Thread 215902889

Yanks out edition

no go on man tell us why you weren't invited to the christmas party last year

How was your day?

ah the new

mousey is cute
i wish he was my gay sissy slave

the good thing about people being demoralised now is that teenagers don't shout stuff at me in the street anymore

I give off Rockstar Vibes

nathan reaching critical meltdown chasing mouse shadows

>>215902918
Fus Ro Dah!

have them chasing shadows

>>215902943
Big Narstie lookin zesty ahh nigga

>>215902943
Aura

the interview went well lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQyqrlFOe5s

>>215902943
fat nigga season

Fell for every fake new like a total spacker didn't I

>>215902943
she hasn't run in years

>>215902943
would be mad funny if he fell down them stairs

Diego Day tomoorrow so. We can keep an eye on that

Is Nathan the new Lee

reckon there’s some spamming/flooding occurring

>>215902994
need to get a real /brit/ + /ita/ collab edish going soon

>>215903005
no he hasn't been seen in months

Wow, well done green. You mega evolved!

>>215903038
He realised the truth and topped himself

being a

Pocket Monster

master
Is a nice Feeling !!

um

>>215903059
kek this is me

Cleaned my car out today and it looks pretty nice on the inside now

done my poo

>>215903076
Would this mean TND?

doing your poo

>>215903098
Don't post it again

Posting on 4chan while watching a video about 4chan

I was sick ten times

might read the frieren manga

i want to watch videos of oriental ladies

>>215902943
Couldn't even get up the stairs without stopping

doing sloe gin shots
nasty stuff

>>215903059
leftypol insisting this is perfectly valid english

>>215903156
did that yesterday

>>215903076
cor imagine
>con 7
CORRRRRRRR

>>215903156
*stares at you in chinese*

You board a flight and she is beside you. Wat do?

don't know what to do tonight
could do some gaming i suppose but i just think i'll start then get bored after a little bit and then i'll just wish i'd gone to bed and watched a nice film or youtube kino

>>215903155
was thinking of watching the anime but might just wank to doujins instead

One of Mousey's biggest quirks is when he has a complete personality reset, like when he turned into the 'peterposter' and claimed he lived in London

>>215903076
>Your Party: 13
Absolute garbage polling.

>>215903241
me and my gf flew to the Caribbean this year and I was in the middle with a random 20ish year old girl next to me. Was chatting to the girl the whole way and playing candy crush games with her on the screens, very social and flirty lad me

>>215903241
Can I phone a friend?

should seriously kill myself

>>215903275
diego wont like this

>>215903241
if i felt like she wouldn't be annoyed by it i'd ask for a selfie with her but otherwise leave her alone

>>215903276
Not really a quirk more like severe mental illness.

>>215903311
screaming

>>215903241
wait for turbulence then bury my head between her breasts and shout 'mommy!'

our jez
and friends

>>215903278
>garbage
FOY

nathans mind ruminating constantly regarding mr mouse

Tried engaging boomer/Gen X mum on race just now. I said racism is cool again now and she said in a half-hearted way not to say that. Then I said "you know human races aren't equal don't you" and she just dismissed me. I genuinely think boomers are a completely lost cause. Keep in mind we live in a place that's gone from 98% to 80% white in her lifetime. They're just hopeless. Never gonna learn. She's also said she's voting Reform as well. People born in the 1940s-1960s are so scared of being accused of racism it's unreal.

>>215903241
'any food or drink from the trolley?'
'nah i'm fine thanks x, already got a gallon of milk me'
*violently whip my head around and start sucking milk out through her top despite having not said a word to her the entire flight*

>>215903281
did she get much plantation bbc and coconut cream when you were out there?

