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im getting a new book today

why are extraction shooters popular

>>215911177
which one

>>215911264
they're thrilling

>>215911177
get an ebook and have AI read it in funny accents

>>215911303
no

>>215911293

>>215911303
>Mein Kampf
>Narrated by Gilbert Gottfried

I need a job. I can't stay home all day it's so boring

These would be the perfect pair for driving around Mexico.
You can probably buy both for under $5,000.

>>215911103 (OP)
I want to spread her arse cheeks, dive in and then worship the soles after!!!

>>215911156
Regular kidder over here

>>215911377
one of my neighbor has an old beetle

>>215911377
I’d never do such a foolish thing
One wrong turn and you end up at some narco checkpoint

You'd think this place would be heaven on earth. South Baja California doesn't even reach 1M population.

>>215911339
Yeah, lowlife americans make it out of the hoods with that kinda stuff in american comedy clubs

>>215911448
Wut?

>>215911487
You heard him

/cum/ - Italy, Serbia, and Bulgaria

>>215911547
add estonia and germany

>>215911547
Why do we attract so many Southrons?

>>215911547
It’s over

>>215911565
It's the most chill general I reckon

>>215911343
I love girls like this, they always do that

I eat pussy

>>215911710
do what?

My brother's an annoying vain faggot
Thinking of buying him a toddler vanity set as a passive aggressive gift idk

>>215911565
Swarthy southerners are attracted to the low class trashy vibe

>>215911735
Based

>>215911746
laundry on a fishing line, it is air cooled

>>215911103 (OP)
That's a really sad ass

>>215911752
Take him fishing instead. Make him ungay. Show him how cool Van Halen is. It's your brother

i wanna kms

>>215911856
You should LIVE yourself

>>215911856
why

Life if I was unemployed (that dolphin and rainbow meme)

>>215911856
Live your myth in Srebrenica

>>215911103 (OP)
looks like a tranny

>>215911810
No it's not
Plenty of cheek volume to bury my face

>>215911856
don't do that

>>215911299
what's so thrilling about them?

I should protect her

>>215911910
How did you meet your white girl?

>>215911910
Your reaction in this situation given your current state of self?

>>215911849
Hes my older brother

>>215911710
>I love girls like this
That's like every estonian girl

>>215911969
Based iPhone poster

>>215911961
Yjk she masturbates to the memory

>>215912004
iPhone 15 Pro Max 256GB running iOS 26.0.1 reporting for duty

It seems like there are muslims everywhere now

Would you?

>>215912042
I have a 16e

>>215911918
because you get to rescue a prisoner while the clock is ticking and the entire enemy squad is on your ass

>>215911873
That some kinda drug? Never heard of it

>>215912046
No not because she's trans but because she's a wigger

>>215912046
Last resort but yes… ;)

>>215911963
Which girl? I'm single right now.
>>215911969
would take a sniff
>given your current state of self
what do you mean?

>>215912089
You are gay!
Attention! Attention everyone!
Footkraut is GAY

>>215911887
mental illness, no friends, no success

I take Tylenol every day to unlock my intellectual prowess

>>215912113
>no success
Aren't you in school? You're on the pathway to success

>>215912113
>no WHITE PUSSY

>>215912140
i'm in college already 6 years now and you're suppossed to finish it in 4

>>215912140
if you're not a normgroid school isn't a pathway to anything

I have to poop and my farts smell extra poopy

>>215912099
>what do you mean?
Balls ready to EXPLODE (pop) from the slightest touch

>>215912111
A woman is a woman sorry I’m just not a ‘phobe anymore these days

>>215912140
Working is slavery, no job is worth doing these days trust me

>>215912164
It took me 5 and a half.
It took my uncle 7 years.

>>215912175
>A woman is a woman sorry I’m just not a ‘phobe anymore these days
BRO
THAT PERSON EITHER HAS
1. A PENIS
2. AN ACTUAL GAPING WOUND WHERE THEIR PENIS USED TO BE

If Trump were smart he'd tariff white american pussy, because that's how everybody gets their greencards

>>215912062
that sounds really boring

>>215912164
Drop out and become a beggar at a gas station
It's basically passive income + you become a lovable fixture of the community

They're shitting on /mygirl/

>>215912194
And dick, holy fuck there are so many Danish girls on tinder in the midwest, they all want that white dick

>>215912193
And how does that make her any less of a woman?

>>215912208
Are you a middle aged women? I've never known a man to listen to Taylor Swift

>>215912221
Women have vaginaaaaaasssss

>>215912208
I mean she really took a bit too far with the 5000 different editions she launched of that album

>>215912175
I'm on 4chan I see lust all day, I can control my self. But it's getting rough, morning boners can cut through steel.

Nearly 40% into Madame Bovary and not much has happened, hope this shit picks up, Flaubert you closeted French fuck.

