Thread 215943523

killing floor 1 edition

LOADSA BLONDIE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU3-lS_Gryk

Welsh representation on the flag NOW

why is he scared to vocaroo????

>>215943523 (OP)
apparently kf3 is complete shite. which is a shame

mental how i'm tired but if i get into bed i won't be tired

>>215943523 (OP)
DOSH

>>215943544
Fuck that we don’t want to be on it

>>215943544
dragon should be in irish colors

>>215943546
https://vocaroo.com/1j6UOYQUzoOH

He's here

>>215943547
>39
fuck that's too young I might only have a couple of years left

how do sewer companies know what level of population is sufficient critical mass to make it so that enough people are pooing and weeing at the same time to keep things moving in the pipes. thats how it works right. thats why you can't get plumbing in some rural areas. but how do they know. how can they trust enough people will be doing poos? what if there's a state wide illness that gives loads of people constipation? o they need to put out a government mandated flush schedule?

janny is lurking. be warned

>>215943585
so that's cp

>>215943537
listening to Maria rn in honour of this post.

Rewatching Twin Peaks

if they caught the /sp/ pedo, they'll catch this faggot

>>215943574
stfu plastic paddy

>>215943585
excellent post

>>215943602
prot or cath, we can all reject the lies of the perfidious anglo

>>215943597
not sure children typically wear that kind of clothing in public and are being openly filmed

ate a sardine sandwich about 6-7 hours ago
just burped and could taste the deenz
not pleasant

>>215943620
wish they did thoughbeit :)

calm fit

*sits in the corner of the thread*

hello if you have any questions about christianity i will try to answer them to the best of my ability

>>215943626
1 in 4 sardines have dead parasites in them

>>215943645
when and why did you convert and do you belong to a denomination

miss my dad

it's never too late until it is

>>215943637
wondering where that pure aura emanating the room was coming from

>>215943648
extra protein

>>215943648
is it ok to eat them? I reckon there were 4 in the tin and I ate the lot.

>>215943665
how disagreeable people cope with people not enjoying their company

Just back from the pub. Was shit

>>215943662
he got obese again

>>215943575
https://voca.ro/18EwmljsGdJS

>>215943658
did you have a fall out or is he dead?

would like to book 11:15 for a poo tomorrow
please keep the pipes free

>>215943648
vast majority of fish is frozen before even coming ashore, then also sardines being canned, any parasites present will be completely harmless

>>215943679
yes they're harmless after the cooking process

>>215943691
>incel solo drink on a friday night

you're mad

rorkes dad locked up for protesting outside a refugee hotel

>>215943665
How will you contribute to society?

why doesnt /brit/ post beer can covered flats anymore

>>215943712
Who said I was solo?

ian watkins britain's charlie kirk. pbuh

smelly retard posting about greensleeves in the old

>>192248446
screaming. girl off instagram

>>215943730
i hate smelly retards the most

>>215943720
criticizing it and contributing to its downfall

every last non-white out

would suck the jizz out of a rape victims fanny

>>215943743
self hate isn't healthy mate

>>215943655
prefer not to say

>>215943757
that was actually quite rude, and you're bang out of order

>>215943599
donna > shelly = audrey >laura

>>215943696
dead. when I moved away we'd text every now and then but after then he started calling me every now and then to talk and when I look back I think he knew he was going

>>215943753
imagine your mum reading this knowing it was your post

why is there always a fella with downs in burger king with his carer but never at mcdonald's or kfc
what is it about the big BK that entices them so

love the smell of pipe tobacco

>>215943741
Seen her with a poo on her belly.

>>215943775
:(

not wrong though was i

>>215943758
what to literally all of those questions? if so then what's your fave bible book in the old testament and in the new

>>215943787
she looks deeply uncomfortable in that photo. i wonder how much she was paid

>>215943771
its just a exclamation of how horny i am. dont think my mum would like to know how horny i was even if i just said i'm horny

>>215943741
she was always an ugly jewess

>>215943783
mongo loves himself a whopper

>>215943762
banged you mum out of order mate

Pakis on the streets of London
Pakis on the streets of Birmingham
I wonder to myself
"Could life ever be sane again?"

