Thread 215897780

Professor Noel Sharkey edition

rorke believing he's protected from biological weapons because 23andMe don't have his saliva

>>215897798
Isnt 23 and me israeli?

Gooning on strike until my employer makes my status at the end of the month clear

Not a fan of the Feargals, me

once got a 3 day ban here for pretending to be a nonce

strokin my dihh

>>215897780 (OP)
A GOOD HEART THESE DAYS IS HARD YO FIND

corrrr, tune that. Is he a professor of music then? Or sound engineering?

Never Let me Go is based on a novel you yank swine

>>215897846
Hes from robot wars

>>215897849
who cares

janny is a scumbag

>>215897837
>pretending
hah yeah mate

It's mad how fit soap actresses are. Would shag them all rotten

>>215897865
rage on

>>215897865
Just put edition in the text la

>>215897849
oh yeah I guess that means it's not a film then you're right

looking for a good Werewolf movie to watch, any recommendations lads

Can't wait to surprise those little kiddies when they knock on my door in two fridays time, the look on their little faces when I reveal myself in my 'special' costume haha

>>215897837
why were you pretending to be a nonce

Pull up the drawbridge
Nuke the Channel Tunnel
Fortress Britain

>>215897863
What do you mean? Jumaru, the anime? Did you have that too in england?

>>215897886
it's not a rule

Dreaming of fattening up an arrogant English boy until he's too heavy to move and too addicted to want anything else.

>>215897895
just for a laugh

>>215897846
immigrants are fucking horrific and disgusting and ruining are country.

>>215897810
so? Israeli people are trustworthy are you seriously some sort of antisemite?

>>215897865
no. janny is actually helping improve the quality of this board are you serious?

>>215897874
no she's a digusting munter slag.

>>215897886
don't boss him around and actually it's best that the edition isn't in the text

>>215897888
well that's him finished

I know you're here and they'll be getting rid of you soon

my steam friend who trooned out just sent me a phishing link..

>>215897927
don't like women who use vulgar language like "fuck" "shit" "twat" and "cunt"

>>215897951
why

>>215897927
School dinners under Labour

>>215897927
Gf is into race play

>>215897965
it's not ladylike

>>215897953
Fat cunt

nth for the gyaldem

>>215897951
Meanwhile no woman likes you so it's fine

Fucking hell spaki more bitter than usual

>>215897970
knew a racist girl secretly into white/arab raceplay

Just can't be fucking arsed. Life isn't supposed to be like this. The constant barraging from work, the constant bills flowing in and going up and you have to get on the phone to ask why, the council looking to fine you for the slightest thing and then having to make sure you don't get mugged on the bus after you stop driving because it got too expensive, and then you can't go on holiday anywhere either and if you do work expects you to take your laptop with you and the mrs expects a fancy wedding and a ring that costs 10k and a nice puppy what the fuck is all this utter shite it's counter to the human spirit at times

As somebody who has lived all over the UK I must admit that the Welsh are far more intelligent and emotionally sensitive than the brutish and vulgar English and Scottish

Spaino really upsetting the incels today

>>215897994
Hes mad about his employed woman faux pas

>>215898004
Life is what you make it

Mad how everyone ITT takes a dump

>>215897914
well we have enough legit nonces like spaino to worry about here so think on

>>215898033
not me, i never poo

>>215898027
Alri Mark Hollis

>>215898033
whenever i see a pretty girl i imagine her pooing and it ruins the attraction

>>215897977
I don't mind women swearing, as long as it's occasional. Same goes for men. When people swear too much, it's a sign that they lack intellect. Notice that a lot of lefties swear constantly.

>>215898044
true gentleman, pooing is lower class and vulgar

>>215898000
Same I know a white girl who is into white/Indian race play

>>215898033
on nopoo myself takes a while to adapt but your body starts reabsorbing it and regaining your aryan energry

>>215898064
it's okay during sex but any other time it's icky

>>215898033
cough up pellets me

>>215898004
>and the mrs expects a fancy wedding and a ring that costs 10k
You're dating the wrong type of women. Decent women don't give a shit about that stuff.

