Thread 215927720

little runts sent FLYING edition

nigger

neoliberal teeth comping in

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

wish non gb flags wouldnt make the news so i can comfortably filter them all

>>215927767
she would get it in about 30-40 years

that white claw's gone right to my head

I don't get this gimmick

Left everything until Friday afternoon again haven't I

What gimmick

nathan posting his autistic pictures again is he

>>215927820
it's called discord nonce trolling

fanny tthere

>>215927810
me:
the background Miis:

No bueno

>>215927851
big aggressive fanny that, not nice

>>215927820
idk who started it or what they are, just find it funny they got blasted ten feet

>>215927865
should've stabled up on monday fuck sakes

if you be posting since 2017 you unc for real
not even capping

>>215927857
nobody has ever appreciated your posts + YNBAJ

bitcoin down 2.10 trillion ffs

>>215927873
pantsu

>>215927767
giving me unislag flashbacks this

would be better to use a real thread and not this one
someone make a real /brit/

>>215927876
you’re encouraging heathernonce :(

>>215927896
this is governments fault
cant have shit

>>215927888
fanny here too

>>215927884
that's when I started and I stopped in perhaps 2021 now I'm back again but on /int/ this time, primarily this thread, then I'll be off and not touch this site as long as I have employment

>>215927903
no clue who that is me same with the fabled nathan or adam or spaino or spaki

if bitcoin crashed to 0 how many people would kill themslves

why do we want these things to breed again?

>>215927925
it’s all the same freak

>>215927896
universal credit form asks if you have any crypto
who on uc is gonna have crypto
it should ask how many accas you have on

>>215927894
this scene gave me a tooth fetish

>>215927720 (OP)
Um(a)

what goes down mjsy come up
Buy crypto

>>215927950
because we need more of these

hurry up and get bored

>>215927938
I'm pretty sure it has actually been the same people since 2017
you never see people talking about just graduating or studying anymore

nth for the baddiedem

What's the deal with that one Australian poster that loves The Simpsons and Futurama?

>>215927884
2004, I've been on 4chan for 21 years
on /int/ since 2010 when it was created

>>215927992
the major freaks are still here, only a handful of them though. Most casual posters have left since then, evident from the decline in quality

what's the deal with the faggy nonce retard club always showing up at exactly the same time

i'm so bored of life recently lads. i need some excitement.

Had an amazing shag last night and today I just feel sluggish and tired. Maybe there’s something to this semen retention business.

>>215928041
it’s one spastic posting on 7 IPs

>>215928006
That's a pathetic looking baguette.

>>215928007
That could be anyone, we're legitimately on the level of brazil or argentina when it comes to liking the simpsons and futurama

janny says: "but the faggy nonce retard club is my friends!"

tonight's pub garms

>>215928068
Aren't the shorter ones named something else?

>>215928043
Join the army

Started going on 4chan in 2007 lol.

bros full time job is /brit/ posting nahh

>>215928092
fresh

>>215928049
there's likely not much to it as I haven't intentionally ejaculated in over a year although I do have wet dreams unfortunately, I do imagine it does benefit you though however not by much. sleep, diet, exercise and not staring at technology too much noticeably made me feel better when I got them right

>>215928043
try this

>>215928074
Never knew that.

>>215928092
looking good mate

>>215928043
see >>215926423 if you've never tried vr
blew my mind
i'm obsessed with it
bit annoyed that nobody told me how good it is

>>215928101
>>215928020
now people say it was a golden age but seeing literally any post from the 00s is extremely cringe

Not one mention of 'Muslim' or 'Islam' on the BBC's live feed about the Villa thing
Managed to sneak a in photo with riot police in the foreground and England flags in the background though

Its over

Might change my name to Pussi Faggoli

>>215928095
I've never seen one this size, I have no idea if there is a word for it. Don't know where these slags are from but I imagine that's all they could get

>>215928145
It was different. Wish I never found this place

might assemble that exercise bike that's been sat in the box for a week and then test its capacity to carry my considerable bulk

>>215928148
are Anglophiles people who molest the English instead of children?

>>215928128
looks a bit gay

>looking at my photos from 2021
>i’m good-looking, in shape, good hairline, pictures with all the different beautiful women i was hooking up with from my college
>open the camera app on my phone now
>i’m a fat single alcoholic retard with a receded hairline and bad skin
actually horrible how much shit can change in so little time

>>215928147
Just don't want thirdie nonsense in my fucking country
If people want to join the intifada or whatever then they can fuck off and join their mates in raghead land shooting their ak 47s in the air. Oh no, actually they fucking won't because if that albanian fella puts enough cash through their corner shop in sparkhill they might get a new RS3 next year

>>215928192
They're Russian but live in Japan

>>215928242
yeah i know you posted this yesterday mate

>>215928124
Not cumming in a year is mental blud

>not wanking for a year
what the fuckery

>>215928261
Slavic women...why do they look so good and why do they age so poorly?

