Thread 215955671

sniff edition

bought myself couple of bokkles for today, first time in a long time i’m boozing

I'm back from the butcher with a chicken and some bacon
I will do a fry up for lunch!

>>215955704
chicken is a bit mad to have in a fry up

>>215955701
>india
>china

>>215955704
blog on you boring sod

>>215955717
It is separate!
>>215955723
I will do!

>>215955701
here you go give this a watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBc7qBS1Ujo

Leftypol in favour of banning people from the country for the first time in recorded history

Adult males queuing for the latest Nintendo Switch console.

finishing last nights gin and takeaway scran in my smelly flat

Family enjoying Starbucks coffee and their Apple electronics.

>Hello, I am Spaindroid 3000.
>How may I help you today?

Spaindroid, generate a classic post for me.

>Initiating Post Generation Routine...
>Generating...
>Generating...
>Post Generation Complete.
>"Sucking on a coffee and a croissant corrrrr"

Thanks Spaindroid.

pls sign guys
if u are my friends
https://www.change.org/p/end-prince-of-wales-title-out-of-respect-for-wales

>>215955771
they look like they're having a fun time
its good that they're out as a family

>>215955761
americans are absolutely vile aren't they

British teenagers enjoying life in the mid 2000s.

>>215955777
if welsh nationalism leads to a republic union, im going to be very disappointed the english people didn't take their country back ourselves

>>215955793
need to lick all their arseholes

Four women lying down on a bed with their feet exposed.

I love minge

>>215955793
this was literally me around 2000/2001
tatty criminal damage jeans and a mohawk

just been the shop and boss man tryna tell me about the deals on vapes and beers be gone SATAN

>>215955761
Boogie still working on the weight loss l see

future cronem out for a stroll
nutn timmy can do

>>215955793
why are there so many brownhairoids? most people i know are blond

stop doing this and start doing this

>>215955840
so this is katy

Found a half filed vape under the TV cabinet get in

>>215955793
The real McCoys

>>215955853
leftypol’s gone off the deep end

>>215955793
um is that Lucy Letby

>>215955853
leftypol having coniptions at this

conniptions*

UP THE CHELS

>>215955901
She’s so mid it’s unreal

no joke if you were a teenager in 2005 things were as good as could be. no tiktok, no instagram. just a bit of the old myspace but only on the desktop. phones were still dumb (good).

constipations*

Need shagged tbqh

>>215955901
ugly hag

>>215955921
she's 40 years old mate

>>215955922
and yet l was still miserable

leftypol saying "have a good weekend y'all" on the work teams chat
rorke just closes his laptop

massive poo underway

>>215955935
you only slept a couple of hours

>>215955952
which made emo music that was popular at the time good to listen to
you could literally not have a bad time back in those days

off to b&q to acquire kagrenac's tools

>>215955953
fuck i'm leftypol lmao

anglican choirboys

1995-2005 was absolutely peng, out and about with mates, streets were safe, time of our lives

If somebody obtained a list of all your 4chan posts, or at least your 100 most embarrassing ones, and gave it to your parents to read, how do you think they would react?

>>215955953
am rorke..

>>215955999
i don't know mate but i do know if it happened to you this one would be on it
absolutely dire patter

sucking a covfefe

>>215955941
That’s no excuse

>>215955996
Not that safe with planes flying into buildings and the like.

>>215955995
um

>>215956030
down it in 15 minutes or you'll be up all night

slow horses has gone woke

I’m stupid handsome with no beard but I lose manliness, tough one this

>>215955965
What do you mean?

>>215956034
everybody knows she was in her prime in bend it like beckham

had a bi curious phase when i was younger in uni that cumulated in meeting another bi curious lad for fun
he struggled to take my cock and obviously hadn't prepped so when i pulled it out the head looked like i'd been swirling it in gu pot
naturally killed the mood but amazingly with the faint smell of poo in the air as i wiped it on one of his shirts he asked could he fuck me now

Lads born in the late 80s/early 90s had it all.
>basic technology but no zoomer brainrot
>cities still mostly british
>safe streets, no civil unrest or grooming gangs
>evenings were spent playing outside or occasionally games like runescape or those PS1 classics
>great movies still played in cinemas
>harry potter
>robot wars
>no trannies or gender crap

>>215956086
Even then still mid

>>215956063
mate it was woke from season 1
still decent though

>>215956088
similar thing but only sucked each other's cock cus our dicks were too big for our little bumholes lmao

>>215956088
keep your faggotry on the faggot board

>>215956088
sorry that sounds gay

Been lurking in this thread for a while reading all your posts

>>215956122
so sorry you had to witness that
amazingly this is as good as it gets all day, the spammers will be in later

