Thread 215944790

You arrive in Neocastle edition

WHERES THE FUCKING NEW?

had a kino new in the chamber but you'll just have to wait

>>215944790 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrKHP33ya_A

the /brit/ anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1_RKu-ESCY

LOS CAMPESINOS MENTIONED

Today has been a tough day mental health wise. I didn't get up until 15:00 pm due to my depression. And I couldn't sleep until the early morning either. I would usually stay up a little longer but I'm not feeling it tonight. Not sure what it is that's bothering me.

Man, im starvin!

i have never made love to a woman lads

>>215944877
alri 50cent

oppa gangnam styel

>>215944897
alri 50 pence

>>215944877
i have. hundreds of times. with several women.

>>215944863
I'd be depressed too if I'd dedicated my life to a child abuse fetish cult.

>>215944877
>woman lads
we call them ladyboys here. it's much more common

mental how 4chan will be banned soon for us soon

um

>>215944934
I'll just dictate my posts to my cousin in Australia

i think if we don't get the last thread to 310 janny's gonna delete this new again

>>215944922
you ever made love to ladyboy?

>2027 Rugby World Cup draw
Wednesday December 3rd
>2026 FIFA World Cup draw
Friday December 5th

that'll be a wild week lads, aye?

>>215944790 (OP)
protoss va protoss

>>215944941
is that a bat?

>>215944863
maybe you should stop pretending to be a woman

>>215944972
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760319866367185.webm

>>215944972
when i was a teen i once fondled a ladyboy’s boobs and let them twerk on me. nothing too serious but i did have a stiffy

>>215944957
Dear Beloved Cousin,

In response to that message of heathermong saying they've tied their noose and that their suicide is imminent please reply to them with the following text accompanied by the image of Bradley Walsh from The Chase laughing which is named 'bradderslel.jpg'. You will find it in the file of reaction images I emailed you earlier.

'SCREAMING FUCKING POOING MATE GET IT OVER WITH SUNSHINE'

With much love,
Your faithful cousin

Gassy girls who smell like poo.

>>215945052
Exactly

Bismillah the UK and ireland will fall to islam soon. Allah wills it.

I only feel boredom when I am dehydrated or malnourished.

>>215945107
WALLAHI!

>>215945090
Nobody cares, fuck off.

>>215945107
>Ireland >England >Wales >Scotland >Northern Ireland

In that order

>>215945114
ktim but the opposite

>>215945107
fall? more like rise

book a 7 day holiday in tel aviv mod November

yeah that's going in my arsehole

>>215945107
Reckon there's gonna be a proper collapse and civil war within our lives

>>215944863
You need a man.

*teleports behind you*

>>215945145
leave it on reddit next time fag

>>215945141

Arise as a Muslim state. YES

Evens I'll get the turkey and potato povvo slop cooked
Odds it 'za night

Considering jacking off to a classic pornography with very high production values

>>215944829
Cringe gimmick.

>>215945173
So this is Rorke?

geek yarn

>>215945187
Looks like you're getting the 'za Marvin you incorrigible rat

glod

>>215944790 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcOiJnWniWg

I have lost 6kg in six weeks on Mounjaro.

>>215945162

I've an over and under shotgun used for clay shooting if need it. (Could I be arrested for saying this?)

>>215945250
That in the Balkans?

>Your faithful cousin
um

>>215945252
In the UK, probably. This country is a hellhole

>>215945259
No Tanzania I think.

KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t44etbU0cUU

>>215945252
I've a copper pipe. Cam on!

Stressing about not having any booze in again even though we have plenty.

>>215945272
He should probably get tested

want to have a wank but the curtains are off while the paint dries on the window frames

>>215944790 (OP)
Virtually nobody gets an outside view from those buildings in this city, either that or the rooms are like a hundred meters across

>>215945313
Your house. Their fault for watching

This is extremely offensive.

leftypol in tatters

thoughts on big fat arses?

