Thread 215932192

Rorke as a youngster edish

>>215932192 (OP)
he won

>Tesla Stock Rises as Market Looks Ahead to Earnings With Optimism
1 day ago

glod

That’s rirke

bump

>>215932158
Is this one in the freezers or with the others?

shut your brown ass up

>>215932250
where they off too then

gimmick idea: strawpolls where we all vote on whether people who do a certain kind of post should fuck off and die
inspired by the time we did a strawpoll on who likes spainlad and it was 90% hate (as expected) and it utterly rattled him to pieces

>>215932192 (OP)
he did her
>>215932250
the gyaldem waltzing into the new thread

>>215932223
true
+1. -2

As it would happen it's nearly tea time in the mental health ward.

Fuck all clue what's for dinner

>>215932192 (OP)
he needs to go in jail

my arse is brown actually. from all the poo

>>215932192 (OP)
how do people watch more than 5 seconds of this staged slop

>>215932301
alongside all women?
you're right that would be a laugh actually

need a gf (fit therapist)

>>215932242
>but take away the chargers
because you might hang yourself with the cable?
grim
hard not to be comfy when you're in bed with a phone or tablet though
get well soon anyway, and i mean that

+1 to my arse self-rape count

Going to adopt a pseudonym for my extended duration on the ward

>>215932242
what are you in for then? mental facilities fascinate me, what do you have to do there and what are the people there like

right that's 5 o clock i'm getting pissed

>>215932346
go back to r.ddit you failed human being

lol

>>215932374
and youre just as bad for [the society]. you live a shit life too by the way

>>215932374
Bodied that cunt

>>215932395
rage on nigga

>>215932272
my house to all have sex with me

rorke wearing shorts in october

>>215932357
Tore up a Co Op in South Wales claiming MI5 were turning me into a sleeper agent.

Was literally too much to handle for the first ward that took me and they transferred me after a one day stay due to my behaviour.

Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Pushover Incels: They mistook my kindness for a weakness!

>>215932374
watch him change it to Mental Health Laddie or something kek

mad how some birds pop a vibrating toy in their pussy and go about their day to day life

dont let me leave murph!

You lads reckon Aisha keeps her minge spick and span?

I Installed Android on my Iphone to make 4 Chan better

Irritating little runt

Can’t go because there is so much trafffic EVRRYWHERE I WANT TO KILL MYSELF I HATE BEING STUCK IN TRAFFIC ALL MY LIFE

>>215932431
not right to be going around doing that to pigeons mate

Just got battlefield 6. Can’t wait to play it for an hour then never play it again

spraying myself with cologne despite not leaving the house today.

the absolute state of you newfags. you are everything that 4chan was against

>>215932437
not sure but the one thing i do know is that 190 will never know!

>>215932437
>mentally ill commie slag that admitted to not showering regularly
err gonna guess not mate

>>215932431
don't think this is true

>>215932419
are you actually schizophrenic and that was a bad episode
>>215932428
accurate

>>215932419
sometimes think i'm just a few bad days in a row from saying fuck it and drinking a couple of litres of spirits and losing it to that degree

>>215932478
Ok.....

>>215932437
nurses in a hospital would need to be clean as.

except for when they've just been shagged by one of the porters in the break room

>>215932497
>>215932499
kill yourself

>>215932437
probably used to but now shes a fat depressed burned-out nurse so i bet its a sweaty jungle down there

>>215932374
>>215932497
screaming

that feeling of panic when you remember you've got a delivery coming today and haven't checked on it's progress in about an hour
then you check and it's still on dispatched

>>215932489
>>215932511
>>215932521
Got a proper stalk on now

>>215932263
Freezer. It was next to a salt and pepper one. Will try mine tonight.

>you are everything that 4chan was against
Holy shit what a faggot lmao
Gayest fucking sentence I’ve heard in awhile

this spainos new gimmick then?

jar of pesto for tea

>>215932491
Psychotic, turned the ward I was then on into hell on Earth for the staff.

