Thread 215950092

Chuggaaconroy edition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uysi0q5zNgc

glod

The vibe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NRXx6U8ABQ&list=RD4NRXx6U8ABQ&start_radio=1

>>215950092 (OP)
what even is that

>>215950114
what is this gimmick then explain it to me, seen you doing it multiple times

also I have a mind freeze for the past whole hour and forgot i was supposed to be applying to jobs and browsing this site, not just simply browsing this site

Think it'll be an incel walk downtown on the morrow

avatar use is against the rules on /int/
sorry :\

>>215950148
who's using avatars?

sweet dreams are made of piss

>>215950141
Will there be incellious music playing within your ears or do you walk raw

so we're closer to 2030 than we are to 2020 then? right.

>>215950155
kek

why are people always posting random nobody retards here? it's it advertising?

>>215950092 (OP)
This guy was the first youtuber I ever watched

>>215950161
I live in America lad, my head will be on a swivel and my .38 will be on my hip

>>215950180
And he remains the greatest.

>>215950188
Have you ever been in the vicinity of a shooting

morning lads, it’s my birthday today

>>215950257
moo

>>215950257
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

>>215950257
merry birthday!!!
>>215950260
reportedly according to the familyberg, moo was my first word

>>215950257
AQUAVIT! JUNGFRU! PLUNDRA!

>>215950257
grattis på födelsedagen de grabb

>>215950202
it's this supposed to be chris chan cosplay or something?
does he think he'll become famous by doing that?

>>215950257
sad birthday

>>215950289
he's just autistic nigga

>>215950289
He already is famous, retard

>>215950314
sent that gay freak flying back to LaGuardia

>>215950310
ktim

going to suck a coffee

>>215950342
sucking a long black is it

>>215950314
most people have never heard of this person

I feel that these threads are generally of weak mind.

>>215950374
no one said he was taylor swift
he's a youtuber

>this niche youtuber I have a crush on is FAMOUS
ok bruh

>>215950257
one year closer to death

showertoil looms
then washingtoil
then runtoil
then coffeetoil
then footytoil
then cookingtoil
then filmtoil
then sleeptoil

>>215950411
no one said he was world famous

had a big story typed up about my close proximities to a crazy murder spree but if I gave too many details you could probably run it through some AI and dox me. 'nets ruined thanks to clankers

>>215950368
well it is black but it's only little

eating globs of uncured resin

>>215950433
my saturdays are normally like that but not this one. going to be a complete write-off im afraid

every day is the same when you're neet
feels quite bad to be honest with you

and now in ceasefire news

>>215950441
no honey

putting runtoil in my runtcar

thanks for the happy wishes lads

Spotifysson begging me to come back to premium but those swedish bastards wont see another dime from me

>>215950419
Ubi sunt qui ante nos in hoc mundo fuere?
Venies ad tumulos si eos vis videre!
Cineres et vermes sunt, carnes computruere!

>>215950464
don't like israel

good band

>>215950464
KWAB.

>>215950433
not working in a wanktoil? many in here do
>>215950441
proximity to it so close that you were the one firing the weapon

>>215950481
After paying for YouTube premium, an alphabet affiliate, it's now actually Spotify that pisses me off the most. For one, no I don't want the video to play on the podcast. 2. 2 is service is choppy on the go and I'm forced, like a dog, to listen to audible or to apple podcasts. Apple podcasts, of course, download fully within seconds and don't cut out mid sentence or, lol, God forbid? They don't cut out mid SONG. 3, the pop ups when opening the app. FUCKING DRIVING CUNT

You all need to calm down

>>215950468
what kind of dog is that? why do you have such a freakishly large dog?

>>215950567
just a big dog innit

>>215950092 (OP)
Could never stand this cunts voice

my dick's all hard n shit. got a 2 week load saved up and my shit's been leakin' all day. entire cock area of my underpants is all crusty and stiff because my shit's been leakin' all day. half chub all day just leakin' pre all over my shit.

What on earth is going on with the UK?

It seems to have serious demographic issues and actual ethnic English are understandably angry at having been largely vilified as Nazis and far-right for wanting to protect their heritage and identity.

To reach into draconian surveillance and censorship to quell its own natives of the land who has lived there for thousands of years at the behest of those that have arrived from far away lands with a drastically incompatible culture with the British is a recipe for civil war.

>>215950433
Why would you wash before the run? Fucking mong

Someone antagonized a duel in a video game and got made to look ridiculous.

