Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:05:17 AM
No.215950114
>>215950136
glod
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:06:24 AM
No.215950127
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:06:24 AM
No.215950128
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:06:40 AM
No.215950133
>>215950092 (OP)
what even is that
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:06:53 AM
No.215950136
>>215950114
what is this gimmick then explain it to me, seen you doing it multiple times
also I have a mind freeze for the past whole hour and forgot i was supposed to be applying to jobs and browsing this site, not just simply browsing this site
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:07:20 AM
No.215950141
>>215950161
Think it'll be an incel walk downtown on the morrow
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:07:41 AM
No.215950148
>>215950151
avatar use is against the rules on /int/
sorry :\
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:08:14 AM
No.215950151
>>215950148
who's using avatars?
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:08:27 AM
No.215950155
>>215950168
sweet dreams are made of piss
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:08:46 AM
No.215950161
>>215950188
>>215950141
Will there be incellious music playing within your ears or do you walk raw
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:09:13 AM
No.215950166
so we're closer to 2030 than we are to 2020 then? right.
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:09:25 AM
No.215950168
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:09:29 AM
No.215950170
why are people always posting random nobody retards here? it's it advertising?
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:09:52 AM
No.215950180
>>215950202
>>215950249
>>215950092 (OP)
This guy was the first youtuber I ever watched
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:10:38 AM
No.215950188
>>215950247
>>215950161
I live in America lad, my head will be on a swivel and my .38 will be on my hip
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:11:27 AM
No.215950202
>>215950289
>>215950180
And he remains the greatest.
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:11:42 AM
No.215950207
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:15:37 AM
No.215950247
>>215950188
Have you ever been in the vicinity of a shooting
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:15:42 AM
No.215950249
morning lads, itβs my birthday today
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:16:41 AM
No.215950260
>>215950280
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:16:49 AM
No.215950264
>>215950257
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:17:51 AM
No.215950280
>>215950257
merry birthday!!!
>>215950260
reportedly according to the familyberg, moo was my first word
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:18:04 AM
No.215950282
>>215950257
AQUAVIT! JUNGFRU! PLUNDRA!
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:18:39 AM
No.215950287
>>215950257
grattis pΓ₯ fΓΆdelsedagen de grabb
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:18:44 AM
No.215950289
>>215950310
>>215950314
>>215950202
it's this supposed to be chris chan cosplay or something?
does he think he'll become famous by doing that?
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:18:49 AM
No.215950292
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:20:16 AM
No.215950310
>>215950339
>>215950289
he's just autistic nigga
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:20:31 AM
No.215950314
>>215950330
>>215950374
>>215950289
He already is famous, retard
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:28:08 AM
No.215950330
>>215950314
sent that gay freak flying back to LaGuardia
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:30:57 AM
No.215950339
>>215950347
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:31:07 AM
No.215950342
>>215950368
going to suck a coffee
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:31:27 AM
No.215950347
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:33:34 AM
No.215950368
>>215950443
>>215950342
sucking a long black is it
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:34:01 AM
No.215950374
>>215950394
>>215950314
most people have never heard of this person
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:35:09 AM
No.215950391
I feel that these threads are generally of weak mind.
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:35:28 AM
No.215950394
>>215950374
no one said he was taylor swift
he's a youtuber
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:36:45 AM
No.215950411
>>215950436
>this niche youtuber I have a crush on is FAMOUS
ok bruh
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:37:15 AM
No.215950419
>>215950484
>>215950257
one year closer to death
showertoil looms
then washingtoil
then runtoil
then coffeetoil
then footytoil
then cookingtoil
then filmtoil
then sleeptoil
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:38:48 AM
No.215950436
>>215950411
no one said he was world famous
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:39:17 AM
No.215950441
>>215950466
>>215950542
had a big story typed up about my close proximities to a crazy murder spree but if I gave too many details you could probably run it through some AI and dox me. 'nets ruined thanks to clankers
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:39:25 AM
No.215950443
>>215950368
well it is black but it's only little
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:39:26 AM
No.215950444
eating globs of uncured resin
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:40:02 AM
No.215950450
>>215950433
my saturdays are normally like that but not this one. going to be a complete write-off im afraid
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:40:49 AM
No.215950460
every day is the same when you're neet
feels quite bad to be honest with you
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:41:06 AM
No.215950464
>>215950489
>>215950516
and now in ceasefire news
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:41:17 AM
No.215950466
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:41:20 AM
No.215950467
putting runtoil in my runtcar
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:41:26 AM
No.215950468
>>215950567
thanks for the happy wishes lads
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:42:10 AM
No.215950475
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:42:20 AM
No.215950481
>>215950550
Spotifysson begging me to come back to premium but those swedish bastards wont see another dime from me
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:42:28 AM
No.215950484
>>215950419
Ubi sunt qui ante nos in hoc mundo fuere?
