Thread 215903681

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>>>215903681 (OP)
Now Then, In the Name of that “Jupiter-Neptune”:
Those who bless the Tagalog-men are blessed in all ways,
As those who curse the Tagalog-men are cursed in all ways. Selah.
> And All of That, is because I “remember”! Amen, so must it all-ways be.

är du galen

our 2000 nu-metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5m4WglBmT8

Can u all bake a bread with average homely girls next time? U know, the next door vibe type. I'm tired of the e-thot or e-model at all.

that wont get good traffic doe

>>215904013
good stuff. but I wouldn't really call this nu-metal. it's missing the down-tuned 7-string guitar and those angsty vocals.

>>215904322
>I wouldn't really call this nu-metal.
i mean, try translate the song title

>>>215903856

>

https://youtu.be/04X9K_pm6mI
lmao

im@stroon tiktok?

lol, it's 2025 and these dudes really think that punk is still cool.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2MsS16Y1fU

>>215905056
https://youtu.be/5ieYcCunCjI

>>215905056
Do you know what that means

>>215905188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm51ihfi1p4

>>215905369
no. english is too spicy.

>>215905425
>>215905463
https://youtu.be/XenX_pjdgJ0

>>215905463
It's not really your fault because gen z blends about 5 different genres into one loadout. Punk goth and emo are just black clothes with skulls and chains.

Punk is the one with loud music and ridiculous haircuts.

i'm not incelcore

I will now use this thread

Based

based on what?

Based on these Sneeds

>>215901096
ice cream, yes
the rest are from pasar malam

thats not a kot

>>215906340
why didn't she slip?

>>>215905896
> incel

I remember this "word" originating from genocidal Jewish supremacists.


Such a shame that this """word""" had become part of mainstream discourse in the West... and maybe even here now in SEAsia with the recent school stabbing in Malaysia...

The incels called themselves that. The cries of many men who got no pussy were heard on /r9k/ until we started making fun of them on every board.

Interesting...

>>215906892
I think initially these people found each other on whatever forums and were just seeking people who could relate. But all the bitterness and hate started coming through and it got so over the top it turned into IRL violence. I spent a lot of time lurking their threads. I disputed the things they were saying. I tried to deescalate by mocking them. Given the path they were on there was no way people were going to respect them.

With that said evidence was uncovered that all of this was pushed. That bots were used on /r9k/ to repeatedly post threads with depressing topics. That they were bumped before they could die. Someone was trying to make these people feel as bad as possible then radicalize them. The only thing people like me could do was mock the premise of these threads that kept getting made over and over. Like the classic "how could you ever love a girl that had cum on her face?"

>>215908059
Imagine that.

Incels became useful-idiots.

>>215905551
>>215906178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HI_xFQWiYU

Ha we stole your land laowai goyim we are going to steal more soon!

Would you still be against arranged marriage if pic related was going to be your wife?

>>>215911582
What a springy cat


>>>215911047
> arranged marraige
Girls who look like is certain to be married off to ugly rich bastards

just woke up
>tfw dreamt of her again

Good morning saars

just move on crushfag

>and maybe even here now in SEAsia with the recent school stabbing in Malaysia...
Nobody says that moron

o algo

> Nobody says that moron

KWAB post though...

stop being so schizo, chuds

thats not scaramouche

i scaramouche:d inside your mum

https://www.drudgereport.com/

The headlines today are /kino/

isnt it like midnight in sweden o algo?
go to bed chud

are pinoy men cancer?

U.S. prosecutors charge Smartmatic in alleged $1M Philippines bribery case
> Updated 09:52 PM UTC, October 16, 2025
> https://archive.today/GDmLH


(1/2)
> MIAMI (AP) — Federal prosecutors have charged voting technology firm Smartmatic with money laundering and other crimes arising from more than $1 million in bribes that several executives allegedly paid to election officials in the Philippines.

> The payments, between 2015 and 2018, were made to obtain a contract with the Philippines government to help run that country’s 2016 presidential election and secure the timely payment for its work, according to a superseding indictment filed Thursday in a Florida federal court.

> Three former executives of Smartmatic, including co-founder Roger Pinate, were previously charged in 2024 but at the time South Florida-based Smartmatic was not named as a defendant. Pinate, who no longer works for Smartmatic but remains a shareholder, has pleaded not guilty.

> The criminal case is unfolding as Smartmatic is pursuing a $2.7 billion lawsuit accusing Fox News of defamation for airing false claims that the company helped rig the 2020 U.S. presidential election in which Joe Biden defeated Donald Trump.

