Thread 215904862

bum wiping guide edition

>>215904862 (OP)
yeah not gonna do all that

Ah yes the Rorke excuse

>It didn't work because it wasn't done right! It will work this time bro please just trust me bro

Repeat every time it doesn't work.

>>215904862 (OP)
I'll create the next thread

>>215904817
We're closer to vancouver than we are portugal

um hello

rorke desperate to keep drug proceeds in the hands of criminals

if drugs are an issue why don't we just make them illegal

Poor Farage was just an innocent liddle boy he trusted evil Boris.
He knew exactly what Boris' Brexit plan was and stood down to let Boris execute his Brexit plan but Farage got betrayed by Boris' Brexit plan that Farage approved of

drugs are a problem because leftypol made it so the police refuse to investigate crimes except hate crimes
if drugmongs got arrested once in a while and threatened with prison time if they don't give up the name of their deal the drugs trade would be finished in 6 months

Going to start dressing smarter. I’m 30 now. Time to put things into perspective. I can’t wear trainers and trackie bottoms anymore. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. Smarten myself up. Clean shaven. Always. If I respect myself, others will respect me. That comes through how you present yourself initially. Time to get a move on.

Privatize the government

>>215904972
america tried this and it didn't work

I think we should keep talking about politics and try to change the minds of the 5 people that still post on 4chan

nathan going spastic about our nige isn’t he

>>215904967
Is this ironic? I think it sounds great. I might do the same, TBQH

>>215904958
Yes

>>215904900
we'll see

out with trannies
in with...????

>>215904992
I just find it hilarious how people keep getting played by him over and over again. I mean go ahead and vote him and find the next thing to blame

>>215905022
Jesus

>>215905022
trans-racials, let's get it done

>>215905022
rorkeism

>>215905043
screaming at the idea that 10& of my peers go to church
it's such blatant nonsense

>>215905027
When have we got "played" by nigel before

We're all watching SeasideMark at Sandford Lane, right?

>>215905075
faithless fool

>>215905027
don’t care
Reform

send them all back

girls in the new pokemon game have better clothes again
all these male clothes are a bit bent

>>215905027
mate people are voting for the party that is most anti immigration, there's nothing special about farage
if he fucks it up too people will vote for even further right parties until it gets fixed

>>215905104
i always play as a girl in games if i have the option anyway

love browns me
(the colours, not the people)

drawing yuri

kissy face

glod

>>215905075
they polled the general public not the gay benders society

>>215905116
reckon the right wing media might forget about immigration once their mates get into power again and all the mongs will move back on to the economy

>>215905104
Yeah it's quite bad
Just made my bloke wear a leather jacket, boots and some baggy jeans
Also don't like that there's like 10 different clothes shops in each shopping area that you have to check

to say I'm doing some smelly farts right now is a massive understatement

>>215905154
>he gay benders society
aka the clergy

>>215905116
if he fucks up people lose hope and vote for labour again, why do you think the resistance to him from mainstream media is so weak

>>215905154
bummed him

Woww, check this.
>>215891089
Woahhh, and this one.
>>215899549
Guhhh.
>>215903012

you don't see people playing air guitars anymore

>>215905154
raped that shirt lifting poofter up his battycrease

>>215905211
forgfot to cook it mate

>>215905022

A bit disappointing. One of my chief gripes with these masochistic freaks was their inability to adequately defend the philosophical underpinnings of their sexual/gender identities/choices. They could have drawn upon the thought of Baudrillard or Barthes or countless other post-structuralist thinkers. I suspect the movement's advocates were employing artful subterfuge to achieve some inscrutable, unrelated political goal

women are vermin that must be eradicated from this earth

>>215905211
corrr. is that buldak ramen?

>>215905251
you have said the actual truth

would i get an arrest if i named my wifi network as the naughty no no n word in capital letters?

