Thread 215924220

I wish i could pet a brown eagle edish

wa la

>>215924220 (OP)
My girlfriends got a brown eagle, my girlfriend, I have a girlfriend

Morning lads! morning nathan, another day of perpetual virginity is it wahey

finna air fry a pb&j

>>215924220 (OP)
because you're a retard

alri lads. haha you'll never guess what my gf said to me this morning. ah actually I can't say it here but I definitely have a gf

mad how gay i am

why are most of you so boring

>>215924289
um

Someone explain which credit card is best for a high earner that travels frequently

Been out with my gf the last 3 weekends on the trot, went tobogganing, beefeater for a shite meal and last weekend ice skating. We’re not doing anything this weekend and I will watch football in peace thank god

>>215924288
ye ma
>>215924289
ye da
>>215924324
ye na

>>215924324
is grok broken

>>215924324
I should ask my gf because she’s got a few credit cards I might do that for you, ask my gf

>>215924308
We know the end's coming, no point trying now

>>215924324
ask martin lewis but i assume american express

Can one just get council housing instead of paying rent to greedy Boomer landlords? Would be like a cheat code if possible.

>>215924361
get over it or stop posting

I've been lifting for 1-2 years so I'm not weak, I was doing a bench press with two 20kg dumbbells and this fat girl just got on the bench next to me and mogged me to fuck by blasting the same exercise but with 25kg dumbbells and more reps

felt utterly humiliated, like the whole gym was just laughing at me

um.

Hi /brit/ I'm curious to know, how much do you spend on electricity per month? Is electricity that expensive?

>>215924429
you’re trolling aren’t you, 20kg dumbbells after 1-2 years an 8 year old could mog that nevermind a women

>>215924429
No one was looking no one cares. More importantly how have you not progressed in 2 years

>>215924359
Thanks mate
>>215924376
That's what I assumed but it's a bit of a minefield

It's bait you mongs

>>215924427
why are you so angry? get up and do something with your life youre obviously not happy.

>>215924429
>I'm not weak
If you can't bench your bodyweight you're weak. And I doubt you're 40 kg lmao.

>>215924442
I’ll ask my gf she pays the electricity bill, my girlfriend

thread it's full of boring trolls
made by a boring troll
I'll be back later maybe it will be better

>>215924429
Life is unfair bro I went to the gym 5 times a week for years and still struggled to put on muscles. I'm naturally very scrawny, fat people have more potential for growth.
But don't feel bad, just do your best and you'll improve over time

I’ve broken heathernonce, turns out he was one gf post away from his mind melting today

>>215924450
>>215924457
this was towards the end of my workout, but she was there before I arrived so it doesn't make a massive difference

only excuse I can give is that I don't have long breaks after every set. most people waste loads of time in between sets and I think she was but I don't know desu

>>215924402
only if you're brown

>>215924516
What were you eating

>>215924514
lay off the marlboros tough guy

>>215924433
Maybe the real racists were the friends we made along the way

going barbers

>>215924532
>don't have long breaks after every set.
How long?

>>215924532
Fair enough lad, eat more food and lift heavier even if you have to drop your sets by 2-4 reps

on thursdays i always like to put in extra effort at work so that friday is smooth sailing and i can watch videos all shift

>>215924391
A new one

>>215924543
3000-4000 calories including 100g of protein. Checked my sleep schedule too, took creatine and everything. Went 5 times a week for 2hrs sessions, only compound exercises and a few isolation near the end of the workout.
I should mention that although I barely put on weight I gained a lot in strength. I weighed at most 65kg and my BP went from 40 to 80.

>>215924577
For me it's treating everyday like Friday and letting my teammates pick up the slack.

>>215924568
Less than a minute, I just want to get on with my workout. I do 16-18 sets in 30 minutes or less

>>215924257
>rich people are smart

>>215924611
>100g of protein
that's definitely not enough

>>215924624
I used to take at least 2 minutes, try to wait a little longer and see if it helps

if you dont have a gf/wife then something is wrong with you

>>215924624
double that session time and focus on lifting a bit heavier with good form. Double your break time between sets

>>215924644
Most data I read was 1 to 1.5g per kg of bodyweight. I was closer to 2g. Keep in mind I'm a scrawny freak I only weight 55kg for 1.8m

>>215924660
Bro woke up and chose righteous honesty!

wot if ya mum ran on batteries

>>215924660
tell this to the freak who had a breakdown over me mentioning my gf in passing lol

>>215924624
That’s just retarded do 2 minutes

>>215924674
>55kg for 1.8m
I can't even imagine what this looks like

I surrender to the pain. I kneel.

