Thread 215962651

chicken edish

Diego: DTS-MA
Mousey: FLAC
Spaino: WMA

Need to wank but can't

utterly outrageous how peng parsley is

let’s talk about the football

MY PRECIOUS BOY IS GAYYY

>>215962651 (OP)
illegal under sharia law thsi image

>>215962683
why not? for me, it's being too drunk

so this is rorke

what are your fav crisps flavours lads

quite like the ol' sour cream n chive Pringles meself

>>215962685
nothing wrong with putting it through carbonara if you ask me

just seen a yowie smoking meth in the bunnings car park

can any XT man explain what these are?

>>215962740
nobody knows who that is here lmao

>>215962651 (OP)
majority religion in de yuke by 2040

>>215962723
Salt and vinegar McCoy's, cheese and onion walkers, sausage and tomato golden wonders the frazzle the humble scampi fry

>>215962708
On a mental health ward with a window facing a main road

>>215962691
any ludicrous displays?

Ace Frehley died

>>215962766
surely they can't do anything given your menthol elf

>>215962723
kettle chips sweet chilli
apparently the new walkers masala ones are pengers according to a crisp discord i'm on but yet to try them

>>215962755
australian culture dominates the planet, pom boy
every child on earth watches bluey

a yowie is when you stub your toe :)

>>215962780
based ulster loyalist

>>215962786
Gene Simmons next please

>>215962791
I'm only on the ward until Monday when I get moved so I don't want to test things

>>215962766
Why are you there?

DON'T BE A BITCH

>>215962835
Attempted to kill myself at work

made a mistake of starting steamingtoil before i got all the stuff in for dinner
thankfully i need booze lest the takeaway jew could make an appearance but i'm not ruling him out

>>215962855
lol how

frill necked lizard kebabs for tea

>>215962855
Thats rough what happened?

>>215962751
(you)s and your posts mongo

>>215962855
so you fail even at an heroing

>>215962821
Fuck, now you can't even open the thumbnails if the posts have been deleted.

>>215962751
the light ones are your posts
the darker ones are replies to your posts
you can click them and it'll jump you straight to the post in question

>>215962835
Went off my rocker too much, they've got me until March next year then I'm free

>>215962865
tried to die of old age

babe >>> the city

>>215962910
? shite banter this, log off

>>215962896
What was it

getting groomed on roblox at age 27

>>215962901
Have you been diagnosed with anything?

orange

>>215962899
can i disable it?

I have never been "sent flying".

going to do my saturday fly on microsoft flight sim 2020. dubs decides where i fly too and from

>>215962958
Just psychosis; I forgot how utterly shite wards are, literally everything about them is designed to be shit

>>215962989
cause there's no plane in the world big enough for you LOL

>>215962971
Yes uncheck Scroll Markers

>>215962651 (OP)
Think it was fried chicken?

>>215963005
Heathrow to Cardiff

>>215963005
Luton to Luton

>>215962751
What has motorcycle riding to do with that?

>>215963028
nice one thanks

>>215963027
ktim

How I get Github For better 4chan?

Have you ever noticed how the most violent, insane, and obnoxious people support Palestine, while the calm, intelligent, and decent people stand with Israel?

>>215962961
go be a paedophilic genetic dead end somewhere else

>>215963005
>>215963044
haha

>>215962950
A my little pony gag, but couldn't read the bubble

>>215963027
The 30 year old vicious circle: there are no groups

BLUE WATER ROCKING ME
SWEET BLUE WATER
YOU SEE ME FREE

>>215963077
have you ever notice how people i don't like are all creepy pedophile retards while the people i like are intelligent beautiful chads?

>>215963077
>caring about the middle east at all

rorek pretending to like israel to own the imaginary libs in his head

>>215963027
for me it's just join a new group then nothing happens

These 2 should be in fucking prison
Our country is BROKEN

>>215963027
sounds like a rationalisation for being an awful person

done the front and back garden haven't i?

>>215963027
why do they call it masking
isn't it just not being a mong

Went £75 down betting today, just made £67 back. Calling it a day, £8 down. Not my day

>>215963125
New Tenna line looking good

>>215963125
You'll do fuck all about it.

>>215963093
>there are no groups
never heard of grooming gangs?

>>215963142
poor role model for young girls

>>215963077
No I have not noticed this but I'm sure you'll prove me wrong with your folder of twitter screenshots.

watching I Know what you did last Summer (2025)

>>215963142
she has no arse but i bet her pussy smells good

I split so many hymens that my dick would stay stained red for weeks

>>215963142
imagine that was a jungle bbc she was guiding to her lips instead

https://x.com/officiallucaz/status/1978869695563403297

Why do white people do this…

>>215963153
coz haland scored?

>>215963172
They operate out of vets?