Venies ad tumulos si eos vis videre!
Cineres et vermes sunt, carnes computruere!
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:43:06 AM
No.215950489
>>215950464
don't like israel
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:43:41 AM
No.215950499
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:44:07 AM
No.215950506
>>215950687
good band
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:44:45 AM
No.215950516
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:46:43 AM
No.215950542
>>215950433
not working in a wanktoil? many in here do
>>215950441
proximity to it so close that you were the one firing the weapon
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:47:18 AM
No.215950550
>>215950481
After paying for YouTube premium, an alphabet affiliate, it's now actually Spotify that pisses me off the most. For one, no I don't want the video to play on the podcast. 2. 2 is service is choppy on the go and I'm forced, like a dog, to listen to audible or to apple podcasts. Apple podcasts, of course, download fully within seconds and don't cut out mid sentence or, lol, God forbid? They don't cut out mid SONG. 3, the pop ups when opening the app. FUCKING DRIVING CUNT
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:48:21 AM
No.215950558
You all need to calm down
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:49:37 AM
No.215950567
>>215950578
>>215950468
what kind of dog is that? why do you have such a freakishly large dog?
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:50:51 AM
No.215950578
>>215950567
just a big dog innit
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:51:55 AM
No.215950590
>>215950092 (OP)
Could never stand this cunts voice
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:52:29 AM
No.215950596
>>215950650
my dick's all hard n shit. got a 2 week load saved up and my shit's been leakin' all day. entire cock area of my underpants is all crusty and stiff because my shit's been leakin' all day. half chub all day just leakin' pre all over my shit.
What on earth is going on with the UK?
It seems to have serious demographic issues and actual ethnic English are understandably angry at having been largely vilified as Nazis and far-right for wanting to protect their heritage and identity.
To reach into draconian surveillance and censorship to quell its own natives of the land who has lived there for thousands of years at the behest of those that have arrived from far away lands with a drastically incompatible culture with the British is a recipe for civil war.
>>215950433
Why would you wash before the run? Fucking mong
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:54:26 AM
No.215950614
Someone antagonized a duel in a video game and got made to look ridiculous.
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:55:08 AM
No.215950623
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:55:19 AM
No.215950624
can't turn on the english dub for ac3 oh well don't think there's some oscar worthy performace anyway
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:56:03 AM
No.215950635
>>215950601
it's such a massive lie for the incel neet shutin that he doesn't even know which order running and washing go in
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:56:08 AM
No.215950636
>>215950678
>>215950600
the UK is a feudal society, you don't get a say
>>215950600
civil war with no guns? yeah okay nige just roll up a newspaper and get it wet and stick it in the freezer for a makeshift baton and beat them all to death with frozen newspaper and butter knives
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:57:23 AM
No.215950650
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:58:22 AM
No.215950658
>>215950672
>>215950647
i can freeze my poo to make a weapon
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:58:46 AM
No.215950662
>>215950678
>>215950647
Wars are fought with information these days.
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:59:16 AM
No.215950669
>>215950647
i challenge you to a poosword duel
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 7:59:27 AM
No.215950672
>>215950658
gay guys used to poop in condoms and freeze them to make dildos
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:00:08 AM
No.215950678
>>215950699
>>215950662
i think of that patton quote about the pen and sword
>>215950647
>>215950636
>>215950600
uk going back to a time when everyone was litererally getting stabbed in the back by migrants from down south
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:00:38 AM
No.215950687
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:01:17 AM
No.215950699
>>215950716
>>215950678
Which state do you live in? Are you having "demographic issues", as it were, there as well?
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:01:25 AM
No.215950700
>>215950789
In Shanghai thinking about her again. In the rain...
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:01:48 AM
No.215950705
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:02:01 AM
No.215950707
>>215950726
it's almost christmas
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:03:01 AM
No.215950716
>>215950699
california lol. so absolutely
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:04:02 AM
No.215950726
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:04:04 AM
No.215950727
Once you've lost your cities, it's pretty much a done deal.
