Thread 215901162

Dunkino edition

>>215901171
nathan doesn’t like it because he didn’t come up with it

>>215901147
got a cock like the can to prove it

neoliberal bull logging in

Who is Nathan

neoliberal teeth chomping in

>>215901205
show us your neoliberal teeth

>>215901162 (OP)
>"As long as one day London is minority white, it will all have been worth it"

>>215901210
Spainnonce's latest dollhouse character

How would you react in this situation?

>>215901235
kek

i've got rorke teeth

>>215901208
probs my fave gif in here honestly

>>215901247
Give him a right good shagging

POV: You enter rorkes bedroom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzfOAlFgyY8

how does that one freak get huge discounts on ubereats?
I only ever get codes for fruit and veg the woke pricks

>>215901247
Ok but you actually are gay if you wouldn't fuck that

>>215901212
fucking kek

>>215901195
Actually the opposite
Nathan came up with neoliberal teeth and accuses every other gimmick of being a spaki creation

>>215901247
i hold hers she holds mine

oh we're back to trying to force neoliberal teeth are we

Managed to finally sell my Switch 2 on Vinted but it came at a cost, I appear to have sold it to a fucking boomer who keeps asking me questions like

>Does this have online?
>What accessories do you recommend?
>Do I need to buy games for it or does it just work?
>Does it do multiplayer?

I've got the money anyway so might just block them, there's a fucking limit. How do they have no idea what they've bought?

>>215901284
Reckon mainland Brits are the gayest people I've ever met

>>215901195
>>215901295

>>215901309
not even forcing it now, it's actually been amusing me the past ten minutes

The Asian willard

reckon i've probably saved a few images of trannies not realising they weren't women

>>215901323
Yeah alright but my point still stands, you are gay if you don't shag that

Guernsey be kidding me!

>>215901303
I imagine Indians and Thais have similar size hands and cocks

>>215901313
give him basic advice but yeah, if he persists just politely let him know that you are unable to provide him tech support

Neoliberal teeth has always been a good meme, any 'forcing' is the lad trying to pretend nobody likes it

>>215901357
nigga has a mouth like the latvia flag

lmao some retard still replying in the old thread after he lost the argument

>>215901344
Yh I guess

>>215901381
i love her

>>215901323
reckon you're a vpn, reckon it's a bit suspicious you only appeared after the ofcom scare

Inshallah, the NIMBY jihad will commence

>>215901361
and a good time yeah

Saw a Paki lass earlier dressed like a mid-2000s scene girl with the tights and that
Maybe there's hope yet

Two months later and I still haven't been able to book a driving test

Well done Keir

>>215901345
Lads at uni uses to go with "Guernsey does when he's on Mandy" which isn't the worst they could have done


Especially because I was on drugs most of the time and I gurn a lot on drugs

>>215901431
Good, too many drivers on the road as it is. Get on your bike.

>>215901455
what the fuck is that

>>215901313
Sold all my old video games on eBay some years back and 99% was smooth sailing, 5-star reviews, no hassle.

Once in a while though you'd get an autist buyer like the one you're dealing with. Honestly a lot of the time these people are mentally ill and you're best not dealing with them. If you reply there will be an endless well of questions, no matter what detail you provide. You already know yourself that the answers to this person's questions are available independent of the seller of the item (you).

I'd recommend 1 reply at most, thank them for the purchase, recommend they seek the answers online, and firmly end the conversation there i.e make it clear this is the only reply they'll be getting. Be prepared for them to dispute the sale via Vinted or whatever their process is. If / when they do, just agree it no hassle, usually this will involve them sending the item back to you which they often don't do. When the time lapses and they haven't sent the item back, it gets resolved in your favour (on ebay at least).

>>215901445
I need a car to see my girlfriend

I can't cycle for four hours just for a cuddle

>>215901463
stop. digging.

>>215901416
blud thinks he's arthur dent

Heard Mohammed got raped

>>215901416
>lay down in front of bulldozers

yeah bollock first

glod

>>215901463
me

>>215901464
got any funny stories from your ebay sells

>>215901408
Nah Guernsey lad through and through even got the Frenchie looking surname
I just live in Bristol most of the time, I'm back for a few months

Only legends will understand

fucking my da up the arse

New Spaino gimmick

>>215901514
I don't understand

I just realised I haven't thought about her in two days

I can move on I can find another

>>215901514
I don't get it

>>215901273
>>215901284
>>215901303

>>215901531
huge news for the unemployed

the lad mindraped by spaino is one of my favourite posters, he hasn’t been here for years

>>215901533
clearly not a legend are you

>>215901514
Can you spell it out for me? Is it about illegal cock fighting?

