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Anonymous United States No.215937498 [Report] >>215937554 >>215937583 >>215937641 >>215937748 >>215937755 >>215937819 >>215937899 >>215938158 >>215938303 >>215938512 >>215938808 >>215939245 >>215939439 >>215940533 >>215941137 >>215942138 >>215943508 >>215944241 >>215944570 >>215944791
ITT: /int/ in 1701
Anonymous Poland No.215937554 [Report] >>215938380
>>215937498 (OP)
my status as a local superpower will never be challanged
Anonymous Serbia No.215937583 [Report]
>>215937498 (OP)
It's beyond over in my cunt tree
(still is, my ancestors were in monkeydonia)
Anonymous Austria No.215937612 [Report] >>215937752 >>215938335 >>215940462
total t*rkish death
at least the alliance with spain will be eternal
Anonymous United States No.215937620 [Report] >>215937665 >>215937706 >>215937946
Me, my fine wife Judith, our dear children Nathaniel, Ezekiel, Jeremiah, Joseph, Robert, Sarah, and Patience, and our beloved colored servant Lucillius.
Anonymous Argentina No.215937641 [Report] >>215941625 >>215941944
>>215937498 (OP)
Man the new Bourbon monarch is kinda weird, I miss the kings of the house of Austria. Well it is what it is, hopefully the transition to a new kingly house will be smooth.
I love being an American Spanish even if I get to live in this shithole town full of smugglers. Got to save some more money and then I'll be able to move to Perú and see the streets covered in silver ingots with my own eyes.
Anonymous Lithuania No.215937665 [Report] >>215937752 >>215938963
>>215937620
free your servant
Anonymous United States No.215937706 [Report]
>>215937620
Wish I was joking but in colonial times it was a popular thing to give slaves Latin names for some reason.
Anonymous United States No.215937748 [Report]
>>215937498 (OP)
HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA
Anonymous United States No.215937752 [Report]
>>215937665
>>215937612
It was a nice break of four years but war is on in Yurop again.
Anonymous Vietnam No.215937755 [Report] >>215937805 >>215937885
>>215937498 (OP)
I actually have zero idea what my ancestors were doing prior to 1789. Probably not so good consider their decisions latter on in their life
Anonymous United States No.215937805 [Report] >>215937938
>>215937755
growing rice in a shitty paddy somewhere i think
Anonymous Russian Federation No.215937819 [Report]
>>215937498 (OP)
The place where most of my ancestors were born haven't changed much since 1400s.
Anonymous Brazil No.215937869 [Report]
the last indian wars east of the tordesillas line had already been fought, why does señor mapmaker show the brazilian interior as unsettled but he's so liberal with mapping spanish america?
Anonymous United States No.215937885 [Report] >>215937938
>>215937755
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revival_L%C3%AA_dynasty

Not much going on there in 1701 I guess. Pretty boring period and emperors had no actual political power in that time.
Anonymous Finland No.215937899 [Report] >>215938006 >>215944241
>>215937498 (OP)
Just got conscripted to the Swedish army (it's over).
Anonymous Vietnam No.215937938 [Report]
>>215937805
thats quite nice for the standard at that time lmao. The norm back then was wayyyyy worse and shitty, far beyond our comprehension (war, famine, plague,...)
reading novels and diaries about that time send a shock way to how modern life have given me, the luxury to which no men or women back then can even think of

>>215937885
we where migrant lmao, my guess is that my family might reign from china
Anonymous United States No.215937946 [Report] >>215938061 >>215938150 >>215938176
>>215937620
>one colored servant
Those amusing New England fellows. Here in Virginia I own twenty Africans.
Anonymous United States No.215938006 [Report]
>>215937899
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_invasion_of_Poland_(1701%E2%80%931706)

Onward to Poland!
Anonymous Hungary No.215938049 [Report] >>215938088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XwQufoEwbA&list=RD1XwQufoEwbA&start_radio=1
Anonymous Argentina No.215938061 [Report]
>>215937946
Here in Buenos Aires there's only one nigger for every two persons, all the slavetraders prefer to sell their stock in Montevideo and Brazil
Anonymous United States No.215938088 [Report] >>215938304 >>215938400
>>215938049
you just received your draft notice so it's time to go and kill some frogs in Italy
Anonymous United States No.215938150 [Report] >>215938176
>>215937946
That's nothing. My neighbor Nathaniel has 110 slaves employed on his tobacco farm.
