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Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950092 >>215950133 >>215950180 >>215950590 >>215950745 >>215950863
/brit/
Chuggaaconroy edition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uysi0q5zNgc
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950114 >>215950136
glod
Anonymous Brazil No.215950127
The vibe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NRXx6U8ABQ&list=RD4NRXx6U8ABQ&start_radio=1
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMhlLXpeylE
Anonymous United States No.215950133
>>215950092 (OP)
what even is that
Anonymous Spain No.215950136
>>215950114
what is this gimmick then explain it to me, seen you doing it multiple times

also I have a mind freeze for the past whole hour and forgot i was supposed to be applying to jobs and browsing this site, not just simply browsing this site
Anonymous United States No.215950141 >>215950161
Think it'll be an incel walk downtown on the morrow
Anonymous United States No.215950148 >>215950151
avatar use is against the rules on /int/
sorry :\
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950151
>>215950148
who's using avatars?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950155 >>215950168
sweet dreams are made of piss
Anonymous Spain No.215950161 >>215950188
>>215950141
Will there be incellious music playing within your ears or do you walk raw
Anonymous United States No.215950166
so we're closer to 2030 than we are to 2020 then? right.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950168
>>215950155
kek
Anonymous United States No.215950170
why are people always posting random nobody retards here? it's it advertising?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950180 >>215950202 >>215950249
>>215950092 (OP)
This guy was the first youtuber I ever watched
Anonymous United States No.215950188 >>215950247
>>215950161
I live in America lad, my head will be on a swivel and my .38 will be on my hip
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950202 >>215950289
>>215950180
And he remains the greatest.
Anonymous Slovenia No.215950207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cawY4hXfe0o
Anonymous Spain No.215950247
>>215950188
Have you ever been in the vicinity of a shooting
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950249
>>215950180
Anonymous Sweden No.215950257 >>215950260 >>215950264 >>215950280 >>215950282 >>215950287 >>215950292 >>215950419 >>215950475
morning lads, it’s my birthday today
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950260 >>215950280
>>215950257
moo
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950264
>>215950257
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Anonymous Spain No.215950280
>>215950257
merry birthday!!!
>>215950260
reportedly according to the familyberg, moo was my first word
Anonymous Slovenia No.215950282
>>215950257
AQUAVIT! JUNGFRU! PLUNDRA!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950287
>>215950257
grattis pΓ₯ fΓΆdelsedagen de grabb
Anonymous United States No.215950289 >>215950310 >>215950314
>>215950202
it's this supposed to be chris chan cosplay or something?
does he think he'll become famous by doing that?
Anonymous Ireland No.215950292
>>215950257
sad birthday
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950310 >>215950339
>>215950289
he's just autistic nigga
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950314 >>215950330 >>215950374
>>215950289
He already is famous, retard
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950330
>>215950314
sent that gay freak flying back to LaGuardia
Anonymous Spain No.215950339 >>215950347
>>215950310
ktim
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950342 >>215950368
going to suck a coffee
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950347
>>215950339
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950368 >>215950443
>>215950342
sucking a long black is it
Anonymous United States No.215950374 >>215950394
>>215950314
most people have never heard of this person
Anonymous Canada No.215950391
I feel that these threads are generally of weak mind.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950394
>>215950374
no one said he was taylor swift
he's a youtuber
Anonymous United States No.215950411 >>215950436
>this niche youtuber I have a crush on is FAMOUS
ok bruh
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950419 >>215950484
>>215950257
one year closer to death
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950433 >>215950450 >>215950542 >>215950601
showertoil looms
then washingtoil
then runtoil
then coffeetoil
then footytoil
then cookingtoil
then filmtoil
then sleeptoil
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950436
>>215950411
no one said he was world famous
Anonymous United States No.215950441 >>215950466 >>215950542
had a big story typed up about my close proximities to a crazy murder spree but if I gave too many details you could probably run it through some AI and dox me. 'nets ruined thanks to clankers
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950443
>>215950368
well it is black but it's only little
Anonymous United States No.215950444
eating globs of uncured resin
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950450
>>215950433
my saturdays are normally like that but not this one. going to be a complete write-off im afraid
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950460
every day is the same when you're neet
feels quite bad to be honest with you
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950464 >>215950489 >>215950516
and now in ceasefire news
Anonymous United States No.215950466
>>215950441
no honey
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950467
putting runtoil in my runtcar
Anonymous Sweden No.215950468 >>215950567
thanks for the happy wishes lads
Anonymous South Africa No.215950475
>>215950257
Anonymous United States No.215950481 >>215950550
Spotifysson begging me to come back to premium but those swedish bastards wont see another dime from me
Anonymous Slovenia No.215950484
>>215950419
Ubi sunt qui ante nos in hoc mundo fuere?
