Thread 215937498

ITT: /int/ in 1701

>>215937498 (OP)
my status as a local superpower will never be challanged

>>215937498 (OP)
It's beyond over in my cunt tree
(still is, my ancestors were in monkeydonia)

total t*rkish death
at least the alliance with spain will be eternal

Me, my fine wife Judith, our dear children Nathaniel, Ezekiel, Jeremiah, Joseph, Robert, Sarah, and Patience, and our beloved colored servant Lucillius.

>>215937498 (OP)
Man the new Bourbon monarch is kinda weird, I miss the kings of the house of Austria. Well it is what it is, hopefully the transition to a new kingly house will be smooth.
I love being an American Spanish even if I get to live in this shithole town full of smugglers. Got to save some more money and then I'll be able to move to Perú and see the streets covered in silver ingots with my own eyes.

>>215937620
free your servant

>>215937620
Wish I was joking but in colonial times it was a popular thing to give slaves Latin names for some reason.

>>215937498 (OP)
HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA

>>215937665
>>215937612
It was a nice break of four years but war is on in Yurop again.

>>215937498 (OP)
I actually have zero idea what my ancestors were doing prior to 1789. Probably not so good consider their decisions latter on in their life

>>215937755
growing rice in a shitty paddy somewhere i think

>>215937498 (OP)
The place where most of my ancestors were born haven't changed much since 1400s.

the last indian wars east of the tordesillas line had already been fought, why does señor mapmaker show the brazilian interior as unsettled but he's so liberal with mapping spanish america?

>>215937755
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revival_L%C3%AA_dynasty

Not much going on there in 1701 I guess. Pretty boring period and emperors had no actual political power in that time.

>>215937498 (OP)
Just got conscripted to the Swedish army (it's over).

>>215937805
thats quite nice for the standard at that time lmao. The norm back then was wayyyyy worse and shitty, far beyond our comprehension (war, famine, plague,...)
reading novels and diaries about that time send a shock way to how modern life have given me, the luxury to which no men or women back then can even think of

>>215937885
we where migrant lmao, my guess is that my family might reign from china

>>215937620
>one colored servant
Those amusing New England fellows. Here in Virginia I own twenty Africans.

>>215937899
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_invasion_of_Poland_(1701%E2%80%931706)

Onward to Poland!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XwQufoEwbA&list=RD1XwQufoEwbA&start_radio=1

>>215937946
Here in Buenos Aires there's only one nigger for every two persons, all the slavetraders prefer to sell their stock in Montevideo and Brazil

>>215938049
you just received your draft notice so it's time to go and kill some frogs in Italy

>>215937946
That's nothing. My neighbor Nathaniel has 110 slaves employed on his tobacco farm.

>>215937498 (OP)
Ottomans were so retarded istg
Maybe if instant communications were a thing it would be a different story but what a shame

>>215937946
>>215938150
free them

Does people here associated with their family heritage or the history of the nation that they are currently living in? I just feel like i have no connection with the land, and the people and the history of this whole concept, so assigning myself in the shoe of a concept is quite weird

>>215937498 (OP)
The horse is me and I'm with the horse

>>215938088
nuh-uh, I'm gonna go into hiding and then join the coming rebellion and then get killed because our entire army is an undisciplined mob led by retards

>>215938180
If your ancestors didn't inhabit the land in which you currently live in a couple centuries ago then you are an immigrant foreigner and need to go back

>build me golden churches, golden streets and golden chariots
>sim senhor

>>215937612
Id like to share this piece written by his imperial majesty himself
https://youtu.be/nM8pfx896ig?list=RDnM8pfx896ig

>>215937554
It never existed

>>215938088
Imagine dying by the thousands in an apocalyptic war because some inbreds didn't like that one inbred wanted to put his inbred nephew on another country's throne.

Spain kinda sucks but we have to wait 109 more years for independence.