>>215963172
not brown enough for those

>>215963179
yeah they should listen to sabby c instead

holy fuck my wenor stinks

this was mad

why is rachel reeves kinda...?

>>215963142
waits for ziedy to post a pic of her hairy lip

>>215963213
that song slaps tho

im too scared to wank

You know nosfaretu predicted all this

>>215963221
this bitch is so fucking chopped

>>215963221
I think I can see that birds minge flaps

>>215963221
her, taylor swift, charli xcx, the kardashians, all those nignogs like nicki minaj, selena gomez are all bad examples for young women

>>215963188
any wankable stuff in it lad?

I can't fucking wank I'm going insane

>>215963250
No it doesnt. Be quiet

>>215963261
oh my DAYS HEATHERNONCE

>>215963233
this looks so fake. even at the time I thought this was some weird made up ruse to mock sheeple

>>215963142
you just know it grips

>>215963284
I have no cock but I must wank

when timmy sees his crush pooja across the street

>>215963144
Everyone 'masks' aswell you dont act the same at work as you do with your mates or family. Just part of being an adult.

>>215963271
depends how you feel about bland looking americans

>>215963142
why is everything goonified these days
im sick of it

>>215963027
how to escape personal responsibility 101: the new social handbook

>>215963328
yeah but in the good old day pop stars were never lewd

>>215963237
kinda what?

do you think you could survive a cat getting dropped on your head from 200 ft?

>>215963215
nah Coventry & Grimsby goals

rorkes nan driving a convertible down the highway with her three foot long beef curtains flapping about in the wind behind her like a scarf

>>215963233
nibba went straight for the arse bet that lass has a juicy autismarse

>>215963221
imagine how much jungle cum shes had inside her

>>215963346
need to watch some ayylmao kino

any demonic entity in

convertibles are fucking dumb who would think ah yes i want to be able to fold the roof away omdz ugly as sin get a real car faggot

Mad how being a working class Briton used to mean working with your hands in British industries, being part of a union, a stable family, going to church, socialism, smoke-filled pubs, wanting your children to get a good education, local communities, being part of subcultures such as punk or pub rock

Now working class means either being on benefits or stacking shelves at Aldi, divorced parents, letting your children be wasters, your mum being a slag, doing drugs, being a fat cunt, ethnic takeaways, watching millionaires kick and ball around and treating it like a religion, sitting on your arse all day watching telly and consuming slop

>>215963362
shes austisic?

Only mask I wear are my ones for routing addresses

>>215963396
topical

a spasmbobbing audience is quite freaky if you look at it on a live dj mix video

>>215963389
>going to church

fuck off

how often do you wank in toil? (physical workplace, wanking from home doesn't count)

might build a gaming pc and then barely play any games on it

>>215963221
cannot take her seriously after learning she's 4'11

I like small girls but she's an actual dwarf

>>215963387
*folds you into a paper plane and throws you away*

>>215963410
never because im not a little goblin bastard

mental

>>215963408
alri paki

>>215963346
business idea: alien shit like this but its gay porn

>>215963410
not got time

>>215963389
Very incisive and astute observation.

>>215963221
Reminder that she comes from a family of Scientologists

Not clicking that

>>215963411
KTIM

oh its 'that' video again

>>215962766
this is what will happen to you if you spaff >>215963435

nooooooo

>>215963435
god i wish that were me

nibba wanked so hard his head fell off

what the fudge

>>215963435
shan't be clicking this again, demonic spirits are embedded within this webm and watching it lets them worm into your soul

melty alert!

Why are Africans working in supermarkets or on security so overzealous and untrusting? One has started at my local store and he's a real cunt, standing over you and basically accusing you of trying to steal carrier bags or not scanning something. Fucking thick-skulled cunt.

snoiper pinkie is NOT pleased... !

>>215963435
actually mental what some people are into

like how insane does your sexual perversion have to be for you to willingly want to die to cum

\

>>215963508
You've been done rorke.

what the fuck

>>215963508
suprised my local b&m has two white blokes and sometimes a lass

>>215963389
This country is finished mate not worth grieving for

>>215963523
screaming

>>215963520
why do you care? it doesnt affect you personally

>>215962855
sacked tranny!

had lots of sex with all kinds of women me

What was the webm?