Venies ad tumulos si eos vis videre!
Cineres et vermes sunt, carnes computruere!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950489
>>215950464
don't like israel
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950499
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950506 >>215950687
good band
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950516
>>215950464
KWAB.
Anonymous Spain No.215950542
>>215950433
not working in a wanktoil? many in here do
>>215950441
proximity to it so close that you were the one firing the weapon
Anonymous United States No.215950550
>>215950481
After paying for YouTube premium, an alphabet affiliate, it's now actually Spotify that pisses me off the most. For one, no I don't want the video to play on the podcast. 2. 2 is service is choppy on the go and I'm forced, like a dog, to listen to audible or to apple podcasts. Apple podcasts, of course, download fully within seconds and don't cut out mid sentence or, lol, God forbid? They don't cut out mid SONG. 3, the pop ups when opening the app. FUCKING DRIVING CUNT
Anonymous United States No.215950558
You all need to calm down
Anonymous Spain No.215950567 >>215950578
>>215950468
what kind of dog is that? why do you have such a freakishly large dog?
Anonymous Sweden No.215950578
>>215950567
just a big dog innit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950590
>>215950092 (OP)
Could never stand this cunts voice
Anonymous United States No.215950596 >>215950650
my dick's all hard n shit. got a 2 week load saved up and my shit's been leakin' all day. entire cock area of my underpants is all crusty and stiff because my shit's been leakin' all day. half chub all day just leakin' pre all over my shit.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950600 >>215950636 >>215950647 >>215950678
What on earth is going on with the UK?

It seems to have serious demographic issues and actual ethnic English are understandably angry at having been largely vilified as Nazis and far-right for wanting to protect their heritage and identity.

To reach into draconian surveillance and censorship to quell its own natives of the land who has lived there for thousands of years at the behest of those that have arrived from far away lands with a drastically incompatible culture with the British is a recipe for civil war.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950601 >>215950623 >>215950635 >>215950744
>>215950433
Why would you wash before the run? Fucking mong
Anonymous Canada No.215950614
Someone antagonized a duel in a video game and got made to look ridiculous.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950623
>>215950601
ikr lol
Anonymous Russian Federation No.215950624
can't turn on the english dub for ac3 oh well don't think there's some oscar worthy performace anyway
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950635
>>215950601
it's such a massive lie for the incel neet shutin that he doesn't even know which order running and washing go in
Anonymous Slovenia No.215950636 >>215950678
>>215950600
the UK is a feudal society, you don't get a say
Anonymous United States No.215950647 >>215950658 >>215950662 >>215950669 >>215950678
>>215950600
civil war with no guns? yeah okay nige just roll up a newspaper and get it wet and stick it in the freezer for a makeshift baton and beat them all to death with frozen newspaper and butter knives
Anonymous United States No.215950650
>>215950596
haha
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950658 >>215950672
>>215950647
i can freeze my poo to make a weapon
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950662 >>215950678
>>215950647
Wars are fought with information these days.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950669
>>215950647
i challenge you to a poosword duel
Anonymous United States No.215950672
>>215950658
gay guys used to poop in condoms and freeze them to make dildos
Anonymous United States No.215950678 >>215950699
>>215950662
i think of that patton quote about the pen and sword
>>215950647
>>215950636
>>215950600
uk going back to a time when everyone was litererally getting stabbed in the back by migrants from down south
Anonymous United States No.215950687
>>215950506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyexOcfa99E
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950699 >>215950716
>>215950678
Which state do you live in? Are you having "demographic issues", as it were, there as well?
