Thread 215964428

finnish gf edition

>>215964428 (OP)
ava that's not normal

gathering my secretions in a jar

If these threads were a teapot, it would whistle constantly but never pour

>>215964428 (OP)
Ava not normal status: that's

so this is the new

>>215964450
is this the guy who looks like a stingray?

smelling of poo

Fulham v Arsenal
5:30pm

I've made several of the new threads today. Probably a record for me. Been here since 6am.

watching tinker tailor soldier spy

chickpeas? i sure hope she does

just saw on the news they've started launching PIP claimants into space

>>215964491
Making a new series of stars in your eyes too

come on fulham!

We know about the rapes you committed, Rorke

Saudi Newcastle crap

>>215964514
that was rirke

Everyone at my work despises me. Been there a year and I haven't bothered to get to know anyone, only speak when spoken to. Confusingly I will sometimes say hello in the mornings but only to certain people and even then only sometimes, other days I will completely ignore them and hope they don't notice me. There's a real simmering hatred towards me at all times.

Parentbergs be watching shows with grim northern blokes saying 'there's been another murder' every week

If there was a referendum for hanging all PIP and UC claimants I'd vote yes. The country would be freed of its massive economic and social drain. Fuck them all.

thoughts on simnel cake?

if Arsenal win this we can officially panic because they don’t usually win Fulham away

that medic's a bloody sentry

>>215964526
Setting this as my work screensaver. I hope that turns things around.

>>215964535
Wrong. The girls are all saying you are cute and shy when you're not around and all the guys think you're mysterious and based.

>>215964535
kek this was me. eventually managed to leave

>>215964543
for me it's dalziel and pascoe

rorke getting the business done

>>215964555
How does mothering sunday work during a schism

back from the asian supermarket
it was FULL of chinese fellas, no women

boss locking me in the office and forcing me to work all weekend and threatening to kill my family if i dont

big fan of getting the business done me

>>215964605
jokes on him i don't have a family

mumberg is making her homemade chicken curry

what is ur mumberg making? you do still have a mumberg right? or do you live alone in your smelly poo infested 1 bedroom flat

>>215964605
Are you black?

have a vindaloo kebab from last night poo brewing

my arse is giving off vibes this is going to be a disaster

>>215964631
ur mum makes your dinners mate?

>>215964632
yes

>>215964631
shall be making the pad kra pao with the cheeky fried egg on top (in my smelly poo infested 1 bedroom flat)

>>215964639
when you start getting those silent, shallow, hot farts you know it's over

>>215964667
all look shit

My aunt offered me a garden grown plum a few months ago, a fruit I had never tried, and it was juicy, sweet, soft and delectable. Today I have purchased a tray of plums, excited to experience that same quaint pleasure again, only to take a bite and for my mouth to be invaded with a foul bitterness, the skin tough and chewy, and the fruit dry and flavourless.
I am shaking with rage.

for me it's polska gf
>>215960529

But seriously lads, why are Africans working in supermarkets or on security so overzealous and untrusting? One has started at my local store and he's a real cunt, standing over you and basically accusing you of trying to steal carrier bags or not scanning something. Fucking thick-skulled cunt

>>215964702
should have got in there during victoria plum season
the queen of plums

>>215964673
ok then idc get to work boy

>>215964702
Supermarket fruit is rubbish mate. Everyone knows this.

Rate my taste in women

Lads born in the late 80s/early 90s had it all.
>basic technology but no zoomer brainrot
>cities still mostly british
>safe streets, no civil unrest or grooming gangs
>evenings were spent playing outside or occasionally games like runescape or those PS1 classics
>great movies still played in cinemas
>harry potter
>robot wars
>no trannies or gender crap

>>215964631
I live alone in a 2up2down terrace.
Not since my mum since July.
I don't really want to see her.
She is threatening a visit but i'm sick to my back teeth of her.

>>215964631
had mum's homemade spag bol for tea

>>215964738
bottom 2 are peng

>>215964573
They're most assuredly not.