>>215950601
ikr lol

can't turn on the english dub for ac3 oh well don't think there's some oscar worthy performace anyway

>>215950601
it's such a massive lie for the incel neet shutin that he doesn't even know which order running and washing go in

>>215950600
the UK is a feudal society, you don't get a say

>>215950600
civil war with no guns? yeah okay nige just roll up a newspaper and get it wet and stick it in the freezer for a makeshift baton and beat them all to death with frozen newspaper and butter knives

>>215950596
haha

>>215950647
i can freeze my poo to make a weapon

>>215950647
Wars are fought with information these days.

>>215950647
i challenge you to a poosword duel

>>215950658
gay guys used to poop in condoms and freeze them to make dildos

>>215950662
i think of that patton quote about the pen and sword
>>215950647
>>215950636
>>215950600
uk going back to a time when everyone was litererally getting stabbed in the back by migrants from down south

>>215950506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyexOcfa99E

>>215950678
Which state do you live in? Are you having "demographic issues", as it were, there as well?

In Shanghai thinking about her again. In the rain...

it's almost christmas

>>215950699
california lol. so absolutely

>>215950707
cant wait x

Once you've lost your cities, it's pretty much a done deal.

>>215950601
i shower before and after a run

>>215950092 (OP)
I just learned about his cancellation. Kinda crazy his asian ex(-fiancee) just fanned the flames back then, while hiding they were dating and even engaged. Crazy woman.

let's piss together come on come on let's piss together

The roach hates his dog. It's absolutely bizarre

I'm trying to find the sequence of words in one of his 11 hour streams that happens once a day but it's like "Dude you should see Kaya when she gets scared. It's so funny. It's the funniest thing in the world dude. She looks like a little baby and like eyes are going to start falling from her little dog eyes, I literally cannot stop laughing"

dawnberg is quickly approaching

>>215950700
the classic /brit/ vaguepost, I know an autistic finnish girl on telegram who i talk to who constantly says stuff like that so I have to ask her about it

>>215950778
twilightberg for me already

>>215950744
fuck off clean shirt

not good at chess in the morning

>>215950840
i have the same issue, just it persists into midday and the the evening and late into the night

>>215950813
t. Ragnar hairy-breeches

>>215950849
lol

>>215950092 (OP)
was just reading about what happened to him and found out that protonjon is a tranny now
exceedingly grim

>>215950840
you playing bullet or something? yeah, morning is not good for anything less than 15+10

>>215950882
freshen your drink guvna?

>>215950887
get the 'malis imported

>>215950877
whatever's on the lichess lobby usually 5+3 or less. doing puzzle streak instead now

Need a gf with a giant massive nose

'kin 'el need to find some ugly lad and turn him into some big tiddy goth girl

>>215950904
oh come on geezer

>>215950927
needs to get better at nose contour

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I think I've made too many mistakes to come back from

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>>215950993
would swish that around my neoliberal teeth like there's no tomorrow

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get the Ciroc drank
get the Vodafone prepaid purchased
get the Shell + perks redeemed

YESSSSSSSS
HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SHELL GO PERKS!
CIROC VODKA!
JAMES CLEVERLY!!!!
TIMMIES!!!!
KATY!!!!
THE CRONEM!!!!!!
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Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

I genuinely have so many questions about the spammer that I would love to know the answers to
Why Shell? Why Hublot? Why Ciroc?
Why does he start every single one of his spamming sessions with these bizarre marketing copypastas?
What is it about the Gherkin that is so interesting? Is it the phallic shape? Does it link directly to BBC?
Why does he choose a Belgian flag? And what devices does he use to do his double act on his, presumably, original UK IP address when it seems like two of them are working together?
Why did he become fixated on the word 'Cronem'?
Why did he choose 'Katy' as a name for a white british girl when that is a north american version of that name?
Why is he obsessed with James Cleverly?
Why does he go to the trouble of making sure every single image he uses has a matching piece of text - not a single image is ever posted without the appropriate text that goes with it. It is meticulously planned and he likely has some sort of spreadsheet or management system for this in place.
What is his relationship with previous spammers with similar output such as the 'does his blackness make you feel less than' guy, and heathermong?
What is his relationship to cloggy, who disappeared as he appeared?

looks to be a cloudy day

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>215951047
i know the answers to all these questions

>>215951030
still haven't lurked enough to comprehend the gherkin what is that part about exactly

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

the scaffolding outside my flat is finally coming down
been up for nearly three months
what an eyesore

>>215951047
I believe that he's only using 1 device. My question is how he avoids a ban with the daily spam and advertisements

can hear mum doing a big poo

Saturday`s
Pocket Monster of The day

Is ..

