Thread 215937833

The forgotten history of black people in the UK edition

WHERE IS THE FUCKING NEW

boshhhh

>>215937854
>curry sauce
a patrician has entered the thread

Zoomers won't know this but The Simpsons was good

Top pro-NATO Ukrainian economists say they want to bring in 10 million non-European immigrants into Ukraine after the war. That's around one third of Ukraine's current population.

Ukrainians are fighting for their own extinction.

black people obviously dont have their blood coagulate faster we are the same but sickle cell thats fine

I've had sex with two girls (multiple times with each) but wouldn't describe any of my experiences as shagging as that feels primal and I'm very sexually insecure so they were always more of a timid love making ending in premature ejaculation every time

https://video-cdn4.gelbooru.com/images/2a/e4/2ae480b0423c36574265f7da92dacd23.mp4
SEX SEX SEX

>>215937838
The promotion of useless wogs through the training schemes has ruined football.

ziedy won’t play with me on vocaroo it not nice what is he hiding

>>215937905
grim trim

>>215937887
its gravy you mongo

reminder to report the BE flags posts

yeh definitely clicking that suspicious looking link posted by a yank schizo

The peanut butter brand I bought is literally just ground up peanuts
Won't be buying this again

>>215937910
He got dat luh low test whiny timmy voice xx

>>215937756
app shagger. cuts through the uncertainty faff. not so at it lately though tbqh, started feeling bad about the 'i had a very nice time but let's not do it again' chat.

>>215937937
clearly curry you blind cunt

Rorke: We must preserve British Culture!
British Culture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrmZIgVoQw4

>>215937905
someone not me would like to strangle that cunt to death in the woods

>>215937961
Mhmmm x

>>215937954
thats what peanut butter is

>>215937937
well thats disappointing.

wonder if the toilfu thinks about me as much as I think about her

>>215937961
LOL

I have one word to say

cheers!

wouldn't mind a pint of birds custard right about now

>>215937954
don't buy stuff with palm oil pls

>>215937974
clean the spaff off your specs mongboy
its fucking gravy

Isn't it funny how....

You say a black woman has a larger ass, or black people have bigger lips, and a flatter nose, and Rorke will giggle?

But you mention that black men have larger penises, and suddenly he's all "well actually....." and it's a myth?

Lol

>>215937962
yeah used to do the same, moved to apps after I’d been going out for years. Fair play to you though if you’ve shagged over 100 of them though, I was quite lazy

>>215937994
thoughts on the skin?

>>215937985
POV living your best life (2x tranny gfs) (dildo or them)

>>215937995
hard to do since its in bloody everything

cronem handing out tek dats rn

Dolphins like to rape each other

the raped dolphin leave

>>215938018
a scourge that must be vanquished at all cost

absolute belter of a tune this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrA8AePkkmM

>>215938039
um is this allowed…?

>>215938039
Could never go out with a girl with messy hair like this.

cackling at the kiwi dipping his brown fingers into crushed peanuts and soy-oil then licking them clean but disappointed

she is so cute

>>215938018
i carefully take them off and collect them and make things out of them

>>215938039
me taking pliers to her nose metal

if you are getting sick then drink nettle tea, to tone the kidneys. unless it is October (dont drink the nettles in bloom or you will get kidney stones and tone the urethra in a bad way)

>>215938039
allosaurus really is the shit isn't he
he's no megalosaurus though mind you

>>215938067
no you're not. you're sat there alone in your smelly dimly-lit incel bedroom staring at the screen with a blank gormless look on your face

tap tap tap

>>215938086
sex material

>>215938103
how did you know i was feeling ill today

>>215938017
my problem was always that i'd be having a shit date but would convince myself that we might hit it off once we were shagging, you won't know til you try. almost never works out like that though.

was planning to get steaming tonight but I'm already thinking about going to bed

>>215938117
often have sex with blokes in estonia do they?

>>215938103
prefer nettle soup personally. you should try it. even better if you add wild garlic (they usually grow together)

>>215938013
im the one who ordered it you slow in the head backward bastard its curry

>>215937893
This has been shilled here so much lately that I went and googled it. This guy isn't even a politician in any meaningful sense and is mostly known for his controversial opinions and quotes.

Believing this is the equivalent of believing that Trump will violate the 22nd amendment and run for a third term because Steve Bannon said so.

