Thread 215937857

England edish. shaggers belt only.

glod

hear that? no?? me neither, start barking

So who is the Duke now Yorklads?

shaggers belt reporting in

in the ol' bath again x

>>215937857 (OP)
me in doggerland

>>215937857 (OP)
leftyfreak seething with rage that there aren't 50 million more

>>215939739
bath wanker loves his baths

English Americans feel such shame in being English Americans. How disappointing!

>>215939757
i do lad you are correct my bath is fucking massive

im 32 and my gf is 23, grim how many based things from the 90s that she has no idea about

>>215939802
looks like alan carr had dysentery on it

>>215939802
elton loves a cinnamon roll

wish they made tall baths you stand in and the water goes up to your shoulders
like if you could just seal up your shower

did my hair in a little bun :3

>>215939808
'

>>215939802
looks like stephen fry burped on that

>>215939808
you were born in 1993 you don't know shit about them kid

>>215937857 (OP)
Making your way down Watling Street
Pilum in your hand, caligae on your feet

love a good bath wank

>>215939802
someone posted this the other name
>>215939837

>>215939802
looks like i raped my arse with it

>>215939851
92 actually

beggin',
beggin' jews,
put the muslims back now baby

having a dip x

Just shagged a plate of croquetas and patatas bravas x

>>215939837
scream

ask me for advice about anything

>>215939859
what

reckon are lyds is the fittest girl in the world I wish I lived in a disney film where she's the princess and I'm a warty fat toad who follows her around and licks her arse clean after she shits

>>215939887
gaay

what should I have for supper?

>>215939808
had a gf my age who also had no fucking clue about 90s references cos she just never watched anything or paid attention. was doomed from the start tbqh don't know how you can be fucked with it

Historically, historical changes have come out of war

Chingchangchong!
(-_-)
Speshal flied lice preease

Wee wee gets hard if I think about sexy Muslim women killing me

>>215939857
other day* misspelt cause i was laughing hard at the stephen fry burp post
>>215939906
screaming

>>215939891
more like croqueeras and patatas benders

>>215939920
POV I am opening up applications for doggy (me) adoptions

my peng gf is also the funniest person I know. Feel like I won the lottery

>>215939944
me when i dont know how to use POV

dadberg's getting a Porsche Taycan as a company car

>>215939948
post her feet

>>215939937
Maybe later aha get a bit zesty when I’ve had a few xx

Lad with the dead sister, how and why was she murdered?

>>215939937
FRIED THAT SHRIMP IN OIL

POV I am opening an attachment on an application for doggy (me) adoptions. (she is aso a therapist/psychiatrist)

>>215939948
never let that go lad an entertaining gf who's also fit is fucking gold dust

>>215939975
Will he let you drive it?

>>215939955
this ones face is uncanny

>>215939920
inevitable that the chloe and abi show builds a following and they move to onlyfans and I for one can't wait

>>215939948
she got a nice arse though?

i wonder the ex-gf of 4.5 years lad is doing right now

>>215939920
wonder what that wristband is for
sex sex

gn forum .-.

toby (doggy) chasing grey squirrels in the park

>>215940031
kin ell corrrr

>>215940027
no dont go

mad how charles ingram was innocent

>>215939907
apparently doesn't work on everyone but I have amazing dreams after blue cheese

two or three water biscuits topped with stilton or shropshire blue and caramelised onion chutney or branston pickle right before bed and it's a fun night nine times out of ten

>>215940011
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760190380876864.webm

my Canadaa gf

I have to go to bed now because I am tired ok bye

>>215940017
spoke to him not long ago on here he has a new gf but still thinks of her

>>215939891
you eat more spanish food than I do an i'm half spanish

don't think a girl has ever been sexually attracted to me in my entire life

>>215939782
thats what she would have wanted. but im not a good person. im self destructive and dangerous to be around. i have burned every friendship i ever had. ruined my good looks and destroyed my brain with drugs. i wish it were me dead. if it were me not her she would have had a family by now. she would have been a barrister. probably a King's Counsel. she had brains, beauty, confidence. in her last act before she died she saved her friends life. and ive done fuck all with my life.