>>215938304
im watching you

>>215938317
both nationalism and nation are concept lol, i am cool with it tho, just that people make a huge deal about being A or B. Back then it was either kingdoms or small city states

we'll be back one day

my ancestors are farming potatoes in Germany, perhaps conscripted into the War of the Spanish Succession

>>215937498 (OP)
>State-mandated gf
I truly cannot suffer in New France, millions must breed.

>>215938458
a rare couple of years when you are not fighting a war anywhere

The American colonies get dragged into the European war next year.

>>215938452
>just that people make a huge deal about being A or B. Back then it was either kingdoms or small city states
So everybody should act like they just exist with no past no nothing?

ALL OF YOU
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY
WHOEVER IS OUR KING IS NOT YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS

>>215938512
His Majesty distrusts the ill intentions of you Papist French on the northern border of our colonies. Rumors have it you hath armed the Indian savages to assail our settlements.

>>215938657
erm it is

>>215938458
Brave words from someone whose country's existence is because the Bongs and French didn't want you to become a Russian protectorate. If the English weren't so good at naval warfare you'd be speaking Russian today or Arabic after we eventually took hold of your lands again.

Or even more humorously you'd be speaking Bulgarian if Russia didn't stop them from capturing Istanbul because they were shit scared of the Bri'ish beating them up for it. You lost the entirety of the Balkans to christcuck sheepshaggers and they nearly captured your capital to boot. Keep being delusional though https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Lule_Burgas

>>215938738
I don't care about the opinions of fellaheen

>>215937498 (OP)
get drafted to die against corsican vietcongs

t. genoan

>>215938657
Erm, France could become a global superpower so we have to go to war for 15 years over an inbred retard because balance of power o algo

>>215937665
>The Great Northern War and famine caused by the 1709 freeze combined to reduce Lithuania's population by as much as 40% between 1700 and 1715.[3]

>>215938963
sorry for party rocking

>>215938779
You're also a newfag that doesn't understand the concept of /int/ in x year threads. You're supposed to act like you are a citizen of your country in that year or an embodiement of your country in that year. As a Ottoman citizen living in the year 1701, I would have no knowledge of a battle that took place in 1912 now, would I retard?

>>215938829
The European scuffle comes to America as well, albeit far smaller and less bloody.

>>215938963
Do also note that "Lithuania" in the 18th century encompassed much of what is now Belarus and Ukraine and was not exactly the modern country.

>>215938657
It didn't have to be if your king wasn't a super inbred potato and literally deformed so he died without issue.

>>215938779
>Speaking Arabic to insult an Arab
Kek. Insane levels of delusion on display again. Also those same "felaheen" (inherited the classism from Arabs btw) whipped your entire "empire's" army and could've conquered Istanbul if they wanted but again, the cursed Anglos and French stepped in and demanded that we give all the land back or else be invaded by the Bongs, Russians, and Frogs. The only reason you're not speaking Arabic today and wearing a jalabiya is because your ancestors were geographically convenient for Poccnr and Bongistan. No more and no less.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Konya
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Nezib

Why have we stopped burning the witches? O Lord, I apologize for my countrymen, how have we fallen so to permit the existence of these witches and wretched sorcerers in our midst....

>>215939179
i agree but with gypsies instead

>>215937498 (OP)
regiment po cesti gre
pa moj fantič zraven je
pa moj fantič se od vseh spozna
saj zelen, zelen pušeljc 'ma

>>215939245
The Po Valley is a lovely place to get shot in.

>tfw when William III gives me a bong peerage for helping him kill some micks.
Swerve Anglos, his lordship is passing through.

My wife hath died birthing our fifth child. After a period of mourning I shall re-marry her 18 year old cousin Anna.

>>215937498 (OP)
>Iran was so boring that I'm rooting for France here
It's so over.

>>215939156
Egyptian elite spoke Turkish so it's okay

>>215939439
the quiet right before you disintegrate into utter and complete chaos

>>215939500
Nader was giga based even if he went apeshit in his last years.
Karim Zand was amazing too.
It was actually from 1794 that everything began to go to shit.

