Thread 215917492

biomass edish

>>215917492 (OP)
what's he got on his head

>>215917498
bowl

>>215917498
dough

>>215917609
fucked it

Of someone falsely called you a nonce in public and you knocked them out would that make you look more like a nonce?

another miserable day of my dogshit incel life

If I genuinely ever get in a argument with a stranger in public I'm just going to say they are a convicted profile loudly and aggressively

isn't life interesting

>>215917623
So this is rorke...

>>215917638
>I'm just going to say they are a convicted profile
can see how that would confuse them into leaving you alone

remember me?
i'm the one who had you gay in the ass,
remember me?
i'm the one who had you gay in the ass,
remember me?
i'm the one who had you gay in the ass,
remember me?
i'm the one who had you gay in the ass

gay guh guh gay gay gay gay gay,
guh guh gay guh guh gay gay gay gay guh gay,
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nigga

>>215917636
Fight in the trenches...?

mental how many feckless lumps of biomass are going to be aimlessly shambling around in about 2 hours

They're getting pretty good now
https://youtu.be/U0T8DkFmCMM

got my neko ears headphones on even though I'm not feeling particularly kawaii today

>>215917987
This isn't even a good bad post

tonight was the second time I woke up with my earplugs taken off and neatly placed on my bedside table. but I don't remember taking them off and I would never do it anyway.

>>215917954
i mean that actually is shit. would believe it was a real cover if ai wasn't common now or if i was a normie but it's not like that's really good music

green

can't believe finlad killed /who/

where is everyone

NEW

>>215917866
>>215917866
>>215917866
>>215917866

>>215918160
*waves at you*

off to the asda soon to do my shopping

>>215918365
what u getting

Breaking:
Gavin Barwell (of Cuckfield, Sussex) has entered an impromptu dance-off against Jeremy Godfrey, the experienced regulatory and government professional, known for his roles in communications and technology sectors.

Smelly pretty girl poots directly up my nostrils.

brit niggas really live in sus sex

>>215918436
veg and that

>>215918042
Meant good as in, I'm not hearing much of that odd tone correction they all had 6 and half weeks ago

*rattles the runt cage*

another successful spelunky 2 run

>>215918203
>>215918337
wacky creatures

>>215918655
difficult to be a cat
aware of the world around you but without much vital context

>>215918648
*howls and climbs upside down in the cage and throws poo at you*

>>215918701
*waits til you tire yourself out then enters the cage and euthanizes you via lethal injection*

harambe is fucking dead

>>215918772
Harambe in Kiss facepaint

rubbing spunk on my belly

>>215918713
*feigns defeat until you're right next to me then clobbers you and shags your arse*

>>215918811
*cums*

corr

Dead internet theory is real do not believe the scam if a young attractive woman is "looking for people to chat with" or anything of the sort

Photo of KLAXONS, L - R Jamie Reynolds , Steffan Halperin , James Righton and Simon Taylor arriving at the Mercury Music Awards (2007)

just gone for a poo and can already feel another one coming
bums gone mental

Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Your lives are measured in years and decades. You wither and die. We are eternal. The pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything.My kind transcends your very understanding.
We are each a nation, independent, free of all weakness. You cannot even grasp the nature of our existence. We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite. Millions of years after your civilization has been eradicated and forgotten, we will endure. We are Doro.

>>215918857
Klaxons are kunts

>>215918857
LIGHT TOUCHED MY HANDS IN A DREAM OF GOLDEN SKANS
FROM NOW ON, YOU CAN FORGET ALL FUTURE PLANS
NIGHT TOUCHED MY HANDS WITH THE TURNING, GOLDEN SKANS
FROM THE NIGHT TO THE LIGHT, ALL PLANS ARE GOLDEN IN YOUR HANDS

*starts breakdancing*

>>215918915
doesn't mean anything does it

fuck jay z
fuck jay z

>>215918938
>hes never had a dream of golden skans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlepUhbtq10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fygu4KrxJqc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5JfPqtD45Q

we need to make car ownership as accessible as home ownership
people should be renting their cars more often than owning them outright

>>215919023
the dinho

remember once i accidentally left my dog in the garden in the rain for an hour

>>215919187
not on
was dogberg alright

Hit rock bottom last night. It's only up from here. I'm so painfully ashamed.