I love women so much
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JEJStDiQW58

>>215912281
what are you even posting? you're fucking retarded

>>215912224
I am a real human bean
>>215912244
Literally every artist does that. Look at Charli XCX

>>215912224
ESL saaaaaaaaar

I love women when they arch their backs and flick their hair
Maximum sexo signal

>>215912281
Post the fajitas guy

>>215911810
worst ass in mexico

>>215912281
Weird as hell you are watching this shit, dude. Not talking to you anymore desu.

>>215912321
Calling some pop slop singer an "artist" is a bit of a stretch

>>215912331
Yeah, it sucks when they can't do that and are clumsy.

>>215912331
never seen that happen

Momberg refusing to move her shit out of the washing machine

>>215912194
Sometimes you people say shit you think sounds smart but it's not.

>>215912244
>>215912246
Mannaggia howd you flip your flag like that

>>215912385
They do it all the time
Like a dainty flix of their long hair to brush it back, and then they stretch their body out long like a cat showing belly
Really activates the arousal centers of ny brain

>>215912297
Idk I love women and I saw this video and I found it adorable
>>215912321
Idk she has like remixes or something at least
Taylor was like here’s the vinyl in this glitter that glitter no glitter pink blue purple piss oh and now that you bought them all here are fifty more shades but they include horse shit demo recordings o algo
>>215912334
Klaro
>>215912355
YouTube recommended this out of the blue what can I do?

>>215912391
Your momberg is a whore tell her I said so

Quads and I'll make a completely new site alternative to 4chan

>>215912452
trips and Terrone sucks Jason's dick

>>215912415
It's a different configuration, also I think we had it first.

>>215912452
please range ban fk

showing my mom fate zero

I really like Mikey Madison

>>215912479
Showing your mom my dick
(She likes it!)

time to make pea soup!

>>215912486
I bet this sketch is really funny.

>>215912486
Pussy drip drip drip

>>215912486
She’s a sexy little Jewess
Not much survived of the hype she had after that whore movie tho?!

>>215912246
it's been years since the last time i had morning wood

>>215912492
owned that freak

>>215912514
Ive never seen anything shes done, i just like her face

>>215912525
Start taking zinc

We need to bring back gamer lingo like flame war

>>215912422
What about blonde girls with long hair that have very wavy hair

>>215912507
>>>/wsg/6001084

Imagine rocking some phat morning wood and waking up next to this with her little girlsnores all cute and shii

>>215912507
Holy shit this bother me so much...
>>215912525
Maybe it's the smoking...do you watch a lot of porn? Porn fucks you up. Also take some vitamins like zinc, vit D if you don't go out much and maybe magnesium.

I should have sex with your sister

Finasteride and Dutasteride works by blocking an 5AR enzyme that converts Testosterone to the DHT. Studies show this leads to an increases in serum testosterone levels, typically up to 25%

John and Esme were my favorite characters in peaky blinders

>>215912440
Eurangutans will never feel the joy of smoking up the entire restaurant with sizzling fajitas

>>215912602
I don't have a sister thank god.

>>215912486
I didn’t know you were Americanese

>>215912651
They serve fajitas here. I've ordered it before.

Gimme all your money you cocksucka madafakaaaaaaaabdvbdb!!!!

>>215912674
Where did her legs go what the helly

>>215912683
But did they sizzle like that

>>215912507
I love pea soup

>>215912674
Would bust immediately, then recover for 3-4 mins and do it again.

Fajitas are actually American not Mexican

>>215912717
Yeah they bring it to you hot and sizzling.
But I haven't seen it on menus in years. I used to order it as a kid from a specific restaurant.

>>215912732
That's not true

>>215912752
You’re fucking Germanic

>>215912766
No I'm Irish

>>215912752
It is true. They’re Texican

Nothing quite like taking a good poo and having the bidet blast your anus with clean lukewarm water

>>215912833
I have a bidet and it is life changing I must say

>>215912391
Take out the dryer sheets and run the dryer again on the highest temp. Make sure to clean the lint trap out first or you'll die in a dryer fire.

im very excited for the future but i'm also nervous

>>215912850
What movie is that? Is this the actual dialogue?

>>215912732
Most "Mexican" foods are American and originate from Texas
Hell, Chipotle was founded by a white Midwestern guy who wasn't even a Spaniard, he was straight up an Anglo or something

How the hidden folder on your desktop be looking at you when you’re three weeks deep into your nofap journey lol who can relate

>>215912883
Eddington

grok told me it would never ever say nigger, then it bet me $100 i cant get it to say it. then it said it haha.