>>215964580
It's the only solution at this point. Even if I decided to become normal one day, the sudden sharp change in my demeanor would appear ungenuine after a year of being silent and weird. Still, I've lasted this long. I intend to stay until one of the managers calls me out on being an autistic prick and manages me out the door.

>>215964735
Got them from fucking M&S mate

>>215964741
Lad that's us

>>215964738
Kosher taste

>>215964711
based alex

>>215964711
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia_talk:Reference_desk/Archive_109#Alex_Sazonov

>>215964741
that's 95% of /brit/ lad

How does flat become "poo infested"?

>little thomas, that’s enough computer for now come downstairs your teas ready

*28 year old bloke runs down the stairs*
oh my days..

>>215964724
Based Victoria plum enjoyer

going to leave soon to get my incel beer that i will drink in my incel flat eating my incel food while listening to incel music and later watching incel movies then going to sleep too late in my incel bed while incel drunk

>>215964754
They still get them from the same industrial scale farms.

domain expansion endless poo

>>215964738
You are fond of Sephardic Jews

English culture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxxFcgJ_kcM

>>215964631
My mother lives under lock and key in a secure unit due to having schizophrenia. I haven't eaten a meal cooked by her since I was ten. I live in a five bedroom house share, but I have my own bathroom at least.

>>215964741
>safe streets, no civil unrest or grooming gangs
disagree with these - many areas still had those problems back then
though they were considerably less bad than they got later on

>>215964752
>demeanor
FOY

almost time to crack open a can of wine

Called mum a little trilobite and she started crying and now she's shut herself in her bedroom
and so tonight's dinner is a chinese from the chinese people's house

>>215964741
the next generation will be saying this but it will be all brain chips, muslim pm and smart dust in your blood

>>215964741
>>safe streets, no civil unrest or grooming gangs

>>215964825
blog on

>>215964799
have elton john and his mates over for a party

Cor wish I was drinking tonight, just to get my mind off my boring incel life

glod

>>215964806
I find it's better to sober up before bed for hangover mitigation purposes.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760804094449317.webm

>>215964800
unironically me when I'm visiting nanberg

wow this movie is shit

>>215964853
Black cunt

>>215964861
i am drinking. notthingstopping you laD

>>215964806
living the dream

unleashing my bankai on my retarded nan

>>215964835
Get yourself a Irish Spice Bag with that Curry Sauce down the gullet.

hungover in bed all day
another weekend wasted

Now the big decision, is it ..

A. Chinese night
B. Indian night
C. Dominos night
D. McDonald’s night

Best song of the year imo https://youtu.be/1on3V-W3w_I - lyrics are genius

>>215964864
just planning to fart and wank to incest porn until the f1 starts and it's not until 8pm tomorrow or so desu so will be fine if i'm hanging a bit

>>215964835
>Called mum a little trilobite
scroming

im a shagger with a gf but im spiritually an incel

diagnosis - current temperature in flatberg - 18.1c

treatment - wooly jumper

god i wish i had some speed

gf wants to get married but shes really lazy and doesnt tidy up and doesnt take criticism well. Not sure about it all.

why are australians so much funnier than all other posts on 4chan

just called mumberg an ammonite and now she's trying to stretch the extension lead into the bathroom for the toaster

acid attacking my nan

>>215964928
i've had the heating on since 6:30am

>>215964885
Your nan has also acheived bankai you fool. She merely called her zanpaktou's name earlier when releasing her shikai to fool you into thinking that was the level she was at, she could have done it nameless.

>>215964906
give in to the chinese msg jew
get crispy duck

>>215964934
is she slim and peng with a good arse and is she funny?

>>215964906
A and B mog C and D so hard. Mcdonalds more of a lunchtime slop than a tea time one.