>>215902943
This nigga ain't running for anything

>>215903329
Unironically what differentiates them from the Greens

>>215903329
would the one in the skirt

>>215903329
fucking give it up jezza

>>215903370
no she didnt have neoliberal teeth

>got called up for jury duty again
ffs

>>215903380
jez has a load of insane socially conservative muslim landlords at the head of his party

bet the pg tips are leaky

>>215903397
pencil in a not guilty verdict

>>215902943
Will never understand people who are so into how they present themselves, put all this effort into fashion and then completely neglect their bodies
You can wear the best thought out outfit in the world but you're still an obese rub of lard

>>215903413
show us your teeth lad

>>215903430
Modern Adonis over here

>>215903329
can tell that chap at the back left received a meaty inheritance and never worked a day in his life

>>215903430
reckon fat people are still allowed to dress nice if they want

really don't know what i saw in my ex

as always, lets give it a go

>>215903430
the big body is a statement in and of itself
there are many examples of men doing this too

>>215903452
You don't have to be a greek god but in order to end up with that physique you have to neglect your body for years on end

>>215902918
I'm only saving this if it's the longer one where they bounce. Pinnacle of humour.

>>215903478
Post your pics then go on

what bradley sees when he finally finds his driving licence mostly buried in a pile of snow >>215903275

>>215903462
They can but it's wasted

>>215903471
That is a man

eaten nearly a kilo of tofu this week

>>215903353
screaming
>mum i hate brown people
>that's nice love, go and tidy your room like a good boy
>races aren't equal you know!

>>215903518
>That is a man
so it is lol

nathan dreams of beating mouseGOD in an epic 1v1 battle for /brit/

doing quite the poo

Is that 2023mong I spy? Hahaha how's the toilfu lad? Hahaha

>>215903496
No because unlike shagged 80 women mong I have nothing to prove
But I'm in good shape, and it doesn't even take much to maintain once you get there

sir john west

>>215903532
just wait for the Your Party surge

>>215903532
basically guarantees a reform victory because green are actually insane

>>215903552
I accept your concession you fat bastard

>>215903532
This is like in F1 where the commentators focus on the battle for 4th and 5th because first place is so far ahead of the pack.

>>215903520
and your poo and farting situation?

>>215903532
Zack Polanski, real name David Stephen Paulden.
Famously claimed he could hypnotise women to make their breasts larger, and charged money to do so.

>>215903564
in what way are they "insane"?

>>215903532
the boob thing actually works you know
unlike any of farage's proposed policies

>>215903574
been alri tbf
lashed a few chia seeds in my morning porridge job's a good'un

>>215903380
Greens are judeo capitalists
Corbyn is an Aryan Socialist

>>215903582
>>215903576
Divine coincidence of posts

>>215903576
oh my DAYS

>>215903576
he invited to da cookout LOL

>>215903576
This is based though

>>215903576
ok but did it work?

grown out of video games now
live a very hollow life, me

I was going to vote for Greens until they elected that grifter

>>215903576
rorke casting his vote...
...for green!

>>215903576
so this lunatic is the leader. he's also a jewish homosexual.
isnt the #3 an actual hardcore islamist?
how on earth is that ever going to work lol

>>215903576

Literally and unironcially who gives an actual fuck though? Mental how people still use this as an attack

>>215903582
the #1 issue in the country is immigration and green are for open borders
not to mention all the stuff about decriminalising drugs and defending shoplifting

Imagine picking a name to make you sound trustworthy and you go with fucking Polanski, was Weinstein taken or something

>>215903653
Hmm yes yet me elect a political leader who is insane. No way this could backfire.

smells like bumhole in here

>>215903646
You were retarded until they elected a retard.

>>215903650
well people who aren't racist homophobic bigots don't care about him being gay or jewish

>>215903653
yeh mate who cares about a dishonest grifter in the running to control a nation.

>>215903669
>the #1 issue in the country is immigration
well obviously not for green voters mongo

>>215903653
And your thoughts on Stephen Yaxley-Lennon?

>billionaires are getting richer, everyone else is getting poorer
>You will never own a home, your job will never be secure, companies will increase your bills forever and there's nothing you can do about it

>Oh but Polanski thought he could enlarge breasts when he was younger oh well better just continue getting fucked by the billionaires

Socialism emerged as a healthy, Aryan, racialist and antisemitic response to the merciless exploitation of European workers by capitalists in the 19th century.