Mad how everything ended up much worse than my worst fears

>>215898033
not me. i have a colostomy bag

>>215898071
Personally I'm on No F
Cast away all swearing and you'll feel an inner light which elevates you in day-to-day life

reckon having a gf is awful
prefer being a virgin freak me

>>215898068
why white/indian? from the girl i knew i got the impression she was into it because she viewed arabs and muslims as evil filth

british people do square poos

>>215898004
mad how our very existence is frankly miraculous and incredibly brief and we have to spend almost all of it asleep or doing utter drudgery

wanking to Tupac shagging Biggie Smalls up the arse

>>215898093
>You're dating

that's where you're wrong about him

>>215898004
What is stopping you from just moving to a different country and starting over if you hate your life so much? What's holding you back?

it's never my turn

>>215898113
many are saying this

>>215898125
broken spirit, a common problem in the modern man

>>215898109
I don’t know she just likes being dominated by Indian man

Man convinced things are the same as they used to be is seemingly unaware that they aren't

>>215898004
You've boxed yourself into this by basing all of your life around appearances and what looks best to others

do you get banned if you post a pic of your poo here ? It’s not nudity so I would imagine not

>>215898153
saaaaar

>>215898172
would you show your toil colleagues a photo of your shit?

>>215898033
Doing a poo right now

the only thing that keeps me going is knowing that somewhere out there is an Italian maiden waiting for her prince (me)

>>215898172
Might not count as safe for work yet someone screaming nigger bum sex in the thread is safe for work somehow

Kek 23 and meme runts so RATTLED they've started falsely reporting my posts

Sad bastards
Working overtime for Shlomo aren't you

>>215898145
So you've decided to stay like this and die an unhappy man? Couldn't comprehend this me. Get your stuff together or admit you are satisfied with your little comforts.

>>215898200
No

>>215898172
>do you get banned if you post a pic of your poo here
Yeah
I also know that the photo Poley once posted of his tiny tiny penis in a plastic cage is on a block list. Literally cannot be reposted without editing

>>215898208
scream

Dated a woman a few years ago and she said "if we got engaged, I don't need a fancy engagement ring, just one worth about £1500 will be fine for me" without a modicum of irony. And when I realised that she was a lazy bitch who had no desire to learn new life skills, I binned her off quickly.

>>215898208
Rorke on a madone

>>215898221
not ok here then

don't you know that you are a shooting star?

>>215898208
youve been done

I have never 'dated'

>>215898208
I never reported you myself but you seem like a right bellend so I support the sentiment of banning you

>>215898208
>falsely
pretty sure it was the racial slur that got you banned mate

>>215898227
i pray this is bait

>>215898227
Mental that you think £1500 is a lot of money for a woman you supposedly love and want to spend the rest of your life with

Only 40 school days left until Christmas

>>215898004
You're meant to have goals mate. If you spend your entire life toiling away for no particular reason besides survival you will go postal one day

does anyone else look up spoilers for everything they watch? i just like knowing what's going to happen

if i ever decide to stop being an incel im not marrying some bitch who expects a wedding ring and ceremony

so you guys actually going to get kicked off by kia stama

women should wear long dresses

>>215898295
why wouldn't you want a fun ceremony and maybe even a barbecue wedding party with the extended senpai before you and the newlywed go off on the honeymoon holiday

>>215898275
Mental that you think that spending a lot of money on a ring is the ultimate sign that you want to settle down with a woman.

>>215897890
an american werewolf in london if you haven't already seen it
if you have, try Dog Soldiers

>>215898275
I'd spend more than that but it's still a redflag imo, a woman should just be happy she was propositioned and not consider the price

>>215898311
60 days
we're all going to get aussie vpns and bring back the golden age of /int/

>>215897925
Go back to england then

>>215898323
would prefer an equally autistic gf who isnt into that sort of thing

>>215898275
Dire post
Bet this >>215898004 is you

>>215898294
can't believe this actually happened

>>215898319
And only wear heels when they are with their boyfriend/husband

titty bounce

>>215897968
SCROUTCHING

>>215898344
erm no it's fully of immigrants who ruined the coutry you PLONKER

>>215898345
ah right, may have to find her online in some discord server that focuses on victorian dressmaking or something

>>215898311
already got my 4chan pass so will be seeing you poorfags later

>>215898004
>the constant bills flowing in and going up and you have to get on the phone to ask why

Hate this.