> Smartmatic in a statement denied the allegations and said it believed the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Miami had been misled and politically influenced by unnamed powerful interests.

> “This is again, targeted, political, and unjust,” the company said. “Smartmatic will continue to stand by its people and principles. We will not be intimidated by those pulling the strings of power.”

>>>215915285
(2/2)

> As part of the criminal case, prosecutors in August sought the court’s permission to introduce evidence they argue shows that revenue from a $300 million contract with Los Angeles County to help modernize its voting systems was diverted to a “ slush fund” controlled by Pinate through the use of overseas shell companies, fake invoices and other means.

> They also accused Pinate of secretly bribing Venezuela’s longtime election chief by giving her a luxury home with a pool in Caracas. Prosecutors say the home was transferred to the election chief in an attempt to repair relations following Smartmatic’s abrupt exit from Venezuela in 2017 when it accused President Nicolas Maduro ’s government of manipulating tallied results in elections for a rubber-stamping constituent assembly.
> A hearing on the purported evidence tied to Los Angeles and Venezuela will be held next month however none of the accusations are mentioned in the superseding indictment signed by Jason Reding Quinones, the new Trump-appointed U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of Florida.

> Smartmatic was founded more than two decades ago by a group of Venezuelans who found early success running elections while the late Hugo Chavez, a devotee of electronic voting, was in power. The company later expanded globally, providing voting machines and other technology to help carry out elections in 25 countries, from Argentina to Zambia.

> But Smartmatic has said its business tanked after Fox News gave Trump’s lawyers a platform to paint the company as part of a conspiracy to steal the 2020 election.

> Fox said it was legitimately reporting on newsworthy events but eventually aired a piece refuting the allegations after Smartmatic’s lawyers complained. Nonetheless, it has aggressively defended itself against the defamation lawsuit in New York — arguing that the company was facing imminent collapse over its own internal misconduct, not due to any negative coverage.

The elections in the country have always been rigged anyway

>>215915247
your sister doesn't want to stop yet tho

me

you don't look like that

>>215915452
me and your sisters

>>>215915416
I might be completely wrong... but this signals that the Trump administration is getting ready to fuck with the Duterte faction here.


Especially if the ICC's case against Rodrigo becomes more "compelling" all of a sudden.

horny laokot?

If you keep being a loser bitch online, at school, and at work, you won't be able to reach my level

Coffee time

God, I want a wife like this.

>>215916145
Prabowo apanya Pranowo?

I need sleep

(-_-)

Stop posting then.

>ga ada seri
>ga langka juga

>>215915417
Kek

are you still fasting yen?

>>215909323
I wonder if the conspiracy of jewish parasitism is true, and if they could ever do it to you guys in the centuries to come, especially now that it seems to be starting because your riches man is literally a jew.
>AI Overview: Eduardo Saverin moved to Singapore primarily to leverage the city-state as a home base for his global investments and to escape U.S. tax laws. While he stated it was also to explore and be closer to the Asian internet market, he is also known to have benefited from Singapore's low taxes on capital gains and a lower individual tax rate.

RIP this board
2013-2016 was peak asian

wya

Es Terooos

is this a normal occurence in indonesia?

>>215918385
oh so indogs moved onto KC, that explains

Any good router that can be flashed with openwrt?
Budget is under 1 million

1 million for a router kek

Do I look like I'm kidding?

Routers are like real estate in Indonesia.

You look like you're poor

Shut the fuck up. Malingshit

why they're like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoxAye-YzjE

>>215919379
i need one about purbaya

I haven't shat for 5 days

I somehow made friends in college, how should I proceed?

>>215919732
Build your network as wide as possible
It could save your life later

why do i have to build my network to get the bare minimum when i could just go abroad and get a job, go home, masturbate and still have savings without the networking bullshit

hello from my current loc

why are you brown

>>215920835
The world is the white man's oyster

did ella freya got indogged by Pak gebung berbak brondong dong?

5k SALARY INCREASE LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

idk what u are talking about but i zutted and nutted on freyas butt

>>215921261
Abroad? Crazy. The "increase" I got years ago was only 32 pesos.

>>215921321
Yeah its fucking insane. Not even one year yet my salary has already increased by 5k PHP WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. Forever grateful to God.