>>215938086
of all the trans that get posted here i hate this one the most
ghoulish little freak

>>215938139
im not going to

izakaya toil looms

>>215938127
it can't be helped

dreaming (dreaming)
of getting steaming (steaming)

>>215938135
yeah I know she is a bloke

>>215938034
dolphins are intelligent creatures

Monty Don

>>215938144
>german linking a post from an american about ukraine
british culture is it?

>>215938177
no you didn't
be quiet

>>215938143
nah mate its gravy

>>215938106
done me then

>>215938039
Only in the united states does a girl with a PhD get more money doing porn

>>215937990
what are your thoughts on britain and british people?

>>215938163
well you should. you'd save money too. but whatevs, your loss innit

>>215938143
your the one telling lies on the internet its bastarding GRAVY

I am evil Homer
I am evil Homer

Window's broke.
Landlordberg can't be arsed to fix it.
Music coming in from the pub across the street.
Chilly.
Hate it here.

>>215938249
hello evil homer

>>215938258
could be worse

>>215938114
https://voca.ro/18c9QZ0JI4Kq

>>215938258
get some booze in ya

>>215938145
it's the face he goes for the "porcelain doll" makeup style and poses his head in the exact same way every time. projects massive insecurity that he doesnt pass (valid)

>>215938258
fix it yourself, dosser

>>215938258
Ireland is fucking grim. Why didn't your grandparents move to Scouseland?

di airmass dem a squeak
di pg tip dem a leak

>>215938275
You're right.
I could be getting chased by a gorilla rn.

reminder to report BE flags posts

>>215938278
LOL

What should I get for Black Friday

>>215938103
Kind of a useless advice then no?

refilling my ornate salt-cellar with precious salt and placing it near me at the head of the table to signify my important status and prosperity

>>215938323
gorillas are so blatant when they're flirting

>>215938296
haha.. yeah..
*discreetly turns to the gorilla and nods my head*

Rose you are my queen

>>215938249
feels like i'm wearing nothing at all
nothing at all
nothing at all

>>215938328
well his advice isn't as bad as immigration, that's something which is horrendous and damaging

seen videos of gorillas pooing in their hand and eating it

>>215938324
you have to respond to him surely

remember my parents getting the phonecall
rushing off to hospital after midnight
i had to stay home with my younger brother
said a prayer to god
he didn't answer
she was dead

Granberg sent me home with a book for dad's birthday and she's only left a bag of pound coins and a roll of 10ers in it, the stupid bint

>>215938387
>she was dead
who?

gorillas just a big monkey really int they

>>215938373
that was me actually

>>215938410
sisterberg

>>215938410
thatcher

>>215938373
some humans do the same thing we're no better really

just watched a cat video, kek!

not a fan of the chinese if I'm being honest

>>215938411
all apes are monkeys but not all monkeys are apes

*muffled sounds of gorilla violence*

>>215938454
they're inscrutable

ask american what game he's playing and he like "collar doody black apps"

any stressed man in

just found out that lads sisters dead lads

reckon i could beat a gorilla in a fair fight
turn the bastard into a rug

hairy chinese kid

>>215938419
:(
what happened to her

>>215938498
she got blacked!

>>215938505
...to death?

>>215938472
heard a police siren at 9am did you?

>>215938454
their traditional culture and history is nice.
not a fan of their post 1949 revolution leadership though.

sue

you've finally made a monkey out of me

When women like white men what physical features do they usually like? Is it the hair texture or light eyes? Tell me what women think, /brit/

Quite stylish.

>>215938530
what about mr jinping

>UK should shoot down Russian jets in Nato airspace, says Nigel Farage

Could this nigga be any more of a Russian shill?

>>215938522
i started toil

havent brought the pc system online since august

>>215938546
hands, arse, face

33 and settled down, getting a mortgage .. but sometimes just sometimes I get that itch .. man I’d love to go out dating and shagging again

>>215938472
me when the girl at the greggs counter says they're out of steak bakes

i hate every ape i see, from chimpan-a to chimpan-z

I keep throwing up in my mouth again and it tastes like sugar everytime :3
doggy heaven :3

>>215938558
scrambled eggs status??