>>215945410
spread them and eat them

>>215945400
extremely anti Semitic joke

>>215945410
the fact is women with big fat arses likes this are unable to properly wipe or wash so it's guaranteed that if you're every lucky enough to bend one over you'll be greeted with a strong odour of old dry sweaty poo

>>215945410
what? both of them are obviously her

>>215945410
Disgusting. Only negroes enjoy that sort of thing.

*enters brit*

went for a nightwalk
now contemplating 'cide
viva la vida lol

do you reckon royal albert hall installed jap toilets for the sumo guys?
no way they wiping that shee

boxcar racer was still good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcmG1MwV_Ho&list=RDwcmG1MwV_Ho&start_radio=1
tuneage

Well Rorke?

Well Rorke?

don't let a white boy get hot

>>215945511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAs7Wxvc1_o

autistic kid who lives in my building on a mad one

>>215945488
when i was fat i just used a bidet with high pressure water. only problem was it sprayed poo everywhere but totally worth it imo

>banned forever
literally no such thing

Somehow gingernonce returned...

>>215945547
you're supposed to wipe first before using the bidet

>>215945510
He's doing his BWC mating ritual

>>215945549
He will continue to post on the botnet and sit out his 10x 120 second captchas to post his muck on a thread where nobody wants him but it won't be so easy. Still a cause for celebration

Soggy trousered JAP

dont like burgers
fat people food

>>215945628
Hiya! x

>>215945624
don't see how high quality meat in a quality bun with salad is fat people food

>>215945584
i see

test

>>215945631
People in the 1920s were pretty unhygenic. Chances are she had a huge unkempt bush and a shit encrusted arsehole. Disgusting.

To kizza or not to kizza

Took the bus today

>>215945678
That's obviously a train

>>215945642
spiritually fat behaviour eating burgers is

>>215945678
Big shoe big shoe!

>>215945631
this was how i found out king tut was gay

>>215945693
What about getting a kizza at gone one in the morning

When 4chan is blocked /brit/ should migrate to the SpongeBob Community Forums

>>215945718
joe rogan on a mad one

>>215945697
ktim

>>215945715
Wish I could get one at this time. They're all closed by one in my town

>>215945715
spiritually paki
i look down on anyone who eats indian or paki food

Hi! I’m your new resident schizo!

>>215945752
real schizos deny that they're schizo

eating some cake

>>215944850
i reckon thats not the /brit/ anthem

>>215945743
I can’t argue I don’t wanna fund them

Prince Andrew has relinquished his title Duke of Rorke.

>>215945765
mental how fit she became

>>215945822
Talk of the exclusion of the Duke of York from the rightful succession is treason. Any who speak of it set themselves against legitimate authority and are the heirs in spirit to those rebels who so recently plunged our country into rebellion and civil war. Can anyone here contemplate such evil without horror? Let there be no confusion. The Duke of York is my heir and will remain so. His right is ordained by God and no man may alter it. Anyone who denies this truth makes themselves an enemy of God, King and country. Think on that before you take another step towards chaos. All the world may see what a point we have come to. Nothing that begins in such division is likely to end well. I declare Parliament dissolved. Gentlemen, go home. I will not trouble you any further.

>>215945834
unnerving...

>>215945834
My faggot horse doing this faggot look everytime I come home. Every fucking day. Every single fucking day this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on her face.

>>215945678
rorkes creps

considering hot dogs or noodles
what do you reckon lads?

>>215945810
not just about funding them but about what it says about someone willingly eating greasy spicy foreign shit for browns
you are what you eat

you lads ever had any bad ingrown hairs?

>>215945822
oh the grand old duke of rorke he bummed 10000 men

>>215945875
yeah...

>>215945822
No he hasn't, he's just not using the title anymore
Only parliament can relinquish titles

uphill gardeners mentioned

>>215945865
why not both

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4k9DjUuA0H8
stelth cot

genuinely hate people who say "rest in power" shut the fuck up
such a retarded phrase

>>215945765
need a quirky 'tex gf

Schoolbergs got me doing excel.

