Thread 215921629

snow angel

footballs back tomorrow boys, thank fuck, they use international breaks as a punishment to keep us grateful when it’s back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0RShVMW3w&list=RDUZ0RShVMW3w&start_radio=1

>>215921629 (OP)
On the vpn today?

cosmos by carl sagan
good book that
romanticised take on science/religion and history though

speed kills, rorke

news

>>215921647
I'm a thirdie, VPN is too expensive for me

>>215921666
slow news week

Imagine how much pussy black conservatives get oh my days

>>215921712
this is me lol, had a few black girls/mixies

>>215921721
You are not black

Put incels into camps for forced toil and mandatory socialisation in the evenings from Mondays - Fridays

oof thats a bad miss

>>215921642
Sad life you lead

might ave a cheeky 'offee at 3:21 am

(i can do that)

the /brit/ iceberg explained

>>215921682
Just obey the law rorke

poo smells

>>215921745
Very sad life I lead! *looks at my fiance sleeping in one of the beds in my 3 bedroom house* I’m so sad

>>215921661
I should be allowed to speed in my comfortable, supercharged sports saloon because it's in everyone's interest I arrive at my destination in good time. Your 1.0 litre hatchback is not the same

ich heiße bruce und ich liebe goyslop gescrannen

>>215921729
thank god for that, point still stands I’ve cummed inside a few peng little mixies

Two Egyptian asylum seekers accused of raping a woman on Brighton beach have been pictured for the first time.

Karin Al-Danasurt, 20, and Ibrahim Alshafe, 35, who both live in the same migrant hotel in West Sussex, appeared at Crawley magistrates' court on Thursday.

They were charged with rape alongside Abdulla Ahmadi, a 25-year-old Iranian.

The 33-year-old woman said she was attacked in the early hours of Saturday, October 4, after she left a nightclub in Brighton.

The hearing was told that the three suspects were arrested soon after.

Both Egyptians gave their address as an asylum hotel in a village near Horsham, West Sussex.

Crawley magistrates' court heard Al-Danasurt is being investigated for suspected immigration offences.

He is charged with two counts of rape, and confirmed his name and date of birth through an Arabic interpreter.

>>215921766
Embarrassing

>>215921766
*sinks the syringe into your neck*
*the gf and house evaporate, leaving the walls of your smelly childhood bedroom*

>>215921797
yea? come do summat

>>215921786
But it’s irrelevant to what I said? I don’t think you read my post correctly

>>215921766
>I am happy I am happy I am happy I am happy

Hate football mongs. Yes Ngubu score that goal for Hampshire FC OI OI!

>>215921773
I put that shit on everything

>>215921813
Read this post correctly - I have spunked inside a few tasty little mixies in my time matey

>>215921818
picked last in PE were you yeah

>>215921794
Wonder what the breaking point will be (if there is going to be one)

might visit my local mcdonlads later

>>215921814
project on

>>215921814
lmfao

Personally i enjoy the football. But cant imagine "missing it" after a week.

>>215921827
Sure you have bud

Happy Friday forum

ᓚᘏᗢ

taking the top bun off a quarter pounder and jizzing all over it

>>215921871
I know I have

>>215921794
leftypol turning a blind eye to this

>>215921873
Would love to kick that cunt through a skylight

Scalp's dry as fuck

Love this

incel cock fighting - instead of roosters, 2 incels entire a circle and attempt to kill eachother until one eventually succeeds. could be big business this idea

got the terraria porn on

>>215921911
How so?

>>215921885
Hope they put a leaky sachet of Franks Red Hot in there and you get it all over your willy

Seething LOL

i was always picked last in PE unless it was hockey which i was one of the best players at

entering the time of year where you leave your window open for some fresh air and 9999999999999999999 flies and mosquitoes instantly enter

remember in primary school when I had two girlfriends at once and would walk around holding both their hands at the same time, should’ve known from them I was born to be a shagger

SportsBet is the number one app for having a crap

mad how my premier league football knowledge is stuck in like 2008 since that's when i grew up
where's west brom gone

Forest v Chelsea 12:30pm kick off

PENNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG

another successful spelunky 2 run (second time for today)

>>215922001
back home to the championship

my sources are now telling me that man has indeed kicked ball. more info to come

>>215922048
your sources are shite, he is GOING to kick the ball he hasn’t kicked the ball struth

Yes, you heard it correctly. The man will in fact be kicking the ball again from tomorrow.

not allowed to give blood because of foot and mouth but when i get asked at toil to join the company blood donation thing and say i can't it makes it sound like i have aids or something

>>215922054
naughty little flutter that

glod

the only thing 4chan is good for are the football match threads, that’ll be the only thing of value lost when we’re booted off

>>215922064
not interested in such trivial minutiae as i’m not a gormless imbecile hypnotised by such bread and circus charades

>>215922054
Dont know who that is

>>215922103
/sp/ is a shadow of its former glory. An absolute shithole like the rest of the site now.