Ryan the hawk of turmuz Russian Federation No.215938158 [Report]
>>215937498 (OP)
Ottomans were so retarded istg
Maybe if instant communications were a thing it would be a different story but what a shame
Anonymous Lithuania No.215938176 [Report] >>215942593
>>215937946
>>215938150
free them
Anonymous Vietnam No.215938180 [Report] >>215938317 >>215940558
Does people here associated with their family heritage or the history of the nation that they are currently living in? I just feel like i have no connection with the land, and the people and the history of this whole concept, so assigning myself in the shoe of a concept is quite weird
Anonymous Uzbekistan No.215938303 [Report]
>>215937498 (OP)
The horse is me and I'm with the horse
Anonymous Hungary No.215938304 [Report] >>215938432
>>215938088
nuh-uh, I'm gonna go into hiding and then join the coming rebellion and then get killed because our entire army is an undisciplined mob led by retards
Anonymous Argentina No.215938317 [Report] >>215938452
>>215938180
If your ancestors didn't inhabit the land in which you currently live in a couple centuries ago then you are an immigrant foreigner and need to go back
Anonymous Portugal No.215938318 [Report]
>build me golden churches, golden streets and golden chariots
>sim senhor
Anonymous Austria No.215938335 [Report]
>>215937612
Id like to share this piece written by his imperial majesty himself
https://youtu.be/nM8pfx896ig?list=RDnM8pfx896ig
Anonymous Sweden No.215938380 [Report]
>>215937554
It never existed
Anonymous United States No.215938400 [Report]
>>215938088
Imagine dying by the thousands in an apocalyptic war because some inbreds didn't like that one inbred wanted to put his inbred nephew on another country's throne.
Anonymous Argentina No.215938427 [Report]
Spain kinda sucks but we have to wait 109 more years for independence.
Anonymous Austria No.215938432 [Report]
>>215938304
im watching you
Anonymous Vietnam No.215938452 [Report] >>215938580
>>215938317
both nationalism and nation are concept lol, i am cool with it tho, just that people make a huge deal about being A or B. Back then it was either kingdoms or small city states
Anonymous Turkey No.215938458 [Report] >>215938532 >>215938738
we'll be back one day
Anonymous United States No.215938491 [Report]
my ancestors are farming potatoes in Germany, perhaps conscripted into the War of the Spanish Succession
Anonymous Canada No.215938512 [Report] >>215938660
>>215937498 (OP)
>State-mandated gf
I truly cannot suffer in New France, millions must breed.
Anonymous United States No.215938532 [Report]
>>215938458
a rare couple of years when you are not fighting a war anywhere
Anonymous United States No.215938576 [Report]
The American colonies get dragged into the European war next year.
Anonymous Turkey No.215938580 [Report]
>>215938452
>just that people make a huge deal about being A or B. Back then it was either kingdoms or small city states
So everybody should act like they just exist with no past no nothing?
Anonymous Spain No.215938657 [Report] >>215938692 >>215938829 >>215939118
ALL OF YOU
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY
WHOEVER IS OUR KING IS NOT YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS
Anonymous United States No.215938660 [Report]
>>215938512
His Majesty distrusts the ill intentions of you Papist French on the northern border of our colonies. Rumors have it you hath armed the Indian savages to assail our settlements.
Anonymous Austria No.215938692 [Report]
>>215938657
erm it is
Anonymous Egypt No.215938738 [Report] >>215938779
>>215938458
Brave words from someone whose country's existence is because the Bongs and French didn't want you to become a Russian protectorate. If the English weren't so good at naval warfare you'd be speaking Russian today or Arabic after we eventually took hold of your lands again.

Or even more humorously you'd be speaking Bulgarian if Russia didn't stop them from capturing Istanbul because they were shit scared of the Bri'ish beating them up for it. You lost the entirety of the Balkans to christcuck sheepshaggers and they nearly captured your capital to boot. Keep being delusional though https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Lule_Burgas
Anonymous Turkey No.215938779 [Report] >>215939024 >>215939156
>>215938738
I don't care about the opinions of fellaheen
Anonymous Italy No.215938808 [Report]
>>215937498 (OP)
get drafted to die against corsican vietcongs

t. genoan
Anonymous Spain No.215938829 [Report] >>215939031
>>215938657
Erm, France could become a global superpower so we have to go to war for 15 years over an inbred retard because balance of power o algo
Anonymous United States No.215938963 [Report] >>215939015 >>215939069
>>215937665
>The Great Northern War and famine caused by the 1709 freeze combined to reduce Lithuania's population by as much as 40% between 1700 and 1715.[3]
Anonymous Lithuania No.215939015 [Report]
>>215938963
sorry for party rocking
Anonymous Turkey No.215939024 [Report]
>>215938779
You're also a newfag that doesn't understand the concept of /int/ in x year threads. You're supposed to act like you are a citizen of your country in that year or an embodiement of your country in that year. As a Ottoman citizen living in the year 1701, I would have no knowledge of a battle that took place in 1912 now, would I retard?