>>215940000
doubt it, I don't have a license

>>215940068
then please explain this recent post of his

>>215940013
it’s good yeah, if she puts on another half a stone it will be very good

>>215940067
mwah x

>>215940067
grotty little freak its a friday night can only imagine the knick of you

>>215940089
Get a provisional and ask him to teach you in it x

>>215940067
goodbye for now

Thoughts on bats?

>>215939859
>Spoon theory is a metaphor describing the amount of physical or mental energy that a person has available for daily activities and tasks, and how it can become limited. The term was coined in a 2003 essay by American writer Christine Miserandino
>Spoons are used as a metaphor and visual representation for energy rationing.
truly groundbreaking stuff

can hear the cat on the prowl

erm why are people retiring to bed at only 9pm on a friday night? it not right

>>215940074
Spanish food is amazing, would scran it all the time if I could

>>215940099
go further back you’ll see him say he found a new gf

>>215940088
How was she murdered? I am not asking the method, I am asking what were the circumstances.

how are foreign languages even real
sounds like gibberish to be

Just sharing a bar of Lindt's delectable 85% cocoa with Grandmaberg and Granddadberg. There's a piping hot black coffee to wash it down too.

Do you lads love your family? I hope you do

if i can tell you're a tranny from the thumbnail without my glasses on you should just give up

Particularly shit thread tonight

>>215940140
what sort of cunt drinks coffee at 9pm

>>215939981
she was in the wrong place at the wrong time. targeted for her innocence. i dont want to say anymore. ive already said too much.

>>215940133
no

>>215940129
Friday night, and the weekend in general have no meaning to the terminally jobless.

>>215940164
Is that you in the corner?

>>215940160
Log off lad and you’ll immediately improve things

>>215940162
You write like a homosexual. Stop being gay

>>215940140
Sucking a coffee at 10 minutes past 9?

>>215940200
takes one to know one

I wish this cutie would parp in my face.

wish i grew up in the hood

>>215940200
yeah your nan's a bender

can't fucking sleep that's drives me NUTS

>>215940140
my closest living relatives are my mum's cousin and her kids who are around my age but I don't know them that well

>>215940088
Ah man you can still do something, even small acts of kindness can go a long way maybe do something completely random just to try it out like try out doing some charity some weekend and see if you're into it or not or find a group that'll help you get off drugs and that can turn your life around

The West Midlands is the backbone of Britain

>>215940215
Not really, I know loads of gay guys.

>>215940214
So this is Employed Woman

>>215940235
thingken about ukrane? :(

why are so many pornstars from russia? makes you think doesnt it

>>215940245
yeh i bet you know them really well

>>215940206
aye

Feeling a bit low

>>215940270
Yes, we're good mates. I'm really close with some of them. What's the issue?

>>215940062
kek was this live or preshow they mentioned it on the originals podcast I didn't realise it took that many

>>215940268
Don't they have the most people per capita or summat?

if any of you cunts take one step into ilfracombe you're getting your jaw vaporised

>>215940268
Only the ones in that kind of porn though

>>215940268
It’s a second world shithole that’s why

>Feeling a bit low
POV: you're sacked tranny's bollocks

>>215940261
>>215940290
um???

>>215940290
good

>>215940118
big fan

>>215940291
how close have you been how close is really close, is it cock in your arse close or comfortable in each others presence close

>>215940291
yeh i bet you know them inside and out

>>215940321
omds

Is celebrity traitors good

can you eat acorns?

>>215940191
sorry mate im not in the mood for light banter
i think id better stop posting for a few hours
go clear my head

>>215940242
appreciate the advice and kind words. but i dont want to get off drugs.

>>215940118
20% of all mammal species are bats.

>>215940375
Bats are birds.

>>215940371
seems like you sort of do though cause you said it fucked your brain and destroyed your good looks

>>215940371
whats your drug of choice?

>>215940356
there was one latvian girl about ten years ago who was in a lot of the czech vids, I think maybe on fake agent too, she was brown haired and kind of tanned and had a huge muff and loose cunt. I kind of liked her vids.

not that I watch porn of course as I am a good man haha

>>215940357
It's better than the usual deanos and Deanettes bumbling around like idiots but the celebrity faithful are shit at the game in an entertaining way

>>215940390
birds are mammals. check mate.