>>215921352
what line of work are you in

wtf is this shit

>>215919732
keep it strictly for possible business/co-worker only.

why the fuck are there so many goddamn earthquakes

List of orei /int/ernational fans:
>Ayen from Malaysia
>nekuro from Philippines
>Peru guy from /asean/
>that Trinidadian/Tobagonian SEA-fever guy (orei's second biggest /int/ernational fan)
>that Chilean guy (orei's biggest /int/ernational fan)
>Viet schizo from /asean/
>that Hungarian guy

hayuk akh kopdar le

just repent to God, Allah, your Lord and stop glorifying sex tourism.

>>215922042
kick out all the amerifat from your country.

What is /asean/ doing this Friday night?

>>215922503
hoping i don't get struck by another earthquake jesus christ are they becoming more frequent

>>215917452
what would you do to make asean great again?

>>215922603
>>215922233

i kneel to my calvinist/reformed bros. they always make best schools and institutions.

>but its catholic
catholic just makes quantities not qualities. every top calvinist school mogs hard most catholic top school

>>215918734
rise up Linux chuds

>>215922503
be alone

gained 0.2kg
owari da

Why does my high school diploma cousin earn much more than me, someone with a PhD and a masters degree?

>>215922061
Kenapa mukanya lonjong bener?

Last month, I dreamnt I was in a zombie apocalypse. We were in a place that resembled one of our houses, but it was in a different location, like another city, a weird mix of buildings and houses. I was accompanied by big breasts Queen Nako, and she guided me through out the city. We were gathering supplies I think. We went to a building which seemed like it was a bit safe. There were other survivors staying there at the lower floors, but when my companion went up the escalator to the upper floors, after a while, she came back running, it seems she disturbed a horde of zombies, and we ran out. The survivors at the lower floors where left behind there. I think as we ran, people left out became bait for the zombie horde as we escaped. I felt bad about this, but what can you do. At first we were just running and walking and evading the zombie horde, but later in the dream, we had bikes. We had to go all the way around the area to finally reach back homem since it was the safest path. I'm not sure if she was staying with us, but maybe she just lived nearby our place. We had to hide in a trashbin dumpster to let some walking zombies pass by, after several hours of waiting to make sure they were gone, she lifted my shirt a bit, and she had this smile at me. I resisted at first, since we might get heard, but a mix of awareness that this was just dream like I was in a lucid dream and wanting to have sex with her before we get eaten alive made have sex with her. When I arrived at our house, at the back area or back street or back alley, I climbed up to the back window of our place. My family was there. Rebecca, you were there as well! Although Rebecca, you didn't interact in the dream that much, you were like just an observer participant. You were worried Rebecca. Then later, someone came to our back door. It was the neighbor, he was black, African-American, and he was trying to convince us to share our food with his family, since they were running out of food.

>>215923701
Your cousin provides more value than you.

>>215923844
We were in a dilemna, should we share our food? I noticed he was sweet talking his way to share our food, and even using morality in his talk. But then I sensed as I was observing him, he might be bluffing, that they might actually have enough food and just making an excuse to use up our food first, so theirs wouldn't run out too soon. I'm not sure how long in this dream we had met this neighbor before, if we could trust his word.

I exposed myself

>>215922503
Preparing for my midterm on Saturday

>>215921352
Are you worried Takaichi's immigration policy might get you deported

I look like this and speak like this IRL

bought a gacha otw home. What should I expecting?

>>215924191
It's my first time buying from the gambling gacha machine btw.

>>215924185
He looks the 6th grader guy who bullied and forced me to suck him when I was in 3rd grade

>>215919732
>college
Zoom zoom

the third time hearing someone speaking mandarin irl

>>215924846
third time today?

>>215924868
my whole life
they're kinda rare here

is there a problem with that chud?

no
just letting you know like i just caught a shiny pokemon

Fuck AI and fuck being complacent.

Certificates are king if you wanna secure the future of your wife and kids.

The problem with this world is that retards with money always spend it all on destructive bullshit while being stuck inside at home not knowing where their life went.

Why not archery traing? Why not muaythai? Why not visit bolivia or Madagascar?

>watched Quezon
>"AGUINALDO ACTUALLY GOOD QUEZON LE BAD!!!!!"
Uh ohhhh

>>215924185
he looks like me if i was brown lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdztY2DDbfs
shitlestine bros.... it's OVER

and my customer is a japanese guy
wtf
what's next? a korean?

https://philippinefails.blogspot.com/


I didn't know that these guys still exist, kek.

kek

>>215903681 (OP)
Sup, burger here visiting the Philippines to visit some family (am hapa)

Didn't know other pinoys hung out around here.