Marxism was invented by jewry to turn European workers into international ethnic mush and human material for capitalism, by poisoning socialism.

don't know if it still exists but there used to be a subreddit that was like small boob problems and it was women complaining about being flat chested. used to live reading it.

right i decided what i'll post tonight

>>215903741
me as a postman on the nightshift

>>215903741
Go on then.

nazimong has arrived to give three (3!) hours of shit, uneducated takes

>>215903571
Cope lardarse

team news

>>215903397
went once didn't get selected and fucked off home
the ones who did get selected were absolute runts, made me lose all faith in the justice system
anyone who remotely looked like they had their shit together had a good enough excuse to not do it and the judge let them go
ended up looking like they selected the whole jury from a council estate

>>215903719
You're talking about it like a youthful foible not something utterly and totally deranged. Bloke should be in a mental asylum. And you know it's just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to his beliefs.

I'm a Rorke but fair play to the Leftypol lads for going Green
There were lads on here that voted for actual Keir Starmer would you believe

>>215903785
int that the bint canslad uses in his op's

>>215903710
polanski is always on about immigration. his positions regarding immigration are just insane, which is why their siphoning of votes from labour basically guarantees a reform win
try to follow along with the conversation

>>215903719
you know when people complain about magaturds turning a blind eye to trumps history - thats exactly what you're doing with that fucking weirdo

>>215903785
the english rose as it were

>>215903719
>Oh but Polanski thought he could enlarge breasts when he was younger
This isn't even what it was though. He was a hypnotherapist and told a lass with body image problems to imagine herself with bigger knockers so she felt better about it.
I'd never vote green in my life but really don't see why people give a fuck about this. If someone in Trump's cabinet had done this /pol/ would be full of memes about voting Trump to bring back big tits

>>215903822
>polanski is always on about immigration
yeah cos the media won't shut up about

I'm really trying to watch Celebrity Traitors but it's ruined every time Stephen Fry is on screen knowing he obliterates a young bussy every night

>>215903719
>>billionaires are getting richer
they always do
>everyone else is getting poorer
because of mass immigration
>>You will never own a home
because of mass immigration
>your job will never be secure
because of mass immigration
>companies will increase your bills forever
because of mass immigration
>there's nothing you can do about it
me? i'm voting reform

greens prove democracy is retarded
all you need to do is buy votes

the greens are being infiltrated and hijacked by islamists and are playing deluded leftypol mongs like fiddles. same for that Your Party travesty

>>215903855
for me it's watching with my nominally lefty dad and see him squirm whenever alan carr comes on

Rorke will complain about Polanski for hypnotherapy but crickets when Farage gargles Putin cock every night

>>215903851
because it's the #1 issue people care about and will almost single handedly decide the next general election

>>215903847
>He was a hypnotherapist and told a lass with body image problems to imagine herself with bigger knockers so she felt better about it.
that's gay as shit i no longer like him

nathans neoliberal teeth absolutely chomping at the bit rn

>>215903886
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

>reads 40 books
>buys goog

>>215903894
okay and it still won't be the #1 issue for green voters
you've fallen down the labour trap of thinking policy should be dictated by the media rather than by the party

>>215903855
I watch it for Charlotte Church sex tits

>>215903626
he's gonna be eating there with his neoliberal teeth

>>215903785
Need a fit female footballer to sit on my face after a match

trump said he'll offer refugee status for europeans who oppose mass immigration
wish he would just send his army to clear out the wogs tbqh

reckon they should come up with a more efficient method for grating parmesan

>>215903936
The perfect milf

>>215903929
i think allowing those people even a modicum of power is bad news

>>215903906
I agree to be honest, I'd like him more if he had done some Benidorm hypnotist act where he pretended he could give some bint massive jubblies with his mind.

>>215903934
>le right wing media bogeyman
>it's le billionaires, not the millions and millions of wogs let in by the billionaires!
Straight out of the reddit playbook this one.