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:05:03 AM
No.215950736
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:05:48 AM
No.215950744
>>215950813
>>215950601
i shower before and after a run
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:05:50 AM
No.215950745
>>215950092 (OP)
I just learned about his cancellation. Kinda crazy his asian ex(-fiancee) just fanned the flames back then, while hiding they were dating and even engaged. Crazy woman.
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:06:24 AM
No.215950749
let's piss together come on come on let's piss together
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:08:05 AM
No.215950775
The roach hates his dog. It's absolutely bizarre
I'm trying to find the sequence of words in one of his 11 hour streams that happens once a day but it's like "Dude you should see Kaya when she gets scared. It's so funny. It's the funniest thing in the world dude. She looks like a little baby and like eyes are going to start falling from her little dog eyes, I literally cannot stop laughing"
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:08:13 AM
No.215950778
>>215950789
dawnberg is quickly approaching
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:09:35 AM
No.215950789
>>215950700
the classic /brit/ vaguepost, I know an autistic finnish girl on telegram who i talk to who constantly says stuff like that so I have to ask her about it
>>215950778
twilightberg for me already
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:11:38 AM
No.215950813
>>215950856
>>215950744
fuck off clean shirt
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:13:14 AM
No.215950840
>>215950849
>>215950877
not good at chess in the morning
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:14:17 AM
No.215950849
>>215950860
>>215950840
i have the same issue, just it persists into midday and the the evening and late into the night
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:15:07 AM
No.215950856
>>215950813
t. Ragnar hairy-breeches
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:15:36 AM
No.215950860
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:15:53 AM
No.215950863
>>215950092 (OP)
was just reading about what happened to him and found out that protonjon is a tranny now
exceedingly grim
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:16:39 AM
No.215950877
>>215950915
>>215950840
you playing bullet or something? yeah, morning is not good for anything less than 15+10
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:16:48 AM
No.215950882
>>215950904
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:17:18 AM
No.215950887
>>215950908
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:18:06 AM
No.215950904
>>215950940
>>215950882
freshen your drink guvna?
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:18:17 AM
No.215950908
>>215950887
get the 'malis imported
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:18:53 AM
No.215950915
>>215950877
whatever's on the lichess lobby usually 5+3 or less. doing puzzle streak instead now
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:19:09 AM
No.215950920
Need a gf with a giant massive nose
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:19:31 AM
No.215950927
>>215950962
'kin 'el need to find some ugly lad and turn him into some big tiddy goth girl
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:20:41 AM
No.215950940
>>215950904
oh come on geezer
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:22:27 AM
No.215950962
>>215950927
needs to get better at nose contour
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:24:26 AM
No.215950981
Proudly brought to you by HUBLOT
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:25:29 AM
No.215950993
>>215951019
CΓROCβ’ ULTRA-PREMIUM VODKA :
βTHE ART OF CELEBRATIONβ
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:26:31 AM
No.215951004
I think I've made too many mistakes to come back from
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:26:32 AM
No.215951005
Explore your perks with Shell GO+
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:26:43 AM
No.215951008
no!
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:27:19 AM
No.215951019
>>215950993
would swish that around my neoliberal teeth like there's no tomorrow
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:27:36 AM
No.215951023
At Vodafone, our aim is to create a digital society that includes everyone and helps protect the planet. We believe superfast connectivity and technology is the key to unlocking the UKβs potential. Weβre connecting people, businesses, and communities, so everyone can tap into the benefits of a digital society.
#TheNationsNetwork
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:28:03 AM
No.215951029
get the Ciroc drank
get the Vodafone prepaid purchased
get the Shell + perks redeemed
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:28:34 AM
No.215951030
>>215951071
YESSSSSSSS
HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SHELL GO PERKS!
CIROC VODKA!
JAMES CLEVERLY!!!!
TIMMIES!!!!
KATY!!!!
THE CRONEM!!!!!!
S-CURVED BATONS!!!!!
THE GHERKIN!!!!!
IT IS TIME!!!! IT IS THE TIME OF DAY!!!! FINALLY IT IS HERE!!!!
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:28:41 AM
No.215951032
So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:29:44 AM
No.215951046
Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women
I genuinely have so many questions about the spammer that I would love to know the answers to
Why Shell? Why Hublot? Why Ciroc?
Why does he start every single one of his spamming sessions with these bizarre marketing copypastas?
What is it about the Gherkin that is so interesting? Is it the phallic shape? Does it link directly to BBC?
Why does he choose a Belgian flag? And what devices does he use to do his double act on his, presumably, original UK IP address when it seems like two of them are working together?
