuck knows what I am but what I do know is that it’s the perfect mix to produce on sexy fit as fuck man

>>215895978 (OP)
Bargain bin david Beckham in the mid(g)dle

>>215896854
why's ancestry shit it's what my sister did, what be the difference with a 23 and me one

>>215896866
'

>>215896837
more so with music

>>215896832
eff off jf

Jennifer Connelly, the most beautiful woman in the world was an Irish-Jewish mix

>>215896878
just more accurate

>>215896053
Extremely comfy plan. Except Hungarian is a bizzare language

>>215896887
plz be true

>>215896860
video unavailable :(

>>215896888
What's even the point of these ancestry tests don't you know where your family is from?

>>215896878
he's probably seething cos he got 5% ashkenazi

>>215895978 (OP)
We are a peng race. The ideal Englishman is dark haired and blue eyed while the ideal Englishwoman is blonde hair and blue eyed.

>>215896854
>>215896878
ancestry is a more accurate and reputable company

>>215896060
Genuinely mentally ill

>>215896875
can't say I see the resemblance
is it the hair?

>>215896901
damn geo fencing. its "Bob Geldof - The Great Song Of Indifference"

>>215896906
Makes wogs like you seethe for some reason

>>215896668
try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjTIFkWJctY
now thats a west country accent

>>215896067
Almost like money doesn't solve every problem and life is deeper than shallow materialism.

>>215896906
no apparently not cause my sister did it and turns out we were more scottish than english

>>215896910
>the ideal Englishwoman is blonde hair and blue eyed.
I prefer women with dark hair and green eyes

Three men charged with raping woman at Brighton beach
Karin Al-Danasurt, 20, and Ibrahim Alshafe, 25, who are both Eqyptian nationals from Horsham, and Abdulla Ahmadi, 25, an Iranian national from Crewe, have been arrested and charged with two counts of rape each, Sussex Police said.

>>215896953
so you're a fellow celt enjoyer

>>215896866
Pool's closed

>>215896888
Fucking hell 60% Yorkshire, you're probably one of the most Yorkshiric men alive

>>215896941
Not seething just confused like don't you know where your ancestors are from?

>>215896908
i've never done one but my sister did and it had her at like 15% danish 20% general western north europe whatever when that cant be true because our great grandparents and beyond are english verified by our ancestry family tree and we have no immigrant ancestors in the past 400 years. only immigrant ancestors we did have were from southern france almost 500 years ago so cant be true.

>>215896972
She probably did it awhile back, ancestry is a lot more accurate these days

>>215896959
This was caused by racism and a lack of class solidarity, Rorke.

>>215896940
I have just looked it up
amusing video and good music

>>215896517
Feel like yanks whove never even been to UK make these things

>>215896972
is your sister a rorketta? why would a woman care about that shit

>>215896999
she got it for christmas in like 2022 2023 so not too long ago

>>215896972
are the tests really that shit and inaccurate, if that was true I feel like it'd be a sort of thing like how that company which sold scottish lairdships called established titles was just nonsense

>>215897009
i love the song!

>>215896949
comfy

>>215897022
it's a bait image but you know, dumb people fall for bait all the time and believe it

>>215897024
not shes normal she just wanted to do one. reckon she thought shed find out shes 2% chinese or something and start larping as jackie chan

>>215897022
back in the day it was just classic /int/ banter but people nowadays (mostly yanks) think it's serious

>>215896959
>Brighton
Had it coming probably

>>215896933
The bird. His small little frame

>>215897024
women like that shit my sister is really into ancestry and does our tree too

yeah definitely giving my dna to some company so i can get a list of countries

>>215896971
>don't you know where your ancestors are from?
some of them, yes, but not very far back (i.e. beyond 200 yeads) which is of interest to me
>why
Dunno, just is
As the first nation to go through the industrial revolution (and perhaps the one to get the most thoroughly mixed up by it) we don't have as much connection to regional differences as we once did so it's interesting to know what stock I come from beyond "oh well my great great great grandad moved into the city because that's where the work was in the earl 1800s"

>>215897052
Some of it is too obvious even for /brit/ >>215896096

>>215896972
>>215897040
You're not very intelligent are you

>>215897092
not really no

>an eye for an eye and the whole world is blind
Nah. Don't think so!