>>215945874
Sometimes the greasy stuff hits the spot
It’s ordered

>>215945877
he wanked them off at the top of the hill
and he sucked them off again

>>215945890
phwoooaaarrr tell us more lad

You ever feel like nothing good was ever gonna happen to you?

I miss the 2000s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI-w4gvkCkQ

>/shorts/
if it doesn't embed, i'm not watching it
learn how to change the link to a watch?v= or don't bother linking it
simple as

>>215945926
Kid I grew up with died and they had those cheesy angel edits of him at his funeral, pretty sure they used AI to make it too instead of just a SOVLful cutout and paste on the background

>>215945940
yeah and it hasn't
what of it?

>>215945940
Yeah. And nothin did. So what?

>>215945904
both? chicken flavour noodles with hot dogs. that is madness.

Fucking RAPE

>>215945953
ok boomer

pooey bums

as always, lets give it a go

call him discord raider
call him mr rorke
call him insane

>>215945765
>>215945983
they're pretty ugly

>>215945998
me just before shagging my gary eats sex arse

Hwlp I need Help !! I have to Write a bit about Myself for something Important but it is using a lot of Brainpower figuring out to Write so I have been putting it off for So Long and it Needs to be DoneSoon!! How do I Motivate myself Please! Help !!

Become ungovernable

>>215946033
Indeed. This is what I am doing with my purchase of the kizza

>>215946017
soo tell me about yourself :)

would suck the sweat out of new toilfus socks

>>215945926
it's african american phrase that trannies have co-opted because they think their sick fetishes are a legitimate civil rights movement

>>215946060
You should tell her that

>>215945968
that's just a regular meal for me hahah

listening to Simply Red in my shagger sitting room

wank toil looms

Don't even remember being a teenager anymore. My entire relationship with her, just completely gone.

>>215946085
Based

>>215946050
I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-ageing eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

>>215946083
is bruh here going to the office or science class?

>>215946081
do you slather it in honey and stuff it up your bum

my favourite food is steak but that’s a treat so most days i have jacket potato with cheese and gravy, tomato soup and bread, meat pies with gravy spuds and yorkshire, bacon roll, beef burger, cheese and ham toasted sandwich and the rare chicken nuggets and waffles i quite like eating food

>>215945937
when i was 18 i had a sure thing with a bird i was meeting at a party. but in a moment of madness i decided to shave my pubes. got a horrific razor rash. i still went to the party but basically had to ignore the bird and was constantly scratching my groin area. it was embarrassing and humiliating. i got really drunk really quick then left the party early. when i got home i poured straight vodka all over my groin area and it stung like crazy. then i was sick all over the shower.
the next day my mates let me know that bird who was a sure thing shagged another fella, a steroid junkie called jake.
anyway it took weeks for the rash to heal and i ended up with 3 or 4 ingrown hairs that were very sore and swelled up with pus that I ended up popping and pulling out the hairs with tweezers. They left scars still visible now 15 years later.

>>215946094
pensioner or early onset dementia?

>>215946107
Might be a warrior zoomer. Heard about them but never seen one knowingly. You know what, maybe I HAVE seen one... yeah, maybe, maybe... let me think about this before you rush to any judgement on me

>>215946103
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760545014225678.webm

>>215946136
I had fish pie. Was really nice. Love fish pie, me. It were pie night

>>215946138
I'm 26. Grim.

>>215946103
>ice on face
don't do that, it will ruin your fat pads

>>215946136
that is a lot of food

Poo poo poo
Pooing out my backdoor

>>215946170
good. will accentuate my bone structure

>>215945983
Chang thinks he's a Chad now (she's ugly though)

>>215946116
nh but jokes aside last month i was absolutely horny. i rubbed my ringpiece and the next day it started to hurt a bit. i thought I had an infection or something. havent touched my arse since. it's a bit gay when you think about it too

trying to listen to some tunes but i load up a song from 10 years ago and the video is edited by AI am i going mad what is this

>>215946194
it will make you look gaunt and older
preserved fat pads are the key to looking youthful

>>215946210
how's it ai?

