Thread 215941792

Bagpuss, dear Bagpuss
Old Fat Furry Catpuss
Wake up and look at this thing that I bring
Wake up, be bright, be golden and light
Bagpuss, oh hear what I sing
edition

WHERE IS THE FUCKING NEW

need to pack it in with the linking old threads gimmick its not funny

wanking in the dark to the sound of the titanic theme tune

emoji de telecopieur

wahey FOY late shit edish cunt

lovely little back and forth with the lads at the end of the old there. what it's all aout innit?

>>215941825
imagine showing this to a medieval peasant

thread already ruined with fag shit and redditjak
move >>215941797

working man
>>215941825
and whiteys on the moon

>>215941833
decent posters crawled out of the woodwork where have they been all week

fuck your fucking fanny off you TWAT

yeah i bag that puss

>>215941726
hundred fags, two bottles of wine, a bottle of whisky, and ten cans of lager please mate

if i go to america will this happen cuz i kjnda wanna need thhis rn
!

>>215941628
https://voca.ro/18M0QNDmE3DE

>>215941884
brilliant film

type of bus dat we kno

>>215941901
yes!

it ..will !!

Cookie cake was a success this time

>>215941901
happened to me as soon as i stepped off the plane at Bradley International Airport

>>215941947
are you literally 15?

mad how fit they are

>>215941792 (OP)
New schism just dropped

>>215941947
why do people always draw penises unrealistically small

New Steve MRE video lads

>>215941947
looks a bit oily but would rag that desu

>>215941983
hate this prick

>>215941997
how can you hate one of the most un-unlikeable people on youtube?

>>215941961
maddeningly old for you spaino?

if gary eats reviewed bedding he'd be gary sheets

>>215941792 (OP)
Mousey reminds me of Bagpuss

im not fat though

>>215942022
please respect my privacy

>>215941947
cooked with a hot breath was it

>>215941961
whats wrong with that

>>215942028
kill yotuself retard

>>215942073
bit rude. apologise at once

>>215942066
done that freak

Diego you incel twat come back
We need you for GN

if doneld trump was caught stealing apples from his local orchard he'd be donald scrump

namefags ruined everything

>>215942025
very good post this

mousegod won

>>215942085
:)

if Sir Keir Starmer sparked out a gay lad he'd be Sir Queer Harmer

Bagpuss
Eeyore
Marvin the Paranoid Android
Mousey
All the same character

needed to have made her my girlfriend for asmr ex girlfriends mom calls you a good boy

>>215942125
probably the best post that will be in this thread

littke
more
...
morphine !!

mousegang on top

>>215942134
dont do that its bad for you

off for a poo, brb

Feeling like myself at the moment but do have the kettle boiling rn ready for the pasta im cooking up

baton dem a bash
cvp dem a splash

North Korea is my ideal state

>>215942134
>t. harold shipman

>>215941975
is it because she's a woman? bit sexist isn't it

if /brit/ had good posts it'd be /wit/

Pocket Monster Go ..
To

bed !!

howling at the thought of mousey being smacked off his tits while /brit/ posting

I wish (but with going to sleep)

howling at the moon cause I'm a pregnant therian

gn chat

(and being kept awake)
that or on ketamine

>>215942186
The real mousey hasn't posted here in years

Drinking a watermelon flavored red bull

Graham Norton chat ?? homeAlone is

Here ..

gn

>>215942264
he died mate sadly

>>215942149
At least the NHS is real. Unlike God.

>>215942262
ktim

>>215942307
Fulham Poo

fulham poo

>>215942171
sup crodie
gherkin packed out rn x

>>215942307
can you post the guy flipping the fedora onto his head I forgot to save it

nathan did you have a good night out, back nice and early

Pooham Full

>>215942326
sup crodie
mmhmm dem at full capacity rn an new bus 25 keep coming x

>Customers sue over 'embarrassing' squeaky On Cloud shoes
mmhmm x

Why is sir Tommy Robinson supporting an Israeli team over an English team

>>215942375
cos english teams dont pay his wages

>>215942375
He's a mossad agent lad
Thought everyone knew this

>>215942375
Tel Aviv got more British people in it than *checks notes* Birmingham

does dtfic even post here anymore

injecting mousey with experimental drugs so he turns into a beastly mousehulk whenever he has an energy drink

-4 undergo a di inishiayshon x

desperate to fuck it canadian

>>215942418
dont do that

So we're all in agreement that the holocaust didn't happen ?