Anonymous United States No.215939031 [Report]
>>215938829
The European scuffle comes to America as well, albeit far smaller and less bloody.
Anonymous United States No.215939069 [Report]
>>215938963
Do also note that "Lithuania" in the 18th century encompassed much of what is now Belarus and Ukraine and was not exactly the modern country.
Anonymous United States No.215939118 [Report]
>>215938657
It didn't have to be if your king wasn't a super inbred potato and literally deformed so he died without issue.
Anonymous Egypt No.215939156 [Report] >>215939448
>>215938779
>Speaking Arabic to insult an Arab
Kek. Insane levels of delusion on display again. Also those same "felaheen" (inherited the classism from Arabs btw) whipped your entire "empire's" army and could've conquered Istanbul if they wanted but again, the cursed Anglos and French stepped in and demanded that we give all the land back or else be invaded by the Bongs, Russians, and Frogs. The only reason you're not speaking Arabic today and wearing a jalabiya is because your ancestors were geographically convenient for Poccnr and Bongistan. No more and no less.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Konya
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Nezib
Anonymous United States No.215939179 [Report] >>215939215
Why have we stopped burning the witches? O Lord, I apologize for my countrymen, how have we fallen so to permit the existence of these witches and wretched sorcerers in our midst....
Anonymous United States No.215939206 [Report]
>The 17th Century saw the development of two distinct factions within Egypt who continually vied for power - the Faqari and the Qasimi. The Faqari had strong links to the Ottoman cavalry and donned white colours and used the Pomegranate as their symbol. Conversely, the Qasimi were aligned with native Egyptian troops and donned red as their colour and adopted a disc shaped symbol as their banner.[11] By the end of the Century these factions were well established and wielded a significant amount of influence over Ottoman governors. Between 1688 and 1755, mamluk beys, allied with Bedouin and factions within the Ottoman garrison, deposed at least thirty-four governors.[12]
Anonymous Austria No.215939215 [Report]
>>215939179
i agree but with gypsies instead
Anonymous Slovenia No.215939245 [Report] >>215939309
>>215937498 (OP)
regiment po cesti gre
pa moj fantič zraven je
pa moj fantič se od vseh spozna
saj zelen, zelen pušeljc 'ma
Anonymous United States No.215939309 [Report]
>>215939245
The Po Valley is a lovely place to get shot in.
Anonymous Netherlands No.215939342 [Report]
>tfw when William III gives me a bong peerage for helping him kill some micks.
Swerve Anglos, his lordship is passing through.
Anonymous United States No.215939399 [Report]
My wife hath died birthing our fifth child. After a period of mourning I shall re-marry her 18 year old cousin Anna.
Anonymous Iran No.215939439 [Report] >>215939500
>>215937498 (OP)
>Iran was so boring that I'm rooting for France here
It's so over.
Anonymous Turkey No.215939448 [Report]
>>215939156
Egyptian elite spoke Turkish so it's okay
Anonymous United States No.215939500 [Report] >>215939603
>>215939439
the quiet right before you disintegrate into utter and complete chaos
Anonymous Iran No.215939603 [Report]
>>215939500
Nader was giga based even if he went apeshit in his last years.
Karim Zand was amazing too.
It was actually from 1794 that everything began to go to shit.
Anonymous United States No.215939783 [Report]
Last week we Hangged on the Bofton Commons twelve Lecherous Pirates.
Anonymous United States No.215940041 [Report] >>215940076 >>215940254
im in tejas. there's nothing here. the tall grass is full of insects that burrow under my skin. There are some indians who cover themselves with fish oil to keep the bugs away but they dont want my gold. they come here for part of the year because the only thing edible are small fist sized thorny cactus fruits full of hard seeds.
Anonymous Austria No.215940076 [Report] >>215940450
>>215940041
laugh at new worlders thread now
Anonymous United States No.215940254 [Report] >>215940827
>>215940041
In Pennsylvania there is not much more than Philadelphia and the surrounding area. Philly has about 2,500 inhabitants in 1701, beyond that is all wilderness.
Anonymous United States No.215940450 [Report] >>215940591
>>215940076
oh well at least we don't have to be serfs on some inbred's estate and then get whipped into fighting wars for him for retarded as fuck reasons
Anonymous Colombia No.215940462 [Report] >>215940586
>>215937612
Have you been in a coma for the last couple of years? The tard is dead and France is Spain's new best friend.
