Thread 215907146

Great Britain edition

hi all,nice to make your acquaintance. i'm the easy please me. i'm new.

why does mousey type like... you know.... that.

James Bond !!

>>215907188
fuck off you cunt

just turned muslim
allah hu akbar

>>215907199
He's an attention seeking mong, which is why he seethes at anyone else getting attention (which he claims is against the rules).

>>215907199
for...

attention !!

...because hes a loser

*sits in my armchair reading the Beano in the corner of the thread*

Brit/ Was
lovely

today .. Ok .. !!

>>215907231
do you get appointed a vife on conversion or do you get to choose?

Ever just walk down the street and see a little boy look you up and down? I know it's likely non-sexual, but I can't help but think, "gay." Gay 5-year-old boy, you know?

>>215907206
hey, chillax. easy come, easy go

>>215907231
hello green party voter

we love you mouse!

help lads my cat just turned norn irish and he's threatening to blow up my car

hating garyeats poster is NOT acceptable

>>215907260
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Ngubu.

>>215907231
It's not a syndrome, lad

I`m Renouncing My Vote
everyone
must Now Vote

For
James Bond !!

mental how pointless school and uni are now
I went to a shit uni, did badly at college but I'm still doing well anyway because i just studied what I wanted to do as an adult and got a good job

they make it out that you'll really regret not trying hard when you're a kid but it doesn't matter at all and it's just some weird gaslighting they do to make you put in effort

Bigham's on the plate

>>215907303
we had this discussion in the last thread

>>215907300
But which one?

you're all so welcome

imma keep it a buck

alright lads anything interesting going on?

James Bond Has Lovely
Gadgets !!

>>215907354
it's all calm baby

>>215907303
effort at school is a bit of a meme, really all they're trying to do is make you a good toilslave

>>215907323
I wasn't part of it because I had the thread open but was doing something else until it reached the bump limit
so I want to talk about this now and we're going to. Pipe down.

>>215907354
not too much, we were just talking about neoliberal teeth

>>215907354
it's getting colder
walked through some leaves and made them go crunch crunch crunch

>>215907354
Slipped a metal rod in my pee hole. Stretched the bastard out and reduced piss time by 50%

Pozz my fucking neghole!!

watching fresh meat
fucking depressing
even the fat Scottish freako has gotten more pussy than me

>>215907284
>the singular garyeats poster

>>215907394
where'd you get the advance copy of greens manifesto?

>>215907369
Or maybe they were trying to teach you that you get out of life what you put in and if you drift through life as cynical low effort waster you will wake up one day a 30 something unemployed virgin loser in his smeggy childhood bedroom who spends all day posting on 4chan.

what % of your time at toil is spent dossing lads
for me it's probably about 20-30% realistically which is less than average for my workplace

>>215907397
which one would you stick your knobule in first?

Should be completely illegal to make a character in a Pokemon game THIS sexy

>>215907397
fictional character got some fictional sex did he?

>>215907393
all animals pissarro from an average of 8 seconds
yes, even elephants
the greater volume of piss is compensated for by a greater torrent

>>215907443
The Welsh one
I’d marry her

>>215907440
10%

>>215907440
I probably do 3 hours work out of an 8 hour day I reckon

>>215907433
nah, you got raped
any good money in being a well behaved eunuch?

Any better hangover cure than hair of the dog. A cheeky pint of IPA while in bed at 6 AM

>>215907457
You don’t get it…

I celebrate my love for you with a pint of beer and a new tattoo

in school we go through lessons that prepare us for tests
in life we go through tests from which we learn lessons

>>215907477
Weird how you assumed that post was directed at you.

James here`s a New Gadget Ok
It helps
find Good Restaurants ..

Thanksh Q but I don`t Need thish
Because Of .. !!

Did Someone Call ?? Hello James !!

Gary Eatsh you are a Geniush tell me the Best Restaurants ok !!

Let`s Go
To Shrewsbury and .. give it a Go !!

...

it was acceptable in the 80s

>>215907458
Love this fact, hadn't a clue. Thanks

favourited loads of things on vinted but the sellers haven't signed in for weeks / months

>>215907496
sounds like you're the one not getting it lad heh

>>215907505
Obliterated that cunt

albino clicking that

The next James Bond script leaked?

what sort of food does Rorke have for dinner then

>>215907527
evil gooner

>>215907515
lol wtf are yuo going on abuot

any good continental porn
everything seems to be either american or japanese

glod

Might open a 2000 bottle Montrachet. Unsure if it's spoiled or good to drink. Absolutely dreading the thought of it going to waste. Might make a pot of clams and mussels with it, if so

>>215907557
leftypol

>>215907564
sorry Homealone Ok
you weren`t
In
This

story !!

