Thread 215923730

Name a more wholesome country than Switzerland

>protip: you can't

>>215923730 (OP)
>le heckin guinea pigs
>showering past 22? NEIN NEIN NEIN

>>215923750
cringe

>>215923730 (OP)
I kneel. We have much to learn from Switzerland.
Did you know they have a direct democratic system? Meaning they have polls about the actual political issues instead of elections for politicians and parties to decide over those issues.

>>215923730 (OP)
Why was Switzerland able to avoid war?

>>215924226
>We have much to learn from Switzerland.
This is correct.

>>215924334
Because they upheld their neutrality unlike some countries today *cough* Finland, Sweden, Ukraine *cough*

>>215924420
But realistically, weren't they relying on or favoring companies from some other country?
I believe there were countries that disliked that favoritism.
Also, were there no countries around Switzerland that simply wanted land or slaves?

>>215924226
>Did you know they have a direct democratic system? Meaning they have polls about the actual political issues instead of elections for politicians and parties to decide over those issues.
yes and this is where it took us
democracy is a disaster

>>215924553
shut the fuck up crosscuck
you're just mad you can no longer hoard all the gold and offshore accounts that you always did while already being rich as fuck by plundering nazi gold in the first place
literally go fuck yourself, gaddafi was right, switzerland needs to be dismantled and its territories given back to their rightful owners

>>215924519
No, they didn’t favor anyone. They shot down both Axis and Allied planes that entered their territory.

>>215924778
How did it fare economically?
For instance, did it treat all countries fairly in matters such as imports and exports?

>>215924961
Very well. Turns out, doing business with other countries instead of throwing shit at one another is very lucrative.

Cayman Islands

>>215924990
For example, switching from trade with Germany to France because French goods were cheaper, or raising tariffs to counter price hikes on products.

>>215925152
France surrendered almost immediately, Takeshi. Switzerland was entirely surrounded by the Axis for most of the war.

>>215923730 (OP)
We have similar laws for a lot of pet bits and rodents.

>>215925178
>France surrendered almost immediately
I'm pretty sure you're talking about WW2, right?
I'm not very familiar with WW1.

>>215925215
>bits
birds

>>215925215
>pet bits
Swedoids are keeping brits as pets

>>215925178
Wasn't Switzerland actually a convenient buffer zone for both Germany and Italy?
Wasn't it because, even when allied, you never knew when a country might become an enemy?

>>215924226
Every country should be like this. They use sortition instead of election of representatives, which then form citizen councils. Americans already use this for pocking jury members Idk why they never think about adopting this in their politics.

>>215925324
>>215925242
Germany and Italy were allies. I have no idea why you think WWI is relevant to this discussion when it was just a monarchist retardation that Switzerland had nothing to do with being a republic and all that. Switzerland has been neutral since forever and the only time its neutrality was violated was when Nap*leon invaded and created a puppet government there for like 6 years.

>>215924420
Why should Finland be neutral?

>>215923730 (OP)
swiss has protestant mindset but they don't have germanix autism

>>215925425
We deserve to be loved too

>>215925313
Don't tell anyone and I will ship one to you.
English, Scottish or Irish?

>>215925414
because they said so themselves until they conveniently forgor

What happens when one pig dies? Do you get a visit from the Swiss police?

>>215925437
english and cute plz

>>215925541
Gender?

>>215925557
i said cute so male ofc

>>215925430
but i love germany thoughbeit

were I Swiss I would get a bunch of guinea pigs, and then start butchering them in satanic rituals and leaving the remains around major urban centers (all legally of course whatever fuck you fbi nigger reading this) in order to make a political statement about how everyone in the country is a retarded faggot

>>215925575
Ah sorry.
I'll ship one after the weekend in a box with air holes. Make sure you feed and water him on arrival but let him acclimatize to his new surroundings before you attempt any petting.

>>215925491
>>215924420
it's not possible to stay neutral if a rabid aggressor like Russia is your neighbour

>>215925811
>Make sure you feed and water him
i will make no promises

>>215925825
I will only ship one. Make it last.

>>215925816
>rabid aggressor
>so far only attacked 2 neighbors out of 14, both for breaking their neutrality in favor of selling out to NATO

>>215925968
year 5 of special operation starts next february