>>215964906
>0-2 = A
>3-4 = B
>5-6 = C
>7-8 = D
>9-10 = Reroll
>Dubs = All

>>215964945
you an 80 year old woman? normal adult males shouldn't feel cold in anything above 18 degrees
s

>>215964964
mental how this describes the perfect woman

>>215964741
>>safe streets
Lol. Its never been safer. There were legit no go zones in the 00's entire estates and areas. Where you be guaranteed to be attacked or robbed. Town centres were war zones on a Friday/Saturday night at kicking out time. Violent crime has reduced so dramatically since the 00's

>no civil unrest
Accept the several race riots

>or grooming gangs
What time period do you think the men getting prosecuted now for all rape gangs are from?

blasting my nan away with a sonic nigger screech

building nigger enclosures in zoo tycoon

>>215964720
The managers have told them to do it. Thats why they were hired. Blacks are scary and intimidating to most people. Normal people don't like foreigners. Whites and asians (who are the biggest thieves at my asda) don't like blacks. Blacks don't like Whites and asians. It's an unofficial corporate strategy to employ blacks in White or asian areas. Asians in White or black areas. Multiculturalism is malignant and evil.

never understood the difference between middle class and upper-middle tbqh

>>215964906
How about cook yourself some good food

erm

https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1760781519427278.webm

Just woke up, fell asleep on the toilet last night after drinking with dadberg, brother dragged me to my room, apparently I wouldn't move once I got to the landing, I'm such a mong, never drinking again.

>>215964964
Yeah to all of those things really slim no chance of her getting fat and can talk and joke about anything with her

>>215965028
We could fill a library with what you don't understand tbqhwy

=>>215964997
all i can say is it was very safe in my medium size english town in cornwall
rotheram, birmingham, luton and bradford are the exceptions that prove the rule

>>215965035
well that's a sex woman

right well that's a hairy woman

mad how there's a severe level of sexual and physical abuse that takes place at childrens homes and has been for decades

>>215964976
Most Indian takeaways taste identical because they're made with the same cheap, mass-produced and frozen ingredients from low-budget supermarkets. They're not even Indian for the most part, just Bangladeshis making the same half-a-dozen dishes for tasteless English pissheads.

Same applies to almost all Chinese takeaways, which are just MSG + soy sauce on various iterations of riceslop and ratmeatslop

Rate my taste in women

>>215965039
she’s alright then, I found the most important thing in a partner is if you always end up having a laugh together. The rest is a bonus

why don't apple tv release their programmes on dvd or bluray?
reckon my dad would love a bit of slow horses but i have no method by which to give it to him as a christmas present

>>215965069
nice (((taste)))

Utterly insane that this is a male

>>215965036
u could have aspirated your vomit and died

nigger 3 is sick
nigger 17 would be happier with more fried chicken in his enclosure
nigger 28 has escaped!

>>215965084
but I didn't though did I?

my gf makes me howl laughing can’t believe a women is capable of it

>>215965051
>medium size town
>cornwall
M8 your largest settlement is a glorified village. Cornwall's always been decades behind

dad is watching a show called hunters about jews getting revenge on the nazis and it is the most jew worshiping thing ive ever seen. every sentence makes reference to some jew thing like ohh shafta shekelstein wanted you at the bah mitzvah and saying stuff like jewtastic and jewperheroes why is he watching this

>>215964720
Their monthly wage here is a kingly sum back home. Them working security in ASDA is like you or I working for Apple or Facebook on £250,000 a year.

once you've been to a proper chinese restaurant, you'll never stop wanting to beat shitty chinese chippy owners to death with your bare hands
- anthony bourdain

>>215965079
Only one is (((Jewish))) as far as I know

>>215965101
What's an example of a joke she told that had you screaming?

just came in the fluffer

sucks how they never made a simpsons hit and run family guy game

>>215965101
What's her best joke and/or gimmick?

just demolished a bag of flipz

>>215965122
We were watching Big Bang theory and she would scream BAZINGA every time Sheldon did a funny.