>>215905161
the right wing was in power for a decade prior to the last election and anti-immigration sentiment has only become more incensed

>>215905251
no cause i like women

nathans big rasclart neoliberal teeth are absolutely chattering over reform

feel stressed

>>215905258
only the finest gook slop yes

>>215905286
get some alcohol down ye

>>215905320
I'm addicted to the stuff. Especially the carbonara one

>>215905186
the tory's fucked it up and people didn't lose hope they killed the party and immediately supplanted it with an even further right party

>>215905286
Have a negroni and a Davidoff Late Hour cigar

nathan bursting out of leftypol's chest and puppeteering the corpse into the /brit/ canon

>>215905345
recently tried the tom yum one and its the only one i've had better than a carbo

>>215905375
I can't find it anywhere. Might have to order it online

western europe is the new soviet union

Just had a hero consisting of the following:

* Turkey
* Ham
* Salami
* Roast Beef
* Cheddar
* Lettuce
* Tomato
* Mayonnaise

Was fantastic, I must say

>>215904862 (OP)
>throwing the toilet paper inside the toilet
do westerners really?

PMs of the future
2025-27: Sir Kier Starmer
27-29: David Lammy
29-35: Nigel Farage
35-38: Rupert Lowe
38-52: Me (Lowe's chosen successor)

>>215905268
we're all virginbros here

>>215905406
soviet onion had stronger borders, both on not letting people in and not letting people out, closer to what north korea is like nowadays

>>215905436
Rupert would be 77

>>215905430
Yes we do do that
Do you lot leave it on the floor? Absolute animals

>>215905430
what else would we do with it

Working on Mosley AI

>>215905439
um

>>215905455
i mean the whole stagnation part

pooing smelly gay poo (screaming)

>>215905466
thats why he'll need a young spunky deputy around (me)

>>215905543
leftypols porn search

>>215905580
s

>>215905580
>>215905595
>>215905612
neek

>>215905404
tried the 2x spicy ones and was a state the next day, my arse felt like it was battered harder than big harvs ipad

Wouldn't give those brown druggie barbers my money if they didn't do such a fine job. Last white woman barber I went to looked like my mum cut it, don't care if it's cheaper.

>>215905633
Those ones got banned in Denmark

nathan the neoliberal neek
omdz

haven't eaten meat in a month

>>215905629
This is rather amusing until you remember that 2 people died. Poor baby never had a hope

>>215905633
Capitalism died in 2017

who is nathan

>>215904862 (OP)
I've seen lone turds in public toilets with no paper accompanying them

the chicken nugget incident

>>215905672
no dentist could sort him out :'(

>>215905674
i've not eaten meat since christmas but i was force fed some beef gravy last weekend with my mushroom hotpot

>>215905674

Need the B vitamins, lad. Not good. I'm sure you're feeling sad/depressed/anxious, right?

>>215905705
for me its the coleslaw incident

>>215905691
I've seen them on the sidewalk (indian/paki immigrants neighbourhood)

>>215905724
nah but can only goon to interracial porn with trannies now though

>>215905707
screaming

>>215905724
nope I eat cheese made from unpasteurised milk almost daily which I think is sufficient

>>215905758
>sidewalk
FOY

>>215904862 (OP)
no need ti wash your hands, just give the fingers a sly sniff

>>215905629
>Jennifer Cahill, 34, an international export manager, had made it clear she wanted a completely 'physiological' birth for baby Agnes Lily, with no drugs and minimal outside interference.

The troons are upset at Keira Knightley

>>215905471
>>215905484
there is a bin for it. doesn't it get clogged if you throw toilet paper in it?

>>215905778
personally only wash mine if i have a paper penetrating incident and there is fecal material or arse mucus on them

>Comedians James Acaster and Nish Kumar help raise £40,000 to fight Peckham redevelopment
>They are fighting new housing being built on brownfield land in their community
Typical leftypol. 'Bring them here b-b-b-but not near me!!!'

