Thread 215953349

Rorke's Drift edition

Light (or lite) beer is a marketing term for clarified lager style beers generally with lower carbohydrate and alcohol content
It's particularly a thing in America where it became a popular style of beer from the late 1960s onwards
The nearest local mass produced equivalent here is XXXX Gold, sometimes referred to alliteratively as the Milton Mango, as it comes in yellow cans that resemble a ripe Kensington Pride mango, and it originated in the Castlemaine XXXX Brewery in the Brisbane suburb of Milton.

reeves hasn't got a fucking clue

I don't need your devils weed
Keep your crack and your LSD
I'm snorting something that god gave me
And it smells a lot like love

we just built different baby

>>215953379
same

>>215953326
don’t be rude

>>215953379
daily mail comment

Great edish

Split this union up so we can finally treat the so called Celtic nations as enemies. I'd go to war against Scotland in a heartbeat. Wales, I'd feel a bit bad, but we'd be friends again after a good sacking or two.

>>215953436
you can’t afford a war against Scotland you’d get fucked up

wait a second this song is about being gay

>>215953448
There Is No Substitute For Quality

>>215953448
McVitie's have been legally obliged to label them "chocolate flavoured biscuits".

>>215953378
he asked what a beer light was as in

So where were the spiders
While the fly tried to break our balls?
Just the beer light to guide us
So we bitched about his fans
Should we crush his sweet hands?

da's got wheelers dealers on

>>215953448
take the piss

>>215953580
even biscuits are woke now

>>215953349 (OP)
Zulu was peak kino, I watched it a dozen of times as a kid. My grandpa had it registered on a cassette, for me. He even cut all the ads out

>>215953448
just make people pay for the nhs if they fail an obesity test and get rid of this shite ffs

scratching 'care labels' on clothes feels so amazing

>>215953436
Chill Hamza, muslims cant win wars anyway

bit retarded janny
make your mind up about the rules and stick to them or fuck off

>>215953624
they did it to save money not to help fat people lad can't you read?

>>215953652
the rules are simple. FOY

Disestablishment when

sir cold palmer

>>215953383
based based based

if you make threads before bump limit (310) the thread should be deleted. If you talk about topical global politics you should be banned from all boards but pol.

>>215953623
Are there any similar Eyetie fillums about Ethernopia and that?

that new pokemon game seems to be getting a lot of backlash

>>215953382
Is that from Malcolm In The Middle

>>215953725
imagine being 35 and still talking about the new pokemon game

>UK's young people
>catholics are more numerous than anglicans
>anglicans having a schism over literal troon heretics
The Universal Church is playing the long game, they are still a bit too faggy though, we need a new vatican council

>>215953686
looks like you don't understand the rules either
you poor little mong brain
go easy on yourself

Watching Patton over and over like I'm Richard Nixon

>>215953742
based
catholicism will stamp out anglican faggotry

I LIKE PRETTY GIRLS
GIRLS
GIRLS
GIRLS
GIRLS

>>215953745
shut your hole and FOY before i batter you like a sausage

>>215953767
age range?

>>215953725
theres a surprise

>>215953742
Christianity isn't true, it doesn't matter what brand. Anglicanism is dead because atheism is the natural order of the white man, anglicanism is religion for people who don't seem to like religion

>>215953798
25-30

>>215953823
liar

>>215953718
We dont talk about that

>>215953764
Anglicanism is stamping itself out. Catholicism is the religion of brown people

>>215953836
why would i lye?

any of yous been with a slam pig / heffer?

>>215953854
washing clothes

Looking to buy a new car lads: Hatchback. Automatic. Petrol. Budget up to 6.5k. Want it to be comfortable and refined.

I'm thinking either a Volkswagen Golf, Audi A3 or Volvo V40. Thoughts?

Got to get up, get showered, get to the village butcher, haven't I? Yes?

