Thread 215913041

>THE ENGLISH ETHNICITY DOESN'T EXIST BECAUSE YOU ARE A MIX OF ANGLES AND SAXONS AND CELTS AND NORMANS SO WE ARE ALREADY RACEMIXED OR HOWEVER THE BULL IS PREPPED
Interesting...let's take a closer look, shall we?

>Angles
From Denmark
>Jutes
From Denmark
>Saxons
From an area of Germany slightly south of Denmark
>Frisians
From the Netherlands (bordering Denmark)
>Vikings
From Denmark
>Normans
From the northern tip of France. But originally? Vikings from Denmark.
>Celts
OH SHIT YOU GOT M-just kidding, they were from the Netherlands and Denmark.

>>215913041 (OP)
>t. pajeet who thinks he is white

>>215913041 (OP)
>the Netherlands borders Denmark

>>215913081
It does (in spirit)

Huguenot bros... snubbed again.

>location=ethnicity
If I go to Denmark and then to England will I also be Anglo?

>>215913041 (OP)
Megalithic builders and bell breakers though
HA! Got you there, mate

>>215913225
teehee

>>215913271
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>215913206
>leftist

>>215913313
Die Linke lost, hon.

>>215913206
why are you not answering his question?

>>215913330
Obwohl die jüngere Generation mehr links wählt.

>>215913081
Our education system isn't great

>>215913342
Nah yeah...you're right mate. Iron age and early medieval Jutland was extremely racially diverse. Angles had black skin and Frisians had slitty eyes, like the Chinese.

>>215913041 (OP)
And then the Romans came and taught you that good neighbours make good walls, and that thick brunettes are fun until they're running the castle.

>>215913081
If you'd just... duck a bit.

Also conveniently leaving out Roman invasion.

>>215913531
The Romans left essentially no genetic footprint in Britain but since the Iliad/Odyssey took place in the Baltic, Æneas probably landed in Denmark and therefore the Romans are from Denmark too.

>>215913497
Oh shit, wait, they'd already been there for hundreds of years.

>>215913551
Except for all those people with tans and brown curly hair.
No, not those ones, those are Moors. The white ones.

>>215913041 (OP)
Saxons were in denmark too.
Normans were from Norway as far as I know.

>>215913081
The dutch sounds danish to me.

>>215913582
The Normans were speaking French by the time they should have been learning English in Angleterre.

>>215913041 (OP)
So you're Danish?
What the fuck are you even trying to say?

>>215913582
Rollo was from Norway, but the main bulk of the Scandinavians who settled Normandy were from Denmark.

>>215913041 (OP)
I would call this a strawman you just made up if I hadn't literally just read redditors going
>umm england was invaded 10 centuries ago and there is no such thing as ethnic english so you shouldn't care about being replaced by foreigners in your own country
a couple of days ago

>>215913639
I'll spell it out VERY SIMPLY for the sub 90 IQs who increasingly permeate this board and can't use their context clues:

How can you claim that the English are a racemixed social construct when their constituent forebears are all from the same small part of northwestern Europe?

>>215913685
Yeah this is an extremely common talking point with British liberals and leftists.

>>215913041 (OP)
>From the northern tip of France. But originally? Vikings from Denmark.
KEEEEEEEEEK

>>215913695
How can you claim that anyone's racemixed when we all moonwalked out of Africa?
Congratulations. You're black!

>>215913716
>OUI WEUZ NORMANDZ ET MEEERD-ACKKKK
Even modern Normans are not even the same species as the french. The difference would have been even greater in 1066.

>>215913716
Norse, Norms, Varangoi/Varangian/Ferengi and even Island Scots are all basically the same people.
You cannot trust white folks with boats. We do weird shit in foreign lands.

>>215913742
>1000 years is the same as 1 million years o algo!

The Dan are an Israelite tribe, the Anglos are god's chosen people.

>>215913767
I think this one >>215913770 is closest.
You're Jewish! Mazel Tov!

>>215913041 (OP)
Anglo-Sissies got buckbroken by NormanBVLLS.

>>215913797
Another latinx larping as Norman. SAD!!!!

We ain't mad at cha

>>215913817
I dunno. You've been calling it tea for the longest time. I think there's still some resentment.

>>215913041 (OP)
>>Celts
>OH SHIT YOU GOT M-just kidding, they were from the Netherlands and Denmark.
Not at all.
Celts are brown people.
Spain and Portugal are celt so they must not be from Denmark.