Why did he become fixated on the word 'Cronem'?
Why did he choose 'Katy' as a name for a white british girl when that is a north american version of that name?
Why is he obsessed with James Cleverly?
Why does he go to the trouble of making sure every single image he uses has a matching piece of text - not a single image is ever posted without the appropriate text that goes with it. It is meticulously planned and he likely has some sort of spreadsheet or management system for this in place.
What is his relationship with previous spammers with similar output such as the 'does his blackness make you feel less than' guy, and heathermong?
What is his relationship to cloggy, who disappeared as he appeared?
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:30:31 AM
No.215951060
looks to be a cloudy day
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:30:48 AM
No.215951066
Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:30:54 AM
No.215951067
>>215951047
i know the answers to all these questions
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:31:11 AM
No.215951071
>>215951030
still haven't lurked enough to comprehend the gherkin what is that part about exactly
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:31:51 AM
No.215951081
Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:32:56 AM
No.215951092
Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:33:23 AM
No.215951098
the scaffolding outside my flat is finally coming down
been up for nearly three months
what an eyesore
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:35:05 AM
No.215951124
>>215951047
I believe that he's only using 1 device. My question is how he avoids a ban with the daily spam and advertisements
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:36:45 AM
No.215951145
can hear mum doing a big poo
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:36:45 AM
No.215951146
>>215951378
Saturday`s
Pocket Monster of The day
Is ..
Kadabra !!
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:37:12 AM
No.215951153
>>215951047
he's just a spastic innit
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:38:21 AM
No.215951164
Almost headed up to bed with my contact lenses on thinking im just a normal guy with normal good eyesight and not a blind man who cant see a face in front of me without specs
how do you think ziedbelg saves images with corresponding text? he's too thick to write a program for it so I reckon he opens up a word document and a folder called "brit spam" and goes down the checklist making sure he's posted all the pics with all the paragraphs from the word doc
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:42:30 AM
No.215951214
>>215951275
How come women are, on average, more beautiful than they've ever been but men have much more deformed, effeminate and ugly
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:42:35 AM
No.215951217
Heh i was almost forced to face the fact that my argument was bad but i see here that you made a typo hahaha tough luck pal
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:43:40 AM
No.215951235
>>215951192
memorised by rote learning surely
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:44:35 AM
No.215951249
>>215951275
>>215951276
business idea: futurama but 1000 years in the past, in italy
pastarama
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:45:55 AM
No.215951272
feel a big poobarm brewing in the 'testine
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:45:58 AM
No.215951275
>>215951214
I thought both sexes were getting fatter and uglier not sure about women being more beautiful than they've ever been
>>215951192
could be folders within folders, like the main folder being called james cleverly then folder 1 has a certain image of james along with a text document of the accompanying text, then it's back into the main folder and into folder 2
>>215951249
would invest if i wasn't a worthless neet
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:45:59 AM
No.215951276
>>215951355
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:46:34 AM
No.215951283
>>215951192
something like that
funny how some autists have their special interest be trains or planes or whatever while he's ended up obsessed with black men
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:49:50 AM
No.215951326
i might as well unfilter him if you freaks are going to gossip about him constantly
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:50:14 AM
No.215951332
My autistic obsession, you ask? Poo.