dtfic we have a problem

Joey Cannoli is live. He's the guy who discovered Heather
Ask him to do a shoutout for /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWb0FT2KJFk

All the threads on gif are shit someone please post porn

>>215942447
porn

>>215942445
ask him if he's been to the gherkin in london
ask him if he's tried crimson victory by house of cronem

>>215942447
Porn

>>215942445
not your dollhouse

>>215942447
/wsg/ chads keep winning

Need a Nordic girl to do cock and ball torture on my med bollocks

Ordered some Indian and they called from the place saying I have a white person name so I'm not allowed to order vindaloo because it's too spicy

yeah but with children

katy unbutton di charles tyrwhitt
carbondem visible

>>215941983
good hiss

porn.com/porn

>>215942482
she looks like a yank though with those boots

Lad with the dead sister was a bit of a cunt, wasn't he? Haha

>>215942495
is That Real ..

Another painful day in the trenches. My spirit shant falter

>>215942493
>charles tyrwhitt
In what universe do Cronem wear Tyrwhitt?

arsed up my curry so im just eating baan and butter chicken

Let's not pretend like you're alone tonight
I know he's there, and
You're probably hanging out and making eyes
While across the room he stares
I'll bet he gets the nerve to walk the floor
And ask my girl to dance, she'll say yes

>>215942508
Why's that
>>215942505
someone tell me if this actually brings up porn, not gonna go on it cause it might do

Reckon i could shag greta thunberg
She wouldn't be able to resist my med charm and good looks

poo baan

A good couple of threads ruined by virgin spammers, was good while it lasted

>>215942538
its the largest free porn tube in the world allegedly.

He's dropped a link to let anyone join his livesteam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWb0FT2KJFk

Just found out there’s a T. rex named Wankel.

>>215942563
join it heathermong
we all want to see you :)

have u ever tried eau de nigger by wog ford

>>215942557
POV: my nutsack

>>215942493
post this in the comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWb0FT2KJFk

drinking alcohol

>>215942557
>>215942482
Are you guys actually into that stuff or is it just jokes

what does that even mean?

>>215942530
dem a government supply it x

>>215942600
bit haram mate

>>215942611
fucking sexo

>>215942624
it`s Ok !!

honing my seax

white cronem are active

Aroma coming off the infected 'pit is most unpleasant

>>215942624
Pocket Monster
of
The day

is ..

Fuckoffpaki !!

get in lads
https://streamyard.com/6ymgif5zbz

>>215942662
lightskin brudda x

they letting anyone in the club these days

i'm steaming get skribble going

>>215942668
is that from one of the new gens then

>>215942667
ask them for advice they know their fragrances https://streamyard.com/6ymgif5zbz

>>215942684
they’re white

Cronem eating a Babybel wax and all jah bless

>>215942689
join in lad tell them crodie gave you a gold pass
https://streamyard.com/6ymgif5zbz

Roman legionaire administering adjustments to germanic hymens circa 30AD
nuthin lil vercingatorix cud do x

>>215942704
Not clicking your IP logger soz. Got enough to worry about in my life as is

Ajjjjjjjjjii

That’s crazy I ate so much I actually look pregnant

um

quite shocking to hear about Ian from Steps getting cheffed up in the clink

The Puke of Dork

how's locktober going so far lads?

was about to apply to a job at a hostel which provided accommodation when they said in the description that their 23 year old daughter and their 20 year old son also work there a bit and help, too autistic to wish to live with people my age

>>215942728
vercingetorix was celtic

okay so this yank is certainly the paedo who posts mad how fit they are at that age

>>215942689
im up for a cheeky scrib'

Right then I'll attend to my maths homework. Nothing good going on here

>>215942773
onyx holster

get the fucking skribbl made

was going to post a business idea gimmick but it's genuinely a great idea and I guarantee someone will do it how do I get my brain idea into reality

>>215942797
are you dyslexic or esl?

quite shocking to hear about bradley from sclub getting shanked up in the chokey

>>215942813
post in here bro would be so funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWb0FT2KJFk

finished with my poo

>>215942813
dem white cronems are active new flavour mm x

doing pootober me

>>215942729
OK ask them in the comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWb0FT2KJFk

this yank nonce is going to post cp isnt he. just ban him before he does mods

Smoked all this earlier

>>215942826
obtain legal protection such as a patent, trademark, or copyright then get a loan and pay a professional to do it for you

oh my days blud

wish we had more forest in this country
you look on google maps at like russia and that and eastern europe and the place is absolutely covered in trees

