Thread 215913757

>dad ate all my sardines
do people steal your fish in your country?
not so fast brits i dont need your input

please fish our waters uWu

>>215913757 (OP)
Cute Icelandic mini-shenanigans
Please consider becoming my elf bf

>>215913864
only if you are a girl (female) (xx chromosomes) and you dont eat my fish that i was saving until after work

>>215913757 (OP)
>noooo, not my sardine collection

>>215913757 (OP)
brits trying to steal your fish is the most epic thing ever. a country without a navy won sea battles over one with at that time one of the greater navys
dont steal an icelandics fish.

why do nordic types love eating rotten fish

>>215914145
Us Brits accepted defeat in the Cod wars for the greater good of NATO, so you're welcome

>>215913951
Where do you work?

>>215914019
i hid them behind the cat food for safety but it's like he sensed them
he gets the onions, he gets my sardines, im left with nothing
>>215914171
after the 4th cod war we'll be sailing down the thames

>>215913757 (OP)
>>215914283
>whimsical familial spats are considered suffering in Iceland
please let me move to your paradise island

>>215914378
you cannot comprehend the essence of true suffering like i can
i was born in it, molded by it

>>215914928
What kind/brand of sardines do you like bro

Seafood is absolutely disgusting though

>>215915382
simple as

>>215913951
I'm a guy (XY chromosomes) but I pinky promise I will NEVER eat your fish. Not only will I never even think of betraying your trust, I also happen to be an ideologically strict vegetarian, and to strongly dislike fish on top of that. Oh and let me swear on my honour, I'll proactively defend your fish stash against all enemies, foreign and domestic, with dignity, calm yet firmness of heart.

>>215914160
because they had nothing else, so they evolved without a food culture and had to resort to pillaging and stealing shit from other people like they used to do

>>215915637
How do you eat them anon, raw? Or a little salt and pepper or sumthn?