They sent me to their version of the ICU and literally just bent me over one day against my will and stuck me with botty juice. Alas, my freak days are over and I'm cured

need a wee

so what,for
a million reasons why

yessssss boys
works finished

>>215932542
So it would seem...so it would seem

>>215932496
shit i put that in the name field for a laugh then decided against it
didn't mean to actually put that name in haha but seriously i am exercise bike lad but i'll stick with anonymous if that's alright

when a mentally ill potential shooter incel is hospitalised aisha is obligated to shag them in their hospital bed to save lives

Katie opening the door without socks so the delivery man can see dem toes

t. the delivery man

>>215932541
mousenonce takes this place way too seriously.

A good gimmick would be to poll /brit/ on a near-daily basis on how they say certain words, examples which come to mind are 'via' (via or veeah) and 'urine' (urine or your-eyen)
I have too many dogshit gimmicks going on or I'd do it myself but you can do it alright

namefag edition, tonsil stone lad and shagged 80 birds lad will be here shortly

>>215932555
the fuck is botty juice, also what are the characters like in your mental ward, what are they in for and what are they like

tobermory, scotland

>>215932579
can you stick to that name so i can filter you cheers

>>215932596
ramen or ramen

Is this the right board?

let’s make this place a fucking madhouse tonight let’s go mad

lest we end up becoming like where youre from

get your anus out on webcam

>>215932552
stir it through some pasta or a can of tuna

never wipe my arse because i simply never need to
if your poos are so sloppy that they literally leave residue and chunks around your arsehole you have a shit diet, end of

>>215932608
tober

I cant install github

>>215932533
Cheers m8

>tomato on tuna
hello runt
beyond material/worldy poverty behaviour

>>215932635
i just poo in the shower and stomp it down the drain.

And what, pray tell, of Pooey Bumhole Lad?

>>215932641
True...

>>215932635
poo will always leave a stain of some kind
what do you eat

evening, any young lads about

>>215932617
i don't just post about my exercise bike
i do loads of brilliant posts
you fuckers have no idea how hard i carry this general
in fact, i'm going to go do some stuff and get drunk now and you all just watch the quality of these threads plummet

'ri lads

>>215932642
You need to install the .BAT file

>>215932555
have you ever actually tried to stop being such a spack and just being normal?

>>215932604
Literally a needle loaded with an anti psych.

Other characters are mostly alright, most people stick to themselves. There's one who thinks sector 17 is a place and that life is a video game maze, have to share a dorm with three others and the other two know how to just make it through the day except this cunt

>>215932688
hai uwu hihi ^-^

ist nicht gut

>>215932674
sure you're not thinking of pooey lynx lad?

all the kids born in summer are retarded
dont know why winter is a month like this. the world is screaming at me PLEASE HAVE SEX in a few ways

>>215932374
bisected that nutcase

>>215932705
The irony

Braindead comedy or action films for after the pub later lads?
Watched and forgot the new Naked Gun last week.

>>215932733
2 disconnected thoughts

he's talking a load of bologna

i gotta get outta here

>>215932608
>The main street consists, for the most part, of humble, two storied houses many of which attempt to achieve some measure of gaiety by prinking themselves out in crude colours and by liberal use of pink wash

>>215932710
are there any cute girls that are tired with bags under their eyes? or is it male only?

>>215932751
Ok
Enjoy

it Alright !!

>>215932677
>what do you eat
oh all sorts

they should put male and female psyche patients together and put the new/improved disorders in new people who are slowly more distantly related to society and thus invisible, then keep digging underground to make something like out of halflife2

>>215932751
Wedding Crashers
The One

>>215932733
>winter is a month
alri spazzer

>>215932751
You should try and pull a girl and have sex

until he posts a pic of his ward I will regard this as another shitty spaino gimmick

I’m just a happy go lucky lad

>>215932608
What`s
the

Story

In Balamory .. Ok !! .. I Get
it !!

>>215932759
I was born in the summer
which makes me more of an empath and outgoing person rather than being a person born in the winter with a high IQ

a pic of his ward I will regard this as another shitty spaino gimmick

this is the perfect hairstyle and face-shape for a woman

a spaino gimmicky goo

>>215932833
looks like a bloke

>>215932789
if you were a 1800s psychiatrist in charge of a mental hospital you could do this but nowadays the WOKE have ruined absolutely everything.

