Thread 215936080

It's Over

English royalty used to be able to fuck little kids… you guys have fallen

Prince Andrew is peak DARK MONARCHY like slay kween! ^-^

Mad how endermen are real

>>215936054
meant for
>>215936015

>>215936122
nah, he's just incompentant.
dark monarchy would admit it and say its not a big deal

>>215936149
munter

>Exclusive: Prince Andrew set to give up Duke of York title
>Prince set to give up all of his titles, Telegraph understands
>Palace reached 'tipping point' following string of scandals
>Duchess of York will simply be known as Sarah Ferguson
>Aides braced for more Epstein revelations

can't believe we'll have to call Fergie Sarah Ferguson

>>215936125
goal posts status: flying
Just casually ignoring the centuries of Islamic violence, conquest, rape, pillage etc.

do people go to the pub during the day?
don't they have work?

mad how fit they are

Prince Paedo

>>215936193
sort your life out pal

>>215936190
'employed woman' went to the pub in the middle of the day a few days ago

Um bongo

>>215936193
would in like 60 years if she got broken down in life enough

mad how funny the old jim carrey films are

>>215936203
should sort his death out instead says me
>>215936224
his boss in Liar Liar is fit

>>215936190
yeh of course
days off, non-standard working hours, unemployed dossers, cheeky pint or two during toil lunch. loads of reasons for day pubbing

>>215936184
every civilisation and empire raped and pilaged.
Muslims never would have done it in britain if there wasnt a push to bring them over hear, and then turn israel's enemies into our enemies

Oh shit

It's Official

>>215936220
Alri Wayne Rooney

Lost my virginity 17 years ago now THATS mad

>>215936254
>ENDS
bro thought it was a telegram lol

report the spambot

>>215936293
unc way to finish your statement

rorke and leftypol on tour

>is the best song in the world in your path
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmYtefifbx0

Is Only Fans a front for the idf? Or a supporter of the idf?

what is the point of the monarchy in 2025? what do they actually do for the country?

>>215936310
I only see two big strong rorkes

Just assume anyone rich and famous has shagged a few teenagers, would be more surprising if they hadn't

>>215936325
dont worry

>>215936310
they are mad gay

still sad about this

>>215936325
the year is irrelevant, if it was set up this way in 1200 it'd still be a shit system and unnecessary

>>215936313
it's our biggest tech company, show some respect

>>215936311
this song blocks your path
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6t8g6ka4W0

>>215936356
>I Want To Die
>Dies
What's to be sad about

>>215931475
It fucking sucks
First OP was way better, but it's fitting that Mori's done the OP for a programme about rubbish haha

>>215936344
yeh but just do it legally. not that hard really

>>215936356
i could have saved her

>>215936224
Dumb and Dumber is great. Love stupid films like that, Anchorman, Austin Powers, Freddy Got Fingered, not everything has to be clever.

another day of being hopelessly in love with the toilfu

>little brother graduated in July 2023
>still hasn't applied for a job

give it to me straight lads, would employers look down upon that?
furthermore, if he does acquire a job - would they still look down upon that as he applies to further jobs in his career?
it's only 27 months

>known for slags
>biggest internet export is slags
pottery

>>215936310
>WOOOWWWW, LOOK AT THEM, SO CLASSY SO OLD MONEY

i want to be a millionaire but i want to eat fish fingers and chips

>>215936410

A "superdog" rejected from five homes for his energetic nature has won an international award for his ability to help catch criminals and save wildlife.

Henry, a 10-year-old Springer Spaniel, has been named Animal of the Year by the International Fund for Animal Welfare (IFAW), which recognises the unsung heroes of animal welfare.

>>215936411
of course they would
first thing they're gonna ask is why he went over 2 years without employment

We were trying different things
We were smoking funny things

spaki seems to be here 24/7

>>215936402
I just love cartoony stuff done in live action, always makes me laugh like a spacker

>>215936313
a front is a seemingly legal enterprise used to hide ilegal activity
OF is a blackmailing tool used to gather compromising info on subscribers to control them if they ever get into positions of power

I've never been to the theatre.
What is a good one to watch
I want to watch a musical I've never seen one

Right, that's the kizza ordered

>>215936429
I already know we don't have much in common, she's still qt af though

>>215936433
based. love dogs me. mans best friends for 15,000 years.
i dont trust anyone who doesnt like them.