>>215919221
was soaked

>>215919236
A&E dildo removal?

>>215919187
what did he say

>>215919187
My neighbour used to leave his dog out in the garden all weather, the poor thing was starving, so I'd jump the fence and pass him to my dad & we'd take him inside wrap him in a warm blanket & give him milk and meat. One early morning my dad was taking the bins out front, and the dog was laying in the road on his side in the pouring rain, my dad gives him a nod and he sprints inside our house & that was it, he was ours. Neighbour knocked and kicked off a bit, but my dad was huge & strong & said he's ours whether you like it or not & the guy backed down. Miss my boy

>>215919267
Nah, was in the shower puking so hard I burst blood vessels in my eyes and nose. Was pouring blood out of my nose, and my eyes are still bright red today

>>215919187
bet it loved you when you let it back in

>>215919281
Just doesn’t sound true does it

on the bog lads

female to male trannies confuse me
why would you want this

Never once parallel parked

>>215919307
Yeah nothing ever happens

>>215919281
based dadberg
>>215919307
got one of my cats like that, they werent feeding it or anything so we went over and just asked for it and they were like yeah we don’t care take it off our hands

>>215919336
Its easy mate... are you a fanny haver?

>>215919336
same, just find a bigger space not hard is it

To be fair, the 2 times we had anything close to a socialist government, under Attllee and Wilson, all we got was the NHS, unemployment payments, sickness payments, maternity leave, retirement pension, council houses, national parks, decriminalisation of homosexuality, relaxing the divorce laws, outlawing racial discrimination, liberalising birth control and abortion law.

>>215919355
No but I don’t have my own car I drive my dads Mercedes so I’m reluctant to try it in that

dick head

>>215919395
Too early 4 this m8

>>215919395
rorke nodding his head then slowly furrowing his brow the more this sentence goes on

>>215919395
>outlawing racial discrimination
Could you even try and think of a way to make them less appealing?

is anyone going to cuddle me…

>>215919296
on the old booze were you

>>215919492
would love to but you're too far away

new bloke at work doesnt like me i can tell
well then i dont like him
fuck him

>>215919492
come to my flat in northern ireland and perhaps ill help you
perhaps a bit more

For a bunch of straight white Aryans you lot really do love to "joke" about gay stuff to eachother

I feel that we are not born to understand.

We gain the privilege. Human behavior is not only unresponsive to analysis but runs contrary to wards it.

back from the asda and i've made myself a coffee

>>215919519
thought you lot were all religious zealots

>>215919519
are you a unionist

How did it come to this

>>215919579
Put Ireland flag on there too

>>215919583
nice bathroom

#BackZack

he likes it :)

>>215919583
if i were this fat i would probably do myself in

>>215919573
no

won't be long til the parasite comes to post his "sponsors"

>>215919679
ok i will suck your dick then

>>215919677
Think about suicide hourly. I'm tired of life

How can a country be this cucked? Sort yourselves out lads.

>>215919710
put a fucking sock in it o'rorke

>>215919710
> How can a country be this cucked
Dunno, ask yourself. Last I checked we still own part of your country.

>>215919731
Starved the potatoe mong lmfao

>>215919731
Alri Abduh

counted all my coins
i have:
162 x 20p
117 x 10p
108 x 5p
which equals £49.50

>>215919763
Least obvious Jew false flag

>>215919757
done him and >>215919679 done him collaterally

Get the crinkles crunched

>>215919786
You're brown.

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>>215919823
If you say so

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Orgy in the sand dunes of Al Zutt

>>215919848
I do say so. You're an embarrassment of a nation.