Anonymous United States No.215950700 >>215950789
In Shanghai thinking about her again. In the rain...
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ6G7qwjom4
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950707 >>215950726
it's almost christmas
Anonymous United States No.215950716
>>215950699
california lol. so absolutely
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950726
>>215950707
cant wait x
Anonymous United States No.215950727
Once you've lost your cities, it's pretty much a done deal.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950736
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950744 >>215950813
>>215950601
i shower before and after a run
Anonymous Indonesia No.215950745
>>215950092 (OP)
I just learned about his cancellation. Kinda crazy his asian ex(-fiancee) just fanned the flames back then, while hiding they were dating and even engaged. Crazy woman.
Anonymous United States No.215950749
let's piss together come on come on let's piss together
Anonymous Canada No.215950775
The roach hates his dog. It's absolutely bizarre

I'm trying to find the sequence of words in one of his 11 hour streams that happens once a day but it's like "Dude you should see Kaya when she gets scared. It's so funny. It's the funniest thing in the world dude. She looks like a little baby and like eyes are going to start falling from her little dog eyes, I literally cannot stop laughing"
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950778 >>215950789
dawnberg is quickly approaching
Anonymous Spain No.215950789
>>215950700
the classic /brit/ vaguepost, I know an autistic finnish girl on telegram who i talk to who constantly says stuff like that so I have to ask her about it

>>215950778
twilightberg for me already
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950813 >>215950856
>>215950744
fuck off clean shirt
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950840 >>215950849 >>215950877
not good at chess in the morning
Anonymous Spain No.215950849 >>215950860
>>215950840
i have the same issue, just it persists into midday and the the evening and late into the night
Anonymous Slovenia No.215950856
>>215950813
t. Ragnar hairy-breeches
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950860
>>215950849
lol
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950863
>>215950092 (OP)
was just reading about what happened to him and found out that protonjon is a tranny now
exceedingly grim
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950877 >>215950915
>>215950840
you playing bullet or something? yeah, morning is not good for anything less than 15+10
Anonymous United States No.215950882 >>215950904
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950887 >>215950908
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950904 >>215950940
>>215950882
freshen your drink guvna?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950908
>>215950887
get the 'malis imported
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950915
>>215950877
whatever's on the lichess lobby usually 5+3 or less. doing puzzle streak instead now
Anonymous United States No.215950920
Need a gf with a giant massive nose
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215950927 >>215950962
'kin 'el need to find some ugly lad and turn him into some big tiddy goth girl
Anonymous United States No.215950940
>>215950904
oh come on geezer
Anonymous United States No.215950962
>>215950927
needs to get better at nose contour
Anonymous Belgium No.215950981
Proudly brought to you by HUBLOT
Anonymous Belgium No.215950993 >>215951019
CÎROCβ„’ ULTRA-PREMIUM VODKA :
β€œTHE ART OF CELEBRATION”
Anonymous United States No.215951004
I think I've made too many mistakes to come back from
Anonymous Belgium No.215951005
Explore your perks with Shell GO+
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951008
no!
Anonymous Spain No.215951019
>>215950993
would swish that around my neoliberal teeth like there's no tomorrow
Anonymous Belgium No.215951023
At Vodafone, our aim is to create a digital society that includes everyone and helps protect the planet. We believe superfast connectivity and technology is the key to unlocking the UK’s potential. We’re connecting people, businesses, and communities, so everyone can tap into the benefits of a digital society.
#TheNationsNetwork
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951029
get the Ciroc drank
get the Vodafone prepaid purchased
get the Shell + perks redeemed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951030 >>215951071
YESSSSSSSS
HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SHELL GO PERKS!
CIROC VODKA!
JAMES CLEVERLY!!!!
TIMMIES!!!!
KATY!!!!
THE CRONEM!!!!!!