Letters sent to 4chan by Ofcom posted by 4chan's lawyer
https://prestonbyrne.com/2025/10/16/the-ofcom-files/

Essentially it seems that Ofcom are picking and choosing which US law to acknowledge and which to say don't apply

I do not drink, smoke or do drugs. I have never done any of them. I only drink water and small chugs from the milk carton and avoid fizzy drinks. I am also limiting myself to four biscuits a day because sugar is bad. I avoid sunlight and use a spot clearing cream before washing it off then moisturising. I hope this offsets my otherwise shitty diet.

What do black people think of AI? Not sure they have as much to lose

>>215946239
>You should learn about UK law. You quoted Florida law to me and I subsequently lost my appeal. And the Floria law wasn't even right either

>>215946240
get some nutrients and sunlight

>>215946240
I smoke, drink and take drugs. I also eat like shit and barely exercise and have shagged 80 women.

>>215946248
Why do you care what goes through the minds of beasts? Are you of Irish extraction?

>>215946259
I used to buy nutrient gummies from Asda but have been forgetting lately. And sunlight ages you, not good.

well thats a video of a woman tongue-punching a black man's fart box

>>215946248
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1758663928617319.mp4

George Droyd

>>215946260
she a luh dick drainer

Damn

>>215946269
patriot
>>215946240
pinhead

>>215946276
only excessive sunlight. im not saying do tanning. just go for a walk in daylight hours.

The aussie/usa/malay lads will keep /brit/ going until reform gets in

>>215946223
sorry am stteaming will explain tomorrow if you link me

am one of those freaks who doesn’t like real music and only listens to game osts

>>215946312
I trust the Aussies. Not sure about the rest desu

>>215946297
Blair and New Labour utterly fucked the country but at least they actually cared about how the country was perceived. Cool Britannia, etc. Certainly helped consolidate Blairism. Same can't be said for the Tories after 2010, fatal mistake that cost them dearly.

>>215946103
this is the same sequence in the book btw

the current tunage:
Bobby Brown - On Our Own (1989)

service stations are such magical places

overheard two northern irish people speaking today and they kept repeating the word like every couple of words
they were in their late twenties

>>215946363
they're called petrol stations you mong

>>215946363
I used to work at one and it was mega comfy

No Country for Old Men is a mediocre film

>>215946297
It's been said before but it wasn't anything to do with the government, it was more the social media age which exposed how shit the UK actually is
they used to think we were all hugh grant but we are actually devvo

>>215946297
>One Direction, Blur & Oasis, David Beckham, James Bond, London Olympics
okay
>the NHS
what
I know the NHS is practically a state religion but who the fuck outside the UK cares about it
were the yanks buying up NHS merchandise?

>>215946374
Disagree thought it was good, now pulp fiction or anything by Tarantino, i would say is a bad film now even mediocre

>>215946367
yeah we do be like that like

right then
odds hotdogs
evens noodles
dubs go to bed without scran

>>215946381
A lot of Yank lefties want universal healthcare. And when they imagine it they're probably thinking of the NHS

swear there can never be a more kino music video than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4MiC67seUY

>>215946391
>odddogs
ummm

I remember being underage and thinking I can't wait to be so 18 so I can see a prostitute
As a kid I remember being obsessed with those prostitute cards they put inside telephone boxes
I'm now in my thirties and never seen a prostitute

>>215946370
no petrol stations are the baby ones
>>215946371
you were a very lucky man

stayed up the entire night again award

>>215946381
NHS is commonly cited by leftist yanks like Bernie Sanders as an example of a functioning universal healthcare system - obviously not knowing the full reality of it.

the NHS is broken. we should do what most of the mainland does.