Kadabra !!

>>215951047
he's just a spastic innit

Almost headed up to bed with my contact lenses on thinking im just a normal guy with normal good eyesight and not a blind man who cant see a face in front of me without specs

how do you think ziedbelg saves images with corresponding text? he's too thick to write a program for it so I reckon he opens up a word document and a folder called "brit spam" and goes down the checklist making sure he's posted all the pics with all the paragraphs from the word doc

How come women are, on average, more beautiful than they've ever been but men have much more deformed, effeminate and ugly

Heh i was almost forced to face the fact that my argument was bad but i see here that you made a typo hahaha tough luck pal

>>215951192
memorised by rote learning surely

business idea: futurama but 1000 years in the past, in italy
pastarama

feel a big poobarm brewing in the 'testine

>>215951214
I thought both sexes were getting fatter and uglier not sure about women being more beautiful than they've ever been

>>215951192
could be folders within folders, like the main folder being called james cleverly then folder 1 has a certain image of james along with a text document of the accompanying text, then it's back into the main folder and into folder 2

>>215951249
would invest if i wasn't a worthless neet

>>215951249
boo!

>>215951192
something like that

funny how some autists have their special interest be trains or planes or whatever while he's ended up obsessed with black men

i might as well unfilter him if you freaks are going to gossip about him constantly

My autistic obsession, you ask? Poo.

>>215951276
ran out of my abode about half a mile down the street upon seeing this
i'm out of breath now you bastard

can feel anxietyberg rearing his ugly head again

The Raped

The Gaped

can feel poostein rearing its ugly head again

>>215951358
suck that cherry ice vape pronto

had some horrible dreams last night and woke up both relieved that none of it was real but also fretting about the what ifs
can't stand brainberg sometimes, need him out of business

>>215951146
one of my fave pokes

how many personas is he going to create to talk about himself

The Vaped

>>215951377
only horrible people get horrible dreams

>>215951375
I don't vape mate. Reckon I'll just get some fresh air instead

>>215951360
Gingernonce copped a permaban from the jan man

>>215951407
i doubt that will stop him

i said i'd quit the elfbars in january, 10 months later i'm still sucking one
i get one for £5 a day that's like 2 grand wasted lol

>>215951403
just not true is it

fizzy blackberry raspberry lime lemonade

What a web we weave

I am entering the flow state

>>215951428
wish i had that right now, also wish you'd namefag so I could go in the archive and look at all your drinks

Attention JFs:
It is approaching 8am in His Majesty's United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and my countrymen will soon be logging on, so shuffle over and make room for some actual decent quality posting

>>215951415
I'm certain he will rear his head but it will probably just be megamelties on the botnet. I suspect he was the 'p poster. Doubt he'll be waiting out the 10x 120 second captchas to tell us about his audiobooks and triple digit portfolio very often

I don't understand how people lock their car keys inside the car.
It's impossible to do it accidentally. You'd have to lock the car with the door open and throw your your keys inside before closing the door.

a bear ball
or
arab label

If I cannot see it and it does not affect me then it does not exist.

can see the blue tits on the bird feeder
cute little chaps they are

planning my incel manifesto

corr lads it's the weekend so I've transitioned my efforts from dossing (paid) to dossing (unpaid)

>>215951484
at this time of the year?

>>215951484
I love tits
>>215951444
I would never do that

>>215951509
blue tits are native and non migratory mate so they're here all the time
not sure what bird you're thinking of

>>215951460
Signing off and standing by. You have the watch now.

>>215951531
i just haven't seen any tits at all since summer

yeesh

A good idea for /brit/ would be for every edition to have a music bed. Jazz or some classy shit like that. No Jap music

>>215951520
good lad
>>215951549
roger that yankee one, over
>>215951561
do you go outside at all?

i keep sending my (female) coworker funny webms but she only replies like once every 3 or 4 times with a laughing emoji.

think she might not be interested in me and i have been acting autistically the whole time

>>215951583
yeah that's what's happened mate
leave the poor woman alone

Propshit Poohammed

not fair how this type of thing only ever happens in america

>>215951583
>webms on teams

>>215951607
shrieking

>>215951579
look mate i keep a good eye on the goings on in my garden. perhaps the tits have gone into the woods to prepare for winter where i am

>>215951615
the first one was a scam, like the fyre festival. not many turned up and those that did left after one or two songs

>>215951615
the UK has loads of festivals every year mate

>>215951615
Wouldnt go if you have me a free ticket, flight and hotel

>>215951600
>>215951620
i post webms on the team slack channel, i was in a meeting with her once and she said she found them funny so i started doing it directly to her in DMs but she hasn't said anything since, just ignored me

>>215951647
it's not for zoomers. anyone over the age of 35 would find that festival very nostalgic and definitely worth going

>>215951615
how can you possibly have that many acts in a 2 day festival

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pefqLpN9A4M
what a Lovely video !!