>>215956089
errr forgetting james bulger are we, dunblane massacre, IRA bombings

>>215956089
>Gap years
>Tying a tie around your head when you're partying
>Sony Ericsson
>Hot Hatches
They had it all

>>215956122
you came at a weird time

>>215956122
did you read my one about boss man at the shop tryna sell me vapes and that cheeky bastard

2006 was the best year except when i got an infected elbow

>>215956088
I thought most benders just accept pooey willies as a fact of life

>>215956122
o fug :DD the danes are back

right so I’ll see you all in the /sp/ match threads will I, beat a hasty retreat before the autists arrive here

>>215956140
>james bulger
remember when you could accuse someone of being jon venables and the neighbours would batter him

>>215956172
I’m gonna do this to my kids that’s fucking jokes

used to watch nightmare neighbour next door all the time why’d they stop doing it

>>215956178
>he's jon venables!
>>how do you know?
>i'm robert thompson

>>215956162
they go to great lengths to avoid it, fasting and douching and whatnot

hideously hungover lads

probs had like 10 pints of ale last night

>>215956198
the woke

remember when the internet was in black and white and only on for 2 hours a day

Had a dream that I was part of a multi stage GCHQ operation to catch some criminal mastermind running the local Waitrose

did a massive dark thick poo there that made it impossible not to think of bbc when i got up to wipe and saw it

>>215956225
i mean they are quite absorbent

plan for the day
>get the whiskey drank
>get the vape sucked
>get the appetite going
>order mcdonalds on deliveroo
>get the scran down the hatch
>post on /brit/
>pass out at around 5pm
>wake up at 8pm feeling stupid and regretful

>>215956213
haha putting 50p into the old dialup modems they used to have for 20 minutes of 56.6k
kids don't know how good theyve got it

being english is the most erotic ethnicity a man can be

get the AI Columbo episodes made

>>215955920
10 MEN WENT TO MOW
WENT TO MOW A MEADOW

1 man went to wank
went to wank his willard

supping the red bull and sucking the vape
its the white mans way

paid £9.99 for a hinge 12 hour boost and got 0 likes

>>215956312
scromiting

>>215956299
got me

I have a girlfriend
She likes me
Somehow
She's autitisc

the missus

SUUUUUUUUUPER
SUPER FRANK
SUUUUUUUPER
SUPER FRANK

>>215956312
buy another one

>>215956150
I did yes. Happy for you that your resisted the temptation

>>215956334
I read this article and she said it was all worth it to get dutty at the rave.

hey~

dutty zutty bangers

>>215956348
did you read mine about getting on the red bull and the vape?

>>215956357
catberg

>>215956343
>>215956305

>>215956357
zesty ah mf

The average person is not deluded, they're making a conscious choice that a basically comfortable, unsustainable existence of gogglebox, rentierism and service-economy is more preferable than the rigours involved of fighting for the future

wonder if there's any cloned people knocking about

>>215956312
my days lol
but then again I got some of the best shagging memories I’ve ever had from tinder super boosts back in the day. Keep pushing lad

>>215956376
i don't think this is acting...

ah yes the typical hangover thoughts of
- i spent too much money last night
- i think i looked bad last night
- why did i say that to that person last night
- i shouldnt have done that thing last night

>>215956381
no they spend all their time complaining just like people in this thread do but don't do anything about it, just keep going to the jobcenter for them bennies

>>215956410
the ol' hangxiety

>>215956410
imagine how it could've gone in an alternate reality instead. how you could've just drank some tea and enlightened your mind with some ancient Greek philosophy.

rorke's dad taking holidays to manila without his family but returning without any photos to share

michael penis jr

>>215956438
>>>/pol/

>>215956410
my brain used to remember what happened after a night out and panic for a few days and then permanently deletes it after that. Much of my night out days I remember absolutely nothing of, can’t complain

>>215956409
it's method acting

>>215956475
:)

I can go so long without pissing. Think it might be my greatest talent. Sometimes I only piss once or twice a day, and I’ve been on long journeys of like 18-20 hours where I only piss at the beginning and end

brucie drunk i reckon

>>215956501
I’m that annoying bastard on the plane who makes you get up so I can go for a piss 20 minutes in

>>215956438
His tweet really didn't age well. I wonder what he is doing now.

Yeah 2005 was alright but being about to look at cute cats on tiktok is also pretty good

1 Tablespoon each of shallots, capers, and cornichons, finely minced.
1 Teaspoon each parsley and dill, finely chopped.
Juice of half a lemon.
1/4 Teaspoon of ground white pepper.
Add mayonnaise to the desired consistency and mix well.