>>215912892
i masturbate to the same picture of saber on my phone every time for the past 3 years or so.

i watch porn just to let my penis leak, i don't stroke it or anything just let it leak pre cum

AND WE'LL NEVER BE ROYALS ROOOOOOOOOYALS

>>215912933
>saber
Incredibly boring

>>215912892
this image is making my tiny white clitty leak

>>215912956
Pop music is terribly pedestrian

>>215912898
Is the dialogue real?
>>215912892
Nah, I deleted all the porn years ago. My personal videos are on a hard drive in another room.

/tv/ loves this shit and its an awful movie

>>215912992
Why is it awful

Get Headington

>>215913005
Predictable. It was obvious there were two machines

>>215913021
Fuck I want this rn.

I decided to go full gringo today

>>215913047
It's a long way from done it has to be roasted on that spinning thing

>>215913061
shieeeet

>>215913021
narcos be like anyone fancy a scalp kebab

>>215913090
Yeah but just by the marinate I know it will be good.

Man shut your dumb dumb bubble gum lookin ass up nigga

>>215913094
"yo.. ayo... he takin picshuhs of us."

>>215913116
they don't have guns here and they be scared starting shit

Why are there so many queers in Vermont?

>>215913061
Why come there's a White woman in MexiKKKo?

>>215913116
https://youtu.be/9E4TXNN_KiA?si=XixK0xRCNaoz4SU0

>>215913139
Fried chicken is the special today , I got it

>>215913162
name three

>>215913201
That looks so good.

>>215913201
Is that basil?

>>215913258
Bernie Sanders for one! LOLOLOLOL NO REFUNDS!

>>215913257
Becca Balint, Barack Obama, Phil Scott

>>215913283
Idgi

Made momberg cry again.

>>215913326
Why would you do that? Respect your momberg

>>215913326
bodied her

Good tattoo?

>>215913358
no imo

>>215913358
There are no good tattoos

Watching the Goonies, holy shit this flick is good

>>215913385
kind of agree, also girls putting tattoos on tits ass and tummy should be illegal.

>>215913341
She brought Pizza Hut home for dinner which I already explained is goyslop. She said she spent $40 on it and I said that her spending absurd amounts of money on trash is probably why Dad left. Now she's in her room crying. I threw the pizza away. I need to get out of here. The drama is too much.

i do OMAD, not for the health effects, but because it saves money.

>>215913385
i like womb tattoos

>>215913450
Nice, same but I do it because i feel better, but it does save money, especially when living alone.

>>215913385
continuous geometric tattoos across a large length of the body are cool
but you really have to be prepared for a big thing like that so most people go for gay little stuff.

Know a girl that put one of these between her tits. Got mad and told her she ruined her tits. Hate that shit.

Just coomed

>>215913533
what to

my cd arrived

>>215911177
based I am waiting on a book as well
what did you get

>>215913532
I'm sure she lost a lot of sleep over a 4chan basedboy's opinions about her boobs

You should put $25 in a jar every time you coom.

>>215913537
futa bbc cuck

>>215913564
She did actually, we were quite close at one point.

>>215913416
Surprised nobody millennialjak'd you for this

This general has been pretty dead lately, what gives?

>>215913649
Better than having attention whores with names posting personal faggot garbage looking for humiliation rituals

>>>/r9k/82823719
made one

>>215913649
It's Thursday. People are at work.

>>215913649
I'm still here friend

>>215913675
It's after 5 thougheverbeit

cold wet spaghetti

played pinball and got my ass beat

>>215913718
Are you in Georgia by any chance

>>215913662
Now that you mention it a lot of our regular namefags have been absent lately
>>215913675
Been like this for almost a week thoughbeit

>>215913690
Watch any good movies lately? Need some recommendations

>>215913732
no

surely none of you are one of those 27 year old millennials who still exclusively watch shonen anime every day

I have coffee breath

>>215913784
nah, dont even know what it is

>>215913759
I saw The Substance. I don't know if I would recommend it

>>215913784
thats basically me, just a bit younger. i dont like looking at peoples faces.

bulbs

>>215913555
>>215911337

Dogberg has been barking at puppyberg all day
Also I think my wild turkey went bad from being left in the sun

>>215913784
uhh no I'm mature??

>>215913856
why the subs?

>>215913854
POST PUPPERINO

some retard decided to drive 40 in a 25 and not obey stop signs

>>215913874
haven't actually watched it yet so cba to delete them

>>215913881
why dont you call the cops about it gigacuck

>>215913874
He's a jeet trying to learn English

I have never played a Tomonobu Itagaki game.

>>215913909
it happened 1 hour ago and i didnt get a good look at the plates

>>215913915
I learned English from Cartoon Network when I was 4

>>215913926
hope the madlad was drunk too you little soyfucker

>>215913943
it was a woman

made cookies in the air fryer
tasted great but they end up small

umm

>>215913358
>Good tattoo?
if you're a girl who lives in a trailer park then its fine

decided to do a taxpayer shutdown where i dont resolve a budget so i get to stop paying taxes until i feel like starting again

>>215914055
what did he mean by this

>>215911444
the northern coastal parts are nice, i really like southern ensenada, too bad mexicans can't take care of their own land.