>>215898327
Never said that but women like that shit that’s just who they are. If you’re planning to spend the rest of your life with her what’s the problem?
you think £1500 is a lot of money (LOL get your bread up lil nigga)

>>215898311
UK being banned will probably be the final coffin in this website desu, it's already flooded with bots and Indians and with us gone that's the second biggest English speaking contingent gone

>>215898311
Seems inevitable even the likely scenario 4chan wins their case against ofcom fines. Ofcom will pressure UK internet providers to get 'chon blocked

>£7 for a pack of butter
>£6 for a loaf of sourdough bread
>£8 for a pack of salmon

£21 on just three items of food to make a sandwich

>>215898388
immigrants are the root cause of that

>>215898349
Yh

brazilians think they invented the airplane

shan't marry any woman whose parents don't pay me a sizable dowry to be honest

>>215898094
Blair won a landslide with 35%

>>215898404
do you immediately chuck the lot in the bin after making one (1) sandwich then

>>215898434
Yh x

scranoodling

>>215898336
>>215898403
yeah maybe the boomers will too tech illiterate to be able to do it
it got cut off by our 2 ISP's for like 6 months once and i remember it being comically easy to get past, like not even needing a vpn or anything

>>215898429
Didn’t ask mate

>>215898004
Mad how much better life was in the 80s and 90s. No uni, walk into a job doing fuck knows what, get a decent house for you and your missus (married at 22), pop 2-3 kids out and do all this on a single income.

>>215898404
lad, try not getting your shopping of justeat

would gladly spend £1500 on a ring for the toilfu but unfortunately it isn't to be

>>215898404
Why do lefties love sourdough bread, it tastes like shite

glod

>>215898226
>>215898234
>>215898252
Fuck I 've missed it again. Shit, piss, cunt

>>215898434
I didn't say one sandwich

>>215898004
Get a lab grown one lad. My missus gets compliments everywhere on hers and it cost me £2.3k all in

>>215898463
was some incel complaining about his ban

>>215898213
You are in France.

reckon cunts who like dadberg more over their mumbergs are wrong uns

>>215898473
you said "a sandwich", singular

right im just going to start killing people who inconvenience me

>>215898489
I have always been a mummy's boy and it even crossed a generation because I was grans favourite too

>>215898489
Obviously

>>215898389
>but women like that shit that’s just who they are.
Yes, the type of women to avoid. When you inevitably get divorced, do you think they aren't going to go after your money? My Dad is currently getting divorced from his second wife (his first was my Mum, who died 13 years ago), and she is trying to take half of his money through her solicitor, even though she initiated the divorce because she had an affair with a guy who is now her toyboy boyfriend. And she's not exactly short on money to begin with, she has a very good job that pays upwards of £80k per year, and she has already bought a separate house. All those types of women care about is money and status.

>>215898492
"A sandwich" can mean multiple smaller sandwiches from the same loaf of bread. You're making them from the whole single loaf

>>215898390
We were the fastest thread on the site at one point, and half of /sp/ is about the Premier League, reckon it's over for the chan

Wish that Israeli who posted fucking machines was still around

>Can only get shitty 75mbps tops broadband at current place as no fibre in the building yet
>Get shitty Sky connection for £27 a month
>Contract renews
>£46 a month
Holy fucking SHIT hahahah the fucking state of it
Need to get martin lewis on these cunts asap

>>215898489
factbergs fr

>>215898481
Awfully kind of you. It doesn't pass unappreciated, your digital gesture. Like an ethereal deus-ex-machina you provided relief and interpretation simultaneously, a good samaritan through the binary signals of electricity.