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:51:49 AM
No.215951355
>>215951276
ran out of my abode about half a mile down the street upon seeing this
i'm out of breath now you bastard
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:52:03 AM
No.215951358
>>215951375
can feel anxietyberg rearing his ugly head again
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:52:09 AM
No.215951360
>>215951407
The Raped
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:53:00 AM
No.215951370
The Gaped
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:53:10 AM
No.215951374
can feel poostein rearing its ugly head again
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:53:16 AM
No.215951375
>>215951405
>>215951358
suck that cherry ice vape pronto
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:53:29 AM
No.215951377
>>215951403
had some horrible dreams last night and woke up both relieved that none of it was real but also fretting about the what ifs
can't stand brainberg sometimes, need him out of business
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:53:32 AM
No.215951378
>>215951146
one of my fave pokes
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:54:28 AM
No.215951389
how many personas is he going to create to talk about himself
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:54:47 AM
No.215951399
The Vaped
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:54:53 AM
No.215951403
>>215951421
>>215951377
only horrible people get horrible dreams
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:54:57 AM
No.215951405
>>215951375
I don't vape mate. Reckon I'll just get some fresh air instead
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:55:04 AM
No.215951407
>>215951415
>>215951360
Gingernonce copped a permaban from the jan man
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:55:42 AM
No.215951415
>>215951464
>>215951407
i doubt that will stop him
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:55:50 AM
No.215951416
i said i'd quit the elfbars in january, 10 months later i'm still sucking one
i get one for Β£5 a day that's like 2 grand wasted lol
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:56:04 AM
No.215951421
>>215951403
just not true is it
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:56:21 AM
No.215951428
>>215951444
fizzy blackberry raspberry lime lemonade
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:56:48 AM
No.215951433
What a web we weave
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:56:55 AM
No.215951434
I am entering the flow state
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:57:30 AM
No.215951444
>>215951520
>>215951428
wish i had that right now, also wish you'd namefag so I could go in the archive and look at all your drinks
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:58:44 AM
No.215951460
>>215951549
Attention JFs:
It is approaching 8am in His Majesty's United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and my countrymen will soon be logging on, so shuffle over and make room for some actual decent quality posting
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:59:05 AM
No.215951464
>>215951415
I'm certain he will rear his head but it will probably just be megamelties on the botnet. I suspect he was the 'p poster. Doubt he'll be waiting out the 10x 120 second captchas to tell us about his audiobooks and triple digit portfolio very often
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:59:34 AM
No.215951471
I don't understand how people lock their car keys inside the car.
It's impossible to do it accidentally. You'd have to lock the car with the door open and throw your your keys inside before closing the door.
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 8:59:59 AM
No.215951477
a bear ball
or
arab label
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:00:16 AM
No.215951483
If I cannot see it and it does not affect me then it does not exist.
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:00:17 AM
No.215951484
>>215951509
>>215951520
can see the blue tits on the bird feeder
cute little chaps they are
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:01:18 AM
No.215951496
planning my incel manifesto
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:01:44 AM
No.215951501
corr lads it's the weekend so I've transitioned my efforts from dossing (paid) to dossing (unpaid)
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:02:23 AM
No.215951509
>>215951531
>>215951484
at this time of the year?
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:03:21 AM
No.215951520
>>215951579
>>215951484
I love tits
>>215951444
I would never do that
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:03:52 AM
No.215951531
>>215951561
>>215951509
blue tits are native and non migratory mate so they're here all the time
not sure what bird you're thinking of
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:05:14 AM
No.215951549
>>215951579
>>215951460
Signing off and standing by. You have the watch now.
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:05:54 AM
No.215951561
>>215951579
>>215951531
i just haven't seen any tits at all since summer
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:06:09 AM
No.215951567
yeesh
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:06:11 AM
No.215951569
A good idea for /brit/ would be for every edition to have a music bed. Jazz or some classy shit like that. No Jap music
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:06:51 AM
No.215951579
>>215951624
>>215951520
good lad
>>215951549
roger that yankee one, over
>>215951561
do you go outside at all?
i keep sending my (female) coworker funny webms but she only replies like once every 3 or 4 times with a laughing emoji.
think she might not be interested in me and i have been acting autistically the whole time
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:07:46 AM
No.215951595
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:08:03 AM
No.215951600
>>215951652
>>215951583
yeah that's what's happened mate
leave the poor woman alone
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:08:18 AM
No.215951607
>>215951621
Propshit Poohammed
not fair how this type of thing only ever happens in america
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:09:13 AM
No.215951620
>>215951652
>>215951583
>webms on teams
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:09:14 AM
No.215951621
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:09:26 AM
No.215951624
>>215951579
look mate i keep a good eye on the goings on in my garden. perhaps the tits have gone into the woods to prepare for winter where i am
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:09:28 AM
No.215951625
>>215951615
the first one was a scam, like the fyre festival. not many turned up and those that did left after one or two songs
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:09:38 AM
No.215951632
>>215951615
the UK has loads of festivals every year mate
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:10:42 AM
No.215951647
>>215951668
>>215951615
Wouldnt go if you have me a free ticket, flight and hotel
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:11:04 AM
No.215951652
>>215951662
>>215951600
>>215951620
i post webms on the team slack channel, i was in a meeting with her once and she said she found them funny so i started doing it directly to her in DMs but she hasn't said anything since, just ignored me
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:11:37 AM
No.215951662
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:11:49 AM
No.215951668
>>215951647
it's not for zoomers. anyone over the age of 35 would find that festival very nostalgic and definitely worth going
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:11:57 AM
No.215951670
>>215951684
>>215951615
how can you possibly have that many acts in a 2 day festival
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:12:36 AM
No.215951682
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:12:40 AM
No.215951684
>>215951670
all the bands perform at x2 speed
>Emma, 32, a doctor, meets Julien, 41, an advertising creative
How'd you think it went?