I've got gay retard energy

>>215936487
what a sexy dog!! and a a salarydog too...

>Bro you need to have things in common bro
Yeah okay just let me find an autistic girl who likes old strategy games yeah great idea pal

Greggs gingerbread men down the gullet
Two sausage rolls down the hatch
That's tea finished then

>>215936468
book of mormon is very good
also that Harry Potter one

get their little downy fannoise shagged

>>215936469
thank you for supporting the growth of islam in this country. mashallah x

>>215936540
@GCHQ

>>215936540
corr

>>215936487
love them
my favourites are beagles and labradors

>>215936521
if thats your only interest, hobby, or personality trait then i think you have bigger problems to worry about

mad how fit I am

>BREAKING: Prince Andrew has given up all his Royal titles
omds

green

*punches you*
sorry not my fault ive got add adhd
*punches you again*

what happens on the isle of man?

just remembered the time I did that thing

>>215936468
As a kid when I was around 10/11 I had to stay at a pal's house on short notice one time and his parents, both rich doctors, were taking him to the opera that night. They were fine for me to stay at his that night and also to come to the opera.

We went to see Carmen. After it on the car journey home I remember his mum asking me what I thought of it and I said "yeah it was good haha", having no idea what happened at all. I could tell she knew it went over my head and thought I was a retard (which I am).

>>215936592
evil depraved wickedness

Get the olds posted

>>215936592
https://youtu.be/BO7MuBW8k-w?si=ifJMO6lXkVxC5MsR

wish I had a fudging gf

>>215936592
VERY unenglish activities it’s just not right

That's the wank over Daisy completed.
Pretty good stuff won't lie.

cronem pulling up in stolen svrs
its over for katy

>>215936592
you get thrown in prison for arguing with your wife

>>215936592
they're basically like an even worse version of scousers

>>215936638
That's very transcoded

>>215936592
I know two girls from there and they are both quite odd

>>215936659
shut up you ugly perverted freak

>>215936659
just say youre gay and go

>>215936639
https://voca.ro/1drkk0agGVqs

>>215936468
anything by r lad 'speare is decent. not the shitty modern reimaginings though.

>>215936080 (OP)
PRINCE ANDREW, NOW PLAIN ANDREW

>Prince Andrew gives up all of his titles, including Duke of York and his Order of the Garter membership, as he's banished from royal life after fresh string of scandals

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/royals/article-15203029/Prince-Andrew-gives-titles-including-Duke-York-Order-Garter-membership-hes-banished-royal-life-fresh-string-scandals-ex-wife-known-plain-Sarah-Ferguson.html

we At
/Brit/ say

don`t Buy Pocket Monsters "Pokémon" Legends Z-A !!

ok .. It`s

bad !!

Game Freak
are Clueless !!

Hey Marge, look at this country, 'I Love Men'

>>215936310
who tops?

The man will resume kicking the ball in 25 minutes.

the nonce previously known as prince

honestly the day cannot come soon enough when trannies are openly mocked in the streets, kept far away from children and regarded as deranged fetishist freaks again

>>215936708
got a humiliation fetish do you?

>>215936689
Why's it bad mate

on the vino

>>215936701
not even watching it and i'm a /tractor boy/
HATE friday night football

business plan: invent ai

>>215936689
It's fun

prince andrew supposedly shagged a 17 year old which isn't even illegal

>>215936657
didn't think that was physically possible

>>215936700
your flag looks like a bacon rasher mate

>>215936725
invent some real intelligence for yourself first

>>215936732
you can't say that

>>215936701
Prefer it when they throw the darts

>>215936732
he's not being arrested

Just did a really slimy poo

>>215936746
delivered a droll put-down to that ignorant lout

listening to early 80s synth-pop

>>215936732
Mate you're supposed to pretend to be horrified

arse > feet > taint > body > hair/head
haven't showered since monday and my body is making odour in the above ordered potency

OH THE GRAND OLD DUKE OF YORK

the machine elves are telling me to wank off

would

>>215936730
How do they keep getting away with these dogshit games?

Surely the goodwill from manchild autists is going to run out eventually.

Popping down the Paki shop, anyone want owt?

london home of the cockney

>>215936701
a friday night 19:45 kick off? seems a bit unusual

>>215936732
was she fit?

>>215936730
My beloved Croconaw ..

how sad to see ..
In Such
a

Bad game !!