S-CURVED BATONS!!!!!
THE GHERKIN!!!!!
IT IS TIME!!!! IT IS THE TIME OF DAY!!!! FINALLY IT IS HERE!!!!
Anonymous Belgium No.215951032
So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.
Anonymous Belgium No.215951046
Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951047 >>215951067 >>215951124 >>215951153
I genuinely have so many questions about the spammer that I would love to know the answers to
Why Shell? Why Hublot? Why Ciroc?
Why does he start every single one of his spamming sessions with these bizarre marketing copypastas?
What is it about the Gherkin that is so interesting? Is it the phallic shape? Does it link directly to BBC?
Why does he choose a Belgian flag? And what devices does he use to do his double act on his, presumably, original UK IP address when it seems like two of them are working together?
Why did he become fixated on the word 'Cronem'?
Why did he choose 'Katy' as a name for a white british girl when that is a north american version of that name?
Why is he obsessed with James Cleverly?
Why does he go to the trouble of making sure every single image he uses has a matching piece of text - not a single image is ever posted without the appropriate text that goes with it. It is meticulously planned and he likely has some sort of spreadsheet or management system for this in place.
What is his relationship with previous spammers with similar output such as the 'does his blackness make you feel less than' guy, and heathermong?
What is his relationship to cloggy, who disappeared as he appeared?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951060
looks to be a cloudy day
Anonymous Belgium No.215951066
Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951067
>>215951047
i know the answers to all these questions
Anonymous Spain No.215951071
>>215951030
still haven't lurked enough to comprehend the gherkin what is that part about exactly
Anonymous Belgium No.215951081
Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched
Anonymous Belgium No.215951092
Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951098
the scaffolding outside my flat is finally coming down
been up for nearly three months
what an eyesore
Anonymous United States No.215951124
>>215951047
I believe that he's only using 1 device. My question is how he avoids a ban with the daily spam and advertisements
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951145
can hear mum doing a big poo
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951146 >>215951378
Saturday`s
Pocket Monster of The day

Is ..

Kadabra !!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951153
>>215951047
he's just a spastic innit
Anonymous United States No.215951164
Almost headed up to bed with my contact lenses on thinking im just a normal guy with normal good eyesight and not a blind man who cant see a face in front of me without specs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951192 >>215951235 >>215951275 >>215951283
how do you think ziedbelg saves images with corresponding text? he's too thick to write a program for it so I reckon he opens up a word document and a folder called "brit spam" and goes down the checklist making sure he's posted all the pics with all the paragraphs from the word doc
Anonymous United States No.215951214 >>215951275
How come women are, on average, more beautiful than they've ever been but men have much more deformed, effeminate and ugly
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951217
Heh i was almost forced to face the fact that my argument was bad but i see here that you made a typo hahaha tough luck pal
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951235
>>215951192
memorised by rote learning surely
Anonymous United States No.215951249 >>215951275 >>215951276
business idea: futurama but 1000 years in the past, in italy
pastarama
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951272
feel a big poobarm brewing in the 'testine
Anonymous Spain No.215951275
>>215951214
I thought both sexes were getting fatter and uglier not sure about women being more beautiful than they've ever been

>>215951192
could be folders within folders, like the main folder being called james cleverly then folder 1 has a certain image of james along with a text document of the accompanying text, then it's back into the main folder and into folder 2

>>215951249
would invest if i wasn't a worthless neet
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951276 >>215951355
>>215951249
boo!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951283
>>215951192
something like that

funny how some autists have their special interest be trains or planes or whatever while he's ended up obsessed with black men
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951326
i might as well unfilter him if you freaks are going to gossip about him constantly
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951332
My autistic obsession, you ask? Poo.