Last week we Hangged on the Bofton Commons twelve Lecherous Pirates.

im in tejas. there's nothing here. the tall grass is full of insects that burrow under my skin. There are some indians who cover themselves with fish oil to keep the bugs away but they dont want my gold. they come here for part of the year because the only thing edible are small fist sized thorny cactus fruits full of hard seeds.

>>215940041
laugh at new worlders thread now

>>215940041
In Pennsylvania there is not much more than Philadelphia and the surrounding area. Philly has about 2,500 inhabitants in 1701, beyond that is all wilderness.

>>215940076
oh well at least we don't have to be serfs on some inbred's estate and then get whipped into fighting wars for him for retarded as fuck reasons

>>215937612
Have you been in a coma for the last couple of years? The tard is dead and France is Spain's new best friend.

Indians causing trouble again lads

>>215937498 (OP)
oh boy i can't wait for us president john f kennedy to be shot and killed in 262 years

>>215938180
I started feeling connected when I searched for (some) of my ancestors on an ancestry website. I knew we've been here for a while, but I managed to go all the way back to 1755 (as far as records went) and still found people living in the general vicinity of where I grew up (and currently live)

>>215940462
it cant be..

>>215940450
Also here nobody cares what religion you believe in whereas over there you don't have full legal rights at best or can be imprisoned or killed at worst for not following the state church.

Bros... maybe France isn't that bad... In fact, I think I like France now.

>>215940558
My ancestors were Palatinate Germans who came here I believe in the 1740s.

>>215940591
imagine sharing your town with pr*testants, j*ws or something worse

>>215940254
don't go too far out in the woods or you'll get eaten by a bear or scalped by injuns

>>215940591
England is more tolerant than most since the 1689 settlement, however you still do not have many legal rights unless you belong to the Church of England you cannot hold a title of nobility, a military rank above NCO, or hold a government office.

>>215937498 (OP)
>Europeans chimping out
>Again

Sacré dieu. I hope that old nigga Louis XIV dies soon. Dude is a complete despot. I had to flee to this god forsaken shit hole.

Indians won’t stop encroaching on my land either. This place sucks

>>215937641
he forgot taking Indian brides after the latest war

>>215940811
>t. Abraham mintzer from Judenburg

>>215937641
Don't pretend you don't smuggle too. It's the only way to get decent shit when the treasure fleet is too busy fucking around in European wars.

>>215941944
Everyone in New York City smuggles to evade the King's taxes, Manuel.

>>215941944
normal practice in Spanish America, everybody bought English goods illegally and the governors were in on it because Spanish ships rarely visited more than 1-2x a year and Spanish manufactured goods were expensive and low quality.

>>215942020
Thank you for telling me what I already know, yank.

>>215937498 (OP)
KILL THE FRENCH!!!!! DO IT YOUR MAJESTY

>>215938176
Give it about 150 more years and we'll talk.

only 288 years until Taylor Swift is born. enjoy it while it lasts.

>>215937498 (OP)
Damn guys, Spain, France, Austria, Poland and the Ottomans are so powerful, they will dominate Europe forever

Holis compañeros

>>215937498 (OP)
>>215937899
Bro shut up we're winning.
>Danes already out of the war (KEK!!)
>russian army destroyed (KEK!!)
>Tsar Peter ran with his tail between his legs
Give the Poles a good beating for me and we'll be out of this next year I bet!

New York City has 5,000 people in it, the largest town in British North America.

>>215937498 (OP)
would I pretend to be native, european, or to not exist at all?

>>215937498 (OP)
Fucking weather in the north was too spicy I'm glad my ancestors moved to the jungle in the south.

HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA
HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA

When ur trna chill but yo cuziin pull out looking extra thick

>Be Malay Sultan
>Pembangkang marah dengan pemerintahan atasan saya.
>Wypipo land on shores
>Sialaaaaa