>>215898512
>"A sandwich" can mean multiple smaller sandwiches from the same loaf of bread.
no it doesn't, it just means a sandwich

>>215898512
what the fuck are you talking about no it can't

dadberg ruined the marriage with mumberg one summer when it was found out he was getting random women to the house to film a porno with them while we were on holiday in spain

>>215898519
my provider knocked off a couple of quid a month because im a loyal customer

>>215898511
This is not a therapy session mate

if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best

rorke telling his mum hes having a sandwich then making 12 with the entire loaf and scranning them all

I hate banter

>>215898511
exact same thing happened with my parents are you my twin

>>215898538
>>215898530
Yes it does if it's from the same piece of bread.

rorke eating white bread
leftypol eating wholegrain brown bread

imagine a 4chan without British posters

>>215898541
how did she find out? and why was your dad daft enough to film his affairs?

I feelings of imminent doom like I will die soon

i prefer crusty rolls when making sandwiches

>>215898545
It's the truth, deal with it.

what happened to britbant and britfeel?

>>215898511
Women are evil

>>215898541
Absolute stinker that

>>215898556
HAHAHA, HE IS A FAT FUCKING CUNT ISN'T HE?

>>215898519
me? on the city fibre

£25 a month for 1gb dl/up

>>215898567
if you cut 1 sandwich into 2 pieces and they stay next to each other maybe
but 2 unrelated pieces of bread in the same loaf? No, mong

peak

>>215898512
>an A press is an A press, you can't say it's only a half

>>215898512
I'm ESL and even I know you're full of shit.

RIP

>>215898574
it was something to do with one of the women reporting something to the police and his computer was confiscated and he was in jail but idk what the criminal charge was exactly i never asked because I didn't really want to know more

>>215898625
Genuinely looks foul

my parents been married for over 40 years, I'm glad they weren't grubby materialist middle class filth

im so gready lol *eats your food* *eats this >>215898625* haha not even full

>>215898617
It's like if you have a cake that's cut into smaller pieces, it's still a cake

I'm the world's gayest man

>>215898577
Quite relevant to what we were talking about

>>215898625
Never understood cold poultry me, that stuff is vile, repulsive

stealing this look

>>215898511
Btw leftists read stuff like this and their thoughts are
>"yaaaass qween take all his money men deserve nothing"
They are evil and have no empathy

>>215898647
My parents are middle class tarq lites and been married for 40years

>>215898655
ill eat that an all haha little snack

>>215898612
First thing I noticed was her cross

>>215898063
Makes me more attracted.

>>215898662
british people tend to have shit taste in everything

the frenchman getting visibly confused and upset by cold chicken

I feel sick ate to much
>>215898674
>>215898680
>>215898680
>>215898691
>>215898694
>>215898695
ate to much lads you know what its like

Can't believe we'll be blocked from this place in 60 days

>>215898612
Shameless promotion.

>>215898671
well they're the good kind of middle class with moral values, not many around anymore

>>215898612
ffs was waiting for them to snog

>>215898674
odd that they wear it despite what they're doing would be frowned upon by Jesus, maybe in 200 years we'll have jewesses who wear swastika necklaces just for the aesthetics

>>215898655
Your analogy makes no sense. If you baked several cakes using a set of ingredients you wouldn't call them all "a cake" no matter how they're sliced even if you used the same bag of flour.

Are you a gamer?

>>215898647
ah yes the notoriously happy working class marriage

women want a guy to play video games with, not a gymrat with abs

>>215898694
he's right tho cold chicken out the fridge tastes bad

>>215898722
They are just raised Christian but know fuck all about Christianity or what it preaches.