Anonymous United States No.215951355
>>215951276
ran out of my abode about half a mile down the street upon seeing this
i'm out of breath now you bastard
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951358 >>215951375
can feel anxietyberg rearing his ugly head again
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951360 >>215951407
The Raped
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951370
The Gaped
Anonymous United States No.215951374
can feel poostein rearing its ugly head again
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951375 >>215951405
>>215951358
suck that cherry ice vape pronto
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951377 >>215951403
had some horrible dreams last night and woke up both relieved that none of it was real but also fretting about the what ifs
can't stand brainberg sometimes, need him out of business
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951378
>>215951146
one of my fave pokes
Anonymous United States No.215951389
how many personas is he going to create to talk about himself
Anonymous United States No.215951399
The Vaped
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951403 >>215951421
>>215951377
only horrible people get horrible dreams
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951405
>>215951375
I don't vape mate. Reckon I'll just get some fresh air instead
Anonymous United States No.215951407 >>215951415
>>215951360
Gingernonce copped a permaban from the jan man
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951415 >>215951464
>>215951407
i doubt that will stop him
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951416
i said i'd quit the elfbars in january, 10 months later i'm still sucking one
i get one for Β£5 a day that's like 2 grand wasted lol
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951421
>>215951403
just not true is it
Anonymous United States No.215951428 >>215951444
fizzy blackberry raspberry lime lemonade
Anonymous United States No.215951433
What a web we weave
Anonymous Canada No.215951434
I am entering the flow state
Anonymous Spain No.215951444 >>215951520
>>215951428
wish i had that right now, also wish you'd namefag so I could go in the archive and look at all your drinks
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951460 >>215951549
Attention JFs:
It is approaching 8am in His Majesty's United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and my countrymen will soon be logging on, so shuffle over and make room for some actual decent quality posting
Anonymous United States No.215951464
>>215951415
I'm certain he will rear his head but it will probably just be megamelties on the botnet. I suspect he was the 'p poster. Doubt he'll be waiting out the 10x 120 second captchas to tell us about his audiobooks and triple digit portfolio very often
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951471
I don't understand how people lock their car keys inside the car.
It's impossible to do it accidentally. You'd have to lock the car with the door open and throw your your keys inside before closing the door.
Anonymous United States No.215951477
a bear ball
or
arab label
Anonymous Canada No.215951483
If I cannot see it and it does not affect me then it does not exist.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951484 >>215951509 >>215951520
can see the blue tits on the bird feeder
cute little chaps they are
Anonymous Ireland No.215951496
planning my incel manifesto
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951501
corr lads it's the weekend so I've transitioned my efforts from dossing (paid) to dossing (unpaid)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951509 >>215951531
>>215951484
at this time of the year?
Anonymous United States No.215951520 >>215951579
>>215951484
I love tits
>>215951444
I would never do that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951531 >>215951561
>>215951509
blue tits are native and non migratory mate so they're here all the time
not sure what bird you're thinking of
Anonymous United States No.215951549 >>215951579
>>215951460
Signing off and standing by. You have the watch now.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951561 >>215951579
>>215951531
i just haven't seen any tits at all since summer
Anonymous United States No.215951567
yeesh
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951569
A good idea for /brit/ would be for every edition to have a music bed. Jazz or some classy shit like that. No Jap music
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951579 >>215951624
>>215951520
good lad
>>215951549
roger that yankee one, over
>>215951561
do you go outside at all?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951583 >>215951595 >>215951600 >>215951620 >>215951794
i keep sending my (female) coworker funny webms but she only replies like once every 3 or 4 times with a laughing emoji.

