Thread 215952408

All of you suck at banter except us, you get emotional like a woman.

stop being so fucking mean

>>215952408 (OP)
Australians are dumb.
That's not banter, I mean it, you are stupid.

Our banter has been terrible for years though

>>215952408 (OP)
>https://youtu.be/58vgdhXmEWU?si=DTuDGeRjXKYUMPKF
>0:24
This you?

>>215952478
Shan't be clicking that link.

No you just harrass people and say it's a joke. If moot was still in charge he would've rangebanned you years ago

>>215952512
Moot quit because he couldn't comprehend having fun. Neither do you, by the sounds of it.

>>215952478
>That vid, kek

>>215952534
>Moot quit because he couldn't comprehend having fun. Neither do you, by the sounds of it.
says the guy who is too uptight to click the link

>>215952534
It's not fun when one person is laughing and the other is very upset and angry

>>215952408 (OP)
australian online banter is them roleplaying a caricature of their country to enjoyment of American masters

>>215952657
Lol well said. Never thought of it like that but that's very true

>>215952628
>Click the fucking link now now now

Shan't.

>>215952633
Not my problem

>>215952670
So moot, an American, hated it, but we do it to please Americans? Oh dearie me, you're not too bright are you?

>>215952701
*claps hands spazz-like*
Durrr funny steve irwin dingo ate muh baby mad max people

>>215952740
I say that and look like that

>>215952701
lol this sick cunt is so funny

>>215952768
You need to stop seething.

>>215952791
kekaroo! keep up the banter m8

Mate cunt lmao

>>215952701
Just because you try to please your masters by acting like a clown doesn't mean it's working.

>>215952823
I say that

Im a pussyfree incel

>>215952827
>Mate cunt lmao
will you giggle when Ahmed's cock finally leaves your arse?

>>215952836
Are Euros incapable of thinking about yanks 24/7? What causes this neuroticism?

I want a deep voiced Australian man to degrade me verbally and call me anything but a child of God. Is there porn like that?

>>215952791
Then do a funny, Bruce. Half this entire thread has been half other flags replying while the other half has single Aussonigger flag reflecting

>>215952881
Nah keep your head up, we are all God's children :)

>>215952875
You started lol. Calm down ffs

>>215952912
You're responsible for your own emotions, not me.

>>215952914
We're God's orphans

>>215952912
>Half this entire thread has been other flags replying while the other half has a single Aussonigger flag reflecting*

>>215952914
I'll never find a Kano...

>>215952924
>No u

Why are Danes so immature?

>>215952869
That actually made me giggle. Should i look behind me

>>215952993
Zutt jumpscare

>>215952993
What would happen if I had a wank in the great pyramid of Giza?

the whole reputation australians have as funny, rough n tumble heart of gold types is all fabricated. You guys aren't funny, you are a bunch of pooftas. I visited aussie and all ou cunts do is sit inside. Some tradie blokes had decent bants but what was more apparent was how lonely and depressed they all were.

>>215953048
Why do you all move here then?

>>215953067
money, thats it.

>>215953048
>Some tradie blokes had decent bants but what was more apparent was how lonely and depressed they all were
If OP's anything to go off of, then I believe it

>>215953048
This is the truth. We've been domesticated. Talking to diggers of my dad's generation and before, it's a whole different culture.

>>215953093
You're telling me kiwis all seethe like this? I thought you guys were alright. That's a heavy chip on your shoulder man.

australian "people" be like
"shit cunt ya mom died of cancer yesterday? what a sorry cunt hahaha now you have no mom!!"

"wtf man"

"ah it's just a STRAYAN THING YOU WOULDNT UNDASTANDD ITS JUST BANTER YOU STUPID MOTHERLESS FAT CUNT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO CRY TO YOUR MOMMY?"

the scottish and english hold the crown for taking the piss and it actually being funny. honourary mention to amerisharts who can be pretty funny. i'm working in minnesota rn and some people have pretty alright humor but they're kinda awkward in the "midwest"

>>215953113
>Calling others on 4chan lonely and depressed

Pot, meet kettle.

>>215952869
Calm down Bruce that's like three different hate crimes you just comitted. You outdoorsy hardy man you

Btw all of you have proved my point with your buttmad responses

>>215953019
The dutch already beat you to it
https://www.vice.com/en/article/photo-of-couple-boning-on-top-of-pyramids-prompts-international-investigation/

>>215953152
Watch Norman Gunston and tell me we weren't funny.
https://youtu.be/32ZfKHraP1s

This thread sux. I haven't blown air out my nose once. Banter my ass

>>215953244
Shame.

>>215953185
>He says, as a grenade thrown by a Somali crashes through his window

>>215953286
Bruce never has to worry about this since his government locks him into a bunker

>>215953325
>Safety is le bad!