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:14:22 AM
No.215951709
>>215951726
>>215951697
she looks so old
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:14:28 AM
No.215951712
>>215951726
>>215951697
purely based on past experience reading this, he gives her a 10 and she isn't interest
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:14:56 AM
No.215951720
>>215951726
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:15:18 AM
No.215951726
>>215951801
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:15:23 AM
No.215951727
>>215951763
>>215951773
>>215951615
only recognize 7 of those bands, absolute boomerslop
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:17:44 AM
No.215951763
>>215951770
>>215951790
>>215951727
pretty sure baby boomers don't listen to any of that it's all millennial cringe
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:18:30 AM
No.215951770
>>215951790
>>215951763
you're right. and he's a mong for calling it boomerslop
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:18:34 AM
No.215951773
>>215951790
>>215951727
>boomer
gen alpha detected. that's millennialcore.
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:18:59 AM
No.215951781
>pretty sure
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:19:31 AM
No.215951790
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:19:51 AM
No.215951794
>>215951811
>>215951840
>>215951583
send us the last webm you sent her also just keep sending her webms anyway unless you're only doing it because you wonder if she's interested in you romantically
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:20:07 AM
No.215951798
finally made a sporcle account
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:20:34 AM
No.215951801
>>215951726
it gives me great pleasure how early women hit the wall and then start panicking about kids and relationships when theyre all dried up old hags
t. exclusively dates women in their early 20s
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:20:34 AM
No.215951802
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:21:01 AM
No.215951807
>um ackshually it's millennial not boomer
shut the fuck up if you're 30 or older you're a boomer
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:21:07 AM
No.215951811
>>215951827
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:21:09 AM
No.215951812
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:22:12 AM
No.215951827
>>215951811
SOMEONE BRADLEY REACT TO THIS FOR ME lad this is a bit danny
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:23:05 AM
No.215951840
>>215951894
>>215951794
ignore the other webm, this is the real one
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:24:25 AM
No.215951859
no this is the real webm
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:24:30 AM
No.215951860
oh yay the ugly reddit cartoons are here
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:25:37 AM
No.215951879
>>215951939
Living in London as an Englishman feels like how I imagine it was to live in the Warsaw ghetto. Something in the air. My instincts tell me to get out.
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:26:38 AM
No.215951894
>>215951908
>>215951840
Me when someone posts a fit tranny
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:27:09 AM
No.215951907
>>215951938
>>215951947
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:27:12 AM
No.215951908
>>215951941
>>215951894
you try to become one?
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:29:13 AM
No.215951938
>>215951907
the comments are also ai
>>215951879
i went back to live there on sisterberg's sofa in towerhamlets and it was grimer than I expected, murder occurred just across the road flat building literally like a week before I got there was a sign for what was to come but too tired to bother with it, only stayed there a few months then left, multiple crap experiences there
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:29:20 AM
No.215951941
>>215951960
>>215951908
Nah mate - do worry I'm a little bisexual sometimes though, but nothing about masculine men appeals to me.
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:29:45 AM
No.215951947
>>215951907
what da dog doin
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:29:59 AM
No.215951953
the first poo of the day :)
the second poo of the day :(
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:30:21 AM
No.215951960
>>215952029
>>215951941
nothing wrong with liking feminine penises
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:30:46 AM
No.215951973
>>215951939
*too tired to bother with tell the other experiences and apparently to send a coherent post
night all time for bed at 9:30
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:30:54 AM
No.215951976
jad in cheadle
i repeat jad in cheadle
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:31:26 AM
No.215951986
>>215951939
yeah you definitely didn't have to leave because your sister was tired of having you on her sofa for months
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:31:27 AM
No.215951988
>>215952045
might do absolutely nothing today and then complain about how shit my life is on here later
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:31:39 AM
No.215951993
>>215951939
Sounds about right mate. I used to take girls on dates around the city, & walking around as a young white couple was like having a target on us. Constant comments and aggression from non-whites.