think she might not be interested in me and i have been acting autistically the whole time
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951595
>>215951583
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951600 >>215951652
>>215951583
yeah that's what's happened mate
leave the poor woman alone
Anonymous United States No.215951607 >>215951621
Propshit Poohammed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951615 >>215951625 >>215951632 >>215951647 >>215951670 >>215951727
not fair how this type of thing only ever happens in america
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951620 >>215951652
>>215951583
>webms on teams
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951621
>>215951607
shrieking
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951624
>>215951579
look mate i keep a good eye on the goings on in my garden. perhaps the tits have gone into the woods to prepare for winter where i am
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951625
>>215951615
the first one was a scam, like the fyre festival. not many turned up and those that did left after one or two songs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951632
>>215951615
the UK has loads of festivals every year mate
Anonymous United States No.215951647 >>215951668
>>215951615
Wouldnt go if you have me a free ticket, flight and hotel
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951652 >>215951662
>>215951600
>>215951620
i post webms on the team slack channel, i was in a meeting with her once and she said she found them funny so i started doing it directly to her in DMs but she hasn't said anything since, just ignored me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951662
>>215951652
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951668
>>215951647
it's not for zoomers. anyone over the age of 35 would find that festival very nostalgic and definitely worth going
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951670 >>215951684
>>215951615
how can you possibly have that many acts in a 2 day festival
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pefqLpN9A4M
what a Lovely video !!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951684
>>215951670
all the bands perform at x2 speed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951697 >>215951709 >>215951712 >>215951720
>Emma, 32, a doctor, meets Julien, 41, an advertising creative
How'd you think it went?
Anonymous Ireland No.215951709 >>215951726
>>215951697
she looks so old
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951712 >>215951726
>>215951697
purely based on past experience reading this, he gives her a 10 and she isn't interest
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951720 >>215951726
>>215951697
terribly!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951726 >>215951801
>>215951709
nasty little boy

>>215951712
>>215951720
correct
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951727 >>215951763 >>215951773
>>215951615
only recognize 7 of those bands, absolute boomerslop
Anonymous United States No.215951763 >>215951770 >>215951790
>>215951727
pretty sure baby boomers don't listen to any of that it's all millennial cringe
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951770 >>215951790
>>215951763
you're right. and he's a mong for calling it boomerslop
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951773 >>215951790
>>215951727
>boomer
gen alpha detected. that's millennialcore.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951781
>pretty sure
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951790
>>215951763
>>215951770
>>215951773
ok boomers
Anonymous Spain No.215951794 >>215951811 >>215951840
>>215951583
send us the last webm you sent her also just keep sending her webms anyway unless you're only doing it because you wonder if she's interested in you romantically
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951798
finally made a sporcle account
Anonymous Ireland No.215951801
>>215951726
it gives me great pleasure how early women hit the wall and then start panicking about kids and relationships when theyre all dried up old hags

t. exclusively dates women in their early 20s
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951802
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951807
>um ackshually it's millennial not boomer
shut the fuck up if you're 30 or older you're a boomer
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951811 >>215951827
>>215951794
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEI7oX0XxJw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEI7oX0XxJw
Anonymous Spain No.215951827
>>215951811
SOMEONE BRADLEY REACT TO THIS FOR ME lad this is a bit danny
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951840 >>215951894
>>215951794
ignore the other webm, this is the real one
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951859
no this is the real webm
Anonymous United States No.215951860
oh yay the ugly reddit cartoons are here
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951879 >>215951939
Living in London as an Englishman feels like how I imagine it was to live in the Warsaw ghetto. Something in the air. My instincts tell me to get out.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951894 >>215951908
>>215951840
Me when someone posts a fit tranny
Anonymous United States No.215951907 >>215951938 >>215951947
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951908 >>215951941
>>215951894
you try to become one?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951938
>>215951907
the comments are also ai
Anonymous Spain No.215951939 >>215951973 >>215951986 >>215951993
>>215951879
i went back to live there on sisterberg's sofa in towerhamlets and it was grimer than I expected, murder occurred just across the road flat building literally like a week before I got there was a sign for what was to come but too tired to bother with it, only stayed there a few months then left, multiple crap experiences there
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951941 >>215951960
>>215951908
Nah mate - do worry I'm a little bisexual sometimes though, but nothing about masculine men appeals to me.