>>215924662
>>215924699
Why
surely it's better to have less break time?

>>215924680
Think your mum does cause she fucks like the Duracell bunny

hungry, but I'm on a diet

>>215924680
duracell would own the means of my dindins production

>>215924660
>tfw literal child
grow up dumbfuck

>>215924725
Non-expert here I only lower my break time if I'm struggling to do the next weight up

do i put a frozen sausage roll in the oven for dinner or order takeaway

>>215924725
You’ve been doing gym for 2 years and can’t bench 40kg don’t question what I say just do it.

>>215924660
been there done that

Basically couldn't even allow myself to marry because despite being an emotionally disturbed attic creature I have a conscience. Wouldn't be right to falsely present my best self to a woman, for who would marry me if I did not hide all the rot and decay.

Don't exercise or have a gf so this is all irrelevant to me

Socialism emerged as a healthy, Aryan, racialist and antisemitic response to the merciless exploitation of European workers by capitalists in the 19th century.

Marxism was invented by jewry to turn European workers into international ethnic mush and human material for capitalism, by poisoning socialism into communism.

it's kino time

driving a poo

>>215924788
same

the young gentleman cooked
straight bussing, so to speak and no word of a lie

>>215924801
good film

>>215924801
Boooooring

oops got a warning for being racist
sorry janman

>>215924771
can bench it comfortably after doing 16 sets of chest workouts actually.

I was doing 25kg in both hands (50kg in total), doing 5 sets of 6 reps to start. Could probably do a lot more with a barbell. pipe down yeah?

UK minister derails hopes of Wales receiving £4.6 billion owed from HS2

>>215924801
a flaccid kitsch imitation of superior classic film noir

>>215924716
Ever seen pics of concentration camp inmates? Some people are just built like that.
That's why I got into the gym, I was ashamed of how I looked and managed to put around 10kg of mostly muscle, made me look completely different. But that was before covid and now it's all gone. Don't care anymore desu I still exercise but only to stay healthy and mentally sane.
>>215924725
You need a good break to push yourself more when doing sets. Volume doesn't grow strength well, you need fewer sets, fewer reps but more weight woth more rest. I was doing 3 sets of 5, then 6 then 7 before going back to 3x5 but with more weight, with the goal of being right at the edge of failure at the end of every exercise. One more minute of rest is worth the extra rep you can squeeze out, but you don't want to wait hours either, 2-3 mins is best.

about time I get out of bed then

>>215924835
this deus ex?

Ceremonial Monarchy is stupid. I asked Gemini if the King could just use the castle guard to putsch the parliament and it was "no, they would not follow that order".
What is even the point, then?

housemate borrowed my phone because his wasn't working and I forgot about the tranny porn I had open in another app
don't think he saw it but frankly I don't care if he did

>>215924897
why would you do that?

>>215924844
Yeah you’re trolling, got too obvious on this one

>>215924898
Ye the remaster

we should really have a funeral for diego

>>215924788
>>215924806
vermin, does a favour and whack a trip on so we know to avoid conversation with you both BETTER YET find a forum better fitting of your social standing. Cheers & piss off

bit embarrassing isn't it? all this hoo-ha over these israeli football fans. whatever the outcome it's not a good look for our country

think the CIA is funding youtube and media to cover and interview drug traffickers, especially focusing how they're just normal blokes and they made heaps of money before getting caught, in order to encourage people to facilitate the international drug trade

>>215924899
looks nice

having negative thoughts about the government

>>215924899
continentals wouldnt get it sorry

>>215924953
of China and Russia I hope

>>215924947
Did they have another chimpout?

>>215924953
10 years in strangeways for you matey

>>215924947
What's happened now

might buy a telecaster

plugging up my ears and nostrils with fresh shite I scooped out the septic tank

actual GOATED series
I’m putting you lot on here
You are welcome

you know when a girl you know and keep an eye on via Instagram goes on holiday and you’re waiting for the bum picture but it never comes, that hurts

not a fan of keir starmer and most politicians really

>>215925043
good lad
tele>strat

>>215925054
Don't know any girls, sorry

>>215925071
yeah I knew that before buying my strat, it's a nice guitar, just not for me

minge

>>215924920
brekky innit

Right then lads, time to finally do the thing

>>215925077
ktim

>>215925088
why did you buy the strat then? are you going to sell it?