>>215932836
a spagimmygoo

>>215932751
Mr. Bean Episodes ..

Bean The
Movie ..

Mr. Bean`s Holiday !!

>>215932821
lol wtf are yuo going on abuot

mejiro tober wife >.<

my mates birthday is christmas day. must be quite shit 2bh

>>215932804
Is it so mad to say I'd genuinely rather watch a bit of telly with a snack then sleep through tomorrow morning.

show yourself nathan

>>215932847
clown

>>215932852
I would definitely get a job to buy a mental ward patient (female) (to have sex with)

flicking my mr bean

>>215932868
your friend ..

is!!

snata claus

toil done
made myself a fennel tea
going to play some rdr2 until i can't keep my eyes open

I'm 33, I'm in my prime!

that is bad but what if it was like a dog? I would still have to go out to work and leave them alone in there

>>215932831
wait that's true those we need the mental health lad to take a pic of his mental hospital room with a timestamp or it's just nonsense
>>215932885
you likely wouldn't have to buy honestly, prisoner/guard and patient/carer shagging is something which goes on more than it's found out I reckon

spaino just announced in the /brit/ discord that hes planning something devious

>>215932885
Bit rapey

>>215932904
it's over unc

>>215932904
make like jesus and murder yourself

>>215932904
I’m 33 and way past it, 21 was prime

>>215932928
not if theyre lobotomized

footy's back this weekend

>>215932855
the yank one is absolute toss no no no
french one is a kino tati tribute though

>>215932904
Only prime you're in is Amazon prime mate

>>215932927
It`s Ok friends ..

We Can

join

forces and Destroy
him !! He`s Worthless !!

how old were you lads when you did your first wank?

yeah or just gaslight the mentally ill person into wanting it
then its not rape

mousey should be given absolute control over every facet of the country's government.

>>215932988
33

>>215932860
kill yourself anime nonce

>>215932901
hope you stuffed up and accidentally made a fentanyl tea

suspect is 28, has neoliberal teeth and goes by the name of nathan, over

>>215932998
we should exterminate the Jews

>>215932635
this. I only use one paper to confirm that it's clean and on rare occasions when it isn't I just use wet wipes

>>215932988
dont know how to

>>215932988
13, it was to the bikini pages of mum's Avon catalogue

>>215932901
lovely comfy rdr2

>>215932973
GOOOOAAAAAAL

mental illness is hot they should just have their mental illness

how do i get Premier League Streams With No Ads on github

toast is on

odds: butter
evens: sardines and mayo

not a fan of these horse girls because anime girls always associate with sex and only a sick fuck would want to fuck a horse

Former altchan brit man. Why not /bant/? I remember it being added and seeming a good britfeel place. And did int never have IDs?

desperately need a bipolar schizophrenic suicidal gf

Mad how we can't just solve our problems by murdering other people. Imagine how much easier life would be

>>215933089
u don’t want that, you think you do but you don’t

nice try to get me to talk about horsesex

i'm a sick fuck i like a quick fuck

>>215932927
>discord
The petty shit people get in trouble with on likes of Facebook and Twitter but you feel alright getting on Discord for this stuff is mad.

>>215932608
get them renovated

can't get away with how piss easy my job is. i literally just got paid to go for lunch

>>215933089
t. mentally ill biopolar schizophrenic suicidal girl
I want this

Time is ticking. You know what must be done.

>>215933074
watchsports.to some stuff on tv.garden
I'm a car drive fast fan not togger but should do you fine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jORq1N2ty20
!!

might download assassin's creed III and play it

don't like discord, it's full of evil people i reckon

>>215933140
sounds good but you're also not developing any skills which can be useful for future career progression

>>215933187
doesn't get more real than this

use traps to instantly cut grey squirrels in half instantly and painlessly

>>215933180
NOT ARSED

>>215933187
ktimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>215933219
start doing this when you think someone is watching you and youre checking whilst going out of FOV

Defra should give mousey a gun and a job culling grey squirrels

>>215933179
part of a few wanking discords and there's some right weirdos there

>>215933273
cant just go out with a gun shooting them, they will just breed more. but I should be allowed all of this

all hail mouseGOD

>>215933089
I had one ten years back. It was crazy horrible.