Anonymous United States No.215951947
>>215951907
what da dog doin
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951953
the first poo of the day :)
the second poo of the day :(
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951960 >>215952029
>>215951941
nothing wrong with liking feminine penises
Anonymous Spain No.215951973
>>215951939
*too tired to bother with tell the other experiences and apparently to send a coherent post

night all time for bed at 9:30
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951976
jad in cheadle
i repeat jad in cheadle
Anonymous United States No.215951986
>>215951939
yeah you definitely didn't have to leave because your sister was tired of having you on her sofa for months
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951988 >>215952045
might do absolutely nothing today and then complain about how shit my life is on here later
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215951993
>>215951939
Sounds about right mate. I used to take girls on dates around the city, & walking around as a young white couple was like having a target on us. Constant comments and aggression from non-whites.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952024
listening to psybient tunes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952029 >>215952069
>>215951960
Not the penis that appeals to me, more the perception that trannies - the whore - are easier to shag than women - Madonnas. Couldn't dream of anally violating a woman and treating her like a piece of meat. Could do that to a tranner though
Anonymous United States No.215952043
the queer little fellas practicing their creative writing on /brit/ again today I see
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952045
>>215951988
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952054
Not drank booze for over a week. Quite proud of myself and going to keep it up.
Anonymous United States No.215952069 >>215952126
>>215952029
utterly fucked
go to the island
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952126
>>215952069
I'm already on an island you prudish ninny. Can't deny I'm porn warped, but I'll never act out these fantasies.
Anonymous Sweden No.215952129 >>215952140 >>215952148
will someone please post a real webm
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952139 >>215952170
gf turning into a horrible moody cow while packing up the cigs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952140
>>215952129
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952148
>>215952129
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952156
Been binge eating for a good month and a half, weighed myself in the middle and I'd shot up from 245lb to 268lb - was ready to weigh myself today and be 280lb but I'm 256lb. Genuinely shed a tear of relief, can't stop grinning. Back to my Sisyphian task - we might falter, but we carry on
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952170
>>215952139
Slip her nicotine patches whilst she sleeps - simple solution
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952210 >>215952225 >>215952255 >>215952276
phwoar
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952225
>>215952210
*Vomits on the bottle*
The state of your palate
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952237 >>215952275 >>215952294
woke up at 4 am in excruciating pain and my stomach so big it felt like it could pop I’m never eating so much food again big mistake
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952246 >>215952305
Why did this country become so grim after 2010?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952248 >>215952258 >>215952422 >>215952453
Any owls, eagles, condors, raptors, falcons, or hawks in?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952255
>>215952210
These cross-brand products are getting out of hand
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952258
>>215952248
*raises taloned foot*
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952263
Sick of feeling sluggish. Might down a cup of coffee
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952275 >>215952294
>>215952237
Ktim. Been experiencing exactly this for weeks now, used to be able to eat a pizza and two side orders before bed and I'd wake up feeling fine. Now if I even eat a sandwich I get such severe stomach pain I end up rolling around in bed whimpering. Time to change fella
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952276
>>215952210
bet this is nice on chips
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952294 >>215952325 >>215952375
>>215952237
>>215952275
Go to a doctor
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952305
>>215952246
Blacks and browns
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952325 >>215952412
>>215952294
Nah I know what was wrong, made lifestyle changes and symptoms have fully abated. Feel great!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952375 >>215952507
>>215952294
And say what doctor I got high and ate so much food you wouldn’t even think it’s possible and as a result had bad stomach pain?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952412
>>215952325
Anonymous United States No.215952422
>>215952248
Anonymous United States No.215952453
>>215952248
owls eagles condors falcons and hawks are all raptors
get it straight
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952468 >>215952601 >>215952800
any favourite tree man in
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952473 >>215952555
brekkie sorted
Anonymous Croatia No.215952490
I have a monster BWC (if I don't wank for 3 days)
Anonymous Canada No.215952503
>>>/v/723536779
>>>/v/723536779
>>>/v/723536779
>>>/v/723536779
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952507 >>215952644
>>215952375
quit that muck
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952529 >>215952559 >>215952560 >>215952581
There’s a speed camera van out on my street how can I fuck with it without getting into trouble??