>>215925077
ktimmington

>>215925117
didn't have a guitar at all for a few years, had never had a start before so I thought I'd give it a go. yeah probably gonna sell it

racketeering a poo

How often do you use your horn when driving?

>>215925148
Only when the other driver is non-white

>>215925148
every day, London is hell

>>215925031
Got banned from their upcoming game at Aston villa

>>215925148
Rarely, I prefer flashing people

I'm not racist but I might be a bit pro-racist.

>>215925148
I just hold it down and only release temporarily it to say thank you

I'm racist

recovering from yesterday's bout of anxiety by alternating between lying in bed and reading
hopefully it fucks off entirely so I can enjoy the weekend

>>215925148
never, weak and submissive you see

>>215925148
about once or twice every trip

>>215925208
Run it off mate

Time and discipline lads. Time and discipline.

>>215925188
absolutely done that nosy bastard

>>215925247
ain't got either

>>215925219
ktimmershire in 2 years

sausage roll in the oven, dinner sorted in 40 minutes

Don't know how long I can keep the lies up, they're getting away from me

>>215925208
you need some fresh air

need some new socks

>>215925148
much prefer to roll down a window and yell WANKER me

>>215924899
what do they mean they wouldn't follow that order what the fuck would an AI know, if the guardsmen thought parliament was wank they'd likely follow that order, basically all military swear an oath at the beginning of service to protect the monarch and their successors

for me its les paul shape guitars in a chill colour like off white

I want to empower the virgin freaks among us but they seem nasty and bitter. It’s a real shame

>>215925234
can't run, have shin splints and a bad hip from an old injury
>>215925286
I toil outside so I get plenty of that, if anything my desire today is to just enjoy being warm and comfy all day

>>215924899
Exactly. Get rid

>>215925332
i get shin splits whenever im active and i just power through it, eventually you get strong enough that it doesnt hurt

>>215925280
Wowza, thanks for showcasing my comment. I didn't realise it got 402 votes!

^3^

free harlod shipman

>>215925148
A horn should only be used when the vehicle is in motion to warn of imminent danger or to avoid potential accidents. It is an offence to use your horn to signal annoyance, or aggression, or to when the vehicle is stationary.

bill stickers is innocent

>>215925372
probably one of the ones that'd taste the best out of the ones i've seen you post

>>215925422
someone Will this cretin

>>215925372
love your posts lad

>>215925450
Cretin is an ableist slur and unbecoming language for a gentleman.

had laser eye surgery yesterday lads

someone here said I'd regret it but I'm mostly recovered already, lights looked weird at first but not anymore. All I can notice is just a slight haziness on bright text on dark backgrounds atm. Can't wait to go for a walk in the english countryside with my hound

>>215925372
:D

>>215925473
Done that uncouth cunt

>>215925485
err is that dogberge OK? >>215925485

*Curls up in a rat infested bin and closes eyes*

>>215925422
Wish someone would tell the cunts driving past my flat

What's the greatest British invention of the last 5 years?

>>215925519
the gay porn dance

>>215925519
Celebrity Traitors on BBC1

>>215925519
Google.co.uk not working?

>>215925519
Poo

>>215925514
ruined it

Love my mum but find it so awkward to talk on the phone to her

>>215925519
bradleyposting

Mental how we’re basically a fleshlight for israel

>>215925542
oh sorry

>>215925585
been about since at least 2015

>>215925583
Iktf. Sick of making conversation with her, she just wants to die, has nothing going on in her life and only wants to talk about topics that upset me

>>215925485
How long do you have to wear sunglasses for btw I heard you have to do that? Also how good is your vision now? I heard sometimes people can even get better than 20/20 vision like 20/16

>>215925519
Charlie Bigham's Brasserie range

>>215925607
>she just wants to die
Sad thing to say about your mum

so lads any plans for the weekend?