>>215928101
I couldn't get past the home screen in 2007 so I came back 6 years later

cute girl on my course who's a little spectroid laughed when saying women arent virgins anymore when getting marries but she's in her early 20s, even despite covid, and im in my mid 30s, but still a virgin

>>215928304
I just remembered how websites used to have a home page which was just an image and then a link that said Enter

>>215928316
most people lose their virginity in school tbf

>>215928300
Alcohol and long summer sunny days

In 2021 my life was exactly the same as it is now

>>215928316
Very very few people go into their 20s as virgins mate, male or female. People’s opinions here are skewed since 4chan is their main social interaction but it’s a very poor sample.

I'm 36yo virgin

>>215928386
it is over

prods on LITERAL suicide watch
Someone check on the DUP

>>215928284
not for me
>>215928300
people always say that but is it really a true phenomenon

>>215928407
based

>>215928407
my days

manners cost nothing

Just did a thought provoking poo

>>215928407
In 4 years you’ll be able to star in a 2025 remake of the 40 year old virgin

>>215926423
I've not bought these headsets because I know the day I do it'll be over for non-VR porn doing anything at all for me

>>215928524
That the Pocket Monster of the day?

>>215928143
If you must know, Randy and I were rehearsing for a play for the Blandford Recreation Center

the humble celeb wank for me this evening

>>215928428
Rorke already hates Charles for caring about the environment and not hating Muslims

Mate

>>215928522
would be a bit boring i reckon. just me sat at the computer

>>215928547
this is what it looks like

Tonight's scran

>>215928494
what revelation did you get out of it

Friday 3PM time for Jummah see you there brothers

>>215928547
>Center
FOY

>>215928635
I'm reading the Qur'an at the moment out of interest, haven't read many surahs so far but it's pretty mindless, basically just
>This is the word of God, don't be a disbeliever, and do x, y, and z.

why is this the only thing toil drones speak about?
I will NEVER watch this shit
NEVER

>>215928667
That's most of the old testament too it's just more allegorical

>>215928678
I don't own a TV I don't know how TV schedules work

>>215928667
Got to the Zutt bit yet?

watching the UK getting taken over by muslims is pretty funny

just finished Alien: Earth

my verdict? average

>>215928730
they’ll be going back soon enough

>>215928678
Why is it in the news every fucking day? Who cares about some new tv shite?
>>215928688
Well books like Deuteronomy are definitely just telling you what to do, but that's a small part of the OT, although important to Jews.
>>215928719
That's in the Hadith, Muslim fanfiction, no chance am I reading that.

leftypol getting blacked

rasheed getting zutted

>>215928667
Does the qur'an include all the stories of people fucking up and not obeying or is it all just instructions

Where the fuck is Diego?

the net is tightening

I give off Rockstar Vibes

Out here redpilling the povvos!!

>>215928740
Great review, how do I like and subscribe?

The Sufis is quite an interesting book. obviously complete fiction but still.

>>215928746
As I said I haven't read much of it but so far It's mostly instructions and saying that disbelievers will suffer on the day of judgement. When it tries to address the people who claim that Mohammed is mad or just making it up, it just says 'This is the word of God' and doesn't really provide any evidence of it. Muslims will claim it was true because
>Mohammed's friends claimed he was a trustworthy man
>It's very poetic in Arabic

>>215928801
this isn’t a place to revolve your life around lad, people stop posting all the time

>>215928688
Nah leviticus and numbers and some other books in the old testment are like that which makes them the most boring too especially since Jesus undoes some of the rules in them but the rest are either stories of the descendants of Abraham or books like ecclesiastes (my fave old testament book) where it's sort of philosophy, in the case of ecclesiastes it feels rather zen buddhist actually

Muslims taking over /brit/

leftypol thinks the muslims will just randomly drop all their ultra-conservative ultra-bigoted beliefs at some point and become tranny loving poofters like him

glod

ROCKSTAR VIBES

finally got through all the dozens of youtube vids i had open in tabs. now i have nothing to watch

>>215928976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E62iA6KCIQ

Diego could have died at home and we would never know until one of his tenants pays their rent late and gets worried and calls the police because Deegz wasn’t immediately on the blower threatening them with a section 21 eviction

>>215928988
YOU'RE FLAT

>>215928960
GIRUGAMESH

>>215928994
he's a lonely perma-virgin but he still has a family mate

what would you do if a bloke tried to bum rape you?