WA
LA

>>215956501
got big bollocks have you

>>215956457
oh well
u can do that any day

squirrelberg was just sat like that for a good few minutes, completely motionless :/

>>215956557
didnt know their tale so fluffy

>>215956557
He's not sat though is he

Gfberg says l'm not allowed to think about other girls ever so she's trying to give me a femboy fetish

FLYING HIIIIIGH
UP IN THE SKY
WE'LL KEEP THE BLUE FLAG FLYING HIGH

>>215956523
alri albania

Twelve hours of this Jesus Christ

the duttiest of bangers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwLSrNu1ppI

need an abigail roberts gf

>>215956613
Fictional and lives inside your computer?

Wireless headphones on doing my dancing thing.

the gay thoughts are coming back

>>215956613
looks like some bogtrotting peasant en route to america in 1886

>>215956524
I always get the window seat so that’s fine x

>>215956648
get the twinks fucked

>>215956613
i liked sadie
she turned into jessie from toy story by the end

>>215956648
same

spent the whole night on mephedrone. im so fucking sad rn

>>215956695
can't see anything about this

>>215956697
Those are clearly two women

>>215956705
People still take that?

>>215956727
yeah 4MMC is still around

>>215956705
bet you had a good time though. how many bitches you shagged?

fold the river by the lips

Every time I take 4MMC I end up blowing my savings on escorts. Had three over last time and ate their arses for about 2 hours while wanking myself off.

>>215956749
yolo

>>215955761
is this the queue for the kendrick lamar concert?

Lights out for Rorke after this one.

>>215956749
sounds rather fun
ive never done 4mmc

>>215956736
i took a young one home and shagged her arse but shes gone now. was thin with blue hair and a tribal tattoo on her arse and back of the thighs

neighbour does fuck all in maintaing his garden and it pisses me off

ITS MAAM

yeah mephedrone makes you the kind of horny yuou can't cure

>>215956771
hope you used protection

>>215956758
half of /brit/ would shag that

>>215956805
not corr

>>215956805
Grim little photo

>>215956789
nah mate I always go raw. what's the point of shagging if you don't cum deep inside raw, might as well wank
just cleaned my cock in the sink because of the brown sludge of whatever juice came out of her arse

poo muck

>>215956805
Is this allowed

>>215956776
Ktim, I actually like the overgrown look

elton

>>215956805
the peas are the only decent thing on that plate

nonce in this nonce hunter video is naked in his living room when they called

>>215956830
me and you are kindred spirits my friend, it’s raw and cum inside or nothing

elton john and bradley walsh walk into a bar

>>215956860
that's his god given right

>>215956860
Bet his mum's not best pleased

>>215956865
exactly
plus the potential risk of shagging some dirty looking bird makes it more erotic you get me

>>215956874
ouch

Good afternoon /brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZy6gasGVX4

the tunage

I think most of you are lying when you post about your supposed sexual encounters

why not visit your local library and sample some books this weekend?

FOOTY KICKING OFF NOT A DRILL

Alright guys having a cup of tea. Got toil from 14:00 pm until 22:00 pm not lush

>>215956842
it's a fucking mess, i've cut some the overhanging parts which i can reach but i've had to leave a lot

>>215956917
LIV
ERP
OOL

>>215956830
druggy french pooey willy

>>215956915
You might just be jaded, most people have sex, even on 4chan

>>215956917
Local libraries a portacabin not a fucking palatial stadium

playing dredge then going to clean the flatwitz

>>215956805
pitifuly small piece of fish

>>215956917
>why not visit your local library
Can't drive.
>sample some books
Can't read.

>>215956927
ahh the masses and their opiates

get the grass cut
the leaves swept
the pond cleaned

>>215956966
Must have pulled it from that pond you call a bathtub

and with the sound of a whistle blown, the bird and circuses commence

honestly theres nothing like a post rave sweaty bird. so much scent to smell, licking the sweat off her upper back, sucking on her toes and sliding my tongue between her toes to clean them. obviously this doesnt apply once they get older than something like 22; by then theyre pudgy and worn out

>>215956949
:/

as always, lets give it a go

>>215957033
if gary eats reviewed confectionary he'd be gary sweets

>>215956999
bradley bait

>>215957002
the feminists wouldnt like this one bit
they HATE that men instinctually prefer younger birds

>>215956983
Gotta start young to create this, anon.

Don't want to go to toil today. I have no idea how I've evaded the sack for so long.

student loan paid off
50 grand down the drain

>>215957058
I mean I still like women in my age bracket but sober and well kept, clean, athletic and all. Only young women can afford to be sloppy

love bags really appreciate my rucksacks for their ability to hold the things I need feel more attached to them than I do to most people

got beer belly

>>215957074
Fuck off is that a guy

>>215957091
Use the same rucksack for toil as I had in year 10 and 11 of secondary school. Been a great rucksack considering it's only an Under Armour one for Sports Direct.