>>215946370
lmao shut in mong

>>215946375
a bit but it is also the lack of british pop culture export, after harry potter became massive the state should have encourage massive amounts of british set films and tv made for mass international audiences like korea did with k drama

>>215946363
A liminal space, if you will

>>215946239
love ofcom just getting completely mauled and battered by a single no-name american lawyer

>>215946389
are you really northern irish?

>>215946424
I mean they kind of did. There are massive tax breaks for the film industry here. An inordinate number of films are made here. Georgia were complaining earlier this year because we have poached a lot of their business due to tax incentives and lower salaries (lol)

>>215946363
>>215946428
Yeah there’s something about them

is yhat... a heckin LIMINAL SPACE???? OH MY SCIENCE someone PLEASE get a 4 hour long iceberg explained video made about this RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smart Americans are smarter and more articulate than smart Brits
Not surprised a non-name yank lawyer would absolutely rinse Ofcom

>>215946451
they're not british films, making guardians of the galaxy in the uk does nothing to give the uk soft power

Sometimes I go to the Moto service station in my area just to hang out. There’s a Greggs where I’ll pick up my chicken bake then wander around looking at the empty 18+ arcade, the compact M&S, gaze upon the motorway from below, walk past the small independent cafe to the Burger King on the other side and finish off with a peek into WHSmith.
It’s only one story though, I went to one once that had two floors with a KFC on top.

as a kid who had to go to hospital a lot and dealt with mostly dreadful and incompetent nurses, i always thought the NHS worship was fucking weird
of course, back then I only had to deal with all white nurses who were either bitter resentful middle aged women or chavettes who were fresh out of sixth form, can't even imagine having to deal with nurses that can't even speak english

damn there's a lone fox in my liminal space

>>215946446
indeed

rainberg just decided to kick in, making my nighttime incellious piece of shit fuckhead browsing much much comfier :)

remember when bart got an elephant lol

Here We Go is not a good tv show.

>>215946363
for me its gloucester services
they do absolutely peng food for a motorway services and its not even exorbitantly expensive

>>215946492
has he ever owned a bear

>>215946470
Actually that is what soft power means. Being a massive market hub for the international film industry is real soft power. Having millions of chinks buying Harry Potter costumes and sing the Spice Girls is not.

>>215946496
it's no Not Going Out but big boots to fill there

>>215946478
my nan had cancer and died surrounded by africans with no empathy who didn’t listen to her and mistreated her
one of the many reasons i am a rorke today

>>215946492
yeh

>>215946504
beart simpson

Will sometimes hide a post I've made because I've lost interest in the conversation.

>>215943833
>Fav OT book- Ecclesiastes
>NT- Gospel of John

Have you ever given off Rockstar Vibes??

>>215946515
this is a big redpiller for normgroids
happened to me, too

>>215946509
Ok then 'cultural power' or whatever the um actually term is. the fact we have 70 million english speaking people and korea mogs us in terms of tv exports is embarassing

remember bart went to australia and got kicked by a big boot lmao but he dodged it

yhe simbnsons

>>215946542
i see you've played booty dodgey before

>>215946297
>>215946347
Don't forget the fact that half the global Anglican communion have now split from Canterbury on account of it being a den of iniquity

>>215946539
i am sorry
wonder how many more people had to pass like that

>>215946511
Never really got into Not Going Out.
Its a long while since the BBC has had a decent comedy. Too woke.

Mein Fuhrer, I have failed you...

i'da called em chuzwazzas

>>215946540
we do very well tbqh
yes korea has overachieved the past few years
but compare that to india for example

Back in the day people drank full sugar Coca Cola and full bodied beer. Hardly a fatty in sight. Only when light beer supplanted Bud Red in popularity did the obesity epidemic start.