>I can’t leave here so no one must ever leave her
my daysss that’s stinky

>>215929032
try not to get bum raped

>>215929032
poo

>>215929026
His family have nothing to do with him

need a ballet gf

>>215929032
dont know how a penis could be forced into my unlubed and extremely tense neghole

was so happy today i couldnt help but smile at some points in my walk for some reason. I dont know why
asked a guy(from Libya) where he was from and he looked happy to answer and told me with a smile that his garments were from traditional Arabic/Islam
lot of brown people out today (the main/overall point of this post was that I am really happy for no reason though). the guys with the wife in that religion where they have to cover up from head to toe have cool outfits too

>>215929048
No brainer really

I wish we could go back to the old days of /brit/ where there were weird personalities but they didn't have groups of autistic fixated people constantly talking about them day in, day out.

Here's the most Jewish rat looking person possible telling you why Britain NEEDS to be a melting pot

>>215929092
Jewbergs aren't as cunning as they once were

>>215929085
everything good must come to an end i guess, take solace in a good chunk of these personalities will kill themselves by age 35

>>215929092
and it's everything

>>215928828
Sir Anime Troon

>>215929085
That has literally never been the case on /brit/ you tedious newcunt

>>215929032
bum him right back. see how he likes it

>Friday afternoon
>No BBCspam
He's at prayers isn't he

>>215929085
Unfortunately /brit/ has degraded over time, we had some great people here in 2015-2017, when they moved on slightly less bright people took over and when they moved on it continued as a chain reaction, until you reach today where we have literal idiots as known people who post. It’s like if your captain keeps leaving at a football club, the armband keeps getting passed on to less and less capable people.

R: 0▶
All discussion of politics and current events goes on /pol/. >>>/pol/

i only started coming here last year

>>215929114
no, nothing's as good as it once was
all of everything the world over has lost its shine, this is the dark age

Australian-style points-based system

Australia based

>>215929213
We talked about that for literal years and nothing ever happened

>>215929124
I don't care about the personalities, it's the people talking about them constantly, it's fucking weird. Nobody had people talking about craven and fatcam all the time in the old days. Maybe because namefags no longer post with a name makes autistic people go mental and feel the need to talk about them and point them out when they post.
>>215929157
Mate I've been here since proto /brit/ back in 2013 and there was never cunts like you back then. We never had namefag fan clubs completely obsessed with them and talking about them all the time like we do now.
>>215929171
The amount of schizos also increased dramatically a few years ago, the old /brit/ was great, and I do still like it a bit but it's a shadow of its former self.

Bruvs wearing a trilby

>>215929213
Working out well for you isn't it?

>>215929238
Oh?

>>215927642
couldn't find anything about this are you sure that occurred, what I did hear though is that the SBS monthly newsletter or something like that mentioned they fought on snake island and that it was confirmed there are dozens of special forces over there at anytime, if it's worth dying over there is up to the armybergs but I'd quit my job if I was them

>>215929085
if personalities add something good to /brit/ then they dont have people 'fixated' on them.
only the shit ones have that. perhaps they shouldnt be shit if they dont like it

>>215929238
Nothing ever happens with immigration, politicians are hell bent on destroying this country with it.

how

Being female: +5 points
Being single: +5 points
Being childless: +5 points
Being peng: +10 points
Being male: -10000000 points

>>215929279
harlot elf trying to bait you on an adventure, typically

going out for my 3pm walk

>>215929279
um

always second guessing myself at toil

Don Jr. ignoring my texts as per

>>215929279
thought that was me for a second

>>215929279
zelda has a bigger thigh gap than that

what's the British equivalent of haka?

>>215929269
>there is a group of autistic people posting about 'personalities' who are not even interesting nor use a name when they post
That's even stranger. Honestly I blame zoomers and the new cunts coming into /brit/. I see this in other places, zoomers are obsessed with drama over e celebs and others, there are entire subreddits devoted to people talking about drama over literal who youtubers, it's the same shit.