>>215901531
He's been off his meds ever since his Charlie Bingham shite flopped horribly yesterday

>>215901514
cocks and pussies

>>215901514
what about yellow cats and yellow chickens

>>215901533
A jungle monkey congoid having sex with a European woman would receive one hundred million views, blacked and blacked raw have a combined total of either 8 billion or 16 billion views for example.

>>215901416
Lincoln County councillors' photo surrounded by Starmer troopers in circa 2028

Grim stat: I have drunk absolutely 0 water today
remedying that pronto

Feel like such an unproductive slug as done fuck all toil today

Pn the kcd2 grind. Saved some jews from a pogrom and the only black man in Bohemia from being executed

>>215901576
>a combined total of either 8 billion or 16 billion views
99% from one IP address in Cheshire

>>215901551
is that that hunter shafer lad

>>215901531
>>215901561
Spainchad owns your raped little mind

>>215901540
thank god, does this mean you'll stop posting boring fucking blogs?

get the mega mosque built

>>215901604
rorke fuming at the thought of it

>>215901600
friday tomorrow so fuck toil, get the skiving done

so this is rorke

>>215901613
no, different girl

>>215901416
you can NOT improve the country in any way
you WILL import infinity africans to make up for it

>>215901634
rorke shagging
leftypol commenting in a huff how rorke is racist and probably a paedo too

Bizarre incellious logic

>>215901506
honestly the vast, vast, VAST majority were no issue whatsoever as I say. Those were the best. Free money for selling my old shite, a comfy trip to the post office or post box to send my well wrapped item off, and a pleasant review from the buyer.

One autimso bought a GBA game and then messaged me to say it was his favourite game, a message I ignored. Then he followed up a few days later with a message saying he thought it was fake (it wasn't). I sent him comprehensive proof it was a normal GBA cartridge and he then lodged a formal dispute through eBay, citing my having ignored his first message as evidence of my alleged deception. He never sent the game back. When I looked up the address I sent it to it was some adult care home for retards. I had a laugh imagining him telling his carers he had to send the cartridge back but being denied because he wasn't allowed to operate a pair of scissors to wrap up a parcel.

>>215901594
That guy on the right is an absolute unit

>>215901615
:)

Moving laterally through my network to breach the mainframe and send rape to the arse undetected

>>215901634
Is that Alan?

>>215901672
>When I looked up the address I sent it to it was some adult care home for retards.

>>215901687
*encrypts the firewall*
*backtraces your IP*

>>215901672
>I had a laugh imagining him telling his carers he had to send the cartridge back but being denied because he wasn't allowed to operate a pair of scissors to wrap up a parcel.

Did millennials have any sexual attraction to female backsides? It seems they were the only group of people in history to have never thought of them sexually.

>>215901694
hmmmmmm, wonder what that lads up to these days does he still have twitter?

Guys we need to build some nuclear power plants

thus spake zarathrustra
its a book by neeetcha

>>215901716
always though neil patrick harris was just this guy doing an american voice

>>215901655
Energy will be provided instead via connecting Deliveroo cyclists to the national grid

>>215901735
No we don't just make all incels run on a tread mill

Let's make one thing clear: Spaino didn't participate in Bighamposting. In fact he seethed about it. No, Bighamposting was all me.

>>215901735
have you not seen chernobyl mate?
get half the countryside turned into solar farms now

>>215901769
i did a bit of bigham posting

>>215901769
why would you push such an abysmal gimmick so hard

a thought for you nathan - you don’t become a /brit/ legend until you leave. The tupac effect

>>215901769
It's a dead gimmick now mate
Sorry that fat cunt Spaino killed it. He's got the Midas touch in reverse. The Piedas touch lol

>>215901735
We are and have more planned. They cost ridiculous amounts though

>>215901736
You now know that he deliberately infected himself with syphilis so he could get high

What's going on in Liverpool? You always see memes about Birmingham, Newcastle or Luton but never about them.

just watched imitation game

cannot believe the british government castrated benedict cumberbatch

chance would be a fine thing alan

Miss duck posting to be honest with you all

you lot like fajitas?
i like fajitas gonna have fajitas tonight
chicken ones
not good at wrapping them though :(

oh my christ

bardley welsh yhe binble moo deng cock pong gay porn

>>215901838
Had to be done

Who stands above Alan in the pantheon of /brit/ greats? No one by my reckoning

velo were meant to deliver the goods today and they've fucked it so now I have to leave the house it's a fucking disgrace

Days since another massive and easily avoidable Labour cockup: 0

>>215901416
so that's what they mean by reform

>>215901854
people will pussy out and vote tory and labour again, the tribal instincts always kick when a real election begins

>>215901835
>You always see memes about Birmingham, Newcastle or Luton
you do? must have missed all the luton memes myself

>>215901854
>con above lab
the absolute state of the left wing

>>215901891
no they won’t lmao

>>215901854
Who is still voting Tory? WHO?