Playing the new Pokemon game
It's okay so far, got some cute characters and Totodile

>>215898694
this guy really TAM WN3NK

>>215898722
average protestant

^_^

>>215898750
Lust provoking image

>>215898739
>thinking exercising a for a few hours a week means that becomes your whole personality

>>215898737
yeah but lower class marriages just break down because they're stupid, middle class divorces are nastier and always about money and social climbing

>>215898694
I am mad, I am upset. Food is all I have left and you're RUINING IT with your stale, dry, rock hard pieces of chicken. Chicken sandwiches are disgusting, an abomination, an affront to life itself

shoving a chicken drumstick up my arse

>>215898172
Im serving out a 3 dayer for posting my armpit abscess. Moments later, someone posted cp that was allowed to remain for half an hour. Ziedy is allowed to spam and advertise on a routine basis. The rule following, decent man? He has to live in fear of over-prudent tyranical jannies while the rabble is free to fill the 'log up with porn and bait of all sorts. Two-tier justice. 10x back-to-back 120 second captcha btw.

You can have moist chicken that's cold
I like chicken salad sandwiches
Don't like turkey though even though they're basically just big chickens, they've got a weird taste to them

might try an asian or black escort this time but not sure if I will enjoy it

Might wank to some Bobbi Starr videos

>>215898610
Openreach tells me I can't get FTTP until next year

>>215898750
no clunge? booo

she wants a man who is a thread personality on /brit/

>>215898758
Tи дeбил хyи́

>>215898836
/brit/ is a metaphor for Britain

>>215898848
corr love that bitch, had some of my earliest orgasms wanking over her back in the 00s

3 pm

uncovering a bit of work drama

>>215898851
Pokemon don't have genitals dude

does anyone actually like the taste of sourdough

Can you get passive smoking from people stinking of fags

>>215898909
yeh

>>215898848
Get the knob shuffled to the one of her as a slutty latex/pvc maid getting boned by that moroccan looking fella with the giant ugly knob

>>215898886
you CANNOT post the ponies and you CANNOT hide the ponies in your gifs

there's a thread about australia on tv and I made a post there saying that I'm australian and that australia is a shithole even though I've never been there

>>215898909
No like beer its all just performative

>>215898927
>moroccan looking fella with the giant ugly knob
Are you thinking of the skinny Rio Ferdinand lookalike haha

>>215898750
how are you playing it did you torrent?
>>215898759
eh depends on denomination and what's the most popular one in a region, catholics in spain are more likely to be extrinsically religious whilst protestants otherwise but it'd be the other way around in the UK. The normie religious denominations of a country usually have more people who are just nominally christian

>>215898909
Yeah it's okay
I like the texture more than the taste but it's not bad tasting or anything

>>215898848
Sylvia Soprano for me xx

What good is the online safety act at protecting the chillen if you can just google image porn actresses and see the explicit results (the only thing it blocks is if you try to access the site hosting the result).
literally can find hardcore porn one click on most people's homepage
What a stupid piece of legislation

Performatively drinking four cans a night in the house on my own

had a standing wank today, felt powerful

>>215898975
Reckon it might not actually have been about that after all

>>215898979
>four cans a night in the house on my own
Upgrade to Duvel mate
(don't pour the last 1cm it's bitumen)
You'll get smashed and it's a nice smashed

the most racist man alive

I don't get it

>>215898969
he got shot in the eye with vagina goo~

Must have been absolutely insane to be an in-shape lad with a big willy in central europe in the mid 2000s. Free ticket to knob some of the fittest girls to ever do filthy stuff on camera and get paid handsomely for it.

>>215898975
they want what China has

>>215898892
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>>215899015
most intentional boob bounce i've seen

>>215898840
turkey smells nice when it's roasting
brings good memories

>>215898975
you don't even have to google it tiktok just shows it to you

>>215899028
what my willy looks like after a 16 hour goon sesh

>>215899049
Think you mean Türkiye lad

>>215899046
oh really??

>>215899058
erm

pumpernickel sourdough is my favorite sandwich bread

>>215899080
she have onlyfans?

Butters

need a british rose

>>215898975
Come on mate they couldn't fine a big company like google a whopping *checks notes* £20,000

>>215898739
It's because she thinks she doesn't deserve a man like that, same as we do for pretty women, proving the deeply engrained democratic values of our society.

love thinly sliced turkey on a sandwich desu

>>215899069
does your penis shoot fireballs?