>>215907505
that's me done

is it bad to wank to dead pornstars?

Erm... Why is she... You know?

>>215907647
Only if they're dead in the videos, m8

>bring them home
>we will dance again
>let the ball talk [loses 5-0]

Why does every recent Israeli slogan sound kinda weird and ESL?

Is it because they're skirting around their own horrific actions?

mental how badly

*gulp*
>>215907525

>>215907703
terrible face looks like Henry the 8th

*quietly stir-fries some prawns at the back of the thread*

what's rorke been up to today then

>>215907745
at work

>>215907703
titwank

>>215907680
french?

how do neetbux work over there? do you have to pretend like you're looking for work?

>>215907724
the /brit/ brigade

>>215907772
nh...

So this ir rorke

tax the poor to 500% fuck them im sick of this
tax benefits to 100%
tax all the things which poor people do

>>215907745
Why don't you ask him?
*holds mirror up to you*
*plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PivWY9wn5ps on the sound system*

>>215907724
I miss when military uniforms had their own cultural identity instead of just everyone in digital camo with the same generic helmet

the same bint keeps ordering next day deliveries so she sees me everyday. is she into me?

>what do you mean we can't come and start fighting locals???

In Amsterdam even the local politicians called it a "pogrom" before it became obvious it was Maccabi fans being cunts and they all changed their tunes

>>215907805
Yeah ahmed you should go into her house and kiss her next time

Rather enjoying the Zutt memes

>>215907795
Yea everything is soulless now

>>215907819
The londonoid fears the Jewish BVLL

seeing bar italia at the dome on saturday
are YOU?

>>215907837
I barely notice them, I'm just looking at my phone seeing where my next drop is

>>215907805
Yes, or a fat cunt

>>215907873
Sounds like a shitty chain restaurant

nikki rhodes

>>215907886
nah she cute, foreign, Polish or something

bought a bag of chips

what’s that dinner you’re having nathan? Looks decent

tried to look at my arsehole in the mirror

wasn't pretty

Gods not real. The Bible is a work of fiction. Grow up.

>>215907912
moron

>>215907948
why did you do that mate?

>>215907948
looked at my arsehole frequently during my mephedrone days and it looks okay actually
probably inviting to a gay mong but not gay myself you see

might have some toast


then again

might not

got a thread up where every reply is me samefagging

any fit girls in this thread?

>>215907873
Interesting concept. Maybe I'll catch it on a streaming app at some point

>>215907988
was curious

salt for dinner

>reads books
>buys tesla

>>215907948
Got an ex of mine to not only to that to mine but then rim it
Then she became obsessed with doing it
So I stopped respecting her and got rid of her
Still wank to the memory of it

>>215908018
loool good engagement bait on TikTok that, she’s obviously not 31

*starts clapping rorke's arse*

>>215907989
25 year old model who looks 17

Got a Samsung chromebook with my 25 ultra purchase. Arriving next month. I've assigned it as my new gooning book. Going to chromecast to the TV and fill it with gooning content. Let's gooooo!

>>215908018
she looks fine except she's fucked her skin through excessive sunbathing

>>215907872
>London
>Aston Villa

Are you, perchance, a spastic?

>>215908018
im 31 and still look like a twink
theres summat wrong with this lass
cancer probably

>>215908055
you should be in jail

>line goes up
>mfw

>>215908087
fogpyeg

Why am I so tired? Is it drinking? Or being home alone all day?

im 17 I just look older

nathan underperforming tonight you unwell mate? you’re not posting enough

>>215908018
ready for timmy now>>215907989

>>215908122
(me, the poster is not 17)
(that's just what this character says in the british show the inbetweeners)
(dont ban me please janny)

>>215908075
Ordered a nice gatmin watch too might get an anime watch theme. Found one for 30 quid. Need to be woken by my anime heroes every morning and have short conversations with them about my sleep quality.

Decided to do 40 hours of overtime a month for four months

My 33 year old gf gets ID'd and asked what she's studying at uni

Fuck me the new Bighams venison bourgignon looks capital L LUSH

Any other Bighams chads gonna try it? It’s not in my Waitrose yet

>>215908158
oh you silly, silly fool

>>215908074
she's fat

>>215908180
my gf gets ID’d too, she’s 29

>>215908176
Terry Fuckwitt is my favourite aside from Big Vern

>>215908125
im over 30 actually so fuck off

>>215908180
she fit?

>>215908184
I'm a Binghams man as well.
I enjoy these.

>>215908180
by black bouncers?