Anonymous Canada No.215940491 [Report]
Indians causing trouble again lads
Anonymous United States No.215940533 [Report]
>>215937498 (OP)
oh boy i can't wait for us president john f kennedy to be shot and killed in 262 years
Anonymous Chile No.215940558 [Report] >>215940638
>>215938180
I started feeling connected when I searched for (some) of my ancestors on an ancestry website. I knew we've been here for a while, but I managed to go all the way back to 1755 (as far as records went) and still found people living in the general vicinity of where I grew up (and currently live)
Anonymous Austria No.215940586 [Report]
>>215940462
it cant be..
Anonymous United States No.215940591 [Report] >>215940811 >>215940892
>>215940450
Also here nobody cares what religion you believe in whereas over there you don't have full legal rights at best or can be imprisoned or killed at worst for not following the state church.
Anonymous Spain No.215940616 [Report]
Bros... maybe France isn't that bad... In fact, I think I like France now.
Anonymous United States No.215940638 [Report]
>>215940558
My ancestors were Palatinate Germans who came here I believe in the 1740s.
Anonymous Austria No.215940811 [Report] >>215941712
>>215940591
imagine sharing your town with pr*testants, j*ws or something worse
Anonymous United States No.215940827 [Report]
>>215940254
don't go too far out in the woods or you'll get eaten by a bear or scalped by injuns
Anonymous United States No.215940892 [Report]
>>215940591
England is more tolerant than most since the 1689 settlement, however you still do not have many legal rights unless you belong to the Church of England you cannot hold a title of nobility, a military rank above NCO, or hold a government office.
Anonymous Argentina No.215941137 [Report]
>>215937498 (OP)
>Europeans chimping out
>Again
Anonymous United States No.215941591 [Report]
Sacré dieu. I hope that old nigga Louis XIV dies soon. Dude is a complete despot. I had to flee to this god forsaken shit hole.

Indians won’t stop encroaching on my land either. This place sucks
Anonymous United States No.215941625 [Report]
>>215937641
he forgot taking Indian brides after the latest war
Anonymous Netherlands No.215941712 [Report]
>>215940811
>t. Abraham mintzer from Judenburg
Anonymous Colombia No.215941944 [Report] >>215941992 >>215942020
>>215937641
Don't pretend you don't smuggle too. It's the only way to get decent shit when the treasure fleet is too busy fucking around in European wars.
Anonymous United States No.215941992 [Report]
>>215941944
Everyone in New York City smuggles to evade the King's taxes, Manuel.
Anonymous United States No.215942020 [Report] >>215942102
>>215941944
normal practice in Spanish America, everybody bought English goods illegally and the governors were in on it because Spanish ships rarely visited more than 1-2x a year and Spanish manufactured goods were expensive and low quality.
Anonymous Colombia No.215942102 [Report]
>>215942020
Thank you for telling me what I already know, yank.
Anonymous Canada No.215942138 [Report]
>>215937498 (OP)
KILL THE FRENCH!!!!! DO IT YOUR MAJESTY
Anonymous United States No.215942593 [Report]
>>215938176
Give it about 150 more years and we'll talk.
Anonymous United States No.215943363 [Report]
only 288 years until Taylor Swift is born. enjoy it while it lasts.
Anonymous Portugal No.215943508 [Report]
>>215937498 (OP)
Damn guys, Spain, France, Austria, Poland and the Ottomans are so powerful, they will dominate Europe forever
Anonymous Philippines No.215943542 [Report]
Holis compañeros
Anonymous Finland No.215944241 [Report]
>>215937498 (OP)
>>215937899
Bro shut up we're winning.
>Danes already out of the war (KEK!!)
>russian army destroyed (KEK!!)
>Tsar Peter ran with his tail between his legs
Give the Poles a good beating for me and we'll be out of this next year I bet!
Anonymous United States No.215944388 [Report]
New York City has 5,000 people in it, the largest town in British North America.
Anonymous United States No.215944570 [Report]
>>215937498 (OP)
would I pretend to be native, european, or to not exist at all?
Anonymous Mexico No.215944791 [Report]
>>215937498 (OP)
Fucking weather in the north was too spicy I'm glad my ancestors moved to the jungle in the south.
Anonymous Canada No.215944880 [Report]
HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA
HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA
Anonymous Iraq No.215945350 [Report]
When ur trna chill but yo cuziin pull out looking extra thick
Anonymous Singapore No.215945919 [Report]
>Be Malay Sultan
>Pembangkang marah dengan pemerintahan atasan saya.
>Wypipo land on shores
>Sialaaaaa