>>215963582
all kinds of women
ALL KINDSSSS

you arrive at the Poowong hotel

Doctor Farnsley Mouseworth DHSC

>>215963133
yeah its just "i'm a spack and nobody wants to be friends with me because i act like a rude spack all the time"

>>215963609
gingers, blondes, browns etc

>>215963610
northern australia looks unbearably humid, like india

>>215963106
real

there exist grown men who go out of their way to find videos of people being maimed and killed on the internet as if they're still maladjusted edgy teenagers

christ is KANG

>>215963387
hairdressers

>>215963592
quickly before janny gets it again

>>215963650
poowong is as far south in australia as you can get pal

bunch of scared pussie

>>215963221
is that a bloody piss stain

>>215963650
imbecile

can't go to australia because i'm scared of spiders :(

>>215963559
>>215963589
>>215963639
>>215963655
britishers like to manipulate and post images like this

>>215963675
going to keep posting them just because of this comment

>>215963681
Just tell me what you retards saw

>>215963721
this is the highlight of your whole day isn't it

Chris Watts honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. his girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he killed his family with his smelly poop wiener in his pants

Climate Change
Covid
Cancel Culture
Chatgpt

>>215963742
an cozzie livs x

did you lads just hear that?

>>215963734
imagine the specimen behind a post like this

>>215963742
4 C's of the apocalypse

What are some movies?

>>215963722
i didnt see it but i bet it was that video of some chinky fella getting beheaded while having a wank

>>215963759
and cultural marxism

>>215963125
If Labour get them all will be forgiven for the mismanagement of country

>>215963722
didn't see anything because i immediately did that thing that i can't say then closed the post

>>215963776
shreiing

>>215963779
>>215963780

>>215963776
scrniggeraming

i call bolice

>>215963779
spy kids
spy kids 2

>>215963805
umm this is not on

if that was my neck it wouldn't be chopped off so cleanly because I have thick neck muscles

>>215963826
what about spy kids 3d

>>215963849
ktim except my femcel sister will never have kids

>>215963836
They already had Beanz Pizza and now Pizza Beanz called Beanz Pizza. What's going on

seems zoomers have got their marching orders from niggers recently
"bruh" is out, "twin" is in

>>215963648
Shagged a pale freckled ginger, shagged a few blondes, some brunettes of course, shagged a fit Chinese bird

What's left on my shag list:
>Mixed race black
>Iranian
>Japanese
>French
>Italian
>German
>Spanish
>Czech

Nice to haves:
>Polish
>Scandinavian
>Arab

Lot to do there, dunno if I'll get through them all in my lifetime

>>215963875
thanks for the update ebonics aussie

>>215963841
when he sees the woman jogging and puts it on slowmo to watch her tits bounce

We're not far away from the feted Heinz Beanz Beanz

catbergs in the flipping bath

>>215963849
I'm already that uncle that gets talked about it hushed tones and is conspicuously never left alone with my nieces and nephews even though I'm not actually a nonce, they just don't see me as a capable responsible adult.

if heinz did a fart flavour tin i wouldn't be surprised those mongs will do anything

missing 13 year old girl

>>215963909
get the fucking tap turned on

>>215963909
extremely grotesque tap placement what the fuck is wrong your bath this is worse than the beheading webm

>>215963909
how old is them

>>215963621
Me before I shave my cock and balls

there's a vegemite flavoured baked beans here but i don't think it's heinz

rub a mushroom on your foot to collect the spores. then put on a wet sock and wrap a plastic bag around the foot to trap humidity and heat inside

over the next few days, the dead skin from your feet will start to shed and the mushroom spores will use this to grow; spreading tiny root-like threads. every so often, spray water inside the bag to keep it moist.

in theory small mushrooms will start growing in just a few weeks

>>215963841
Remember seeing that with my dad and crying towards the end

Dad's got dementia now and it was only like yesterday

>>215962738
I wont stop you, put parsley in your cream and bacon carbonara

>>215963927
kebab

big sweaty ginger breasts

mental how nice tits are

I'm only attracted to blacked women

mad that ppl forgot about city , top of the league

>>215963946
it's called marmite here you uncultured swine

>>215963959
thats an urban legend rorke

Made schizomumberg cry again. Didn't even say anything sensitive today.

>>215963221
Hell to the yeah

love kissing girls tummies then sucking their tits
women's torsos are so peng it's unreal

>>215963953
I didnt need to hear sad stories
>>215963987
>you passed!
That's for trannies, not for the deceased

>>215963936
came with the house inni
dont see the problem anyway
>>215963931
well he's not in the bath anymore
>>215963937
16 or 17 by now

>>215964020
too far apart

why is gayness still funny even in the progressive era

>>215963956
Me on the left except my eyes are BROWN

my pedophile uncle keeps asking me to rub ointment on his boils

>>215964062
Are you a child?