>>215938579
it will never go away. and will only get worse as your wife gets old, dried up, and busted

>>215938582
sighed at this, not even bad enough to be good, just disappointed me
>>215938579
was 80 not enough?

>>215938575
do white men have better hands and arses than black and brown and yellow men?

best mashup ive ever listened to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgIu2xcIJ6w

>>215938627
howling scooting booting and pooting

>house in the suburbs? acquired
>cardio? completed
>reading? done
>stocks? green
>dick? throbbing

>>215938579
Lay next to your fiancee, face lit up by your phone screen as you slowly scroll through the names in your notes app.

>"Hubby, what are you doing on that blasted phone?!"

"O-oh nothing dear" as you quickly lock the screen.

It was a lifetime ago. You're a different man now.

>>215938498
murdered. she has haunted me ever since. mum washed the blood from her dead body and had her dressed in her light blue dressing gown. i get visions of her dead body that i saw in the morgue. her battered and bloodless white corpse. ive seen her hovering by the ceiling. whispering words i cant hear. honestly dont know if im losing my sanity.

China: dont do this

>>215938616
It’s just a bit strange sometimes, I gave up a massive part of my life to lead a “normal” life and I’m over the moon with my gf. But there’s always going to be an itch.

>>215938616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy6CFTMnYa4

shame on you for not having an encyclopaedic knowledge of classic simpsons

say, why dont we go upstairs?

Russia and china should nuke london, paris, Washington DC, and Tel Aviv
Would be kino

>>215938634
idk they just like those things, do you mean what do white women like about white men that other races don't have? probably the white skin then about maybe blue eyes if they like blue eyes and hair colour, that's it question answered

>>215938644
for me it's
https://youtu.be/OELi6ZDqm0Q?si=NKxlkWa3Wv0Jh9Xc

>>215938665
>me asking an entire country not to walk out on me (we have two children, as is policy)

>ofcom made my isp block 4channel
>had to take a day trip to krautland to post on 4channel
lads, it is looking grim

>>215938672
this has had me cracking up since it was posted

YouTube: start doing THIS ---> [brushing teeth]

>>215938661
sorry mate

>>215938708
no it didnt.

>>215938653
I know lad. It’s been years now, at least I went out in a blaze of glory, was shagging a little 22 year old minx 3 times a night before I settled with my gf. Tight as a chimpanzees grip she was, never felt anything like it

my mother sent me off on a pine pony with a purse of 10 guinies to make my fortune in london

>>215938661
i couldn't handle this horror do you drink because of it? Something like that would be the only reason I start drinking again

>>215938747
>gif
fuck off

might have some toast

then again
might not

>>215938293
do a vocaroo you FUCKING COWARD

>.gif
post more

>>215938720
its ok. ive snapped out of it. sometimes i get in a fucked up head space and have to experience the moment then get a grip. im alright.

>>215938762
drugs

someone jay that fool

Off to toil

>>215938747
asking the ol' question next month

my family never tells me anything
here I am just enjoying myself posting on birt and it turns out my sister's been in Australia for a week enjoying the sun, haven't heard a peep from her about this

>>215938828
off to the chevy factory?

>>215938830
"hows it foing"?

>might have some toast

>then again
>might not

Matt Smith has a greenis

>>215938851
green

>>215938831
none of your business quite frankly

>>215938851
prove it

might have some toad.

>>215938892
green

>>215938661
did they catch the killer? And was it a foreign?

>>215938831
last time you talked to her without her talking to you first?

Pakistan has killed 15-20 Afghan taliban!

>>215938845
and the rest!

Sometimes I think of myself as being a Boratesque character of a place like Azerbaijan. I imagine that I will have a name like Yessir Icanboogie and a glorious moustache

>>215938933
thought pakistan and afghanistan were bezzie mates?

>>215938903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBPDpWnWb5k

they are bombing Kabul -CountDankula (hate this fat polshit)

I had a slice of toast with lots of butter and Marmite for dinner.
Grandmaberg made a nice stew with dumplings and garlic bread for tea.
Time for a Pepsi Max now, I think.