Timmy when he sees his crush Poojita across the road

rorke in front of the huzz

>>215943753
same but im the rape victim and perpetrator and its also my arse

imagine your mum reading this thread knowing damn well you were in here

Fav OT book- Ecclesiastes
NT- Gospel of John

>>215943819
I was looking for a wog and then I found a wog
And heaven knows I'm miserable now

>>215943753
lol

>>215943820
Likkle pussy boi

>>215943827
Ktim

>>215943797
shut up you melt god doesnt exist lol

>>215943833
Didn't happen.

imagine ya mam naked

*votes rorke to be removed from the session*

>>215943841
Kys gingerpedo

>>215943833
we share the same old testament fave
>>215943851
sometimes I wish that was true

>>215943827
every l4d vs match

alri

Going to sleep now, I wonder what sort of dreams I will have? Sweet ones, I hope x

imagine yer mam cleaning her fanny in the bath

Chillin at the migrant hotel

>>215943544
unfortunately theres no way to do it without ruining the flag. it's already perfect

sometimes i feel a little tickle emanating from arseholeberg and wonder if it's a worm poking his head out

heathernonce fears the vocaroo king

>>215943871
baffles me that people pay money for her onlyfans and she doesn't show anything

>>215943904
that's me

rorke's mum showering and flossing her gooch with a towel and hanging it up to dry in the bathroom to save on washing

>>215943852
Do your job and deal with the freaks DTFIC you hindu bastard

>mam
working class filth

we like gold tings because we come from kings

>>215943579
apparently she got diabetes after a liver transplant
look after your liver lads

imagine yer mam being proud of you

might put on the whole amour of God in order to stand against the wiles of the devil

English bros...your response??!
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_Enlightenment

>>215943913
>hanging it up to dry in the bathroom to save on washing
we all do this in my family

Imagine being out there right now pulling fot birds and finally shagging.

>>215943911
and it all gets posted elsewhere anyway if you fancy a look at her arse
baffling behaviour

imagine yer mam having a sneaky wank

>>215943931
Nun lucifer could do x

might sin with my willy of the devil

>>215943943
and thats how you got your mums fanny herpes on your face

>>215943945
ktim 10 years ago

>>215943958
No we all have our own towels we don’t share

post the webm, you know the one..

Any schizo man in

>>215943945
never done this.

>>215943911
>>215943946
some blokes just like to give women online money for absolutely no reason just to "support" them. we've even got some that hang out in this thread

>>215943968
rude of them to leak their discord chat with employed woman

Any schizo man in

Indoor slab ''climbing'' one of the grimmest, most reddit things that's ever existed
Don't know why indoor slab even still exists
It's unbelievably grim

>>215943775
Blimey. I'm sorry to hear that.
It's eerily similar to my dad. We fell out when I was a teenager. Over the years slowly patched things up but live too far apart to see each other regularly. We went from texting occasionally to weekly phone calls. They last 10-30 minutes. I wonder if he is going. I'm not sure he would tell me.

>>215943955
all the mam talk was it, don’t imagine your mum when wanking! Just don’t!

>>215943968
some things don't change

>>215943978
bot post

>>215943978
Proper paro me

remember lads: ignis aurum probat

>>215943972
in a just world you would have your bones broken one by one before being skinned alive

>>215943943
my mum made us do this but only when we were small. nowadays i there's no amount of clean my arse and willy can get where i'd want even my worse enemy rubbing their face with my towel . jsut the thought of there being a tiny amount of sweat on there makes it worth it to just get a new towel. especially in 2025 when towels are cheap as fuck. mayeb it made sense in 1999 because products and supplies were more expensive proportionally to the household . there's just no excuse now

going to the 24-hour asda to get snacks

niggas really replying to the pedo

>>215943872
sweet dreams my love x

>>215944017
Puberty for girls typically begins between the ages of 8 and 13 years old.

hope this helps you to stop being such a fucking cuckold faggot

>>215943991
I'll drain the wankard tankard to other mums instead

>>215944009
legium pro britannia

Can only be a retarded prick when on the drink and every time I've gotten laid in the past 5 years, I was pissed. The real me? Gentle, thoughtful, kind and nuturing. Thus I am a sobercel. So be it.

yes im sure giving mentally ill attention seekers exactly what they want will make them go away

>>215943972
off to bed

>>215943945
Not been outside in 3 days.

>>215944047
ideally they would dose you up with amphetamine first so you wouldn't pass out from the pain throughout the process

romanes eunt domus

>>215944068
you should write a book you boring twat

>>215943915
What is DTFIC?

most young women are sexually mature by the ages of 14-16 it's immoral for society to prevent them from harnessing their peak potential fertility

I think I went outside one time this week and that was with my gf when she came over to get some drinks from the offy

2011 rorke playing the impossible quiz in ICT

>>215944062
my first cat used to do this to get up to my bed when we were both young and spry
dead now, of course

I would pull my willy to something but I've irreversibly deleted my porn folder, 200GB of material gone just like that

>>215944083
The little girl you spam was like 6 years old man.

>>215944102
ktim

pictured: a young mother with her infant son

>>215943978
am schizoid

"Go white boy" they chanted in unison

>>215944104
that is cute rip to catberg and your fleeting youth

>>215944102
i feel like the rorke gimmick has just become a way for people to share funny or relateable moments

>>215944121
Why's he sipping a 'fee then

>>215944106
>downloading porn
You're at least 35

>>215944145
im 38

right so it's just a nonce thread now is it

>>215944112
>being this green

>>215944132
would scran that right now

>>215944132
Woah bro does DRUGS that’s so cool you’re so badass dude!