But i'm ready for another.

>>215933279
everyone in there is weird.

>>215933287
whats your suggestion to tackle the grey menace then?

give me a gun and let me go out and shoot some grey squirrels and stuff. I am responsible, and know what not/to shoot. I mean just for fun as well. just because I want to

like airsoft?
A lot of sites shut down around covid, sad. But the amount of land for outdoors games is quite expensive.

it is insane how you need a computer to wank

>>215933304
ever shag her up the arse?

poo screaming some skinny crackers head off with a nuclear nigger screech

>>215933318
I wanted the quartz-glass and clay based claymores but I got a notification saying that glass isnt allowed in explosives even though you could combine the glass with things, or etch them, and make bombs a lot more effective

If you trap a grey squirrel, it's against the law to let it go.
>>215933327
You don't. I just imagine you.

give mousey high power assault rifles and explosives then let him loose in the woods

first piglets in blankets of the year have been purchased
VERY tempted to scran them tonight doing a dip into mustard

>>215933353
and cages as well as needles

>>215933319
You can legally buy a bb gun and start doing it

>>215933397
An air rifle is easier to get.

put lead in the X chromosomes in grey squirrel sperm to make the female sperm heavier

i see people saying england is worse than bulgaria now has it really gotten that bad
im from kent but a poor area so there was never any goodness or riches here to fall for just loads more nons walking about

>>215933369
love me pork but never really liked them. prefer my sosigs and baquon separate

>>215933418
I don't mean for hurting animals, just the UKARA being so obtuse compared to air rifle purchase is a mild thing I care about.

and then bind something to the lead later

>>215933419
Doctor Octavius wasn't this fruity

>>215933418
bb gun is air rifle to me, airsoft guns are the ones that shoot plastic to me

shoot down planes with LEGO surface to air missiles and crash them into the grey squirrels park

>>215933443
grass grass grass
smelly german grass

>>215933369
Got some with me pizza at aldi too, that, fridge raider copies and some rollitos.

i'll be inviting mousey to be with me and my family on christmas day.

>>215933180
clathrate gun next year so dont care for career progression

>>215933158
um
no jester ponies

cut out all of the grey squirrels ovaries

>>215933332
I'm not really into doing anal and she wasn't really but she offered up her arse and I give it a go.

might play c&c red alert later

rorke died today of natural causes

>>215933319
culling greys is pointless and irresponsible if there are no reds nearby to move in and replace them

>>215933494
erotic

>>215933497
why

>>215933494
Me on Christmas day when they bring out the pudding contraption.

>>215933518
I dont care if there are no squirrels, nature will find a way

>>215933474
made fridge raiders fried rice when blootered last weekend

tasted surprisingly nice ngl

>>215933494
UM... b-bradders???

also so the mental health lad wasn't real then cause he left when i suggest to take a pic of his room with timestamp

male toby confused by female toby in heat

So many fit white girls at the train station today!

rorke wantonly murdering every squirrel he sees
leftypol howling with grief "but who will eat all the nuts?"

>>215933549
Yeah. He should have seen that one coming

I hate women but i'm not gay. Quite the predicament.

Why do politicians always look like facsimiles of real people?

>>215932192 (OP)
that kid bodied whores and pornbrained jeets

blow up grey furrets with de ELECTRODE BLAST

>>215933577
lol

>>215933549
Prove you are in Spain.

Lovely bit of squirrel

>>215933496
>I'm not really into doing anal
more a fan of receiving it?

Poo Hitler

>>215933319
You can do that. Theyre classed as vermin. You can trap them and kill them at home or shoot them with an air rifle

>>215933537
That is actually such a shout.

why are pork burgers not a thing?