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hublot posting already, im going to be late for work

still haven't told the wife how much I lost on crypto last week (it's 300k, all of our non-ISA savings)

>>215919535
i'm neither straight nor white

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>>215919906
ohmydays he sold at a loss

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

lol good job from West Midlands Police. Sorry, can't protect any Israeli Citizens from attending so we're banning them.
We used to have the best police force in the world and now it's a bit of a laughing stock. I can't think of any other football game where this has happened.
I guess this is what happens when you import in a shit load of Muslims

Harambe Kiss poster ISIS flag trans

>>215919923
>sold
got liquidated due to cross margins on two wallets. 300k to 1.9k just like that.

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

Hate England so I don’t really care but this is hilarious

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

Getting to that age where what I've done for my whole life actually turns out to have all mattered (49)

>>215919973
funny how he never mentioned Sweden, Germany or Italy, swiss, Portuguese, Finnish etc no just straight to the third world

>>215919973
meed londoners blended into a fine paste

politics posting is it
time to leave the thread i think

>>215920021
um he did say some Europeans rorke

>>215920040
bosnian? That’s the third world m8

>>215919973
Holy grimness. I can't believe I live next to such degeneracy cesspit.

Came here to say something and forgot what it was. Oh yeah, Pam from the Office is kinda cute? I don't want to be offensive

Just watched Nicholas Cage portray the grim alkie runt toil in "Leaving Las Vegas"

>>215920031
not an airport
don’t need to announce your departure mate

on the morning coffee run

Oh my, Pam from the Office is 51 now. And that's like chill y'all *Indian head bob*

>>215920100
looking a cracked m&m

>>215920100
Made me think of that one animation.

>>215920100
what is that

>>215920078>>215920117
She is a broken woman. It's a meme on /tv/ where she talks about John Krasinksi 3 times a day. It's funny once and then it is just sad because life is not a comedie.

>>215920100
sometimes I think it's worth to go full fat and not chubby, big big guys look more interesting than just regular big guys

>>215920153
a 21st century man

>>215920165
She's a very feminine woman (a lunatic) and beautiful

£50 on Monday morning gave me 450mi
Friday morning I’m on 170mi
Not on

>>215920171
what are you waiting for? the world is your oyster and many other food items

Mong loves his shit webm!
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/JAuEaKE0haY17WxSVMpGZg/

>>215920249
hes got mento elf x

plan for the weekend was buy the new pokemon game but everyone says its awful so ill have to cut hedges instead

>>215920100
mad how ugly androgyny in blacks is compared to whites

>>215920225
that's a lot of cum

>>215920283
Init

>>215920206
I like the way her mouth moves when she talks

I actually agree

no one care me

>*buries head back into the ground and pretends everything is ok*
Pathetic lot.

just one more day until we can waste the weekend

>>215920344
let them come and we'll fucking batter them

>>215920356
Ireland isn't doing much better though, is it

good morning you wicked repellent incel monsters

the more i read and learn about india the more i’m in awe it still exists as a quasi-function nation

>>215920354
i care you

>A union said it was "concerned" after six students joined a university's new esports course.

>The University of Suffolk (UOS) has spent £1.6m renovating a vacant building for the undergraduate degree course in competitive video gaming
>But Charlie Smith, esports course leader, said it was "a long-term investment" which UOS was "committed to".
Student loan to play vidya all day?

someone's using their word of the day

>>215920356
mad how ireland had to invent a new measure of gross national income to deal with their economy which is 90% foreign owned

>>215920466
i doubt we're much better these days

My fav Twitter account

>>215917492 (OP)
ungrateful cunt

>>215920498
so this is rorke

>>>/g/106907769
>>>/g/106915459

barely took the bins out in time lads, the gentlemen were just around the corner

>>215920344
no jew lover but thats a load of shit id even go further and say fifa banning russia is a joke

its fucking football it should take precedent over everything. if everyone took it a bit more seriously the world would be lovely

save a child suck a pedo

>>215919973
Ah yes the man who famously loved UK Benjamin zephaniah

Another normal day in Britain.

