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Anonymous Philippines No.215947004 >>215947134 >>215948222 >>215949425 >>215950552 >>215951320 >>215951379 >>215952159 >>215952322 >>215953550 >>215954107 >>215956818 >>215963686 >>215965279
What is your favorite Hadith iyc?
Anonymous United States No.215947134
>>215947004 (OP)
What happened to last thread?
Anonymous Sweden No.215947402 >>215954550 >>215958292
"I saw Muhammad eat chicken" o algo
Anonymous United States No.215947453 >>215949515
this is the only one i know
maybe youve heard of it
Anonymous Brazil No.215947638
The one about muhammed drinking teenage girl breast milk or some shit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215947727
Anonymous Indonesia No.215947744
"I saw prophet eating an Iberian papist, then i said 'why lord?', then he said 'because Roman Catholic done more damage to humanity than jews'" May Allah bless him
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215947767 >>215949200 >>215949261 >>215949515 >>215958622
Anonymous United States No.215948196 >>215949515
Anonymous United States No.215948222 >>215956124
>>215947004 (OP)
everything I know about islam i learned from al-hakeem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzK6JTL8C7I
Anonymous United States No.215949200
>>215947767
>having oral sex with mohammed prevents hellfire
The fuck are doing over in arabia?
Anonymous United States No.215949261
>>215947767
sir that is an inauthentic hadith
Anonymous United States No.215949425 >>215949515
>>215947004 (OP)
Anonymous United States No.215949515 >>215951366
>>215949425
>>215948196
>>215947767
>>215947453
This is looking real bad for Islam bros....
Anonymous India No.215949663
The penis of alzutt never tires
Anonymous Brazil No.215950552 >>215950585 >>215960049
>>215947004 (OP)
https://sunnah.com/urn/511480
Anonymous Brazil No.215950585 >>215951284 >>215960049
>>215950552
https://sunnah.com/urn/511360
Anonymous Brazil No.215951284 >>215951307 >>215960049 >>215960049
>>215950585
https://sunnah.com/malik/30/14
Anonymous Brazil No.215951307
>>215951284
What did Aisha mean by this?
https://sunnah.com/malik/30/13
Anonymous Croatia No.215951320 >>215951830 >>215953060 >>215955696 >>215956449 >>215956849
>>215947004 (OP)
Anonymous United States No.215951366
>>215949515
Those hadiths were Snopes fact-checked as unreliable doe
Anonymous United States No.215951379
>>215947004 (OP)
The one where he remembers the rock that used to salute him
Anonymous Croatia No.215951383
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951782 >>215951843 >>215953118 >>215958347
So wise...
Anonymous Germany No.215951820 >>215960097
Uhm sweaties, all these hadiths are weak, okay?
Anonymous Germany No.215951830
>>215951320
Lmao
Anonymous Germany No.215951843
>>215951782
WOAH
Alhamdulliah or something
Anonymous United States No.215951847
Anonymous Croatia No.215951968
Anonymous United States No.215952028
Anonymous United States No.215952159 >>215952181 >>215955802
>>215947004 (OP)
Anonymous United States No.215952181 >>215955802 >>215958737
>>215952159
Anonymous Thailand No.215952322
>>215947004 (OP)
Anonymous Slovakia No.215953060
>>215951320
kek
Anonymous Italy No.215953118
>>215951782
Maybe it was camel hair allergy
Anonymous United States No.215953132
Anonymous Ireland No.215953550
>>215947004 (OP)
for me it's the collection from https://islamicwisdom.neocities.org/
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215954107
>>215947004 (OP)
>hadith
More like HARD IN MY ASS ITH ZMAO
Anonymous Serbia No.215954514
Billions died over these funny dumb writings.
Anonymous United States No.215954550
>>215947402
this one is funnier than the zutt one imo. it was weird how they documented him doing literally anything
Anonymous Philippines No.215955696
>>215951320
lmao
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215955802
>>215952159
>>215952181
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215956124
>>215948222
>the penis of al-Zutt never weakens
Anonymous Finland No.215956386
Anonymous Finland No.215956449
>>215951320
Kek I lost it at the raisin part
Anonymous Finland No.215956494
I like the silly ones more. Like the saluting stone one
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215956818
>>215947004 (OP)
Is that a hadith?
Anonymous Indonesia No.215956849
>>215951320
Literature
Anonymous United States No.215956863 >>215957456 >>215958717
Anonymous Croatia No.215957337 >>215957884 >>215958279 >>215958963
Anonymous Ireland No.215957456
>>215956863
schizo hadith
Anonymous United States No.215957884
>>215957337
Holy kek
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215958279
>>215957337
LOL
Anonymous Norway No.215958292
>>215947402
Lol
Anonymous Norway No.215958347
>>215951782
Lmao
Anonymous Sweden No.215958622 >>215961150
>>215947767
People suicide bombed themselves for this retarded religion?
Anonymous Canada No.215958717 >>215959923
>>215956863
Marshmallows existed back then?
Anonymous Finland No.215958737
>>215952181
Was he stupid?
Anonymous Philippines No.215958963
>>215957337
lost it
Anonymous Croatia No.215959057 >>215959960
Anonymous Croatia No.215959868
Anonymous United States No.215959923
>>215958717
I think its referring to the plant, not the confectionery.
Anonymous Italy No.215959960
>>215959057
Peaceful, lovely
Anonymous Croatia No.215960002 >>215960033 >>215960470 >>215963453
Polytheist bros... our response?
Anonymous Italy No.215960033
>>215960002
Also dye it orange to add extra sillyness, becayse you are a stupud clowm afterall. I think Mo knew what he was doing
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215960049
>>215950552
>>215950585
>>215951284
>>215951284
zutted.com
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215960097
>>215951820
You know what is never weak? BZC
Anonymous United States No.215960470
>>215960002
>the polytheists
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215961150
>>215958622
Yes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215963453 >>215964909
>>215960002
>thou shalt grow a pubic beard to make the kafir seethe
Anonymous Finland No.215963686 >>215965279
>>215947004 (OP)
For the gay pedos:
The Quran mentions ghilman in verse 52:24: "There will circulate among them ghilman for them, as if they were pearls well-protected." Ghilman are traditionally described as servant boys provided especially for believers in heaven. In verse 56:17: "There will circulate among them [the faithful in heaven] young boys made eternal" -- "them" refer to the faithful in heaven and "young boys made eternal" to ghilman.