>>215942867
Mods only ban me for posting my infected armpit. Noncery and Zied's spamming/advertisement are kosher

>>215942876
ALL that???
you must be in space

>>215942867
Notice how it changed from yank flag to a UK flag? He's on the botnet

>>215942867
like pre-crime in minority report

GAN CRY THE HOUNDS O' DOUGLAS VALE
GAN STRING THE ETTRICK BOW
GAN WARN THE SPEARS O' LIDDLESDALE
THAT EDWARD LEADS THE FOE!

>>215942838
wish i had a throwaway google acc ready

>>215942883
be the change you want to tree in the world

>>215942895
I actually am it was more than it looks

>>215942611
>tummy, boobs, labia, and belly!?
she's leaving nothing to the imagination

>>215942835
slightly spergy

heard some blacks boys today saying that black guys always get with white girls
they ain't wrong. white girls are onyx holsters and there's not a damn thing timmy can do either

>>215942893
I get infected armpits, especially my right.
obesity, pre-diabetes, and not washing enough

>>215942883
the size of the taiga is mental

infected armpit lad and nonce yank are the same person. interesting.
*adds it to the document*

>>215942950
mmhmm x

>>215942951
Im not obese but it's very likely I have 'beetus. Cant go 30 minutes without a piss

>>215942951
grim freak

chillen in the migrant hotel next to the thames

the face that haunts leftypol's nightmares

got constant indigestion and my watch keeps beeping saying I've got a fast heart rate worried im going to have a heart attack and die

>>215942966
No we arent, I phrased it poorly with my mind fried from toil. I am a Christian man

heathermong sat posting about black men in his smelly incel bedroom on Friday night again is he? Colour me surprised.

>>215942982
life is good

>>215942999
impersonator

you've all got sleep apnea

>>215942992
ok, what do you want me to do about it?

>>215942991
She’s so mid lmao

katy's cervix receiving a vex coating

I can feel a poo knocking at my bumhole door

screaming and shitting through all the letterboxes on my street at 3am

>>215943005
surely not, unheard of!

theyre you know, a lil violent rn x
bulbousdem wrecking cervix

>>215942991
She’s already ugly but thank god she’s rich because she’d be an absolute munter if she weren’t

>>215943032
well let it in

>>215943016
care about me

>>215943029
LOL i aint even see ur post crodie, mi tink di same wey

>>215943057
violently remodelling her insides. she's now permanently broken for timmy's swc

>>215943029
>>215943076
Are these 2 the same person?

>>215942944
doesnt answer my question really

>>215943052
he a white cronem they getting active

>>215943086
mmhmm yes
dem a done luh violashun x

>>215943086
LOL

>>215942977
how old are you? could be enlarged prostate

>>215942981
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone

>>215942898
>>215942882
also this post

matt smith has a greenis

remember an hour ago when a few decent lads in here were having a proper conversation

>>215942922
rorke fuming halfway into minority report realizing it's got nothing to do about a totalitarian police force deporting minorities that have been reported

>>215943091
yea he’s posting on about 8 IP addresses, all the posts you see him replying to and replying to him, are him

>>215943114
dont drag me into this noncery. im on the botnet so i can stay on my VPN without buying a pass

Imagine pissing in here

>>215943101
no to both why do you ask
>>215943153
alright settle down don't grit your neoliberal teeth in rage

>>215943158
arriving packed with katies rn

>>215943157
*imagines it*
ok now what?

>>215943158
gherkin bound carrying bare m3s

>>215943158
one adult single to Fulham Poo please, driver!

now imagine me having a cheeky look

>>215943157
Toilets in the Grand Hotel Brighton look like this, and in the Royal Pavilion. Very handsome old urinals.