>>215908186
no its alright I've got faith that janman will read my reply and not take the post out of context

>>215908180
No she don’t unc LOL your chopped bih is capping

>>215908196
would love to suckle milk out of those tetas

I'm hairy as sin up to my navel. I am a quarter French and I look like I am wearing sasquatch pants.

reckon charlie bighams isnt real just that like that mr kipling fella

Any Binghams man in?

>>215908184
making a trip to waitrose tomorrow for the beef wellington one, might get the venison too as it sounds peng

Samsung goonbook 14" of pure pleasure

>>215908215
Yeah they’re in my top three Charlie B meals, alongside the Fish Pie and the Moussaka
>>215908259
Corrr tell us what they’re like and take pics lad!

post faster boy

for some reason beating my chest like a gorilla feels good, you guys should give it a try

>>215908259
Nice one lad. Is it going to be a /BighamsAndBeer/ night for yourself pal?

anyone else on janitor ai?

>>215908280
Shall try (if I find them) they should be there
>>215908294
It will be aye, regardless of if I can find the two I want it'll be a bighams night for me my lad

>>215908203
>Big Vern

>>215908299
love milking my plums on there
getting some directions i take the chat on there getting shut down a lot now though

>>215908252
corrrr wouldn’t mind getting my neoliberal teeth stuck into that

>>215908106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3YULVadae4

When I worked in Sainsbury's I'd ID all the women coz that's flirty

ice cream isnt made with ice though

cvp flow rate rising

>>215908393
wait wtf

waymo just wanked me off
with ai and all that

>>215908176
>>215908322
Just not funny at all though are they

Would only swallow the semen of a virtuous bloke. It's the only exception I'd make

>>215908425
Too offensive and not made for the TikTok 'I-I'm bvsed I swear but-' generation like you

what will happen if i take all of my sertraline tablets and down them with a bottle of wine

>>215908395
no shagging for you tonight x

>>215908425
I like em

>>215908451
I'm 34

Went to Popeyes today for the first time. Don’t really see what the fuss is about, basically KFC that is crunchier but has less flavour?

>>215908453
mustard gas

>>215908393
dumb shite

tinseltown in the Rain

>>215908466
"pop eyes" is for you know whats
surprised they dont do sliced watermelon there

just seen thinly veiled racism

khat chewing skinny small boat cronem showing off pale reliefdoll on facetime to his cousin back in eritrea

Plz tell me recommendable diploma mill graduate school
I'm glad if the school is unfamiliar with even the British so they can't also distinguish

fell helplessly in love with the girl at work with the lovely smile award

>>215908453
Pervy landlord will fiddle with your comatose genitals I reckon

might scream into the void

im on 250k

>>215908528
trying to imagine you saying this through your neoliberal teeth and it doesn’t hit

>>215908393
Thats why we call it Glaice!

>>215908539
she got a nice arse?

This has to be the general with the most boogeymen, gimmicks and schizos

>>215908558
daily calories yea

>>215908558
Fat fuck

>>215908500
Was all wypipo in there when I went in

right then just sicked up this booze so im off to bed

malnourished cronem feasting in a 5 star hotel rn
timmy firing up the microwave x

>>215908576
probably not

>>215908563
her bum is nice, nothing special but her smile is something else man

>>215908539
corrrr post a pic of her with face cropped out

>>215908558
is that how many litres of cum you ingest a month

>>215908633
I see you too have met your mum

>>215908539
quite fond of the girlie at work who wears a thong which is rather visible through her summer dress
won't be seeing it for another 6 months now because of the weather

>>215908622
Sicking it up means room for more

Haven’t spotted DTFIC since heathermong said he doxed him

>>215908671
'

>>215908531
ごめん質問わかんない

any of you lads back money from cashback/sign up offers/switching benefits offers and these other sly tricks people on reddit talk about?

>>215908676
ask if you can be her personal toilet

bunch of slippy batons about to cause irreversible changes

>>215908597
sc

>>215908671
hang yourself raped paedo

tell you what my gf will be taking my slippery baton tonight wahey

>>215908634
I don't use social media, had a quick Google of her name but couldn't find any photos

>>215908706
please tell me this is true

units

>>215908715
ゲイフリーク

>>215908744
Crodie?

>>215908747
>I don't use social media
That's an ick

>>215908629
ended up leaving /bag/ because of these annoying cunts
All 'kis jeets and seaniggers too

>>215908760
No offence yeah
But these Chinamen both rook same

>>215908760
could heem them both

>>215908706
he's still here and you're still mindraped

>>215908768
excuse me?