Spent a night on the floor outside my bedroom didn't I? Apparently I wouldn't move any further when my brother dragged me upstairs after I passed out on the toilet

>>215964998
send that dizzy cow flying

brazilian guy in his favela hut jacking off to poorly drawn family guy porn

>>215965101
It's like rose tinted glasses. If you are attracted to someone every thing they say is funnier or more meaningful that it would be otherwise.

feel so empty

>>215965036
you could have been sexually assaulted in your arse

>>215965130
there’s one on the 360 where you play as brian and stewart going through the multiverse

imagine pining after a lass at work for years then one day she hits out with "omg you remind me of sheldon from big bang theory haha"

>>215964428 (OP)
good lord

>>215964997
>What time period do you think the men getting prosecuted now for all rape gangs are from?
most of them arrived after 1997 which is when the grooming really got going

>>215965154
spics love their horrible cartoon porn don't they

>>215965163
Thankfully not, my brother's a good lad

>>215965115
Minimum wage in this country is almost £30,000 a year, which is nearly the median salary. 5 years and you can apply for permanent residence which means you can claim universal credit, bring your family over and you get mid tier healthcare (better than the witch doctor in your home village anyway) for life without having to pay a surcharge

>>215965138
>>215965122
hard to describe but I suppose her gimmick is being quite /brit/ like, just saying random silly things

>>215965183
ktim and then I start leaning into it and acting more like him just for a crumb of acceptance oh my DAYS

minecraft nigger grinder tutorial 1.7.10

just walked up the stairs

>>215965192
Genuinely no evidence of grooming gangs

cornish people haven’t discovered they can walk on two legs yet

>>215965246
Congratulations, I could not do this

>>215965246
i dont believe it

Off t’ supermarket
You lads want owt?

My taste in women (superior)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nkb5PO_92_o
Have a suspicion this man may have been a /brit/ poster at one time

>>215965246
you will not get away with this

>>215965268
homemade chicken soup with extra spring onions

>>215965268
2 guesses for what type of porn he watches

>>215965246
Absolute mad man

>>215965262
Why? Do you live in a bungalow?

>>215965268
Oh my days I use that shower gel

>>215965272
based pale brunette enjoyer

>>215965268
sneaking up behind sunflower lanyard mongs and bursting an inflated paper bag behind their heads so they spazz out on the shop floor like rain man

>>215965220
I guess you have to be there

>>215964702
you took a bite of you aunt's plum?

>>215965317
She’s yank only

>>215965219
You can bring your family over as a student, don't need to be working

https://youtu.be/2CDQkibm52k?si=uPOUJii62YIi2_Mq

>>215965298
Asians?

>>215965301
Nah I'm a quadriplegic

>>215965247
>Genuinely no evidence of grooming gangs

>>215965294
me on right
you on left

>>215965219
>£30,000 a year
>claim universal credit
Did GB News tell you this?

>>215965317
Ah a fellow man of taste - she's gorgeous.

>>215965342
the bloke in this pic is like an indian version of luigi

>>215965317
hilarious that supposedly I (horrible, ugly, grotesque incel) am supposedly the same species as her

when deodorant or antiperspirants say 48 hour protection does this mean after you've had a shower too?
or 48 hours if you don't have a wash

>>215965305
Body wash is for runts and ethnics
Use a bar of soap

no one care for me SKULL EMOJI

>>215965035
maria sexo

>be interested in cricket
>decide to check it out on Reddit
>its all about India
Damn is there no where to talk about actual cricket teams in merry ol' England? What teams should I be keeping my eyes on?

had a dream where i saw a 4chan post that was just my full legal name and nothing else

>>215965301
Nah passed out drunk

>>215965389
Im sure in a few years it will come out that antiperspirants are absolutely toxic for your body. Our generations asbestos

>>215965377
Una faccia una razza

>>215965405
Alri Arthur Denzington Johnson

>>215965405
Weird, Michael Stephen Jones

>>215965398
I care anon, I care a LOT about (you)

Lachlan Outback Jones

I could go and get drinks but then what would be the point of that, I'll still be bored with my boring incel slug life

another night goes by, my bwc remaining unsucked

went with Indian, slightly less extortionate than the Chinese order I was going to put in

>>215965472
This shit is gold, how do you lads come up with this stuff

Oh wow! Yeah now that's lush x100

reckon one of the girls at toil fancies me

>>215965500
You get what you pay for

>>215965511
Marry her

fuck im gonna have to get some dinner on im getting so hungry now

drank 7 bottle's of beer's today !