>>215953879
Almost exclusively fuck fat chicks me

>Petrol
There's nowhere you ca

>>215953623
Always assumed it was a film only brits would like

there's nowhere i ca

mad how good B&Ms knock off aftershaves are, visage is £4 and literally smells the exact same as sauvage

>>215953842
The heckin fascists destroyed feudalism and built schools and hospitals?

>>215953897
Volvo would be the white man's choice

Mad how Musso could of kept his nose clean and kept himself away from Teutonic insanity
Like Franco did

>>215953966
Get mine created by a professional perfumier in Grasse.

Richmond's eau de sausage

>>215953999
I do like the Audi A3 but yeah a bit conscious of the fact that pakis drive Audis
Although generally not the A3 I think

>>215954009
In his kidneys?

>>215953897
Never had a thought in my life mate so couldnt possibly advise you. I do wish you the best of luck though

Rorke demonstrating his whiteness by driving a Chinese-owned marque

>>215953383
why are they like this though?

arse wanking my arse with a healthy rape

>>215954021
RS3 only cuzzy

>>215953383
>>215954069
Makes sense with the crown owning the waters and coasts or whatever around Wales

>>215954082
Good lad

>>215954069
na ru na gwenn breiziz hepken

>>215954069
A lot of celtic nations entire identity is seething that they were beaten into submission by their English overlords

>>215953966
bet they last for five minutes though youre paying for longevity not just scent

24 packets of ramen for $2.16
finna eat like a king

>>215953383
I still respect Wales for voting for Brexit

>>215954113
shut up you neek

mouth watering for my prospective tea

Watched Star Wars 6 return of the jedi last night and realised something strange, the rebellion would have blown up the death star even if the emperor had turned luke to the dark side

Bit weird that, that the rebellion had won, because they blew up the shield generator, yet it was the emperors plan for them to try to blow it up to trap them

Luke joining the dark side or not, and Vader turning on the emperor and throwing him into the reactor core didn't really change a thing because regardless of what happened on the death star it was about to blow up in a few minutes anyway

https://youtu.be/BHoAQW_DBI4
I feel like teachers and politicians these days are of the same ilk. Talentless mongs

Clocks go back next Sunday

>>215954153
almost like it's not a very good film actually

>>215954173
why are they doing that then?

>>215954173
ah yes pitch black at 4PM excellent

>>215954153
the only good star wars movies are a new hope and empire strikes back

>>215954153
there was a million evacuation pods. death star was the exact opposite of the titanic. they had too many evacuation pods if anything. no matter where people went inside it there was an evacuation pod in arms length. thats why they all could come back to make a new one

>>215954197
get the gilmore girls on

>>215954153
Imagine being a storm trooper veteran of 100 campaigns. Fighting through space battles traveling the galaxy only to be stabbed to death by wooden spears by a bunch of primative teddies

mary magdelene sucked jesus' willy on he cross

are you a corr or phwoar man?

imgur being banned means i need to put on a vpn to play loads of sporcle quizzes for actual fucks sake

>>215954173
take the piss

mary magdelene sex arse

>>215954269
corr

>>215954069
why wouldn't we be?

>>215954269
phwoar is a foyism

>>215954269
more of a fuaarrk man myself

get the mullvad on
get the xvideos unlocked
get the wank spaffed

>>215954273
you have the tories to thank for that

>>215954297
no imgur's ban is because of the ICO

wiping my arse with poo

>>215954173
Need it abolished

>>215954295
this is it

tried wanking and didn't like it.