>>215925629
Football
then going to stay with my gf on Sunday

>>215925629
wank
poo
play the new pokemon

>>215925629
None of your business given I don't know you nor do I want to

>>215925629
gooey caramel cookie cluster bites with almond cream dip

>>215925629
Wanking, cinema, football, wanking

>>215925622
Yeah? She says it herself every time I visit her. & I don't blame her

MY GOAT

>>215925629
Visit mum Saturday. Laundry & gaming in the evening. Sleep in Sunday, prepare for a fishing trip. Monday & Tuesday annual leave, go fishing. Tuesday cry myself to sleep.

omg

what was your first ever date like lads? I have a date this weekend with a girl from hinge, she’s really pretty and I’m nervous as all hell

>>215925445
berries with grapefruit is very nice

>>215925613
I'm not required to wear sunglasses at all, just if I feel. I'm wearing some now but just to stop me touching my eyes. Vision is great, I can read shit fucking miles away, not a great metric but that's all I've got. I need to go back in later and they'll test them again so I'll have proper numbers then

>>215925709
why cry yourself to sleep seems you've got a fun set of days planned or is the crying due to toil looming on that tuesday

you lads want some McDonald's free food codes?

screaming gay poo

>>215925629
nothing until sunday when i see the gfberg
i asked my mates in the 'oup 'at if they're free but they're either busy or just ghosted me. i hate it when people do that. really triggers my autism

>>215925747
I’m good thanks

just seen a deliveroo man going the wrong way up the one way street

>>215925735
Dunno never Ben on one

>>215925703
Is this "Gary's Eats"?

hi everybody!

>>215925773
hi dr nick

>>215925735
NullPointerException

>>215925765
you’ve never met up with a girl even once? Forget the word date I mean the first time you met up with a girl, what was that like

>>215925773
hello mate

wrong way down a one way stree-eet

>>215925742
What vision did you have before the surgery? Also what kind of laser eye vision was it? I reckon within the next decades eyeglasses will be for thirdies and it'll be seen like the monocle in the west, just outdated, maybe only sunglasses will remain

>>215925747
this is a scam to get my mcdonald info isn't it

>>215925744
Yeah as you say, toil

>>215925773
alriiiiii
*shoves a pint in your hand and claps you on the shoulder*

>>215925629
might work out a bit

need a gf

>>215925791
No. Never even had any friends who were girls

>>215925791
No. Never even had any friends who were girls

>>215925828
mean
not nice

>>215925763
WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE WAY STREEEEHHHET

>>215925849
we heard you the first time

>>215925844
>>215925849
wtf. Therapy would be good for you

>>215925844
>>215925849
wtf. Therapy would be good for you

>>215925862
You lost.

>>215925629
I'm going to buy a tube of pringles and then eat all of the pringles

I watched my father die and felt nothing but fascination at the process.

wtf

>>215925882
>>215925880
wtf. Therapy would be good for you

wish i had my own office at work so i could fart in peace

Chinese are so based. Zero fucks given. They do this on both coasts and in the Caribbean and around africa

feeling a tad blue

what stickers do you have on your car lads?

>>215925901
incredible image

>>215925880
>>215925882
>>215925910
wtf. Therapy would be good for you

starting to think I need a purpose beyond just toiling and sitting on /brit/

starting to think I need a purpose beyond just toiling and sitting on /brit/

>>215925937
find a good women

>>215925943
am incel

>>215925927
extremely doxxable info

botbergs going bananas itt

nigger or something idk just trying to fit in

>>215925901
>>215925928

hate them

nathan has resorted to mimicking, poor show lad. mimick my post lets share your name far and wide

>>215925867
That wasn’t me
>>215925880
No it wouldn’t

stop posting the ugly reddit cartoons ok because it's ugly litter
it's littering

>>215925954
stop being incel

>>215925954
stop being incel

rorke balling up his fists and pacing around his room after this one

>>215925735
Went on a double date. My friend was getting with a girl, but the girl was uncomfortable being alone with him so it was made into a double date. I tried to kiss her because I'm autistic. She was looking down at her phone and I tried to lift her chin up to kiss her but instead accidentally put my fingers in her mouth so she just got up and ran over to her friend and they both left. Looking back, she showed ZERO signs of even remotely liking me. Also laughed at me at one point when I said lego was cool.

>>215925963
all that and couldn't even beat goat herders lmao

>>215925998
cheers for this lad had a good laugh

since i dont need to work to make money anymore i've started going around doing odd jobs for old people, only charging them for the materials and doing the work for free

keeps me active and its rewarding as fuck

>>215925998
let you spastic

>>215925998
I have died from cringe

>>215925963
you better start learning mandarin

>>215926022
old people ruined this country and should suffer

>>215925735
went round to a girl's house who I knew a bit and kissed for ages but it was terrible kissing then the next week we stayed over at a friend's house after a party and i touched her boob

might move to the faroe islands

>>215926046
not true

>>215926022
Nice lad. Make Tiktok/Youtube shorts and you'll be a millionaire doing that.

lego is cool

>>215926049
for what reason, also I heard they import south asian brides there

>>215926022
why don't you need to work?