>>215922082
dude has a farm disease omdz

>>215922108
no no, I’m sure you’re solving all sorts of problems of higher importance, I bet you’re really making a difference and not a pasty little bag of bones who’s afraid to leave his bedroom yep

>>215922132
was baiting for a hatting not this zoomer shite ffs

>>215922128
anyone born in the uk between 1980-1996 can't in a lot of countries
we just can't rule out the possibility

>>215922125
Largely agree, it was still a good laugh in the run up to the last euros. The England aspect to it on /sp/ is/was decent

>>215922154
afraid that's the best i've got lad, i'm tired and my wits are dulled at this hour

Friday chaps, no toil tomorrow so get in

>>215922194
your wits are dulled at 10am? i think you have glandular problems

peeling big pancakes of green biofilm off my shower screen and eating them

Don't even have the words to express my pain and suffering anymore. I am curled up in a moist latrine, shivering as I gurgle and murmur.

>>215922253
get to work u fucking waster

>>215922211
working Saturday and Sunday me

>>215922259
Posting this from my desk.

>>215922274
alright then

>>215922253
Are you short and ugly?

>>215922287
I am

already christmas eve in australia

>>215922274
why is your desk in a toilet?

>>215922287
No, I'm 182cm and attractive women have been attracted to me. Just traumatised by life

>>215922264
GRIM
what do you do?

>>215922305
What happened?

shitting all over the toilet

feels like an insult when euromillions says you’ve won a prize and you log on to see £5 .. yeah .. cheers..

>>215922212
Do white people have more defined palates than monkeys?

>>215922321
traumatised by life

>>215922326
was this the bloke doing all those horny indian tweets to underage twinks

>>215922342
Remember being exciting and opening the email with nervous anticipation only to learn id won £2.50

>>215922296
Grim yankified bogan neighbours have had plastic skeletons hanging off their street trees for a fortnight now

>>215922353
yeh. whole thing was swept under the rug by Liebour

>>215922353
that's the tip of the iceberg

wot if slobodan milsovicic stayed in power and reformed yugoslavia

I had to put you into this thing, or you would never let it happen.

sick of it

>>215922307
I toil

>>215922301
Just a metaphor for my feelings about life
>>215922321
Raised by mentally ill retarded parents, both dead by my early 20s, constantly experienced bullying and social alienation, some deserved, most not. Capable of waging and keeping myself clean and tidy, but I'm totally emotionally dysfunctional and struggling to cope with being emotionally isolated

>>215922449
cheer up mate :)

UM where is diego x

Just walked in on my friend taking a shit lmao

>>215922471
was he naked?

>>215922471
how was the smell? did you see his knob? how big was it

>>215922449
speak to a counsellor then

>>215922455
Mfw

>>215922515
you have fat eyes

>>215922496
Have done many times, one told me there's nothing they can do for me, the others tried but never meaningfully helped me. Reckon I'm done

any London man fancy a bum?

ok

screaming

>>215922525
Yeah got a fat body too

nathan acting out for attention like a little 4 year old girl

sir am bottom

Lucked out being a darker haired germanic redhead rather than one of those pale irish ones

What's going on here then?

installing viruses on my desktop pc

>>215922612
turbo virgin attention seeking

>>215922612
bored 4chan addict desperate for attention

Liverpool vs Man United lads

I dunno about this one you know, Liverpool been shaky

>>215922612
am bottom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR0wyxef05Q&list=OLAK5uy_nPZHENOYaglrpUyxlOMMKcF9_ueCtgqjE&index=2

shadowboxing in my SCB with the rocky theme on hyping myself up to walk to maccas

>>215922482
No

>>215922484
Didn't see his knob or the poo, didn't really smell

got a fee

ever piss yourself while drunk?