>>215954314
thought it was the OSA

tried raping my own arse and loved it

>>215954276
Corr what book is that? Timothy i bet

timothy james byrne in flat spracklen house marlow sex arse

corrrrr

we need to go back to the era where people would rent analyze that and bedazzled from the video rental shop

I think there’s been a rape up there

>>215954332
you'd think so, but it's actually because the ICO think imgur are dodgy, so imgur blocked the UK lol

mary mary quite contrary
trim that bush it's too damn hairy

spend all week looking at the bad screens so I can spend the weekend looking at the good screens

that barnet is mad

playing some rdr2

>>215954487
fucks sakes mate thats me

yeah but the cronem, dem a get di waves dun, noh? x

>>215954464
ktim

>eternal anglos?
No, anglos are innocent. It's the eternal scots. Have you ever heard anglo rite? No. You usually have heard scottish rite.
The scottish royal literally merged england and scotland to colonize the world and india, made england have bad reputations so people blaming english people. Scottish elites controlling british empire and took responsibility. Mousenonce is also scottish
Fucking scots, anglos dindu nuffin, anglos are innocent.

might form Yuan in EU4 today x

swear some people are made in factories
same clothes, same haircut, mannerisms and vocabulary

you have to assume that the failure, bankruptcy and successful lawsuits against companies like purdue, enron, fannie and freddie are baked in from the start, scripted to shield a richer, more powerful corporate lobby

fuck yo couch

scots are the jannies of empire

after i wank i gotta wipe my arse because the sweat makes the pooey hairs wet and leaves streak marks in my undies LOL

opened up youtube but forgot what i was going to search

Yes lads, it’s an /sp/ kind of day today oioi

>>215954618
got a nice smooth bumhole me

>>215954618
why not just wash the pooey hairs

>>215954618
the skid wank

>>215954585
large claims are brought against large defendants so that solicitors and paralegals have something to brag about

If they brought out an mRNA injection that stopped you ageing would you take it? Permanently stuck at whatever age you're at now, will drastically increase your lifespan.

>>215954548
Its media osmosis

>>215954618
gay homosexual dream

>>215954635
why?

why do women want to get cum put in them when cum is disgusting

>>215954635
trim mine every few months but eventually the problem reappears

>>215954618
Why have you got shit on your arse in the first place?

>>215954673
they don't. gfberg always tells me to pull out and cum on her back or tummy

>>215954673
primal instinct takes over both male and female monkey brain starts screaming get the cum into the womb

>>215954676
You trim your bum hole? Sounds like a logistical nightmare

>>215954687
well when you wipe you don't get 100% of it off, some sticks to your hairs, which when sweaty starts dribbling

>>215954673
biology innt
primal instinct and all that
monkeybrain go "ik ook"

>>215954697
na takes 5 minutes in the shower with a small mirror

>>215954688
not on that, cumming inside is the best bit

>>215954688
Shes just not that into you

>>215954706
You've got to be leaving a decent amount to get skidders

>>215954723
she initiates the sex but doesn't like cum. i once spaffed in her mouth and she was like "it tastes like a hot ball of salt" and never let me do it again

i regularly get poo on my bollocks. no idea how it happens

>>215954688
Does she make you wear a condom when she sucks you off too?

>>215954673
women are disgusting

>>215954729
i use like 10 wet wipes and can never get it all off seriously if you have a hairy bum it's impossible. need to get me one of those jap toilets.

a lot of virgins in this thread. girls don't like getting fresh loads in them because it drips out through the rest of the day.

>>215954742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfaY9ewvpzk

women love strawberry cheesecake because it reminds them of the mix of cum and blood in their insides. the belly would be the perfect mirror for the uterus

>>215954764
cummed inside every girlfriend I’ve ever had lad everytime

>>215954764
Most girls take a shower mate

>>215954764
just piss it out in the toilet stupid woman

>>215954781
if you do this and you're not a dad you're the ultimate cuck.

black people will see those muslims getting genocided in the middle east and be like "what dem muslim niggas ever done for us blacks? SHIIEEET"

>>215954768
Dont understand periods me and dont want to.

>>215954786
>>215954801
jesus christ the retards here. cum goes into a different whole and you can't shower it out.

women love my big dick

>>215954768
i might be that guy (i literally am) but at least i dont have a mans SPUNK dribbling out of my minge!

The posts above contradict the idea that /brit/ is a shaggers general.

