Thread 215913222

ITT: Americans share their swashbuckling tales of high adventure in retail chain stores

I work in a retail chain store, it sucks, mostly being demoralized about how much stealing there is even though it's in a relatively safe area, if people think they can get away with it they will steal, but we know, it just gets worse, I will leave soon and I have become lesser because of it

>>215913222 (OP)
Almost every time I drive by a Walmart I see negros being arrested. Seriously it's like a coin toss if I'll see a black person or group of black people being dragged outside in handcuffs. Walmart is unreal.

>>215913222 (OP)
>target bag
>walking out of walmart

>>215914047
there is no such thing as customer loyalty

>go to Walmart to buy a car battery
>cashier asks me what I do
>tells me I look to go to shop there (I don't smoke meth)

>>215914047
clearly reusable bags, so what's the confusion?

>chit chat with the cashier
this confuses and scares the europoor

>>215917551
not at all

>>215913868
do american shops like walmart really have greeters and shit?
it just seems like such a third world thing, arab tier cringe

>>215917653
gotta be intentional that it looks like a dick
anyway, yeah, the greeting shit is fucking weird

>>215917778
>>215917653
Someone saying hi to me? Aaaaahhh im going insane

>>215917798
well yeah
anything that actively obstructs the running of errands without ever interacting with a single person is to be eradicated

>>215917798
i just don't like people having to do some absurd humiliation ritual

>>215917653
it's so boomers feel useful, otherwise they kill themselves after 65

>>215917901
That's why we continue waging so someday we can be the ones forcing those beneath us to do the humiliation ritual

>>215917382
Wot?

>>215917798
nord/germanics/slavs are the most culturally autist people on earth when it comes to greet strangers

>>215918015
Walmart shoppers are either fat, Mexican, or drug addicts
If you aren't one of those three you probably shop at Target or have Amazon Prime
Germans ran Walmart out of their country, so there's no way you could understand

>>215918273
The other guy said it already. Car batteries and fluids

>>215918273
Target is trash though
it's like the other end, markets itself to suburban types as clean and higher end, but actually has crappy product selection, horrible shrinkflation, and ridiculous prices

>>215918338
I agree Target is terrible and Walmart has better prices on everything. When you walk around Walmart though, you really feel like the west has fallen, and that feeling might not leave you for at least a few hours.

>>215913222 (OP)
Have Americans ITT seen la creatura del walmarto en el electric scooterino?

>>215918374
Yeah everytime i go i just hear spanish everywhere
I remember one time in the checkout line the guy in front of me was obviously homeless and reeked of piss. He proceeds to argue with the cashier cause his card didnt go through
>>215918401
You'll see them occasionally
Actually just saw a fat black lady in one in the middle of the street while driving my car the other day

I work at one, more upscale expensive clothing.

>Niggers are absolute niggers and stick out like a sore thumb, even the Black LP workers watches them like fucking hawks. All male nigger apparel is chained down, like that brand with the heart on it.

>muslim/indian imports that are not immigrants buy nothing but browse all day and finish it up eating slop from the food court. They cant afford the nice restaurants or bars. They are mostly pure White and Hispanic.

>Uppity White trash who think spending $100 warrants getting free tailoring and shipping.

>I saw a rare orthodox inbred jew kid and I just kept staring at him trying to figure out if it was an Amish for like 1 hour, only to remember in down south.

>Uppity rich White trash that think spending $1000 warrants free tailoring and shipping.

>niggers with shitloads of counter-fit money. We turn them away, then report them.

>We have a direct line to the local city PD. They fucking love us. Insane amount of people actually get caught after they leave the store and go home, its really cathartic.

>Our LP regularly posts retarded thieves in a secret store group chat where we dont share or talk about it besides between ourselves. Two of them can legally detain and plastic cuff retards, its fucking hilarious

For non-Americans. LP is Lost Prevention, but due to the cost of goods in our store, the top ones are ex-cops or detectives, they are like an extra layer of security. Not all LP in the USA goes as hard as ours. Its hilarious seeing trashy thieves cuffed being fucking dragged through the store into the back like an animal.

I also personally saw 3 niggers get fired for being niggerish. One tried to rap in my face and I told him to get the fuck out of my space and I made it clear the first 3 times by ignoring him that I hate your shitty modern mumble dogshit talking about shoes, being a deplorable human being, autotunned, labron james talking dog shit music.

He was let go by the next week lol.

>>215917653
The clothing store where I live has someone at the entrances to tell you THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING every time someone walks past
It's the only way into the mall so most people going through them aren't even customers

>>215918401
chronically.

>>215917798
true but unironically, actually have to disassociate for a second before crawling back into my little mental hidey hole
>hahaa thanks! :-D

>>215918401
Do first worlders not comprehend the joy of grabbing the store fat scooter and racing around the isles at full speed while your parents shop?

>>215918505
good post

>>215914047
These superstores are not uncommonly in the same shopping area

Do they really shit themselves there or that's a legend?