>>215951670
all the bands perform at x2 speed

>Emma, 32, a doctor, meets Julien, 41, an advertising creative
How'd you think it went?

>>215951697
she looks so old

>>215951697
purely based on past experience reading this, he gives her a 10 and she isn't interest

>>215951697
terribly!

>>215951709
nasty little boy

>>215951712
>>215951720
correct

>>215951615
only recognize 7 of those bands, absolute boomerslop

>>215951727
pretty sure baby boomers don't listen to any of that it's all millennial cringe

>>215951763
you're right. and he's a mong for calling it boomerslop

>>215951727
>boomer
gen alpha detected. that's millennialcore.

>>215951763
>>215951770
>>215951773
ok boomers

>>215951583
send us the last webm you sent her also just keep sending her webms anyway unless you're only doing it because you wonder if she's interested in you romantically

finally made a sporcle account

>>215951726
it gives me great pleasure how early women hit the wall and then start panicking about kids and relationships when theyre all dried up old hags

t. exclusively dates women in their early 20s

>um ackshually it's millennial not boomer
shut the fuck up if you're 30 or older you're a boomer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEI7oX0XxJw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEI7oX0XxJw

>>215951811
SOMEONE BRADLEY REACT TO THIS FOR ME lad this is a bit danny

>>215951794
ignore the other webm, this is the real one

no this is the real webm

oh yay the ugly reddit cartoons are here

Living in London as an Englishman feels like how I imagine it was to live in the Warsaw ghetto. Something in the air. My instincts tell me to get out.

>>215951840
Me when someone posts a fit tranny

>>215951894
you try to become one?

>>215951907
the comments are also ai

>>215951879
i went back to live there on sisterberg's sofa in towerhamlets and it was grimer than I expected, murder occurred just across the road flat building literally like a week before I got there was a sign for what was to come but too tired to bother with it, only stayed there a few months then left, multiple crap experiences there

>>215951908
Nah mate - do worry I'm a little bisexual sometimes though, but nothing about masculine men appeals to me.

>>215951907
what da dog doin

the first poo of the day :)
the second poo of the day :(

>>215951941
nothing wrong with liking feminine penises

>>215951939
*too tired to bother with tell the other experiences and apparently to send a coherent post

night all time for bed at 9:30

jad in cheadle
i repeat jad in cheadle

>>215951939
yeah you definitely didn't have to leave because your sister was tired of having you on her sofa for months

might do absolutely nothing today and then complain about how shit my life is on here later

>>215951939
Sounds about right mate. I used to take girls on dates around the city, & walking around as a young white couple was like having a target on us. Constant comments and aggression from non-whites.

listening to psybient tunes

>>215951960
Not the penis that appeals to me, more the perception that trannies - the whore - are easier to shag than women - Madonnas. Couldn't dream of anally violating a woman and treating her like a piece of meat. Could do that to a tranner though

the queer little fellas practicing their creative writing on /brit/ again today I see

Not drank booze for over a week. Quite proud of myself and going to keep it up.

>>215952029
utterly fucked
go to the island

>>215952069
I'm already on an island you prudish ninny. Can't deny I'm porn warped, but I'll never act out these fantasies.

will someone please post a real webm

gf turning into a horrible moody cow while packing up the cigs

Been binge eating for a good month and a half, weighed myself in the middle and I'd shot up from 245lb to 268lb - was ready to weigh myself today and be 280lb but I'm 256lb. Genuinely shed a tear of relief, can't stop grinning. Back to my Sisyphian task - we might falter, but we carry on

>>215952139
Slip her nicotine patches whilst she sleeps - simple solution

phwoar

>>215952210
*Vomits on the bottle*
The state of your palate

woke up at 4 am in excruciating pain and my stomach so big it felt like it could pop I’m never eating so much food again big mistake

Why did this country become so grim after 2010?