>>215936821
done that clown

>>215936807
pokemon autists are in the same boat as sonic autists where they eat up anything their corporate masters shit out

>>215936732
oh shit, you better ring him and tell him mate

YOU'RE A CINEPHILE I WATCH FAMILY GUY

YES

YES

WELCOME BACK KEVIN PARKER

WELCOME BACK TAME IMPALA

>>215936820
Had to go so millions of binbag women could live there

>>215936802
yeah absolutely would
just look at that picture, it's all there
i'd love to slide my meat snack right in, give me four minutes and we're done
great pizza oven

pocket monster of the day falseflag
the real one loves the modern slop pokes

>feeling depressed about toil
>drink booze
>don't feel depressed
why don't they just prescribe booze for depression

>>215936820
Cockneys aren't English, but are the descendents of Jewish, Romani, and Irish immigrants.
Their distinctive features, such as rhotacism, verbal cunning, sneaky thinking, and their penchant for crime are direct phenotypical results of this genetic mix.

>>215936866
Ktim in ten minutes

>>215936802
wish she'd sell pizza with her poo as a topping

>>215936821
that's when sligo are playing

>>215936468
saw beauty and beast panto at christmas it was alri

>>215936861
I love ALL
Pocket Monsters !!

but the

games Are not All
good

Ok .. ??

reckon there’s traces of Jew in me, I’m cockney and more intelligent than most

>>215936866
they used to give hospital patients a shot of whisky at night to help them sleep

>>215936887
Reckon that’d be quite awful actually lad

>>215936866
ktim every day but I still feel depressed

>>215936879
Why don't we do photoshoots with criminals anymore?

Charlotte Church Sex Tits

>>215936936
tried cheering up?

>I love ALL
>Pocket Monsters !!

need a jenny nicholson wife

Put some respect on this man.
Peng gf loading

>>215936817
4 pint cans of Kronenbourg and a packet of quavers x

>>215936962
chance would be a find thing

>>215936955
alri daily mail 20 years ago

>>215936970
Fair play tbf

jesus christ is my nigga
he's the son of the original G

>>215936605
Aw. We all have had such moments. Do you know what your friend thought?

Wish I made loads of money on crypto when I was a teenager and never worked a day in my life

>>215936996
he was sent down from heaven to elucidate the way that we should be

>>215936866
what's depressing you about toil?
my toil is pretty tough right now but being infatuated with one of my colleagues helps a lot

so many people in here are sad why are you lot all sad? i'm a rather happy guy myself

>>215936817
in spain this is actually sort of a thing and has been for over a decade but it's 'el chino' instead, 'the chinese'

>>215936970
is he roiding?

It's pretty based how King Charles hates his brother

>>215936412
the other one is a VPN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q74fX9CnqtQ

post massive tunes

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760725949961131.webm

>>215936843
He's a Feraligatr now

>>215936080 (OP)
would be funny if we saw rioting like with the ajax match

https://x.com/AyoubKhanMP/status/1978872616279536026

>>215937031
and his son
and his deceased ex-wife
and britain it seems

>>215936963
Sorry Anon ..
MissingNo Is not Canon

Ok ..

Nintendo said !!

But I played The Binding Of Isaac ..

And MissingNo
is
In That !!
It was Quite
lovely !!

>>215936945
modern criminals are just braindead drug dealers instead of your loveable rogues like back in the day

It’s Friday

Toil is over

Now to the pints

you're all fags and pussies and cowards and would run away at the first sign of danger

>>215937009
same my nerdy mate tried telling me about bitcoin in about 2011 but it sounded boring and was hard to buy at the time so I just ignored him and he made bank and has never worked just makes apps when he can be arsed

air fryer needs a bloody good scrubbing

>>215937075
not sure the kray twins were loveable rogues. they were violent thugs

based

when i get depressed i need more sex

The ZYN pouches aren't doing anything for me anymore lads
might move on to the cigges proper

>>215937111
They were loved by the public regardless so he is CORRECT

>>215937100
we are born of a thousand years of wars and conquest, guess again

>>215937111
yeah but they had a certain code they stuck to and would help out people in their community and shit

>>215936080 (OP)
Me on the hunt

What should I watch
What do people even watch now

>>215937096
dont think so

the gf

I want to dress like the guys in the sopranos
extremly /fa/ they all were

>>215937111
they were good boys

>>215937100
yeah that's how people survive

milk truck arrive

>>215937016
toilberg wants to maximise revenue in Q2 and keeps setting shitty deadlines with clients so I'm toiling more than I should be all for my capped pittance of a bonus held over my head when he'll get a bonus that would be enough to put down a deposit on a decent house

>>215937111
They were more like Instagram models or Reality TV stars than criminals in reality.