>>215956917
cant read post on /brit/ using voice to text

Chelsea started on the front foot

>>215957086
lucky guy to have pulled what sounds like a hottie

>>215957123
keep us posted lad on the riveting action of men kicking a ball

>>215957127
you could do the same mate just go out clubbing on the weekends

>>215957136
geek lol

>>215957002
can tell you’re a vf because in reality this is just nasty

>>215957123
i just don't think chelsea have a team this year, uninspired manager, and players that just don't seem to want to win the league
you hope to be proved wrong, but they've been struggling to retain possession in the last few games

>>215957156
you sound like you shag with the lights off

no clue what all the pajeet terms are. i've been on /int/ for years and learned about all the different cultures and generals but the indian one remains a black box. they talking about some brahmins or some shit and it's nonsense to me.

>>215957165
they’re not league winners lad you’re right about that, just a decent outfit

no woman in history has eveer used an under armour backpack for work

Did the man kick the ball?

>>215956917
1. reading is for women
2. they don't stock any good classics, it's all young adult slop

can you pricks fuck off to /sp/ instead of spamming this thread with football bollocks

gf needing, no, REQUIRING, shagged, this is not a drill

>>215957211
shut up

>>215957213
i'll be there in a jiffy

anyone had the chicken bigmac? any good?

any bangers at mcd's these days?

>>215957196
History is made to be broken

which british state is that most christian with 0 mosque?

Was waiting behind this girl to use the coffee machine as she was using it first and she gave me this creeped out disgusted look as she was leaving

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD-JBIdln88

tunage #2

>>215957232
you're a man you tranny freak

>>215956949
i wish there was a place that was virgins only that i could go to

>which british state
FOJF

>>215957241
it's a sign mate. go wash. get a haircut. some adult clothing. sort yourself out.

>>215957231
grow up

>>215957250
I'm a man through and through

No fucking practical driving tests available AGAIN. I've searched every test centre in Shropshire and Powys too.

been watching peep show for the first time
extremely funny. it's like they took george costanza from seinfeld and made him british

>>215957253
R/virgin

>>215957281
trip on sacked tranny

>>215957279
what's wrong with mcdonalds? you mongs eat bigham ready meals don't act superior

>>215957297
That what you cry when you get 0 likes on Hinge

mad how you're here all day and still don't realise that sacked tranny is purposely fucking with you like how fucking dumb do you have to be

>>215957231
its alright but falls to bit immediately and would be better being dressed like a normal mchcicken rather than with big mac sauce

Duhhhhh Sacked Tranny is the reason I can't have sex

someone post the screenshot of sacked tranny forgetting to take his trip off

i want to move to uk but /int/ told me popular name in britain is muhammad

bludovich still uses dating apps in the year of our lord 2025

>>215957314
really dislike this episode cause i feel so bad for mark
even by peepshow standards the second hand embarrassment is unreal
poor bugger just wants his book published

>>215957403
please do not come here

>>215957404
it’s worth it if you’re a sort

someone post the vid of sacked tranny sucking off her sisters boyfriend in the aldi toilets

>>215957109
Bet you look a right runt

>>215957430
i wouldnt know
as i am a manlet
but a handsome manlet

>>215957429
im chinese not mick

it's easier to meet birds outside because birds work off vibe and energy not some bullshite conversation jokes

>>215957404
theyre not meant for incel freaks like you

i remember getting happy meals when i was younger (like once a year) and it was so exciting getting a little toy (my only toy for the year).
these days i see little toddlers going there every day, throwing the toy away to play with their ipads

Guhhh.
>>215935085

>Adolescence star Stephen Graham launches global project asking fathers to write to their sons
WE MUST BE BETTER MEN FOR OUR FOOKIN' SONS

>>215957474
dont care if you're part unicorn
we've got enough foreign welfare dossers here already

well that's it then, the country's just completely finished

>>215957477
i have a gf which i found not on the apps

>>215957503
NOOO

>>215957466
I’m a handsome manlet and cleaned up on dating apps

>>215957509
stop lying on the internet

>>215957509
well i have a gf that i did find on the app so thats your entire position dismantled isnt it

toughts on these?

>>215957503
anyone remember happy snax?
used to love them

right status: it not

>>215957539
horrible wog shite

>>215953349
>>215953349
>>215953349

oh when the blues
go poo steaming in

>>215957495
indogs are not criminals as other brownoids

mad how i dont find anything enjoyable any more

Oh that rascal, he's at it again

>>215947679
>>215947679
>>215947679

>>215957566
who's #1

>>215957568
me when i turneed 40

>>215957566
is bali a good place to go on holiday
this australian i know told me its been overrun by methheads and it's not as neat as it used to be

new

>>215957619

>>215957619

>>215957619