>>215933609
you have to drown them

The face that destroyed leftypol

just finished work, now what do I do

Kill grey squirrels. Behead grey squirrels. Roundhouse kick a grey squirrel into the concrete. Slam dunk a grey squirrel baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy grey squirrels. Defecate in a grey squirrels food. Launch grey squirrels into the sun. Stir fry grey squirrels in a wok. Toss grey squirrels into active volcanoes. Urinate into a grey squirrels gas tank. Judo throw grey squirrels into a wood chipper. Twist grey squirrels heads off. Report grey squirrels to the IRS. Karate chop grey squirrels in half. Curb stomp pregnant grey squirrels. Trap grey squirrels in quicksand. Crush grey squirrels in the trash compactor. Liquefy grey squirrels in a vat of acid. Eat grey squirrels. Dissect grey squirrels. Exterminate grey squirrels in the gas chamber. Stomp grey squirrel skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate grey squirrels in the oven. Lobotomize grey squirrels. Mandatory abortions for grey squirrels. Grind grey squirrel fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown grey squirrels in fried chicken grease. Vaporize grey squirrels with a ray gun. Kick old grey squirrels down the stairs. Feed grey squirrels to alligators. Slice grey squirrels with a katana.

>>215933594
Hmmm best way to do that is taking a pic outside but that'd dox where i live maybe if i went to the fridge and took a pic of the spanish products with timestamp that'd prove it though, do you actually care and want it or nah

>>215933605
why are you posting this
you can't post this

>>215933518
Irresponsible how? If the territory is free of competitors the red squirrels will thrive

>>215933279
>part of a few wanking discords
why?
>and there's some right weirdos there
you dont think being part of "wanking discords" is right weirdo behaviour?

>>215933630
banned by woke

Mr. Bean Lego

Ok .. !!

I hate grey squirrels

>>215933646
yeah

>>215933649
never reply to one of my posts again unless you've read it in full

gary eats sex arse

lets .. give it a go !!

>>215933646
I'll accept a fridge pic plus I'm always interested in how people are snackin' especially abroad :3

Save it for the next thread though I think it could start some interesting conversations.

Moved my computer around
Person living opposite me can see everything on my screen now since it's perfectly aligned with my and their windows but I don't care now cos I don't watch porn any more :)

>>215933686
griggers some are calling them

right wokes gone fucking mental this time

>>215933630
https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/collection/pork-burger-recipes

It is?

>>215933704
Hi anons neighbour!

I think they are cute honestly.

hide red squirrels on boats
if (((they))) (DT and China) impose a tariff on squirrels hidden on boats, just commit eco terrorism and do it anyway. red squirrels are far more aesthetic

>>215933651
nothing weird about having a wank with the lads

>>215933722
right then
why have i never seen these in maccers or shops then?

>>215933692
Grey squirrel apologist

>>215932192 (OP)
>some indian
apparently 70% of OF super tippers are white americans

>wanking discord
fuck sake lol

>>215933702
alright but i doubt the interesting conversations part, not much in there

We should all become gay and start shagging each other so we're not incels anymore then just become straight again

Any complete shambles of a man in?

They're talking about you Rorke
>>215932538

>>215933754
not a single one of them under 50

>>215933741
the mcmuffin is basically a sausage burger

for me it's jacob's cracker crisps sour cream and chive

>>215933767
aye

>>215933600
I've had a finger up the arse while a Thai prostitute wanked me off. She covered her finger with a condom and lube. In the moment it was full on, difficult to describe, proper horny stuff, and I spaffed a bucket load. But my arse felt sore all day after. Very uncomfortable. I had to take a load of codeine. It was a fun one off but im not sure its one id repeat. Then again i've not seen a dominatrix yet.

I've never done the Discord thing, don't understand how it works somehow
Is it too late now under the Starmerreich?

>>215933779
you ever tried jacob's ladder?

>>215933704
go on their fb page

>>215933638
Mad isn't it. Just a couple of years ago she would've been crucified for this. The worm has turned.

>>215933767
depends how you define shambles really

>>215933789
>

Still chuckling at this display of British culture

>>215933816
woke realised no one cares anymore

>>215933816
Qrd?