>>215937100
I'm quite tough actually, been in a few scraps

>>215937144
done him

>>215937151
sad how tony dies at the end woops spoiler alert

>>215937130
>>215937137
>>215937152
>>215937164
nah

>>215937144
Fuck imagine knocking off early from your tech job in Austin Texas and going to get barbecue fuck

>>215936841
LOL

>>215937143
Sorcerer (1977)

>>215937144
I work 6-2:30 foolish man

>>215937188
>tech job in texas
more likely to go get curry

toilers really do be toiling lool

>>215937194
come lad give us a vocaroo don’t be a spoil sport

girl was giving me short boring replies so i stopped responding and she double messaged me finally started putting effort into her replies #womanmoment

>>215937163
shit like this is why I stopped working for a company and switched to a civil service job, at least my employer doesn't care about profit margins

>>215937182
You're wrong and you can stay up all night seething about it. You are and were wrong and everyone else is right you fat incel *kicks sand in your worthless eyes*

pepper's good isn't it
salt too

need a therapist to stroke my hair and talk abou the opioid crisis

>>215937230
get her shagged asap unironically, need to strike while the irons hot

>>215937245
only seasonings you need really

You lads like spooky stuff or no

need a therapist to give me lovely drugs

>>215937245
big fan of salt me

>>215937188
>Austin Texas
That's like the Chelsea FC of the US mate
Gayest town you could've possibly named lmfao

the sopranos is shite
soap opera from a country that doesnt have soap operas

cut all welfare, make all welfare recipients fight in a battle royale
the top say, 30% get their welfare back

Do many therapists offer lap therapy where I put my head on their thighs and just lie there until I fall asleep

need a psychiatrist/nurse to give me oxycontin stroke my ears

>>215937255
next weekend i'll be striking pure iron

>>215937269
Think San Francisco is gayer

>>215937260
>You lads like spooky stuff or no
No I don't I get scared even seeing Oct-ber in my calendar

>>215937271
thats a gay dogshit opinion but id still die for your right to have it

>>215937271
america has soap operas

need to here ziedy's belgian voice on a vocaroo talking about how much he loves black willies

jewish niggas be like, "this pile of shoes is why we get to torture an autistic Swedish girl and bomb women and children in Palestine"

soap operas are a high form of art honestly

>>215937245
salt mogs pepper though icl

>>215937301
good lad, I give you my 80 women shagged blessing and you will succeed

octoberg

>>215937326
i'd rather eat a peppercorn than a grain of salt thoughbeit

Ohhh Brexit Brexit Brexit

twin peaks as well
fucking overrated boring nonsense

>>215937260
sure but not as much as the yanks do

didn't watch the sopranos because tony was supposed to be a tough mob boss but talked to a shrink
what a bitch

>>215936592
Did you know the guy in charge of that place is called the Lord of Mann?

>>215937312
>america has soap operas
As the World Turns
Days of Our Lives
WWE
3 which come to mind

soap operas are just a continuation of the ancient greek and roman theatre traditions

How come Yanks dress as non-scary things for Halloween then
What's that about, just fancy dress innit

if therapy is literally just unloading all your problems to a hot girl while she strokes your hair then sign me tf up

>>215937234
yeah I do miss the comfort of my last job just doing my hours wfh and logging off with never any expectation to do more. if I don't get a good pay rise I reckon I'll go back to something like that

>>215937143
Im watching peep show again

>>215937327
if i go through my phone contacts i'm defo over 100 but there's some in there i have no recollection of

need a therapist to watch black mirror with me
but all I can say in it is "black mirror" and she can talk

>>215937391
just a bit of fun really. a dull incel freak like you wouldnt understand

>>215937347
yeah maybe but I don't know if I'll ever be stuck with those options for a scran

>>215937381
we’re a latin country and peoples

>>215937420
Great post

As someone who has traveled to multiple countries all around the world in my lifetime, including (southern) Brazil, I feel confident in telling you that America is the worst place on earth to be white, to have white children, etc. Maybe Uk and South Africa are worse but that's it.