>>215901828
I wish I was the PM and could post pictures like this

nathan melty HUGE melty

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpq1z3venzeo
Troubling

fmnl

>>215901854
>Current govt is joint 4th with 15% of nationwide support
>Has a huge majority and is barraging through with enormous state-changing policies that are unpopular and weren't in their manifesto 18 months ago
insane that there's another three and a bit years of this shite

>>215901894
I meant you hear people taking the piss out of those places due to immigrants and whatnot. Luton used to be in the news just before brexit since it had lots of EU immigrants.

mousey, the custodian of /brit/ in the absence of any recognised personalities strikes fear and rage into nathan and he has a melty attack

>>215901933
twerps that want to be ruled over by a fat black woman with poor hygiene

>>215901949
these things are fuck ugly girls should go back to squishmallows

I don't trust Nigel he doesn't want to help us

Does anyone fantasise about building high-speed rail around England and Scotland?

>>215901911
They did exactly that in 2019

>>215901989
stop trying to make yourt dogshit nathan gimmick happen

>>215901854
Con and Lab would be willing to have a coalition just to keep the status quo

Dave

>>215901891
nah i think that won't occur due to already how dead everyone knows they are

>>215902006
no my fantasies are a lot more
....
....
sinister
*an evil incel grinch smile creeps across my evil incel grinch face*

>>215901854
>election 4 years away
who cares

>>215902006
the only way you'll fund decent public transport is by making people want to use it, which means banning biomass from setting foot on it

>>215902006
got the routes and stations planned out me including the bridge to northern ireland

How much is this going to make reddit seethe?

>>215902016
yawn nathan

Probably gonna sell some of my redundant video game crap on eBay

>>215902006
No there should be a massive dyke between Scotland and England

>>215902071
based

>>215902071
nicola sturgeon?

>>215902060
gross. cover it in 24k gold right now!

>>215902071
Send your mum to Newcastle then?

>>215901854
will be interesting to see how fencesitting starmer swings this
He's been so accustomed to pandering to Reform voters, how will his software cope with having to look at the other side of the spectrum now? And if he does, how does he do so without looking as disingenuous as he has every single day up to this point?
Or do you double down?

It's going to be entertaining that's for sure.

>>215902071
yea like ur mum lol

chebs

>>215902079
Sturgeon was an british nationalist

>>215902006
No way lol. It just ends up being an insurmountable white elephant thanks to red tape from councils and regulations a la HS2

>>215902060
the orange nigger does retarded stuff and even destroys whole parts of our country in ways we will never recover from every day, no one gives a shit. Americans got so fat and stupid and lazy that we're perfectly content to just lay back while our country rots around us.

>>215902105
she was a dyke who wanted to separate england and scotland thats exactly what you said

Actually concerning how much I love tits

>>215902060
looks nice, unlike how he fucked up the interior of the white house with his excessive tacky gold like some new money arab multi-millionaire

>>215902104
>mati
THE mati?

>>215902060
Arc de Blumph

>>215902085
nose and ears like a goblin's

>>215902122
She supported mass migration from England and Africa and somehow thought all of them would vote to leave the UK

>>215902091
>He's been so accustomed to pandering to Reform voters
starmer hasn't done a single thing to try to appeal to reform voters

>>215902060
I thought Americans hated Euros. Why do they keep copying them?

*kisses neoliberal teeth*
Wagwan

>>215902144
he's pandering to a charicature of reform voters
with the plastic flags and all that shite

>>215902139
absolutely no need to sign your post

>>215902144
he helpfully informed them they were at risk of voting for a racist, thus giving them a chance to reconsider

>>215902155
snorting

>>215902165
Ah yes a slant eyed gook beast

>>215902144
what about mass deportation to Uganda and the Chagos deal?

>>215901720
crazy how this game is only remembered for the porn it produced

>>215901634
eyes like a dolll

>>215901735
we need reservoirs more

I've never had a Labubu. Another trend I missed out on. My connection to society strained. I'm straying further away. Save me.