Any owls, eagles, condors, raptors, falcons, or hawks in?

>>215952210
These cross-brand products are getting out of hand

>>215952248
*raises taloned foot*

Sick of feeling sluggish. Might down a cup of coffee

>>215952237
Ktim. Been experiencing exactly this for weeks now, used to be able to eat a pizza and two side orders before bed and I'd wake up feeling fine. Now if I even eat a sandwich I get such severe stomach pain I end up rolling around in bed whimpering. Time to change fella

>>215952210
bet this is nice on chips

>>215952237
>>215952275
Go to a doctor

>>215952246
Blacks and browns

>>215952294
Nah I know what was wrong, made lifestyle changes and symptoms have fully abated. Feel great!

>>215952294
And say what doctor I got high and ate so much food you wouldn’t even think it’s possible and as a result had bad stomach pain?

>>215952248
owls eagles condors falcons and hawks are all raptors
get it straight

any favourite tree man in

brekkie sorted

I have a monster BWC (if I don't wank for 3 days)

>>>/v/723536779
>>>/v/723536779
>>>/v/723536779
>>>/v/723536779

>>215952375
quit that muck

There’s a speed camera van out on my street how can I fuck with it without getting into trouble??

Currently reading, "‘£30 for a ready meal?!’ Do Charlie Bigham’s new dishes really beat going to a restaurant?" on the Guardian online

>>215952473
Nobodys ever clocking this one
Probably 6'5 to cap it off

theres a street i drive down sometimes called prince andrew way i wonder if theyll ever change it so we dont need to think about the dirty bastard

>>215952529
Nothing you can really do, even if you give it a middle finger from your car you can get a fine for that

>>215952529
Wave a magnet next to it

>>215952529
fling your poo on it

>>215952468
yh

>>215952556
He boffed a 17 year old which is legal
He did absolutely nothing wrong

Feel so fucking monged out today don't know what's wrong with me

>>215952507
I am I’m never smoking weed again

dogberg loves her slop x

>>215952601
that is quite good
the mesopotamians said gods lived in a cedar forest and gilgamesh chopped some down

looking into the 33rd degree masons, utterly bizarre how powerful people get into this type of stuff you'd think they would just happily live in peace with their wealth and comfort

>>215952707
A poor man can live in peace and humble comfort, a rich man does not become so due to valuing peace and humility.

Ashamed to say ive just tooted

>>215952707
you just don't get it

this is what I had this is what I was dealing with

>>215952468
i like palm trees and monkey puzzle trees i hate spruce trees

>>215952707
at a certain point wealth becomes meaningless except a tool to acquire more power, mason lodges allow the wealthy to climb the power ladders

>>215952758
Get off the devils lettuce son, mugs game

if he doesnt want to be the duke of york ill fucking do it

>>215952843
I have I’m never gonna smoke it again

The Duke of Rorke

had a lovely lilith wank

Ciggy and sparkling water time

that's 1800 calories down the gobhole, now to the gym

>>215952870
had a wank yesterday and thought it was going to be the big cum but it was a dribble

>>215952800
monkey puzzles are cool
why do you hate spruce trees

just not normal is it
just not a normal thing to say

>>215952886
im only eating 1700 calories a day

>>215952800
Palm trees aren't true trees, you dumb fucking spastic

Only if I get the two thouthand men

>>215950094
>>215950094

>>215952913
be quiet rude little shit

Can't solve today's cryptic monkey puzzle

>>215952913
dont care, not a virgin you see

Right

*runs around doing my hes here dance*
hes here

f****** n***** j**** b******

petulant little cunt

Dunno if it’s better to ban those Israeli fans or let the Villa fans beat them up before the game

turns out, monkey puzzle

Well that's the word le'd isn't it

might make an interesting post for the first time in my life

>>>/int/brit
>>>/int/brit
>>>/int/brit

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FUCKING NEW??

stop messing around

>>215953150
Let the men watch the men kick the ball Dogshit cuck country ruins everything even the old firm is dead 4% away allowance what a load of balls. Muzzies running Birmingham have bankrupted the place and can't be arsed to pay the police overtime to police it, police are lazy bastards anyway and the jews will be singing their chants about gaza which would hurt feelings so the whole things in the shit.

>>215953288
whole lotta yapping

>>215953304
I rescind your happy birthday die in pain you horrible smelly meatball faced cunt

>>215953288
It’s not because they can’t afford the police it’s because they hate Jews

>>215953349
>>215953349
>>215953349