>>215903934
mate what do you think the topic of discussion is here
i am saying splitting votes between labour and green party guarantees a reform win because green party has insane policy positions that the general public will never in a million years accept
i don't care what their #1 issue is

It's getting darker. Traffic is heavy. Commuting is tedious. But if you sit in a stationary queue with your foot jammed on the brake pedal you are blinding the people behind with your ridiculously bright lights. Stop it.

>>215903968
source or it didn't happen, imagine going to alaska me i'd love it

>>215903653
yaaaassss let's elect a fucking quack to run the country!!!

>>215903999
you're saying the party are insane because they don't believe immigration is the #1 issue
which i mean fine if you think that i guess but i'd say if you're insane if think that would be the #1 issue of the GREEN PARTY

>>215903688
That's what the dentist says when you say "aaah"

>>215903576
how profitable was that btw, bet i could do that, i'd also bring in more revenue by saying i make knobs bigger too

>>215903885
'fair and humane system of managed migration' makes it sound better than their actual proposal
>The Green Party believes that migration is not a criminal offence under any circumstances.
>The Green Party seeks to establish a system that recognises that all migrants are treated as citizens in waiting and therefore supports and encourages them to put down roots in their new home.
> All visas can be applied for on entry, while in the UK, or before entry.
>Minimum income requirements will be removed from all applications as well as any benefits from having a higher income.
>Language requirements will be removed from all applications.
>Undocumented migrants will be given free advice and support to help them to regularise their status without penalty for being undocumented.
>Undocumented migrants who have been in the UK for at least five years will be invited to apply for settled status unless the standard exclusions apply.

>>215904005
don't know why you're telling me as i can't drive

Leftypol splitting his vote three ways been your party, labour and green omdz

>green wins
>they invite the entire 3rd world here
>not a single immigrant shares green values
>green party dies within a generation
fucking idiots

>>215903859
Yes vote for the party with a Blairite Muslim co-owner, that'll sort out mass immigration

scremgling

cant decide if i want a bokkle of wine tonight or not
would mean going to tesco

Ireland is a shithole why did nobody tell me

>>215904053
They're insane because of their bizarre and retarded policy positions:

>Abolish all borders, unlimited migration
>Legalisation of all drugs, including hard drugs
>Complete halt to new fossil fuel extraction and phase-out of nuclear energy
>Withdrawal from NATO and abolition of the UK’s nuclear deterrent
>Support for full national self-determination for Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland
>Granting legal rights/personhood to nature and ecosystems

No one expects greens to win a GE. the point is to force labour back to the left

>>215904134
>Withdrawal from NATO
based

>>215904134
>Legalisation of all drugs, including hard drugs
Hello, based department?

>>215904142
how are they going to do that when the bulk of voters is right?

I personally think Labour's strategy of "Reform is right but pls vote for us" will work flawlessly

>>215904134
>Granting legal rights/personhood to nature and ecosystems
this is based and literally the only green policy they have

>>215904134
based besides nato and immigration

>>215904005
Traffic? Not my problemo

deport the browns
shoot the boats
jail the libtards

>>215904074
what's their wanking off policy?

>>215904178
why would an aussie care about nato

The martyrs of Nuremberg were murdered by the jews 79 years ago today in 1946.

Take a minute to remember those National Socialists today, comrades.

>>215904169
Ah yes, no way this would cause an absolute legal and infrastructure nightmare. Imagine trying to build literally anything when every fucking field and blade of grass is a legal person. Utterly retarded student politics tier nonsense.

give cats little frocks

>>215904206
dont be dramatic. they're obviously referring to animals

>>215904180
MG 42 nests on the coasts of Europe NOW

Welcome to Europe!

>>215904145
Zigger
>>215904169
Druggie mong
>>215904169
Imbecile

Your green party voters ladies and gentlemen.