>>215902165
Not supposed to put your chopsticks upright like that because it resembles burning incense at a funeral (bad omen)

asians be like how can i pick up my food? how about these 2 plain wooden sticks

mousey living rent free

>>215902181
>>215902229
don't bully r bea

>>215902170
didn't know i looked like a woman (man)

>>215902229
food so bad i died

>>215902162
that's an attempt to pander to the 'reasonable middle' labour inexplicably still thinks exists
real reform pandering is what tories are now trying to do saying they're going to kick illegal migrant's doors in and deport them like ICE

>>215902229
stupid superstitious chinks

>>215902220
who is that woman i keep seeing her

Gary Eats

approached the Owner
because of

His
rudeness ..

They
Both
Blamed the

trolls !! So It`s Ok !!

my days

>>215902220
dont know whats going on heree

umm...xisters? Our response?

Mad how ten years ago selfies were something teenage girls did for a laugh and now bankstein demands one if I want a new credit card

>>215902285
And then you notice those European buildings that don't have a thirteenth floor for some reason.

>>215902308
don`t Worry

Ok

It`s
Fine !!

>>215902308
don't worry about it poppet x

i've got mental healthhhhhh

on the phone while jogging
don't see that often

fuck lads
i think my neighbour's only gone and died

>>215902316
wish i got in on it honestly shame it didn't last longer, I would have be an insincere stealth transmaxxer of course

dont different races have different bone structures and skulls though

fake mousey :/

>>215902307
:o/

>>215902318
yeah reminds me of when passports didn't have passport photos on
back in 2015

>>215902349
R. I. P. Ok !!

swear i saw a bird take a picture of me out the corner of my eye at toil

Get the trannies shagged before they disappear

>>215902307
he just didn't want to bar his wife from enjoying BBC

>>215902307
the consequences of porn addiction

>>215902316
back in my day we didn't need trends to cut our cocks off
we did it because we liked it

>>215902349
the lengths people will go to not have to interact with you

>>215902351
that's what rorke would have you believe but really the differences are just skin

>>215902376
neoliberal teeth lisped these words into existence

>>215902349
time to knock a few walls down and double your house's size

>>215902316
what's next then?

>>215902369
Adore this post

>>215902343
same and i'm not going to do a thing about it

>>215902316
leftypol throwing his phone out the window in a fit of rage

A crackhead asked me for 80 pence

>>215902397
don`t Know ..

was on a mad one last night and went to bed at 8pm
might do it again tonight. utterly mental

>53% of households are net recipients of benefits
>government spending accounts for 45% of GDP
>median household income actually GOES UP after tax and benefits are accounted for
And apparently the rest of us have to pay MORE tax to feed the insatiable behemoth? Just not subsidising over half the population is impossible?

>>215902307
mad that people believe this horseshit

>>215902316
Society is healing. Soon we will look back on the years 2018-2023 the same way we look back on any other dark time in our history: as an aberration.

>>215902351
uhh no rorke that's racist pseudoscience, everyone's skull is exactly the same

woman talking loudly to he dog
might have been on the phone with headphones in but it seemed to me she was talking to the dog

>>215902411
Times are tough and he knows the value of a quid.

>>215902432
ok

>>215902349
giwtwm
>>215902417
can't do that i'd be tossing and turning all night

>>215902421
a few more million 3rd worlders should fix it

>>215902417
corrrr might join you again, tucked up nice and early I was last night

>>215902421
yeah the way society functions is that those of us fit and healthy and young take care of those less fortunate

>>215902421
Get them housed, Rorke

>>215902397
Krishna is going to come back and punish the british when the institutionalized transphobia is at its worst. I believe the time is nigh.

you`re All

so
Funny .. !!

That social contract meme was spot on really wasn't it

>>215902505
fomyeg

>>215901205
>>215901212
very underrated mugging off here, he got disheartened and went back to hiding in the pack again after this lol

did a lie when steaming last night and got my justeat refunded

tucked up with my duvet and an electric blanket and it's on for free de laaaads

>>215902468
why?

>London
Hmm I wonder what could be causing that?