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952540
Currently reading, "β€˜Β£30 for a ready meal?!’ Do Charlie Bigham’s new dishes really beat going to a restaurant?" on the Guardian online
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952555
>>215952473
Nobodys ever clocking this one
Probably 6'5 to cap it off
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952556 >>215952606
theres a street i drive down sometimes called prince andrew way i wonder if theyll ever change it so we dont need to think about the dirty bastard
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952559
>>215952529
Nothing you can really do, even if you give it a middle finger from your car you can get a fine for that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952560
>>215952529
Wave a magnet next to it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952581
>>215952529
fling your poo on it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952601 >>215952672
>>215952468
yh
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952606
>>215952556
He boffed a 17 year old which is legal
He did absolutely nothing wrong
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952611
Feel so fucking monged out today don't know what's wrong with me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952644
>>215952507
I am I’m never smoking weed again
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952661
dogberg loves her slop x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952672
>>215952601
that is quite good
the mesopotamians said gods lived in a cedar forest and gilgamesh chopped some down
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952707 >>215952738 >>215952750 >>215952805
looking into the 33rd degree masons, utterly bizarre how powerful people get into this type of stuff you'd think they would just happily live in peace with their wealth and comfort
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952738
>>215952707
A poor man can live in peace and humble comfort, a rich man does not become so due to valuing peace and humility.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952745
Ashamed to say ive just tooted
Anonymous United States No.215952750
>>215952707
you just don't get it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952758 >>215952843
this is what I had this is what I was dealing with
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952800 >>215952895 >>215952913
>>215952468
i like palm trees and monkey puzzle trees i hate spruce trees
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952805
>>215952707
at a certain point wealth becomes meaningless except a tool to acquire more power, mason lodges allow the wealthy to climb the power ladders
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952843 >>215952856
>>215952758
Get off the devils lettuce son, mugs game
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952845
if he doesnt want to be the duke of york ill fucking do it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952856
>>215952843
I have I’m never gonna smoke it again
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952864
The Duke of Rorke
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952870 >>215952893
had a lovely lilith wank
Anonymous Ethiopia No.215952885
Ciggy and sparkling water time
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952886 >>215952904
that's 1800 calories down the gobhole, now to the gym
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952893
>>215952870
had a wank yesterday and thought it was going to be the big cum but it was a dribble
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952895
>>215952800
monkey puzzles are cool
why do you hate spruce trees
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952902
just not normal is it
just not a normal thing to say
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952904
>>215952886
im only eating 1700 calories a day
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952913 >>215952941 >>215952945
>>215952800
Palm trees aren't true trees, you dumb fucking spastic
Anonymous Australia No.215952916
Only if I get the two thouthand men
Anonymous United States No.215952918
>>215950094
>>215950094
Anonymous United States No.215952941
>>215952913
be quiet rude little shit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952943
Can't solve today's cryptic monkey puzzle
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215952945
>>215952913
dont care, not a virgin you see
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215953088
Right
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215953094
*runs around doing my hes here dance*
hes here
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215953095
f****** n***** j**** b******
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215953098
petulant little cunt
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215953150 >>215953288
Dunno if it’s better to ban those Israeli fans or let the Villa fans beat them up before the game
Anonymous Australia No.215953174
turns out, monkey puzzle
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215953193
Well that's the word le'd isn't it
Anonymous Sweden No.215953217
might make an interesting post for the first time in my life
Anonymous Australia No.215953242
>>>/int/brit
>>>/int/brit
>>>/int/brit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215953273
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FUCKING NEW??
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215953276
stop messing around
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215953288 >>215953304 >>215953332
>>215953150
Let the men watch the men kick the ball Dogshit cuck country ruins everything even the old firm is dead 4% away allowance what a load of balls. Muzzies running Birmingham have bankrupted the place and can't be arsed to pay the police overtime to police it, police are lazy bastards anyway and the jews will be singing their chants about gaza which would hurt feelings so the whole things in the shit.
Anonymous Sweden No.215953304 >>215953326
>>215953288
whole lotta yapping
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215953326
>>215953304
I rescind your happy birthday die in pain you horrible smelly meatball faced cunt
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215953332
>>215953288
It’s not because they can’t afford the police it’s because they hate Jews
Anonymous Australia No.215953352
>>215953349
>>215953349
>>215953349