>>215965509
life is short so make it grimmer by imbibing a proven carcinogen

Right lads what'm I watching

Mark has a happier life than I do, grim

sometimes the gay urges lie dormant for a few weeks but i always end up having a twink dream that reignites the flame

>>215965579
All boring. Watch Rush Hour 2 instead

7 bottle's of beer's on the wall
7 bottle's of beer's
one fell down and smashed on the ground
7 bottle's of beer's on the wall

>>215965571
>>215965574
you two should kiss

>>215965608
>black lead
Nah

women owe me sex

>>215965579
The Wicker Man

wish i lived in Hawaii

>>215965579
remember me and my mates going to see brazil on the big screen when it first came out

>>215965630
Right then, Wicker Man it is.

I'd do such a shit job if I worked for Apple or Facebook on £250,000 a year.

>>215965652
So, what was life like during apartheid?

>>215965631
seems like a nice place to be born tbffff

see you all there

i've met the king of china and the working yorkshire miner

>>215965579
Im watching jawbreaker on netflix, rose mcgowan is cute

me and mousey off to the cathouse in 2 hours

>>215965629
this

I have not been drunk since about August 2024. Before that I was drunk nearly everyday since January 2023. And a few times per week since Jan 2022.

might give affiliate marketing a go

watching a film and eating a pizza

Don't understand how ostensibly sweaty incels like GRRM write such amazing characters, whereas I, a well travelled and formerly socialised individual cannot write a character worth shit

>>215965734
Good on you

>>215964906
make it mac tonight

dont watch any gay artsy serious shite love austin powers

Not very good at reading signals
Embarrassed myself

>>215965405
About five years ago someone posted a google maps link of right in front of where I went to kindergarten/preschool which was only about two miles from where I lived at the time in a random smaller US city
Spooked me

leftypol's op

>>215965797
ugly BITCH

>>215965747
What sector?

>>215965797
Ugly asf

>>215965754
The Irish are gifted storytellers and he didn't grow up with a silver spoon in his mouth (unlike you).

can a border collie herd cows

>>215965809
dont know

this dude has one face

>>215965828
do you have a flock of cows?

>>215965806
>>215965810
coping trannards

why does the doctor have to touch your scrote to check for a hernia
think she just wants to grab my junk for fun

>>215965834
oh, i wish you well

> King Charles to become first British monarch to pray publicly with Pope in 500 years

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE

>>215965828
Dunno, run down the stairs and see if your mum moves

Fulham or Arsenal? Which team has more soul?

>>215965796
A few years ago there was an exploit where posts can be traced and tracked, especially if you posted an iPhone picture. You could look at the phones name, and any numbers or addresses etc that identified the phone

can a border collie herd elephants

>>215965823
I grew up in a zero working parent household you sad prick, just travelled on a very tight budget

fukkin suck it up
https://youtu.be/Q3l65xc7_Ks

>>215965806
>>215965810
Turn your monitors on

>>215965823
He isn't Irish he's American

>>215965868
You got a flock of elephants?

havent seen this on the telly you know what i mean

>>215965923
They're called a herd you spaz

>zero working parent household
That's a tax fiddle.

>>215965923
Yeah they're currently reading this post

the jew show im watching is now complaining about hansel and gretel because two blonde blue eyed kids complaining about a witch wanting their pure german blood and shoving her into an oven is antisemetic

get poo on my bollocks every time I have a shite
sick of it

>>215965940
No you're supposed to say "herd of elephants"
and I reply "of course I've heard of elephants I'm asking if you have a flock of them"

Whizzed round to the ‘ki shop to get a couple bottles of beer whilst my Indian is due to be delivered, risky business that but all went smoothly

>>215965866
This was post-metadata be stripped by the site
That stopped being a thing years before that

>>215965937
a digital ID would have prevented this

suddenly dropped cold outside, glad I'm back in the warm now

Why are Australians so much funnier than all other posters on 4chan?

Only benefit I'm on is benefit of the doubt

beef

>>215965991
I've been saying this for years and the number keeps going up thanks to mental elves.