>>215938955
I dont really care
but the Jews have been up to something in the meantime im sure (such as causing this fight against Pakistan thru the Afghanis)

>>215938661
youre most definitely not. shes trying to communicate with you. reach out to her lad

>>215938930
over 10 years ago but that is beside the point

seeing some politics/current events outside of pol

no luck catching them killers then

those countries at war makes for good times...

despite germanic words comprising roughly a third of the english language, they account for 80% of the words spoken on a daily basis

seeing some canadian flags outside /lgbt/

>>215938812
ah man not good though given what occurred what can one expect with drug abuse, how old was she? hope you can get past it and I hope you smile recalling the lovely wholesome time that you spent with her

>>215938831
im not close with family at all, really wish I was but they're just not the type of people who are into lovey dovey stuff as I am

ziedy refusing to answer that lad via vocaroo wasn’t on my bingo card , thought he was the big man round here I’ve lost respect

onaka suita :(

>>215939065
they are cute

>>215939008
seems like you do care tbqhwymn

>>215938898
Here.

>>215939098
ok that is indeed a greenis. a BGC as it were

¡Ahí está!

polish housemate is so loud and annoying and she's ugly

>>215938923
yes and yes. they arrested him that morning. illegal immigrant. he is in prison, got a life sentence minimum non parole of 17 years. had his first parole hearing last year. denied. cunt has been violent in prison. wants parole but its a catch 22, if he gets parole they legally need to monitor him for the rest of his life, but he is also legally required to be deported. he wants to be deported. but if he is deported he cant be adequately monitored. so they cant parole him.

have to go in a minute!

remember amouranth?

>>215939132
ever shag her?

>>215939134
seems like something that would have been reported in the news

DTs wife looks well fit in the opioid crisis conference

>>215939158
no but i often sneak into the toilet after shes done a poo in there and wank while sniffing the poo miasma

>>215939032
i dont know what she is trying to say

Leftypol answer me this:
What would happen if 10-20million English people migrated to Wales?
Would it still be Wales 100 years from now?
Would Welsh people be racist to English people for not wanting this to happen?

>>215939202
do you by any chance have a fart now loading 70% shirt?

uhoh Ireland is typing...

>>215939134
justice has been served. should have injected him with potassium chloride

>>215939218
Oh mate sorry Leftypol just left, he has vagina dilation tomorrow morning

>>215939218
wales famously immune to english migration over the past several millennia

>>215939175
would

>>215939218
Surely you could post this in /eire/

bye!

i think the skin on the posterior part of my bollocks is tighter than normal because i keep getting poo on it when im pooing.

Thinking of getting wallpaper all over the condo -- green, red, and yellow chrysanthemums perhaps

>>215939272
nuuuuuu

how many friends have you got then?
ive got none

that mullet is going hard tbf

has anyone ever told you "i miss you" and meant it genuinely?

>>215939218
Depends on if those English people are not white.

>>215939314
my cat

>>215939209
yeah doesnt sound like a very easy task figuring it out does it

>>215939296
I have quite a wide circle of friends but I'm still a virge

>>215939296
two friendship groups of 5-7 people in each

>>215939296
none
got addicted to wow back in the day and lost all of them

>>215939274
you need a nurse to go watch you poo (doctors proably not allowed to do this since 300 years ago)

>The planning documentation for the Lower Thames Crossing, a proposed tunnel under the Thames connecting Kent and Essex, runs to 360,000 pages, and the application process alone has cost £297 million. That is more than twice as much as it cost in Norway to ACTUALLY BUILD the longest road tunnel in the world.

clown country

>>215939032
Should show blow your head smoove off.

>>215939331
do they know? a good friend would help you get laid

>>215939314
I've had colleagues at work (including women) say they're glad to see me back but that's it

>>215939347
I need to lie on her chest

>>215939351
>Should show blow
try again idiot

>>215939347
Love her but also yeah bit mental to see how much went into HS2 as well just to get it scrapped.

>>215939296
One very intimate group of 7 lads, we’ve been friends for going on 15 years and have been all over the world together

>>215939175
if this is actually a bloke my cock os going to fucking explode

running a nice bath x

>>215939382
Shut up and show blow faggot.

>>215939393
zoom in the face mate

>>215939314
yeh of course. friends, family, gfs.
its a normal thing if you're not an isolated incel slug

pasta bake for tea tomorrow

>>215939218
How the fuck are 20 mil just going to migrate to Wales?