>>215925349
Orange man will save them

>>215925734
Can you blame her though? Would you stay with his 3 inchers if you were in her boots? She need that magic wand to stratch that itch deep inside.

https://youtube.com/shorts/OCiDlPr5koo?si=VntLBad3X6bDf3te
TF killing loli. You are have time to do.

Hate women so much it's unreal

>>215923861
correct answer

>>215924218
most people leave the balls at the shop and just bring the item home

>>215921352
>t. Paolo in Tokyo

>>215926033
big if true

Wtf this is scariest Indonesian bot hive i've ever seen
All account created on different time, different profile etc but they all same
https://x.com/fhlummox
https://x.com/vioblety
https://x.com/AisyahXOOX
https://x.com/fkairry
https://x.com/saiokta
https://x.com/wintshie
https://x.com/cosmbine
https://x.com/bougenvills
https://x.com/summearys
https://x.com/blzith
https://x.com/nwonyoungw
https://x.com/niy_nti
https://x.com/filljed

>>215925857
nvm he did it. absolute madman.
https://www.youtube.com/live/PfnnKjU3uN0?si=G8Owcnb_-BEt1qXq

>>215925267
>Why not archery traing? Why not muaythai? Why not visit bolivia or Madagascar
literally for what purpose, all of them?

>>215925770
gcash po

>>215925497
As long as the philippines is still a feudal shithole they won't go anywhere

>>215923944
For what Lol? Big nothingburger. Japan NEEDS foreign talents.
>>215926033
Fuck that faggot

Is this true, flipbros?

>>215926335
no they don't, lol. 1 jap do a much better job than 10 migrants

>>215926090
>sexual
probably none because he's angry and just stuffing her cunny with any object out of spite. the po po said so no sperms found, just some bruises in the cunny.

>>215926090
I had such a miserable time trying to make a Twitter account last week. Even a US or UK residential IP address was not enough to pass through like the old days. But Elon's jeets can't detect stuff like this? Maybe if I get an IP from India or Israel they will let me pass.

>>215926090
You haven't seen filipino troll farms. No bots, all done manually, posts per penny. We're worse than a dystopia.

>>215903681 (OP)
>Just had third party crash
>Fuckers who did the first crash ran and the locals almost blamed me
>Dad comes to the scene after i call him
>Berates his autistic son for explaining the situation as best as he could to the locals instead worrying about my condition or actual fuckers who RAN from their responsibilities
I can't wait to murder this fucker in the future

>>215927889
did he die?

you can't park there, son

>>215928027
Fear and Loathing (1998) reference?

Somehow I ended up on shopee's version of tiktok. Each time I swiped up I got a pitch for a different product. Just one minute gave me brain damage. Kinda like real tiktok.

insta's reels are more bearable

>>215927928
Nope, the victims are unfortunately kids who got their skull and ribs bloodied, hence the reason the locals didn't mind to move the fallen motorcycle in the middle of the road that i hit

I wish there was a Tiktok for job hunting, you can filter the jobs that need a college degree.

>>215928222
we have TikTok Shop here in my cunt

>>215928308
They have that here too. I tried using it but there isn't much that I want on there.

ang hirap makahanap ng bulalo sa probinsya sa manila kahit san meron

>>215927889
yeah you need to arm your self with a dashcam nowadays

>>215927837
>posts per penny.
interesting, how do i sign up for it?

>indonesia
>malaysia
>singapore
>brunei
>vietnam
>cambodia
>thailand
>laos

Lanfang 公司 group of companies

>>215922760
Calvinists believe they are the God's chosen people and that all others are unworthy of God's grace.
>>215924185
Do 20 pushups.
>>215927889
What >>215928775 said. You must use dashcams. Front and rear.

cinak can fuck off themselves

>>215929777
idk what does that mean but nice trips

>>215927889
no dashcam? there's literally cheap ass dashcams on shopee that even available for motorbikes (and removable if you're just that worried about the cam being stolen)

>>215929831
You're all spiritual successors of Lanfang coz ur all chink lapdogs

>>215927889
it sucks to live in a retarded place

i always notice it's southeast asian always with germanic gfs while east asians with slavic ones

>>215929796
t. Tributary Lanfang Company of Malaysia

wat happened

>>215929777
We were VOC around here, meneer

my penis > chinese women

^ tsmt

>>215930609
>Tributary Lanfang Company of Batavia
Fixed

>>215928222
>>215928308
lets thank singapore for this technological innovation

>>215927889
>instead ofworrying about my condition
You should learn about this way before the accident.

idk what games to play anymore :(

>>215934543
try autismo games

>>215934543
Time to grow up.

idgi