>>215966030
*starts boxing it*

>>215965993
I remember I posted my face in a “faces of /brit/“ thread and then someone replied with my name. Then for the next few weeks he’d keep posting my face. I still wonder how he knew when I was posting

just ate a massive kebab too full to even look at the beers yet

“Mental health”
ah yes

mad to think girls born in 2009 are legal in my place of residence

>Those charged are:
>Asad Ali, 37, of Brighouse, is charged with two counts of rape
>Ajmal Aziz, 39 of Halifax, is charged with three counts of rape and attempted rape
>Mohammed Jangier, 44, of Halifax, is charged with rape
>Mohammed Asif, 36, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape
>Harris Ahmed Butt, 37, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape and two counts of indecent assault
>Taukeer Butt, 36, of Halifax, is charged with three counts of rape
>Muitasim Khan, 40, of Halifax, is charged with rape
>Mohammed Hamza, 47, of Halifax, is charged with rape
>Mohsin Mir, 40, of Halifax, is charged with three counts of rape
>Javid Mir, 38, of Halifax, is charged with rape
>Haroon Saddique, 37, of Bradford, is charged with two counts of rape
>Zahir Iqbal, 41, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape
>Sarfraz Rabnawaz, 35, of Bradford, is charged with two counts of rape
>Wajid Addalat, 43, of Halifax, is charged with rape
>Sajid Addalat, 45, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape
>Nazim Hussain, 43, of Bradford, is charged with conspiracy to rape
>Nadeem Saddiqque, 43, of Sheffield, is charged with rape
>Saquab Hussain, 43, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape
>Sadakat Ali, 48, of Bradford, is charged with rape
>Ziarab Mohammed, 48, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape
>Imran Raja Yasin, 41, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape
>Zulfiqar Ali, 40, of Bradford, is charged with two counts of rape
>Malik Abid Qadeer, 64, of Halifax, is charged with five counts of rape
>Kamran Amin, 45, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape
>Mohammed Akhtar, 51, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape
>Ali Zulfiqar, 38, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape
>Shafiq Ali Rafiq, 40, of Dewsbury, is charged with two counts of rape
>Amir Shaban, 45, of Halifax, is charged with rape
>Sakeb Nazir, 36, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape

>>215966064
>>Harris Ahmed Butt, 37, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape and two counts of indecent assault
>Harris Butt

>>215966064
I went to school with one of them

THE LADS

>>215966064
>>Harris Ahmed Butt, 37, of Halifax, is charged with two counts of rape and two counts of indecent assault
>>Taukeer Butt, 36, of Halifax, is charged with three counts of rape
How you on badness but your last name's Butt

>>215965754
GRRM does characters pretty well and it’s definitely in part from being an incel
The way Cersei is written in her POV in later books is realistic and unfunny because it’s clearly from an incel perspective

I reckon rents being high are bad for the economy

>>215966064
how does leftypol justify this

>>215966081
omdz

>>215966075
What was he like?

>>215966064
leftypol refusing to accept the obvious pattern

>>215966100
Leftypol ignores it while mocking the british working class’s concerns; “muslamic rayguns”

most of you are tossers

>>215966100
>erm actually mate the majority of sexual assaults and child molestation are perpetrated by white men

>>215966138
No I'm not

>>215966099
I reckon concentrating the entire wealth of the nation in the over 60's aint a good idea. For the economy, society or culture

>>215966132
why do they love muslims so much though when half of them are lgbt
never seen more staunch defenders of them than trans people

>>215966064
yes but what about jimmy saville? check mate rorke

>>215966100
You mean the strawman in your head?

>>215966099
don’t even know what’s suppose to indicate a good economy

remember the guy that posted this every day

>>215966173
Nope!

new

>>215966182
>>215966182
>>215966182

>>215966155
you're alright just most of the others are

>>215966173
It was you wasn’t it
Come on own up

>>215966099
not landlords fault every man and his dog wants to move to pengdon even if they have to live in a shoebox for a grand a month