>>215905775

Raw milk is excellent, well done. Have some raw butter, too. Best of luck

>>215905826
Diego loved James Acaster

>>215905795
posh twat turns out to be posh twat
whoever could have predicted it

>>215905802
no the paper just goes away with the poo when I flush. the pipes can even take the flushable wet wipes I use

>>215905826
>>215905838
>James Acaster
cucked by mr bean

had a horrible day at toil
consoling myself with some lemon linguine and beer

>>215905880
officetoiler?

>>215905802
our toilets flush things away
thats sort of the whole point of toilets

>>215905826
yeah that's not why they're fighting it onlyreadstheheadlinemong

>>215905795
Wasnt all she said was "i didn't know there was a controversy people should be treated with decency"

>>215905880
tell us what happened mate, my toil was bearable today

>>215905880
greentext what happened

>>215905847
How is she a twat? Isn’t it the normal grown-up thing to learn to live with those who have different opinions?

>>215905905
Are they trying to get the number of council houses down to zero? Based!

raping my own arse

>>215905905
Post a related pic next time you cunt

>>215905918
mine was good too
saw some absolutely peng legs in toiltights and will be greasing up my wilkins imagining sniffing and liking them later on

>>215905905
what's this got to do with anything?

>>215905926
no it's a normal grown up thing to challenge people with abhorrent opinions

Gail’s or Gregg’s?

3 hard years of life and university but it was all worth it. I have graduated from Open University with a BSc honours degree in Sports Fitness and Coaching.
Very proud moment for me

>>215905966
>>215905986
they're not fighting it because they don't want immigrants living there

It was on this day last year that Abu Ibrahim (Yahya Sinwar) was martyred on the battlefield alongside his men, with gun in hand, at the age of 61.

He vowed that this city, Gaza, shall expose to the world all who are in service of Israel.

And here we are, two years after October 7, when both the apparent and hidden realities of the world have been upended. What were once niche views and stances on Jewish power and corruption have now become mainstream. Israel is the de facto pariah state of the world.

He may be with his Lord, but his work will endure until nothing remains of Israel’s parasitic apparatus of control, which for so long has been imposed on the world.

>>215905894
no mate, outdoor toiler (unskilled)
>>215905918
>>215905924
shan't green text as there's not a lot to tell but it's been building up all week, a lot of time pressure to get shit done when we're short handed and a particularly venomous colleague are the highlights, plus I spent most of Wednesday literally wading around in sewage and my waders broke
absolutely dismal affair, fortunately gafferberg was sympathetic and let me book next week off as leave

>>215905991
Which abhorrent opinions?

too tired to keep drawing

>>215906013
how many keepie ups can you do?

>>215906030
Source: Your Brown Arse

Today is not only the anniversary of the deaths of "ten high-ranking leaders of the German Reich who were murdered on 16 October 1946 during the victors' tribunal in Nuremberg" but also the 1-year anniversary of the death of Yahya Sinwar, the greatest Jew-fighter of the 21st century and the man most responsible for shifting world history in our time back in favor of the GOOD over EVIL.

did you lads poo at school? do you poo in toil? what about other public places?

im the hardest lad in /brit/

>>215906031
He didn’t have a gun in his hand, he threw a stick at the drone lol. Did you not watch the death video? Terrorists dying is a good thing m8. These are the people who nonce white girls and blow themselves up at tween pop concerts

>>215906051
Atleast 10 why

>>215905999
Is that Gail?

>>215906084
Only poo in public places. Turn off the lights right before I start. Start squealing like a pig in the stall while I'm up to it

>>215906084
i poo anywhere any time

lads
a question on BRITISH culture for once

I've noticed from the 50s-early 70s, we were producing kino after kino after kino.

Mary Poppins, Bedknobs and Broonsticks, My Fair Lady, Clockwork Orange, The Monty Pythons, The Italian Job, Alfie, Dr Strangelove, the first Bond films.