He's got the bradley wiggins reaction images out again

lego is useless plastic junk which shouldn't be allowed to exist
it's kipple

>>215925963
China has surpassed the USA in all aspects since this image was made.

Why did the USA betray us? Why did YOU betray ME?

What age did you lads have your first wank?

>>215926065
nobody's denying this, but you don't ever fucking say this in front of a girl you want to eventually have sex with

those grown up legos that look like flower decorations are cool rest is runtish

>>215925998
all part of the long arduous painful learning experience that is life
then you die
what's it all about anyway lads?

he posts Bradley images to react to cringe girl stories yet has never spoken to a girl himself

>>215925998
At least you got that out of the way when you were young and it was new to everyone. Imagine going through this as a 25 year old lmfao.

i'm a little weirdo

>>215926054
i dont want to profit from it and the only other reason is for attention which i equally don't want, i did think about it from a 'maybe it could motivate other people' but then most people aren't in a position to work for free
>>215926067
cos im a fortunate fella

GENTLEMEN YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS ONE! Everyone type 'us infantry fighting vehicle' into the old google! Though I do warn you! The results may wind up shocking you!

mumberg only got ever us fake legos that were a bit bigger from home bargains or somewhere. got one of those knockoff controllers as well for xbox and my friends laughed at me when they came around but she obviously had got me an xbox and didn't have much money so I was grateful and hope she didn't hear them laughing

>>215926135
in your smelly childhood bedroom?

>>215926135
short and stout
here is my handle here is my spout

>>215926127
DICKHEAD

mental how much I life mog you

sausage roll been in the oven 40 minutes now but i like to make sure its done so ill give it another 5 minutes

what's for dinner? i'm having:
wholewheat bread rolls, containing:
pastrami
beef paste
cream cheese
maybe sauerkraut
and either a can of white claw or a glass of prosecco

>ten Englishmen died at The Alamo
RIP lads

>ten Englishmen died at The Alamo
RIP lads

>>215926174
I found out a few months ago there were some SAS at the waco siege just watching what the yanks were doing, still dunno why they were sent there to do that though seems like an odd thing for the officers to get them involved in

>>215926174
>>215926178
genuinely don't know which one of these was me now

>>215926172
where’s the fucking protein

got a big post lined up for the new thread
it's one for the single lads
be there or be square

>>215926104
I speak to cute girls on an hourly basis in my job because they're my colleagues x

>>215926190
pastrami you fucking idiot

>>215926172
probably be working late and end up with a meal deal for dindins

neets will never have friday

>>215926191
in there and being quare

>>215926192
cap

>>215926190
pastrami and beef paste
loads of pastrami btw

>>215926207
meal deal is usually a good shout

>>215926144
did mummy's inheritance come through

>>215925957
>>215925927
Frieren (on the left) and Aura (on the right) anime girl stickers on the rear door glass of my red 2023 BMW i5 .

Come and find me.

>>215926191
buzzing in excitement
>>215926208
yeah we just have saturdays except it's saturday everyday

any fashion killa man in?

mental how much I mind mogged you

>>215926214
why do you think I'm lying? What part of that is so unbelievable it couldn't possibly be true?

>>215926217
is the meal deal still £3 or has the price gone up, if it's actually still £3 then that's nice of them not to change it

>>215926218
my grandparents owned something that was purchased by the national trust

>>215921629
>>215921629
>>215921629

>>215926242
posting Bradley’s is heathernonce activity and no gainfully employed man would sink that low

>>215926246
it went up, not by much but still

NEW

>>215926269
>>215926269
>>215926269

Have absolutely nothing to do at my.new job
Worried they'll notice and make me redundant or something

>>215926242
think he was just having a giraffe me son, bit of a jape you see

>>215926246
tesco meal deal is 3.85 with a clubcard, fuck that shit just go marks now

>>215926252
oh ok, granny's inheritance then
make sure to spunk it all on funko pops and takeaways

haha guess what he's linked?
it's only the bloody old

>>215926292
*insert bradders image here* (i don't save them)

>>215926172
Sandwiches for dinner? Grim