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:33:15 AM
No.215952024
listening to psybient tunes
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:33:29 AM
No.215952029
>>215952069
>>215951960
Not the penis that appeals to me, more the perception that trannies - the whore - are easier to shag than women - Madonnas. Couldn't dream of anally violating a woman and treating her like a piece of meat. Could do that to a tranner though
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:33:57 AM
No.215952043
the queer little fellas practicing their creative writing on /brit/ again today I see
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:34:07 AM
No.215952045
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:34:32 AM
No.215952054
Not drank booze for over a week. Quite proud of myself and going to keep it up.
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:35:24 AM
No.215952069
>>215952126
>>215952029
utterly fucked
go to the island
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:38:27 AM
No.215952126
>>215952069
I'm already on an island you prudish ninny. Can't deny I'm porn warped, but I'll never act out these fantasies.
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:38:44 AM
No.215952129
>>215952140
>>215952148
will someone please post a real webm
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:39:25 AM
No.215952139
>>215952170
gf turning into a horrible moody cow while packing up the cigs
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:39:31 AM
No.215952140
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:39:52 AM
No.215952148
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:40:17 AM
No.215952156
Been binge eating for a good month and a half, weighed myself in the middle and I'd shot up from 245lb to 268lb - was ready to weigh myself today and be 280lb but I'm 256lb. Genuinely shed a tear of relief, can't stop grinning. Back to my Sisyphian task - we might falter, but we carry on
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:41:18 AM
No.215952170
>>215952139
Slip her nicotine patches whilst she sleeps - simple solution
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:44:26 AM
No.215952225
>>215952210
*Vomits on the bottle*
The state of your palate
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:45:09 AM
No.215952237
>>215952275
>>215952294
woke up at 4 am in excruciating pain and my stomach so big it felt like it could pop Iβm never eating so much food again big mistake
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:45:23 AM
No.215952246
>>215952305
Why did this country become so grim after 2010?
Any owls, eagles, condors, raptors, falcons, or hawks in?
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:45:55 AM
No.215952255
>>215952210
These cross-brand products are getting out of hand
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:46:06 AM
No.215952258
>>215952248
*raises taloned foot*
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:46:24 AM
No.215952263
Sick of feeling sluggish. Might down a cup of coffee
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:46:50 AM
No.215952275
>>215952294
>>215952237
Ktim. Been experiencing exactly this for weeks now, used to be able to eat a pizza and two side orders before bed and I'd wake up feeling fine. Now if I even eat a sandwich I get such severe stomach pain I end up rolling around in bed whimpering. Time to change fella
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:46:52 AM
No.215952276
>>215952210
bet this is nice on chips
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:47:59 AM
No.215952294
>>215952325
>>215952375
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:48:35 AM
No.215952305
>>215952246
Blacks and browns
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:49:36 AM
No.215952325
>>215952412
>>215952294
Nah I know what was wrong, made lifestyle changes and symptoms have fully abated. Feel great!
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:52:25 AM
No.215952375
>>215952507
>>215952294
And say what doctor I got high and ate so much food you wouldnβt even think itβs possible and as a result had bad stomach pain?
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:54:28 AM
No.215952412
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:55:59 AM
No.215952422
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:58:04 AM
No.215952453
>>215952248
owls eagles condors falcons and hawks are all raptors
get it straight
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:58:44 AM
No.215952468
>>215952601
>>215952800
any favourite tree man in
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 9:59:22 AM
No.215952473
>>215952555
brekkie sorted
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:00:14 AM
No.215952490
I have a monster BWC (if I don't wank for 3 days)
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:00:52 AM
No.215952503
>>>/v/723536779
>>>/v/723536779
>>>/v/723536779
>>>/v/723536779
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:01:12 AM
No.215952507
>>215952644
>>215952375
quit that muck
Thereβs a speed camera van out on my street how can I fuck with it without getting into trouble??
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:03:13 AM
No.215952540
Currently reading, "βΒ£30 for a ready meal?!β Do Charlie Bighamβs new dishes really beat going to a restaurant?" on the Guardian online
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:03:49 AM
No.215952555
>>215952473
Nobodys ever clocking this one
Probably 6'5 to cap it off
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:03:50 AM
No.215952556
>>215952606
theres a street i drive down sometimes called prince andrew way i wonder if theyll ever change it so we dont need to think about the dirty bastard
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:03:58 AM
No.215952559
>>215952529
Nothing you can really do, even if you give it a middle finger from your car you can get a fine for that
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:03:58 AM
No.215952560
>>215952529
Wave a magnet next to it
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:04:59 AM
No.215952581
>>215952529
fling your poo on it
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:06:10 AM
No.215952601
>>215952672
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:06:38 AM
No.215952606
>>215952556
He boffed a 17 year old which is legal
He did absolutely nothing wrong
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:06:49 AM
No.215952611
Feel so fucking monged out today don't know what's wrong with me
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:09:11 AM
No.215952644
>>215952507
I am Iβm never smoking weed again
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:09:55 AM
No.215952661
dogberg loves her slop x
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:10:33 AM
No.215952672
>>215952601
that is quite good
the mesopotamians said gods lived in a cedar forest and gilgamesh chopped some down
looking into the 33rd degree masons, utterly bizarre how powerful people get into this type of stuff you'd think they would just happily live in peace with their wealth and comfort
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:14:07 AM
No.215952738
>>215952707
A poor man can live in peace and humble comfort, a rich man does not become so due to valuing peace and humility.