Why, by the time of the 80s, did we just completely stop?
What happened there then?
We still make films but nothing to even come close to rivalling Yankistan

>>215906084
yes yes yes

>>215906084
never pooed at school, poo often at toil, try to avoid it in most public places as the toilets are rank

>>215906057
they're fighting it because the developer has reduced the number of affordable houses being built
if they were anti immigrants living near why would they have a problem with this

>>215905999
Greggs, chicken strips and cheese bites are pengaleng

been working at home for years me, quite looking forward to the day AI puts me out of business and I’ll have to go work outdoors

Horrific racist attack against a black youth with special needs in a park in Bilston, Wolverhampton.


https://x.com/doamuslims/status/1978811447510523910?s=46

just squeezed out a 9 incher down the toilet lads
feel very shaken by the experience

>>215906121
Yeah. It’s her bakery

>>215906130
dont4 know

>>215906117
doesn't seem like very many after three years studying

>>215906112
Have you seen the conversations we have here? Should I be impressed?

>>215906112
no one cares about how erect you are sunshine

Bilston mentioned

spent a tenner in b&m on fuck all

>>215906147
Whether houses are affordable or not is a matter of demand and supply. If they are unaffordable the developers will have to reduce the price until they’re all sold

anyone form birmingham in

cant afford heating so i just turn the oven on for a few hours

>>215906232
kek i do this but cook things at the same time

>>215906147
What a MONG you are
Are you being paid to lick their arse?

>>215906232
>>215906246
never turn on the oven me
just air fry everything

>>215906187
It’s a bit more serious than doing that mate lol

>>215906269
not really an argument is it
let's be very real you read the headline had zero critical thoughts in your head then posted a thick post in /brit/ not realising you'd get caught out for it

>>215906313
source: your neoliberal arse

>>215906227
Get banned did you Greekmong

Gay neighbor recently died due to complications from AIDS. Could've sworn the eggheads over at the science lab made a shot for this one

get the windows 11 25H2 update downloaded

>>215906032
If it makes you feel better today I had to wrangle the DEI hire retard. And I dont mean it figuratively, he's an actual mental patient NEET who got blackmailed into working 30 hours a week for his autismbucks.

>>215906326
I’m not Greek

Nothing more pathetic than someone who gets banned and immediately pops up on an obvious VPN. This website is literally your whole life lmao

realistically the unemployment rate is closer to 30-35%

>>215906278
Are you a middle-aged woman?

back of my ears smells like wotsits

>>215906336
more of a fossbro myself

just had some angel delight

>>215906367
Can’t use VPNs on this site I’ve tried it mate grow up

>>215906372
i'm a 34 year old man

>>215906084
I poo at toil every day. We have three lovely ventillated stalls that close fully so there's plenty of privacy. They're basically small cloakrooms, with a toilet, bidet, and basin.

The bloke who owns the company owns the building too and put a lot of money and effort into the workplace being nice.

>>215906130
>>215906130
>>215906130
>>215906130
>>215906130
answer my fucking question

>>215906367
for me, its the humble router reset

Here's a picture of Ghislane Maxwell with the current prime minister of Canada

Can only have out-of-body experiences while listening to binaural beats on youtube premium (a bit of a nightmare hearing ads while remotely viewing)

>>215906387
does that mean you havent shut down your laptop for 5 weks

poo screaming out of my neoliberal arse hole

>>215906432
didn't know youtube premium has sissy hypno

>>215906419
is it honestly that shrimple

>>215906367
Spainnonce mentioned

>>215906461
just pop her to sleep when i'm done with her for the night

>>215906478
You would actually be the first to know statistically

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHcAU_bN48U

mark live down sandford lane
you? sat in your smelly incel lair as usual

>>215906409
ever do wanks in there?