The Grand Mufti of Jerusalem

how do i free myself from sexual desire?

>>215944133
Not sure she consented to those photos.

>>215944102
remember my friend playing scary maze on the computer in the back of the classroom in year 5 while everyone else was mid-lesson then the jumpscare came up and he jumped back so hard he fell backwards off his chair to the floor

>>215944170
castration

>>215944145
>saving files means you're old
zoomers getting worked up about the weirdest little things

Reminder: Prince Andrew unironically did nothing wrong, she was 17 and was paid like $1 million. She only started whinging to the media once she blew through all her money and wanted more.
>>215944133
If you look at this and your willy moves even a millimetre, as any red-blooded man's would, you can't actually judge are Andy.

>>215944166
I drive... kufar out of the holy land

>>215944133
all women are autogynophiles

>>215944188
how young would you go?

Gentlemen, a toast: to the virgin freaks!

>>215944170
have sex. or wank. or get an orchidectomy.

>>215944182
you don't need consent to photograph people in public

>>215944166
Guénonpilled

>>215944194
what does that mean?

>>215944199
burn them all alive and chuck them in a mass grave, useless “people”

>>215944204
pbuh

>>215944188
ok nonce

>>215944198
gay if you wouldn't shag a legal age 16 year old

>>215944170
i basically did that and it was without trying dunno what advice to give aside from don't do anything sexual of course

>>215944216
you think that girl is 16?

>>215944216
Not sure that's how it works

>>215944216
I’ve done this

>>215944202
well its common decency to ask permission

>>215944202
*runs over your foot with my bicycle*

>>215944209
just because we refuse to have sex and ugly as hell?

>>215944231
um
how old were you?

>>215944166
He had blue eyes apparently. Impressed Hitler.

>>215944207
theres no other reason why they would be so keen to do up and show off parts of their body in tight or no clothing

>>215944233
well she's not dressed decently is she

>>215944216
ive done this hundreds of times

>>215944244
You've got lots of money from xitter Ian, just buy a wife

You lot are fucking freaks

>>215944188
Andy kept it legal but he made of fool of himself in that interview. It was obviously a set up. He should have known better.

>>215944246
16
Shagged a fair few 17 year olds in my twenties tho

>>215944271
aye your mum is quite freaky

Scream

incels should be banned from watching porn (even with ID verficiation). just turns them into perverted unhinged freaks. porn should be limited to people with at least 4 recorded shags

incels should also be banned from voting, owning property, and international travel until they have sex

>>215944262
shes quite literally begging for it. why else would she be dressed like that in public? her pussy was probably dripping wet when the photo was taken.

>>215944262
touché

>>215944199
>>215944209
I am a non-freak virgin.

>>215944133
She’s 14 years old mate.

prince andrew did nothing wrong but all the royals should be killed nonetheless

>>215944297
and so what if she is

>>215944289
You have said the *actual* truth

>>215944273
I shagged a 17 year old when I was 20 and got flak off my mates for it

>>215944300
>but all the royals should be killed
wow there, calm down mate. thats treason.

>>215944216
Girls that age and even older, separate and apart from any legal considerations, are just too giggly and insecure and immature imo. Want some experience and a lass with some confidence who knows what she wants.

>>215944285
HAHAHA

>>215944285
sir aryan miles on a madone

>>215944323
they were jealous

>>215944340
probably

fuck you nigga

>>215944336
Hey did that one guy die or was that "viral marketing"? That guy who went to Afghanistan and the Congo. You have 2 minutes to respond to me.

When I was 15 I had a gf who was 13. She ended up dumping me for a 18 year old weed dealer. Creepy fucker.

>>215944323
>>215944340
seconding this. they would have leapt at the opportunity had it presented itself

corr wouldnt say no to a 99 flak right now

should l watch X-Files?

>>215944323
I'm 25 now and I was gonna shag an 18 year old and I got a load of shit from it

>>215944360
ever shag her up the arse?

>>215944289
so you've shagged 4 times

>>215944367
have you seen it? its worth watching imo

>>215944356
Seems like he scammed a bunch of people and deleted or privated all his utube videos and also privated his twitter

who shook the nonce nest then
as in the nest full of paedophiles

>>215944367
go on. let me know if its worth watching.

>>215944386
spaino posting nonce-bait again

>>215944356
you probably wont believe this but i dont read the news

>>215944360
Same for the first part

>>215944367
yeah scully is cute

>>215944381
no

>>215944360
now remembering that girl in 8th grade (14 y/o) who had an 18 year old boyfriend. she always bragged about it like it made her hot shit. nowadays the coppers would have nabbed that lad for being a giga-nonce.