>>215922709
is that your coffee this morning lad? looking good

>>215922650
get the ekitike started get the goals scored get the isak sold to Arabs

>>215922719
Once when I was 18 in first year of uni. Predrank on a 3 litre frosty jacks bottle topped up with ribena and vodka and was on the 2 for £3 jagerbombs in Oceana. Didn't feel like I was totally steaming when I got back to bed but woke up and I'd pissed mesen

Anyone got the source on this >>215794763

Might go to a Chinese massage parlour

>>215922728
yeah, too expensive :)

>>215922798
my mate dave just havin a laugh

>>215922731
need her to beat me up and make fun of me

wanking my little acorn cock with my thumb and forefinger

had to fight off a microsoft hit squad that was sent to update my PC to win 11

on an incel toil walk around town

first time i put the heating on this year
am i a pussy

>>215922897
in the future you might be snatched off the street and sent to a work camp when you do that

wanted to have a nice and long wank but spaffed to quckly

>>215922913
yea
just put on a sweater nigga

puttering at an incel walking around town, everyone laughing as he goes

friday scrandle is something else

>>215922928
>sweater
We don’t have these

americans be like
sweating here in my sweater and sweatpants

>>215922956
my mistake
a rooty tooty warm wooly

what's her endgame?

>>215922939
rorke's life is like a movie

don’t like Americans who meddle in our politics
FUCK OFF

>>215923024
The duality of Rorke, either a huge strong shagger or a tiny virgin

>>215923020
>her

Hello /brit/ how's life treating you today?
Are you looking forward to your weekend?

>>215923054
something philosphical in that i reckon

no wonder so many leftypols are gangling freaks

they're calling him rorkeypop small cock

*bobs, weaves and shadow boxes in the middle of the thread*

>>215923074
Freaking jerk!

Week off toil for me next week
Got to sort out one thing before I finish and cannot bring myself to do it

>>215923096
*admires the display of athleticism with a pint in my hand*

>>215923114
ktimmers

>>215923064
kill me

smoked a cigarette once while drunk

>>215923134
No, I'd rather not I would get in trouble. What is bothering you?

sucking a fag nice and deep in my garden right now

5 nigger kids and 1 white kid on This Morning
So this is diversity

>>215923186
bloody sick of it

>>215923064
I’m alright just working, looking forward to some chill time over the weekend

>>215923064
Working from home, finished my work already and I'm just lying down occasionally jiggling my mouse with my foot

am bottom

>>215923186
>>215923202
If you tried harder in school maybe you could have been on This Morning

mental how much better I feel without nicotineberg, caffeinestein and alcoholwitz yet brainfeld roars out for all of them

I was on Granada Tonight once as a kid

And If if weren't off this morning you could be on This Morning as well!

bollocks are sweaty

got curb on

Like Allison Hammond a lot actually (not in a sex way)
>>215923228
Nobody worth anything ever goes on This Morning mate

If you tried harder in school you wouldn’t be watching this morning

black niggas love they long words for simple things

>>215923238
imagine if you combined them all
i know alcohol energy drinks exist and there's something called a nicotini cocktail but i don't think anyone put them all together

when I was unemployed I would be on the sofa from 10am-1pm? From Monday to Thursday wanking to Holly Willoughby on This Morning

>>215923315
she's nothing special

In my defence it's just on the telly for noise while I toil away on the lappy

>>215923287
you must be a regular on it then

>>215923204
Same, wfh is great especially on Friday. It already feels like you're away from work and just winding down. Got most of the work done, just have to keep an eye of the emails coming in.
>>215923203
Sweet. Toil has been fairly stressful lately, feels like everything that could go wrong has gone terribly wrong. Always looking forward to a weekend of chilling at home with nothing to do besides playing videogames, napping and eating good food.

>>215923355
>I must feel good no bad thoughts must feel good no bad thoughts

screaming

amnada holden looks more bogged everytime i see her

>>215923352
2016-17?
You’re insane

Every British person was forced to learn and commit to memory the phrase "the future is bright, the future is orange" and then in 2015 orange went away forever and it's been wild times ever since

was once on the bbc (in the background amongst a crowd 400m away from the camera)

>Holly Willoughby is nothing special
my days

whose clit do i have to suck for a life like this

>>215923394
phone and internet are with orange

>>215923405
she really isn't, i've seen better birds down the pub

>>215923371
not everyone in the midst of an existential crisis mate pull your head up from the gutter

>>215923371
Ktimming

You have to be lobotomized to watch British telly and find it entertaining

>>215923422
yea? Drive past it often do you

>>215923415
I'm with ee

I like Police Interceptors

>>215923422
She isn’t now but back then when she was thick she was gorgeous if you think otherwise you’re gay sorry

Zoomers won't know this but in the 90s British television was better than the Yanks

raping my arse with an orange

>>215923456
>customers no longer able to sign up for Orange tariffs
the whole world is getting orange tariffs these days hehe

>>215923371
me when i'm doing my ritual posts

>>215923478
Alri Andy Parsons

reminds me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj2oXMdZ4sk

>>215923456
my future is bright and orange

Saying you want to shag Holly Willoughby is the most boring basic Deano statement that every Deano says

Trapped in a hole of my own digging

>>215923525
for good reason

oh wow he doesn't want to shag willougby he's well cool and different

Suckling an indian

Toillass watched a 'really old film' called Layer Cake last night

Wow, He Moves in Her Own Way.