>>215906479
yeh but you need to wait 20-30 mins for some reason (something about an IP session?) and also clear all browsing data, cookies, and your cache
this is presuming you have a dynamic IP

QUICK /brit/ POLL:

How old are you? Please reply with the #:

(1) < 20
(2) 20 - 30
(3) 30 - 40
(4) > 40

>>215906367
>>215906419
>aeroplane mode on
>aeroplane mode off

>>215906495
fuck that it's cold

>>215906519
how do i know if I have a dynamic ip

>>215906522
20-30

was gaped by BAMEs on my way home from work

used to know several people called ed now i don't know any

>>215906541
dont know sorry. ive only acquired this knowledge from shit-posting on 4chan since 2008

>>215906527
how long does that take to work though? It never resets mine when I’ve tested it

Have you seen the sumo wrestlers in London?

>>215906498
prefer not to say

>>215906522
this is /brit/ and we use STRAWPOLL you fat yank spastic

N

>>215905862
>>215905900
if a big enough shit can clog a toilet, why wouldn't toilet paper clog it?

>>215906593
depends on the network (Three changes the IP every time) and potentially browser that might be tracking you. I hit the fire button in the DuckDuckGo browser for good measure to clear any tracking

MAH NEM IS POO

>>215906628
He wasn't wrong though

>>215906130
we make loads of good films what are you on about you nonce

Just had a great shower but unfortunately I'm balding so my hair was falling out

>>215906658
*(the downside of using Three is that like a third of their IPs are already permabanned for noncery and the like so you may need to reset more than once)

why is jordan obsessed with my poo fuck off

this hole of mine,
the one i let you shag,
it's up for grabs,
uh huh, it's up for grabs

this life of mine,
the one i let you watch,
it's up the cock,
it's up the cock

swimtoil in an hour. cheers x

rubbing dog shit in my eyes

>>215906640
thirdie plumbing is on another level bros

something just fell out of my arse

>>215906731
weeping for the memory,
of a life gone by

>>215906522
2
>>215906669
WANKING AND CRYING AND FARTING AND SCREAMING WWAAAAAAAGHHHH

>>215906694
This reminds of of the passage in Plato's *Meno* where Socrates goes on about Empedocles's theory of effluences

give frogs little hats

>>215906488
you have to shut it down so it can reset and shit nigga

i may as well not exist if something happened to me nobody would notice until the neighbours started smelling my rotting corpse

>>215906731
based. sometimes eat dog poo me. used to love the white ones you'd find back in the day but they don't have them around any more. wonder what happened to them

oh, yeah,
the cock in me,
the cock, the cock,
we want it,
we need, that

>>215906130
The answer is that there are plenty of British films still being made but they have become less identifiably 'British' in order to appeal to the international market. Once upon a time Britain was the main market for British films, with overseas being a secondary concern. But then cinema audiences shrank massively in the 80s and British productions needed to blend in with the American standard of filmmaking. Still though there are loads of great British films from the 80s, 90s and 2000s (many of which are still culturally quite noticeably and uniquely British):

80s
Chariots of Fire
The Killing Fields
A Room with a View

90s
Trainspotting
The Full Monty
The Crying Game

00s
Billy Elliot
Slumdog Millionaire
Children of Men

Can I have the non incel answer on why trans people want to go and read books to kids wearing massive fake tits and skimpy clothing?

Could you imagine if the gay community wanted to go read books to kids wearing a Speedo, it's the exact same thing

>>215906130
The Remains of the Day
A Room With A View
Howard’s End

no more wogs

>>215906786
reckon some computers stay on for years at a time

more like bumdog willyonaire

just been kink shamed by my grandma

They need to add voice chat to this website like Xbox party chat in /brit/ that would be sick man

used to love bushcraft stuff as a kid and i'd take rocks and such and once i took a rock from lidl carpark but when I got home mumberg informed me that it was dogpoo

>>215906821
To normalise sexual behaviour around children so they can groom them more effectively

never mind taxing the rich
its time to tax the poor

i have just now been slut shamed by my rotten evil father

deary me rorke, you’re a minority no one likes you

r flo

Mental thinking back to school

All that stress, worrying about coursework and exams, pressure to perform, expectations, feeling hopeless, feeling stupid