>>215899098
You fell for her tricks

Hate swedish gooner so much. Yea let me share my 500 tiktok whore webms with a bunch of smelly hairy blokes and put a dumb quip to get a (you)

>>215899111
I think it's more that the guy isn't very good looking and made himself look like a vain ponce by trying to showoff his gymbod like that

destroy women

>>215899117
it does after a 16 hour goon sesh. from all the friction you see

and a hot loaf of crusty sourdough with soft butter to begin a meal at a nice seafood restaurant is very enjoyable

>>215899080
Helen Hunt looking motherfucker

>>215899111
probably due to immigration

Not calling it Turkiye
Not calling it Cote d'Ivoire
Not calling it Bharat
Not calling it Eswatini
Not calling it Myanmar
Simple as

>>215899159
Helen Hunt in Trancers mind, corrrrrrrrr

>>215899132
I have never paid in my life, simpcity man me

turkey drummers chips and beans
but back when I was a kid because turkey drummers don't taste nice anymore

>>215899080
I don't understand. Is 5 guys a food chain?

>>215899177
it's really no wonder British people grow up so dysgenic with such grim food as children

>>215899168
Burmmaaaa shave...
https://youtu.be/iGeIusN-avE?si=ohicOhdxk6kgvrDz

>>215898739
No, he just looks like a fucking chinless gimp and asks 'hurr does this look le good' like a 12 year old. Obviously that's going to make her fanny shrivel up like a prune.

>>215899162
You know I love you right?

>>215899168
based

>>215899210
not even Scotland backed Scottish independence

>>215899210
Can't wait for the underwhelming 4% of the vote or whatever he gets at the next election and for him to disappear like every other loony green leader.

>>215899206
Yeah but you have no idea how much more I love you, you make my cheeks flush and the immense oxytocin you induce in me makes me snog your posts whenever I see them pop up on the screen x

>>215898750
Hips don't lie

>>215899214
lol

>>215899210
Zack Polanski, real name David Stephen Paulden.
Famously claimed he could hypnotise women to make their breasts larger, and charged money to do so.

>>215899111
>a man like that
he's hardly a catch he looks like he's modelled himself after more plates more dates
his lifestyle and personality is off-putting

>>215899214
Vote was swayed by English people living there. Independence votes should only be allowed to be cast by people who were born there else they are pointless

>>215899210
Nice to see the Greens embracing Anglo-Saxon ethnonationalism

laugh and the whole world laughs with you

>>215899232
i thought she was going to say something like it's tattooed on my arm why would you need to ask me what it is

>>215899210
>Everyone in those places who likes that already vote for the respective parties
>People in England either think this is bad, don't care, or were voting for him anyway
Smooth operator they've got here

>>215899255
so like every leftist figure he’s a freak with women issues got it

>>215899210
Every few years the British left has a moment of mass belief where they start spaffing off left right and centre like this and it is inevitably crushed

>>215899192
Only the best on your plate was it?

>>215899282
>>215899282
>>215899282

>>215899266
how do you think all the scots living in england would have voted?

hair is thinning lads. razor is either going across my head or my neck

>>215899255
Never charged money.
Was asked to try and help women who had body image issues
Get a new one gammon

>>215899266
This idiot also votes for a party that wants to bring in millions of pakistanis

>>215899210
open borders for us though

>>215899258
>more plates more dates

Rorke hearing this and patting his big belly in contention

Leftypol promising to dismantle the country he's running to be in charge of

>>215899266
Stop being a disgusting racist. New Scots like Humza Yousaf are just as Scottish as you Hamish

>>215899232
"6 million" comment bait

>>215898848
For me it's her girls kissing scenes

>>215899232
First thing I noticed was her Star of David

Fun fact: in the 2005 UK General Election, the Conservative party actually won the popular vote in England.

>>215899210
Greens can help but shoot themselves in the foot. Sort your shit out already Corbyn

>>215899303
>never charged money
He had an office on harley street