>>215902506
don`t know !!

a meagre 8 standing hours so far today
14 is a pipe dream

the sumo at the royal albert hall looks mega

wish i could keep toby as my little pocket monster

fake mousey in the house tonight

>>215902505
why haven`t

gary and danny

uploaded yet :(

>>215902538
because otherwise those unable to take care of themselves can't

rorke is handsome but autistic

>>215902539
oh my days

utterly mental how fast some people jog
going like twice the speed of me

>>215902579
ktim

>>215902579
yes I am

new word learned
粉末状
means powdered
like powdered milk

Didn't notice anything was wrong with youtube yesterday. Derpibooru was having some problems though

>>215902573
French Poster corrected
me

Ok ..

No uploads
until November !! It`s Sad
though ..

No it doesn't. This is absolute nonsense. I know plenty of people who have done OF in the past and have good paying careers now. I have also done OF, and I've never had it come up. They can't just magically know you've done OF and you're not required to disclose it. So long as you don't put your legal name on your OF, no employer will ever know. Especially for women who can be freaking shapeshifters. All OP has to do is do her makeup differently or not wear any at all and even if she's interviewed in person by the king of the gooners, she won't be recognized.

It's wild how many people try to "scare" women away from OF with blatant lies like this. It's right up there with sex making a woman "loose" (false) and "no man will want them if they've done OF"

>>215902579
all handsome lads are rorke because they didn’t need to pretend to agree with girls views to get fanny

>>215902576
Why can over half the population not take care of themselves? That is a societal failure of colossal proportions

>>215902539
I can't get no sleep

not a ' but i saw some schoolgirl legs earlier which made me turn my head

if there's one thing I hate it's loud children
just shut the fuck up you boring little dweebs

um

>>215902155
Can't believe Ofcom wants to ban this

>>215902632
Tell their

Parents

ok !! Stop
Being a coward !!

Can't stop wanking to gay porn girls

>>215902624
unrelated but anything goes in an imagination wank

>>215902618
well half the population is either young or old or sick
probably the same as most societies throughout history
of course you could choose not to care of those less fortunate but when has that ever made for a successful society?

haircut on the morrow

>>215902411
i think they do that so you'll look for change and see youve only got a fiver and feel obligated to give them something or something

business idea: cuck porn but the two blokes are shagging and the woman is watching in the corner

Call Him
Mouse

He Prefers that ..
NOT MOUSEY

just
Mouse !!

>>215902660
hmmm not sure about that

>>215902576
>those unable to take care of themselves
toff opinion
anyone that has lived on a council estate knows bennie scroungers are majority lazy wastoids

>>215902685
what about mousenonce?

Leftypol finally watching that YouTube video Rorke has been hassling him to watch and then he finds it really fascinating and thus begins his transformation into Rightypol

still not come up with my excuse to avoid the toil Christmas party

>>215902681
just get rid of the woman altogether you arse bandit

Moved house recently and I've no plates
Got a Tescohen curry in one of those half and half trays
Should I eat it out of the thing like a Muller corner or should I contact the Just Eat paki?

>>215902713
“Can’t come” doesn’t work? Be a man

>>215902713
toilberg keeps bugging me about this gay halloween party and I dunno how to get out of it

>>215902713
covid

>>215902718
get a kizza supplied

>>215902713
``I Can`t go
because I`m

Catching

Pocket Monsters !!``

sir isaac newton

>>215899282
>>215899282

>>215902697
what like my dad who worked for 50 years to give me the life I have and now receives a state pension and assistance with his prescriptions

>>215902713
i was asked not to attend last year, assume it still applies thankfully

I am thoroughly mindbroken by porn

>>215902692
Calm down Keir you've got more important issues

>>215902751
what is todays pocket monster

>>215902751
rofl

>>215902758
why can't you help him you lazy cunt

that isnt the new

>>215902766
'tim

>>215902751
Mouse you're funny

>>215902760
why not

>>215902785
because I don't earn enough money

>>215902796
did stuff when steaming at a work event

>>215898146
>>215898146
>>215898146

how close do I have to be to be killed by a plane crash

>>215902777
I Posted
it
Earlier

Ok !!

I don`t Like to
repost Them

>>215890640

>>215902811
tell us what you did in the new lad

>>215902421
Need to have fat retarded dole dossers live as comfortable a life as possible

>>215902834
never

just sneezed
reckon I'm done for

You can tell Adam is on because he's doing his extremely funny 'link a random thread' gimmick. Guess he's ban evading after getting caught posties ponies yesterday

>>215902840
did you overstep your boundaries?

hello mouse

Sir Mouse Nonce

are we just not having a new then

>>215902850
covid mate get yourself quarantined it's the new variant

>>215902882
fuck you

>>215902889
>>215902889
>>215902889

Test

hurry up I have abhorrent posts to upload