Didn't matter fuck all in the end, not one bit

>>215906888
green are projected to win my area they'll force me to go tranny

>>215906821
someone told them that they shouldn't (they really probably shouldn't) and as is the case with militant sorts from any political creed they go for the performative nonsense option instead of actually doing anything to further their cause. the opposite of this is the gimps who went round hanging flags everywhere because someone said it was racist. useless and performative nonsense that does nothing to change anything

>>215906888
They do say that people who grow up in an already multicultural society are less racist than those who didn’t. I guess that’s the case with zoomers sad to see

i can't believe my ears as my no-good mother homophobically abuses me by banning gay sex in the living areas

>>215906888
im not voting for those gay freaks

>>215906870
They’re the ones who use the state the most. Think of the bottom 20% of your class. The ones who shouted and messed around and didn’t let anyone learn. That’s who society is catered to. We need to have all of the rules and laws and restrictions and redistribution of wealth for them. What if we just put them on an island and forgot about them?

if We Catch
all
at
The

same Time Then
we at /Brit/

can Be one Big Pocket Monster Master !!

>>215906908
my attendance was like 28%

>>215906944
I know
> you’re a minority no one likes you

Oh my days he's STILL seething about the flags

>>215906908
don't miss school one bit, it was crap
part of the reason I'm semi opposed to having kids is because I'll never afford private school for them and subjecting them to whatever dogshit they come up with in state schools seems unfair

turning muslim in 5 mins

would still stick it up hayley williams

>>215906839
souinds illegal

>>215906870
Russia has this - regressive taxation. Various arguments for and against

>>215906964
ktim i was also like that

>>215906976
You could home school or move to another country

It`s Spooky Here

lately Ok ..
makes me scared ..
Like an Episode

Of

My hero Jonathan Creek !!

might order a donalds

>>215906888
who the fuck even lived in Westminster, isn't it just big Ben and tube stations?

>>215906976
I'll definitely be sending any kids to private school
Will gladly pay for it. Grammar schools aren't worth shite just filled up with spastic spawn of dolescum so the school gets more funding per pupil

poo

hello ' mouse '

tax the poor to 200% then after a few years the country's problems will go away

I forgot he sits in his room at his desk painting fucking warhammer dolls oh my days what a faggot lmao

>>215906997
Would require you to leave your smelly bedroom sadly!

>>215906994
This you?

>>215906902
<3

>>215906870
We should be cutting bennies and increasing VAT

>>215906945
Based

>>215907027
never watched it. never will

>>215906908
It's amazing, isn't it? The thing is: neither does toil now. None of it matters fuck all in the end. I'm in no way espousing some sort of cringe-worthy nihilism/pessimism here, either. I just mean: you'll always be stressing about something that will seem material/substantive which you'll later recognize as foolish. But recognizing this fact will never diminish the stress you experience in these moments. It's just interesting to think about

A H K L
these are my superior letter in the alphabut. what are your superior letters?
btw. alphabut is the etymologically correct way of spelling what you call an alphabet.

>>215907032
McDonald Is lovely
Food !!

Battlefieldtoil beckons

>>215907034
I did when I lived in London

>>215906902
>>215907065
quite fond of manly looking girls
that is a girl, isnt it?

got a fucking 'ard on

WE LOVE YOU PUSSY
WE DO
WE LOVE YOU PUSSY
WE DO
WE LOVE YOU PUSSY
WE DO
OH PUSSY WE LOVE YOU

>>215907065
used to massively fancy a girl who looked just like this. she was called layla and I still think about her sometimes some 10+ years on

>>215907087
SCREAMING

>>215904862 (OP)
Disposable gloves just to wipe? Do bongs really..?

Cheeky cheeky

>>215907146
>>215907146
>>215907146

everyone should order
McDonald

Ok !! We

will

Eat it At the
Same Time !!

>>215907146
>>215886034
>>215907146

>>215907050
Henry cavill?