> Pegged as “dark academia”, The Sisters of Dorley is about a mysterious organization operating out of Dorley Hall that kidnaps “troubled young men” and forcibly transitions them in a torture dungeon as punishment — which is still better transition care than Britain’s NHS currently provides.
leftypol's weekend reading

becoming a bit of a bitch i think
bought a salt scrub for my scalp because it's dry and facial wipes to use at work

>>215954816
>Women can't wash their pussy

>>215954814
black people have been captured by conspicuous consumption more than any other race

>>215954854
you are that fucking thick mate. get a clue.

>>215954833
I don’t think they do people just have different experiences, some lads make sure they spunk inside and some lads let their gf be boss and make them pull out (and that’s ok!)

just closed the window just now

>>215954816
sorry you've made a minor spelling mistake there so you've lost haven't you

>>215954833
we're a incel general. nothing embarrassing about it. incel is the new part of LGBT

sex positive incels unite

you're not a fully developed man unless you have spunked inside a clunge with no condom on

I pull out because I like to give my gf headshots
sometimes I miss and it goes on the wall behind the bed lol

>>215954884
just now?

>>215954884
was thinking of doing the same actually

>>215954890
i've been done and will never recover from that

i kneel

>>215954816
It’s kept in the balls, you mong

>>215954856
>black people have been captured
Yeah thats how they ended up in america

when americans have cocoa is it just hot chocolate

>>215954911
did this when I was 16

Fellow shaggers I too can relate to this image you see

>>215954935
and 9 months later you became a brother-father to a mutant baby

you fucking what

>>215954967
Um based

u fockin wot m8

>>215954752
You have to wrap the wet wipe around your finger and stick it up a bit

>>215954967
imagine being this incurious

holiday to Dong booked

>>215954933
I think so

>>215954975
Wait they were just actors acting in roles and being paid for it?

>>215954927
what about black people in england?

bitch made me audible oooof when she turned to the side

>>215955013
been here from the start

>>215955014
doesnt count when its that much cottage cheese

>>215955014
too big. she needs to go on a diet

>>215955014
bet she does vile farts and poos

>>215954975
don't tell this nigga about the mythbusters

>>215955032
i have seen her porn and her arse is fine, i'll put up with a tiny bit of cellulite if it meant a big bunda

>>215955014
too skinny

your bick is dig

you are all shaggers with big dicks and know how to please a woman

>>215954975
can't stand these types of videos

>>215955051
she isnt a porn star. thats a normal british teenager you sick fuck

poo

>>215955051
Name? Thought it was just some random bint

need a poo

>>215955085
LOL I’ve seen cream pied lad

real shaggers know girth is more important than length

My depression is starting to come back lol

what's your favourite sort of fart?

poo you say?

>>215955107
real shaggers know ..
actually I've only ever had sex with 4 women so I don't think I'm qualified to answer this

*smiles and nods*

>>215955116
cheer up

>>215955089
one of her user names is babyyysoph02, she has many others. a lot of is has been deleted.

>>215955118
quite enjoy the ones that sound like a lemonade bottle being opened and then suddenly closed again

despunk those balls

>>215955118
a fart from a sexy lady's arse

>>215955138
Doing my best x

freeze drying my poo and then shoving it back up my bum hole if I do say so

i have 50 (You)'s in this thread alone. doing the so called iron man numbers.

glod

did someone say poo?

Mornin from me and the wife

>>215955143
looks like she got infected with woke unfortunately

just said poo

>>215955206
she's above his league

pooing a poo

>>215955206
mornin x

mum with angered and other mental problems cheated on dad now they live separately and she gets mad that i dont want to stay the night because there’s fuck all to do but watch married at first sight while she’s on her phone anyway and i work nights so im awake late anyway
how can i tell her i dont want to stay, i come round and waste hours of my time most days for a few hours thats already more than most would do i think

>>215955222
What do you think about these two or are they looksmatched

>>215955209
couldn't care less with an arse like her. i'd my face up there all day.