There are many countries in Asia, Middle East, and Latin America where white people are treated with more respect and dignity.

>>215937026
He took MK-677 at one point so has technically revoked his natty card for life. That said, all it does is mimmick the hormone that signals hunger, encouraging you to eat more.

Based on that pic there is nothing to suggest he has ever taken anything other than that. If he were on anabolics he wouldn't look anywhere near as small as how he appears on the right. Progress looks normal for what he is: a recovering anorexic who is eating more and putting in the work.

That said, the decision to even take MK-677 indicates a willingness to roid one day.

>>215937245
big fan of them both combined

DC and yes indeed would you believe it VR

is george rr martin making this game?

England United go to Extra Time in their 1st round tie in the FA Cup against Doncaster.
2 late goals escalated the drama with Doncaster scoring in the 85th minute and England United in the 89th.
Both sides deserve to go through, but only one can.

i'm a dominate alpha male

>>215937446
I need this instead of breadcrumbs

>>215937445
meme account it's still set for 2026

i dont wana do your dirty work no more

>>215937450
no thoughts behind his eyes

Business idea: a beautiful GF that loves me for me.

>>215937450
would shag her senseless

>>215937453
That particular typo is a big pet peeve of mine and I am glad to know it bothers someone else as well.

need to stroke her hair (forced/self-mechanising)

listening to bossa nova in order to gain some musical inspiration

Mass non-white immigration to Europe is the project of the Jewish-American financial and political elite. Nobody else is responsible. Not women, not boomers, not russia, not "the left" (meanwhile communists kept all of eastern europe white). It's all downstream from the 1945 Judeo-American world order

The American empire flooding Europe with African and Asian migrants is an attempt at making sure these countries sink with the USA and never compete or replace it. No different than a deranged and diseased homosexual injecting a beautiful young woman walking down the street with a needle full of his AIDS blood.

'Alan Carr Dead at 49 in Gay Orgy Gone Wrong in London' - BBC

Thank God for me all my niggas gone ride for me
Thank God for me all my bitches gone lie for me

>>215937455
just remembered that detroit rock city movie

>>215937497
yeah that's a non-starter so I'm out

>>215937497
how about a bf with a hairy pooey arse?

>>215936970
Is this Ebin?

>>215937497
they need to be interesting lad. hot but dull eventually becomes painful.

>>215937309
and i'd kill him for holding it, we're a perfect match

>>215937450
Taylor Sluggish

>>215937546
no one knows who this is

>>215937410
Any fat girls included in that?

Kiss sucked and I instantly lose respect for anyone that says they're a Kiss fan

>>215937580
Sacked Tranny's ex boyfriend

>>215936970
fair enough he's done something but he's lifted for three years as a gymshark athlete and taken steroids for this

Oh this is a Dance album

>>215937605
done more than you

>>215937582
there's a polish one and a syrian one who both had a bit of timber on them but never went full fat cos i can't do it

>>215937588
Good post

>>215937621
not true though

horse gf

>>215937539
cor imagine all their vaginas

>>215937626
Same desu, all mine are nice figured pretty girls

>>215937636
i thought it was dire

>>215936411
graduated in may of that year and have had 3 jobs since then

>>215937539
Hebden Bridge young professionals meeting?

England United lose on penalties. They are 0/3 in penalty shootouts

>>215937667
the syrian one licked my bumhole before she even sucked my willard. she was good fun.

prior results are not indicative of future success

right well I've just got my balls out

>>215937716
well if the manager doesn't put the newer players on just cause they're black maybe the world cup could be won in a penalty shootout

>>215937727
yes they are

>>215937271
you can suck the gabagool from my arsehole m8

>>215937720
Dirty mare, do you usually go into town or more of an app shagger

sports watchers should have their eyeballs gouged out

>>215937737
that was mental
fucking southgate
what a cuckold

Bellend reeks of skips lads

so are we making a new or...?

fuck fuck fuck wheres the new
FUCK

>>215934288
>>215934288
>>215934288

>>215937806
Yeah good stuff pal

sex sex dog

>>215937773
Bukayo Saka went to a school in my town it was the only one with no uniform, he also played at the football club my friend's dad owned, I wanted to play at the club but was the poorest in the friend group that I was the only one not in the club cause mumberg couldn't afford it

>>215937833
>>215937833
>>215937833

uhh!
some very lazy posting going on isn't there?
can we try a bit harder please gentlemen?
thank you