>>215940390
Birds are dinosaurs.

>>215940436
are you stupid they fly an have wings mate they are birds

I know you lot hate him but I just want to say Happy Birthday!!! to Mouselord

>>215940337
Immature oaf.
>>215940342
We've opened one another up. Laying it all out, completely bare, is exhilarating at times.

evening... back from a 3 day ban.

>>215940459
43 years

Young !!

>>215940405
for me, it was zafira. extremely peng hungarian

>>215940445
Guardians of the Galaxy was SHIT

>A woman was reportedly tricked into travelling to Thailand for a fake modelling job before being forced to work as a slave and killed so her organs could be harvested on the black market.
mad what goes on in some parts of the world. I was fuming today that tesco had no triple breakfast sandwich for my meal deal and I had to get a standard egg and bacon. just puts things in perspective x

>went out yesterday
>barely remembered any of it
>assumed it went fine
>go to training yesterday
>apparently I threw up inside the first bar and got all the rugby lads kicked out
>call a group of emo girls fat slags and get punched by one
>start pissing in the queue of the other club
>lose the rugby lads and end up with freshers from my block
>try and get with 2 of the 4 fresher girls in my flat
>rejected by both
>don't remember any of it
>been talking to them normally since
>now afraid to go kitchen in case I see them

>>215940457
i stand corrected.

just remembered the time my mate kegged me in front of the girl I fancied at school and she saw my willy and cock
thankfully i had a normal one at the time so it wasn't that bad

>>215940483
Orsolya 'Orsi' Kocsis (aka Klaudia Gerbera) for me, but she was only a model and not a pornstar. It's a shame more of the Page 3 girls didn't go down the XXX route.

>>215940504
used to have nights out like this, used to give me the fear for days on end afterwards

>>215940457
bats have wings and fly
and monotremes/platypuses lay eggs

>>215940500
>tesco
>triple breakfast sandwich
utterly grim choice of sustenance, lad

>>215940500
Don't care, she voted for this.

saskia teague's toes

Dog saves child from eagle.

>>215940504
>went out yesterday
>went to training yesterday

i made the mistake of following the advice the guy gives in Theres Something About Mary about how to increase duration during sex (wanking before) when I was 15 and about to shag my first gf for the first time but followed the advice like 10 minutes before shagging, not a few hours.
Worst bit is that I didnt explain what happened, I just let her think I was impotent.

can anyone here access https://archive.org/ on a UK IP

If not, they have also begun geoblocking the UK

Remember when we all used to sing to the left to the left everything you own in the box to the left in year 9

>>215940628
prefer not to say

>>215940605
fake and gay

off down the eagle and child for a pint lads

based tommy

>>215940628
don't know

>>215940628
excellent, get us blocked, I want to be free

>>215940401
maybe. sometimes. i dont know how or where to turn. i tried NA in the past and occasionally consider trying it again. but you have to have a sincere desire to get off drugs and i dont, at times the drugs are all that keeps me going.

>>215940403
heroin. ive not had it in 3 years. but i miss it. these days i stick to painkillers. i self medicate, take regular tolerance breaks, and can function.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrNVsfkGW-0

Jesus christ the bass. The fucking bass playing random notes at random intervals. It's like chinese water torture but it comes 3 times a second

>>215940676
Rorke’s hero btw

>>215940672
im at the dog and bacon in horsham

>>33175907
he's done you there 2bf

>>215940504
all things considered it sounds like a good night

>>215940672
>>215940718
I'm at the Dog and Eagle :)

>>215940704
are you the cold water extraction lad?