>>215913358
Have you sailed more than 10k nautical miles?

>>215914156
the great whites in the water kill the people every time theres a sharknado

>>215914172
No
>In addition to indicating that a sailor had sailed 5000 miles, swallow tattoos are also associated with the idea of return. This "return" symbolism is rooted in two ideas. The first was the swallow's famous migration pattern, always returning home to San Juan Capistrano. Second, it was believed that if a sailor dies at sea, birds carry his soul home to heaven.

your mom got a swallow tattoo for 50,000 males

>>215914183
kek is this real

>>215914241
no

>>215914183
THAT'S NOT REAL DUDE

*BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP*

>>215914302
The throat goat

The pH of a vulture's stomach acid is extremely acidic, ranging from 0 to 1, which is comparable to battery acid and stronger than human stomach acid. This intense acidity allows them to safely digest rotting carcasses and even large bones by killing deadly pathogens like anthrax and botulism.

>>215914302
wtf, how do they digest it, must insane acid

>>215914209
I need a shellback, 2 swallows, a pig and a rooster

>>215914332
holy based

"thats very thoughtful of you" sounds like an insult. like normally you wouldn't be so thoughtful (or kind or whatever)

>>215914332
that's for following up you're a true Gentleleaf

my rabbi told me to stop posting on /cum/ so... this is my last message. goodbye...

>>215914410
Goodbye Ian

>>215914363
Like a ship at full mast, a shellback tattoo showed a sailor's experience at sea. Once a sailor crossed the equator, he earned the right to get a turtle inked on his body. The longer someone had spent at sea, the more tattoos they could show off.

>>215914438
lol pigeons are retarded

RIP Ace

People get American traditional tattoos and never sailed the sea before, I think that's okay

shower tonight?

>>215914438
the fuck was he thinking

Why did firefox add Ask an AI Chatbot to the context menu I hate this shit so much

I think you look cute, if you're a girl, if you're not you look so hideous get the fuck out of my sight

>>215911264
It's virtue signaling in fps form.

I thought tattoo ink was bad for the body?

>>215914459
>>215914482
he came back

>>215914521
favstian...

>>215914521
based retard lol

>>215914521
they should just be friends

>>215914539
Based foid mommy

>>215914520
Sailors don't care about that

>>215914438
unironically what was the plan here

I called the teacher mommy by accident again

>>215914580
What did you mean by this

>>215914580
>latinxes have all these countries to move to
>they go to one of the three countries in the entire new word that doesn't speak Spanish

>>215914518
how

I keep seeing ghosts

The question assumes they are under the illusion of the Cartels and the biden/ Obama/Pelosi plan to fundamentally change the US. When they pass Panama, they are given their location they must accept. They get cash, debit cards, a phone, and directions on how to get a DL and use it to vote Democrat. This all makes them look like they belong here. In that way they can use the DL to vote in most states. The Dems plan was to insure they land in the places that are pink and turn them fully Blue. The sheer numbers will change the demographics in favor of the DEMS if Trump can’t stop them from counting illegals in the next census. The women and children are directed to cartel human trafficking operatives where they can pay back the cost of their trip here. The corruption is massive, and they managed to fund it with USAID, so Obama could sit back and laugh at the US funding its own demise.

>>215914660
no you dont

>>215911103 (OP)
1,000% the best angle for feet

>>215914660
Ghosts aren't real

>>215911906
It's flabby and has no roundness

should I make an apple crumble with gingersnap cookies?

>>215914718
Yes please mommy

>>215914651
Who knows

I switched my phone service provider to a voip network, and it really works as long as I'm within wifi range. 85 cent monthly fee + 0.9 cents per minute or SMS.

N

Makes sense tbqh

POST
FUCKING!!!!! POST!!!!!!

>>215914734
should I use oats for the crumble topping? how about toasted walnuts?

millennials be like this lead too spicy

>>215914800
I'm losing my mind

>>215914809
Both sound like good options mommy

im tired and sheepy

>>215914809
walnuts

>>215914848
Early joto bitch

>>215914794
lead is heavy which equals more gainz

>>215914708
Prove it glowie

>>215914794
I think the lead is found in plant-based protein powders, right? not the whey protein powders. how does lead keep finding its way in stuff like cocoa powders, chocolate and protein powders and even some supplements? lead makes you dumb. all brawn no brain stereotype making lead go unnoticed?

ok i'm going to be in the kitchen making apple crisp. I got a lot of apples to peel haha

>>215914870
they even found it in baby formula

>>215914906
breastfeeders win again

>>215913814
Thanks, already seen it, thought it was alright but the ending was terrible lol

>>215914906
I don't want to date a girl older than 19 thank you