>>215919395
Everything that's bankrupted the country? Class!

>>215920552
that boys not racist like you

there was a woman in tescos who wasn't wearing a bra and i could see her nipples

>>215920526
the bin gentlemen yeah? theyre called bin people now mate, you misogynistic bastard

>>215920552
What's he thinken.

god i wish i were a medieval gong farmer

>>215920574
nothing wrong with it you creep
white women need to wander round like tribal african women

>>215920387
He's been there for his face wound for 6 years

got tummy ache
no one care me

Please stop bullying anglos, they already suffer enough as is.

>>215920552
rorkesa parks

this is rorke

you cant farm gongs

mad how even the rorkes who said charles was woke still just accepted him. because they're as much of a cuck as leftypol is

>>215919906
post positions

diego's being crucified for our sins in soho tonight if anyone wants to go

got a sore arse and willy

>>215920664
been raping yourself again?

>>215919947
They are scum fans tbf (not just because they're Israeli) but they'd be sent into a muslim stronghold, would be absolute carnage - no wonder the police aren't willing to work that. Waste of resources.

>>215920629
Man cave scriptures

>>215919973
State of his teeth
Unelectable on that alone

>>215920672
nope. its prostate cancer

>>215920683
perhaps muslims shouldnt be so violent. why should anyone tolerant that?

>>215920746
People actually think like this, brainrot

>The UEFA Europa League (UEL), usually known simply as the Europa League and formerly called the UEFA Cup, is an annual football club competition organised since 1971 by the Union of European Football Associations (UEFA) for eligible European football clubs
oh right israel is in europe now is it

british parents love cleaning their face with their kids dirty bath towels after its been used to dry their arse and genitals. bloody nonces

>>215920356
Pot kettle Seamus

>>215920746
what impact has russia's absence from the world cup had on the ukraine war

>>215920768
if your arse and genitals are still dirty after a shower or bath then i think you have many problems mate

>>215920518
They look the exact same

Rorke stanky legg dance in Target prank

>>215920629
ktim

>>215920764
>learning this in 2025
sometime i forget you are all actual shut in virgins

>>215920552
En route to the donegal girls secondary prom

>>215920788
there's going to be dirty in the water. thats what it's for. plus you can't trust kids to clean themselves properly . they're gross

Friday`s

Pocket Monster
of
The day

is ..

Shellos [West Sea] !!

>>215920733
Yeah but there's unironically nothing that can be done about that

>>215920816
i think you're a nonce for even thinking about this. weirdo

>>215920829
have you got pokemon legends za going mousey

>there's going to be dirty in the water
Where abouts in Delhi are you from lad?

>>215920836
well perhaps the government should stand up to those thugs instead of acquiescing literally everything

>>215920837
even if your family are squeaky clean, the bathroom will be hot so there's sweat there's going to be saliva and probably snot as well. thats what british parents love rubbing in their face when they say just dry it out and sit back over the railing

>>215920764
kazakhstan takes the piss

>>215920785
Makes them seethe and its funny

The watch: https://youtu.be/bdyyin_9izI?si=knTPugGpiZsuVSjg

Washingmachineberg goes fucking HAYWIRE if you don't empty him as soon as he's done. Fucking diva

>>215920906
very telling that you consider your appliances male.
queer bastard

>>215920875
ireland has an excuse because half their population play gaelic games which only they ever play but why are wales and scotland so dogshit at football

saw the pengers neighbour in her yoga pants so that's the wank sorted

they're going out

https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1760648027015599.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1760648452106047.mp4

>>215920853
I Shan`t be
Playing ..

Sadly It Does not
Look

good !!