I’d rather have an anal evacuation than play this stupid NES game!

mad how english women bog themselves

>>215940709
not a chance

>>215940624
ktim
went to leeds festival when I was 16 and knew I was in for a shag but was so horny I was worried I'd spaff straight away. so I went to my tent for a wank but when it came to it I couldn't get hard and she was pulling my tiny flaccid cock but she got got some jizz on her fingers and told everyone I'd cum in my pants and I thought that was better somehow so went with it and the lads took the piss out of me for years

>>215940792
she was bogged in the first one

>>215940792
it's good they have the options to do this so you can avoid the ones which are mental

>>215940709
HATE minutephysics

>>215940792
This is why British men left in their droves to settle the new world

>>215940759
no. he is far less of a misery guts than me

>>215940792
just women innit

VGH, BRYCGSTVW
HVME

why is heathernonce not here

>>215940899
went there once didn't like the people

>Israel lobby funded half of Keir Starmer’s cabinet


>Exclusive: Labour’s top team has accepted hundreds of thousands of pounds from pro-Israel funders.

https://www.declassifieduk.org/israel-lobby-funded-half-of-keir-starmers-cabinet/

What does this mean?

>>215940901
out on the lash with his many friends and shagging peng birds

wtf i3 i7 i9 whatever it’s all the same chip and the i rating is how many defects its has so it performs better or worse

I need to fuck a thicc bih

>>215940941
obviously we know that’s not true, hopefully he had a stroke

>>215940792
looks better on the left but i hate false eyelashes. all the zoomer girls have them.

>>215940947
didnt ask nerd

>>215940901
Shaking his ass for the cronem

maybe it is for the best ofcom shut us down
you cunts barely post anymore

back in the olden days a /brit/ thread on friday night especially between the hours of 6-11 would go by in about 25 minutes

>>215940792
Did britain not exist then

Visit the USA

remember when people thought heatherfreak was that philosophy youtuber gimp lol

>>215940899
Absolutely peng, loved living there.

>>215940926
Hilarious when people go to a city, meet a person they don't like and assume that the other 500,000 people must also be like that.

Only thing that matters is whether they are white.

rorke refusing to acknowledge the ethnicity awards

>>215940981
We all moved on unc

>>215940990
flights are too long and expensive.

>>215941014
Me winning white boy with most motion

>>215940981
Because 4troon is dogshit, no reason to post here

>>215941043
yet you're still here, posting. curious

in a few years 4chan threads will be filled with webms of things happening and there will be zero indication as to whether the thing happening is real or not

a video of nigel farage being shot
a video of a baby being mauled by a grizzly bear
a video of kemi badenoch twerking her fine arse in the house of commons

it will be a scary world in the near future

>>215941072
corr

need a couple of musky pipe-hittin boat-cronem thugs to split my little white arse wide open with their jungle harpoon bbcs.

anyone else?

>>215940981
Most moved on, doesn't help that the various schizos spam and the nonces post their cp to scare people off

I shagged a lot of women lads but could’ve shagged many more if I wasn’t lazy with it. Do you think I should be mad I didn’t reach my full potential or grateful that I did as well as I did

>>215940981
the shaggers of old have moved on and started families, hell I bet some of their kids can post here now

>>215941076
Who are they

>>215941056
handful of times a month
what exactly is the point when it’s as heavily moderated as tiktok or twitter

Speaking off shaggers moving on, I’m going out x

>>215941109
spaino getting excited after reading this

>>215941105
How many was it? 80?

>>215941126
where are you meeting him?

>>215941135
it was yeah

>>215941072
looks like it could be pyrocynical's mum
>>215941158
sounds like you spent your 20s well then yeah?

good tune this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VQ2N-iKe1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VQ2N-iKe1s

>>215941164
cunt's been done, he can't write in English at all, it's complete nonsense

>>215941126
Is that you, Spaino?

>>215941172
I did but there’s more that could’ve been done, I’m a bit like that though always want to do better

>>215941232
...yh

its fucking pathetic really isn't it? i think you all know what im referring to

ive found that if I breathe through my nose in bed my belly goes down to normal and my gut doesnt go blrlrlrl

>>215941253
whats stopping you shagging now?

>>215941283
gf lol

True strength isn't defeating all of your enemies. It's making peace with them.

FOY

prime /brit/-posting hours and its slowed to a crawl

drinking and listening to a bit of darkwave x

Need a new and a big usb stick.
Might go to Currys to shoplift it.
They never have any security.
Hardly any staff aha x

working man

Are they looksmatched

>>215941315
It's over

>>215941315
only going to get worse when it gets banned lad. it not right

>>215941309
Yeah?