>>215929280
being male has been + 10000000000 points for me
Slept with 80 women

didnt feel anxiety at all today not even with people

>>215929279
*tears off the kingdom*

marg simpomn

>>215929323
the spaka

>>215929323
morris dancing

>>215929242
How am I obsessed with namefags exactly? Because I made one post about Diego? LOL

imagine blacking out going 70 mph down the highway

>>215929331
That's you cured then

>>215929279
>>215929302

think I'm getting sick

>>215929323
>aggressive dancing
>gets btfo anyway
aiiiieee!!

got a text about a blocked activity leaving my card of £700 to ikea, it's one of those respond with yes or call this number

>>215929358
This is mental illness

yanks call medieval times ancient and it pisses me off

am bottom

>>215929377
>sick
FOY

Sir Am Bottom

>>215929403
post hole

I like the way fancy posh British people say fire. It sounds like "fah".
It's like how an old fashioned southern gentleman would say it.

>>215929403
alri eddie hitler

>>215929429
Why do you say it like 'firrrrrre'

>>215929326
best gimmick i've seen on here so far

remember doug?

>internet connection completely fine yesterday
>now hopelessly unstable, regularly jumping to 500ms ping with packet loss
>nothing works to fix it
ah yes i fucking love everything being a massive ballache for no reason

Rorke gone SEXUAL

sucking a strong black

Love picking my nose and then just flicking it on the floor

>>215929273
Albo does a lot of work on his mobile and senior apparatchiks will have it listed somehere
Remember a few years back there were high def photos of his dog and you could read his phone number off of its tag which would have been a bigger concern because it potentially could have been a private non-burner

literally everyone on the internet hates us lads

>>215929450
virgin media? mine is like that

>>215929479
Nah mate just you

>>215929479
Can you really blame them? Hating Brits is fun and justified

>>215929479
Good

>>215929479
Most of the internet is BROWN

>>215929326
8020!

>>215929429
Not me, I'm a rhotic chad

>>215929479
everyone hates everyone on the internet

>>215929479
Most of the internet is thirdies now

polishing my sabatons

>>215929463
rancid, are you the one who told me he was in seville btw?

Spainnonce on a madone.

Blud's on a cycling holiday with his missus

>>215929568
that zutt meme had massive third world energy think it was 90% indians posting it

>>215929510
hello!

>>215929565
I actually am in Seville but I’m pretty sure I’ve never mentioned that on /brit/. Interesting. When was this?

Sir Grenfell Foyer

Sir Golfball Sucker

I'm in Saville

Sir battybotty chaser

>>215929585
to be fair there was one spanish flag jeet doing about a third of that

>>215929569
He's been off his meds since he got whacked with the banhammer for MLP spam the other night lol

>>215929585
Yeah it clearly was, you can basically force anything with an army of jeets on vpns lol

need someone to hurry up and make a bridget phillipson ai porno

Sir Jimmy Saville

>>215929605
within a week as that's how long i've been on here

If you nuked the most populous areas of India with 20 nukes you’d only kill like 1-1 1/2 million jeets. Hardly a dent.

>>215929026
his family dont talk to him after 'the accident' with his niece he was posting about a year or 2 ago

what happened with those twink prostitutes that tried to burn down Sir Keir Starmers house?

>>215929665
i shagged their arses

>>215929665
>Ukrainian nationals Roman Lavrynovych, 21, and Petro Pochynok, 35, were accused of targeting two properties and a car linked to the PM, along with Ukrainian-born Romanian national Stanislav Carpiuc, 27.

>>215929651
Ah alri, I’m here on my holibobs. Where are you lad? x

>muslims can ban all jewish football supporters
huh
how do they even manage that lol
who is going to stop them? the police?

>>215929665
memoryholed

>>215929665
Didnt happen

>>215928428
CofE is dead

Wonder what it's like being a rent boy, your arsehole is probably so wide poo just falls out.

>>215929715
Why are you getting angry on 4chan instead of doing something about it?

>>215929715
Suspect it will go ahead and be kino

What kind of British accent does Alastair Crooke have
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92avVZTbFOs

>>215929722
That's not good dog behaviour

>>215929745
what should he do about it?

>>215929665
Given a council house and PIP.

>>215929724
It's been over for the CoE
AoC that is an abortionist
GTFOH

>>215929702
Noooo it was memoryholed!!!! It isn't just pending trial!!!!!!!

>>215929715
I think Jewish villa fans are allowed lad

Not sure what else to do with my seemingly quite popular gimmick, blew my load yesterday really

>>215929665
things like that are no longer even that interesting or shocking now as they would have been in the 1960s or something, it's less serious than say the thorpe scandal who was a gay bloke that tried to shoot someone but I feel like if the PM having to ukrainian rent boys set stuff outside his house on fire the scandal would be so large that starmer would have to resign

>>215929707
malager xoxo

>>215929766
>brown eyes
YES
YES SHE IS

>>215929768
tottenham hotsperm too

>>215929766
A face that cries out for a Gorgon like me to kiss it

>>215929724
GAFCON represents half of the Anglican Communion, half of the Anglican church is breaking with the CofE

>>215929762
It's mad

>>215929033
Which gimmick? 80 women?