>>215939365
I doubt they suspect I'm a virge given my age and mostly normal personality although I do get visibly embarrassed whenever something sexual happens which probably makes it very obvious tha

test

>>215939392
>>215939334
>>215939331
that must be pretty cool

need a therapist to stroke my hair for a bit. for a long time actually

Just ate a little Japanese circular sponge cake that was probably 3 years old and it was delicious.

>>215939392
same as me. something funny about people who have toms of friends. means they're all acquaintances really.

>>215939347
seen her naked

>>215939454
perhaps tell one of them you're closest to? like i said, a real mate wouldnt laugh at you. theyd probably want to help.

>>215939487
Gingers are pure SEX pure sex. Shagged around 5-10 of them I think

>>215939487
proto gf looks exactly like this

>>215939482
t. no friends

>>215939296
same here, zero mates

>>215939392
any of you ever kiss each other?

>>215939519
thats a man you bent poof

We all on the cans then?

>>215939467
yeh it is pretty nice having mates to go to pubs, gigs, festivals, and holidays with. we're getting a bit old now so that means settling down, moving away, kids etc. just part of life i suppose

Mental they stopped printing the special Fahrenheit 451 limited edition of 200 copies covered in asbestos making it fireproof

im going to bed in a sec

gave up nicotine, alcohol and caffeine. reckon if i didn't have a full time job I'd be losing my mind with boredom

>>215939515
I'm not sure I trust any of them enough to not spread the word that I'm a virge
if news got out amongst all my colleagues that I've never had sex I would find it so humiliating I would have to leave the job and possibly even move to another town

>>215939551
looks like a women to me

hello im roy dismey hello im roy dismey

aw you addicted to fentanyl? want some food? clothes?

when I'm playing a game or watching a film I quite often play out conversations in my head that I might have about them with friends if I had any does anyone else do that

imagefap banned pics of Taylor Swift

woke gone mad

>>215939553
yh, had 4 cans of punk ipa and 4 cans of 'bourg so far

>>215939580
why not just lose it are you waiting for marriage?

a 6-7/10 woman is 8-9/10 of she's actually a bloke

Go on then, give us a good youtube video to watch in the background while I sort out my files.
A long 'un.

>>215939602
ktimmers

>>215939602
i think i have a very minor speech impediment so i often rehearse potential conversations to keep my speech clear and coherent

>>215939616
Canadalo >.<

>>215939616
hate this image every time I see it, mostly cause the old 'bourg cans, miss em

>>215939602
…yh

>>215939553
bottle of wine for me then a few 'skys but hopefully I don't get carried away and ruin my day tomorrow (which I will)

making a trip to Cambridgeshire

>>215939071
the memories are all tinged with grief. the happy memories are traumatic to think about. she cooked my tea before she left that night, spag bol. its fucked up but its easier to think about the sad times. when we were working in the peony fields, cutting the harvest and exchanging nastiness.
when i woke up one morning and looked out of my window and her horse was on the ground. i told her about the horse and we went to the field. his body had dropped. that beautiful creature spread on the ground. dead. no idea why he died, maybe old age.
it was 6 months before she was killed. she was 16.
we had a pet pig that died around that time. he was only a couple of years old and they are supposed to live 12 years. he probably a heart attack, we were amateurs on the farm and used to feed him scraps. the girl companion pig had flattened his fat body, probably trying to keep his lifeless body warm.
the horse and the pig went into a pit for dead animals on a neighbouring farm.
im superstitious about deaths coming in 3s.
ill have to live with this till i die

>>215939602
stim
>>215939639
ktim

blud has a metal barf never seen that in my whole life

>>215939640
cor would love to such her cock

>>215939628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIoQZwu0XMo

>>215939640
Canadapspsist >.<

just had the absolute arse blown off me by an indian (takeaway)

>>215939602
omds thats so weird ahaha

>>215937857
>>215937857

>>215939667
just mental if you think anyone's reading this

>>215939608
It was filled with AI Taylor porn.

>>215939168
it was but ive said too much and could have doxxed myself

>>215939244
its not justice while he is breathing oxygen. he stole her life and he should be dead. i cant get to the bastard

>>215939330
no. its driving me mad.

>>215939602
same except literally anything that happens on any day

>>215939667
felt sad reading this, I pray you can bring joy into the world with friendships with others and perhaps a family of your own

>>215938442
SNICKERING