>>215933767
yep
keep thinking about how utterly fucked I am in life. everything is utterly fucked and I have nothing to fall back on. can only escape through sleeping

>>215933735
yeah there is mate

find the grey squirrels the most likely to spawn white squirrels in their lineage; breed them with red squirrels until it works, make them immune to squirrelpox; kill all of the grey squirrels. then they become white squirrels (and government would probably kill them at this point desu). I dont care if there are no grey squirrels but the white ones can stay
they should be made to have much higher rates of spawning whites from grey squirrels. then also export the reds still

>>215933630
I have had a boar burger. (It was not boring)

>>215933825
Absolutely done him there hasn't he

>>215933800
usual internet chatroom shite that's been around for decades now
only unique thing about Discord is that every reasonably active community has at least one extremely vocal tranny

>>215930173
>>215930173
>>215930173

>>215933800
I wouldn't. I was on a discord in 2017/18. It was political and I was in my rorke phase. Turned out a mass shooter was on the same discord. It's possible I gave him his target. Mad bastard killed 50 people. You probably watched the video.
Never again. Discord is full of nut cases.

>>215933825
the instant he was out of his line of sight he forgot he was there

lower the genetic pool for greys (via captivity), in a bad way. then, lower the genetic pool for reds, but in a good way

>>215933859
Corr love sleeping, get some great dreams at times

um

Recycle, reuse.

>>215933898
Ah the New Zealand mosque guy was it

Sir 2,889,468

put mercury in the trees and "golden barely" grey squirrels

Is exercise good for you?

>>215933898
@GCHQ

>>215933824
Na thats not me. And not the Thai 'girl' I was with.
The Thai bird I was with was small, skinny. Didn't have a knob.

get the REAL new made, Rorke!

>>215933962
>Didn't have a knob
Did you check?

>>215933898
>>215933941
yeah i'm sure some british twerp gave the guy in new zealand the idea to shoot up a mosque in new zealand

>>215933898
Girl I knew used to live with Brenton, said he was a weird autismo

>>215933893
so does /brit/ to be fair

out with the old and in with the new as they say

>>215934008
me at the gay orgy

Mental health lad here, I'm being moved wards due to bed pressures

I understand the bump limit and all, but what would actually happen if we all just kept posting past 300?

>>215933898
woah who was that, i doubt you there because a shooter who killed that many would be famous and I can't recall that occurring

out with the pee and in with the poo

>>215933983
you new to the internet mate you can talk to anyone anywhere in the world nowadays cables under the water and that

>>215934028
internet would start to eat itself

>>215934028
nothing. we've went to almost 1000 before it died

*taps the post-count*
ahem

>>215933941
aye thats the one
not sure if i should expect a police chat if i ever go back

>>215933960
i didnt commit any crime. i didnt know that posting articles about the mosques association with isis would give him the idea for a target

>>215933983
im a British - New Zealander expat
not sure ill ever go back to NZ

buy some cadmium and poppy seeds online

>>215934028
you're like the mammoth who refused to run off the cliff and go against the herd

>>215934065
shan't. can't be arsednt

>>215933982
I did a thorough check and munched her minge.

>>215934102
Brother performed cunnilingus on a hoo-ah -

FINE
>>215897780
>>215897780

>>215933991
I never met him in person, thank god. we only talked on discord and he seemed like a true blue Aussie

>>215934030
he is famous
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christchurch_mosque_shootings

do brain surgery on grey squirrels

come on then

in the secret new

>>215934128
right, well

AI will unironically solve the GP shortage because anyone most likely any care worer can do the required checks ( blood pressure, oximeter stethoscope) put it into chatgpt and follow the instructions

ive made the new but im not linking it

I need meth (to get out of bed on a morning)

very strange larps going on today

>>215934132
ah right i only had school shootings to be fair

>>215933816
explain

>>215934168
Evan?

Menstruation is a symbolic display of impiety/irreverence; it is taken to be a discharge of the Body and Blood of Christ. This chiefly voluntary act is one of defiance and should be punished accordingly

IF you’re not in the new then you wernt invited sorry

>>215917491
>>215917491
>>215917491

Finally, the final /brit/

right well this is getting ridiculous isnt it

I'll be in /britfeel/ until you sort it out.

360? 360 posts? mental

make my new nathan you little bitch

*starts crying*

need to be a dog for a therapist/psychiatrist

>>215934254
you do it man get it ready with the 300 second captcha
>>215934261
i hear about this but where is it

>>215934288
>>215934288
>>215934288

hii

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