>>215913888
celts are literally whiter than germanics who have pink skin like a pig

>>215913695
>How can you claim that the English are a racemixed social construct when their constituent forebears are all from the same small part of northwestern Europe?
Nope.
Celts are not nordic. They don't even have blond hair.

>>215913888
Celts are white and vikings are brown.

>>215913911
The closest continental European populations to the Welsh are:
1.The Dutch
2.The Danish

>>215913992
my Mormon Utah brothers...

>>215913695
And?
You're still a Danmutt.

>>215913041 (OP)
If the english are just danes then why are they so much uglier than danes?

>>215914036
not true, i am Saxon and from Northern Germany

>>215914065
Probably the same reason we've accomplished so much more than them. And you.

>>215914074
>Saxon

>>215914065
dutch and belgians look exactly the same as us but with less hair lol

>>215913041 (OP)
So we should interpret the English ethnicity as a time-travel incest one?

retarded thread but the leftist way of looking at categories will never stop being fascinating
>heh so you think that thing is real? well joke's on you because it can be separated in smaller things therefore it doesn't exist! I am very intelligent

>>215913041 (OP)
I'm Welsh and Cornish, actual ethnic minorities and demand reparations, $46 trillion

>>215914174
Their tactics consist entirely of distraction and manipulation.

>>215914174
Why is this collection of baryons speaking?

>>215913579
Those are descendant from the settlers who came from the Iberian peninsula, even before the bell beaker people, that's why Britons look kinda swarthy.

Romans didn't really mix with bongs.

>>215914211
Bore da Mr Dafydd Jones

>>215914239
we don't look swarthy at all, we just have darker hair than nordics

>>215914220
>looks left
>looks right
WHAT THE SHIT ARE YOU GUYS DOING ALL THE WAY OVER THERE? Are you holding hands through the portal? That's fucking weird. Get back over here within earshot of reality. NO, THIS DIRECTION. FOLLOW THE SOUND OF MY VOICE! Not through the p... Did... Motherfucker. NOW YOU'RE ON THE OTHER SIDE!

Why are you all pretending like swarthy Danes don't exist.

>>215914239
Yeah, those last names just kinda... popped up out of nowhere... No, it's cool. We learned Latin in church.

>>215914304
he isn't swarthy you stupid indian cunt

>>215914304
>swarthy
If you shone a strong flashlight at this man, I could probably get a tan from the reflection. Mads is maybe a shade darker than a black-haired Irishman with soft hands.

>>215914343
He's clearly quite tanned lad
>>215914347
Only if you compare him to an Indian.

>>215914275
I'm referring to native Britons, before the hordes of Nordic and Germanic people arrived, and I didn't mean as brown skinned, Celtic Iberians weren't really brown but pale, dark-haired and brown-eyed.
>>215914311
They just were massive Romanboos, their whole empire was basically the continuation of the Roman empire.

>>215914401
I just compared him to an Irishman who doesn't spend time tending his taters. He's lighter than Colin Farrell's teeth.

>>215914092
accomplished more pakistanis and lower hdi than us, nice

>>215913081
Your country is the size of my garden, shut the fuck up

>>215914958
Your garden takes up 3/5 of metropolitan France?

>>215913041 (OP)
The UK is a nation of immigrants.

>>215913461
I notice that you still haven't answered his question (or mine)

>>215914304
black hair and eyes doesnt make u swarthy

>>215913041 (OP)
half of that list belongs to the orange race, british are wh*Te and even benjamin franklin said the same

>>215915188
yeah, you're orange

>>215915040
I did answer your question. Just because I mocked stupid your question was in my response doesn't mean that I didn't answer it.

>>215915188
British have orange women like swedes.
We don't.

>>215915525
You are all members of the ham sandwich race
>t. unwitting ham sandwich with a touch of creole mustard

>British with Norman surnames are still more likely to be wealthier and more successful than those with Anglo-Saxon surnames, even though the Norman Conquest was almost 1000 years ago
>The English blazon still is in French (Dieu et mon droit)
>More than 25% of our vocabulary is French

Victoire Totale Normande

>>215913081
Americans regularly confuse the Dutch and Danish so there must be some connection there tbf

>>215913743
Where's Scandinavia?

>>215913992
It literally says frenchmen are closer you mongoloid

>>215914065
We're Danes who mixed with all the swarty Cheddarmen who were already here knocking about building Stonehenges