>>215944385
A lot of those kinds of guys set off my finely tuned psychopath alarm

glod

whatever
whatever
we were never good together

>>215944386
16 year old are sexually mature women nothing pedophilic about it you mongcase

Can never make a thread on /tv/ that gains traction. Hitting the post limit on /int/ or /pol/ is an easy layup however

>>215944356
he is still alive but locked up in saudi prison

>>215944444
yeah?

>>215944409
yeah it was common in the 2000s. people thought it was iffy but police were never involved.

>>215944406
>>215944384
favourite season/episode?

>>215944412
oh i remember you posting this and yeah he does set mine off too many things about him seem off. comes off as rather insincere, his religiosity is certainly insincere

>>215944448
S03E05

Shiori Tsukada Sex Arse!!!!!!!

Buscemi is a kino machine

>>215944448
Season 5 ep. 18 is one that comes to mind. my advice is watch the first season if you dont like it quit

should've asked her out. will always regret missing that

Ann Widdecombe sex arse

>>215944448
squeeze and tooms are the goats

Suicide soon

but if i got my bum out in my back yard everyone would freak out and i'd get a letter from the council
not on really is it

>>215944451
Think bald and bankrupt too while we're at it, almost definitely Charlie Veitch but maybe with that one it's some kind of violent autism

>>215944521
aee that's rank mate

>>215944527
>back yard
FOYC

>>215944527
cor

>>215944435
lol dis wat happen to timmy

>>215944504
I get this sometimes with the girls who liked me but then I realize I would have wanted to like stay in the area of spain where they live or in London

>>215944530
Bald and bankrupt is a bit less obvious than miles but yeah, idk who Charlie Veitch is though

the gamer shack

>>215944527
not impressed with that arse really

>>215944555
Does is come pre-built or do I have to?

>>215944560
2/10 would not mould

>>215944521
Young Ann Widdecombe was a prime piece of arse. How did no Brit lad wife that up? Island of faggots you are

>>215944498
I've seen this doesn't he have sex with a legally consenting adult and everyone is outraged

>>215944574
think you have to but that they're simple to build and it only takes an hour

Chrissy, he's fucked up

>>215944590
le oxbridge face

>>215944525
good lad. livestream it

>>215944544
good post

Always amuses me how little self awareness some of you lot have. I wish I was less self aware then I wouldn't suffer from my trauma and mental anguish as much

>>215944525
please be heathermong, he’s addicted to this place yet doesn’t belong

>>215944639
first it was disney adults and now it's buc-cee's adults

>>215944640
Are you aware you have balls?

cold beer on a friday night

cold beer on a friday night

gonna watch this 6 hour youtube video on x files lore instead

Just did a MrSmelly1977 in my panties lol :P

>>215943741
peaked in 97

Reckon Aisha keeps her minge spick and span?

>>215944696
same

another friday night in my musty incel grotto

>>215944698
i already answered this comprehensively earlier

>>215944698
she looks filthy guaranteed to be a fishy fanny

>>215944713
Well? What if someone didn't see it?
>>215944721
Hope so.

>>215944684
but you'll miss out on cute scully in her silly outfits

>>215944728
potentially lifechanging

>>215944728
yanks be like
>his broken leg was out of bounds

>>215944710
kirby looks PISSED

>>215944739
cosy

>>215944710
I do not recognise the right of Dreamland to exist.

>>215944590
>How did no Brit lad wife that up?
Because she was a frigid prude C*tholic

>>215944776
She didn't get religious until her 30s nigga

get a new made
this one has petered out
died on the vine

S6.E4
Dreamland
An anonymous tip finally brings Mulder and Scully to the mecca of all UFO lore, Area 51. But when the agents witness the flight of a mysterious craft there, Mulder and one of the Men in Black, Fletcher, somehow switch bodies - and lives.

Fleetwood Mac's Dreams is an underrated, perfect gem of pop rock percussion, it's almost like the first Sade song

>>215944590
kek this post reminded me of the weird kid in secondary school who would keep sprouting random autistic stims, one of his favourites was to just sprout the words "a young ann widdecombe"
no idea what it was in reference to but he used to randomly say it all the time

>>215941792
>>215941792

>>215944790
>>215944790
>>215944790

And when finally the bottom fell out
I became withdrawn
The only thing I knew how to do
Was to keep on keepin’ on

>>215944808
On what planet is Fleetwood Mac Dreams underrated?

>>215944836
I thought that was Larkin all until the final line

>>215944855
it's only cherished for its wine aunt poetry and stevie's performance rather than mick's tasteful latin-inflected yet straightforward drumming

poo

>>215944684
rick worley?