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:14:26 AM
No.215952745
Ashamed to say ive just tooted
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:14:52 AM
No.215952750
>>215952707
you just don't get it
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:15:16 AM
No.215952758
>>215952843
this is what I had this is what I was dealing with
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:17:14 AM
No.215952800
>>215952895
>>215952913
>>215952468
i like palm trees and monkey puzzle trees i hate spruce trees
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:17:27 AM
No.215952805
>>215952707
at a certain point wealth becomes meaningless except a tool to acquire more power, mason lodges allow the wealthy to climb the power ladders
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:19:30 AM
No.215952843
>>215952856
>>215952758
Get off the devils lettuce son, mugs game
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:19:40 AM
No.215952845
if he doesnt want to be the duke of york ill fucking do it
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:20:04 AM
No.215952856
>>215952843
I have Iβm never gonna smoke it again
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:20:21 AM
No.215952864
The Duke of Rorke
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:20:34 AM
No.215952870
>>215952893
had a lovely lilith wank
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:21:05 AM
No.215952885
Ciggy and sparkling water time
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:21:09 AM
No.215952886
>>215952904
that's 1800 calories down the gobhole, now to the gym
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:21:36 AM
No.215952893
>>215952870
had a wank yesterday and thought it was going to be the big cum but it was a dribble
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:21:37 AM
No.215952895
>>215952800
monkey puzzles are cool
why do you hate spruce trees
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:21:58 AM
No.215952902
just not normal is it
just not a normal thing to say
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:22:01 AM
No.215952904
>>215952886
im only eating 1700 calories a day
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:22:20 AM
No.215952913
>>215952941
>>215952945
>>215952800
Palm trees aren't true trees, you dumb fucking spastic
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:22:22 AM
No.215952916
Only if I get the two thouthand men
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:22:30 AM
No.215952918
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:23:30 AM
No.215952941
>>215952913
be quiet rude little shit
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:23:36 AM
No.215952943
Can't solve today's cryptic monkey puzzle
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:23:38 AM
No.215952945
>>215952913
dont care, not a virgin you see
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:30:20 AM
No.215953088
Right
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:30:36 AM
No.215953094
*runs around doing my hes here dance*
hes here
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:30:45 AM
No.215953095
f****** n***** j**** b******
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:30:53 AM
No.215953098
petulant little cunt
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:33:10 AM
No.215953150
>>215953288
Dunno if itβs better to ban those Israeli fans or let the Villa fans beat them up before the game
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:34:01 AM
No.215953174
turns out, monkey puzzle
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:34:42 AM
No.215953193
Well that's the word le'd isn't it
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:35:40 AM
No.215953217
might make an interesting post for the first time in my life
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:36:36 AM
No.215953242
>>>/int/brit
>>>/int/brit
>>>/int/brit
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:38:06 AM
No.215953273
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FUCKING NEW??
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:38:14 AM
No.215953276
stop messing around
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:38:56 AM
No.215953288
>>215953304
>>215953332
>>215953150
Let the men watch the men kick the ball Dogshit cuck country ruins everything even the old firm is dead 4% away allowance what a load of balls. Muzzies running Birmingham have bankrupted the place and can't be arsed to pay the police overtime to police it, police are lazy bastards anyway and the jews will be singing their chants about gaza which would hurt feelings so the whole things in the shit.
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:39:26 AM
No.215953304
>>215953326
>>215953288
whole lotta yapping
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:40:44 AM
No.215953326
>>215953304
I rescind your happy birthday die in pain you horrible smelly meatball faced cunt
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:40:57 AM
No.215953332
>>215953288
Itβs not because they canβt afford the police itβs because they hate Jews
Anonymous
10/18/2025, 10:41:54 AM
No.215953352