>>215941303
sounds like you don't even like having a gf then

>>215941327
man its crazy how dogs are haram so they made retarded girls to be the dogs instead
guess the real test all along was not calling them dogs though :3

>>215941303
thats better than superficial shagging imo. but i understand the urge to shag around. i have a great gf and sometimes feel the same.
probably an inherent male trait

>>215941342
what happened

>>215941346
"woman" that wants to bring back witch huning (cause theyre male)
fetishist/sexually charged
turbo fetishist/sexually charged
2/4 sexual in nature

Just got done playing bf6. Had fun

>>215939808
Do older foids seethe about your relationship?

This guy omds

never had a gf me but reckon i would cheat on her if I could

reckon its a common occurence you just have to keep it hush hush and not shag any girl who's in your town/city etc...

>>215941309
Make peace with yourself.

>>215940893
Women getting bizarre looking cosmetic surgery because it's comfortable.

Glad to see plenty of seasideMARK posting here

>>215941396
i haven't enjoyed a bf game since bc2

before

if when I get dementia just put me in the Canadian suicide chambher

>>215941366
same my gf is all I could ever ask for she’s brilliant, but we’ll always want to shag around even if we know we won’t. It’s in our blood lad

>>215941329
This is what I imagine Spaino looks like, but less working class and slightly more put together

>>215941431
battlefield 4 was good man, battlefield 1 is where I felt it started declining a bit but it still had redeemable qualities and I haven't player a newer one than that

>>215941403
I cheated on my uni gf and I did love her but the opportunity came up with a fit girl and I just went with it and never told her. down the line I found out she cheated on me though and was livid and broke up with her. reckon everyone is at it honestly

>>215941450
after

theyre datamining the protein database
desu just put AI on a motor protein and let it walk the digital scape for things. for things on fentanyl

>>215941428
it lush

>>215941329
she could do SLIGHTLY better but not much

>>215941491
so this is employed woman

>>215941485
if you reckon everyone cheats why not just 'open your relationship' if you seriously believe your girl is shagging blokes behind your back

not a fag need a gorilla oxycontin plushie from the banned campaign

My teeth are disgustingly yellow

>>215941496
was surprised to see him in Alien: Earth

>>215941469
I cheated on a really good girl with about 10 other girls lol. I came crawling back after I’d dumped her and she told me to piss off, she was stunning

>>215941518
dont know why you posted this to me

cor 2 hour drive tomorrow to go to a wedding. cba with it 2bqhwu

>>215941482
PC is just a generic neolib globohomo party though?

Been thinking about giving YouTube another go

>>215941565
5 hour drive to inverness for me, got me alarm set for 5am

working man

>>215941550
neither do i

don’t reply to it

smart but uneducated and lazy me

>>215941604
are you a girl?
sex sex

ROBOT LOVER
TAKE ME AWAY

>>215941588
surprised you're not driving to Elevenerife

mousegod impregnating /brit/ posters

>>215941587
do you ever think or talk about anything except yourself? self-absorbed narcissist

NIGGER

>>215941644
giwtm

>>215941639
just walked back from there

>>215941670
i crawled but you take the easy way if you want lad

me? now that you ask I've got a 10 hour drive to Lerwick in the morning

>>215941578
Untrue

11 hour drive for me

>>215941677
did it on my hands and backwards before you were even born

me? 8 hour sleep soon

twice, and back in the rain

13 hour drive to the corner shop if anyone wants owt

>>215941703
hands plural? soft cunt

sex

200ml of energy drink down the gob, time for bed 2 (woke up to eat bread), eating carbs because, because I am lonely

>>215941726
tub of 3 dot ruby berry velo please lad don't get me 2 dot no fucking point

>>215937833
>>215937833

get it made

>>215937857 (OP)
New Schism just dropped

>>215941726
cumberland rum nicky if they've got any de laaa

the last ever /brit/

>>215941792
>>215941792
>>215941792

>>215941797
>>215941797
>>215941797