>>215955251
blog on

>>215955254
there's both 3 or 4 yes looksmatched

>>215955257
bet this lad had a good time with it

>>215955261
need advice shut up

>mullet and mustache
ah yes the gay paedo look

>>215955279
lucky broccoli head bastard

>>215955279
Bet he got a few good whiffs of her rancid brappers.

post more nice arses please

>>215955254
she’s above him
>>215955275
she is not a 3 or 4 mate

mustaches are making a comeback

>>215955234
good morn

watching asmongold clips

>>215955286
zoomers love this look for some reason

>>215955290
I’ve cropped this because I want to remain unbanned but she has these photos sitting on blokes faces omdz

>>215955349
there are a couple of good quality full length fucking videos on bunkr

these posts are vile

>>215955251
If it was me I'd just stay a couple nights a week, would regret not doing it if something ever happened to her

>>215955254
They're equal

>>215955363
what are your top 3 most vile posts?

>>215955378
he looks like the average australian

>>215955251
She just wants company

>>215955311
he could sort his hair and mustache out but she's as good as she's gonna get. he's a 4 she's a 3, generously.

>>215955209
Infected with something for sure

>>215955251
you tried shagging her arse?

incels rating their social superiors is it

mfw we gave it back to china

masticating a reese's pumpkin

>>215955405
she is fit

what’s this hair style called?

>>215955411
well i can afford it because im loaded you see
never used an ambulance anyway
probably never will
its these freaks who are getting ill and injured every week who are costing the NHS billions

>>215955397
>he looks like the average australian
He is definitely appropriating our culture

>>215955411
Never used an ambulance in my life. Assume id have some kind of medical insurance

>>215955411
i have a really boring story about ambulance fees so i won't post it

>>215955411
Can't even find them on autotrader so I can't tell if this is a good deal or not

>>215955440
the old "norwood 6 cover up fail" cut

>>215955440
combover

>>215955421
spooky

>>215955440
Ktim

>>215955431
Fuck is wrong with her thumb

>>215955446
>bruce
>culture

>>215955479
ruby granger looking thing

>>215955360
any shitting content?

>>215955440
just fuck my shit up

>>215955360
could you tell us what name those videos are under on bunkr lad

screaming

>>215955411
Costs about 1k in most states here. Stops people calling them for retarded reasons.

What does guinness taste like?
Visually it looks quite appealing, but I don't drink so I've never had it
Also is it fizzy like regular beer?

won't somebody PLEASE think of the israeli football hooligans

>>215955513
ktim

Nottingham Forest XI: Sels; Morato, Murillo, Milenkovic; Williams, Anderson, Sangare, Douglas Luiz, Zinchenko; Gibbs-White, Awoniyi.

Chelsea XI: Sanchez; James, Acheampong, Chalobah, Cucurella; Gusto, Lavia; Neto, Andrey Santos, Garnacho; Joao Pedro.

>>215955512
seems to have been deleted. there is a forum that has the videos uploaded but it;s been a while since i went on the coom hunt.

I thought we weren’t allowed to equate Israelis with Jews as that’s racist

joos

yea we’re not talking about politics here mate we’re talking about shagging and football today cheers

anyone boozing right now?
feels like /brit/ is not an alcoholics general

>>215955532
only ever had it in an irish car bomb so i can't help you with the specific taste
hope that helps x

>>215955592
is this real?

>>215955592
i'll be having one bottle of middle shelf malbec later

>>215955592
more of a sailor jerry man myself

Whilst at uni I fancied my housemate's girlfriend. Went to the club with her and her gay friend to try my luck, she left after one drink and he spent the rest of the night trying to shag me. 30 years later I'm thinking I should have been more adventurous.

>>215955632
was he a cute twink?

>>215955532
Malty, bit of a roasted coffee hint. Very smooth

>>215950092
>>215950092
>>215950092

new

>>215955671

>>215955671

>>215955671

>>215955532
tastes like SHIT