>>215904074
Fuck me
Would actually quite like to witness the total destruction of the UK, purely from a morbid standpoint

>>215904245
im actually voting Reform but i happen to like animals and nature and want to protect it

very rarely see a chinaman with a full beard do you

>>215904074
>>>The Green Party believes that migration is not a criminal offence under any circumstances.
>>The Green Party seeks to establish a system that recognises that all migrants are treated as citizens in waiting and therefore supports and encourages them to put down roots in their new home.
>> All visas can be applied for on entry, while in the UK, or before entry.
>>Minimum income requirements will be removed from all applications as well as any benefits from having a higher income.
>>Language requirements will be removed from all applications.
>>Undocumented migrants will be given free advice and support to help them to regularise their status without penalty for being undocumented.
>>Undocumented migrants who have been in the UK for at least five years will be invited to apply for settled status unless the standard exclusions apply.
so mad i had to greentext it all again

>>215904245
russia should be bigger

>>215904134
based accelerationists

President Donald J. Trump has invited all Englanders to resettle in a place called "New England". Huh, sounds... kinda nice, actually.

my thinkpad sometimes does this thing where after i turn it on the keyboard won't work and i have to restart it and then the keyboard works

>>215904286
has he actually cos I’d probably be up for that

>>215904053
the party is insane because their policies are insane. the reference to immigration being the #1 issue was a point in favour of their total lack of electability.

Can Sir Zack Polanski hypnotherapise Charlotte Church to have her let me pump her full of my cum?

>>215904245
>Druggie mong
There's no case for drugs to be a criminal offence. If someone wants to scran a tab of acid they are well within their rights to.

might watch the new angela collier
cheeky two and a half hours on antomatter

Did mark really find that chair in a skip

>>215904187
i dont really just think theres no reason you shouldnt be in it

>>215904286
fascinating
>>215904292
wow

>>215902943
she is considered healthy in the us

>>215904309
>just be electable bro
>just keep shifting further right bro
>just keep pandering to rorke bro
did starmer write this post?

>>215904319
reddit opinion

>>215904319
Drooling druggie mong

>>215904304
yeah but you have to step on a picture of the queen

zack pooscranski (on account of his homosexuality)

>>215904328
No lmfao. It's a fiddle for the PIP/JSA folx.

>>215904354
i'd shit on it to reside in the US

>>215903968
Nick Griffin actually predicted Trump would do something like this. Trying to revive America by getting Whites to move there.

When you realise that leftism is a death cult it all makes so much more sense. Every single one of their policies is designed to push you towards death, or being unable to create life.

Would really be amazing to watch the Yookay get flooded with africans and muslum and watch the green party and their voters try and hold things together with floods of people who are diametrically opposed to all of their dearly held values

rorke and leftypol both quaking at the neoliberal menace

I for one think that voting for the Russian and Billionaire backed Reform will do wonders for the working class

>subway sell baked potatoes
mad that
you lot had one yet?

>>215904409
it’s the teeth

what do you do with the fray bentos can?

>>215904388
do you think the legality of fentanyl stops fentanyl addicts being addicted to fentanyl?

>>215904420
yes ive had a baked potato before

>>215904414
Russia is based and so are billionaires

>>215904407
>Would really be amazing to watch the Yookay get flooded with africans and muslum
If only we voted Brexit to stop it

>>215904422
open it then lash it in the air fryer

>>215904398
It's jews, not leftists.

Explain these nonsensical neoliberal teeth and nathan gimmicks I'm guessing they're made by the same retard

>Rorke: Deportations at any cost.
>Leftypol: Mass migration at any cost.
>You: Duhhhhhhh

>>215904420
>>215904431
reckon they're called jacket potatoes

>>215904470
done them

>>215904423
No but the solution certainly isn't to make it legal. It's to round these addict scum up and force them into gigantic gas chambers where they are liquidated by leather-clad fascist coded Starmerite death squads for the greater good of society.

>>215904422
use it to collect cum from my bfs arse when he gets back from the sauna then drink it in the hope of getting the gift

>>215903148
let's all write
Clean shaven. Always.