>>215943158
mmhmm, the driver is a windrush oldhead

>>215943179
would spark you out so hard you'd liquefy and go down the drain

>>215943190
imagine di stories he could tell bout all di times katies didn't have dey bus fare x

now imagine being here. breathing in the crisp fresh air. taking in the scenery, and living a normal life. a stark contrast to your daily routine, im sure. keep wasting your time. the clock is ticking

>>215943190
he getting dome while driving x

hard to imagine how a living breathing human could be this sad

>>215943220
Where's this? White Brits aren't invited here

going bed

gf just sent me this

>>215943245
grim thinking I used to finger birds that looked like this when I was 14

>>215943237
it looks american to me, the architecture and the baseball field

Shower
Frozen 'za
Work on the courses
Sleep
Wake up at 5 AM for toil
Going to do this for 2 years and then I may have a chance of de-arsifying my life

>>215943245
bitch barely reaches over the dado rail haha

>>215943237
forget it. imagine being here instead

now realize youll probably die alone, poor, and within a week the entire world wont even realize youd ever existed. tick tock loser

need a video game to play this weekend

>>215943274
elden ring

cronem stanking up the gherkin with weed smoke rn xx

>>215941983
christ i want a ciggie

Knew that post reeked of gingernonce

>>215943274
I've got a video game for ya. It's called 'Life', and you only get one shot at it!

>>215943226
dat guddy gud
praise jah

>>215943273
how long is the world realizing you existed enough to be worthy to you

someone smells like rape

Here’s a novel idea I’ve not considered or posted about before: smoking Emma Watson’s poo, in like a bong or something.

>>215942445
heathermong i would be sincerely happy if you had a stroke and died

What an absolute bellend

>>215943298
dem a smile tell everyting LOL

>>215943310
*sheepishly steps backwards to be behind the /brit/ crowd*

>>215943306
He's a pedophilic necrophile who lives with his mom and thinks he is making it by buying S&P 500 with his allowance for taking out the rubbish

do black people like iron maiden or are they more into metallica

>>215943316
perhaps powdered and snorted

what leftypol does to white demographics when he's in power

anglo hymen destroyer

Indian petrol station girl was definitely checking me out after the gym she even knew what my pump number was before I even said it and there were 4 other cars there

>>215943316
how much would you realistically pay for an ounce of her shit?

>>215943360
she could smell the 80 birds shagged on you

>>215943306
youve missed the point entirely. youre existence is worthless. now get mad and start pecking out your sly little retort.

Imagine being some coked up actor who sold his country's soul to the big devil

>>215943348
Musically? Got to be Metallica.

>>215943358
full time bus conducta
part time hymen snappa x

>>215943373
4 digits if I could confirm it was hers.

>>215943360
get her fucking shagged

>>215943377
*your

>>215943377
still didn't answer my question, you're speaking to people who are on here just as you are i wish the best for you

>>215943376
Virgin me
>>215943393
Nah I don’t know how to talk to women

>>215943413
Is she brown?

>>215943392
i'll have a word but don't think that'll be high enough

the so-called lads

>>215943417
I said Indian

>>215943391
https://voca.ro/1dSg9z9cWplP

>>215943409
you shouldnt wish the best for that vile freak

We’ve lost Brian Wilson, Ozzy Osbourne, and Ace Frehley all in the same year, and Phil Collins doesn’t look like he’s doing too well.

>>215943455
Jesus and I disagree friendo

>>215943448
Oh my days
Timmy's hairy-backed crush

>>215943463
Yeah and? Old people die, nothing new

>>215943450
oh SHIT

>>215943469
I didn’t say she was my crush

>>215943463
all literal whos

>>215943473
sent that sentimental freak to the scorching fires of hell

>>215943463
meanwhile

>>215943409
i did answer your question. people will remember you if you do something to help society. its what gives your existence any worth. IN MY OPINION

not about to argue that point so dont bother responding

>>215943479
sure timmy

>>215943499
i accept your concession on his behalf

>>215943499
no you didn't give me the amount of time actually why ignore it, and yes people will remember you for that also I won't respond if you give me money

>>215943463
I found them today

oh
My
Dayssssss

>>215943516
I literally didn’t

>>215943424
weird range of clobber what weather was it there

>>215943523
>>215943523
>>215943523

>>215943534
>>215943534
>>215943534

michelle trachtenberg also died this year and is forgotten about and i'm sad about it because she was lengers

>>215943536
you've been done

how do sewer companies know what level of population is sufficient critical mass to make it so that enough people are pooing and weeing at the same time to keep things moving in the pipes. thats how it works right. thats why you can't get plumbing in some rural areas. but how do they know. how can they trust enough people will be doing poos? what if there's a state wide illness that gives loads of people constipation? o they need to put out a government mandated flush schedule

greensleeves is the quintessential english song
could be heard in the court of the king or bashed out on the pub piano

>>215941983
Has he ever huffed stale farts from a bag?