>>215953408
what a pussy nanny state

>>215953508
We know what the US is like, no need to announce it

>>215953542
>no u
famous australian banter

>>215953564
You have no other response because you know it's true

>>215953595
you guys can't even legally conceal guns

>>215953659
Yeah, and we're safe because of it. Why is being protected by the state so rage inducing for Americans?

>>215953696
once again you're proud of being a pussy nanny state

>>215953696
Kys faggot. Don't call yourself Australian anymore.

>>215953727
You're like an abused dog cuddling up to an owner who abuses it in every way possible. How is that something to be proud of?

>>215953756
What are you going to do about it lol

>>215953696
>Why is being protected by the state- ?
Because I don't need the state wipe y ass for me Bruce

>>215953789
>freedom to carry is... le abusive
thoroughly buck broken

>>215953756
Now THAT'S what I'm talkin about

>>215953819
I don't need the state to wipe my a-CK!!!

>>215953820
>Buck broken
Why can't yanks stop thinking about sex with black men?

>>215952449
That's pretty rich, coming from an American.

>>215953873
>pepper spray is illegal to use in most of australia
thoroughly bruce broken

Melbourne
>We've doubled our population in 20 years in Melbourne because gdp must go up. Of course this leads to increased homelessness but at least big business, real estate and finance are richer
>Chinese and Indians buy up all the million dollar shitbox abspestos properties and try to rent them out to us for $700-800 a week but none of us will pay that so they sit dormant while homelessness skyrockets
>Zero negotiating power. AUKUS means nothing. Our strategic location means nothing.
>go to the CBD and there's basically no white people
>Aussies gave up and just live on benefits. many people causally take vape, cocaine, ice, acid and speed to cope and escape
>constantly told "If Australia doesn't import Chinese and Indians, it will fall behind"
>hordes of methed out homeless people in Fitzroy, Carlton, and Campbellfield
>gangs in Melton, Werribee, Sunshine, Laverton
>Knife attacks and stabbings are normalized
>lost it's car industry and is turning into a service based economy with money from the government. We don't make anything anymore, just sell it all to China
>letting in 100k a month into Australia too keep the economy going but our standard of living declines in the process
>you need to inherit money to have a nice house
>the cbd is worse than most suburbs
>multiculturalism doesn't work because the extreme diversity here makes everyone hyperaware of their roots
>outer suburbs of Melbourne where it would take an hour to walk to the nearest train station, so you absolutely need a car to function
>unsafe low trust "diverse" city
>paying 60% of income on rent
>Australia's white collar job market is trash compared to the US and Canada. We massively underpay white collar workers in this country. The only group that gets paid decently are doctors, surgeons, psychs and other medical professionals because they all have professional guilds that advocate for their members
>Our population is much easier to replace as it's relatively low

>>215953901
>Bruce broken
I can easily arrange it if you want Bruce to poke your tight little bumhole

>>215953931
nah i dont like nanny state fags

>>215953905
Not reading all that seethe sorry

>>215953805
I'm going to report this to me member of parliament.
>>215953837
I find it bizarre that after a couple centuries of pioneers, settlers, and bushrangers having to rely on themselves with their own arms, like America, urban monoculturised Australians believe it to be all we've ever known. This farce has continued on to even apply to a state ban on machetes, in Victoria.
The sad part of this country is that every economic incentive to live a prosperous life is in the city, and that inevitably shifts the national culture from a relaxed country-town perspective to deracinated, globohomo urban monoculture. We've become a country of bureacrats, and are no longer pioneers.

>>215953948
Just black ones yeah?

>>215953973
nah i dont want any of your abo fuck buddies either

>>215953990
That's ok, maybe Jamal will plow you if you kiss his shoes enough

>>215954051
nah, ill have one of your female chinks instead, thanks

>>215954144
>chud thinks any woman would be attracted to him

Why are they so delulu?

>>215954205
my bad chang, im sure your sister is nice

>>215954235
I'm Vietnamese, my sister has married a nice brahmin bull. Stick to the family dog, Timmy, brown boys won.

>>215953250
just watched. mildly amusing i'll give you that but im a bit lost at the same time

>>215954710
This is at the time where the Governor General (the individual with the most constitutional powers besides the King/Queen) dismissed the standing Prime Minister Gough Whitlam, to then call for a double dissolution and the federal election, which the opposition just won. The British sounding bloke was the new PM, to which NG was taking the piss out of. We used to be a country where a Borat-type character could roast the PM at a press conference and he'd take it on the chin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IifezehtVSg

Watch this one with the drummer of The Who, who hates Australians with an insane fervour.
>I don't want anything to do with you AUSTRALIAN FAGGOTS!

>>215952408 (OP)
lol

>>215952881
>deep voiced Australian
Dun exist, they all talk in high pitches and sound slightly retarded