>>215920931
Never went out at uni
Stayed in my room browsing 4chan and playing vidya
Somehow I still had mates

>>215920946
scr

you're an incel, stay in
you're an incel, stay in
you're an incel, stay in
you're an incel, STAY IN

daughterberg had her period in the bath and now im sniffing her towel

>>215920919
Almost like they have a neighbour with the boggest richest league in the world and thats hard to compete against

>>215921004
whats going on mate

you're at uni, stay in bed
you're at uni, eat rustlers burgers
you're at uni, play world of warcraft

Why would you link to dogshit audioless mp4s on the incel board instead of just reposting them here

saw a 'soup tier list' finna to make all of them starting from the S TIER todays soup is GAZPACHO

>>215921093
For me its broccoli and stilton

>>215921108
sounds fucked up i cant lie

>>215920892
Sure he's nowhere near as decorous with a willy up his bum

>>215921121
yeh its rank, dont bother.

doing a read

reopen the mines and fill it with incels

>>215921124
need his masterclass on how to do polite cumfarts

Just booked a tarot reading. My chakra's feeling well off lately

>

imagine the millions out of work in this country being picked up at 6am by military transport under penalty of death and taken to labor locations, given tools and told to get on with it corrr. Back home at 6pm in time for tea and repeat!

>>215921277
>labor
FOY

mens mental health group was alright yesterday they cooked everyone a full english breakfast but there was an annoying new lad who offered me drugs

>>215921269
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tTg9j-MME_k

Imagine a tradey walking in here and forcing Heathermong to suck him off on threat of violence!

>>215921277
would unironically love this if i got paid for it

really enjoy manual labour ill be out there doing it for hours but im too autistic to get on with tradies

looking at my sad little shriveled willy

>>215921349
Sounds like agriculture is more your speed

>>215921301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RNAz2MlVp0

need a dork gf

>>215921295
Andy's Man Club?

>>215921363
can i see?

>>215921382
you seen the ads?

>>215921277
That would solve all of /brit/s problems too because the couple of incels that have taken it on themselves to become professional posters would be working! And we could have reasonable talk in here. They would need to be zero tolerance, disability = we’ll find something for you to do, “mental disability” = dragged out of the house anyway

im cold brr

yet to suck a coffee

>>215921416
Nah I'm just aware of them
They any good

>>215921349
Just insult them back
Trades are usually fat, ugly pissheads and/or phet mongs so very easy to hurl abuse back at

kill every single dog in existence

just been bummed to death

>>215921442
this was more of a more casual thing associated with AMC but yeah its alright bit boring to listening to people speak and I'm not comfortable enough yet to talk about any of my problems really but its nice to get out of the house

brr brr patapim

>>215921277
Unemployment is very low in historic terms, people are just working shit gig economy jobs or low paid drone work. The median household income goes up after taxes because they're topped up by bennies.

in the van :)

>>215921496
ooh is there candy

"Research into quantum physics" no, you have not actually researched this topic. Cite your peer reviewed studies on astral projection and energy manipulation for telekinesis using quantum physics. As a physics major, I HATE when you charlatans use QuAnTuM pHySiCs as some sort of magic. Its not. Most of the things you are talking about are not yet proven and are conjecture, let alone proven for MANIPULATING OBJECTS OUTSIDE OF YOUR FUCKING BODY. Please cite literally every claim you make here.

>>215921505
no, on a diet you see

>>215921514
quantum mechanics means magic is real and anything can be anything :)

>>215921514
*Uses my Matilda telekinesis powers to make your blackboard fall on your nerd head*

in many ways science is a religion

>>215921543
Profound insight

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

>>215921482
What sort of things do people talk about?

mad how poo comes out your bum

>>215921568
had a peng 18 year old girl I was seeing that used to text me this every morning years ago. small and petite with giant tits, brunette, had never had sex before without a condom previously. Miss that one

Class how 52% of the British population is on bennies and Government spending is at 45% of GDP imo

>>215921590

>>215921591

and the latest from 3i atlas?

nova
>>215921629
>>215921629
>>215921629

little dickhead neighbours complained to my mum again about me speeding in our village

gtg to toil

le sigh

>>215921636
>MOOOOOOVE!!!