>>215946492
Mental how the Simpsons have gone on for so long they're repeating episode plots now
There was an episode a few years ago of Lisa getting braces again that completely ignored the first time it happened

remember when homer slept naked in an oxygen tent because he believed it gave him sexual powers

>>215946387
Pulp fiction is shit but Jackie Brown is in my top 20

>>215946582
Dental plan.

So white nurses were just as bad? I can imagine gruff white nurses having less patience than meek flip nurses
>>215946478
>>215946515

Marge Simpson sex arse

The Halloween costume

>>215946584
truth nuke

>>215946582
>>215946593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOFaaXfNxZ0

>>215946528
which one are you?

Just poured myself a spiced rum and coke for a last drink but accidently poured a triple and its brutal on the palate

was really into simpsons as a kid but transferred over to the griffins as i got older and never looked back

>>215946611
Get off vent or I'll have you bent.

>>215946579
I think the phrase is correlation does not imply causation

had some of my first wanks to late 90s simpsons porn

>>215946353
gayer than gay sex

>>215946574
but we speak english and are semi first world. the international audience should not even notice when they're seeing a british film/show it should be so normalised the same way you don't even notice if an american show is in Californian or new york accent.

>>215946567
there is a new partridge show now but i havent watched it yet, the fake one show spoof he did was good
not going out was sitcom slop but watchable

>>215946624
I hate Family Guy's snarky Jewish humour even more than the Simpsons

Did I invent a new opening?

>>215946612
indians hate muslims more than christians desu

>>215946297
Jimmy Savile getting exposed was the turning point.

>>215946632
kek are you me?

>>215946648
A scholar's mate with several needless terrible moves

>>215946639
dadstein is a huge partridge fan watched one episode of the new one and said it was shit

>>215946632
Mine were to the wrestling

>>215946647
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760635420147905.webm

>>215946667
no one says this any more unc.
we say ktim now

remember when homer got lisa a pony

rorke lifting up the bottom of his shirt to hold the crumbs from eating whilst laying on his back and then walking outside and shaking them off

When I was a kid, I used to watch old sitcoms like some mothers do av em and carry on films and hope that a woman in it would suddenly show her breasts or do something sexual

If you join this game first, you will have challenged me:

https://lichess.org/Tg8uZ3Pv

All individuals who click this link afterward will merely be observers.

5 minutes per person.

Let me teach you chess

>>215946624
what did you think of the crossover episode

rorke lifting up the bottom of his shirt to get bummed by a stranger in a public toilet

>>215946698
He knows how to use tools

>>215946695
Janny!

>>215946655
social media in general also ruined people's cartoon fantasy world perceptions of plenty of countries by offering an actual first hand view of what they're really like, rather than being filtered through movies and tv shows and such
it happened to you, america, japan, korea, india, not us thogh australia's the best planet on earth

>>215946624
only seen clips of family guy but never laughed not even once

Das Leben ist Wille zur Macht.

>>215946647
Family Guy was the funniest show ever shut up

>>215946704
Trying again:

https://lichess.org/m79Nnxm6

Some cunt bailed

>>215946702
And I did the same watching King of the Hill. I hoped Luanne would get her tits out

>>215946702
for me, it was the soft-core porn channel 5 would broadcast late on friday nights.

>>215946698
leave me alone

>>215946706
it was ok very forgettable though
>>215946724
must have a bad sense of humour then

mihai loved american dad

>>215946704
teach me how to love instead

>>215946737
yes mate that was the one
fucking hot shit for a pre-teen like me
also they showed films like confessions of a window cleaner

>>215946755
post the funniest futurama clip

>>215946724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Z6hBvvu_k

>>215946673
its just like scissored isle which was alright
obviously never getting the i'm alan partridge levels again but what else has done so since then

>>215946773
>>215946773
>>215946773

>>215946732

Can someone seriously play?

https://lichess.org/GKInTegE

>>215946761
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/american%20dad%20sex/username/mihai/

>>215946639
i didn't like the fake one show
ive just finished his new mental health show
its ok
not great tbqh
bit hit and miss