Should I buy it?

>>215897074
they're not going to clone you mate

Wonder what 190's up to these days
Hopefully dead

>>215897071
I love genealogy, would love a gf who is also into it and we could research our family tree together xx

i need some new SHOES

>>215897106
he still posts on the boxing thread on /sp/

>>215897074
oh no they have my dna now they can... um...

Leftypol heroically offering his anus up to the biomass hordes to spare the women of Brighton

ive noticed that when (white) people are young you can often tell where theyre from from their features but when they get old its a lot harder

>>215897116
>gf
>our family tree
erm

stay off the alcohol

>>215897106
Seethes at 5am on /epl/ then sucks himself off and how bvsed he is until 8pm

have bought a teapot and gotten into loose tea and brewing, it's much better than using teabags

>>215897127
oh yeah how did you get so knowledgeable about white children then

>>215897116
Ahmed!

>>215897074
just do your family tree instead it's much more interesting to see the specific people

>>215897116
sister berg found out we're descended from one of these women I forgot which one and now it's a painting in the tate gallery, pretty interesting to see your ancestor like that

toilfu's arse seems to be growing

>>215897195
>just do your family tree instead it's much more interesting to see the specific people
that's woman's shite
give me percentages over that any day

>>215897204
maybe she's arsegrent

>>215897219
Oh well that's my mind changed then

I'm never going to have kids so who cares

feelin hawny, but can't be arsed to try and talk to a w*men. might pay for an escort, as it were

>>215897219
why the fuck are micks so wogbrained

Come on Rorke, imagine an all-white England team, wouldn't that be just awful

you're saying you checked all 13,770 ancestors out and none of them were danish?

>>215897258
Makes you think

>>215897242
you're not really relevant to any discussion full stop are you
just an irrelevant blob

>>215897075
I see. I get it when it comes to regional differences, I only know of mine dating back to the 1700s but I don't know how accurate these tests are when it comes to regions. How are they supposed to know what stereotypical DNA from a region is if everyone is mixed from centuries of internal migration and how do you tell it apart from other regional differences. I would get it in the case of larger groups like Scottish vs english for examplebut individual counties? Seems unrealistic. Either way if you can trace your lineage to the early 1800s you can be fairly sure of your ancestry because people moved far less back then.

The 'ish 'aspora

Did you have a glow up or glow down?

when celtics get uppity about english people complaining about immigration and start going oh youre an immigrant too why dont you go back to germany why do they think thats a comeback
better quality of life in germany and a nicer country too ill happily hop on a plane and live there if theyd let me

>>215897119
according to the 'chive his trip hasnt posted on /int/ or /sp/ since december 2020

>>215896906
It's for Americans and wogs
Brits who pay for them have yank brain

>>215897220
learning your family history is very interesting, stop talking like a black person

>>215897297
>How are they supposed to know what stereotypical DNA from a region is if everyone is mixed from centuries of internal migration and how do you tell it apart from other regional differences. I would get it in the case of larger groups like Scottish vs english for examplebut individual counties? Seems unrealistic.
Lots of videos about it if you're interested

>>215897297
>I only know of mine dating back to the 1700s.
Simply not enough if you want to join the SS lad

>>215897315
why is his neck black?

>>215897242
KTIMMERS!!

Um, Rorke, white people came from next door hundreds of years ago so that means you have to accept your town becoming majority Muslim, you just do okay

>>215897315
Why are his tattoos just black

>>215897349
AIDS

Mental how work expects me to just keep toiling away as hard as possible when the redundancies are supposed to happen on 31 October and they still haven't told a soul who is safe and who is going yet. 300 of us. It's insane. Two fucking weeks to go lol.

>>215897373
he had a glow down

>>215897387
Spooky

my granny was scottish and moved to England
i am a grandchild of an immigrant
get me SUCKED

>>215897332
if caring about your roots is American I guess I'm yank brained and don't want to be a British wanker desu

The average person does not know a thing about drone laws

>>215897373
either he wants to show he's a hard man or more likely he had dogshit embarrassing tattoos/gang tattoos that were too big to remove

>>215897387
that would be illegal

shut up or I'll make you do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EErSKhC0CZs

>>215897220
well if you just want to know your ethnic makeup then yeah, also found out I'm descended from john gresham a lord mayor of london who among many things helped in one of the trials to kill one of Henry VIII's wives forgot which one, sisterberg hasn't found any royalty we're descended from yet though, fun learning these things

I hate waiting for food to cook, why can't it just be instant

I'm a third generation Briton but all four of my grandparents were Polish.