>>215923525
that's Emma Watson

remember the orange advert with that joanna newsom song?
svetlana sucks lemons across from me

Trump got Gaze to agree to release the hostages in like 15 minutes and now the PM of Israel is breakin his yap bone explaining why it's no good

She's a drag, a well-known drag. We turn the sound down on her and say rude things

>gaze
Very high and tired.

Right, well that's just not on is it

>>215923614
well obviously, he needed those hostages to justify his genocide

>>215923614
>>215923617
>>215923621
>>215923632
4 non-Brits, Americans of probably not Mayflower stock either, chatting it up in my British Culture Forum.

>Very high
ktim when I'm on a plane

>>215923608
aye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS1R39ackrk

>>215923643
>Americans of probably not Mayflower stock either
difficult to read

doing a DANCE!

>>215923643
We possess British Values

>>215923679
>We
foy

>>215923643
canadians are snow brits

They're known as Mayflowers because they frequently bloom in May, though its season can start as early as April. It's real name is Trailing Arbutus

ed sheeran's ginger bollocks

https://youtube.com/shorts/fQVJPmxnLWY

American police seem to be angry and scared all the time and treat American citizens like badly behaved children, and all because everyone there is terrified of being shot

>>215923679
Oh, this will be fun.. this will be a lark for sure. Go ahead Rorke. Tell me about these "British Values". I've got all day.

>>215923728
shagged ellie goulding tho and god knows who else

>>215923705
she'd def get it

get the cocks destroyed

>>215923706
primrose name is from prime because they're first to flower

>>215923705
she looks quite similar to my gf, build wise and some of the facial features and hair

>>215923756
up the back door?

Found a tune.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbKYu7y0PMU

>>215923785
in her fanny? yeah.

need a girl in a tricorn hat

DTFIC hasn't been here in a few days.

>>215923774
You don’t have a girlfriend

>>215923751
Obsequious obeisance to the lanyard wearing managerial class

>>215923857
freak lol, how warped do you have to be to think people don’t have girlfriends it’s the most normal thing in the world

got 2 weeks off work and shan't be stepping foot outside for the whole duration

>>215923899
/brit/feel is leaking again, SAD

>>215923899
>to think people don’t have girlfriends
I don’t think this.

i can think of at least 5 things more normal than having a gf

>>215923905
giwtwm

>>215923907
so just me then, I’ve been with her for 3 years lad and she looks similar to that girl. I’ve had quite a few girlfriends actually, sorry to tell you

>>215923371
me pooposting on /brit/ as a 34 year old male

>>215923936
Weird that you feel the need to mention her randomly when it’s completely irrelevant to the post you replied to. Just seems like the same thing my mate used to do back at school with his fake girlfriend

>>215923965
we are on a forum for posting random thoughts my little mate, no one asks people to post about their poo screaming but they do it, why are you upset

got an ingrown hair on my pubis region

fucking hell

>>215923705
Quentissential povvo face

Umsey Umhan

putting gazpacho in S tier is crazy its fine but its basically salsa

why did Roxanne have to put on the red light

Toilberg cautiously announcing he doesn't fancy black women

>>215923979
No ones upset except you fella

hurry up and get bored

>>215924021
where's heinz cream of chicken soup

>>215924039
Ah that’s crazy my girlfriend says that all the time, my girlfriend, I have a girlfriend

>>215924025
because she was a prostitute

>>215924034
Stellar, let me know when you’re ready to end this uncomfortable conversation so I can have a wash to remove the stink of having interacted with you

>>215924044
My gf loves that soup she had last night, I have a girlfriend

>>215924021
colcannon isn't a soup
wtf is this shit image

>>215924021
Wtf is "Grandma's Chicken"

>>215924107
thats what your grandad calls his cock

>>215924089
lots of hispanic fellas named angel
you're a dimwit

poo chumble

>>215924132
had a girlfriend called angel once

>>215924123
And that's considered an "S-Tier" soup then is it?

so many mong brained /brit/ posters so little time

lads seething

>>215924162
your da was born wasnt he?

>he was tryin' to buy more sand for his hour glass
>but i wasn't sellin' any

>>215924158
That’s crazy my girlfriend says this all the time

>>215924107
Basically the soup you make after a roast dinner

thats emmyank done

his mind? Raped

Dave's fact of the day:
Doctors have successfully transplanted the head of a money onto another, but it only lived for a few minutes...
Another one of them for you tomorrow

>>215924021
Onion soup is mid