>>215904465
put this post in the museum

>>215904345
country is already shifting right and will continue to do so until you get your head out of your arse regarding immigration
infinite browns are more important to you than every other issue combined so you'll just have to accept losing forever

>>215904441
Yeah we really showed those billionaires eh

burritos in the air fryer

>>215904461
>the singular neoliberal teeth poster
>the singular nathan poster
omddzzz

>>215904407
>be amazing to watch the Yookay get flooded with africans and muslum
ah yes the hypothetical scenario

might make an omlette for tea
not sure i have any suitable fillings though

>>215904506
again you seem to think electability is the thing all parties should be aiming for
personally i'd like to vote for a party that isn't full of bigots

ive got a neoliberal arsehole

>>215904542
I already made provisions for your position
>so you'll just have to accept losing forever

3 fajitas on a plate for me

>>215904534
>hypothetical

when the fajitas come out sizzlin

>>215904567
or until the racists die off and everyone else realises nigel farage does not have all the answers to the nations problems
or indeed any of the answers

Legalising drugs isn't about handing crack out to kids no matter what you daily mail mongs think. Making drugs illegal hasn't exactly stopped drug use and magically made people forget how to make drugs

Legalisation will pretty much stop the careers of a load of drug dealers and instead drug users will go to a regulated place where their addiction can be treated. Drug use went down by like 90% in Portugal

>>215904534
wtf he's wearing the clothes I put in a shoebox 30 years ago

weed should be legalised and taxed and then we can use that tax to do something with

>>215904604
>so you'll just have to accept losing forever

US artist Tracey McCracken Palmer uses wet felting and needle felting techniques to create landscape artworks

>frying air

Lol ok Zack whatever

remember this

>>215904604
>implying zoomers aren’t incredibly racist
my days

>>215904642
bob dross

>>215904645
you don't fry air
you fry food in air

>>215904618
legal drugs
>alchohol
>tobacco
most popular drugs (by a long way)
>alchohol
>tobacco
well well well it seem legalising drugs DOES make them more popular

>>215904632
Genuinely insane that Sir Keir Starmer hasn't legalised weed when they keep banging on about black holes in the economy

>>215904534
so wonderful we get so many refugees from such progressive countries where the women stay and fight the wears and the men flee abroad, they really don't care for those patriarchal gender norms

The enlightenment was a mistake. I can't think of anything more perverse than "reason." I prefer grandiose, sweeping generalizations and ambitious sociological claims to "closely-examined," or "analytical" arguments that pay needless attention to details. Statistics are a joke. Normal distributions don't exist; statistics don't exist: there's only the whimsical arbitrariness of my personal feelings at any given moment regarding virtually any topic

>>215904542
then you've made your terrible far-right neo-nazi fascist bed and will have to lie in it for no reason other than green's reluctance to not import the world

is alcohol really more popular than paracetamol

I can't vote for the greens because the leader is a quack but I CAN vote for the leader who promised Brexit would fix everything

>>215904618
Just look at Vancouver, they decriminalised hard drugs and their fentanyl crisis is worse than America's

>>215904719
not his fault tories fucked it all up in protest of the result

I am a leftist because I decided that importing a million brown people that hate me more than they hate racists is more important than literally everything else I believe in combined

>>215904728
sounds like liberals doing sneaky eugenics

Can we get this in Bath please pronto!!!!

>>215904741
Why did Farage stand down from Boris Johnson's constituency to ensure he gets elected to push through his Brexit deal?

>>215904716
Better hangover cure I reckon

>>215886034
>>215886034
>>215886034

>>215904785
he trusted boris
he made an honest mistake like the rest of the country

>>215904785
in the hope it wouldn’t be sabotaged by bad faith torys

sc

>>215904728
Ok? And in Portugal it worked and Vancouver just didn't implement it well

had my tea

lofi beats to get brexit done to

>>215904817
>in Portugal it worked
wrong

real new
>>215901162
>>215901162
>>215901162

can't wait to baz my way through the ashes

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