>>215908716
yeag

>>215908760
their weight difference is a whole me do they not have weight classes that seems unfair

>>215908706
he’s here every day he just uses the paedo botnet almost exclusively now so he appears with a UK flag

>>215908777
don't care, I will never use that brainrot

>>215908808
teach me

group of a grade katies

>>215908829
if you want the nice gf with lovely smiley it’s best to appear fairly normal by having a decent social profile

>>215908715
I want a fake academic degree because I don't want to learn but get an academic background

might reinstall tf2 and see how it's going these days

>>215908779
why the hell would you want to interact with the average BA fan

>>215908835
I counted earlier I’ve shagged 3 different Katie’s lol slag name and a half

when you say jump then im gonna jump

>>215908531
それは不法律
名誉がないのか?まったく

why can't you do airbnb but only for guests who are female between 18-25

>>215908831
um bout tree fiddy aha

>>215908633
ever imagine her taking jungle bbc between her lips while you wank?

>>215908899
What about doing a jump and a flip?

>>215908886
you mean 3 katya's off vivastreet x

>>215908858
oh sorry i don't know

>>215908855
if a girl judges me negatively just because I don't have instagram then I don't want to be with that girl and she should probably grow up a bit

>>215908937
no she doesn’t have neoliberal teeth

>>215908934
haha

asked for a martini on my BA business flight back from Hong Kong and they said they couldn't make it
what a JOKE

>>215907146 (OP)
You forgot Ulster on that map...

might install dota 2 and try to learn how to play at the ripe old age of 40

>>215908945
No I mean I’ve shagged 3 different women called Katie before. Spunked inside all of them. They get around those Katie’s

>>215908919
Nothing so please tell me
I reject Open Univ I want those of univs which look good on the surface

>>215908983
BA business is unironically fucking shit lol
Only a retard would waste money on it

Any 30+ virginous freaks in?

>>215908991
are you black?

>>215908985
Not part of Great Britain

undecided if i should wank, eat, or do some drugs

Would have loved seeing Macabi dogs getting battered again.

What a shame.

fkin poo screaming at my life

>>215907695
>their own horrific actions?
What's horrific about bombing terrorists?

>>215909014
Absolutely not, handsome white man

>>215909011
toil paid for it, diego

>>215909041
LOL yeah, i think they were katya's not katies

>>215907724
cute

>>215909064
not diego but even then
they wasted their money big time

>>215909067
you are completely mindbroken by porn

>>215909067
I don’t know what that means mate and I don’t know how I can explain any more clearly

>>215908882
/bag/ was fun in the first year or so after it released then it got overrun by twitter freaks and foreigners arguing about power levels
Before it was raid strategies, lore discussion and lads posting their students.

>>215909046
wouldn't mind a cycling gf
sniff her arse after a ride etc

uhhhhhhhh

>>215909093
sc

batondem are going to be a lil violent xx

>>215909020
It is though.
England, Wales, Scotland, NI = UK/Britain

>>215909087
he thinks since you're white you have never (and can't) shag white women
he is utterly mindbroken by interracial porn

>>215909102
get it scranned

flew business on BA from singapore last week and it was ok
they give you lots of booze

>>215909112
gf gonna get my violent baton tonight, she doesn’t know it yet

>>215909125
no im sure he can shag white women, just not katies

>>215909037
All those babies and pregnant women, all those child amputee, starving babies, shredded children yes. Nothing horrific about that.

Consider suicide. You won't be missed

>>215908995
Maybe something like the University of Surrey

never flown anywhere me. 32 years old never left the country never had sex

>>215909125
How strange, shagged at least 70 white women. Only ever saw black lads standing against the wall watching at night clubs while I was busy cleaning up

shitting peugeot

>>215909151
seek help for your life ruining mentality

>>215909158
All caused by Hamas using human shields and refusing to surrender

>>215909194
Evil ghoul

>>215909096
what do you think it smellsl ike

>>215909132
I think they're just very outdated
Like everything in this country

>>215909183
Uncanny valley

>>215909151
not sure what that means mate, strict not fat girl policy and only ever shagged the pretty ones is that what you’re asking?

haha saved this one back in december 2022 for some reason

>>215909242
the new business seats are ok
i didnt like their old ones where you had to step over someones legs to get otu - what a disgrace

>>215909237
yardie cleet

>>215909237
probably smells like a bum

>>215909163
I examined the administration information and got that the school needs IELTS 7.0
Is this easier univ really?

>>215909194
ok jew lol

>>215909283
CORRRRRR!

>>215904862
>>215904862
>>215904862

>>215909237
bums and all sorts

I'm making a new one now. Just waiting for the countdown to finish

>>215909347
>>215909347
>>215909347

>>215909286
>IELTS
Birmingham and Manchester would be lower
Warwick could be a good one

>>215909295
You're brown lol

>>215909217
Not an argument