For the sacrifice of Christians:
> "No Muslim would die but Allah would admit in his stead a Jew or a Christian in Hell."
(Sahih Muslim, Book 37, Hadith 6665, or Book 49, Hadith 6233 in newer numbering.)

Another version of the hadith states:
> "There would come people among the Muslims on the Day of Resurrection with sins as heavy as a mountain, but Allah would forgive them and place their sins on the Jews and the Christians."
(Sahih Muslim, Book 37, Hadith 6666, or Book 49, Hadith 6234.)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215964909
>>215963453
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215965279
>>215963686
i'll repost what you posted because i don't know why your post got deleted
>>215947004 (OP)
For the gay pedos:
The Quran mentions ghilman in verse 52:24: "There will circulate among them ghilman for them, as if they were pearls well-protected." Ghilman are traditionally described as servant boys provided especially for believers in heaven. In verse 56:17: "There will circulate among them [the faithful in heaven] young boys made eternal" -- "them" refer to the faithful in heaven and "young boys made eternal" to ghilman.

For the sacrifice of Christians:
> "No Muslim would die but Allah would admit in his stead a Jew or a Christian in Hell."
(Sahih Muslim, Book 37, Hadith 6665, or Book 49, Hadith 6233 in newer numbering.)

Another version of the hadith states:
> "There would come people among the Muslims on the Day of Resurrection with sins as heavy as a mountain, but Allah would forgive them and place their sins on the Jews and the Christians."
(Sahih Muslim, Book 37, Hadith 6666, or Book 49, Hadith 6234.)