Katy spraying warm hemoglobin all over onyx 14 shaft

my gf is a pastry chef with a pet eel

it's a rorkeypol world. leftypol is just living in it

>>215964072
i'm 39

>>215964050
ktim

still laughing at the lad who said his girlfriend was the ugliest woman he's ever known

bic razors are shit

asexual gf is denying me sex

Let’s go

>>215963990
No-one forgot about them you ESL cunt

big fan of working class British music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed-oXKDmca0

thats not gravy unc

trying to look for a caravan park i visited as a kid but can only remember things like the clubhouse and not whether it was haven hoseasons etc or what county only the general area

>>215964109
runt life

>>215964097
thats jokes

swinging a razor scooter at mach 10 into rorkes skinny ankles

gaysexual bf is denying me consent

a willy in rorke's dead arse

>>215964128
Try asking your family you bizarre shut-in. We're not your mates.

today's pazzy b
bit of broc and asparagus

No, you see that was Beanz Pizza
These are Beanz: Pizza

HAALANDS ON FIRE
UR DEFENSE IS TERRIFYED

>>215964150
yes you are and they don’t remember anything either

>>215964089
Can't be that much of a nonce then can he

>>215964163
>These are Beanz: Pizza
But they call it Beanz Pizza not Beanz: Pizza

>>215964161
Did you run out of pasta or something? Like fucking 5 bits of pasta on that plate

I WANT TO HAVE SEX

LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA
LA LA
OH HAALANDS ON FIRE

Ange Sackedecoglou

bedroom smells like spaghetti

>>215964109
Lovely stuff. How'll you be taking it? I took cocaine twice in a social setting, and found myself voiceless and withdrawn. Took it two dozen times following, and spent the entire duration stimfapping like a madman. Never touching the stuff again.

>>215964206
We're not all fat cunts like you

>>215964227
You have no idea what you're up against.

Off down the hardware shop to buy four candles

>moo deng
it's over for that nigga

Palace Bournemouth a bit naughty

>>215964161
It's mid october where did you find asparagus
Peng otherwise

>>215964117
>working

>>215964232
It’s pasta you fucking retard

>>215964181
it's amazing how much of our early faily life my mum was completely oblivious for just because she was towing around 3 wee brats. really frustrating when I ask her about something I vaguely recall she's just like nope never been there in my life

>>215964223
Thankyou for supporting the Australian flawed genius industry

ROG

>>215964256
it was just in the asda
presumably shipped in from the deep south

SUNDERLAND!!!!

>>215964280
not a gimmick

>>215964270
Precisely?

why the fuck is everything food-related so small now
we are living in dire times

oh my DAYS Leftypol
Bournemouth throw it away

>>215964256
>where did you find asparagus
Just realised what it means to live in a developed country

>>215964231
that's not cocaine you muppet

>>215964311
Shut the fuck up fat and complain to the cunts you buy your ready meals from

>>215963965
Turn your monitor on mate

Antipodean asparagus

>>215964331
definitely is

>>215964231
not coke but yeah i'm the same. stim = unable to interact with humans but compulsively wank to progressively more degenerate stuff for hours.

>where did you find asparagus
Tired of living in our north London 1.1m suburb?

>>215964325
you'll rue this day

>>215964331
It's 100% nitrazine death sticks hopefully

what an afternoon of the man kicking the ball it's been eh lads

>>215964331
Looked like fishscale to me. If it's amph I've never taken it, only meth, so unfamiliar.
>>215964362
Scary ain't it? Used to wank myself for so long that the next day my knob would be so swollen I couldn't physically pull back my foreskin, and I'd get folliculitis all over...

>>215964289
>>215964324
>>215964366
I only eat fresh, italian, seasonal vegetables

>>215964324
many countries only have seasonal vegetables. it's quite kino to have to cook like in the old days, based on which vegetables were around. it has nothing to do with being developed (we're not).

might compose a song for you lads :3

>>215964400
enjoy it ?

>>215964404
I exclusively eat produce grown and picked by niggers

new

>>215964428

>>215964428

>>215964428

why are we all using the question mark?

>>215964410
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iW4Gdsnr2Bg

>>215964407
It's cool, now it's autumn and there is a lot of pumpkin, chestnuts, oranges, cabbage, chicory, plums etc around

go on google maps zoom out then zoom in it's like you're falling out of an aeroplane

Can't get interested in football anymore. Supported Burnley all my life. But it all went to shite when the Yanks took over. Sean Dyche sacked was like a knife in the back. Most Burnley fans were too thick to see it at the time. But its all been downhill from there. That idiotic alien looking Vincent Kompany replaced all the old guard then dropped the club like a bad smell. Scott Parker seems a nice chap but he was always a mercenary. And now the team are all mercenaries. Unrecognisable to Burnley as a town. We were the last Premier League club to be locally owned, have an English manager and a British team. Multicultural. Hardly an Englishman in the team. None on the pitch today. Only Josh Cullen who represents the Republic of Ireland. 35 year old Ashley Barnes is the only true Englishman in the squad. I don't want to see that. 10 years and our club, the last Premier League (or Premier adjacent) club is dead and buried. I doubt i'll ever watch another match again.