>>215929766
VERY similar face to my gf

Why do incels constantly fail to understand the extremely basic concept of a news cycle?

>>215929724
Atheistchads keep winning

>>215929724
Press S to spit

>>215929849
every day blends together for them
they don't leave their bedrooms

>>215929498
yep
the wireless range is absolute dogshit as well

>>215929859
Repent

This book is both funny and refreshingly candid. The story of Frankie's life comes with an undercurrent of racial and sexual confusion, seamlessly blending an atmosphere of bonhomie with one of incest. Occasionally becoming a prose poem detailing the torture of Sky News presenters, it remains witty and engaging. It is the perfect accompaniment to a beach holiday and to the strange metallic taste you often get in your mouth.

In My Shit Life So Far there is also an already legendary sequence where Frankie is in a job much like yours and opportunistically murders two women in a motorway service station. This finally allows him to cry about his upbringing. You hold in your hands The Illiad of child murder. This book will make you attractive to hermaphrodites. They will ask you to club them senseless with it.

Specifically remember the month when the terminology changed from "politically correct" to "woke"

>>215929859
>Do nothing
>Win

>>215929837
Hmm yeah if that was meant for >>215929793

>>215929886
do what i did and buy your own router and put the virgin media into modem mode

>>215929906
May 2013?

screaming and wailing at the state of my pointless awful evil incel life

>>215929899
Mad how he got famous being as shocking as possible and then went woke

Imagine living your life getting your internet to your house from something called a virgin box

Utter state of you lot

virginbox is just the unofficial name for my bedroom

>>215929985
>virgin box
I understand it could be confusing for you since this is also what your mum calls your room.

>>215929906
SJW happened in-between

>>215929724
The crucial question is who will have to pay for all the historical noncing

>>215930019
lmao

1. We declare that the Anglican Communion will be reordered, with only one foundation of communion, namely the Holy Bible, “translated, read, preached, taught and obeyed in its plain and canonical sense, respectful of the church’s historic and consensual reading” (Jerusalem Declaration, Article II), which reflects Article VI of the 39 Articles of Religion.

2. We reject the so-called Instruments of Communion, namely the Archbishop of Canterbury, the Lambeth Conference, the Anglican Consultative Council (ACC), and the Primates Meeting, which have failed to uphold the doctrine and discipline of the Anglican Communion

3. We cannot continue to have communion with those who advocate the revisionist agenda, which has abandoned the inerrant word of God as the final authority and overturned Resolution I.10, of the 1998 Lambeth Conference

4. Therefore, Gafcon has re-ordered the Anglican Communion by restoring its original structure as a fellowship of autonomous provinces bound together by the Formularies of the Reformation, as reflected at the first Lambeth Conference in 1867, and we are now the Global Anglican Communion

5. Provinces of the Global Anglican Communion shall not participate in meetings called by the Archbishop of Canterbury, including the ACC, and shall not make any contributions to nor receive any monetary contributions
from the ACC or its networks

6. Provinces, which have yet to do so, are encouraged to amend their constitution to remove any reference to being in communion with the See of Canterbury and the Church of England

7. To be a member of the Global Anglican Communion, a province or a diocese must assent to the Jerusalem Declaration of 2008, the contemporary standard for Anglican identity

8. We shall form a Council of Primates of all member provinces to elect a Chairman, as primus inter pares (‘first amongst equals’), to preside over the Council as it continues “to contend for the faith that was once for all delivered to the saints” (Jude 3)

>>215926269
>>215926269

>>215930031
How do you post this without the tummy

he's done it again linked the old to get us to assume it's the new

Rirke exposed

>>215930019
done him

Never saw the point in arguing about denominations, been a faithful christian all my life and never engaged in the catholic/protestant shitflinging

god loves all his children even if they're rosary rattlers

>>215930068
The devil's art is in his trickery

>>215930019
done him over

>rirke
my days

bradley bait

that bloody rirke up to his old tricks shagging all the women again

>>215930173
>>215930173
>>215930173

>>215930173
>>215917491
>>215917491
New

well get it fucking made then

>>215930102
knew a non-denominational really cute girl who has a rosary

>>215928629
Me and my mates used to buy the same sort of thing as this from the corner shop on our way back from school and when we went under this big bridge we would lob them at the wall and watch them explode. I say me and my mates but I was probably the only one buying them. Maybe did it three times before the novelty wore off. No idea why I did that, only just remembered it now.