>>215897434
you need to start planning ahead

If you can't pay then they'll take it away so don't look back in anger

Would fucking love to get made redundant me, corr

>>215897441
You're Jewish

>>215897332
I bet you're a bastard and don't know who your father is

it's always runty little freaks raised by single mothers who take no interest in their family history

I keep seeing news about everything going to shit and it upsets me. I want everything to be good and then extremely bad just as I'm old and about to die so I can laugh at the shit shoe the next generation will live through
i'm a milleniboomer, if you will

>>215897373
those are tattoos of colour

>>215897456
job market is FUCKED, takes months to find a new role so you'd better have a fucking good redundancy deal

DWP have awarded me another 3 years of PIP, get in lads

>>215897219
do they miss the point on purpose

>>215897384
You ougtha know, sweetie

>>215896551
>rorke's creps
>>215896623
You're retarded

>>215897417
My roles was identified at risk in July but I've not heard a thing since then
I have no idea how much notice they have to give between confirming I'm to be let go and actually leaving
We had a very shoddy collective consultation phase and are now on individual consultation and I've not had any contact at all about my status
Very shit desu feel like downing tools

noticed there's a lot of woman bus drivers in my city now and they're all fucking shit
it's like they took those stay at home mums who get a range rover and don't know how to handle it and just gave them a bus with no training

>>215897460
Quite the opposite
I know my father, my mother and all my grandparents
Through them I know about all my great grandparents and great great grandparents
We have a family tree
I don't need to pay some Jewish website to tell me I'm English

UM x

>>215897501
shut the fuck up sw*dish piece of shit. gonna piss on the next volvo I see. maggot scum nigger beast

it's true tongue brushing is better

>>215897509
>I have no idea how much notice they have to give between confirming I'm to be let go and actually leaving
Depends how long you've been there
Statutory redundancy notice is one week’s notice for each year of employment if employed between 2 and 12 years

kill yourself in the head if you're remotely interested in your dna makeup

Was just thinking earlier it would be nice if i were disabled then I wouldn't have to spend time looking for car spaces

>>215897516
>>215897540
bastards

>>215897540
>>215897516
what's got you seething so much about this kikestein

>>215897219
Fucking hell get them in get them wanked raise my income tax

>>215897549
I accept your concession

doing a watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avXJwgwfLfs

pulled my lower back bending down, am in a lot of pain, what should I do lads

>>215897219
FUCKKKKK GET THEM HOUSED
GET THEM ON BENEFITS
GET THAT MONEY SENT BACK OVERSEAS

>>215897581
fucking kill yourself

mikey the hypocrite is doing a stand-up gig in Riyadh

>>215897584
fucking roaring

>>215897596
Living up to his name at least

>>215897508
I may be retarded by my experience with tongue scrapers were like that, the scrapers didn't get enough of it off not matter how hard i tried, even bled sometimes trying to scrape it, circular scrubbing with a manual toothbrush is much better at removing the tongue junk

>>215897564
Just think it's pathetic

>>215897596
CyclingMikey?

>>215897564
he doesn't know his own family and is very upset at people who do

>>215897625
>>215897625
>>215897625

>>215897315
The fuck?

mikey more like pikey lmao loool

>>215897564
Mate your literally shilling an Israeli company people pay to reassure them they're white
You're the kike here

>>215897620
that's why your sperging out is it? seems there's something else behind it

>>215897638
you seem a little upset

janny on one

HE'S HERE

>>215897627
bit early mate
sorry I had to report it

Alri janman

double the mans pay

>>215897499
What's the point?

>>215897742
having a laugh

hope the new is a free sheldon edish x

>>215897788
>>215897788
>>215897788

>>215897786
>>215897791
I'm torn

>>215897641
>that's why your sperging
his sperging what?

>>215897815
Alri Natalie Imbruglia